Rainier Wolfcastle Best Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025
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  • @SkyPikachu1
    @SkyPikachu1 4 года назад +2684

    "On closer inspection, these are loafers."
    This line gets me every time.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +10

      It's the line I was hoping to hear when I clicked this video

    • @araliusmaximus8799
      @araliusmaximus8799 4 года назад +25

      It took him hours of inspection to realize they are indeed loafers

    • @SkyPikachu1
      @SkyPikachu1 4 года назад +4

      @@araliusmaximus8799 Same, honestly.

    • @TheArthkm
      @TheArthkm 3 года назад +5

      I always thought he said: 'On closer inspection, these are awful'.

    • @choco698
      @choco698 3 года назад

      I read this while that scene played

  • @RJinks87
    @RJinks87 Год назад +1117

    “My eyes, the goggles do nothing”
    This line will never leave me, I am thankful for this

    • @Frankya92
      @Frankya92 Год назад +8

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @EVERTONFC.
      @EVERTONFC. Год назад +3

      Brill.

    • @lovelymelanin9336
      @lovelymelanin9336 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @emeyeare
      @emeyeare 11 месяцев назад

      I know, that and “‘maybe u r all homosexuals too”’ and “up and at them’

    • @ironhell813
      @ironhell813 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same here bro but for different reasons, but same here.

  • @canadiantexan5
    @canadiantexan5 4 года назад +4694

    One of the best Schwarzeneggeresque characters!

    • @BoomTexan
      @BoomTexan 4 года назад +154

      What do you mean, he's literally Schwarzenegger.

    • @peterberkrot3220
      @peterberkrot3220 4 года назад +68

      @@BoomTexan haha no he's definitely not. He's voiced by Harry Shearer.

    • @aaronquak2139
      @aaronquak2139 4 года назад +30

      Just behind Barnold Shortsinator

    • @o.airsoft7494
      @o.airsoft7494 4 года назад +2

      Ues

    • @awood9214
      @awood9214 4 года назад +12

      I applaud your spelling skills lol

  • @doublea6586
    @doublea6586 4 года назад +4358

    Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen.

    • @supersonicx01
      @supersonicx01 4 года назад +69

      So... How would that last name be pronounced? I can only pronounce the efferhausen bit

    • @DerDrBach
      @DerDrBach 4 года назад +156

      @@supersonicx01 just add 'shnakenpf' before that and you're good to go

    • @Xalgucennia
      @Xalgucennia 4 года назад +127

      @@supersonicx01
      Schnaken is just snack with an sh sound as pronounced in german (and en)
      Pfeffer is pepper where the p is silent
      Hausen is house, (pronounced Howsen)
      And Fritz I think is the equivalent of Fred, so anglicised, it's Fred Snack Pepperhouse

    • @JohnSmith-cz3us
      @JohnSmith-cz3us 4 года назад +50

      He’s so cute sitting there singing as a kid. It’s so adorable.

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 4 года назад +2

      @@Xalgucennia Really? I just guessed it would be Snack + pepper+ house by the looks of the word, didn't know it was really that.

  • @eamonnstokes8366
    @eamonnstokes8366 4 года назад +3040

    MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

  • @martinm3394
    @martinm3394 4 года назад +557

    I like how even after the first heckler got shot, someone still heckled him

  • @hunterlangley8287
    @hunterlangley8287 4 года назад +2587

    Well, his Woody Allen impression was dead on.

    • @GodOfVictory501
      @GodOfVictory501 4 года назад +90

      I love how the glasses fly up in the air after the grenade explodes

    • @AndrewOrtiz1221
      @AndrewOrtiz1221 4 года назад +44

      I forgot how savage this show can be 🤣

    • @doublea6586
      @doublea6586 4 года назад +12

      @@joelaut2605 Homer? Who is Homer?

    • @usernamesrhard963
      @usernamesrhard963 4 года назад +6

      I would like but it is at 420

    • @randomguyontheinternet7940
      @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 года назад +10

      Always thought it was supposed to be Shwartsenegger. Neat.

  • @perfectionbox
    @perfectionbox 4 года назад +545

    he totally killed it at the comedy club

  • @chiriviscospower
    @chiriviscospower 4 года назад +2168

    The geek shall inherit the earth

    • @taylorgoetz7604
      @taylorgoetz7604 4 года назад +10

      Eat the geek

    • @megagrips6470
      @megagrips6470 4 года назад +14

      honestly, people act like we will but, but it's never going to happen.

    • @MilloSpiegel
      @MilloSpiegel 4 года назад +38

      He just throws the one guy through the other

    • @themadkraken1912
      @themadkraken1912 4 года назад +4

      That was such a nerdy reference it hurt.

    • @agenttheater5
      @agenttheater5 4 года назад

      Amen

  • @davidperezz7248
    @davidperezz7248 4 года назад +1593

    "Is any of this hetero?" " Whats there is there."

    • @patrickorourke41
      @patrickorourke41 4 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 года назад +70

      That should be two different quotes. It looks like it was said by the same person by the way your write it.

    • @jacksciorti7916
      @jacksciorti7916 4 года назад +59

      Slashbash you must be fun at parties

    • @KINGofkings49er
      @KINGofkings49er 4 года назад +69

      @@slashbash1347 Whats there is there 😋😋

    • @jacobgraham8363
      @jacobgraham8363 4 года назад +100

      Fun fact Arnold Schwarzenegger who this character is a reference to, actually used to pose for gay porn magazines so the whole gay porn joke is surprisingly accurate.

  • @Lucstar07
    @Lucstar07 4 года назад +717

    "The geeks shall inherit the earth."
    *proceeds to plunge boy's body through another boy's chest*

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 4 года назад +14

      I'm surprised to see that kind of cartoonishly impossible slapstick humor in the early Simpsons episodes. (0:29)
      Yet it's still odlly fitting.

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 2 месяца назад

      Yes, that is what happened, do you have any observations you'd like to make or were you just narrating the things you saw like a parrot for Internet Points

  • @tedculbertson6320
    @tedculbertson6320 4 года назад +571

    I love the "Remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied." because the Schwarzenegger line it's based on is honestly a really good action hero line.

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 3 года назад +36

      From 'Commando'

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 года назад +16

      @@lionelhutz5137 The best of the not-that-good Arnie movies; so below-par it's above average.
      "Let off some steam, Bennet"

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 2 года назад +1

      @@lionelhutz5137 what did he do with Sully ?

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 2 года назад +8

      @@johngallagher72 he let him go

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Год назад +2

      @@johngallagher72 Sully. And McBain's line "Let's get silly". Silly, Sully. I wonder if that connection was intentional.

  • @TheChimeraDude
    @TheChimeraDude 4 года назад +149

    "Shh, time to sleep little fatso." That line was hilarious.

  • @regalecusglesne3022
    @regalecusglesne3022 4 года назад +426

    "I have purchased the Springfield YMCA. I plan to tear it down, and turn the land into a natural preserve, where I will hunt the deadliest game of all: Man!"
    he's literally my hero

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Год назад +3

      He's stolen my idea!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Год назад +1

      New personality downloaded.

    • @dougblack9638
      @dougblack9638 Год назад

      This was our old answering machine message, LMFAO

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 Год назад

      Well at least running for your life burns plenty of calories.

    • @Meltedcheese567
      @Meltedcheese567 Год назад

      What do you mean he's "literally" your hero? Is that different than just being your hero?

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams 4 года назад +713

    I got a hunch this character's been modeled after that famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.

  • @KA-wp6zo
    @KA-wp6zo Год назад +61

    McBain screaming "Mendoza" when his partner died was some of his best acting

  • @FlyWithMe_666
    @FlyWithMe_666 4 года назад +260

    3:49 not just shooting the heckler, but randomly killing everyone 😂

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 года назад +12

      Maybe the heckler was running. xd

    • @tornligament1147
      @tornligament1147 3 года назад +3

      @@dannygjk that's big brain thinking

    • @JonathanRivera-i2j
      @JonathanRivera-i2j 4 месяца назад

      3:49 a random guy or Homer: you suck mcbaine!

    • @JonathanRivera-i2j
      @JonathanRivera-i2j 4 месяца назад

      3:49 Random guy or Homer: You suck mcbain!

    • @kainholden2001
      @kainholden2001 7 дней назад

      He was trying to send a message

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 2 года назад +106

    "My eyes the goggles do nothing!" is one of my favorite lines from the show

    • @AnalEvisceration88
      @AnalEvisceration88 Год назад

      A shame they cut before the best part when the acid eats his tights and he's just groaning in pain.

  • @robowolfgaming8775
    @robowolfgaming8775 4 года назад +309

    You know Rainier is strong when he can carry Homer so easily without breaking a sweat

    • @meteorytekrenaryte
      @meteorytekrenaryte 3 года назад +7

      I mean if he were showing of his true strength he'd be carrying Homer without the man-sized baby pouch.
      But good point tho!

    • @harukrentz435
      @harukrentz435 3 года назад +9

      Arnold is legit strong even in his advanced age. Remember when he was attack by teenager in south africa few years ago? He was jumped at but he barely moved an inch.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Год назад +1

      @@harukrentz435 Arnie knocked out 4 big hitman in an instant in "Twins", in that bar scene when those hitmen after DeVito caught up to them.

    • @Trucksquatch
      @Trucksquatch Год назад +4

      ​@@harukrentz435 while Arnold is indeed impressive I like the interview he gave about meeting andre the giant he literally said he felt like a child in comparison that's incredible af given Arnie's physique l.

  • @TDL-xg5nn
    @TDL-xg5nn 4 года назад +966

    Arnold should make a real life Mcbaine movie.

    • @TheSimpsonsTheory
      @TheSimpsonsTheory 4 года назад +36

      That would be awesome!

    •  4 года назад +10

      Missed opportunity.

    • @joelromero25
      @joelromero25 4 года назад +5

      Kill Ghunter

    • @Mafiatunes1
      @Mafiatunes1 4 года назад +6

      joel romero movie is sooo boring man

    • @reeyees50
      @reeyees50 4 года назад +38

      the movie is called the last action hero

  • @timfortune9
    @timfortune9 4 года назад +809

    The source of the two greatest memes: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" and "...That's the joke."
    My favorite moment is still:
    "Rainer Wolfcastle star of the McBain movies and the upcoming 'Help! My Son is a Nerd!'"
    "My son returns from a fancy East Coast college and I'm horrified to learn he's a nerd."
    "I'm laughing already!"
    "It's not a comedy."

  • @tacticalcrusader3709
    @tacticalcrusader3709 4 года назад +874

    Never realized how effing hilarious this character is. I was dying the whole time.

    • @TheSimpsonsTheory
      @TheSimpsonsTheory 4 года назад +7

      If you ❤️ The Simpsons, you may be interested in my channel! It's all about insane fun theories surrounding the Simpsons! 😀

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 4 года назад +4

      Then how did you type the comment? You were dead...
      ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

    • @erickleefeld4883
      @erickleefeld4883 4 года назад +25

      It’s not a comedy.

    • @kmurta1
      @kmurta1 4 года назад +2

      You need to get out more

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 3 года назад

      Underage kids shouldn't be watching him cause they have no access to red wines

  • @Cruor34
    @Cruor34 4 года назад +147

    You missed: "In this department, we do it by the book" *McBain shoots book* "Bye, book"

  • @roansythen
    @roansythen 4 года назад +1661

    "I'm under attack by Commie-Nazis!" should've definitely made it into his best moments.

    • @affirmonego5202
      @affirmonego5202 4 года назад +71

      *nazbol gang confirmed*

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 4 года назад +74

      Americans be like:

    • @dr.nosborn6330
      @dr.nosborn6330 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/fkttOAVPsOA/видео.html

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 года назад +12

      @@CyberController- be like what? Your communication was cut off.

    • @ichbins443
      @ichbins443 3 года назад +29

      You know it as Antifa today.

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 4 года назад +1883

    The guy in the Simpsons Movie is President Schwarzenegger, a completely different character with no relation to Rainier Wolfcastle whatsoever. I'm confused.

    • @samthesmartfella
      @samthesmartfella 4 года назад +69

      same voice

    • @t.c.bramblett617
      @t.c.bramblett617 4 года назад +47

      SHUt UP NERD

    • @Ken9284
      @Ken9284 4 года назад +14

      Garth Vader Mendoza!!!!!!

    • @introvertedwifi4818
      @introvertedwifi4818 4 года назад +22

      They changed his name do newer fans can know who he is

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 4 года назад +85

      From what I understand it was because they felt casual viewers would be confused at a Schwarzenegger parody being president. A lot of stuff was cut or changed from the movie that hasn't been released to the public yet (Sideshow Bob's scenes, Minnie Driver as an apathetic therapist, Russ Cargill's original design), so maybe there was a version with President Wolfcastle at some point.

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 Год назад +62

    Wolfcastle is one of my favorite side minor characters of the show. He rarely appears but when he appears you know the episode would be good.

  • @padraigmcgovern5919
    @padraigmcgovern5919 4 года назад +224

    Crowd boos: Maybe you are all homosexuals too!" XD

    • @kirrus4781
      @kirrus4781 4 года назад +5

      I remember watching that scene for the first time as a child... I was cracking up so hard tears were coming out of my eyes 🤣

  • @daniellujan2552
    @daniellujan2552 4 года назад +650

    “UP AND AT THEM!!” 😂😂😂 still cracks me up!

  • @EqualsThreeable
    @EqualsThreeable 4 года назад +166

    "My eyes, the googles do nothing." is one of my favorite childhood quotes my brothers would quote all the time.

    • @CinemaRescored
      @CinemaRescored 4 года назад +4

      Goggles

    • @dontaviouschandler3961
      @dontaviouschandler3961 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 4 года назад +1

      I heard this quote SO much growing up, I didn't remember which part of the Simpsons it was from until I rewatched it at like 18.

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 4 года назад +558

    I was elected to lead, Not to Read. 😂🤣😃😅😆

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross 3 года назад +37

    "Up and atom"
    "UP AND AT THEM!"
    This will stay with me until my last days on this Earth. Comedy stratosphere.

  • @alvexok5523
    @alvexok5523 4 года назад +84

    "You ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up. That's the joke"
    Lol

    • @bigkuntry112
      @bigkuntry112 4 года назад +12

      You suck McBain

    • @hunterlangley8287
      @hunterlangley8287 4 года назад +4

      The Woody Allen was close enough.

    • @celluskh6009
      @celluskh6009 4 года назад +10

      You can't mock that joke. There have been many feminist comedians who have made a living off that line, so to mock their work is sexist, transphobic and islamophobic (or something).

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 4 года назад +2

      @@alvexok5523 I think he's being sarcastic ;)

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 года назад +1

      @@mindriot91_96 I know. In fact, I deleted that comment now because I realized it wasn't nessesary.

  • @RyguyAlpha
    @RyguyAlpha 4 года назад +880

    “Nerds shall inherent the Earth.” Him throwing the jock through the other one killed me.

    • @svresh
      @svresh 4 года назад +94

      Geek* cos ya know... thats the whole pun

    • @esteemedyams
      @esteemedyams 4 года назад +57

      It's bad enough that you thought you had to comment the exact same thing everybody else just saw, but you couldn't even remember it correctly. You are a failure, and you should feel bad.

    • @M.Bison94
      @M.Bison94 4 года назад +31

      Adam Czinege it makes him look like a homosexual

    • @4ndyr0g3r50n
      @4ndyr0g3r50n 4 года назад +10

      Were you the other jock?

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 4 года назад +17

      @@esteemedyams he was elected to lead, not to read.

  • @NeverQuiteAlex
    @NeverQuiteAlex 4 года назад +233

    That Woody Allen impression was bang on.

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 года назад +7

      HEY THAT REALLY SUCKED!

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi 2 года назад +1

      @@Freshlydeliveredegg **shoots not only you, but literally everyone else in the audience for some reason**

  • @jazzyjaz9108
    @jazzyjaz9108 4 года назад +258

    "Ice to see you" lol
    I'm pretty sure Arnold Schwarzenegger used this line as Mr. Freeze

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 4 года назад +8

      Well we all know who Rainier Wolfcastle is a parody of...

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 4 года назад +11

      It's the kind of thing he was always going to say at some point in his career.

    • @KillerKrieg
      @KillerKrieg 4 года назад +13

      I remember "Everybody - *CHILL"* at least

    • @bruceleeroy8302
      @bruceleeroy8302 4 года назад +13

      That was from Last Exit to Springfield. It came out way before Batman & Robin, so it's another thing that the simpson's predicted.

    • @user-Natsu2001
      @user-Natsu2001 4 года назад +2

      Mr Freeze said “Ice to meet you” not “Ice to See You”

  • @dronessential
    @dronessential 4 года назад +108

    "Right now I'm thinking of holding another meeting....in bed." I always use that line with girls. Never fails.

  • @patwaters-actormoviereviewer
    @patwaters-actormoviereviewer 4 года назад +714

    Credit to McBain for creating the "Ice to see you" line years before Arnold Schwarzenegger ruined it in Batman and Robin.

    • @edouglasroche
      @edouglasroche 4 года назад +101

      You are wrong, he was the only enjoyable part of that movie. He was so bad it was funny. Everybody else was just bad.

    • @TheDeadman419
      @TheDeadman419 4 года назад +35

      @@edouglasroche something I noticed is that the actors playing the villains are the only ones who look like they're having fun in Schumacher movies. My theory is they're all in character, trying to be evil, and are aware of how the movies themselves are evil enough, which is why they're having fun. Meanwhile everyone else in the movies are just like "I really don't want this on my resume"

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 4 года назад

      Damn. :(

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 4 года назад +6

      @@TheDeadman419 I think that is really ungrateful of those actors, playing those roles and regretting it. If they are worried about their resume then don't take the role and let someone else have a good crack at acting.

    • @Ontime2day
      @Ontime2day 4 года назад +1

      CHILL!

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 4 года назад +271

    He's got Woody Allen's number.

    • @kwitseo
      @kwitseo 4 года назад +13

      @David Jones Had an affair with Mia Farrow's adopted Korean daughter Soon-Yi, while married to Farrow. Soon-Yi was about 18 at the time.

    • @karlajaeger2082
      @karlajaeger2082 4 года назад +14

      @David Jones ooh! I know! Because he was doing it long before she was able to consent!
      Edit: That reminds me, i need to buy a copy of rosemary's baby.

    • @kwitseo
      @kwitseo 4 года назад +6

      @David Jones You mean cheating behind your spouse's back?

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 4 года назад +15

      @David Jones Let's hope you never adopt children or become a step father.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 года назад +1

      @David Jones, if she was just one year younger, that would've been wrong, it would've been illegal.

  • @137_Diego_
    @137_Diego_ 4 года назад +49

    "My eyes! The goggles do nathing!"
    I almost forgot about that old gem 😂

  • @alvexok5523
    @alvexok5523 4 года назад +58

    "McBain, your shoes' untied!"
    "From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer inspection.
    On closer inspection, these are loafers"
    Kind of similar to the joke at Moe's where Bart tells him to "look over there" towards the wall and Moe just keeps looking that direction for a while until Bart has left and Homer walks in and asks him something, Moe turns from the wall to Homer and responds, and then says "and now back to the wall",
    lol

    • @activewombat6177
      @activewombat6177 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but it'll cost you.
      My wallets in the car!
      He's so stupid, now back to the wall

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario Год назад +12

    2:06 This quote inspired the description for one of Medic's cosmetic items in Team Fortress 2.

  • @themartinipolice9961
    @themartinipolice9961 4 года назад +59

    "IT'S CALLED MCBAIN: LETS GET SILLY"

    • @oortegam
      @oortegam 3 года назад +7

      ACHTION UMT KOMEDEE

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 года назад +2

      YOU SUCK, McBAIN!!

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 года назад

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 Remember when I told you that I will eat you last?

  • @TheFallofTheEleventh
    @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 года назад +38

    0:46 the speed his head turns at in shock gets me everytime

  • @aluminumsalmongames6277
    @aluminumsalmongames6277 3 года назад +35

    "They know you are talking about them" Always gets me to laugh.

  • @Luuute
    @Luuute 4 года назад +19

    I love how they were reacting to being shot before even being shot

  • @pokeboy890
    @pokeboy890 4 года назад +111

    Feels like no one ever makes these types of videos on him.

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 4 года назад +8

      He's a classic character but kind of dated being a Schwarzenegger parody. Still, him along with Hans Moleman have some of the best "appearance to joke" ratios of the cast.

    • @TheSimpsonsTheory
      @TheSimpsonsTheory 4 года назад

      If you ❤️ The Simpsons, you may be interested in my channel! It's all about insane fun theories surrounding the Simpsons! 😀

  • @sugardaddy4714
    @sugardaddy4714 4 года назад +14

    Left the best one out: "In this department, we go by the book!"
    *produces book*
    "Bye book."

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +30

    This was my favorite minor character... "What's there is there." is my favorite line.
    If they had a spin-off series this is the character I'd like to see staring in it.

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 4 года назад +43

    1:40 Sounds like a reference to Last Action Hero which I think is one of Arnold’s most underrated films, I think if it was released now it would be better received by the critics and audiences.

    • @alissa6
      @alissa6 3 года назад +5

      Agreed. The 90's was too edgy.

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 года назад +3

      LOL it was an utterly shitty movie. The 90's weren't edgy. They were f'ing stupid.

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад +5

      @@sgt.thundercok4704 how so

    • @deathgorilla782
      @deathgorilla782 3 года назад +1

      @@screamsinrussian5773 Does the dog scream in Russian?

    • @normie2716
      @normie2716 2 года назад +1

      @@sgt.thundercok4704 The 90's were fucking awesome. Last Action Hero is not the net sum of the entire decade.

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 4 года назад +21

    "You suck McBain!"
    *pulls out gun*

  • @Nebarus
    @Nebarus 4 года назад +139

    So glad he got Mendosa!

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/sDziUXGCPOI/видео.html if you like anything Mendoza related

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 4 года назад +13

      MendOSAAAAAA!!!!!!

    • @Radeo
      @Radeo 4 года назад +1

      They needed to make a real Simpsons movie about it

  • @Natedawg38
    @Natedawg38 4 года назад +22

    Love how he tosses the machine gun and goes back to the routine.

  • @restal7517
    @restal7517 Год назад +7

    I think he spells "Fritz Schnackenbefefferhausen", for anyone curious.

  • @Trickward
    @Trickward 4 года назад +29

    “The geeks will inherit the Earth” *spears a man with a man*

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 3 года назад +17

    How he so confidently put the goggles on..."The goggles do nothing!" is still my favorite of all time 😎

  • @rickyp.martin3209
    @rickyp.martin3209 4 года назад +21

    "my eyes, the goggles do nothing!" That's my very favorite part.

  • @FilosSofo
    @FilosSofo 4 года назад +17

    "The geek shall inherit the earth!"
    The guy was a prophet.

  • @tinewordsmith126
    @tinewordsmith126 4 года назад +26

    "Help! My son is a nerd!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timhoward5
    @timhoward5 11 месяцев назад +3

    *Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle will ALWAYS be McBain.*

  • @ModernVintageTV0
    @ModernVintageTV0 3 года назад +22

    There's a theory going around that the McBain movie clips are all part of a single movie.

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 года назад +3

      It’s true , you can find it on yt

    • @JHMBB2
      @JHMBB2 Год назад

      I just came from that video

  • @bitemyshinnymetalass1569
    @bitemyshinnymetalass1569 4 года назад +7

    My mighty heart is breaking. Thank you for this video ❤️

    • @TheSimpsonsTheory
      @TheSimpsonsTheory 4 года назад +2

      If you ❤️ The Simpsons, you may be interested in my channel! It's all about insane fun theories surrounding the Simpsons! 😀

  • @rickylow1655
    @rickylow1655 Год назад +15

    I was elected to lead, not to read. This line is classic.

    • @BruddaJakka
      @BruddaJakka Год назад +1

      The only issue with that one is that it's supposed to actually be President Arnold Schwarzenegger, not McBain.

  • @camman517
    @camman517 4 года назад +91

    I love Mendoza’s evil thing is 10 times more addictive than marijuana 😂

    • @sternonisoil
      @sternonisoil 3 года назад +2

      Swank

    • @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
      @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 2 года назад +4

      @@sternonisoil always reminds me of SPANK from gta 3

    • @joshgellis3292
      @joshgellis3292 2 года назад +1

      LOL. However, Emotional Addiction to actually anything is real. But that TOO is merely a matter of literally practicing maybe at least a YEAR of Replacement Activities. 🤝🧐

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 2 года назад +2

      So it’s basically Cheetos

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah 2 года назад +2

      To human suffering!!!

  • @mamdouha8313
    @mamdouha8313 4 месяца назад +2

    The Woody Allen impression aged like fine wine

  • @Scallywaag
    @Scallywaag 3 года назад +15

    My heart goes out to the guy who wanted to eat the dead man’s cake.

  • @alexandermone9827
    @alexandermone9827 4 года назад +45

    All people you dont have to read you have to lead

  • @MaZe741
    @MaZe741 4 года назад +16

    The whole scene just for the "Meeting adjourned" one-liner is just too close to reality

  • @setokaiba5364
    @setokaiba5364 4 года назад +15

    Where's The... Police Chief: In This Department, We Go By The Book!!
    Mcbain: *Shoots Book* BYE BOOK!!

  • @KingCrazyman2011
    @KingCrazyman2011 4 года назад +10

    What about this one?:
    "Time to put an end to that shutterbug..."
    "You promised me one day where you wouldn't swear revenge on someone."
    "Promise revoked..."

  • @MikeHesk742
    @MikeHesk742 3 года назад +2

    I love the subtle 80s action-movie style touches in the final clip, like everyone writhing and flailing around before he's even moved his gun in their direction

  • @DG_Haus
    @DG_Haus 4 года назад +19

    The salmon puff will always be my favourite moment

    • @ThinkingProblem
      @ThinkingProblem Год назад

      Mine is "On closer inspection, these are LOAFERS"

    • @DG_Haus
      @DG_Haus Год назад

      @@ThinkingProblem I have to say throughout my whole life when something has been a disappointment from looking good at a glance I've said to myself on closer inspection these appear to be loafers, that is a great one too.

  • @kevinprendiville9429
    @kevinprendiville9429 4 года назад +73

    Despite the recent controversy, I still think Rainier is one of the most likable guys in Hollywood.
    And with his investment in the youth, seen in his interaction with Milhouse, I still think he should be looked at as a role model.
    Critics might begrudge the fact that he was allegedly on Epstein's plane, but those kids probably enjoyed it, given Wolfcastle's celebrity.

    • @BWeManX
      @BWeManX Год назад +4

      Yeah most clients arranged to meet with the kids, but in this case the kids arranged to meet with Rainier

    • @ThinkingProblem
      @ThinkingProblem Год назад

      You guys are weird

    • @kimemia_maina
      @kimemia_maina Год назад

      Very

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 4 года назад +39

    "10 times more addictive than marijuana"
    I just caught that

    • @vincent21212
      @vincent21212 4 года назад +2

      they predicted spice

    • @vsenile5391
      @vsenile5391 4 года назад +5

      Can't live without my herbs and spices

    • @mosesberkowitz3298
      @mosesberkowitz3298 4 года назад +7

      Marijuana isn’t addictive.
      That’s the joke.

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 4 года назад +2

      @@mosesberkowitz3298 exactly. 10*0=0

    • @mymyrrah
      @mymyrrah 4 года назад +10

      Moses Berkowitz except it is

  • @super_slav91
    @super_slav91 Год назад +1

    Just noticed the boats name in the photo before MENDOZA!!!, live for ever hahaha

  • @daniilzadorozhnyy8950
    @daniilzadorozhnyy8950 4 года назад +16

    the band leader and his cop partner are both named Scoey

  • @NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown
    @NeedlesSweetToothKaneTheClown Месяц назад +1

    I swear, this whole time, I thought his name was McBain. Truly a stellar actor.

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 4 года назад +13

    Rainier: My son returns from a fancy east coast school and I'm horrified to discover he's a ner.
    Kent: Ha ha ha, I'm laughing already.
    Rainier: Its not a comedy.

  • @BladeRunner-td8be
    @BladeRunner-td8be 3 года назад +2

    "Remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied".

  • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
    @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 2 года назад +6

    Nobody in here is talking about how sensitive Rainier was to criticism. Not McBain, Rainier. Bart and Wiggum ruined that man's party. Yet you laugh. It took the doctors hours to repair his mighty broken heart, and you're laughing.

  • @dmblum1
    @dmblum1 4 года назад +5

    I have said this to many Reeses Peanut Butter Cups:
    Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.

  • @SquiddyyCat
    @SquiddyyCat 4 года назад +31

    He's the best

  • @Bixen_Bings
    @Bixen_Bings 3 года назад +7

    That guy is the best actor, especially in the Mendoza part

    • @panda8bear8butler
      @panda8bear8butler 2 года назад

      After the cop gets shot, he comes up with two pearlers “What is it?” And “You’re talking crazy!”. It’s only after he dies, McBain yells out Mendoza. The whole scene is bloody brilliant!

  • @tomdrawsstuffs6092
    @tomdrawsstuffs6092 3 года назад +6

    You can almost hear the VA laugh when he says “ice to see you”

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 3 года назад +9

    I would absolutely watch a feature length movie that's just a famous action hero in a comedy club making borderline anti-joke material and brutally executing all the hecklers and detractors after each joke

  • @cement8103
    @cement8103 4 года назад +7

    "za geeks vill inherit the earth" *impales dude with another dude*

  • @dannyg1812
    @dannyg1812 4 года назад +111

    ᗰEᑎᗪOᘔᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩ!

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 4 года назад +5

    "It's a pleasure to eat your lead, good sir."
    RIP James Lipton.

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 года назад +7

    * But McBain will return in "You have the right to remain dead" *

  • @Eroxi3
    @Eroxi3 4 года назад +7

    On closer inspection,
    These are loafers

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 года назад +8

    2:01
    So THAT'S where that "The goggles, they do nothing!" meme came from!

    • @chance20m
      @chance20m 4 года назад +4

      Hundreds of memes come from The Simpsons.

  • @RJKYEG
    @RJKYEG Год назад +5

    Rainer Wolfcastle's Woody Allen impression is a real zinger.

  • @f1nger605
    @f1nger605 4 года назад +11

    If this character had been added recently, he would be named "Marnold Mortzeneggar".

  • @Freshlydeliveredegg
    @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 года назад +8

    Rainier Wolfcastle is one of the best BIcons in the Simpsons

  • @nimaiiikun
    @nimaiiikun 4 года назад +15

    0:20 well well a big muscle bound nerd

  • @grumpycrumbles7360
    @grumpycrumbles7360 4 года назад +16

    5:21 Of course only a genius like Conan can produce a show/episode with such great jokes and characters!

  • @KevinHumble92
    @KevinHumble92 3 года назад +3

    “Let me get into character, okay im mcbain”

  • @PrinceArtorias
    @PrinceArtorias 4 года назад +10

    2:43 This was actually Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • @joshgellis3292
    @joshgellis3292 2 года назад +30

    That Rainer Wolfcastle commercial basically about HOT DOGS is so purely wholesome and funny considering the fictional company's stupidly-long name! 🤝

  • @MT-ek9te
    @MT-ek9te Месяц назад +2

    The geeks shall inherit the Earth...
    He's not wrong
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nhamp2000
      @Nhamp2000 Месяц назад

      What episode was that from? It looks like an older one, but I don't remember seeing it.

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 4 года назад +4

    Man,The stones on those hecklers ( 3:43 )...
    Good Woody Allen impression tho.