Original Song: 4KIDS One Piece Opening Lyrics: There once was a man named Chris Refield, A man with power beyond your wildest dreams, But he made an oath, one which he could not break, "I swear to you, Claire, I will find you a man so that one day, the Redfield bloodline may carry on," And with this promise, he set out into the world to fulfill it, allowing no obstacle to bar his path, Yo! Ya yo, ya yo, (Ethan!) Just give it up, Winters, (Ethan!) Just give up escaping, (Ethan!) Just give up your semen, (Ethan!) Just give it, give it up, Give it up, give it up, Give it up, give it, (No!) Here's how the story goes, we find out, 'Bout a village in the mountains where Ethan's, no doubt, There's werewolves and snow and guns everywhere, But none of that matters, he's gonna fuck Claire, Ya yo, ya yo, Ya yo, uh oh, His name is Winters (That's Ethan Winters), But he'll become a Redfield, Become a Redfield? How will that happen? YO-HO-HO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER CUM-CUM! Don't matter how fast you run or where you go, I will be right there, anywhere on the globe, I'll get rid of the women in your life, Except for my sister, I'll make her your wife, Ya yo, ya yo, Ya yo, uh oh, Just fuck my sister, She's the last fertile member of our bloodline, Ya yo, Ethan, Just fuck my sister!
my sides hurt. it's too fucking good. i need to see a resident evil musical where the whole plot is Chris trying to get his sister a man to aid in the quest of carrying on the Redfield bloodline
So when Chris was really upset at the end of RE8, it's not because he keeps failing to save people, it's because he lost another viable superhuman to carry on the bloodline.
@Andrew And then force Leon to fuck claire and not only did he saved one bloodline but two, then when they grow up there gonna make another baby creating the super soldier capable of taking down a B.O.W single hand
@@iloveindomienoodle To mash those genes together to create the Ultimate Survivor, who, like Chris, will become an ace pilot and skilled marksmen at the tender age of 3 before being sent to the biggest bioweapon outbreaks the world has ever seen with nothing but a rattle and and doo-doo diaper.
Give it up Ethan give up your S...... "boooooooooom!!!" oh crap he held it in for too long and imploded killing him self, well there goes RE8 and it's true ending XD
Starts with Leon chilling in his house, when suddenly Chris open a hole in the wall with a punch and enters. -Hi, Leon! Long time no see. -Chris, WTF!? I thought you finally have found a husband for Claire and would leave me alone! -Yes, I found someone. Ethan Winters is his name. A promising candidate and someone who would improve the Redfield lineage with his mold derivated powers. Unfortunetely, he died and now I must come back to the original plan. You WILL impregnate my sister! -No way, bro! If is not Wong it's wrong! -So, you leave me no choice!
>tfw you realise Ethan can continue the bloodline instead of Leon, but then he immediately gets stolen by giant vampire mommy and her cute goth daughters
@@MrPopoy67 ain't no way they're killing off chris, esp. after seeing the internet collectively shit its pants after last of us 2 i could be wrong; if they did it well, it'd be a powerful moment
Even if they do kill Chris in this game he’ll come back as a ghost and refuse to move on to the afterlife until the baby is born. The bloodline must be guaranteed safe.
Unless leon have some Ghostbusters equipment to imprison him or doctor strange like powers to do crazy things that would ruin his life until he apologized.
I imagine Wesker running at super speeds as this happens, only to see Ethan run past him, and an earthquake as the human shaped locomotive that I'd Chris just leaving chaos in his path with the boombox
I imagine that wesker has the same goals as Chris thus there trying to outdo each other but with the existence of jake Chris is losing the battle of the bloodlines
Ethan dying breath: "Chris raise my daughter right." Chris: "Don't worry I will raise her to be the one to continue the Redfield bloodline." Ethan: "WHAT?!" Chris: "Now to just get Leon and my sister to conceive a baby boy and not only will I have secure the Redfield bloodline for one generation but TWO!"
bruh that would actually be scary. Leon's abilities combined with the redfield bloodline, plus the parts of the mold, and you got a boulder punching, gun wielding tyrant level human tank.
Well Technically Joe Bake killed Jack! However Chris would not dear to approach Joe. Joe Baker stayed virgin for he knew if he had children, they would destroy the world.
@@dimitrigiorgevich3150 So Chris settle on the one mortal who faced down the horror of the baker family and came out on top... ETHAN WINTERS!!! As the commenter Davide describe him as a CHAD!
Also Ethan: Technically a BOW himself due to exposure to the Mold (why else does the First Aid Juice just work by merely splashing it on? Also there is that whole 'Leg Chop' scene that can happen if you get grabbed while escaping the first proper chase)
@@ninjaknight6715 He didn't get much other than a more efficient healing set up (and thanks to being cured, it'll not eat at him when not fed Medical juice, it didn't go away when cured though, else Mia and Ethan wouldn't have healed from said health items splashing on them)
@theaccent king Not really. Leon has access to various weapons in the Resident Evil series, plus he won against various monsters and superhumans in the Resident Evil series as well. And Ethan won against Jack Baker and Marguerite Baker. So all they have to do is work together, share weapons, kill Claire first, and then kill Chris second.
That because leon perfer anime girl over white girl. Chris knew not only he waste his time but he also knew leon will commit suicide if he heard his waifu is dead.
@@gamerstheater1187 Simple. The steroids he took to punch boulders back in RE5, that's why. Hell, I'm pretty sure Jill herself is sterile from the all the viruses she had in her system (including whatever shit Wesker injected her with). Only Claire and Leon can bring back balance to the world with their superior child
*RE8 Ending Happens* *RE4 Remake Coming out* Chris: Plan B has failed, Resume Plan A. Target has been located in a small village in Spain, send in the new recruit: Agent Krauser
All I gotta say about RE: Village is that Chris failed in his mission... The Winter Bloodline will live on while Chris sadly continues his search to find a new successor before time runs out for Claire...
@@Azrael_Equinox xD, once Rose reaches 18, Chris will try and pair her with Leon, so his bloodline may continue (even though Leon will be in his 60s by this point)
SPOILER: Village ends with Ethan respectfully denying Edit: wow thanks to everyone who liked I wasn't expecting this comment to get this popular but I couldn't be more honored to have my first 2k comment be for the Redfield lineage
This is one of those things where I desperately want to share it, but none of my friends are as deranged about me and my obsession with Claire's withering womb.
Leons just sipping mimosa's on an Island somewhere relieved that Chris has left him alone the last few years persuing Ethan... when suddenly out of a Helicopter Chris just fucking hulk leaps out onto the beach "LEON, ETHAN'S DEAD, YOU'RE THE LAST HOPE! YOU MUST! FUCK! MY! SISTER!"
@@parsalimooee4372 yeah same, i love him but at least he can rest now. if rose is the next protagonist he could always pop up as a memory or a guiding voice or something - either way, he’ll be mentioned. he’s not gonna be forgotten any time soon
priest: i now pronounce you man and wife. chris: amazing. priest: you may now kiss the bride. chris: it's finally happening. priest: congratulations, mr. and mrs. winters. chris: wait no.
Well, it isn’t the Redfield _name,_ but rather the bloodline. The substantive continuance of the line, not per se the ceremonial continuance. It matters that the child is descended of a Redfield, not necessarily that he/she is named Redfield.
I think my favourite personal headcanon addition to this joke is that Claire really isn’t bothered, she can take it or leave it but Chris is really insistent about it. So I just imagine a song of Chris trying convince Claire as well
Resident Evil lore 1994: a team of soldiers explore a scary mansion full of zombies!! 2021: Chris Redfield can't have kids after all the steroids so he needs another male to impregnate his sister so that his bloodline can continue.
@@ChrisVoiceman *Same they did something stupid by killing him* *I can't believe or wanna believe that after EVERYTHING he went he is gonna die like dog from a random Fuck like Ethan or by the wicthes* ? *FUCK NO* *Do you remember how cool was Wesker vs Chris in RE CVX* ??? *That was so god like bro* xd
@@ChrisVoiceman Wesker is still alive I think because he has like two lines in Umbrella Corps which takes place after RE5 and pretty much everything is cannon in RE until its not. so there is still hope.
During the RE8 ending: Ethan: "I'm alive...? How-" _(looks to the side and sees Chris performing rituals and shit while giving him intense eye contact)_ Chris: "You still have a job to do." Ethan: "I need to do what..?" Chris: "My sister."
ENTER CHADTHAN >The only main series protagonist who has canonically fucked >The only main series protagonist to have successfully convinced a woman to continue his bloodline >The only protagonist to have appeared in two consecutive main series entries as a character who takes up the majority of playtime >LAUGHS in the face of death >Dismisses horrific sights as if they were nothing >Spouts catchy one liners at his enemies without fear >Wins in a chainsaw fight VS a hick experienced in the art >Impervious to disease >Smoking hot southern belle falls head over heels for him at first sight >Romanian chick in trailer will fall head over heels for him at first sight >Big titty femdom witch sisters will fall head over heels for him at first sight >Has his hand amputated but still functions perfectly after it is stitched back on >Alpha genes perfect for breeding >Outdoes Leon >Outdoes Jake >Outdoes Barry >ls about to bring Redfield's story to a close THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS A GOD AMONG MEN EVERY ONE KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHTY CHADTHAN
Chris continues his travels, searching far and wide. His only regret in life is that he cannot continue the Redfield name. This is where we meet Ethan Winters. A married man, who just wants to settle down. But Chris cannot allow this. With a swift pull of the trigger, followed by multiple pulls of the trigger, he leaves Ethan single and ready to carry the Redfield name. But Ethan can't yet let go of his marriage. Play as Ethan as you are mercilessly stalked by world heavyweight champion Chris "Another Redesign?" Redfield. Can Ethan survive? Can the Redfield bloodline survive? Find out in RESIDENT EVIL 8: VILLAGE.
This game has sold nearly 6 million copies now and that definitely means the number of people who bought it because of this video is above 0 And that’s fantastic
Ethan: FUCK YOU!!!! *Ethan pull out .44 magnum. Chris fell to the ground by the large magnum hole.* Chris: Ethan... Don't... *Head Explode *Ethan screams as he kill a human and lose his wife.* *Claire see the direction* Claire: Damn it Chris. What have you done? The redfield lineage was destroyed. Bloodlusted revenge was inevitable.
*Ethan pulls out the Plaga Removal Laser, shoots that laser at Chris Redfield's head, killing Chris Redfield forever.* Ethan: "At least I get to avenge Mia."
@@johnivantaro6684 *Claire comforts Ethan, helping him cope. Ethan is touched by Claire's caring ways. Ethan and Claire start dating. Claire gets his seed and becomes pregnant. Ghost Chris is floating nearby, rubbing his hands together.* "All according to plan!"
Totally legit RE8 spoilers, read at your own discretion. Ethan and Mia start a new life in Europe. Chris is still pissed Leon won't continue the Redfield bloodline, so he finds Ethan in Europe and kills Mia. He issues two orders onto Ethan: 1. to track down Leon and 2. to have sex with Claire. Meanwhile, Leon is sent back to Europe to completely rid the world of Las Plagas. Ethan finds Leon and prepares to kill him. Ethan and Leon negotiate with each other and put their differences aside. Ada comes out of nowhere and tells them about Chris's power source, his steroids. Ada specifically tells Leon he can fuck her if he obtains a sample of Chris's steroids. Chris finds out about Ethan and Leon working together and goes Mr. X on their asses, stalking them throughout the rest of the game. The final boss is a Plagas infected, roid fueled Chris who's hellbent on killing Ethan, Leon and Ada. The three of them kill Chris and Leon picks up the steroid sample and gives it to Ada. Ada keeps her promise and has sex with Leon. Claire suddenly appears and thanks Ethan for killing her violent, infected brother. With Mia dead, Ethan gets remarried, gets wed to Claire, and ultimately continues the Redfield bloodline with her, no longer being harassed about it by Chris. Source: my dad. He works for Capcom and told me everything.
Bad ending: Ethan brutal shot Claire as he was still in rage Reason 1: she's a redfield which make Ethan think she gonna kill him. Reason 2: Claire was possibly infected due to the girl from Re revaluation 2 which give Ethan another reason to kill her allow Leon and Ada to spare him. Ethan went to America and gets remarried with Rebecca. The inevitable rage ended the redfield lineage and old evil rise from the ashes. Wesker: I've been waiting for this moment for the rest of my life.
@@frownieclownie Yes, this game will feature a dlc campaign called "End of Claire". In this campaign, you play as Mia's ghost and your mission is to take control over Claire's body so that Mia can reunite with Ethan. This campaign features Claire as a boss and she wields a Ghostbusters proton pack which she uses as a weapon against the player.
Chris immediately joined Blue Umbrella after he got a tingle in his brain telling him that a new superhuman protagonist was in some backwater shithole in Louisiana.
If Resident Evil had their own fighting game with character themes, Chris would provide vocals and lyrics for each playable male character and how they all could continue the Redfield bloodline
Shulk! A message from Dunban! He told me to tell you to bang his sister! Do it for Colony 9, Shulk! Her ovaries are drying at the age of 18, Shulk! Please! Hurry! She's friends with half of Riki's children! She nicknamed one of them Zanzazadan!
Original Song: 4KIDS One Piece Opening
Lyrics:
There once was a man named Chris Refield,
A man with power beyond your wildest dreams,
But he made an oath, one which he could not break,
"I swear to you, Claire, I will find you a man so that one day, the Redfield bloodline may carry on,"
And with this promise, he set out into the world to fulfill it, allowing no obstacle to bar his path,
Yo!
Ya yo, ya yo,
(Ethan!)
Just give it up, Winters,
(Ethan!)
Just give up escaping,
(Ethan!)
Just give up your semen,
(Ethan!)
Just give it, give it up,
Give it up, give it up,
Give it up, give it,
(No!)
Here's how the story goes, we find out,
'Bout a village in the mountains where Ethan's, no doubt,
There's werewolves and snow and guns everywhere,
But none of that matters, he's gonna fuck Claire,
Ya yo, ya yo,
Ya yo, uh oh,
His name is Winters (That's Ethan Winters),
But he'll become a Redfield,
Become a Redfield?
How will that happen?
YO-HO-HO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER CUM-CUM!
Don't matter how fast you run or where you go,
I will be right there, anywhere on the globe,
I'll get rid of the women in your life,
Except for my sister, I'll make her your wife,
Ya yo, ya yo,
Ya yo, uh oh,
Just fuck my sister,
She's the last fertile member of our bloodline,
Ya yo, Ethan,
Just fuck my sister!
Thanks xd
I wanna learn it so i can fuck around when ever i'll be playing RE8
To /v/ we go on our way to save the Redfield bloodline
@@wardengage4173 LOL
Is there a Half-Life version
my sides hurt. it's too fucking good. i need to see a resident evil musical where the whole plot is Chris trying to get his sister a man to aid in the quest of carrying on the Redfield bloodline
"I'll get rid of the women in your life, except for my sister I'll make her your wife!"
He literally wasn't kidding
Sorry Ethan
*shoots Mia 5 times*
Ya yo ya yo
@@cuonganhhoang2911 *WHY!?*
@@cuonganhhoang2911 But in his disappointment it wasn't the real one
Ethan:you son of a bitch you shot my wife!
Chris:yeah, sadly she was just a bioweapon and not your real wife
Ethan:what do you mean "sadly"?
*Resident evil 9 introduces new male protagonist*
Chris Redfield: *Heavy Breathing*
I think it'll be Rose though, which means that Chris will find research into futa most likely
Nah, the next game will be Leon running from Chris to avoid continuing the bloodline.
@@bishop2286 Well u see, Rosemary is able to do thing "even Chris has no ideas" soooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............
@@bishop2286 Hell yeah. Futa route let's go!
@@yuepond2nd627 no, *CEASE*
So when Chris was really upset at the end of RE8, it's not because he keeps failing to save people, it's because he lost another viable superhuman to carry on the bloodline.
But the BLOODLINE!
@Andrew
And then force Leon to fuck claire and not only did he saved one bloodline but two, then when they grow up there gonna make another baby creating the super soldier capable of taking down a B.O.W single hand
@@hunterofdarkness8329 why would he do that since his adopted child is a BOW herself?
@@iloveindomienoodle To mash those genes together to create the Ultimate Survivor, who, like Chris, will become an ace pilot and skilled marksmen at the tender age of 3 before being sent to the biggest bioweapon outbreaks the world has ever seen with nothing but a rattle and and doo-doo diaper.
Well there's Jake so
Mia's getting colder.
Claire is getting older.
Don't make Redfield punch a boulder.
'Cause he'll definitely regret giving Claire the cold shoulder.
Chris will treat Ethan like a Folder
@@babyrion9684 As his attempts to escape become bolder and bolder.
And with all this happening, Ethan will become better than a normal soldier.
@@kureikon "You're gonna have a child," that's what Chris told her.
This joke never gets old. Unlike Claire. The clock is ticking, Ethan!
800 like without comment?
I make 1
I'm sorry OK IM SORRY
@@treznopresto4878 Make it double
@@samuiluzunov5428 you mean triple? Oh now is 4.
Give it up Ethan give up your S...... "boooooooooom!!!" oh crap he held it in for too long and imploded killing him self, well there goes RE8 and it's true ending XD
ethan forged his death in re8 so he could escape chris posting
EtHaN yOu CaNt DiE yEt TiL tHe ReDfIeLd BlOoDlInE iS cOnTiNuEd
He failed
He blew himself up just to escape
It didn't work
Clearly you didn't see the post credit scene, Ethan's alive.
Ethan: “But I’m married, Chris!”
Chris: *[Several Gunshots]* “Not anymore, you’re a free man. Now hurry up!”
*WHY!?*
WHY!?
*_W H Y ! ?_*
W.H.Y!?
*Ethan proceeds to stab Chris repeatedly with the Combat Knife in retaliation, killing Chris permanently.*
Can't wait for Resident Evil 9
There are no zombies
You just have to run away from Chris
It's a losing battle
its just slender the eight pages reskined
Ngl Slender:Reskinned kinda works as a title
Starts with Leon chilling in his house, when suddenly Chris open a hole in the wall with a punch and enters.
-Hi, Leon! Long time no see.
-Chris, WTF!? I thought you finally have found a husband for Claire and would leave me alone!
-Yes, I found someone. Ethan Winters is his name. A promising candidate and someone who would improve the Redfield lineage with his mold derivated powers.
Unfortunetely, he died and now I must come back to the original plan. You WILL impregnate my sister!
-No way, bro! If is not Wong it's wrong!
-So, you leave me no choice!
Mr. X but instead of Mr. X it's fucking Chris Redfield
first scary resident evil since 1
>tfw you realise Ethan can continue the bloodline instead of Leon, but then he immediately gets stolen by giant vampire mommy and her cute goth daughters
hes gonna have to do something about them
Don't forget that Ethan apparently has a kid now.
A healthy birth proves the strength of the Winters Bloodline, merely demonstrating to Chris the potential power that Claire's son could possess.
@@m0ckyzo185 Chris: Jill pack the boulders.
That can be fixed
*cracks boulder punching knuckles*
boulders: punched
clairebear: fertilized
oh yeah its real redfield hours
every hour is the Redfield hours if you're living correctly
hotel: trivago
Take my like and leave.
Now that's a Real Redfield hours
All in the life of a redfield
His plan with Ethan failed so now he’s decided to take Rose and raise her as a Redfield
Rose Redfield has a nice ring to it honestly.
Why you know! Make another one with Mia!
"Sees Modded Baby Chris!"
CHRIS IS GOING TO GROOM ROSE?!?!?
@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 I mean, adoption is a thing too. And Rose has no living family left.
Local military man that punches boulders adopts Super power Baby to save his blood line
I'm glad chrisposting still lives
Would it still be called chrisposting if theyll kill him in the next game? 😥
One of the best meme of resident evil. Freaking love it!!
I'm clad this exist
@@MrPopoy67 ain't no way they're killing off chris, esp. after seeing the internet collectively shit its pants after last of us 2
i could be wrong; if they did it well, it'd be a powerful moment
Chrisposting is too funny to let it die. I wonder if Capcom knows about it 😂
RE Influencers: Please stop guys chrisposting is immature and isn't funny!
The man himself:
They're salty because no one cares about their bloodlines.
Irrelevant influencers everywhere
@@Nemer49994 No, they're mad because Chris knows they're unworthy of his Clairbear.
Are there really RE influencers?
@@thenamelessone6119 never heard of such a thing in my life
Sorry Chris, Ethan already had his heart stolen by another woman.
LMAO
Ngl Mother Miranda kinda bad though
“Not anymore”
(Whispers to his dead body): “if you don’t wake up your body will do just fine”
Ethan: *Revives and gets the F up*
Not Mia, but it’s M I R A N D A
Don't. I was genuinely upset by Ethan's death
Even if they do kill Chris in this game he’ll come back as a ghost and refuse to move on to the afterlife until the baby is born. The bloodline must be guaranteed safe.
Unless leon have some Ghostbusters equipment to imprison him or doctor strange like powers to do crazy things that would ruin his life until he apologized.
Must put goof juice in bagooner
chris will posses the baby to give it his combat knowledge
"Even if we die, even after we die. You began this story, didn't you?"
With how many viruses Chris has been exposed to at this point, I don't wanna know what he'd become after death in the RE universe.
*After RE8*
Chris: “He was just a backup for Leon anyway.”
Damn thats cruel
(I mean he's most likely alive)
@@tabkg5802 he's still a bad choice for bloodline continuation, unless if Chris is okay with Redfield bloodline becoming Mushroom
@@Sarydormi But think about it. High pain tolerance, that's a strong trait to have
Well he’s not out of the question entirely, if you beat the game and use photo mode on the guy walking by the car you’ll see what I mean.
I'm imagining Chris chasing Ethan throughout the village while holding a boombox with this constantly playing at max volume
I imagine Wesker running at super speeds as this happens, only to see Ethan run past him, and an earthquake as the human shaped locomotive that I'd Chris just leaving chaos in his path with the boombox
I imagine that wesker has the same goals as Chris thus there trying to outdo each other but with the existence of jake Chris is losing the battle of the bloodlines
With him constantly stopping by the Duke for AA batteries
this is horrifying as fuck
Unironically scarier than any monster in RE8, while also being so hilarious that it loops to becoming terrifying.
Chris "shoulders the size of boulders" redfield.
The fact that it rhymes is better
I like your profile picture
Ethan needs better gunw
Chris "doingyourmom" Redfield
RESIDENT EVIL VIIIAGRA
I think this is the best comment on this video yet LMAO
@@ChrisVoiceman The video destroyed my sides so I'm happy to have returned the favour to some degree!
Yo this deserves more likes
I read it as viagra lol
@@caretakercat7176 That's because it is...
Ethan dying breath: "Chris raise my daughter right."
Chris: "Don't worry I will raise her to be the one to continue the Redfield bloodline."
Ethan: "WHAT?!"
Chris: "Now to just get Leon and my sister to conceive a baby boy and not only will I have secure the Redfield bloodline for one generation but TWO!"
With the redfield bloodline mixed with yours we will make the ultimate soldier no man can defeat
This was his plan all along
@@hunterofdarkness8329 That's probably gonna be the most OP bloodline to ever exist if that ever happen🤣
The meal deal of bloodlines
bruh that would actually be scary. Leon's abilities combined with the redfield bloodline, plus the parts of the mold, and you got a boulder punching, gun wielding tyrant level human tank.
Chris was impressed by the fact that Ethan killed Jack after Mia called Jack daddy. That’s some alpha shit.
Carlos better start running then; if Ethan escapes, then he might be next...
Well Technically Joe Bake killed Jack! However Chris would not dear to approach Joe. Joe Baker stayed virgin for he knew if he had children, they would destroy the world.
@@dimitrigiorgevich3150
So Chris settle on the one mortal who faced down the horror of the baker family and came out on top...
ETHAN WINTERS!!!
As the commenter Davide describe him as a CHAD!
Based Ethan
@@dimitrigiorgevich3150
I dont think so , its like a Prototype case the mold uses his body...
Or im wrong
Ethan: Exists
Chris: Sleeps
Ethan: Single handedly kills B.O.W level enemies
Chris: YOU WILL HELP SECURE OUR BLOODLINE!
STARS
I honestly love that headcanon for this meme.
Also Ethan: Technically a BOW himself due to exposure to the Mold (why else does the First Aid Juice just work by merely splashing it on? Also there is that whole 'Leg Chop' scene that can happen if you get grabbed while escaping the first proper chase)
@@boxtank5288 I feel like that ability is gone after everyone got cured don't ya think?
@@ninjaknight6715 He didn't get much other than a more efficient healing set up (and thanks to being cured, it'll not eat at him when not fed Medical juice, it didn't go away when cured though, else Mia and Ethan wouldn't have healed from said health items splashing on them)
ethan: how did you know my wife was Miranda in disguise?
Chris: yes.
Chris: She was?
@@gizmoatlas this age like fine wine
“She was?- I mean of course she was!”
@Sentient Mustache: I can just imagine Chris stuttering, and suspiciously replying with that.😁😂
"Wife?"
Damn, he even used the "WHY" from RE 8 trailer. Well, it appears that we know the game's story
@TheNamelessAnt Your idea sounds like Ethan and Leon would go to war against Chris. I hope Ethan and Leon win the war on Chris in that case.
John Ivan Taro there is no winnig unless Claire gets dealt with properlly 👀
@theaccent king Not really. Leon has access to various weapons in the Resident Evil series, plus he won against various monsters and superhumans in the Resident Evil series as well. And Ethan won against Jack Baker and Marguerite Baker. So all they have to do is work together, share weapons, kill Claire first, and then kill Chris second.
@@johnivantaro6684 You really are the type of guy to ruin all the fun arent you?
@@randomstereotype900 I'm not trying to ruin the fun at all. I'm just adding my own spin on the Chrisposting meme.
Looks like Ethan isn’t happy taking Leon’s place
Leon wasn't happy having his own place either.
Wouldn't any guy?
He has a wife lol.
Leon prefer anime girls over white girls to be honest. Anime girl have better body then white girls consider of how they massacre my waifu Jill.
@@bloodyidit4506 *had
"i'll get rid of the women in your life, except for my sister, i'll make her your wife"
well shit, chris really predicted what would happen
How is it a prediction if he's the one that makes it reality
@@jaydenlobbe7911 I think this person meant the creator of this video, Chris voiceman
@@jaydenlobbe7911 It seem we all love sword together.
@@Emiya_Shirou-no.38 I bone of the sword
@@jaydenlobbe7911 it's not shirou day yet
Chris “Leon’s with Wong, so hand over your dong” Redfield.
lmao
LMFAO
Chi’s “Inherit my gene, or I’ll break your spleen” Redfield
Lol good one.
The moment you realize Chris gave up on Leon and killed Mia, because he couldn't kill Ada Wong.
That because leon perfer anime girl over white girl. Chris knew not only he waste his time but he also knew leon will commit suicide if he heard his waifu is dead.
@@christianramirez6578 the correct term is Seppuku as in "Leon Seppuku if my Asian wife dies Kennedy
@@bconroy328 Ain't it supposed to be "commiting Sudoku"?
@Christian Ramirez Ada is Chinese tho, she wouldn’t be a anime girl she be a Manhua girl.
Jill is a half anime girl.
he couldn't find Ada, his nose isn't as good as Leon's for sniffing out Asian.
until claire is canonically sterile the chrisposting will live
but every game draws us closer to that horrible day
Capcom has very little time to make this canon.
Claire is technically already in the menopause window so yeah, very little time
I heard that Chris himself is canonically sterile, but I don't know why
@@DD-hz3ts "the menopause is kicking in.."
@@gamerstheater1187 Simple. The steroids he took to punch boulders back in RE5, that's why. Hell, I'm pretty sure Jill herself is sterile from the all the viruses she had in her system (including whatever shit Wesker injected her with). Only Claire and Leon can bring back balance to the world with their superior child
Leon: welcome to the club ethan
Ethan: *GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!*
Ethan dies
Leon some where in the world:oohh God no its time Ada we gotta run before chris gets here I sense it
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
I knew you would deliver for the RE8 announcement but holy shit you went in HARD
That seems how hard you need to be to continue the Redfield lineage
Still cant be as hard as you ethan
Finished playing Village yesterday, i wanna remember him by listening this
Me too, Ethan has the biggest balls in the series
That "why?!" from the trailer is absolutely perfect 10/10
Its so good😂
Here after it got revealed that Chris's name in Ethan's contacts is 'Alpha'
It’s his Hound wolf squad codename so might be an extra phone he had lying around
IS CHRIS REDFIELD A GAMER?!?!?!?!?!? 61!1?
chris alpha male specimen confirmed
And in Chris's phone Ethan's name is "Sigma"
*RE8 Ending Happens*
*RE4 Remake Coming out*
Chris: Plan B has failed, Resume Plan A. Target has been located in a small village in Spain, send in the new recruit: Agent Krauser
Leon: Oh sh**! We got to go Ashley, Luis, now!
Chris seeing Ada get downgraded "YES IT FINALLY TIME!"
Chris seeing Ashley get Upgraded "NO NO NO FUUUU-*Punches Boulder*
@@Batcena i am still waiting for the videos of chrispost about ashley getting upgrade
Well this aged poorly.
Time to find Leon again ig
SPOILER
We all know the real reason Ethan blew himself up was so Chris would shut up about his sister.
Imagine he asked moreu
@@Normal_Milk or Heisenberg
list of resident evil characters to get a woman pregnant:
ethan winters
ALBERT WESKER
and both of them are supermutant... the whole world is sterile or what
@@themad4249 Nothing beneath the BOW-grade is interesting to the RE women anymore.
Barry as well
you're forgetting Birkin
@@caav56
But some are interested on Leon but Leon with his Asian Fetish he ignored them and chase down Ada until the ends of the world
Chris "accepting second best" Redfield
This is the best comment
Ethan kinda feels like a discount Leon.
@@unfortunatecircumstances8870 not at all lmao
Ethan managed to get one thing before Leon
A wife
Guess he has to go back to Leon now.
All I gotta say about RE: Village is that Chris failed in his mission... The Winter Bloodline will live on while Chris sadly continues his search to find a new successor before time runs out for Claire...
Ethan was such a Chad, he made Chris protect his bloodline.
@@Mister100Percent
*Chris seeing an opportunity: "Henceforth, you shall be referred to as Rose Redfield"*
@@Azrael_Equinox xD, once Rose reaches 18, Chris will try and pair her with Leon, so his bloodline may continue (even though Leon will be in his 60s by this point)
@@samuellennon1984 eeew wtf
@@samuellennon1984 Bruh
SPOILER: Village ends with Ethan respectfully denying
Edit: wow thanks to everyone who liked I wasn't expecting this comment to get this popular but I couldn't be more honored to have my first 2k comment be for the Redfield lineage
Ethan in heaven: Sorry Chris! I'm married! And kinda dead. (For now)
@@Shou_22
Chris: Ethan! You must f my sister to save the Redfield lineage!
Ethan: Haha sacrifice go brr
Nice profile pic
Yo, what's up Sun Guy...
ethan would have given claire a moldy poosi anyway
CHRISPOSTING IS BACK
Fear the Deer!!!
It never left.
420 👌
Chris "I'll break your jawline if you don't continue this bloodline" redfield.
He doesn't have a jawline to break if he doesn't have a head...
This is one of those things where I desperately want to share it, but none of my friends are as deranged about me and my obsession with Claire's withering womb.
Same, this newfound obsession is my secret shame.
You wouldn't be deranged if Ethan just DID HIS FUCKING JOB BRO COME ON IT'S ONE WOMB!!! YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE
After finishing RE 8
chris be like: "oh no... Anyway leon"
Leons just sipping mimosa's on an Island somewhere relieved that Chris has left him alone the last few years persuing Ethan... when suddenly out of a Helicopter Chris just fucking hulk leaps out onto the beach "LEON, ETHAN'S DEAD, YOU'RE THE LAST HOPE! YOU MUST! FUCK! MY! SISTER!"
Though i heard a rumor that ethan will be in re9. Maybe there is hope still.
@@parsalimooee4372 nah, he won’t. the developers have said that his story has ended. the “rumours” are just people’s wishful thinking
@@fungusmoon ah thats sad. I liked ethan. :(
@@parsalimooee4372 yeah same, i love him but at least he can rest now. if rose is the next protagonist he could always pop up as a memory or a guiding voice or something - either way, he’ll be mentioned. he’s not gonna be forgotten any time soon
priest: i now pronounce you man and wife.
chris: amazing.
priest: you may now kiss the bride.
chris: it's finally happening.
priest: congratulations, mr. and mrs. winters.
chris: wait no.
Ethan when he Weds Mia: Heh.
Well, it isn’t the Redfield _name,_ but rather the bloodline. The substantive continuance of the line, not per se the ceremonial continuance. It matters that the child is descended of a Redfield, not necessarily that he/she is named Redfield.
@@coultersheppard2052 😅
I think my favourite personal headcanon addition to this joke is that Claire really isn’t bothered, she can take it or leave it but Chris is really insistent about it. So I just imagine a song of Chris trying convince Claire as well
my understanding toward resident evil in early 2000: what a scary zombie lore.
Resident evil post 2018 : what a masterpiece.
Resident Evil lore
1994: a team of soldiers explore a scary mansion full of zombies!!
2021: Chris Redfield can't have kids after all the steroids so he needs another male to impregnate his sister so that his bloodline can continue.
LEON GET BACK HERE..... ETHAN FAILED ME.
*scared leon sounds*
N O W A Y F 4 G
*if its not wong its wrong.*
So the Leon Redfield lineage saga continues...
bruh ur pfp
*RE8 looks promising i just hope they don't kill Chris*
*Edit : wow ! Appreciate the likes guys !
I'm still mad about Wesker.
@@ChrisVoiceman *Same they did something stupid by killing him*
*I can't believe or wanna believe that after EVERYTHING he went he is gonna die like dog from a random Fuck like Ethan or by the wicthes* ?
*FUCK NO*
*Do you remember how cool was Wesker vs Chris in RE CVX* ???
*That was so god like bro* xd
@@ChrisVoiceman Preach boyo
@@ChrisVoiceman Wesker is still alive I think because he has like two lines in Umbrella Corps which takes place after RE5 and pretty much everything is cannon in RE until its not. so there is still hope.
@@ButterflyManGaming Lets hope so
During the RE8 ending:
Ethan: "I'm alive...? How-"
_(looks to the side and sees Chris performing rituals and shit while giving him intense eye contact)_
Chris: "You still have a job to do."
Ethan: "I need to do what..?"
Chris: "My sister."
ENTER CHADTHAN
>The only main series protagonist
who has canonically fucked
>The only main series protagonist to
have successfully convinced a
woman to continue his bloodline
>The only protagonist to have
appeared in two consecutive main
series entries as a character who
takes up the majority of playtime
>LAUGHS in the face of death
>Dismisses horrific sights as if they
were nothing
>Spouts catchy one liners at his
enemies without fear
>Wins in a chainsaw fight VS a hick
experienced in the art
>Impervious to disease
>Smoking hot southern belle falls
head over heels for him at first sight
>Romanian chick in trailer will fall
head over heels for him at first sight
>Big titty femdom witch sisters will
fall head over heels for him at first
sight
>Has his hand amputated but still
functions perfectly after it is stitched
back on
>Alpha genes perfect for breeding
>Outdoes Leon
>Outdoes Jake
>Outdoes Barry
>ls about to bring Redfield's story to a
close
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
A GOD AMONG MEN
EVERY ONE KNEEL BEFORE
THE MIGHTY CHADTHAN
RE7CHAD-SAMA...I KNEEL
true
So he outdos everyone
I...I kneel before Ethan-sama
Even HUNK is saying "Dayum." under his breath in the spin-off corner.
Chris continues his travels, searching far and wide. His only regret in life is that he cannot continue the Redfield name. This is where we meet Ethan Winters. A married man, who just wants to settle down. But Chris cannot allow this. With a swift pull of the trigger, followed by multiple pulls of the trigger, he leaves Ethan single and ready to carry the Redfield name. But Ethan can't yet let go of his marriage. Play as Ethan as you are mercilessly stalked by world heavyweight champion Chris "Another Redesign?" Redfield. Can Ethan survive? Can the Redfield bloodline survive? Find out in RESIDENT EVIL 8: VILLAGE.
RE9 will be Temple run but Chris is chasing Leon once again
Okay THIS is actually funny
Wait that's actually horrific. A game where Chris is sprinting as fast as he can to try and catch you and the only thing you can do is run
I love that this shitpost is still One Piece themed. As a fan of both OP and Resident Evil it makes it so much funnier holy shit.
Womb Piece
@@ChrisVoiceman Chris has gotta help Leon and/or Ethan find the Womb piece to save his dying bloodline.
Male Protag: h-
Chris: *T A R G E T A C Q U I R E D*
Chris gave Ethan the ability to have emotions.
And it was *Anger.*
*The Only Thing They Fear is You starts playing*
*pulls out Albert-01R* f e a r m e b i t c h e s
Ethan is so Badass,he killed himself to escape Chris Redfield,Big W
...it's uncomfortable being named Ethan and watching this
Now you know how guys named Leon have been feeling for the last couple of years
I thought your first name was "Experiment"
I bet some Claires feel extra uncomfortable.
JUST GIVE UP YOUR SEMEN!
Don't know about you, but I'm a great time with my name
Re8 ending:
Chris: well, back to Leon
This game has sold nearly 6 million copies now and that definitely means the number of people who bought it because of this video is above 0
And that’s fantastic
Chris “Be a man or lose another hand” redfield
Ethan's be like: Healing salve go sploosh *heals arm back*
"Oops! Sorry i killed your wife Ethan... Anyway, have you ever met my sister? She is real nice and i think you two could get along quite nicely"
Ethan: FUCK YOU!!!! *Ethan pull out .44 magnum. Chris fell to the ground by the large magnum hole.*
Chris: Ethan... Don't... *Head Explode *Ethan screams as he kill a human and lose his wife.*
*Claire see the direction*
Claire: Damn it Chris. What have you done?
The redfield lineage was destroyed. Bloodlusted revenge was inevitable.
*Ethan pulls out the Plaga Removal Laser, shoots that laser at Chris Redfield's head, killing Chris Redfield forever.*
Ethan: "At least I get to avenge Mia."
I imagine Chris saying this immediately after shooting Mia
Ethan: Aight to wander off interne- OH SHIT HOT SINGLES IN MY AREA?
@@johnivantaro6684 *Claire comforts Ethan, helping him cope. Ethan is touched by Claire's caring ways. Ethan and Claire start dating. Claire gets his seed and becomes pregnant. Ghost Chris is floating nearby, rubbing his hands together.* "All according to plan!"
The desperate "WHY!?" at 0:43 kills me everytime!!
It’s look like Ethan is going to have get through the tall vampire mommy if he wants to get Claire
Don't you mean Chris will have to crush her
@@heraldhaysooz2687 he will puncher her,just like that boulder
@@weeby87 and she will shatter just like that boulder, Chris's punches are powered by solar energy.
@@Shift_Salt You telling me Chris can straight up use Hamon? That's only more reason to continue the Redfield bloodline.
I think you mean Ethan is going to have to get through Chris if he wants to get the tall vampire mommy
I didn't think the "Leon" video could possibly be topped. Your musical shitposting talents are on another level.
Thats why chris was so desperate to get Ethan onto the escape helicopter
Thank you beloved character Chris Redfield for consistantly having the greatest channel on this site
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The man punched a 151 ton boulder out of his way like it was a beachball, he can get away with anything.
Chris: "If the bloodline can't continue the name must!"
Chris: *_Kills the real Mia and adopts Rose_*
Chris: **CHANGES ROSE'S LAST NAME TO REDFIELD**
What a absolute legend!
It's all about the Bloodline, not name.
@@zamaskowany12 Well look at it as a trade: You trade boulder punching blood for mushroom blood.
Ethan can no longer carry on the Redfield Bloodline. Someone must carry on the Winter Bloodline.
Leon: "Ah Fuck" *starts running*
Chris: “LEEOOON FUCK ROSE NOW”
@@ohno4381 Leon: "How about No."
RUclips is deleting my comments... Why...
@@screwdriver1042 Fun fact, I see them.
Totally legit RE8 spoilers, read at your own discretion.
Ethan and Mia start a new life in Europe. Chris is still pissed Leon won't continue the Redfield bloodline, so he finds Ethan in Europe and kills Mia. He issues two orders onto Ethan: 1. to track down Leon and 2. to have sex with Claire.
Meanwhile, Leon is sent back to Europe to completely rid the world of Las Plagas. Ethan finds Leon and prepares to kill him. Ethan and Leon negotiate with each other and put their differences aside.
Ada comes out of nowhere and tells them about Chris's power source, his steroids. Ada specifically tells Leon he can fuck her if he obtains a sample of Chris's steroids.
Chris finds out about Ethan and Leon working together and goes Mr. X on their asses, stalking them throughout the rest of the game. The final boss is a Plagas infected, roid fueled Chris who's hellbent on killing Ethan, Leon and Ada.
The three of them kill Chris and Leon picks up the steroid sample and gives it to Ada. Ada keeps her promise and has sex with Leon. Claire suddenly appears and thanks Ethan for killing her violent, infected brother. With Mia dead, Ethan gets remarried, gets wed to Claire, and ultimately continues the Redfield bloodline with her, no longer being harassed about it by Chris.
Source: my dad. He works for Capcom and told me everything.
Hunter Fitzsimmons yes this is a hundred percent legit
@@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi I'd argue it's at least 110% legit.
Bad ending: Ethan brutal shot Claire as he was still in rage
Reason 1: she's a redfield which make Ethan think she gonna kill him.
Reason 2: Claire was possibly infected due to the girl from Re revaluation 2 which give Ethan another reason to kill her allow Leon and Ada to spare him.
Ethan went to America and gets remarried with Rebecca.
The inevitable rage ended the redfield lineage and old evil rise from the ashes.
Wesker: I've been waiting for this moment for the rest of my life.
Does your dad know if this is also getting story DLC much like RE7 and REmake 2, if so what does it involve??
@@frownieclownie Yes, this game will feature a dlc campaign called "End of Claire". In this campaign, you play as Mia's ghost and your mission is to take control over Claire's body so that Mia can reunite with Ethan. This campaign features Claire as a boss and she wields a Ghostbusters proton pack which she uses as a weapon against the player.
This is especially hilarious when you consider that it won’t be the Redfield bloodline anymore if Claire takes Leon’s last name
I hate how good this is.
Been spreading it to all my friends.
I now have less friends.
They weren't real friends then.
They were uncultured swines, not friends, true friends would bask in the grace of this song with you
And the greatness, don't forget the greatness...
Never thought I see the day.
Sorry Ethan.
*You gotta continue the Best Meme of the Decade.*
Chris immediately joined Blue Umbrella after he got a tingle in his brain telling him that a new superhuman protagonist was in some backwater shithole in Louisiana.
Welp, that plan went to smoke, guess Leon is back on the menu!
*sigh* "Sorry Leon, I'm back... now, where were we..."
Leon: [turns phone onto airplane mode and has plastic surgery]
I knew subscribing to this channel would pay off one day.
I need a video of Ethan running through the castle being chased by Chris and his agents in a scooby doo chase scene with this song playing
Imagine they bump into all the monsters for a family meeting
And then running face first into the scooby gang
Ethan: Chris?
Chris: I'm Redfield *PEWPEWPEW* I'm glad we found you
Ethan: WHYYYYY?
*shoots Mia
"You're now gonna keep the Redfield bloodline alive."
@@relentlesschaos7445 well this is aged well
*_Chris shoots Mia_*
Ethan: WHY?!
Chris: Oh sorry! I thought your wife's name was Ada! Anyway, wanna meet my sister?
Almost 4 years later and it's still funny. Good shit.
"Ethan please you don't understand Leon keeps escaping and you're the second choice, Jake is begging me to let him but that's NOT gonna happen."
If onky we knew where Billy was
Honestly I'm just absolutely impressed the people who sung this could do it without bursting out into laughter and tears.
I'm sure it took a few takes
A professional.
I really hope that a modder makes a mod where every boss in RE8 looks like a giant Chris Redfield, and this song plays on loop during the boss battle
Well then. That's one less candidate for Claire...
This upload means more to me than the RE8 announcement
Forget Ethan and Leon. I found a true Carrier of the Redfield bloodline. chris voiceman get ready for your date with Claire. I'm coming for you
He made your Chrisposting, find someone else!
How about Jake Muller from Resident Evil 6? You know, the son of the antagonistic super mutant Albert Wesker?
@@kendradavis3137 there's absolutely no way Chris would allow Wesker's blood to contaminate his own bloodline
@@NatalleeK It may be a last resort.
ETHAN: FUCK YOU, CHRIS! I WANT VAMPIRE MOMMY'S MILKIES!
CHIRS: THE ONLY MILKIES YOU'RE GETTING ARE CLAIRE'S!
ethan:oh yea? (shoot himself)
Usually parodies don’t have very good lyrics but this shit is so fucking good. I’ve had it on repeat for the past hour.
I love how Chris is powerful that after Ethan got his heart ripped out, he used inspire aced and brought him back using space voodoo magic
Chris now: nevermind
Edit: it turns out Ethan faked his death to escape Chris but got spotted near Rose's car few years later. A new chapter begins.
RE9: F[IX] The mistake, Hunt Ethan Winters.
I don’t care what else happen this year, I now know for certain we are on the best timeline. Thank you Chris Redfield.
Honestly, since the first time I saw this video, this never left my recommended page every single time
If Resident Evil had their own fighting game with character themes, Chris would provide vocals and lyrics for each playable male character and how they all could continue the Redfield bloodline
haha thats brilliant
these songs bring me great joy. I can really feel them.
Shulk! A message from Dunban! He told me to tell you to bang his sister! Do it for Colony 9, Shulk! Her ovaries are drying at the age of 18, Shulk! Please! Hurry! She's friends with half of Riki's children! She nicknamed one of them Zanzazadan!
@@perrygrimwood4901 you forgot the "you must make her really feel your seed in her womb"
@@QuaestorL Or perhaps "let your Monado be swallowed by her electromagnetic tempest", if you're familiar with that voice clip glitch!
@@perrygrimwood4901 this is a good result
No joke, the song rocks to the fullest
Chris "Breed with my sis or this boulder won't miss" Redfield.
I have never been more horrified and supportive of a marriage in my entire life
*THIS IS CANON AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED*