playing the worst battle royale games on the internet.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2020
  • I find and play some of the worst, most poorly made battle royale games on the internet, step aside Fortnite, your time is up. Who needs PUBG and Apex Legends when you have these groundbreaking rip-off titles?
    Twitter: / joeseppi_
    Discord: / discord
    Subscribe: / @joeseppi
    outro song by Jachael123.
    #brgames #battleroyale #fortnite
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  • @brandonalban182
    @brandonalban182 4 года назад +2250

    fallout 0.76

  • @the7569
    @the7569 3 года назад +820

    Those scratch games were adorable, I love when kids try to make stuff. It's so cute and you can tell they really tried

    • @the7569
      @the7569 2 года назад +12

      @WayRay007 no I know for a fact it wasnt

    • @sarventetheholynun3322
      @sarventetheholynun3322 2 года назад +4

      @@the7569 prove it

    • @furet9714
      @furet9714 2 года назад +60

      I love how everybody in the replies are just asking this guy to prove if the creator for the scratch game is not a 30 year old man even though scratch is literally mainly used by young kids.

    • @andresidk8282
      @andresidk8282 2 года назад +7

      @@furet9714 "everybody" is literally two people

    • @furet9714
      @furet9714 2 года назад +9

      @@andresidk8282 Well thank you i will correct myself

  • @nonamesorry7135
    @nonamesorry7135 2 года назад +1348

    No matter how bad these are, I love when children make things like these and post them, that might be the beginning of a life long passion for them, and I think giving people opportunities to show their hobbies and skills to others from a very young age is exactly what makes the internet so beautiful to me, no matter how shit people can be. It can be such a creative space, and I'm just glad I was born in the age of the internet.

    • @erikhumphrey7922
      @erikhumphrey7922 2 года назад +2

      I feel pity for you

    • @nonamesorry7135
      @nonamesorry7135 2 года назад +171

      @@erikhumphrey7922 for enjoying things? Then do lmao.

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 года назад +9

      as long as u stay anonymous

    • @user-zw6ri1ou3z
      @user-zw6ri1ou3z 2 года назад +1

      Sus

    • @iamjunkbot8634
      @iamjunkbot8634 2 года назад +38

      @@erikhumphrey7922 i started on scratch now i wouldnt really say professional but i can do almost every language and i have aced unity and unreal and even made my own OS (not linux based) made in assembly code and cpp

  • @codergirl6790
    @codergirl6790 2 года назад +106

    As an inactive "scratcher" myself, i can totally agree with what you said, it's very true.The first one you played is actually on the top list, and every time i see it i think 'How? how is it possible?' and i imagine i will never answer that question....Very funny, definitely gets a like from me
    🤣

    • @The_Arx
      @The_Arx Год назад +3

      I played that game way too much and the worst part is I imedeatly reconised the game on the thumbnail lol.

  • @TheRealiMTV
    @TheRealiMTV 3 года назад +3203

    ‘I don’t exactly know why a farmer would be in the middle of a battlefield’
    vietnam war intensifies

  • @That0ne_User
    @That0ne_User 3 года назад +3428

    "Parents Claim Fortnite Is As Addictive As Cocaine."
    how do you know that-?

    • @wesfooty3825
      @wesfooty3825 3 года назад +44

      Lmao

    • @thelightning158
      @thelightning158 3 года назад +121

      U are a fucking genius

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 года назад +214

      They know that because someone on Facebook said so and everyone on Facebook is trustworthy.

    • @opensourceis9996
      @opensourceis9996 3 года назад +16

      @@warpey5632 Yea

    • @shafkatctg760
      @shafkatctg760 3 года назад +37

      @@warpey5632 and somehow those facebook guys were correct.
      notin like giving crack cocaine to minorities via fortnite.

  • @JAKE102LOL
    @JAKE102LOL 10 месяцев назад +8

    0:01 when the legend was born

    • @Dja480
      @Dja480 2 месяца назад +1

      This isn’t his first video

  • @gaborpapp439
    @gaborpapp439 3 года назад +20

    13 years old me who is programming in scratch: my mission was a lie

  • @lorx9425
    @lorx9425 3 года назад +5656

    RUclips asked me to rate this video suggestion. You know I clicked life-changing and inspiring.

    • @Maxmaro
      @Maxmaro 3 года назад +158

      Every fucking time

    • @RyanIsOnYT
      @RyanIsOnYT 3 года назад +79

      Every fucking time

    • @beemo4
      @beemo4 3 года назад +65

      Every fucking time

    • @carolsnyman630
      @carolsnyman630 3 года назад +38

      @@beemo4 Every fucking time

    • @jinxx_z5125
      @jinxx_z5125 3 года назад +35

      Every fucking time

  • @somebodylikesbacon1960
    @somebodylikesbacon1960 3 года назад +385

    The thing about Scratch is you either find crap thrown together by a kid, or something actually impressive and took time. Sure, you're more likely to find crap then gold, but it is there. Not if you're looking for battle royale games, it's all crap fortnite rip offs.

    • @thisisaguy6613
      @thisisaguy6613 3 года назад +9

      I agree. you should check out cursed mansion cos it dissevered more love.

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 2 года назад +13

      Puzzle games on scratch seem to have the best quality-crap ratio

    • @Bluebatstar
      @Bluebatstar 2 года назад +1

      I'm been using that website for over 6 years now and you're 100% correct.

    • @mysingingmonstersfan1023
      @mysingingmonstersfan1023 Год назад +2

      @@LateTheIdiot jealous much?

    • @miggle2784
      @miggle2784 2 месяца назад

      @@LateTheIdiotyou cannot just say something and then claim it’s satire afterwards.

  • @quiteirishbutscottish
    @quiteirishbutscottish 2 года назад +9

    1:31 ngl this was pretty catchy

  • @crakes5381
    @crakes5381 2 года назад +15

    for the first game you need to press f to pick up weapons and enemies would eventually spawn. 3 years ago me and my friends played for 30 minutes at school. kinda funny that I played 3 of these games before I saw this video.

  • @jedisanjay
    @jedisanjay 3 года назад +1249

    Lmao, I made "The Battle Royale" on Scratch 😂😂. You were supposed to shift-click the green flag or else it will run super slow (basically what you played thru). Love the review tho 😂😂😂

    • @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas
      @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas 3 года назад +138

      Just commenting for extra visibility of this comment, don't mind me

    • @gwekk4692
      @gwekk4692 3 года назад +21

      @@imaginaoRUclipssoquecomarrobas same

    • @kaidenonbway
      @kaidenonbway 3 года назад +33

      Ay! What's good? I'm a scratcher too!

    • @banjofangirl3458
      @banjofangirl3458 3 года назад +14

      King

    • @illumililium
      @illumililium 3 года назад +26

      how were people supposed to know to shift click bro lol

  • @realism3179
    @realism3179 4 года назад +3844

    You are one of the funniest people I’ve seen, Hope your channel grows

    • @harrypotter5460
      @harrypotter5460 3 года назад +51

      It did grow

    • @liddall_man9373
      @liddall_man9373 3 года назад +31

      Yea, he's made me laugh the hardest in a while on the Monopoly in a Nutshell video when he says as well as a water works and a power company but who gives a shit about those because you cant build a hotel in a power plant. that image cracked me up so hard

    • @ChrisTopher-fo5vd
      @ChrisTopher-fo5vd 3 года назад

      YES THATS TRUTH

    • @ChrisTopher-fo5vd
      @ChrisTopher-fo5vd 3 года назад

      That's TRUTH

    • @slooshified_
      @slooshified_ 3 года назад +3

      Try tank fish his also a growing channel
      Warning:hes a fan of nhentai

  • @boogernosetv
    @boogernosetv 2 года назад +3

    You know this channel will grow like crazy! Great content!

  • @criplingrage724
    @criplingrage724 3 года назад +2

    The first battle royale that you showed one of my friends actually taught me how to change the code up a bit and give some OP weapons

  • @JohnSmith-jq2gz
    @JohnSmith-jq2gz 4 года назад +815

    if you're looking for a game to play you could always try RAID: Shadow Legends? Battle your way through a visually-stunning realistic fantasy RPG with hundreds of Champions from 16 playable factions.
    To save the world of Teleria, you will recruit its most legendary warriors from the forces of Light and Darkness. You must train them to fight together, mold them into living weapons, and assemble the greatest raiding party ever seen!

    • @Joeseppi
      @Joeseppi  4 года назад +262

      Ok epic, i’ll check it out. You should play Age of War, it’s a perfectly composed strategy game that merges numerous eras, allowing for groundbreaking historical battles as you try your hardest to defend your homestead. Also has an epic soundtrack too.

    • @papiaundreay9313
      @papiaundreay9313 4 года назад +50

      Wth this is just comment ad

    • @x_x999
      @x_x999 3 года назад +12

      @@papiaundreay9313 yeah 😂😂😂

    • @wimpwampwomp
      @wimpwampwomp 3 года назад +11

      @@Joeseppi You do realize that this guy is just parodying the ads

    • @ypuuh
      @ypuuh 3 года назад +9

      idk if this is a joke or an actual advertisement from a raid bot

  • @crowman9096
    @crowman9096 3 года назад +244

    "I don’t exactly know why a farmer would be in the middle of a battlefield"
    Yes because a salaryman in the middle of a battlefield makes more sense

  • @ShredScotland
    @ShredScotland Год назад +1

    The start of one was off the best and fuunniest youtubers ever, hope you keep growing

  • @Polaris5664
    @Polaris5664 3 года назад +3

    I remember making a decent (if poorly drawn.) Fnaf clone in scratch. This reminded me of how low scratch game quality could be.

  • @Donk898
    @Donk898 3 года назад +174

    6:54 he's actually in the army now

  • @swoze5462
    @swoze5462 4 года назад +326

    Jesus christ my g you deserve more subs honestly

    • @Simonsvide0s
      @Simonsvide0s 4 года назад +1

      Omg totally agree

    • @T110E4_Wanderer
      @T110E4_Wanderer 3 года назад +1

      its swozeeeeee

    • @user-oq3ls6tx6t
      @user-oq3ls6tx6t 3 года назад +1

      but why tho

    • @Aspect.04
      @Aspect.04 3 года назад

      I got 213 views on one video....... one of my best by 173 views uhhhhh yeah

    • @kapyness
      @kapyness 3 года назад

      @@Aspect.04 no one care

  • @alchemy5750
    @alchemy5750 2 года назад +75

    Fun fact: the first game ever that supposed to have "Battle Royale" was Dark Souls 3. In the 2015 alpha pre-release version, modders managed to find the remains of the mode that was supposed to be a large-scale online battle between many players. But knowing the servers of Dark Souls 3, it's kinda evident why the devs decided to completely remove the mode before officially publishing the game in 2016.

    • @misfit4816
      @misfit4816 2 года назад +9

      Division 1 BR and og minecraft hunger games.

    • @justsomerando6551
      @justsomerando6551 2 года назад +10

      You think the first battle royale was in 2015?

    • @noel_21
      @noel_21 2 года назад +12

      Bro games had "fight till one is left" gamemodes long before 2016.

    • @zio4590
      @zio4590 Год назад

      Look at Battle Royale in Wikipedia. There were many BR games before 2015.

  • @Boonetube27
    @Boonetube27 2 года назад +1

    I was literally thinking you were going to say scratch near the start, glad to know I’m still one step ahead.

  • @progamer-sv9op
    @progamer-sv9op 4 года назад +154

    4:03 killed me XD

  • @1q2w19
    @1q2w19 4 года назад +354

    underated you deserve more subs man

  • @pbuoni
    @pbuoni 3 года назад +2

    The first one brings back memories for me since when I was younger me and my friends would play it for fun since we couldn’t play anything else

  • @masterofthemotleycrew8179
    @masterofthemotleycrew8179 3 года назад +4

    It’s funny that I have played the first game featured here and was somehow confused that it didn’t work properly

  • @jordytownsend9808
    @jordytownsend9808 3 года назад +13

    6:54 wow that game has changed a lot, it used to be called iron survival. I've had it on USB for like 4 years

  • @gold4668
    @gold4668 3 года назад +58

    6:12 This one is literally a unity template

  • @EyJay..
    @EyJay.. Год назад +2

    I love that he hasn’t changed in like 3 years

  • @DoglinsShadow
    @DoglinsShadow 2 года назад +2

    Great video. But the real question is… did you manage to go back and beat the bots!?!

  • @christopherhamilton5207
    @christopherhamilton5207 3 года назад +84

    3:28 I remember playing this back then in school lol

  • @ReinBelmont
    @ReinBelmont 3 года назад +72

    "Parents claim fortnite is as addictive as cocaine"
    I'm more concerned that these parents know how addictive cocaine is

  • @tomoki812
    @tomoki812 2 года назад +8

    0:11 You forgot tetris 99

  • @avy8601
    @avy8601 2 года назад

    BRO HOW ARE YOU SO FUNNY I subbed cuz that Bill Gates-Raid Shadow legends thing was enough to spill my non-existent juice all over my pc

  • @Dwarfshark2000
    @Dwarfshark2000 3 года назад +6

    1:40 damn that song pretty good ngl. I like it

  • @benbrock3731
    @benbrock3731 3 года назад +38

    Joe: why would a farmer be on the battlefield?
    Me: *plot twist: they are Poland farmers*

  • @OriginalKeen
    @OriginalKeen 2 года назад +7

    9:10 whos gonna tell him that was a fake multiplayer ?

  • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
    @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 года назад +6

    Id actually be completely fine with a multiple hours long video of this XD

  • @KoolTimYT
    @KoolTimYT 3 года назад +14

    That thumbnail and title scared me lol
    Joking aside, this was a really good video. It cured my illness.

  • @monkecroissant819
    @monkecroissant819 3 года назад +8

    Joeseppi: Staem has rubbish games
    Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga: Am I a joke to you

  • @8bit_cat72
    @8bit_cat72 2 года назад +4

    3:00 I actully saw someone playing this unironically

  • @Wendy1178
    @Wendy1178 5 месяцев назад +2

    And thus, a legend was born.

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan 3 года назад +6

    1:25 I watched that YTP so many times that my brain just autocorrects half of this stuff.

  • @theravenwolfgaming5755
    @theravenwolfgaming5755 3 года назад +14

    "I don’t exactly know why a farmer would be in the middle of a battlefield"
    Welcome to the rice fields

  • @citieschilling
    @citieschilling 2 года назад +1

    My god I remember playing these games because I was trying to find something decent to get around the school firewall and play a game

  • @activeace365
    @activeace365 2 года назад

    4:35, it sounded like he couldnt even handle the sacastic bolux that you were just splurting out XD, tbf, I cant even make cubefield on the unity engine.

  • @giyd4052
    @giyd4052 3 года назад +34

    6:03 You pronunce Battle Royale so well that you legit sound like the Warzone voice over
    Edit: fuck I put a 2 where a 0 should be in.

  • @smugumin3448
    @smugumin3448 3 года назад +12

    ive actually played the first one before, got bored in school, decided to look for random things on scratch and found it 11/10 would recommend

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 2 года назад +7

    I really want to know what the animation at 2:37 is called because it honestly looks amazing

  • @BassicallyKiyash
    @BassicallyKiyash 2 года назад +1

    5:00 as someone who used to work on on scratch, this is impressive!

  • @ultro6904
    @ultro6904 4 года назад +19

    Honest to god i have no idea how u only have thousand subs because ur videos are videos that deserve millions of views and ur so good and making youtube videos

  • @bojanglesfries
    @bojanglesfries 3 года назад +17

    Scratch has one of the weirdest and most isolated communities on the internet

  • @nothx13
    @nothx13 3 года назад +1

    1:24 ngl this song is so catchy and always stuck on my head XD

  • @strangerguy9539
    @strangerguy9539 2 года назад

    Wraithismybestie:
    Ah yes, the only opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!

  • @Gapbrick
    @Gapbrick 3 года назад +3

    Jesus. You uploaded this video when you had around 600-700 subs. It's insane how your channel grew! Congratz!

  • @yooys90xd37
    @yooys90xd37 3 года назад +15

    1:04 huh you didn't see NOTHING! Wait until you try mobile games!

  • @venus_belle_8293
    @venus_belle_8293 2 года назад +1

    That intro song took me back😅😅

  • @Idengard
    @Idengard Год назад +1

    3:40 I love the dude stuck to the end of the barrel

  • @asifuzzaman21
    @asifuzzaman21 3 года назад +4

    You're gonna become a big channel one day. I enjoy your videos very much. Please never stop making them.

  • @link_farlands
    @link_farlands 3 года назад +5

    5:02 ok but why is the background music the lynel theme from legend of Zelda breath of the wild

  • @ilyjby4051
    @ilyjby4051 2 года назад +1

    I haven’t laughed this much at a yt video in so long this guy is hilarious

  • @Nabotoro
    @Nabotoro 2 года назад

    jesus christ, i havent laughed sincerely for weeks, i laughed enough to make my father worry lmfao this was some of the funniest shit i have come across this month

  • @harambezomb8373
    @harambezomb8373 3 года назад +13

    As a member of the scratch community, I can confirm that 95% of the projects are like this.

    • @harambezomb8373
      @harambezomb8373 2 года назад

      @@thesmileymask8355 I'm not saying all scratch projects are bad: there are plenty of good ones out there. Also, i've made a working camera, smooth scrolling engine, an RPG engine, and much more. /:

  • @astrochaos4182
    @astrochaos4182 3 года назад +9

    0:39
    At least TF2 is still there on the leaderboard

  • @paranixan
    @paranixan 2 года назад +1

    I swear to god one of the mods at RUclips HQ has a soft spot for this guy. His content is amazing holy shit
    Keep up the good work my dude

  • @shovel1367
    @shovel1367 2 года назад +1

    Kid: can I have battle Royale game
    Mom: we have battle Royale game at home
    battle Royale game at home:

  • @spoon9194
    @spoon9194 4 года назад +46

    Great vid as always👌🏻

  • @sliperyzz4684
    @sliperyzz4684 3 года назад +5

    6:23 i just can’t man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrBigbosshugo
    @MrBigbosshugo 2 года назад

    LOve ur videos man! im a recent subscriver and i can see that i will follow your for long years to come. Keep going!

  • @jedricbarlow3940
    @jedricbarlow3940 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just used Scratch to listen to good music cuz everything else like RUclips and Spotify were blocked at school.

  • @InterlacedTech
    @InterlacedTech 3 года назад +6

    5:56 The arabic legend Adel Emam 😂

  • @boxman_two3047
    @boxman_two3047 3 года назад +7

    This reminds me of the time where I payed money for fallout 76 a 2 days before I decided to get fallout 4. I started the game and instantly knew that it was infinitely better that the fall of 76

  • @reallyded
    @reallyded 2 года назад

    i watched this and my brain combined it with programming now i want to make a chaotic randomizer games

  • @traphouse9147
    @traphouse9147 2 года назад

    4:08 you have me dying inside and I can’t breath 😭

  • @craigfeirn5826
    @craigfeirn5826 3 года назад +44

    8:18 I thought he was gonna put something else

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 3 года назад +3

    I do feel this is slightly unfair because Scratch is a software meant for kids and teens.
    What you need to look at is the mobile gaming market.

  • @olderpig
    @olderpig 3 года назад +2

    MiniRoyale had an issue before where the game wouldn't end if you are the first place. It would just go on and you couldn't die. Glad to see they fixed it

  • @alex_theperson7064
    @alex_theperson7064 2 года назад +1

    Steam is like the Netflix of the gaming world. You have some really good stuff on there, but also really horrible stuff as well.

  • @aquagem4066
    @aquagem4066 3 года назад +5

    2:27 my brother in school be like

  • @PS4sos21
    @PS4sos21 3 года назад +4

    It looked like one of those games was actually a demo from unity. It looks like it hasn't even been modified. Its been a while since I thought about it, but it surely does look a lot like it. An asset flipper I think they're called. I KNOW i seen a few years ago someone else talk about the game. The game at around 07:30...

    • @woahscape
      @woahscape Год назад

      looks exactly like unturned

  • @themisunderstoodwolf
    @themisunderstoodwolf Год назад

    Please! Dude, you are by far my favorite s**t content creators on the internet. Please make another video of this! Big fan here mate

  • @31jks
    @31jks 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:01 a legend, memer, god, comedian, genius, gamer, prankster, content creator, reactor, human, organism, person, species, creator, sigma male, gigachad, and male was born.

  • @connerjones1174
    @connerjones1174 4 года назад +24

    Lul I played this like 2days ago lmao

  • @pianodna-james3147
    @pianodna-james3147 3 года назад +3

    I created a top-down shooter game after 5 hours of total coding, I was proud then, now I just see people after several thousand hours of coding, the games are intense, and one of them is a game that lets you create a game, like Super Mario maker, but scratch version

  • @blockybean8967
    @blockybean8967 2 года назад +1

    5:07 When a scratch game made by some random guy has less bugs than a multi-million dollar game

  • @phloxJPEG
    @phloxJPEG 3 года назад

    Joeseppi:omae wa mu shinderu
    The Internet:NANI

  • @lkeld
    @lkeld 3 года назад +5

    The sad thing is. I used to play this in class all the time 😂😂

  • @shaydawn7376
    @shaydawn7376 3 года назад +5

    The instructions seemed pretty clear to me, transparent even.

  • @satoshi_SR
    @satoshi_SR 2 года назад

    Me: What does "PUBG" in "PUBG Battlegrounds" stand for?
    My Brain: "PlayerUnkown's Battlegrounds Battlegrounds"

  • @brunswickgaming
    @brunswickgaming 5 месяцев назад +2

    The birth of a legend

  • @therealdeadend
    @therealdeadend 3 года назад +7

    Me: *sees this*
    Also me: oh no. oh NOO-

  • @Maddiedoggie
    @Maddiedoggie 3 года назад +10

    T.R.E.V.O.R First Story looks promising.

  • @cheeseplease3404
    @cheeseplease3404 2 года назад

    “I don’t why trees a farmer”
    He just rapidly spits out bits of wheat

  • @user.who137
    @user.who137 2 года назад +1

    Shameless shout out but maze maniacs on scratch is the most INTENSIVE HARDCORE
    maze game ever played.

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 3 года назад +4

    Yooooo so I remember playing this shitty Unturned clone on my phone when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure the person who made that also made that 3d battle royale game, as the character select screen was the same, just with the soldier replaced by a cop. I feel like I have nostalgia for the wrong things.

  • @ultro6904
    @ultro6904 4 года назад +14

    imma join ur discord bro

  • @_roxy_4801
    @_roxy_4801 2 года назад

    1:50 after years there is still things I didn't know you can do in Red Dead Redemption 2
    and now I have to know how to do it

  • @PurpleDoople
    @PurpleDoople 3 года назад +3

    Glad to see griffpatch gettig recognition. He’s a great coder.