Speaking of a parking spot, if you say out loud " I'm going to get the second parking spot no matter where I go " you will always get the second parking spot, it has worked for me when I've been taught.
@@cloudsombrero you're acting like it's a big deal that there's an alien. They've had aliens the entire time. There's nothing special about this guy. We never address the fact that the CIA is out to get milhouse, for example. Because it's a negligible joke for a one time gag. The alien is a one time gag because aliens are canon.
I’ve probably seen this episode 100 times and I just noticed that at 3:20 the guy in the egg suit from the joke earlier in the episode when Homer steps on Lenny’s sandwich is literally a Stonecutter.
That's very odd that you wrote 3:20. Nobody has any idea why you wrote that except me and I hope you'll be the first person that will have the same knowledge of what I've discovered about TIME.
@@aislingrvr waddayamean? John MacArthur & Charles Lawson for example are confirmed masons, as are most other prominent religious figures in USA today. That's how secret societies operate. Get the man who has the crowd. Really, ignorant comment on your behalf. If anything, irl, it would be reversed. Nobody is in those societies, except the priest, the mayor, the police chief and whatnot.
@@joerivandeweyer3056 They actually display a holy bible (usually King James) on the altar in Masonic halls. It's history is deep rooted with Christian theology and symbolism. People should read more...
*sing it with me* Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do! Who robs cave-fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!
Definitely not a master mason lol he isn't old enough or active enough but he IS a member of the Bohemian Grove society and was shown to have been one of the people who boarded Epstein's jet more then twice.
@@stanleywhitehughes lmao no. A majority of them started as basically a place where you're free do be and do with only the judgement of your brothers/peers.
Oooooor... maybe Burns didn't know of them before Carl did? You kinda have to know a secret society actually exists before you can join them, so your age doesn't matter much in determining your rank in said organization.
I remember the first time I saw The Last Emperor (after having watched The Simpsons all my childhood) during that scene I was like "....... WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE???" 🤣
Well you can look at it two ways. It aged well for Americans, Burmese & Liberians! Thats it!!! Because the metric system in general wasn't kept down, *it actually did the opposite & took off* for 95% of the world's population!!!
i would like to of seen a origin episode how Abe became a member. but since the rules to be a member is you either have to be a legacy or save the life of a Stonecutter. And since Abe saved Burns life in WWII i'm assuming thats how he got in.
Yeah, but Lenny and Carl outrank Burns, and they're probably boomers at the oldest. There's no way Burns has been a member since WWII if Lenny and Carl can humiliate him like that.
@@demi-femme4821 Maybe Abe violated the tontine and secretly sold off one of the Hellfish stolen paintings in exchange for a lucrative membership. As for being president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance... well, he did say in one previous episode that he wore a dress for a period in the 40s!
When Bart fulfils Homer's request at the end he may actually be a member. He saved Mr Burns' life in Season 2 with a blood transfusion which may have qualified him to join.
Poor observation from those saying everyone in spring field is a member. Hence the traffic jam shows unfamiliar faces and tells that the population is higher than just the familiar characters.
Aww, you cut some of the initiation paddling and the falling through the floor. Plus Homer commenting that Crossing the Desert was a lot like the Unblinking Eye, and exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus. And the final ritual, "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass."
They arnt wrong at 2:26. (During the declaration of independence) "According to the bar tab from the evening, the delegates drank 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret, 22 bottles of porter, 12 bottles of beer, 8 bottles of hard cider, 8 bottles of Old Stock (whiskey), and 7 large bowls of spiked punch large enough that, as one observer put it, “ducks could swim in them”
Lisa’s face when Homer says “that’s because you trust your stupid school books.” Has been me for like the past 5 years listening to conspiracy lunatics.
@Quake Guy There’s definitely often bias in regards to covering unpleasant events in a countries particular history. But I’m mostly referring to the Qanon and flat earther types that want to think some or all of history is a lie and believe random stuff on the internet over documented evidence because they can’t handle reality.
@Quake Guy just lumping all news together as the same entity doesn’t help any. You have to know what to expect from an individual source. You’re going to get different coverage from different sources. Most people have the sense to differentiate between a left leaning, right leaning, or generally neutral editorial bias. The problem is the people who just write off anything that goes against what they want to believe as “fake news”
@@Valeblazer thanks but I never bought into any of that. I’m just generally stating that it’s very hard to avoid the lunatics ranting online almost everywhere.
Приколы
“We just created the greatest democracy on earth, you low life commoner!” 😂😂😂
The high kick slays me
That’s the part that made me laugh most. 😂
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Come on, they've just created it. It's getting some used to.
Read this comment just as I tapped back to watch the exact same scene 😂😂
1:55 I love the implication that no matter who you know or how socially powerfull you are.
You can't get an extra parking spot
Speaking of a parking spot, if you say out loud " I'm going to get the second parking spot no matter where I go " you will always get the second parking spot, it has worked for me when I've been taught.
I love how everyone in the town is in the society but it's a secret society with all these ridiculous perks.
Well it looks like they kept a petty good secret.
@Ben livchak Shut up Flanders.
Every male
I like how's there's literally an alien in this episode and it's never addressed again
Might I remind you that Kang and Kodos exist?
@@ninjaguyYT as you can see this alien is not Kang or kodos
what part of never addressed again do you not understand
@@cloudsombrero you're acting like it's a big deal that there's an alien. They've had aliens the entire time. There's nothing special about this guy. We never address the fact that the CIA is out to get milhouse, for example. Because it's a negligible joke for a one time gag. The alien is a one time gag because aliens are canon.
They kept him under wraps
@@ninjaguyYT They only show up in Halloween episodes.
"I'm a elk, a Mason, a communist"
Lol
"I’m the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason.”
"Ah here it is, the Stonecutters!"
@@krampusthekilljoy5133 "he will pay the ultimate price"
"Yes... the ultimate price"
He said alc which means that it's an AA membership card.
But his son is not a communist
I’ve probably seen this episode 100 times and I just noticed that at 3:20 the guy in the egg suit from the joke earlier in the episode when Homer steps on Lenny’s sandwich is literally a Stonecutter.
Litterally?
"You better run, egg!!"
@@Soxruleyanksdrool literally literally
REAALLY?
That's very odd that you wrote 3:20. Nobody has any idea why you wrote that except me and I hope you'll be the first person that will have the same knowledge of what I've discovered about TIME.
Secret society has basically every male grown up character from the show 😆
Yup, except Reverend Lovejoy & Ned Flanders, cos it would probably go against their religious beliefs
This still looked like a soccer club from MLS
Once you get women involved in any secret society, its doomed.
@@aislingrvr waddayamean? John MacArthur & Charles Lawson for example are confirmed masons, as are most other prominent religious figures in USA today. That's how secret societies operate. Get the man who has the crowd. Really, ignorant comment on your behalf. If anything, irl, it would be reversed. Nobody is in those societies, except the priest, the mayor, the police chief and whatnot.
@@joerivandeweyer3056
They actually display a holy bible (usually King James) on the altar in Masonic halls.
It's history is deep rooted with Christian theology and symbolism.
People should read more...
*sing it with me*
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs cave-fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
We do!
Why thank you kind sir
@@marslowell3992 you’re welcome 😁
@@chrisoates English isn't my first language, so I didn't get it all. Thanks man ^^
@@danny_racho Sorry what is your native tongue? I am multi-lingual 😁
@@chrisoates Aramaic is my native tongue. But we also speak Arabic and German haha. What languages do you speak?
"and don't bother calling 911 no more here's the real number" 😅😅😅
912 😄
@@richard7645 I wonder how many times non-Stonecutters have accidentally dialed the number by pressing the wrong number under stress.
All of this is real, rumors of Matt Groening being a master mason makes a lot of sense
Definitely not a master mason lol he isn't old enough or active enough but he IS a member of the Bohemian Grove society and was shown to have been one of the people who boarded Epstein's jet more then twice.
secret societies are mostly to diddle kids, it is what it is
@@stanleywhitehughes lmao no. A majority of them started as basically a place where you're free do be and do with only the judgement of your brothers/peers.
@@that_deadeyegamer7920 lmao yes to not be judged for diddling kids
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i love that the ~secret handshake~ involves showing that you have a Stonecutters t-shirt
I find it funny how even after everyone leaves the Stonecutters Homer still gets to keep the lodge building as well as all the perks
I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE A DIFFERENT OATH.
Everyone takes the same oath
Cause he's already kind of heavy you know and...
"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!!!! Definitely one of my fave lines in the entire series.
Agreed! Even funnier imo because it's acclaimed Shakespearean actor Patrick Stewart saying it.
So, 104 years old Mr. Burns got into stonecutters post Carl?
Well he musnt have been the son of a member. He had to have saved a members life. How often does he do that?
Maybe it's possible to get promoted ahead of others and Lenny/Carl did something special to get so high
Oooooor... maybe Burns didn't know of them before Carl did?
You kinda have to know a secret society actually exists before you can join them, so your age doesn't matter much in determining your rank in said organization.
I forgot how truly funny the old episodes were. Pure gold.
One of the best Simpson’s episodes ever. Def top 5
Definitely my favourite
Who made Steve Guttenberg a star? We do🤣
They cut that part!!!
They must’ve had a falling out. That would explain the latter part of Gutenberg’s career.
That private highway down the classically decorated tunnel with music really got me! 😂
2:25 The founding fathers of the USA were ahead of their time. They partied in 1776 like its 1799.
Well the song _1999_ released in 1982
The masons were originally castle builders, who knew all the secret entrances.
This made them VIPs
That's not far removed from the truth. Replace "castle" with "Temple".
@@metallicarchaea1820 so they were technicly the worlds first temple-run speedrunners?
I’m on a classic Simpson episodes binge on RUclips 🙌🏾🔥
Nice. That’s the best kind of binge right there. Lol
Patrick Stewart as Number One is a good joke.
Wow, didn’t even catch that ahaha!
Brilliant reference to The Last Emperor at 4:25, one of my favourite films ever.
I remember the first time I saw The Last Emperor (after having watched The Simpsons all my childhood) during that scene I was like "....... WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE???" 🤣
Thank you so much - I just knew someone had to have known this movie reference. It was right on the tip of my hat I just couldn't think of the name
I never thought I'd see a last emperor reference in the Simpsons wow
Lmao when the spirits fly out of Homer's underwear 🤣
If we saw what they did, we'd be flying away too.
"Who keeps the metric system down" that aged well
what ever happened tell me i live under a rock
@@bloodakoos Basically saying this was said years ago, and it aged well since they still don't use the metric system in the US
also the electric car bit, still a rich person's thing for the most part
Well you can look at it two ways. It aged well for Americans, Burmese & Liberians! Thats it!!! Because the metric system in general wasn't kept down, *it actually did the opposite & took off* for 95% of the world's population!!!
i would like to of seen a origin episode how Abe became a member. but since the rules to be a member is you either have to be a legacy or save the life of a Stonecutter. And since Abe saved Burns life in WWII i'm assuming thats how he got in.
I'd also like to see the origin of how he became the president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance....
But Mr Burns joined after Lenny and Carl, so unlikley
Yeah, but Lenny and Carl outrank Burns, and they're probably boomers at the oldest. There's no way Burns has been a member since WWII if Lenny and Carl can humiliate him like that.
Probably like here he just showed up there one day saying “I’m a member” over and over until they believed him.
@@demi-femme4821 Maybe Abe violated the tontine and secretly sold off one of the Hellfish stolen paintings in exchange for a lucrative membership.
As for being president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance... well, he did say in one previous episode that he wore a dress for a period in the 40s!
Almost everyone in Springfield is a stone cutter😁
I always enjoyed that little marsian at the table
Thank you for doing the best episode in the series
When Bart fulfils Homer's request at the end he may actually be a member. He saved Mr Burns' life in Season 2 with a blood transfusion which may have qualified him to join.
_"Patience Monty. Climb the ladder."_
Remove the stone of shame attach the stone of triumph.
Best bit, I used to love imatating it.
1:51 this section of Simpsons hit and run makes more sense
Yeah, always thought it was burns property.
0:26 Stonemason symbol in back right, illuminati symbol in back left
That 912 gets used again. Same when chief wiggum was too lazy to answer. "You've got the wrong number, this is 912”
"Uhhhmm I think he should have to take a different oath" I'm dead Moe
its really funny because that's exactly how the signing went
It seems that they’re starting to lose the war against the electric car.
"Secret society" almost every man in Springfield as a member
Apparently Number One doesnt have a name in the series. I say, we should call him William T. Riker.
Grandpa Simpson is awesome hahah
This episode is relevant now more than ever
Number 1: "Remove the Stone of Shame!"
Homer: 'WOO-HOO!"
Number 1: "Attach the Stone of Triumph!"
Homer: (groans in disappointment)
Was so sad that didn’t make it into the clip 😂
@@Shembazarki As if attaching the Stone of Shame and the Stone of Triumph wasn't a big disappointment for Homer.
3:15 the Stonecutters are slowly losing their grip
I love how Lenny says the stonecutters don’t call each other by name, then in his next sentence calls himself, Carl, and Mr.Burns by name
So glad youtube provides the link for the wiki article on illuminati. Wouldnt understand the clip without the context
The Simpsons didn't predict the future. Matt was just one of those ppl in the room when it was being planned out
Poor observation from those saying everyone in spring field is a member. Hence the traffic jam shows unfamiliar faces and tells that the population is higher than just the familiar characters.
This is the best channel ever
My long dream, to bully my boss the way Lenny did to his boss.
2:13 "oh and dont bother calling 911 anymore.. heres the real number"
912
4:59
You've done a good thing bart I thank you
that ending, *chefs kiss* is perfect
Funny as hell, but I noticed somebody’s a brother? 🥳👍🏾😎
Aww, you cut some of the initiation paddling and the falling through the floor. Plus Homer commenting that Crossing the Desert was a lot like the Unblinking Eye, and exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus. And the final ritual, "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass."
awww you cut the stone of shame/triumph bit
"Everyone takes the same oath" 😆
Illuminati confirmed
Cue the X-Files theme
“Patience Monty. Climb the ladder”
Who keeps the Martian's underpants? *WE DO! WE DO!*
Under wraps*
@@danielleking262 Heh, I only wrote that as a similar sounding parody.
What's step 2?
3:58 Stone cutter underwear , ghosts burnning , i'm dying here
They arnt wrong at 2:26. (During the declaration of independence)
"According to the bar tab from the evening, the delegates drank 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret, 22 bottles of porter, 12 bottles of beer, 8 bottles of hard cider, 8 bottles of Old Stock (whiskey), and 7 large bowls of spiked punch large enough that, as one observer put it, “ducks could swim in them”
"I think he should take a different oath" gold
Its amazing how much the devil slips in the crevices...
Classic episode
I see Steve Guttenberg is still pulling those strings!
Notice how the song was missing some lyrics? I always knew that Steve Guttenberg fact was spot on.
God I miss these old school Simpson's episodes
There’s a context thing on the video that’s referencing the wrong secret society
They obviously stopped making Gutenberg a star
Was pretty much every male in Springfield (barring Homer initially) a member? Doesn't sound all that exclusive.
or much of a secret. maybe that's another layer to the joke
That's why they are the main characters. Notice how they never got poor
You cut episodes real good dude
I love homer Simpson
Simp
*"You are Lisa Simpson."*
@@xtzyshuadog u Lisa simpson🤔
Number One the Head Stonecutter is voiced by none other than Captain Picard himself Patrick Stewart
Lisa’s face when Homer says “that’s because you trust your stupid school books.” Has been me for like the past 5 years listening to conspiracy lunatics.
@Quake Guy There’s definitely often bias in regards to covering unpleasant events in a countries particular history. But I’m mostly referring to the Qanon and flat earther types that want to think some or all of history is a lie and believe random stuff on the internet over documented evidence because they can’t handle reality.
@Quake Guy just lumping all news together as the same entity doesn’t help any. You have to know what to expect from an individual source. You’re going to get different coverage from different sources. Most people have the sense to differentiate between a left leaning, right leaning, or generally neutral editorial bias. The problem is the people who just write off anything that goes against what they want to believe as “fake news”
@@MrRyan-wu4jx god, I admire you for getting out of qanon Takes a lot of strength
@@Valeblazer thanks but I never bought into any of that. I’m just generally stating that it’s very hard to avoid the lunatics ranting online almost everywhere.
@@MrRyan-wu4jx ah ok, yes gotta hands them a lot of fantasy tough, all that talent wasted
I love how half the men in town are part of it.
I'll take this communistic one too
I love the fact that I love the fact
“Sorry! ‘No Homers’!”
press F
Homer should never be a chosen one
I know its a cartoon, but goddamn, even in the intro thers no nuclear powerplant parking lot behind the simpsons house
0:57 That's a paddlin'.
RUclips thinks we need a wikipedia link to enjoy this video 🤔
And it’s the wrong Secret Society too.
@@infernaldisdain8051 I know! They were making fun of freemasonry 🤔😂
We can say that Homer lives in a Society!
4:25 it was so surprising to see the last emperor gag
The cult of Saturn
Imagine being a chosen one that’s would be honest
Even the eggman is part of the Stonecutters 😆😆
That martian looks like a proto-Kif.
I like how he questions the G&LA but not being a Commie
"everything lasts forever."
It is the society of the blind eye from gravity falls
It's freemasonry, yes. They worhsip Lucifer and control everythimg
Simpsons at its best
My favorite Simpson episode lol
You cut out poor Steve from the song...damn, that guy really has fallen
I love this episode
“Play ping pong” ring a bell? Comet ping pong pizza?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a starrrr?!
We do!