The reason your band or label is going nowhere success wise in the scene
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Want your question GUARANTEED ANSWERED and put at the front of the line? Paypal $10 to monolithofdeath@hotmail.com and put in the notes section what your question is or what you want shouted out/talked about.
Support your boy and buy a goddamn channel shirt here. 7 designs now available links below. Lets get the Devil movement going
TISH LOGO
shop-hellshead...
If you don't like Deicide you don't like Deathmetal
shop-hellshead...
Ive forgotten more metal than you know
shop-hellshead...
Make metal offensive again
shop-hellshead...
Real Men listen to Cannibal Corpse
shop-hellshead...
Vulgar Display To Posers
shop-hellshead...
Whats heavier than Pantera
shop-hellshead...
J dawg is the Eddie trunk of death metal
That cant be a good thing
@@jefflawson3574 what he's saying is that the DumboDawg is an opinionated Out of the loop Bozo.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 With a face for radio too.
I used to watch That Metal Show all the time back in the day on Vh1 Classic. Show was basically cringelord but I enjoyed it for what it was. Eddie Trunk was pretty insufferable.
@@DNT87 Is it just me or does Eddie Trunk seem to be obsessed/infatuated with Ace Frehley?
The venue in Atlanta, GA where the Mass Destruction Metal Fest will be this year is not too bad (not really too great either). There’s two stages - one outdoor and one indoor. An issue will be the parking situation.
Good morning J-Dawg
Good morning Devils
ruclips.net/video/0J8WLLhIHco/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/Rlxhf3YXVRU/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/8yo7j2Aiuys/видео.html
Little flatbrim
It's been a long twenty four hours
Little flatbrim
It feels like YEEEAAARRS since he's been here
Here comes the Sponge
(Doo n doo doo)
Here comes the Sponge
and i say
Mm-hmmm! Yep yep yep
🎶🎶🎵🎶
We need an Impetigo vinyl repress dawg
for real
Mmmhmm the sponge is gonna interview lord airman with his gold chains on & homeboy Jordans. The slipknot of bm is a sponge faaave
The Birdflesh slackbucks are definitely not on the Dawg's guest list, maybe they are the illusive jojos who are not welcome at the poker party and Deicide karaokes?
Yo j-dawg I need some rough and tough bun help. My wife left me after I accidentally called her a canoe. What should I do brah brah?
When the Dawg rips on your favorite band you shut up and you take it. 😣
There is no success in the underground, just love for the art. The 80s and to a lesser degree, the 90s, were the only times where you could live comfortably off music. I'd imagine a regular blue collar guy lives better than most professional musicians.
12:40 five years sober today! You gaylords can drink all the 15 dollar bud lights you want at the agora!
What is an AA meeting like in Ohio 😂
I miss drinking. 😭
HOB is $15 a beer now lol shits crazy!
Glad I'm quit drinking
Yo J Dawg , good shit restocking apex profane 🤘🏽🤮
Sup Devils, back again to start my morning off with the Dawg.
$15 beers is fucked. I’d bring a cooler and slam the suds outside
Crocodile/Tiger Pit 2024
Haunted hotel records has put out birdflesh stuff and he has shirts.warlord clothing prints up bird flesh shirts
Yo sponge, when’s the big party at west side bowl brah brah? I’m gonna be looking pretty kvlt hopefully they don’t mind me wearing an arghoslent speedo
As long as you got Incantation panties underneath brotown
RIP Hahaha!
You don’t like that ‘pulsion then we don’t listen to the same music brah brahhhhhh
So why'd you duck Nate Garrett, Dawg? He's p!ssed with you. Seems a bit weak on your part, brah brah.
The Dumbo balked at having a conversation with someone with 20 working braincells
*SUP DEVILS*
😂 like and share the video Devils
Mornin', devil!
sup devil
2:48 me when lopolik brings up sum prog bands to talk with me bout 😌
Lopo is trying to expand your horizons beyond My Chemical Romance, brotown
My Chemical Romance, SinisterKing’s faaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeee
@@Pagan_Fears *Scenester Kid* bruh bruh 👌🏾also don't forget The Killers and Paramore, Scenester Kid owns it of course!
Are we talking Emerson, Lake, and Palmer prog or 9-string, fanned fret, bedroom shredder prog?
@@KD-7705 yes............
Dawg, if you did the fest in Detroit at the Sanctuary, it would sell out. Without a doubt. We have a tight death metal scene
Outside the city, great promoters and sound, no metal detectors, etc. It's a money pit-- nobody wants to go to Cleveland. A lot of people would like to say they survived the night in the D and had a good time
Detroit is a warzone brah.. literally worse city I seen in my entire life.. there’s a reason robocop was based off that shithole
No band yet because I am in the process of writing songs the second I'm putting together an ep I'll be sending it to the dawg
Be ready for the Dawg to NO REPLY your demo
The Hellcast Episodes with Eddie and Reaper were the funniest, even with Eddie only bringing up Ghost and Metallica, it didn't bother me that much, it was the dynamic they had that made it so entertaining. It kind of ran it's course but to me it was the golden age of Hellcast.
Eddie😂😂😂 😂 the guy never even heard possessed deicide or cannibal before meeting me LITERALLY
@@justinhorval8491 Yeah, that's what I understood.
Reaper didn't really like that much black or death metal either, at least in the early days from what I remember you saying, they still played a lot of that stuff on the show though, so it's kinda funny now thinking about it🤣
😂 jdawg will not mislead you the dawg serves it up real and rawwww goddamn it
Do you think The Golden One (Marcus Follin) could be natural?
Yes. I 110% believe he's natural. He said he puts it on his honor that he's natural, from someone like him, whom honor means literally everything, that's all I need to hear to believe him. He's jacked, but he definitely doesn't have a roided to the gills type physique
@robertg305 I pretty much concur, but he is huge; I can not imagine him lying either however.
@@nupraptorthementalist3306 Yeah, he's definitely about as big as one can get while being natty. I fully believe he'd never lie though. A lot of it is flexing for pictures and good angles though. You may notice he does look a tad less jacked in videos. On SubcribeStar he has raw sparring footage with Oliver Enkamp, a long uncut video, and in those 2 particular videos, I think you can really tell he's natural. Impressive stuff as well to watch him hang with a professional MMA fighter
@@robertg305 The Golden One sparred with Enkamp? Now that's something I would like to see.
@@granthelas4468 He has 2 sparring sessions with Enkamp on his Subscribestar! God tier footage!
Anybody ever seen the Australian channel MATOXDEEPSHADOWS?
That guy must cuss twice as much J-Dawg and his mic is just as bad, if not worse.
yeah hes fuckin cool knows his black metal so many bands ive never heard although hes never heard of cryptic fog haha oh i have listened to abominant but couldnt get into them
@@GhoulishDave I'm betting Abominant's sounds a bit to conventional for your tastes? I can understand that, they're certainly aren't the most original band, but their execution is always rock-solid professional, with consistently great production values. Highly comparable to the better known Malevolent Creation.
@@GhoulishDave Here's an intense slice of west cost DM, check out the band SUCCUMB. They have 2 albums, the second REALLY KILLS, it's titled "XXI" and it has a perfectly rough n' gritty production, that fits the bill! Their drummer used to play in the san francisco based melodic Metal band Slough Feg. \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 theres nothing wrong with conventional like slaughterday is conventional but damn do they right amzing songs and riffs with hooks ,im just picky brother
whats good jdawg 😤😤😤
Honestly the Mass Destruction lineup is pretty disappointing so far. I don't even care about Birdflesh, Dekapitator, or At War
ordered to kill is really good but that’s the only album i’ve listened to by At War
@@NewPortHuffer Yeah its solid shit but man last year they had Autopsy, Undergang, Demoncy, Immolation, Incantation, Hellwitch, etc.
@@ragnaviussnorgoborgoskagen5986Yes, last year was pretty good, as were the two years prior. TBH, the venue it’s at this year kinda blows ass. Parking is a bitch and it’s in somewhat of a shithole area.
TALKING ABOUT REAL GODDAMN STATES
Brah brah
BRAH BRAH!
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Helloween - Walls of Jericho (1985) Vs. Running Wild - Branded and Exiled (1985)
Walls established the template for Euro power metal for better or worse, so gotta go with that. Ride The Sky is of course an all-time metal classic \m/
@@jefflawson3574 yeah that’s a good pick.
Walls of Jericho, although if it would have been up against Gates To Purgatory I would have chosen that.
Gates of Purgatory is 1000 times better, because they didn't have a dumb video game song that randomly threw in a little Hall of the Mountain King section. Running Wild was 100% original material, without stealing sections from classical movie pieces. Gorgar is a goofy song about a stupid subject, and includes plagiarism. Other than that, Ride the Sky is basic Metallica BS. Judas EP was much better than the Walls of Jericho
Love you dog
Whats up dawg, what do you think about South American bands from the early 2000s, especially bands like Power From Hell, Witchtrap, Apokalyptic Raids, Diabolic Force, etc...?
I know some of these bands had albums released by Hell's Headbangers. I'm asking because I saw that PFH is coming to the US this year to celebrate the 20th anniversary of their first album and they have a few dates in California with Sodom and Sabbat.
That would be a killer show, were it not for the unfortunate circumstance of being hosted in California...
@@icankillbugs204 They also have a show in Chicago (PFH and Sabbat), but I believe they will play in other parts of the country too, I'm waiting for the final flyer.
Terrible question
my stretching routine sounds like it puts the Dawg's routine on a stretccchherrr
Love Birdflesh ! And I have a shirt :-D
Wow yay
Alright, who here knew that it was "International Pina Colada Day"?🥂
Parrotheads
I like Birdflesh. 🤟🤟
June 21st, 2025. West Side Bowl in Ohio. I need to write this down. That's so far down the road. For now, I'm gonna say 50% chance I go! I live in the Florida Keys, that'd be a haul lol. Jealous of everyone that lives close by. . . If I were to go, would anyone be down to Spar a few rounds with me? Lol. I'm a bring a couple pair of Boxing Gloves with me. 16 Oz Gloves so no one gets injured! Who's down to bang haha!?!?
And to clarify, like the night before or the morning of. NOT at the show lol!
@@robertg305 that would make for an interesting pit though. Better than bingo!
Robert G vs Leave the Hall, to see who really gets sent home on a stretcher (and then sues the Dawg for another $17).
Now I wanna go
So who is going to be the brave soul that attends this event while wearing a SpongeBob costume?
Seriously, this morning I had dream that my banners were creased & wrinkled like J-Dawg's. You know, the thing nightmares are made of!
But I'm relieved to see that that is not the reality.
What banners you got, brah-brah? Kvlt shark ones I'm assuming 🧐
@@sentientafterbirth I wish. That's a tough item to find.
I only a couple Metal banner. I'm very selective with banners.
I've got Nifelheim SATANATAS and Satanic Warmaster AAMONGANDR.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 you could get a lot more "banners" up man, there's no way a female will ever set foot in your basement apartment.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I do love me some Satanic Warmaster, it has to be said.
@@sentientafterbirthyou're into chubby suomi gamer Bois too eh boy?
What's heavier than metalcore brah brah?
Deathcore, bromangowski!
Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twinkrock
Breaking Benjamin
Violent Femmes
😵👉🏻🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈FUCKING KA-BOOM GOD DAMN IT!!! The start of round 3 of Shark Week was shot out of a fuckin' CANNON!!! First up was _Deadliest_ _Bite!_ And it was an all-out smorgasbord of hard-hittin' toothsome terrors of the deep! The Tiger, the Bull, the Hammerhead and of course, the GREAT GOD DAMN! WHITE! And I must say the close-up chompa-chompa-chompa footage could not have been more brutal n' badass, with all that thrashing and tearing and the bubbling bloody froth was an awesome fuckin' sight to behold! And it was all front and fuckin' center on Death Metal Dave's 520-inch flat-screen TV! Speaking of which, Dave got really REALLY worked up by Deadliest Bite, though he denys it, I think he blasted in his shorts and this was only THE FIRST FUCKIN' SHOW OF THE NIGHT! In any event a suspicious and unexplained wardrobe change occurred during the next commercial break, just _what_ was Dave up to?!
Next up was _6000_ _Pound_ _Shark_ and they weren't kiddin' man! Cuz HOLY FUCK do they grow em' BIG in Down Under! This fantastical excursion into shark-filled realms had a spell-binding storybook-like quality to it, because it was hosted by the most charming shark-dude in all of Shark Week history! Just who am I speaking of?! Why no other than Tom "Blowfish" Hird!!! The worlds self-proclaimed ONLY Heavy Metal marine biologist! That's fucking WHO god damn it!!! WAY TOO COOL HUH!!!! And so Blowfish and his lady-friend where hard at work taking "length and girth estimates" when all of the sudden a vengeful Great White literally took a SHIT all over the "worlds only Heavy Metal marine biologist"!!!! And damn man that shit was GREEN! HOLY FVCKING SHIT! The nerve of that god damn shark! It's as if it had no clue WHO the hell it was shitting on!!!! Tom ain't no regular ham n' egger, no sir! And then, if THAT wasn't enough excitement, the crane that lowering Tom's cage broke down and he and the cage and all the sharks hit the ground with BANG! It was amazing! Then he got up the gumption to break out thee chum bucket, ALL WHILE UNDER-WATER TOO, he said-he said it was "like trying to wrestle a hobbit" and when the lid came off out flowed a gruesome hells brew of spoiled sushi, 20 pounds of meat-loaf, a horses head and _the_ _intestines_ _of_ _a_ _yak!_ An underwater buffet combination never before attempted, but it was a run-away success! It was fuckin' insane I tell yah!
The last new show was _Monster_ _Hammerhead:_ _Species_ _X_ and uhhhh, well it fucking sucked, me and Dave both agreed it was fuckin' lame, what a load of shit, the only low-point so far for Shark Week 2024! But don't get me wrong Hammerheads are some of the fucking gnarliest sharks out there, but this show did NOT represent toughness! But there's good news, they made up for it with an inspired programming choice to re-air one of their most original/memorable shows EVER and of course I'm talking about the mighty _Cocaine_ _Shark!!!!_ A true bonified classic of classics!! And that's when Dave grilled up his famous Mako-burgers, topped with deep-fried octopus tentacles, coleslaw and hot sauce, they were like just to die for devils! Dave's skill behind the grill is unmatched! With the beer flowin', the Mako-burger's cookin' and the jams blasting it was the ultimate Death Metal Dave cook-out! Posers (yes that means you Hall) NOT allowed! Oh and did I mention that Cocaine sharks make the tastiest shark-burgers! FACT! 🍔🍔🍔🍔🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈💪🏻💪🏻🍻🍻
Find a Distributor comment where he does not mention Hall. lol
520 inch TV 😱😱🤘🏾🤘🏾 bruh......only a Tsunami can stop this Event aight!? To top this one it probably takes if dave's somehow able to make a seance session to bring back a Megalodon, even just for a Moment before it disappears in the waters of beyond 🔮🦈🦈🍔🍔🔮
@@lopolik LOL Yup, so you found him hanging out down there near the end aye?
I even gave him a pair of parenthesis to make him stand out.
@@sinisterking6009 I still got the pang of those amazing Mako-burgers lingering on the tongue. The best ever!🍔🦈🍔🦈
Woah woah, I suspect some foul play here, there is no way you didn't prepare that comment from home
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Casino Royale (2006) Vs. Skyfall (2012)
Big Top Pee-wee, just sayin'.....
Haven't watched them bruh ✌🏾
Is it just me, or did all the major events at Hells happen 10 years ago?
Yeah when their roster had at least one band that sold, the female band, Midnight
Dark Funeral is garbage
2 great things for stretching are Yoga and Pilates
And gay sex with your boyfriend
Love Birdflesh
This is the first time I have actually liked the dawg. He seems to care about metal heads beer prices. He may actually be a good guy , but I'm probably wrong
Is Andrew Tate a good source of advice for young men? we need the DAWG's take.
Mr. Rogers > Andrew Tate
The Dawg is an alumni of Hustler's University, graduated cume lade
the dawg would see through his bullshit
That will be 10 bucks... Where is the unpaiiid question delivery service when you need it😔
6:28 -- Dumbo has no idea why he got No Replied yet again?? Well, it's because he's skipped Brainday for 39 yeaaaaars 😂
🙄Taaaaalk about a waaaaay played-out schtick you total lamer....😴😴😴😴😴😴
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481it's funny every time because it's true 😅
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 It's not funny anymore, in fact it was barely funny the first time. I'm just the only one honest enough to tell you bruh. Some day Poser Hall I have a feeling you're going to thank me for my honesty and I'm marking the date now.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 a dude with a Bring Me The Horizon poster flag set shouldn’t be calling anyone a poser, Flag Metaller
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 HAHA!!! Nice try Poser Hall!! My natural innate kvltic prowess automatically steers me away from such (presumed) poser shit. However you're a magnet for it. Never even heard the name Bring Me The Horizon? Did you make it up?
This one's for all the Cleveland devils...
ruclips.net/video/WmYDZdqEiOE/видео.htmlsi=aXDQ2T-99Og39Err
These are the guys that the dawg should be interviewing locally. Since I'm pretty sure J-Dawg is going to interview mortal decay around the time sickening erotic comes out on vinyl, the next interview I'm going to spam for is Clevelands own Pitboss 2000.
Who's gonna break it to the DumboDawg that Birdflesh and Laemorrhage haven't been cool since 2002?
Cartoongrind and Carcassclone equals NOT COOL, '02 or before.
Dawg's his own man and could give less than a shit about the texts of snide stranger named Poser Hall on the internet and what you deem to be "cool" is of total irrelevance to him. I'm so glad you understand now bruh bruh.
@@jefflawson3574 Lawson is correct, as usual. I was just making an observation
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 true, at least I make valid commentary while you just yapp and ballwash
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 watch out, or I may NO REPLY you, boy