The Florida Man Diaries
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- From the vast number of strange news headlines, the bizarre crimes, or the outlandish acts, we take a deep look into the 'Florida Man' and the stories that come off the back off them.
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"Florida man throws baby at deputies after high-speed chase" is a real one from a few days ago 0_0
That some shid
I hope that baby won't grow up to become a Florida man because of that accident
ye ik that one lol
@@Noorboomboomshakalakaboom maybe if it survived
Pretty sure that was a Florida woman from like 2 months ago
Bro... You definitely should have shown:
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal."
Thats not a florida man, thats average dog owner
@@danitron8317 my friend is a dog owner and after i told him i was studying biology, he shot me in the knees with a spas-12 and then forced me to make his dog immortal despite the fact that i'm still in middle school
@@jockeyfield1954 i mean thats completly reasonable
@@jockeyfield1954 I would have done the same...
@@jockeyfield1954 Kind of selfish to ask that, especially since the dog might get hurt, it will probably go blind and death and be really hurt, u would die and it would be alone to suffer for eternity, even if its blown up it will keep suffering, i would not wish immortality to my worst enemy , unless they stay the same age forever but even then it would feel so horrible when all its owners would die over and over
There was a town near my university named Noble so we’d always see “Noble man arrested for…” in the newspaper.
"noble man arrested for arson"
What I love about the Florida Man meme is that it sounds like the same guy every time, like some kind of weird superhero
Clearly a supervillain. Or an antihero at best.
r/FloridaMan: Yes
superweirdo
@@daithiocinnsealach1982 deadpool
@@sternnormal4264 Maybe Joker
I can relate to being a bit of a prankster too. Like that time I flashbanged a bunch of minimum wage McDonald's employees, Classic!
We do a bit of trolling
yo
Hah! Classic martinciropants
Can you bring the ouagadougu back to kerbin?
Ahh, goofy frog man as always
I remember hearing that the reason why there are so many "Florida Man" stories from Florida is because the state has really good disclosure laws that allow info about wild events to both be put into public record quickly and easy to look up and access. In truth plenty of states have people doing "florida man" tier escapades but for some reason in particular it's harder for people out of state to find out about those than those of the true "florida men."
🤓
Yea if California/nyc had those same laws they would be seen as much worse, Florida has crazy people but those places have crazy societies as a whole, still mostly civilized here atleast
@@ChickenJoe-tq6xdI mean, floridas the only place I can find flag waving Nazis at the happiest place on earth
@@Log_out21-1 bro, you have a Roblox manface bad piggy pfp, don't come up with the 🤓
Florida is basically one giant GTA server
and the citzens are just ai
Ive never heard a more accurate description.
Then we can say that the Florida Man is just a hacker that gets in the server to spawnkill.
Wow, this comment is so original.
@@samzoguthecommenter8239 maybe just has a weirdly high k/d ratio
I once saw a article saying that "Florida man broke into neighbors home to cook breakfast telling them to go to sleep"
that literally had me laughing out loud
Was the food for the neighbor, cause in that case, that's pretty dang nice for a stanger who knowswhere you live.
@@auliamate No.
What a gentleman
i remember seeing this on my tv and just thought “again?”
and he brought the food himself, like he only broke into the house to use the stove lol
The random "Bush's baked beans" at 1:15 got me dying
"The alligator is a deadly weapon." - The police forces.
lol
It looks like the police are now going to make alligator guns
@@antonyluna1442 yep
no shit sherlock
So are the herpes monkeys
From what I understand, Florida has very transparent access to criminal records, so it's easy for anyone to just find the crazy shit that happens
I mean, I guess it's a good thing, most of the noticeable cases are funnier than fear-inducing.
Yep (but logic is too hard for people)
r u a florida man trying to defend florida?
I went to Disney 24 hours before Irma made landfall
Then went to lunch 3 hours before it hit.
@@fletchous444 Dude...
I love the florida man feeding the gators bagels and calling them a "Good Boy", weirdly wholesome but sad that they arrested him
Probably unhealthy for the gator
“Florida man literally to angry to die” how could you miss this classic
well...*too angry to die
The Doin guy is from Florida confirmed
Tryndamere?
Doom and Florida just go together so well :)
“He’s a good boy… he loves bagels” muh heart
Damn man they should have just let him keep it at that point
@@pencilcase8068 it is quite sad, merry Christmas btw
That good boi likes good food.
On Halloween of this year, my neighbors 14 or so were chasing each other on bikes. One was holding a mannequin with a wig on it and the other was chasing it shouting “ give me back my wife” this lasted two hours or so.
Dafauq
My all time favorite headline will always be “ Florida man caught attempting to rob a bank after paying $500 dollars to a ‘wizard’ to make him invisible”
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wizard is a 5 Exlixr card from the hit mobile game clash royale which can summon fire balls from his hands.
MERASMUS!!!
@@iwillhealyou...butlater3643 İ WİLL ELİMİNATE MERASMUS FOR LYİNG TO ME AND STEALİNG MY MONEY!
Wizard skipped town
My favourite is probably a headline that said something like "Florida man arrested again for RKOing an alligator"
Florida man get shot while drunk, forget he was shot, walk away as if nothing happened.
Also Florida have based DaSantis
He did it again
Do it again
He's gonna bring home that belt every year.
The gator beater he’s quite a boss
Love how the man wasn't charged for potentially harming that living weapon who was likely scared to death.
Fun Fact: Florida is literally a gun state, it is shaped like an actual gun.
No Wonder its in America
And it's only the lower receiver too, totally in Florida Man's MO to rob a Waffle House with only the grip and trigger guard of a gun.
No it's not. It's America' s Wang because it's shaped like a wang.
I always heard it was America's wang.
Gunshine state 😈
Some people say that Florida Man is stupid, but not me. He’s out there accomplishing his dreams, no matter how odd they might seem.
I also had the same dream of dashing alligators at workers in Wendy's.
I saw a video of a crackhead running buck naked down the road and managing to keep pace with a truck going around thirthy or forty miles per hour. I am now convinced that crack has the power to turn you into a superhero.
"My goals are beyond your understanding"
@@yanfei7782 That might be the scariest story I've heard in a while
@@Tururu134 Crack is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
This whole channel is pure GOLD 🤣
a few years ago in Chicago, we had an alligator show up in a pond in a park. It was a Florida man who took the alligator, and he went to Florida to live with other alligators. Some are good. The alligator was named Chance the Snapper btw.
That must have been quite the stir for the locals! An alligator in Chicago!
lmaoo i remember seeing that story while visiting my grandma in chicago, ironically enough im from florida too
"chance the snapper"
Gold
🤠
Chicago’s wildlife is way more dangerous than Florida’s
Him singing the national anthem of the Usa is true perfection.
its metal sonic
It makes it better that he's bri ish
@@0.082Ranvierbogumu you see there is no t in it beacuse they drank it all
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED THROUGH THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING
Holy shit, the likes here absolutely destroy my 200 like count from my previous record holder
my favorite headline of all time is "Florida man breaks into house shaves the cats head and leave without stealing anything."
The best Florida man headline of all time is "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target."
@@oled.3217 If it's not real, make it real
@@Exc4Iibur hol' up
@@oled.3217 No no, this is real, I've actually seen this a while ago, not recent. As a man of Florida i can confirm
I mean Olaf do be kinda thick, I can somewhat see what the Florida man was thinking
@@AirventOS damn it...
*zips pants back up*
Had me dying. I'm embarrassed to say I fully believed you when you said the gun attack on the hurricane worked.
me too man, me too.
me too bro
Yes
Well, Florida man would actually be able to do it. Sadly he wasnt there on time
I imagined some guys in sunglasses saying hell yeah and chug a few cold ones.
Apparently there's a law in Florida that allows crime information to be available to the public very easily. That's why there's so many wild crime headlines from there specifically.
Imagine being in the final hours of your shitty shift and you’re just like “one more order and I’m clocking out”…only to have that last dude throw an alligator at you😂😂
I mean she headed out lol
It's only 3 foot what's it gonna do? Just feed it chips and ya got a free pet
@@rigr5940 I'm not sure about this but younglings tend to eat most things, even a human
@@neptune4200 3 feet isn't big enough to kill but hurt is pretty easy
@@contentthemaker yes, I just mean that smaller ones have higher chances of hurting someone
Man feeding wild alligator: "he's a good boy and loves bagels"
I will never get over how funny that headline is
How dare the police infringe on his rights!
I love that strictly speaking this stuff happens in every state, Florida is just the most transparent about it 😂
Sunshine laws baby
This implies that florida is the U.S's true form
Florida has a law requiring that anytime someone gets arrested they have to officially report it
News article on Florida men be like:
Florida man gets a pet crocodile and floods a whole town for a ‘suitable home’ for crocodile
Yeah, basically
I'll hyucking do it again
Considering how susceptable Florida is to flooding, I don't even think he needs to do it himself
He really wants the croccy to have a good time
@@pencilcase8068 indeed
im convinced that when you cross the border into Florida, youre actually crossing into another dimension, theres just too many insane things that happen there, it cant possibly be of this world
it's like crossing into pvp enabled zone in minecraft server
As a floridian,you are correct
I was born and raised in Florida, and I can in fact confirm this is true. Why else would it be so fucking hot here. The equator? Nope. We're closer to the sun than Earth.
8:42 that's the curancy of Florida so I don't know why he got charged with a crime
As a Florida resident I can confirm I just had to pay 2 infant alligators for a coffee
As a dude that grew up in Florida, seeing somebody do weird shit is like a daily occurrence to the point that it isn't weird anymore
“Record-breaking hurricane. Not good.”
*The more you know*
The More you live
The more you live
@@masnidebelicrnac copyed reply
@@namt6 I thought you started a chain xd
@@masnidebelicrnac no
7:56 that went from 0 to 100 real fast
I think the real reason for the “Florida man” is that in Florida its really easy to obtain arrest records so there’s less of a hassle than anywhere else
Exactly. The sunshine laws makes it pretty much 100% open records
The real reason why we have so many weird stories from Florida is because they have transparent public records that can be easily consulted by memelords who want to make memes about those stories
Fun fact: Part of the reason there are so many Florida man stories is because Florida has a law that allows the publication of certain court cases that aren’t public in other states, meaning that Florida could not be the only “Florida”
Lol spoken like a true Floridian. 🤣 Your reputation is permanently tarnished (and not without at least some amount of justifiable cause either, law differences or not). Just accept, own, and revel in it already. 🤷
“There were headlines with the scaly bastards… AND the alligators”
This guy is a genius
The reason it‘s such a phenomenon is because in florida, these cases have to be made public by law. Same shit happens everywhere, we just hear about it from florida because media scour those records.
Bs I’ve been in Florida a lot., it’s a drug riddled fever dream
@@zacheray dont worry bud, let me buy you some tickets to san francisco
@@StrayKev lmao San Francisco has waaayyyy less crime and drugs than the big Florida cities😂😂
@@zacheray you've never been to Detroit.
@@fmgmack I’ve lived in Jacksonville for my entire life, and the first time I had a car stolen was when I took a trip to Seattle
This dude is brilliant, so much effort and comedy in these vids, have watched them all and now I need a lie down
9:16 let the good boy have his bagles
“He’s a good boy, he likes bagels” ☺️ I can relate, my pet gator loves bagels also
Bet they also like to eat beagles
He also likes my arm
Never watched this channel before but you definitely got a new sub ! , info is fire , presented well, and that outro song is just brilliant 🔥🔥🔥‼️
"he's a good boy...and loved bagels" I lol'd so goddamn hard at that. I love Florida
Fun fact: I live in Florida and it’s just that they’re more open about sharing the news than other places. This stuff happens all over the US, Florida is the only place that decides to share that stuff.
'Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from.'
-An actual news artical
And niw he is a registered seggx offender. Bug dummy! 🤦🏽🤷🏽
I want to see a fight between Florida man vs. Russian man vs. Brazil man.
It would be the ultimate showdown
Florida man will easily win this no doubt
@@PTS-Maid florida man slaps mid dif
We missing Australia man
We be missing Asian parent with the slipper
Finally, The return of the legend
Come on you should just expect uploads to be most likely a month apart
My favorite Florida Man headline is "Florida teen arrested for rko'ing an alligator again"
The entire state of Florida scares me down to the fucking bone.
It's not that bad. Or at least where I live it isnt.
@stinky rat that’s what I’m saying. I lived in Clearwater for the first 20 years of my life, and I can list a whole bunch of crazy shit that’s happened in just Clearwater alone.
@@dhdhdjebddyehwheurdududj1261 i live where 2 of them happed
It's no different then amy other state. The only difference is Florida has very transparent criminal records that anyone can just go through at anytime and find crazy shit. Most other states hide them.
as we should, lol
Florida man here, One of the reasons why we have headlines like that is due to our “sunshine law”. Basically, all arrests HAVE to be documented and shown, as to prevent hiding false arrests and the like.
I remember Irma by the time it reached lake city it was heavy rain, lots of it but the wind wasn't horrible of course it barely clipped us.
I live in Florida and it’s not how everyone says it is, it’s actually pretty normal... well I guess I can’t really know for sure I never left.
@LTSam I had to get rid of him, he tried to bite me for Christ’s sakes I mean what kind of alligator does that? Plus he picked up his cocaine habit AGAIN after the 5th time we rehabilitated him. So instead I got a rattlesnake as my new buddy and he’s great so far. He’s much less impulsive, he gives great hugs, and he can play maracas!
With the events happening in the rest of America, Florida is the most normal one here.
Spoken like a Tru Florida Man.. We Florida men ask the timeless question, does anywhere else exist?! If so why would I want to go there when Florida is all I need!!!
"Maybe it's the extreme heat, something in the water, or some exotic bug carrying a pathogen...or maybe it runs deeper politically."
As someone who lives in Florida, I can assure you that it's definitely all four of these.
the "Something in the water" is referring to the gators right?
Florida Man Tries to Use Manatee as a Jet Ski, Gets Stuck in Shallow Water
As a person who lived in FL I can confirm that the Florida man deserves its own video and that these stories are all true.
Imagine moving to Florida from Europe, eager to start your new life. You then leave the airport and see some guy wrestling an alligator
This is what they came for 😅
I live in Florida, while the last hurricane was raging through our town, the local BBQ restaurant had a "hurricane deal". So of course we drove through the hurricane to get some BBQ...
Florida man: *exists*
Me: _We could make an scp out of this_
i was just thinking the same man. he could be an anomaly that escaped the scp.
"florida man escapes the scp foundation after choke-slamming scp-682"
@@jockeyfield1954 i mean, close enough to alligator. Both are funny lizards
"Florida man kill scientist because he hates the color white and they were wearing white"
@@jockeyfield1954 729-J
I’m a Florida man myself and the memes are true lol
Name checks out
How many alligators do you see daily
@@averagebotwenjoyer5107 767
For real
I once saw a bear in the back seat of someone's car here. It seemed calm enough.
As a Floridian. This is a pretty accurate description of the state. We drank beers and grilled burgers on the patio while Irma rolled through town. Then I sat and played Minecraft overnight during the Hurricane. Irma was weak sauce by the time it made it’s way to central FL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I literally just saw a headline of a dude convicted of murder in florida that escaped prison in 26 seconds
These florida dudes are beyond comprehension.
Prison Escape Murder% Glitchless WR 26.83
@@scuderiasimp lmao
They have acended the human race
What, that character from Springfield who was about ready to die in the electric chair? Didn't he fly into power lines right after?
The one about the alligator being a good boi and loving bagels made a tear form in my eye
Hurricane Ian watched this video and wanted to tell his hurricane friends.
Looks like they went in a carpool to pool cars... gonna have to watch for aggressive residents.
Florida man: throws 3ft alligator in Wendy's window. Also Florida man: We do a little trolling
My grandfather once said, “Florida is the place that god created when he ran out of energy.”
This is the problem. This is the issue with too many people thinking freedom is "Ability to do anything you want". No. That is not freedom. That is chaos. Freedom is limitations.
Florida man: *shoots 50. Cal at irma*
50. Cal: *UNO REVERSE*
This is just what I needed after an extremely hard day. Thanks joeseppi.
Oh I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope you have a better day tomorrow
When Donald Trump says "record breaking hurricane not good", you know you have to believe it
Absolutely not good
Florida man kisses alligator and shouts "its a good wife"
*proceeds to mate with alligator
As a person who moved to Florida recently, i hope i can find the legendary Florida man
Good luck
Your gonna need it
I've got news for you... You are now Florida Man. One of us, one of us!
“It’s free real estate.”
Andrew Jackson looking at the Eastern United States Map.
As a Floridan this video offends me, now I’m going to go back to riding my hurricane with my wife (who’s my sister) and eating my aligator tacos
you clearly arent from florida, because anyone who has ridden a hurricane knows they only have one seat 🙄
@@888ocho His wife (Sister) could’ve sat on him.
@@terrylap6132 damn i didnt think of that and by sister you do mean mom right?
@@888ocho Oh of course, an oversight by my part.
There's supposed to be a real case of a little girl on her pony, riding in a tornado and being gently put down on a grassy hill... And the Pony was fine, too. The story is set in the 1950s, IIRC. ... No idea how real it is, though.
7:50 the worse thing that Florida man did was the fact he ordered nothing but a DRINK
who the hell just orders a drink
The best part about Florida is that NASA decided to launch their rockets here. You hear that there is. A rocket launch next Tuesday or smth and you can see it from over 100 miles away.
If he was a Florida man he would of killed it 9:24
texans have a "skill issue"
Florida is the only US state I've been to, I can confirm it's pretty wack.
Florida has nothing to with it. It is all of America that is wack. Trust an American.
Nah just America is just strange.
Never. Come. Back.
We don’t have swamps, it’s wet grasslands in the Everglades
Hey jeoseppi,
I want to say you that you are the best and most underrated RUclipsr.
9:52
POV: Healing in video games
Talks about America: Uses kilometers
The Florida man: .....................
There is a gator themed amusement park in Florida, and it is called Gator land
Source: I went there 4 months ago
I’d always see signs for it on the way to WDW or universal.
5:42 area 51 flashbacks
As a native Floridian, most of us are a Lil crazy.
I think it's the heat and humidity, plus, the alligators....
Don't blame the gators, just stop having sex with them!
When I was a kid my family used to have a condo rental in Florida near Orlando that we went to a few times, and when you get home at night all you could see were hundreds of eyes in the distance.
Not sure how many where alligators and how many where Florida men in waiting now that I look back on the place.
5:05 The most American thing I’ve heard 😂
Man tried to air bend with bullets but then the air bent his bullets.
4:34 American moment
Florida Men arrested for, reportedly, wielding alligators as swords in a deadly battle.
I swear if weirdmageddon occured in Florida then no one would bat an eye.
TFW "Florida man accused of exposing himself" (10:43) is the most normal of all these headlines...
3:56 what they gonna do? Go on war with the wind?
Edit: OHWAITNO
You forgot Florida man tries to warn police about war between aliens and dragons
8:30 we do a little trolling hehe
5:00 This is one of the most american thing I have ever heard.
Greetings from Polk County, Florida
-Florida Man
I am a descendant of thou florida man (my grandpa) I have some stories too.
1. My grandpa tackled a shark.("it wasn't that big"- grandpa)
2. THIS ONE IS VERY VERY WEIRD. He went on a walk during hurricane irma and did his business in the direction of the hurricane.(the power of the wind made IT splash back)
3.he found a venomous snake under his house, he let it be for a couple months,it had babys and went INTO the house. He picked her up (no gloves) and threw it out
If you want i have more stories on this fascinating man...