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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2020
  • Take a look at the Springfield mafia; Fat Tony, Louie, Legs, Johnny Tightlips and their world of organized crime. Enjoy this long anticipated video.
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  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus 3 года назад +4856

    "You can really keep costs down when you don't pay for material or labour....or permits.........or land"
    Words to live by.

    • @brianfoti4696
      @brianfoti4696 3 года назад +150

      The Donald Trump school of land development.

    • @skandakumar2457
      @skandakumar2457 3 года назад +50

      @@brianfoti4696 all builders are like that. you think kushner is any better

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 3 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 года назад +21

      @@skandakumar2457
      Well, Trump's the most infamous for it since he's so brash about it.

  • @Merkdawgm16
    @Merkdawgm16 3 года назад +3317

    “Your all talk Hamil! You never even finished Jedi school!” Lol

    • @slamg4618
      @slamg4618 3 года назад +90

      That impromptu dancing part kills me everytime.

    • @thorbat
      @thorbat 3 года назад +93

      All of Louie's lines in that episode were gold.

    • @samwilson3d
      @samwilson3d 3 года назад +22

      I literally laughed out loud

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 3 года назад +13

      You're*

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 года назад +4

      Classic Simpsons 🤣🤣

  • @user-rl5ph2hr1i
    @user-rl5ph2hr1i 3 года назад +1911

    “You are a hybrid. Half idiot, Half moron.”
    “Woah! Where did that come from?!? Woah!”

    • @stretcho4642
      @stretcho4642 2 года назад +44

      It happened again, i was reading comments and rewatching the vid and the comment was well timed with the video

    • @ZA-eq4le
      @ZA-eq4le Год назад +8

      Wait they had hybrid cars in early 90s? Strange

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Год назад

      I like how the one time johnny tight lips told someone the truth was to say there an idiot and a moron

    • @largeaife7240
      @largeaife7240 Год назад +9

      @@ZA-eq4le That episode was from the mid two thousands

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Год назад +8

      @@ZA-eq4le We all know that simpsons characters simply don't age. Must be the rat milk.

  • @BloxEzio3
    @BloxEzio3 3 года назад +2286

    "Give me one good reason i would'nt kill you right now..."
    "Oh i have a great one, but you'll never get it out of me!"
    Johnny Tightlips is the best

  • @brianfoushee3382
    @brianfoushee3382 3 года назад +5653

    "What do I tell the doctor?"
    "Tell him to suck a lemon!"
    Legs is always funny. Johnny Tightlips was an excellent addition. Que bella

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 3 года назад +33

      I don't know why that's funny but I lol'ed really hard.

    • @harrycoral1910
      @harrycoral1910 3 года назад +24

      "dile que chupe limón" is also funny in spanish

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 3 года назад +1

      i never knew italian is french.

    • @TheBlackCobra48
      @TheBlackCobra48 3 года назад +7

      I thought he said "Tell him to fuck a lemon" XD

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 3 года назад +16

      Technically, it was Louie who asked Johnny where he was shot.

  • @LordMajicus
    @LordMajicus 3 года назад +6562

    @4:54 Fat Tony just magically walking out from behind an extremely skinny tree is a very underrated gag.

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 3 года назад +340

      I didn't even catch that the first time oh wow

    • @humankinglobetard3000
      @humankinglobetard3000 3 года назад +389

      Aside from his name it’s never once been acknowledged that he’s fat. I guess even the writers are afraid of Fat Tony,

    • @connor_ono3611
      @connor_ono3611 3 года назад +27

      yep

    • @Darthillini
      @Darthillini 3 года назад +64

      I didnt even know that happened until I payed attention to it thanks for turning me onto a funny clip

    • @Professorbaldy123
      @Professorbaldy123 3 года назад +2

      mmama is suck

  • @BenjaminBizarre
    @BenjaminBizarre 2 года назад +705

    I swear, "I'm seeing double here... Four Krustys!" is one of the greatest jokes ever told.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 2 года назад +72

      I once had the fortune to use that joke when I got introduced to twins one time. I was so proud of myself

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Год назад +16

      @@solmoman Was your comment met with confusion or just polite but awkward laughter?

    • @123huggaable
      @123huggaable 7 месяцев назад +2

      Same. This kills me too

    • @oreosandmilk67
      @oreosandmilk67 3 месяца назад +2

      As a wrestling/simpsons fan, I was really happy this one time Randy Orton had a body double and I was able to yell this line. 😂

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 3 года назад +1106

    "6 queens"
    "Not so fast, 7 queens"
    That's a joke that passed right over my head when I was a kid and had no idea how cards worked.

    • @thatguy7683
      @thatguy7683 2 года назад +83

      I bet legs was about to respond with an 8 queens

    • @JayByrd83
      @JayByrd83 2 года назад +23

      They were probably playing poker with a Pinochle deck.

    • @treeper9986
      @treeper9986 2 года назад +7

      and poker is only 5 cards

    • @mzytryck
      @mzytryck 2 года назад +43

      Colonel Sepple: "AhaHA! Ah've got fahve aces! What have you got, suh?"
      Bugs Bunny: "I have got six aces, sir."
      I didn't understand why my dad laughed so hard at that when I first saw it, either.

    • @Jamief1585
      @Jamief1585 2 года назад +13

      They’re playing with at least 4 different decks of cards there lol

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 3 года назад +5660

    Tight lips one of the best side characters on the show

    • @neverdavenever
      @neverdavenever 3 года назад +207

      "Johnny Tight Lips!!! Where'd they hit ya?"

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 3 года назад +268

      @@neverdavenever I ain’t saying nothing

    • @SlainOracle
      @SlainOracle 3 года назад +128

      @@tyjans370 well what do I tell the doctor?

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 3 года назад +66

      @@SlainOracle Tell ‘em to suck a lemon.

    • @ardoronro6677
      @ardoronro6677 3 года назад +199

      "Woah, who said I was even in the show?"

  • @corey_the_bird3086
    @corey_the_bird3086 3 года назад +1908

    Fat tony quietly saying “take that” and “come here you little squirt” was probably my favorite part

    • @savag3knight206
      @savag3knight206 3 года назад +9

      Yea😂😂👌

    • @YourBunsKid
      @YourBunsKid 3 года назад +79

      My favorite was “forgiveness please” since when was Yakuza so nice?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +40

      @@YourBunsKid I mean, the Japanese are known for being polite...at least to each other

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 года назад +5

      @@YourBunsKid
      They're nice to their employers, since that's who pays for their service

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 3 года назад +14

      @@ianfinrir8724 THE JAPANESE? those sandal wearing, goldfish tenders?

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 3 года назад +1028

    "But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him - He's gonna do something... and you know it's gonna be good!"

    • @doesyomamaknowtho1468
      @doesyomamaknowtho1468 3 года назад +55

      ........... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!??!!

    • @TheDarkarrow7
      @TheDarkarrow7 2 года назад +23

      @@doesyomamaknowtho1468 Awww 😞

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 2 года назад +3

      Subalawa!

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 2 года назад +14

      And it was good. You can hear three guys dropping to the ground.

    • @fuhkishoga5130
      @fuhkishoga5130 2 года назад +1

      @@Pikkabuu I thought it was four.

  • @johnotto5639
    @johnotto5639 Год назад +249

    “You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?” What a great line. 😂😂

  • @xandercage2388
    @xandercage2388 3 года назад +6100

    I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +195

      eh, just because Fat Tony is bad guy, does not mean he's bad guy, yes?

    • @Force3vo
      @Force3vo 3 года назад +72

      How wide is that binder? He sliced up both front wheels while lying cross because they didn't slice at the same time.
      It has to be around 3m wide so Milhouse uses A1 binders confirmed

    • @chrishargreaves8016
      @chrishargreaves8016 3 года назад +38

      You would think, if he liked Garfield, then he would've thrown the other ring-binder out the window.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 3 года назад +33

      That binder trick was one of the smartest things I’ve seen any of the Simpsons characters do. It might not actually work in real life, but it was pretty slick.

    • @314rft
      @314rft 3 года назад +34

      Also, Garfield loves Italian food, so there's that.

  • @erikirmiger6161
    @erikirmiger6161 3 года назад +2302

    "I am not so much disapPOINTed as I am BLINDED with RAGE," says Fat Tony in calm, level tones.

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 3 года назад +21

      Is it weird I’ve had an almost identical moment like that in real life?!

    • @stretcho4642
      @stretcho4642 2 года назад +4

      Okay wtf i was rewatching this while i was reading the comments and as soon as i started to read this comment the part that it is talking about comes up on the video

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 2 года назад +16

      Honestly more intimidating that way.

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 2 года назад +8

      Dumbledore said calmly

  • @hoot2416
    @hoot2416 3 года назад +353

    "You're all talk Hamill, you never even finished Jedi School!"
    😂😂😂

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 2 года назад +16

      If only THAT line were in The Last Jedi...

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 2 года назад +14

      The funny thing is he isn’t wrong. He left to fight Vader before he was done with training.

  • @irlmusic8001
    @irlmusic8001 3 года назад +382

    7:30
    I love how Fat Tony is legitimately disappointed in himself

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 2 года назад +50

      You can actually hear the sadness in his voice when he says: "I will go..."

    • @KingDice.
      @KingDice. 2 года назад +53

      "Eyy wait a minute...."

  • @tyjans370
    @tyjans370 3 года назад +6821

    For just three guys, they stood up pretty well against a group of Yakuza members.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 3 года назад +680

      Mafiosi are no pushovers.
      And technically it was like four because the little one stood there for a while doing nothing.

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 3 года назад +195

      I was talking about Tony, Louie, and Legs. My bad, I should’ve made that clear.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 3 года назад +152

      @@tyjans370
      No, my mistake. I was saying that it was like four Yakuza members they went against instead of five because the little one didn’t do anything at first. Yes, still impressive, regardless.
      Cheers. ✌️✌️

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 3 года назад +27

      @@amosdraak3536 ahhh ok I understand lol

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 3 года назад +99

      @@amosdraak3536 Yakuza member aren't either, have you seen what Kazuma Kiryu can do?

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 3 года назад +1512

    "Hey, Fat Tony! Y'still with the mafia?"
    "Uuhh...ahem---yes, I am. Thank you for asking."
    Lol

  • @MeowthRocket
    @MeowthRocket 3 года назад +665

    Fact that Joe Magneta (forgive me if I misspelled) loved the role so much that he insisted that even if it's just for a sneeze, that he wants to voice Fat Tony.... that says something.

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 Год назад +233

    Joe Mantegna clearly has the time of his life voicing Fat Tony! In fact, Mantegna is on record as telling the writers that whenever Fat Tony appears, he'll provide the dialogue, even if it's just a few lines (he showed he meant it when he was in an episode that required him to make nothing but gagging sounds). It's always fun to see actors genuinely loving what they do. :D

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 Год назад +4

      They have the best performances.

    • @Lisespieces68
      @Lisespieces68 19 дней назад

      But in A Fish Called Selma he's voiced by Phil Hartman

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 3 года назад +2388

    This is a pretzel town, pretty boy

    • @angryferb1079
      @angryferb1079 3 года назад +50

      They should’ve called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 3 года назад +27

      Me: To the INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!

    • @spartan2451
      @spartan2451 3 года назад +8

      "Aay, you're not mad at me are ya?"

    • @TheCreatorT
      @TheCreatorT 3 года назад +6

      Public service announcement: you can order auntie Anne’s for delivery!

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 3 года назад +10

      Fat Tony is gay for Moleman

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 3 года назад +1583

    Tony does not get mad he gets *STABBY*

  • @williamnguyen8663
    @williamnguyen8663 2 года назад +361

    I love how he’s a scary mob boss yet is so involved with the simpsons, to the point they’re on friendly terms. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up being Bart godfather

    • @jasontodd2647
      @jasontodd2647 Год назад +19

      Fat Tony: *Walks into Homer* "Uh. Homer, does Bart have a Godfather?"
      Homer:" What's a Godfather... Oh Like Marlon Brando"
      Fat Tony:" Uhm... Sort of I Would like to be the Boy's Godfather"
      Homer: "I Don't think he needs one of those Tony *One of Tony's Goons Showcases a Bat whilst another Brandishes Pistola*
      Fat Tony:" You Seem Homer I'm not asking I'm telling, Either you let me be his Godfather or shall we say an "Accident" will randomly Occur Capeesh(?!).

    • @BillyShamsReal
      @BillyShamsReal 11 месяцев назад +12

      they did this episode but with Maggie instead

    • @fenrirwolfbone9714
      @fenrirwolfbone9714 8 месяцев назад

      No, hes a legitimate buisness man

    • @Bluejay-ft3ki
      @Bluejay-ft3ki 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jasontodd2647Capische*

  • @ricksullo557
    @ricksullo557 2 года назад +42

    “Are you still in the mafia”
    “Uh yes I am thank you for asking” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 3 года назад +623

    Man, what an awesome Yakuza mob leader, asks for forgiveness after smashing a window open, 10/10 upstanding citizen

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +37

      And then leaving through the front door

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 года назад +31

      @@davidhong1934 yea, what an awesome guy! Even closed it behind him

    • @ZomboOcto
      @ZomboOcto 3 года назад +4

      Very nice!

    • @raul76603
      @raul76603 3 года назад +13

      The funny part about it that made me laugh is that its true they really are like that

    • @billysinge8977
      @billysinge8977 3 года назад +9

      @@raul76603 my Dad, who worked extensively with the Japanese in Tokyo when he was in machine tool sales, said the exact opposite. He said they’re horrible to each other and everyone else all the time. Perhaps it’s just Japanese businessmen, but J still find it interesting because many people don’g understand that aspect of the culture: the malicious and toxic part.

  • @thylacoleonkennedy7
    @thylacoleonkennedy7 3 года назад +660

    "Now Homer, as you no doubt recall you were done a favour by our, uh, how shall I say... Mafia crime syndicate"
    Good to see you put some thought into tactful wording there Tony

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 3 года назад +90

    "It's just a mob war, go back to sleep honey" is an underrated line

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 3 года назад +273

    Man the truck -> trucktruck -> trucktrucktruck is one of simpsons best gags.
    Also the godfather references like FatTony's olive oil construction company.

    • @eisen.dieter
      @eisen.dieter 11 месяцев назад +3

      no its not. at this time the Simpsons were already crap.

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 3 года назад +913

    "You see, my wife has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies."

    • @adelezeiber8573
      @adelezeiber8573 3 года назад +105

      Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?

    • @Y2Jeremiah
      @Y2Jeremiah 3 года назад +83

      And so on, so please. The money.

    • @grand-papou5730
      @grand-papou5730 3 года назад +9

      Mom spaghetti

    • @shaansingh7629
      @shaansingh7629 3 года назад +26

      Legs, Louise, advance on them.

    • @jentarvhuul2558
      @jentarvhuul2558 3 года назад +4

      THERE THEY ARE!

  • @lowrytv6736
    @lowrytv6736 3 года назад +715

    Only The Simpsons could create an actual mob that only appear in few episodes and usually they have the best plots in them.

    • @irlmusic8001
      @irlmusic8001 3 года назад +56

      Fat Tony was originally supposed to be a one time character I think

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 6 месяцев назад

      @@irlmusic8001goes to show how funny/good a well written mob bit can be
      Visit Mad Sopranos skit for reference

  • @Unofficial1998
    @Unofficial1998 3 года назад +174

    "I would like to remind you that accidents *WILL* happen."
    Literally the last thing you want to hear from anyone associated with the Mob, let alone the Mob Boss.

    • @charliev4546
      @charliev4546 2 года назад +12

      Like the killing of you by us..I couldn't stop laughing 😆🤣 comic gold...

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 2 года назад +6

      Not my dyslexic ass reading Mob Boss as Bob Ross

  • @TheThundercow
    @TheThundercow 2 года назад +70

    4:53 Him stepping out from behind that tree is the most underrated joke of all time.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 года назад +2135

    Fat Tony is a character that got better in later seasons, at least to me (besides all the Fit Tony stuff; that was dumb). He started out as a generic drug dealer, but his schemes became a lot more creative over time (producing and dealing out rat milk, promoting a pretzel stand, making a ramp out of breadsticks, etc.)

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 3 года назад +160

      Those schemes are still from the classic era so you can't really call them later seasons.

    • @tomastumino3454
      @tomastumino3454 3 года назад +4

      fat Tony still manages to be funny in the new seasons

    • @finallightning7
      @finallightning7 3 года назад +45

      Fat Tony is a irl Replica of a Mob Boss with charisma.
      You cannot run a gang without being reasonable and Fat Tony is very reasonable, except for the hot dogs. that was racist, but mad respect for the man
      😂

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 3 года назад +23

      The episode where he died would've been fantastic if they didn't bring him back as a skinny cousin. Like if anything, Louie should've taken the role as the boss.

    • @noe2126
      @noe2126 3 года назад +25

      The show itself scrapped the Fit Tony idea. When Tony is wearing a green shirt, he's the original. When the shirt is red, he's fit Tony. In the later seasons like 30, 31, he wears the green again. And he "died" back in the 25, I think

  • @AvengerII
    @AvengerII 3 года назад +908

    "Forgive us, please!"
    You have to give it to the Yakuza.
    They're polite killers!

    • @brianfong5711
      @brianfong5711 3 года назад +195

      9:21 I thought it was "forgiveness please"

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 3 года назад +31

      @@brianfong5711 Same thing!
      So we heard it a bit differently.
      The Yakuza was polite. That's what counts! 😂😂😂

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 года назад +44

      It's half the reason they managed to operate in broad daylight for so long.

    • @majickman
      @majickman 3 года назад +32

      Kiryu is a good boi.

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 3 года назад +14

      Most mafias are polite

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 3 года назад +206

    “I’m afraid I must insist. Y’see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.
    ‘Where’s da money?’
    ‘When are you going to get da money?’
    ‘Why aren’t you getting da money now?’
    ...and so on. So, please.....da money...”
    Hahaha, poor guy.

  • @eldritchinterface7481
    @eldritchinterface7481 2 года назад +91

    “How can you say that when construction has already begun?” Nothing will ever compare to this show in its prime bruh

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 3 года назад +350

    Fat tony: Gets hit with nunchaku. Also Fat tony: "Come here you little squirt"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 года назад +40

      It was this fight that made me say, "Okay, it's official. Springfield has the most badass cartoon mafia." Fat Tony and crew are outnumbered by the *yakuza* and give as good as they get!

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 3 года назад +314

    Close call: at “Forgiviness please,” I almost spat my tea onto my iPad.

  • @Hotsaucebauce3943
    @Hotsaucebauce3943 3 года назад +83

    "I'm seeing double, four crusties" is such a good line

  • @ShadowBeetle
    @ShadowBeetle Год назад +34

    2:38 this interaction with Milhouse is so cute where we see Tony´s kind side with kids, he has a child afterall.

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 10 месяцев назад +6

      I wasn't expecting that to happen since he's a mob boss, but I love that scene too between Fat Tony and Milhouse.😮☺️

  • @gamesmastertobi29
    @gamesmastertobi29 3 года назад +1045

    Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something from me in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you sir.
    Fat Tony: Ok, I will go.
    Guilt tripping a mob boss. And they say Homer isn’t smart.

    • @xandercage2388
      @xandercage2388 3 года назад +99

      Ehhh wait a minute..

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 3 года назад +48

      @Gay Lord Proven by how Homer behaves and what he's CONSCIOUSLY capable of when that crayon isn't shoved against his brain.

    • @alfredhadesworth9253
      @alfredhadesworth9253 3 года назад +26

      I like that Tony looked down then tried to look him in the eye but couldn't.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 3 года назад +4

      It's a smart idea...at least until said mob boss decides on some payback for humiliating him.

    • @ryanmacleod2749
      @ryanmacleod2749 2 года назад

      He gets dumber and dumber with each season

  • @ollsmz9887
    @ollsmz9887 3 года назад +980

    Fat tony is a cool villain I wish he was the main antagonist of the Simpsons movie

    • @futabamajima
      @futabamajima 3 года назад +194

      I don't know, he was never really a villain. Sure, he's a criminal, but a villain, or even an antagonist, I don't think that would suit him very much

    • @ollsmz9887
      @ollsmz9887 3 года назад +44

      @@futabamajima true but also I wish there was other mob fight scene in the Simpson’s

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 3 года назад +61

      @@futabamajima yes he's more like a anti-hero to me than a villain.

    • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
      @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer 3 года назад +33

      “Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?”

    • @Mr.Mousey
      @Mr.Mousey 3 года назад +13

      Scorpio was supose to be the villain at the start actually then they changed it

  • @petros2288
    @petros2288 3 года назад +109

    "Who says,does a peacock need all those feathers"That was a bit TOO philosophical for me as well.

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 2 года назад +16

      They say that happens in the autumn years

    • @hvafaenskaljeghete1800
      @hvafaenskaljeghete1800 2 года назад +5

      FT - "WHOs to say? does a peacock need all those feathers?"
      PS - "look youre getting a little philosophical for me"
      FT - "i suppose so they say it happens in the autumn years"
      PS - "well be that as it may"
      FT - "get your hand off my car"

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 3 года назад +58

    "Okay. I will go..."
    "Hey, wait a minute!"

  • @humankinglobetard3000
    @humankinglobetard3000 3 года назад +219

    5:29 I love how Fat Tony goes from having a friendly chat about getting old to being an intimidating gangster

  • @JoeAriminvm
    @JoeAriminvm 3 года назад +243

    "I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!"

  • @mattdeluccia153
    @mattdeluccia153 4 месяца назад +6

    I always laugh at Chief Wiggum accepting a Manhattan made by a child 😂😂😂

  • @GeneralCrixMadine
    @GeneralCrixMadine 3 года назад +39

    "Come here ya little squirt... " Has to be my favourite Fat Tony line ever 😂

  • @TVXQ157
    @TVXQ157 3 года назад +161

    Truck Truck and the Truck-Truck Truck is the best lol always gets me

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 3 года назад +7

      What's a truck?

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 3 года назад +1

      @@kresimirbozic1976 tuck: "a wooden disk at the top of a ship's mast or flagstaff, with sheaves for signal halyards"

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 3 года назад +2

      In the first shot, there's a truck missing. But when the truck truck... Truck shows up, the truck is magically back

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 3 года назад +1

      @@ninjaguyYT It fell off the truck truck didnt ya know?

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 3 года назад +51

    7:18
    “You mean the Mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony…I will say good day to you, Sir.”
    “Okay. I will go…”
    “Eyyy, wait a minute…”

  • @abdulwahab3604
    @abdulwahab3604 3 года назад +80

    Fun Fact:
    Fat Tony is Voiced by Joe Mantegna.
    The Godfather 3 Joey Zasa

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 года назад +2

      looool

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 3 года назад +7

      Everyone knows that

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 2 года назад +3

      @@elgatofelix8917 I didn’t :p

    • @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730
      @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 2 года назад +4

      Also how about this for versatility? He also played An FBI Agent named David Rossi on Criminal Minds, He joined in the midst of the Third season and stayed in for the next twelve, Almost 13 years he put into the show.

  • @hamishdow2188
    @hamishdow2188 3 года назад +70

    When fat tony said "ok i will go" he sounded genuinely sad, hes got to be the greatest side character in the show

  • @Isaac-LizardKing
    @Isaac-LizardKing 3 года назад +92

    You’ve got to appreciate the yakuza member’s honor when he flies through their window. He gives them his best english.

    • @hugh.g.rection5906
      @hugh.g.rection5906 11 месяцев назад +3

      causes disruption and damage then thinks a polite apology can make up for it. typical japanese

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 7 месяцев назад

      @@hugh.g.rection5906 Fo Givuness Preese

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 5 месяцев назад

      @@hugh.g.rection5906you’re not funny.

  • @Saif-zf9vb
    @Saif-zf9vb 3 года назад +39

    "What's a truck?"
    "Don't play stupid with me!"

  • @shimsham6
    @shimsham6 Год назад +6

    *ahem* "Greetings Homer!"
    "Hey, Fat Tony! You still with the Mafia?"
    "Um, yes, I am! Thank you for asking"
    That small gag still makes me chuckle.😄

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful Год назад +40

    Legs being both genuinely talented at dancing AND being super opinionated on why he does not like Mark Hamill are very underrated moments from the same scene.

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead Год назад +5

      I think that's Louie. Legs will be the other one of the main trio.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 10 месяцев назад

      @@HESHRocketWarhead I couldn't tell, and I went off of his tapdancing skills being what got him his name XD

  • @chriswalkey2050
    @chriswalkey2050 3 года назад +69

    “Not so fast, 7 queens” 😂😂

    • @nightstorm5914
      @nightstorm5914 3 года назад +4

      i think 8 Kings would be better

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 3 года назад

      Knowing Fat Tony I thought he was going to threaten him to forfeit the game unless he wanted a beating.

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations 8 месяцев назад +7

    5:40 "Here's the first of what *I hope* will be many disabled students" is such a Principal Skinner thing to say 😂

  • @kiryuandgodzillagirl
    @kiryuandgodzillagirl Год назад +28

    "I prefer the cat he hates Monday's we can all relate" he's not wrong

  • @jaha777jaha6
    @jaha777jaha6 Год назад +24

    The sopranos theme always gets me when going over the fat tony mob scenes🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 they nailed it

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 3 года назад +162

    Who else isn’t to surprised that Maud and Helen were willing to go along with having the yakuza kill Marge.

    • @servantofthelivinggod6192
      @servantofthelivinggod6192 3 года назад +5

      I was looking for your comment. Just another blasphemy against Christians. They always make us look bad in the media. No Real disciple of Jesus Christ would ever do such a horrible thing. They always make us look like dorks and nerds, major hypocrites, and mentally ill. They obviously hate us with all their might. You will never find a positive role assigned to a Christian on any television show or movie, or even a book, other then The Bible of course.

    • @majickman
      @majickman 3 года назад +37

      @@servantofthelivinggod6192 It's the Simpsons, almost no one is portrayed as a perfect person. That's like getting upset that South Park made fun of a certain group of people even though they make fun of all groups in that show.
      Also, I understand hypocrites and mentally ill, but dorks and nerds? What's wrong with dorks and nerds? I don't think you should judge people based on their interests and hobbies as long as they're not hurting anyone.

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles 3 года назад +13

      @@majickman And its not even true that the media portray all Christians as bad. Quite the opposite. Perhaps it seems that way because there is now more media critical of Christianity and organised religion than there used to be, but there is still vast swathes of media that is not just "not mean" about Christians but that actively preach Christian values. Watch any Christmas movie on the movie channels and you'll struggle to find anything less than good Christian bois. American media in particular often promotes religion to a dogmatic extent, which most other western nations don't. So it sort of tickles me whenever Americans, of all people, accuse their media of containing an overall anti-religious bias (of course individual networks might, but that's the nature of having different networks).

    • @bigbosshonchkrow625
      @bigbosshonchkrow625 3 года назад +8

      I don’t think the yakuza were meant to kill Marge, just deal with the Springfield Mob.

    • @bigbosshonchkrow625
      @bigbosshonchkrow625 3 года назад +2

      For that matter when the little guy crashed through the window he asked for forgiveness.

  • @kenn_k
    @kenn_k 3 года назад +45

    0:35 Louie's just hanging out, business as usual
    0:38 Louie grows suspicious of the audience
    0:40 We're in the clear

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 2 года назад +205

    I prefer the cat. He hates mondays. We can all relate

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 2 года назад +1

      Truly.

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 2 года назад

      @ATM Baer Just because he quoted something. I don't think so.

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 2 года назад

      @ATM Baer I know, but it is a good quote. He might have just said it because it was funny.

    • @appalacha7278
      @appalacha7278 2 года назад +9

      edit: im retarded

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 2 года назад

      @@appalacha7278 Bruh

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 3 года назад +17

    Chief Wiggum: „I‘m not gonna rest until one of us is behind bars“
    -pauses and realises what he just said
    „...You!“
    Such great writing

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith 3 года назад +28

    Underrated:
    "You're all talk Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!!:

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 года назад +72

    I don't know why I really like the "hard nosed criminals listen to sheltered mom who steers them straight" trope, but I do. Marge educating the mob on Italian American stereotypes is my jam

  • @sithsoldier98
    @sithsoldier98 3 года назад +38

    Johnny "Tight Lips" is the man🤣

  • @hudsonclarkk
    @hudsonclarkk 2 года назад +27

    my favorite fat tony line is him saying his wife was “whacked by natural causes”

  • @sergeantstrings2848
    @sergeantstrings2848 3 года назад +41

    "You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony"
    Lmao

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc 3 года назад +1

      "Okay, I will go....
      Ehi, wait a minute"

  • @piroshi3rd
    @piroshi3rd 2 года назад +26

    That stage walk-in at 4:53 absolutely got me. I was stone faced the whole video and just completely lost it.

  • @Awells89
    @Awells89 5 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact: the voice actor for Fat Tony Joe Mantegna is the narrator for the audiobook of the Godfather.

  • @JachymorDota
    @JachymorDota 4 месяца назад +2

    Homer rolling that Nat 20 Charisma roll on Tony to make him leave is gold.

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 3 года назад +64

    "You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return! Oh Fat Tony. I will say good day to you sir!"
    "Okay, I will go"
    I'm not sure if it's Homer's naivety or he's actually being clever.

  • @jpf7942
    @jpf7942 2 года назад +21

    "Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?"
    *Johnny Tight Lips "There's a great one, but you ain't getting it outta me"
    😂😂😂

  • @TimerdonDWI
    @TimerdonDWI Год назад +13

    4:02 I remember how Wiggum in the oldest episodes was smart, serious, & competent at his job.
    Now he went down the same road that Patrick Star walks on in circles...

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'm sure he still does a good job as a police officer despite his flaws.

    • @victor2641
      @victor2641 4 месяца назад

      Yet I remember him being dumb.

  • @nook8942
    @nook8942 2 года назад +11

    The Yakuza vs Mafia scene is one of the greatest in the entire show

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 3 года назад +142

    How does Wigum know the difference between pure and impure rats milk?

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 года назад +27

      "Our rats have not been fed artificial growth hormones. The FDA has not found a significant difference between milk from rats fed artificial growth hormones and untreated rats."

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +1

      @@dallinburnett8732
      They spike the milk after bottling it. It's how they make orange juice.

  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev 3 года назад +33

    Bruh I looked this up a week ago and nothing....week later...perfection

    • @dominikblack8943
      @dominikblack8943 3 года назад +2

      But...how is it weeks later if you looked it up a week ago?

    • @hey_its_kev
      @hey_its_kev Год назад

      I think I was looking for a fat tony comp I was finally happy someone payed respect to fat tony….

  • @Ciara1594
    @Ciara1594 3 года назад +19

    "I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage." I'm stealing this line. 😄

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 3 месяца назад +1

    The "Truck Truck" joke really got me lol

  • @scribejay
    @scribejay 3 года назад +43

    The one missing here:
    "What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?"

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 3 года назад +5

      And what about these?
      Johnny: The Boss, he’s got a thing for the Ya-Yas.
      (Near Louie and Johnny, Fat Tony is crying to the in-flight movie)
      Fat Tony: (Crying) Why was I born a man?
      (He blows his nose on his pizza slice instead of his white handkerchief from his jacket pocket)
      Fat Tony entertaining his men with Don Corleone’s orange peel in the mouth technique. (As well as Louie talking about his mom in this same scene)
      And the whole “Italian-American Mexican Standoff?” (From Maggie arriving at Luigi’s upon following Fat Tony’s gang to Moe saving Maggie by moving Fat Tony’s gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League to tears by Maggie’s innocence and how it changed Moe’s life)

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X 4 месяца назад +3

    *Louie:* You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi School.

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 Год назад +6

    4:53 the fact Tony comes out from behind a tree much too small to hide him is a great hidden gag

  • @NYCZ31
    @NYCZ31 2 года назад +17

    I love how Fat Tony doesn’t get offended when Bart asks him flat out if they are crooks

  • @cfsoulja3249
    @cfsoulja3249 2 года назад +13

    "Y-y-you're not mad at me are ya?" I love Louie so much

  • @idrivebigredtrucks3015
    @idrivebigredtrucks3015 2 года назад +19

    Let’s be real though, fat tony and his mob are some of the most loved characters.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 2 года назад +8

    "I am not so much disappointed, as I am blinded by rage."
    There's a meme template if ever I saw one 😂

  • @joshboy88420
    @joshboy88420 10 месяцев назад +8

    9:01
    I remember being a child and thinking that was just so funny because I would think the same thing.

  • @JohnyG29
    @JohnyG29 3 года назад +26

    Johnny Tight-Lips was pretty good at surviving gun shot wounds.

  • @antbrooks1625
    @antbrooks1625 2 года назад +5

    "I'm not gonna rest until 1 of us is behind bars!" LMAO Wiggums is hilarious man

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam Год назад +9

    The fact that Homer managed to pull a Bugs Bunny on Fat Tony in the Pretzel episode made it so damn funny

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 3 года назад +10

    That whole "It fell off a truck" sequence was so delightfully daft, it had no right being as funny as it was 😂

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 3 года назад +39

    "Would that be a crime Bart?"
    "Hell no"
    I love that

    • @digge2210
      @digge2210 3 года назад +6

      Enjoy your gift

  • @heretic_engineer391
    @heretic_engineer391 3 года назад +16

    Can I just say how underrated Louis is? Like, he adds so much to his appearance & gets such good lines that I honestly kind of wish he would get his own focus episode

    • @onegoofyguy
      @onegoofyguy 3 года назад +2

      I agree. A focus episode would be nice too considering he barely has his own personality

    • @fidny
      @fidny 2 года назад +2

      Not on here but the Linguo episode when Louis tells the robot they’re gonna wack him in the garbonzo and Linguo explodes!!! Hilarious!

  • @tylerclement5969
    @tylerclement5969 2 года назад +6

    4:11 "What's a truck?" 😄

  • @johnbigboote8900
    @johnbigboote8900 Год назад +1

    An excellent compilation, but you left out my personal favourite.

  • @dindjarin9966
    @dindjarin9966 3 года назад +11

    That electric guitar when Chief Wiggum enters is so great.

  • @haminational3885
    @haminational3885 3 года назад +283

    you know l had a great GREAT comment to add here - but you will NEVER GET IT OUT OF ME!

    • @lyndon.barrett
      @lyndon.barrett 3 года назад +17

      You know, you could be a little more helpful.

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 3 года назад +12

      @@lyndon.barrett l ain't saying nothin.

    • @lyndon.barrett
      @lyndon.barrett 3 года назад +8

      @@haminational3885 I understand, how is your mother?

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 3 года назад +11

      @@lyndon.barrett well this one is awkward - She actually passed away when l was six - didnt felt like joking about this one :(

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 3 года назад +11

      But l bet she is in Mommy Paradise where she can get all the manicures and pedicures for free and watch vintage classic films while sipping lndian tea all day long - as thats what l remember her enjoying the most. :)

  • @camwjohn95
    @camwjohn95 Год назад +13

    I say this line way more than I probably should in polite company: 6:10

  • @skywatcher1082
    @skywatcher1082 2 года назад +7

    7:34 eeeeeyyyy *Wait a Minute* 😆
    🤣 and Homer waiting for the little Yakuza member to do something while he looks so serious.
    💛Simpsons early visuals and comedic timing will always be one of the bests