Chess in a Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2020
- Want to know how to play chess? From the basics of Chess, to the tactics and rules, as well as the recent Twitch Pogchamps Tournament and Chess.com, we explore the game that is chess. Chess is a two-player strategy board game played on a checkered board with 64 squares arranged in an 8×8 square grid.
don't take this seriously.
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chess pog
edited because i was not the same man 2 years ago , astaghfirullah
nice try
I now know how to play!! Thx.
Lol
yes🙂
Are checkmates just like the meme
"to be continued" since the game stops and you dont see the king get utterly killed
essentially, yes.
How do I unthink this
Well, "Checkmate" is a way to say that the king is already dead, so, we could see a TV show called "1000 ways to die - King Chess edition" :v
@@CarassiusAu
Oh no, now I see it!
@@nicolasleonnarino3159 Checkmate requiem
“Castling gives off the illusion that you know what you’re doing”
Truer words have not been spoken.
Always castle early, or some bitch will come and fork a rook and a queen with a knight, you will cry, you will be in pain
@@manaspradhan8041 But one more move would put my night on such a good outpost😢
@@manaspradhan8041 or they go the other way around and checkmate you
Whenever I have no idea what the fuck to do I just castle. Works every time. Well, almost every time. Well, not very much actually. Well, ok I'll just stop beating myself up about it.
This guy is good hahaha 😆😂
Yup, that pretty much sums it up 🤔
bit late
hi
Great
Who ARE you?
@chess official channel?
Losing chess against people from other nations feels like I’ve made a fool out of my entire nation
I was in Malaysia where some guy at the guesthouse I was staying in wanted to play chess against people from all different countries. I have to say I didn't really represent the US that well.
@@troodon1096Embarassing
French people losing to Germans
nope not me, I hate losing. Winning feels like their nation picked the wrong guy.
They lose: Oh they made the nation look bad.
I lose: Oh I look bad.
I'm Swiss, I don't play.
If you want to look really intelligent you queenside castle.
don't forget to tuck your king, fianchetto, and make a bunch of random knight moves to look like you know what you're doing
@@fishecake2794 *Yes Frank, it is called rerouting my knight, like know what I am doing, you don't need to tell me* (hangs knight next move)
@@giannisr.7733 "i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
*botez gambits*
Lol im also chess champion, and was twice
Just don‘t move either king or rook to the wrong square
Me: *moves my piece*
A randomass Bishop who's been standing in the same place for the past 50 turns: *Bonjour*
Bishop on the other end of the board: "I am speed"
@@miguelpereira9859
Me destroying my opponent with my queen: *I AM INVINCIBLE*
😭😭😂
Sniper bishops are poggers
@@suezuccati304yep
"Me and the horse have a lot in common. Every time we move, it always results in an L"
Truer words have never been spoken
1:23 Can we just appreciate how he edited the reflection of the board to appear on his glasses
or hes actually looking at one
Or it's a stock image of looking at a chessboard
@@meemtiem1273 The chess board has pinkish background so I think it’s rather the Pogchamps tournament edited onto the glasses’ lens
Clearly, Magnus Carlson is only considered the world's best chess player because he never had to face an Indian man passing his time on the bus playing chess in his phone.
the true ultimate player
perhaps magma carton IS the indian man
@@WaterDroplet02 just replied to say I played against an indian man named Cagnus Marlsen, my day is horrible and my elo is even worse
i love magnet carpet
@@Joeseppi indeed, mignon cuisine is one of the best players out there
*Does castling*
"I'm something of a grandmaster myself"
😂😂
*does en passant*
I'm the OG International Grand Master Wizard Dragon Slayer
Wins a game against a bot on easy mode: I am pro
So true
More like when you do en passant
My man forgot the rage you get when you accidentally get stalemate.
Stalemate is the fucking worst
Can we just acknowledge the fact that he moves the black pieces first? (3:45)
That’s probably why white won
Dude imagine the creator was losing and he just said “Actually the queen could move wherever so “
Lol this one's good
He just casted an UNO reverse to the guy who would later beat him.
Trivia time¡
The queen as a chess piece was only introduced centuries after the game was created and replaced a much lamer piece known as the advisor
@@ADAJ342 what did the advisor do!
@@koldfusion3742 ,the same as the bishop but could only move one square on each turn.
The bishop also served as a replacement.
In the thumbnail, white won cause black didn’t have a king.
True
Big brain i never noticed that 😳
Like in real life?
@@midge_gender_solek3314 course not it’s impossible to get that many queens cause you wouldn’t even have enough pawns but, yes white would’ve won cause black wouldn’t have a king
@@zacharykerr7973 I meant colonialism
Just imagine chess with voice chat that would be a nightmare. 4:58
YOU LOST YOUR KNIGHT YOU LITTLE CUCKLORD
“The only game where you can kill the queen with a horse” hits different now
Ikr
Ong
"Castling gives off the illusion that you somewhat know what you are doing"
Damn, I really felt that.
It’s so fucking true too
When in doubt, *castle*
Small brain move that makes you look big brain
I made it one thousand congrats
@@jitendradutta2374 n o
This made me realise why the queen's still alive and why all kings don't last very long
the queen just teleports around england
when england's in danger, the queen teleports and slits the throat of whoever is causing the threat.
@@vinkhe861 unless it's a horse
@@vinkhe861 MADE IN HEAVEN
@@abeingfrom10thdimension55 korega Made in Heaven da
3:05 this hasn't aged well
Painfully correct
That is exactly what I said
@@chaosmaster7476 But Did the Horse Killed the queen??
"The bishop will come steaming from the other side of the board the second you stop paying attention" is the most accurate description of the bishop I've heard.
Bishop from 8 squares away pinning the pawn thats protecting my rook: 🗿🍷
The horse taking an L is disgustingly accurate
The knight hands out Ls more often with those sneaky forks.
What does that even mean?
@@sahildhama6315 L means loser I think
@@sahildhama6315 If you were asking about the fork, it's when a piece threatens 2 pieces in the same time, which means the opponent is forced to sacrifice one of the involved pieces to save the other.
As for being sneaky, it's quite difficult for a beginner to predict the pathing of a horse (mainly due to carelessness) and by such to prevent a fork.
I am indian bro chess is invented in india so it's in our dna blood
The Indian dudes just have better gaming chairs man dont worry about it.
We sit on the floor with legs crossed.
@@prajwalbharambe343 that's a darn good gaming chair
@death skull1897 Yeah the seats of our buses are so good that they’re always occupied
I thought they just wear gaming socks
@Rritobak Dutta I do that, whenever I watch videos or play Games
2:28 This is the most relatable thing I never heard about chess until now.
“Then theres the queen. This betch cn literally go”
“*W H E R E V E R T H E F O O K S H E L I K E S*”
had me rolling😂😂😂
FR though.
The accent makes it way more funny.
@@F-35BLightningII so true
The funny thing is, chess was invented in India. They literally have it running through their veins.
As Indian, Can confirm.
russia and india are powerhouse of chess. although russia has more powerful players chess was invented in india
Yes. Indians and Russians have an absurd tradition on chess.
Am indian, am shit at chess
@@obj_obj same lol
"this bastard moves diagonally"
-Joeseppi, 2020
*slaps piece*
“This bitch moves where the fuck she likes.”
@@neoupath8823 😂😂😂😂
@@ardaali8253 "fok"
How i call each chess piece:
Pawn: the normal one
Rook: Castle
Bishop: sniper (they literally come at you from the other side of the board)
Knight: horse
Queen: overpowered
King: the weak but must protect one
Seems accurate
killing the queen joke at 3:05 did not age well
Just wanted to say that
I'm the Indian whose going to disappoint the country.
Me too!
Lol, not gonna lie im decent but there is probably millions of people better than me
Am with you mate
I mean I'm ok ok Relatively Speaking My friends all pass their time playing free fire and stuff I'm Vishwanathan Anand Compared to them what can I say lol
@@Sumirevins I get u man
even my friends are mostly hogging over free fire
while im hogging my time
wondering what to do
“Only game that allows you to kill the Queen with a horse” - priceless
He’s forgetting real life
I mean the lawn can also take the queen sooooo
Too bad that doesn’t work in real life
clash royale. i think you can do it there too.
@@seon41 clash of clans
2:57 Technically, there is also a stale mate, which is similar to a checkmate. The only difference is that in stalemate, that king isn't in check
2:13 I remember when I was in a chess club and the instructor or whoever that supervisor was didn't allow me to perform this with two hands.
yea u can't do it with two hands because in tournaments the piece u touch is the piece u have to move u can't change hence u have to it with the king
Forgot to mention british people are extremely good at chess cuz their queen is immortal
Edit: this didn't age well
Lol true
@@calindarul and America lost both towers (9/11 terrorist attack reference)
@@oscarlockard1965 no need to explain it mate
@@oscarlockard1965 Some day, 9/11 may be considered as obscure knowledge on the internet. But today is not that day.
Hehehehhe
the smart kid wondering how he’s losing at chess: 😰
me, eating the pieces when he’s not looking: ☺️
Then he goes to court and Sue's you for cheating in the championships and destroying his property because if hes smart he knows his laws
@@uishaggy8552 but he’s not looking tho so he doesn’t know that
Then he looks back too quick ans sees you absorb the entire board
yum
Eating
4:34 electric light orchestra
Mr blue sky
3:56 the user name💀
4:24 An an indian chess player i can confirm that this is indeed how we defeated the bri'sh
+1
🤣
Lol
Agreed
Agreed
200th like
Me: learns en passant
Also me: I think I'm ready to defeat Magnus Carlsen
I know this is 6 months old but! Is “En passant” an English (as in the language) saying???
@@NatLaS "En passant" is french language. The english translation of en passant is "in passing".
@@physicsisawesome696 I know, but I thought it would be weird to randomly throw French in there so I thought it was an actual saying ahah
@@NatLaS there's a lot of French words/phrases used in every language lol
@@solus8685 True ahah I just found it weird that I had never heard of this one which, in hindisght, is silly
Joke with queen and horse didn't age well...
Rooks are really useful when chess concerns an extra 2 dimensions and multiverse time travel.
As a French guy, I can confirm people at jealous of me for doing en passant
Do you try the French Defence? I heard German players have a tactic against that called BLITZKRIEG
@@zaaxi7424 Yes but you can use "Napoleon took Berlin in 6 days" to counter that !
South east asian here, we use guerilla warfare tactics in our chess. We don't have any pawns, well they think that we don't have any pawns. One second, they think they're safe there and then suddenly, boom the jungle starts speaking.
@@LeeKuanYew_ You can only do that if germany isn't allied with russia and they activate their winter card. One of the most op defensive tactic ever, the devs need to nerf it.
@@LeeKuanYew_ But there's an opening trap in that system called _french surrender in six weeks_
The queen basically has an assault rifle concealed in her purse in this game
@@3_smh_3 LMFAO
No, it's more like the queen is on roller skates. Literally EVERY piece has a 100% kill chance of any other piece it attacks, their limitation is all merely one of mobility.
@@3_smh_3 After losing their two towers, everyone has an assault rifle..
Correction she has an enderpearl
@@3_smh_3 LOL
5:18 I feel called out. I've 5'7, wear glasses, have terrible posture, etc.
3:03 that is way more realistic now
Magnum Carlos is good and all, but can he beat the Indian guy on the bus. No? That's what I thought
indian bus chess man is the ultimate warrior
Best part is he actually had to beat an indian guy at chess for world champion rank
@@GovernorBroadsideDS Actually I still remember the Vatican guy that won me yesterday. Pope playing Chingorin variation.
@@GovernorBroadsideDS what's funnier is that chess really wasn't that big in India before vishwanathan Anand became the world champion. The families where parents would teach their kids chess still had great players but for the most part it wasn't a very popular game in India.
the person in indian bus was vishi anand :p
"there could be an infinite amount of games just in the first couple moves"
Actual chess games:
e4 e5, Nf3 Nc6, Bb5 Nf6 both players agree to a draw
Queens Gambit Declined yo
Astolfo 😩
That's actually not a boring opening.
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2!! Ke7!!
@@charactooling6470 Bongcloud opening
'But if you do manage to get these little pawns to the other side,.... It's upgrade time!'
“It’s the only game that you can kill the queen with a horse.” - Joesseppi
"Every time we move it always results in an L"
i died
Lol im also chess champion, and was twice
Most people: uses a strategy that can adapt to any situation in chess.
Me, an intellectual: *memorizes 69,352,850,712,417 possible outcomes from 5 moves*
You still probably won’t win though
@Facu B. L. Unfortunately not. But he wishes it was; he'd find it as easy as tic-tac-toe.
e4 e5, kf3, kc6, bc4
Nice
@Somali Ghosh Dr fate:ok son.
2:43
The ascent makes this so much funnier 😂😂
What a coincidence! I have a similar story to you! I learned to play when I was 4 or 5, but didn't take the game seriously until I was 17. I went on the chess website (I forgot why) and saw that a PogChamps tournament just happened to be scheduled to take place in a few days! I then proceeded to play a few games and 3:36 was my exact experience. It's been 9 months and I still have an ELO of just 206.
Legends has it that Joeseppi is still practicing to beat Magnum Carlos.
Magnum Carlos: the Mexican chess cartel
It sounds even better 😆 Magnum
Oh you fucked up that comment
Ngl this Queen's Gambit Season 2 trailer is astounding.
Right!
😂
I wish it was true😪
This is amazing editing and I love this 😂 definitely now will watch more
Chees: *exist
The queen: ah yes, a challanger
this video was GREAT
I agree, this video IS GREAT
@@someweeb. Tronny
@@Hol_a1 yup
*every one of his videos are great
Pls help me mhmmp
"The only game where you can kill the queen with a horse"
Catherine the Great: interesting
Wait a second
Hol' up
myth
also the only game where bots are gonna kick your ass
@@napalotFPS oh yeah the fact that that’s an actual fact is awesome
2:56 it’s called stalemate when king can’t move anywhere, it’s mandatory to check the king and opponent can’t defend the check
That kill the queen with a horse didn’t age well.
This is actually hilarious man keep on doing what you’re doing
cheers man, glad ya liked it
I can only agree :D
laughed my buttcheeks off xD
Lol that king can get mated by 63 queen, must be ahell of a night...
@@crgaming8102 Boom, baby!
I Also found it hilarious especially when the windows error message popped up 😂
"I like chess. It's the only board game that allows you to kill the queen, with a horse"
Well said...
why is everyone going on about this, it literally isnt even true.
@@seon41 woosh
@@junko7317 i kinda dont think so
@@seon41 ?
@@seon41 *cough* january 5th attempted assasination *cough*
OMG you are gold my bro, I'm totally addicted to the vids!!
this actually teached me chess and got me into it
thank you
Fun fact: Magnus Carlsen has won TEN games at the same time while blindfolded before! However, this pales in comparison to the world record, 48 games played blindfolded at the same time, held by Grandmaster Timur Gareyev.
I once played 50 games I lost all of them
How would your even play blindfolded?
@@jaxonmurtagh3265 memorizing the chess boards and having people tell you what move they made
I fail to memorize what i ate 1 hour ago and this dude can memorize the position of each figure on 10 chessboards. Life sucks...
I know that guy! He gave me a hacky sack!
"I fear no man.
But that thing..."
* Chess bots *
"It scares me!"
indians *
Can't agree more.
CBT?
Indian chess bots
Kill a Queen with a hoarse? Hmm. Well, this aged well. 3:03
3:06 Well. I guess you can see 2 years into the future.
wait black moved first
3:45
*cursed*
That's how his opponent won, it's the equal as forgetting to say UNO when having a last card
@@eliel1815shadow I didn't notice and was wondering how he lost. Thnx
Most chess websites allow you to "premove", essentially make a move that will automatically be played when your opponent makes a move. It shouldn't be used unless you'er absolutely sure about the development of the game and your opponents moves, lest you might hang your piece or worse
Atleast The Game Isn't Racist
Edwardo Franco yea that makes sense
"...To pin the king in a position where there's nowhere to move."
Video: *_63 queens_*
Black lost tho.....it has no king....
@@shivanshchauhan712 yah
@@shivanshchauhan712 it was all part of my master plan...
Even if black had a king they would draw because the white king cannot even make a move even if it wanted to lose and then its a draw
@@jensswieringa846 Well the king is checkmated, no way it would be a draw
I love the way you introduce the king and queen
I love the rendition of September as the outtro of music
“Indian people must have chess running through their blood”
Chess originated in india and was called Chaturanga.
snom
@@mightycannon1512 what?
@@absolutscheisse4483 snom
@@absolutscheisse4483 *S N O M*
But Russians are the best at chess
I won a chess tournament when I was younger simply by manipulating my opponents into making mistakes
It is actyally real tactic
*the manipulator*
I just steal all the other pieces untill i can find a way to checkmate the other player
jokes on you, no one has to manipulate me, I always make mistakes
That’s actually how I used to win against my brother when I was younger, whenever he started attacking I said “I guess it’s time for my secret weapon, I’m sorry” or “it’s sad you can’t see what I’m about to do” and just confused the fuck out of him
5:46 he does not know how to wear a blindfold
Love this video +new subscriber 🔥🔥🔥😂😂
"Now much like professional chess"
*shows Magnus Carlson's shortest easiest chess game of all time*
Carlsen
Minute?
3:45 Cursed Chess game: Black is moving first, but White always goes first
That's why he lost so fast.
Wow that's racist, let's cancel the creator
ikr
How was it already checkmate in one move?
@@SimGunther it was a joke
2:55 "Pin the king inyo a position whrr he has nowhere to move"
Thats stalemate bro😂
You are a great guy, ty for this video, God bless you!!!
Bro I think the game's bugged I can't see the enemy HP
Their HP is their psychological health. You know your winning when they get stressed out. And when you get checkmate it’s ultimate humiliation for your opponent
i don't expect to found you there lmao
Well actually you can in chess.com
@Quantum Spice Oh no I’ve been compromised
@@nobume8879
Didn't expect a wall to be here
The bishop one hit too close to home
sneaky bastards
Always have to keep an eye out. Lost many games to them
They’re the snipers of the chess-world
Same
@@ADAJ342 SNIPER GET DO- *gets fucking obliterated from the other side of the board*
“Me and this piece have a lot in common.Every time we move,it allwqys resorts in an L”
I felt that
The way you said “Magnum Carlos” got me
Chess is one of those games where you can prove you’re smarter in every way just by winning
Interesting how there were two people in my class (just after year 7), they were the dumbest people I ever knew personally like bottom set for every subject and learning disabilities, but they were chess gods winning literally every tournament without even trying. Now one of them had to do an extra year of 6th form college and the other does weed and literally is the biggest stupidest troublemaker ever, so I wish I could agree with your comment but I can’t anymore 😭
@@adw1zDang. That makes me feel even dumber than i did before.
i win at chess against my classes and it boosts my ego so much
I won in a chess tournament at school and I feel godly. I won a mini chess set and I feel great.
incorrect but a common illusion
“International Grand Master Wizard Dragon Slayer” 😂😂
One day I will achieve that title bcz I practice daily with that man (playing chess on the bus).
not good as a bongcloud master (BM) smh
the queen can go everywhere because the board looks like kitchen floor
Go back to the 1800's!👩🍳
@@user-kj8ro5bi1s ok🥲
I had to pause this video twice, because I was suffocating from laughter.
This video got me into chess.
Same, but im so bad lol
this comment got me into ur mom! (jk)
Same here
@@EaterOfGeese cringe and u had to say jk ╰（‵□′）╯
Pro tip: have an online game open in one tab, and a game against a max level bot in another, copy your human opponent's moves on the bot tab, and copy the bot moves on the online match.
That is not a pro tip, that is called cheating and you get kicked for it.
@@Mis7erSeven what about if instead of having two tabs opened, you have one opened on your computer where you play and the game against a max level bot on your phone, and copy the bot moves on the online match, is it still cheating?
Great Video.. That about sums up what I have been experiencing learning chess lol... but no matter how bad I am it is so fun!!!
"Comes steaming across the board the second you stop paying attention"
Yeah, I've been there
Haven't we all?
Yeah and trying to play chess during online class doesnt help. Welp there goes my queen
As a fellow Indian, I can attest to the statements, playing chess while on a bus and chess running through our veins.
Matter of fact, we're taught chess before we're taught how to walk
Yeah, we're taught chess as soon as we step into the world (To be fair, chess originated in India)
Chess isn't something you're taught. You are either born with it or not.
@@botnathan6028 Oh, you didn't get MY joke, huh?
@@botnathan6028 I r/woosh YOUR r/woosh YOU SIMPLETON
@@botnathan6028 Oh, you thought I literally believed you can have chess in you? Lol.
Joeseppi: *beats martin*
Also Joeseppi: now am gm
2:58 The black pieces already lost there is no king
"I'd like him to take my pawn anyday" *awkward silence* 😂😂😂
I think we all know what *pawns* look like...
Sometimes the pawn gets promoted to a bishop also so... can't really say anything
@@akshatrakesh8697 hehe
@Justaguywith Googlepfp thanks man you made me laugh hard 🤗😄
😏
How to win every chess game when your opponent is not looking punch him in the face
Btw this method doesn't work for online players
Fikret Bossman is punch and ddos not interchangeable
I can confirm this it is very effective
that would be animal abuse
Use the tactical nuke mod (exploiting) and nuke your opponents
The way you summed up the queen was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally, my Super Mario chess set: collectors edition has a use.