The Worst Tours Humanly Possible

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @crustbag
    @crustbag  5 месяцев назад +584

    Hey y'all!! I hope you enjoyed!! I'm trying to make lower-effort videos more frequently (not as a replacement to high-effort videos, but just as a fun addition) so expect a bunch more stuff like this soon! (:
    Also, here's a bunch of the artists who's work was used in the background: Sugar Wounds, Haircuts for men, Bully OST, Armored Core OST, Silent Hill OST, Grimbeard, White Out 1080 Snowboarding, Bl00dwave, Midwitch, Industrial Forest (new song lol, new album drops in September) Buckshot Roulette OST, Watch Dogs OST & Necessary Death! Go support them!! (even though most are just video game soundtracks)

    • @mattstephens6432
      @mattstephens6432 5 месяцев назад +2

      Simping for man and raging for the machine is weird.

    • @carlito69420
      @carlito69420 5 месяцев назад

      WE CRUSTING OUR BAG WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @glowco.717
      @glowco.717 5 месяцев назад +9

      Brother, I think your standard for high and low effort is stronger than a most of youtube. I love it don’t get me wrong, and your high and less high effort content is amazing, but be kinder to yourself about the quality lmao

    • @StonedJesus
      @StonedJesus 5 месяцев назад +10

      mad props for calling out StP, Alex Terrible is a PoS

    • @The_Beautifully_insane
      @The_Beautifully_insane 5 месяцев назад

      Poster concept: Don't think About what there saying tour. Headliner, Radiohead, 2nd is Joy Division, 3rd is Have A Nice Life, 4th is Death, Opening is Kendrick Lamar. All are my all time favorites, so this one is just fun. Love the concepts possible.

  • @Janmba_
    @Janmba_ 5 месяцев назад +2247

    the fact that Mindless Self Indulgence wasn’t on the “not allowed within 100 feet of a school” tour is hilarious to me because they should be on there 😭😭

    • @Mikeyinab0x
      @Mikeyinab0x 5 месяцев назад +48

      I WAS ABOTU TO SAY THIS FR

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 5 месяцев назад +50

      they should be on like most of these tours XD

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 5 месяцев назад +4

      Isn’t that a Weird Al tour?

    • @Rountree1985
      @Rountree1985 5 месяцев назад

      @@Ob1tuberweird Al has never fucked a kid.

    • @fallshown7070
      @fallshown7070 5 месяцев назад +39

      Same with Get Scared 😭

  • @farbic
    @farbic 5 месяцев назад +1433

    not getting death grips on the stench tour is crazy

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau 5 месяцев назад +32

      THATS WHAT IM SAYING

    • @aSmallGreenDot
      @aSmallGreenDot 5 месяцев назад +97

      Machine girl should be there too

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 5 месяцев назад +81

      They were too busy being on the propeller hat tour with Clipping and Clown Core

    • @djboss302
      @djboss302 5 месяцев назад +53

      no 100 gecs or dream theater either

    • @helloface001
      @helloface001 5 месяцев назад +44

      the men's bathroom was so sweaty at the death grips show i went to, there was fog bellowing out of the door

  • @SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube
    @SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube 5 месяцев назад +875

    This is fucking genius. I thought it was gonna be you going over the worst tours that have ever happened in real life, but this is better.

  • @ExiStrife
    @ExiStrife 4 месяца назад +261

    "Crab-Core Tour" And it's just Attack Attack playing for eight hours straight.

  • @IfyourethenIm-sc1vj
    @IfyourethenIm-sc1vj 4 месяца назад +284

    Funny enough, I used to have a 24 year old coworker that would talk my ear off about Falling in Reverse, and ironically, he also flirted with all the minors that worked there

    • @morbidhime
      @morbidhime 3 месяца назад

      disgusting

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 2 месяца назад +54

      His life is truly like a videogame

    • @ade.due.damballa
      @ade.due.damballa 2 месяца назад +13

      @@dsnever3041Trying hard to beat the stage, all well he’s still collecting coins 😕

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@dsnever3041 trying hard to beat the stage (allegations)

  • @coolea
    @coolea 5 месяцев назад +3252

    making music fans angry is very enjoyable, keep it up

  • @6ftShelby
    @6ftShelby 5 месяцев назад +1784

    "no matter how much hate falling in reverse gets, I still don't think it's enough"
    💀

    • @violetto3219
      @violetto3219 5 месяцев назад +212

      i don't intend to incite harassment, but i do think ronnie radke should not be able to leave his house for fear of having tomatoes thrown at his head

    • @spikereynolds8615
      @spikereynolds8615 5 месяцев назад +107

      It's not harassment. We're just trying to feed him

    • @violetbackedstarling
      @violetbackedstarling 5 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@violetto3219 I thought this was going to go in an "encouraging violence" direction but this is infinitely funnier. I completely agree

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 4 месяца назад +41

      @@violetto3219if Ronnie Radke has no haters, I’m dead

    • @vandavis000
      @vandavis000 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@spikereynolds8615best answer😂

  • @blondicie115
    @blondicie115 5 месяцев назад +596

    as a fan of papa roach, I am offended, I make heroine, not meth

    • @everythingfellapart
      @everythingfellapart 5 месяцев назад +22

      If by make heroine you mean are addicted to heroin then yes

    • @theaspiration
      @theaspiration 5 месяцев назад +2

      Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

    • @FuhkYub
      @FuhkYub 2 месяца назад +1

      How do you tend your poppies?

    • @catacombkid1985
      @catacombkid1985 Месяц назад

      Sometimes friends are the heroin we made along the way

    • @lisalancaster6510
      @lisalancaster6510 9 дней назад

      Honestly that tour sounds dope asf if they got kid rock out of there it would be the perfect tour

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 4 месяца назад +184

    Weird Al did a really cool gimmick tour called the Ridiculous Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, where he only played deep cuts he never gets to play. For someone who prefers his original stuff, it was my wet dream. I was legit the only one singing along to most of the songs. I know it’s the wrong genre, but listen to Germs and tell me he can’t kill it with rock.

    • @vault1021
      @vault1021 2 месяца назад +1

      I loved his early life section on Wikipedia

    • @ozharms
      @ozharms Месяц назад +2

      I saw that tour a while back in Saskatoon. Him and his band are phenomenal musicians.

  • @2dtrash19
    @2dtrash19 2 месяца назад +158

    Seeing Ghost next to Falling In Reverse is like seeing a really good labrador in a funny hat next to a roadkill possum.

  • @bendingstars
    @bendingstars 5 месяцев назад +1373

    “adults with nightmare before christmas tattoos” made me cackle lmaooo

    • @cognitivedecay
      @cognitivedecay 5 месяцев назад +7

      Nice seeing you here lmao

    • @bendingstars
      @bendingstars 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@cognitivedecay yoooo cj whatsup

    • @cognitivedecay
      @cognitivedecay 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@bendingstars Not much just surprised when i saw you in the comments thought id say hi!!!

    • @Semorebooty
      @Semorebooty 5 месяцев назад

      It made me gufaaw!

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep 5 месяцев назад

      I know the type too, and in my experience overlap with the coworker metalcore lol

  • @Sharnami_EN
    @Sharnami_EN 5 месяцев назад +534

    I'm honestly surprised that you didn't put Motley Crue or Guns N' Roses on the "Too Old To Be Acting This Way" tour

    • @TheForlornBat
      @TheForlornBat 3 месяца назад +5

      Guns N' Roses was my first thought too.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 месяца назад +16

      Green Day was my guess
      That one Billie Joe Armstrong meltdown at the Iheart radio festival was something else lol

    • @TheForlornBat
      @TheForlornBat 3 месяца назад +4

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi That was a pretty iconic meltdown lol.

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 2 месяца назад +3

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi that's because he was very high and drunk

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 2 месяца назад +6

      @@itsmejak7888 I get where he was coming from as well since the organizers were cramping the bands time for their set when they shouldn't have been, but still, not the greatest way to handle. I hope he's doing well now, he got sober didn't he?

  • @lilitinatian4066
    @lilitinatian4066 5 месяцев назад +468

    Megadeth definitely belongs to the "too old to be acting this way" lineup lol

    • @mastersitsu
      @mastersitsu 5 месяцев назад +37

      he's an Alex Jones fan and born again Christian so he could be on a couple of these bills

    • @mudchair16
      @mudchair16 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@mastersitsu Christians don't play metal or any kind of rock.

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 5 месяцев назад +80

      @@mudchair16 that is... factually incorrect.

    • @gelatinpowder1137
      @gelatinpowder1137 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@mudchair16Skillet??

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад

      @@mudchair16 Black Sabbath were Christian you numpty.

  • @firegodmc1080
    @firegodmc1080 3 месяца назад +25

    I can only assume King Crimson wasn't included on the cease and desist tour because Robert Fripp would have punched you into the sun if you'd included any imagery of the group.

  • @jasperwisecarver
    @jasperwisecarver 4 месяца назад +94

    Alice Cooper dropped his transphobic arc the WEEK after i got my Alice Cooper Muppet Show tattoo finished and im literally trans like the irony is INSANE

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +3

      If you knew anything about Alice Cooper you'd know he's conservative.

    • @jasperwisecarver
      @jasperwisecarver 4 месяца назад +19

      @@ronmastrio2798 ah that's the thing, i read a book about his career in MUSIC but mostly, he was "on the Muppet show on time with the COOLEST song."
      so i know a lot of things about him but somehow the political aspect didn't really come up until later 🫠

    • @andrewvanhalen1984
      @andrewvanhalen1984 4 месяца назад +15

      I respect Alice Cooper even more now lol

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@jasperwisecarverhe didn't even really say anything bad.
      He just called it a fad and sorry but that's kinda the truth. Especially all the kids who "identify as trans" when in reality they just want to rebel and feel special and different. Same reason I grew my hair out painted my fingernails and wore cannibal corpse shirts to school

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 Месяц назад

      ​@@elchomper.1063it's as much of a fad as being left handed was. Goofy.

  • @nasmokt
    @nasmokt 5 месяцев назад +203

    Mindless Self Indulgence is also a great band for the "not allowed within 100 yards of a school" tour

    • @Chrisjbennett89
      @Chrisjbennett89 2 месяца назад +4

      Aerosmith and blood on the dance floor should be on that list as well.

    • @KoalaPlus
      @KoalaPlus 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Chrisjbennett89Did you not watch the video? BOTDF is on that tour

  • @kat-kalamity
    @kat-kalamity 5 месяцев назад +574

    "do you hear that? no? probably because that's a dogwhistle" 💀💀

    • @TheStonedZone
      @TheStonedZone 3 месяца назад +2

      I knew I shouldn't have gotten surgery to replace my ears with a dog's, now all I hear are dogwhistles 😂

    • @xm1186
      @xm1186 25 дней назад

      I don't get it, eli5

  • @ValerieTheBat
    @ValerieTheBat 5 месяцев назад +638

    I got some other tour ideas:
    The I Hate Young Kids and Fetuses Tour which includes Dying Fetus, Infant Annihilator, Aborted, and Cradle of Filth
    The Geeky Shit Tour which includes They Might Be Giant, Weezer, Tally Hall, Aquabats, Devo, Weird Al Yankovic, and Ween
    The Angel Tour which includes Death Angel, Morbid Angel, and Dark Angel
    The SEX Tour which includes NIN, Type O Negative, Deftones, and Depeche Mode.
    The Music that plays at a Walmart Tour which includes Train, Goo Goo Dolls, Coldplay, and OneRepulic
    The Snail Tour which includes Sleep, Earth, Sun O))), and Grief

    • @crustbag
      @crustbag  5 месяцев назад +105

      Omg those are great!!

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 5 месяцев назад +103

      The Geeky Shit tour sounds fucking sick, I'd shell out a lot of money for those tickets. The SEX tour also sounds incredible. They can sell condoms and Plan B at the merch stand. 😂

    • @waycnf7229
      @waycnf7229 5 месяцев назад +26

      i would do anything to go to the geeky shit tour

    • @metalheadmusichead6195
      @metalheadmusichead6195 5 месяцев назад +2

      ’d go to all of them.😅

    • @breakingoblivion
      @breakingoblivion 5 месяцев назад +41

      can’t forget till lindemann for the “i hate young kids and fetuses tour”, the guy literally has a song titled “ich hasse kinder” (i hate children)

  • @sandelure
    @sandelure 3 месяца назад +29

    As someone very into Ghost and Sleep Token, you're correct. I'm so sorry we're like this.

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Месяц назад +5

      So true, I like Ghost, but even I'm annoyed at how often they are brought up when discussing metal bands. Like, no, they are hard rock at best.

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 2 месяца назад +22

    The second you brought up the Stench Tour I immediately said “oh ICP has to be on here” and was somehow still offended when it was.

  • @TIDoesAnything228
    @TIDoesAnything228 5 месяцев назад +616

    The fact that System of a Down was never mentioned here one time really makes me feel protected as a fan of it.

    • @thehermionegrangerr
      @thehermionegrangerr 5 месяцев назад +9

      Same

    • @theaspiration
      @theaspiration 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, they still suck ass. Not edgy, not groundbreaking, just a bunch of people who hate each other's politics playing some shotty version of nu-metal combined with the worst of math core. They make "Anal Cunt" Sound listenable.

    • @whitelemon3425
      @whitelemon3425 5 месяцев назад +79

      slipknot somehow wasn't mentioned either??

    • @Val.isonmars
      @Val.isonmars 4 месяца назад

      i expected slipknot to show up atleast 2 times tbh​@@whitelemon3425

    • @marsoblivi0n945
      @marsoblivi0n945 4 месяца назад

      They’re horrible 🤮 worse voice of all time.

  • @tomlorea2656
    @tomlorea2656 5 месяцев назад +841

    we all know Ronnie is gonna watch this video

    • @Milo-it1tf
      @Milo-it1tf 5 месяцев назад +131

      And then he would tweet about it for over a month

    • @Nate612
      @Nate612 5 месяцев назад +123

      ronnie pissing his pants over a small youtuber again lmao

    • @MisseryJinx413
      @MisseryJinx413 5 месяцев назад +22

      Sadly he got to Crust’s twitter account so… :(

    • @perkosean
      @perkosean 5 месяцев назад

      ​@MisseryJinx413 good this loser needs to be called out for his terrible takes

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 5 месяцев назад +55

      Don't worry Ronnie has his patented 🤣 and "I've never heard of this guy" loaded on his keyboard

  • @islaydragons1563
    @islaydragons1563 5 месяцев назад +107

    I really really like Ghost. That being said, yes they are absolutely coworker metalcore.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 месяцев назад +11

      They're one of my fave bands but I've been into that 70s occult rock stuff forever. The coworker who tries to bond with you over them can't have that conversation.

    • @judithmedina4493
      @judithmedina4493 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@ArchibaldClumpycould you recommend some 70s occult rock bands?

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 4 месяца назад +7

      I agree Ghost fits into his tour explanation but out of all metal sub categories (I forgot how to spell garna? Idk) I feel like metalcore is so not it? Also I love love Ghost they are amazing and great gateway into metal for nubies

    • @ridleysomeliana-lauer5814
      @ridleysomeliana-lauer5814 4 месяца назад +11

      @@Andjelka99ghost absolutely isn’t a metalcore band, but for some reason it makes sense to call them coworker metalcore.

    • @kevinpearson8562
      @kevinpearson8562 Месяц назад +2

      @@judithmedina4493not OP but I can’t stop listening to “Green Lung”. Their most recent album is exactly that and fucks IMO.

  • @espalexi666
    @espalexi666 3 месяца назад +13

    What’s funny is that falling in reverse could be in any of them

  • @kunikidakisser
    @kunikidakisser 2 месяца назад +12

    Bro took the white trash tour and just made my dad as a poster 😭. He has that EXACT grim reaper image tattoo'd on him and he loves all of those bands 💀💀💀💀

  • @anothersettlementneedsyour9628
    @anothersettlementneedsyour9628 5 месяцев назад +232

    Ok, but the stinky tour has disturbing lack of Tool, Dream Theater and prog overall

    • @Nickykitty92
      @Nickykitty92 5 месяцев назад +22

      Yo, literally every person that I have ever encountered in the wild wearing a Dream Theater shirt has smelled like an anime convention, no joke!!!

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​​@@Nickykitty92not that they aren't trying, doesn't John Petrucci have his own fragrance brand now?

    • @Milo-it1tf
      @Milo-it1tf 5 месяцев назад +1

      @Nickykitty92 if that’s actually true then become the knight must be a massive weeb, for anyone who doesn’t know about him, google him, he’s an annoying guy who only likes dream theater, opeth, and a few Metallica songs

    • @LicoriceLain
      @LicoriceLain 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Milo-it1tf No, he only likes Blackwater Park. He openly trashes early and late Opeth. So he is just straight up a DT stan.

    • @alfonsalenius2482
      @alfonsalenius2482 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Milo-it1tf isn't he the guy who made an entire video about how just because you're a right winger doesn't mean you're a bad person 😭

  • @michaelphillips8885
    @michaelphillips8885 5 месяцев назад +407

    The "too old to be acting this way" tour should be sponsored by black rifle coffee. The vibes fit

    • @machinismus
      @machinismus 5 месяцев назад +2

      LOLLLLLLLLL

    • @emmyrose233
      @emmyrose233 4 месяца назад

      Ugh I bought a can of their coffee from 7/11 because I needed caffeine on a road trip. Imagine my surprise finding out they're run by brain dead neo Nazis

  • @Codbraski
    @Codbraski 5 месяцев назад +205

    Wish you would have called the tour dates for the cease and desist tour "mandatory court appearances". great video

  • @itsmejak7888
    @itsmejak7888 2 месяца назад +24

    Alice Cooper and Dee Snyder being transphobic is so hilariously ironic considering they made just about every cent they have by literally crossdressing on stage while using a womans name

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 2 месяца назад

      What'd Cooper say that was transphobic other than calling an obvious fad a fad?

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 Месяц назад

      ​@@elchomper.1063you are annoying as shit and think more about trans people than actual trans people. Leave em the fuck alone

    • @itsmejak7888
      @itsmejak7888 Месяц назад

      @@elchomper.1063 "there are case of transgender but I'm *Afraid*" he said that he is afraid of trans people lmfao

    • @mrperfectcookie
      @mrperfectcookie Месяц назад +1

      Different things.

  • @SomeBlackGuy
    @SomeBlackGuy 2 месяца назад +8

    Finally clicked on your video after seeing it in my recommended many times and I really wish I would’ve done it sooner. Your content is very refreshing!

  • @tomlorea2656
    @tomlorea2656 5 месяцев назад +118

    The "is it Music or a refrigerator?" tour with Merzbow, Hanatarash, Swans and Godspeed you ! Black Emperor
    The "Why does he sound like that?" Tour with Behlehem, Anaal Nathrakh and Infant Annahilator
    The "i hate this Town and love Pizza" Tour with Blink 182, Sum 41 and Green Day

    • @lizzy6333
      @lizzy6333 5 месяцев назад +4

      how does gybe fit with those

    • @kkaassist
      @kkaassist 5 месяцев назад

      didn’t the last one happen just with fall out boy instead of sum 41

    • @yeeyeeyeeye
      @yeeyeeyeeye 4 месяца назад +3

      The last one should've included A Day to Remember

  • @Bartholomule01
    @Bartholomule01 5 месяцев назад +152

    One of my favorite tour gimics I've seen in years was the Babyklok tour.
    So good to have Babymetal and Dethklok simultaneously super fun and a nice hit of Adult Swim nostalgia

  • @griffithsbolton
    @griffithsbolton 5 месяцев назад +168

    shocked misfits didnt manage to headline the "too old to be acting like this" tour, i mean glenn danzig could fill the entire poster all by himself

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 4 месяца назад +9

      Yeah, but he's been out of The Misfits for a while now. Most of what I hear about the guys who are still in the band makes them seem pretty normal. Like, Doyle and Jerry are the main ones in control of things, and when they're not touring they try to be inconspicuous.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 4 месяца назад

      @@ronburgundy244 Nah, Jerry is a dick. The only laidback member is Doyle

    • @TonyMichaels166
      @TonyMichaels166 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ronburgundy244agree. Jerry and Doyle even disowned Last Caress and refuse to play it.

    • @emrolas5407
      @emrolas5407 24 дня назад

      No he can't. He's too short

  • @c1isb0red
    @c1isb0red 4 месяца назад +41

    11:15 Alex Terrible also has the vibe of trying to convince his western fanbase that he's not a Neo Nazi.... oh wait.

  • @ruddigers_paws
    @ruddigers_paws 4 месяца назад +17

    9:48 i (13) used to listen to falling in reverse like 8 months ago and im alr embarrassed

  • @spookshowreviews7117
    @spookshowreviews7117 5 месяцев назад +318

    The Stench Tour would be crazy because I cannot imagine Nausea and Kim Dracula's fan bases getting along LMAO

    • @groovewoundz
      @groovewoundz 5 месяцев назад +11

      The nausea fans would make them piss their pants

    • @spookshowreviews7117
      @spookshowreviews7117 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@groovewoundz As a Nausea fan who dated a Kim Dracula fan, that is about what happened

    • @xneurotoxic
      @xneurotoxic 5 месяцев назад +5

      am i missing something? because i thought kim dracula's fans are mostly kids from tiktok, their mums still wash their clothes so i am not sure they are that smelly 😂

    • @GordonSlamsay
      @GordonSlamsay 5 месяцев назад +22

      as an aside, i think Yungblud should be on that tour cause he looks like he smells bad

    • @skunxx777
      @skunxx777 5 месяцев назад +12

      no shit my dad wanted to go to an in this moment show (i’m not into em but wanted it to be a bonding moment), kim dracula opened for them and everytime the people (?) next to me moved or cheered i just smelt this horrible stench

  • @selfsatisfiedred
    @selfsatisfiedred 5 месяцев назад +284

    I’m surprised deftones didn’t make the cut once considering the shit that stephen carpenter says 💀

    • @Aristomache83
      @Aristomache83 5 месяцев назад +7

      I've been out of the loop for the last Decade, only found out about this recently.

    • @blep226
      @blep226 5 месяцев назад +110

      I just googled him expecting the good ol antivaccine stuff and boomer bigotry but him being flath earther floored me

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@blep226 Oooof, I had no clue about that. Is Chino normal at least? I love him. 😥

    • @binomial6473
      @binomial6473 5 месяцев назад +56

      @@zombieedrea chino is still normal!!! thank goodness

    • @loosescrew472
      @loosescrew472 5 месяцев назад +96

      @@zombieedreayeah chino is normal
      he’s mostly just said that the band smoked too much weed in the 90s and that fucked up stephans brain so that’s why he’s like this

  • @TheCamSays
    @TheCamSays 5 месяцев назад +128

    The Eye Test and Bimbo tours would be pure comedy to actually see become a reality.

  • @4090Ti-ler
    @4090Ti-ler 4 месяца назад +11

    I was severely disappointed Trapt wasn't on the "Too old to be acting this way" tour, but then... that ending. Did not disappoint.

  • @Freshmarketflesh
    @Freshmarketflesh 2 месяца назад +10

    Surprised that Mindless Self Indulgence isn’t in “not allowed within 100 yards of a school” tour.

  • @oliverdown6287
    @oliverdown6287 5 месяцев назад +432

    Your videos feel, like, 'comfortable,' for lack of a better word. Like, I'm watching someone with my values who understands things like aesthetics, alternative music, inclusivity, the neurodivergent condition, & love - all of which super important to me. I'm super happy to have found your channel.

    • @sireffortlessgarbage7922
      @sireffortlessgarbage7922 5 месяцев назад +34

      Same! I totally get that! It feels so cozy, like a warm blanket. A funny person who just holds similar values.

    • @aidey833
      @aidey833 5 месяцев назад +19

      this is it. you get it

    • @Volzotran
      @Volzotran 5 месяцев назад +18

      real, such a comfort channel

    • @groovewoundz
      @groovewoundz 5 месяцев назад +10

      Too real

    • @strappadork
      @strappadork 5 месяцев назад +22

      I appreciate that Crustbag clearly has fun with his videos and isn't super serious all of the time like a lot of other metal youtubers. His main focus is on extreme music but he isn't afraid to give bands of other genres and styles the same treatment while a lot of other metal fans will tend to just dismiss that as "for posers".

  • @CazadorSixFour
    @CazadorSixFour 5 месяцев назад +206

    Ghost and Sleep Token both existing in the modern era is so funny.

    • @catoi6324
      @catoi6324 5 месяцев назад +63

      The pipeline of "god damn it I can't find any sleep token records" circa 2020 to "god damn it I can't find any sleep token records" circa 2024 is real

    • @djlumi4863
      @djlumi4863 4 месяца назад +8

      @@catoi6324 Bro I feel that. I just wanna listen to Sleep Token on some good old vinyl, hell I'd take cassettes too if possible lmao

  • @eldritch.blasphemian
    @eldritch.blasphemian 5 месяцев назад +1232

    Who up crusting they bag?

  • @ChasetheG
    @ChasetheG 5 месяцев назад +17

    The Apology Tour ain't complete without Colleen Ballenger and her ukulele.

  • @Phil_Lamarr
    @Phil_Lamarr 3 месяца назад +4

    Back in 2002 Disturbed got my show cancelled because it was too cold. It was 53 degrees…that was my only ever chance to see mudvayne and I never forgave them to this day.

  • @JadenSalads
    @JadenSalads 5 месяцев назад +60

    I'm so happy you pulled out the buckcherry woodstock 99 preformance. It's completely unhinged and nobody talks about it

    • @forestboi9760
      @forestboi9760 5 месяцев назад +5

      oh shit its you, hows the liminal spacing goin

  • @Cheezburgercatz
    @Cheezburgercatz 5 месяцев назад +57

    19:42 it's bc brendon urie unhinged his jaw and ate the rest of the members :/

  • @Nate612
    @Nate612 5 месяцев назад +80

    im so glad you included inquisition’s squidward ass vocalist on the not allowed 100 feet within a school tour!

    • @crustbag
      @crustbag  5 месяцев назад +34

      Jesus christ he DOES sound like squidward, I never made that connection before but now I can't unhear it LMAO

  • @SeamanTheGreat
    @SeamanTheGreat Месяц назад +3

    7:50 I would genuinely see this just for Ghost and the opportunity to throw stuff at Ronnie

  • @vampblack8227
    @vampblack8227 2 месяца назад +3

    Motionless in white still does heavy music! They are just going along with a very cyberpunk theme now which is kinda unique and fun.

  • @DIRTDOGSTUDIO
    @DIRTDOGSTUDIO 5 месяцев назад +103

    Tbh as a slipknot fan i was half expecting slipknot to be in the sellout tour😭

    • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
      @PrinzPassionsfrucht 4 месяца назад +7

      Funny, as a big Linkin Park Fan I expected them to be on that tour as well

    • @vojtechtomes6231
      @vojtechtomes6231 3 месяца назад +3

      As a BMTH fan, I was 100% expecting them to headline the tour.

    • @fnamelname8906
      @fnamelname8906 3 месяца назад +2

      Mastodon fan here and same case.

    • @jessiehermit9503
      @jessiehermit9503 2 месяца назад

      No.

  • @justinsauvageau880
    @justinsauvageau880 5 месяцев назад +284

    I wanna see Hole and Korn on the KornHole tour 😂

    • @sarah-zv8ld
      @sarah-zv8ld 5 месяцев назад +17

      and instead of having an opener everyone just gets to play cornhole for a while

    • @war2thegrave
      @war2thegrave 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@sarah-zv8ldI think they meant a different kind of cornhole.

    • @paulpsycho78
      @paulpsycho78 3 месяца назад

      I saw hole open for tool. After that corn came out

    • @firegodmc1080
      @firegodmc1080 3 месяца назад +3

      mike judge opens

    • @zdoggzero6595
      @zdoggzero6595 2 месяца назад

      Only if Jonathan Davis comes out wearing a blue Metallica shirt over his head

  • @TheAverageMetalPoser
    @TheAverageMetalPoser 5 месяцев назад +87

    I was expecting KISS on the cease and desist tour, what with that time Gene Simmons tried to legally own the horns hand sign 🤘

  • @erikcarlson6374
    @erikcarlson6374 5 месяцев назад +10

    black midi had the worst smelling fans we've ever been around. had to hide in the corner by the trashcans just to escape it.

    • @bailagringamusica
      @bailagringamusica Месяц назад

      Surprisingly the black midi show in Miami didn’t smell as bad as I expected

  • @RitTF2
    @RitTF2 4 месяца назад +5

    Holy fk how did I not know the “my life is like a video game” is actually a FALLING IN REVERSE SONG WTF

  • @edgydude1066
    @edgydude1066 5 месяцев назад +53

    I'm surprised Kiss wasn't on the cease and desist tour considering that THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO SUE A COVER BAND OF KISS. JUST LET THAT SINK IN.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +1

      Well they are Jewish oh wait that's problematic or is it? I have a hard time keeping up with which groups it's okay to be racist to nowadays.

    • @TonyMichaels166
      @TonyMichaels166 4 месяца назад +3

      “Cover bands dangerously bring into question the integrity of the KISS brand.” - Gene (probably)

    • @FuelAirSparkTime
      @FuelAirSparkTime Месяц назад

      Juice gonna juice

  • @gentlehillracer
    @gentlehillracer 5 месяцев назад +129

    "no matter how much hate falling in reverse gets i still don't feel like it's enough" amen

    • @aspirationrecords
      @aspirationrecords 4 месяца назад

      No one cares. You people are annoying. Get over it

  • @worst00oo00
    @worst00oo00 5 месяцев назад +67

    Falling in reverse has to go on every tour as punishment. No rest

  • @taydagod9044
    @taydagod9044 3 месяца назад +23

    The fact that kiss wasn't the headliner of the cease and desist tour is offensive. Good job, take that Gene Simmons

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 3 месяца назад +5

    I'd never heard of Kim Dracula, but because of the algorithm, I was tragically suggested the lineup for the Gathering of the Juggalos, and guess who's in there? Kim Dracula.

  • @ztmusic2789
    @ztmusic2789 5 месяцев назад +368

    One of my friends on Facebook posted the tour poster for Five Finger Death Punch’s tour with Marilyn Manson and Slaughter to Prevail and said “This show is going to smell like piss, cigs, and unpaid child support”. We all jokingly gave our own absurd names for the tour as well, like “The Domestic Violence tour”, “The Neo Nazi Tour”, oh yeah it was great.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +11

      Black dudes love Marilyn Manson?

    • @JoeTheJuggler
      @JoeTheJuggler 4 месяца назад +26

      Can't speak for the other two bands, but Manson beat the allegations. Sure, he's not squeaky clean, but he's definitely not a nazi or an abuser.

    • @junglerat1
      @junglerat1 4 месяца назад +10

      StP got a bad wrap because Alex had the Black Sun tattoo in which he stated he got it when he was a young lad (pretty sure its removed now?). Young dudes do stupid things which tends to hurt nobody, so it shouldn't be hung over their heads. Still a superb band.

    • @aspirationrecords
      @aspirationrecords 4 месяца назад

      Reeee

    • @r.w.860
      @r.w.860 4 месяца назад +3

      @@junglerat1 Yeah Alex got it covered up in 2019.

  • @pattacular
    @pattacular 5 месяцев назад +44

    I was surprised that Trapt didn't make an appearance on the Publicly Immature Tour, but glad to see that they weren't left out entirely.

  • @garyhanniffy982
    @garyhanniffy982 5 месяцев назад +85

    i love how ronnie radke/falling in reverse applies to nearly all of these lmao

  • @Chrisjbennett89
    @Chrisjbennett89 2 месяца назад +6

    I drove my career into the ground because i am a piece of shit tour headling: marilyn manson, kayne west, die antwood, blood on the dance floor, fall in reverse, mindless self indulgence, and r kelly, and p diddy
    Opening acts : kid rock and ted nuget because their career's were long dead.

  • @philssenphilssen
    @philssenphilssen 2 месяца назад +3

    It‘s funny that falling in reverse could‘ve been in all of these posters

  • @BA-qw2dj
    @BA-qw2dj 5 месяцев назад +285

    Honestly if Burzum played live for the first time in his whole 30+ year career and it was opening for slaughter to prevail, falling in reverse and kid rock that is the greatest pr stunt of all time

    • @Doorframe-c2i
      @Doorframe-c2i 5 месяцев назад +12

      I hate varg but I'd go tbh

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 5 месяцев назад

      @@Doorframe-c2i no one cares

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 месяцев назад +19

      With Kanye wearing Burzum shirts in protest it probably isn't too long before Varg goes from a running joke with some good albums, to somebody a couple of chucklefucks we know unironically defend.

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@ArchibaldClumpy burzum was never a joke, varg's musicianship is unmatched.

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +5

      @@ArchibaldClumpy Defend for what he committed murder and served his time, something tells me you're more annoyed about him being racist than a murderer which tells a lot about your defunct moral compass.

  • @PastaTime88
    @PastaTime88 5 месяцев назад +31

    its amazing how many of these tours Falling in Reverse could perform on

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 5 месяцев назад +37

    I came here all excited for a list of real disaster tours, like the Metallica/GNR tour where James got set on fire and Axel caused a venue-destroying riot.

    • @benejack666
      @benejack666 5 месяцев назад +4

      All in the same night, too.

  • @TEcho-Music
    @TEcho-Music 2 месяца назад +3

    Get Scared would have been a good addition to the 100 yards of school tour. their lead singer left the band for an allbum, and the replacement lead was in possession of a lot of things that people should not possess

    • @voidatethesun
      @voidatethesun 2 месяца назад

      i was scouring to make sure they had a mention before i finished the vid 😭 rip get scared, tiktok wouldve loved u (except that fuckass diddler.)

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 4 месяца назад +5

    As someone who knows next to nothing about music controversy this was the funniest shit id ever seen, you know the videos bangin when you gotta keep a separate chrome tab open to type in "bandname controversy" at every joke

  • @JTPxMETAL
    @JTPxMETAL 5 месяцев назад +29

    The “Lost Faith” Tour. Former Christian bands. Underoath and As I Lay Dying headline. Reliant K, Gideon, I the Breather, Attack Attack support.

  • @FenderFanboy91
    @FenderFanboy91 5 месяцев назад +81

    Missed opportunity to call the sellout tour: Sell Out Boy with Fall Out Boy as headliner

    • @myblasterproductions
      @myblasterproductions 5 месяцев назад

      Facts

    • @asciicatface
      @asciicatface 5 месяцев назад +7

      yeahhhh. could include Blink-182 in there too honestly (although maybe their newer stuff is different)

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne 4 месяца назад +2

      i love all their music, but Linkin Park definitely couldve been there too😭

  • @P1NKPVNK_
    @P1NKPVNK_ 5 месяцев назад +38

    I'm surprised Mindless Self Indulgence wasn't on the "100 yards of a school" tour

  • @Bergur191
    @Bergur191 4 месяца назад +5

    The second you mentioned bands getting softer over time I knew Gojira and Architects would be there😂

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan 4 месяца назад +19

    Virginity Tour with Weezer as the headliner

  • @sweetypuss
    @sweetypuss 5 месяцев назад +82

    seeing falling in reverse, slaughter to prevail, and fucking tech n9ne in the same setlist made all of my vital organs shut down. its like a vomit and cat food smoothie

    • @kevinpearson8562
      @kevinpearson8562 Месяц назад

      They literally did a song together and it’s about as bad as the tour would be.

  • @vnss2819
    @vnss2819 5 месяцев назад +88

    I thought I was the realest of the realest until I saw that half of my music taste appeared on the coworker metalcore tour

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 месяцев назад +23

      To be fair there are all sorts of ways you could approach some of your favorite bands, some of which make you that coworker and some of which don't.

    • @amaryllis604
      @amaryllis604 4 месяца назад

      Same haha

    • @luvrix
      @luvrix 3 месяца назад

      I almost got offended🤣 (i let out a huge gasp)

    • @NoodlesDoodles
      @NoodlesDoodles 3 месяца назад

      Same lol

    • @iameatingursnack
      @iameatingursnack 3 месяца назад

      They're all terrible haha

  • @sonnenblumenviolett
    @sonnenblumenviolett 5 месяцев назад +49

    As someone who was a fan of falling in reverse at 13 and is now very much embarrassed about that, i really appreciate you being so consistent in hating on them

  • @HonkeyKongLive
    @HonkeyKongLive 3 месяца назад +5

    Not putting Mastodon or Opeth on the sellout tour is a crime

  • @noelwhite6650
    @noelwhite6650 5 месяцев назад +181

    I will always advocate for clowning on Falling In Reverse. Its never not funny.

    • @Logic552
      @Logic552 5 месяцев назад

      Brrrrooooo me too all the dick riding this dude be getting is annoying

    • @Logic552
      @Logic552 5 месяцев назад

      What pissed me off the most is Ronnie said basically all metal heads are losers and that he just uses his fan for money and everyone over here riding his dick and I’m like daaammmnn I guess yall losers then cuz I’m not f k that guy lol

    • @perkosean
      @perkosean 5 месяцев назад

      🤡

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, as long as Ronnie Radke continues to be a horrible person. Making fun of Falling in Reverse will always be the right thing to do.

  • @ConvincingPeople
    @ConvincingPeople 5 месяцев назад +33

    The highly eclectic "We Don't Talk About That One Guy" Tour: Headlined by John Mellencamp and the Dave Matthews Band, with supporting slots by Cult Leader, No Devotion, New Found Glory and Static-X.

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 5 месяцев назад +5

      Manowar plays on select nights since one of the guitarists they used after they started rotating band members like used needles got caught with CSM

    • @naomi9354
      @naomi9354 4 месяца назад +2

      neurosis absolutely needs to be on that bill

    • @ConvincingPeople
      @ConvincingPeople 4 месяца назад

      @@naomi9354 To be fair, I was going for acts which wound up kicking out a certain kind of awful person and continuing either under their original name or as a new group with an otherwise identical membership rather than breaking up entirely, but we can make an exception for Neurosis based on just how ugly that was and the possibility that the rest of the band go on to do other things in the same way that Cult Leader did after they stopped being Gaza.

  • @edgyspaghetti
    @edgyspaghetti 5 месяцев назад +25

    Only thing I'm mad about is MSI not being on the kiddie diddler tour

  • @Bready3000
    @Bready3000 2 месяца назад +3

    Absolutely incredible that the only band I like on here was Gojira and even then it was still rectified with "well they're still great"

  • @metalman4289
    @metalman4289 2 месяца назад +2

    The Bristol Stool chart tour. Seven bands placed on the bill determined by what kind of shit they would be. Lets have a laugh and create the bill.

  • @Diola_XO
    @Diola_XO 5 месяцев назад +162

    Nothing in this world is more refreshing than pissing off a bunch of FIR fans and bringing tears to their eyes.

    • @Aristomache83
      @Aristomache83 5 месяцев назад +44

      Honestly, I'm expecting Ronald to turn up in the comments and say some slurs.

    • @violetbackedstarling
      @violetbackedstarling 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Aristomache83 funniest thing is he actually would

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike Месяц назад

      fir trees are cool though???????? 😢

  • @zombieedrea
    @zombieedrea 5 месяцев назад +54

    For the alt-right propaganda tour, I'd definitely put Aaron Lewis from Staind on there for select dates. He has an incredibly cringe song called "Am I The Only One" and it's exactly what you think it's about. 💀I also wouldn't put it past Kid Rock to do a whole tour with Tom MacDonald. Not trying to manifest that one but I could see it happening lol

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 5 месяцев назад +6

      Asking "Am I the only one?" and repeating the exact same things in the last chart-topping country "protest" song; name a more iconic duo

    • @user-qx2go3no7h
      @user-qx2go3no7h 5 месяцев назад

      Crazy how everyone commenting is a deviantartfag, a weeb, or neckbeard lol

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +2

      By some of your peoples definitions the vast majority of bands probably could be defined as alt right propaganda.

    • @quigglyz
      @quigglyz 4 месяца назад +1

      gonna cry about it?

    • @Hillbilly1dol
      @Hillbilly1dol 4 месяца назад

      Aaron lewis is definitely cringe, but calling him alt right is crazy. Dude is nothing more than a normie 80’s tier republican who has a hard on for a country that no longer exists. Dude is annoying but not even close to alt right at all.

  • @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny
    @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny 5 месяцев назад +143

    guys we all need to hate on falling in reverse more

    • @aspirationrecords
      @aspirationrecords 4 месяца назад +10

      Why would I hate on a band fronted by a musical legend?

    • @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny
      @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny 4 месяца назад

      @@aspirationrecords because that "musical legend" is a rapist

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@aspirationrecordsPlease tell me you're being sarcastic. Legend...arily bad, maybe

  • @DesusChristus
    @DesusChristus 4 месяца назад +9

    9:32 thats where this video earned a like

  • @JannickVR
    @JannickVR 5 месяцев назад +25

    Bro
    I just saw Architects open for metallica last night, they were pretty good but you could NOT tell they tour'd with Suicide Silence

  • @VMPYREBAAT
    @VMPYREBAAT 5 месяцев назад +34

    Thank god more people are talking about the weird shit alex terrible has and continues to say. Everytime something new came up *I* felt like the crazy one for thinking he’s delusional 💀 Banger video as per usual! This is a major win for the crustbag nation 🖤

  • @ouija433
    @ouija433 5 месяцев назад +15

    Black Flag should’ve been on the stench tour. I saw them live in
    March and it was actually hard to breathe cause of how bad it smelled

  • @LilacBlooms1
    @LilacBlooms1 4 месяца назад +18

    “Oops all right wing propaganda tour” oh so just your average black metal tour

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 Месяц назад

      Tbf, RABM is a thing, and there are quite a few apolitical black metal bands. But still, yeah, not far off, unfortunately.

  • @fnamelname8906
    @fnamelname8906 3 месяца назад +4

    Pink Floyd could go on “too old to be acting this way”. Roger Waters… what are you doing ??

    • @fnamelname8906
      @fnamelname8906 3 месяца назад +1

      Also, Mastodon should join Gojira on the “sellout” tour. They had a pretty similar progression where they started heavy in their first album being straight up sludge metal, to the prog that was gradually increased since Leviathan.

  • @incub
    @incub 5 месяцев назад +94

    surprised SOAD didnt make it through the pipeline tour one, john dolmayan has spiraled into actual right wing insanity online

    • @Salad531
      @Salad531 5 месяцев назад +24

      Thank god the other members are still doing great but god damn John is disappointing

    • @c0nga
      @c0nga 5 месяцев назад +54

      Serj Tankian's left wing activism evens it out lol

    • @scarycleve4266
      @scarycleve4266 5 месяцев назад +38

      That’s because the other band members have him in a corner and tell him “shut the fuck up and just hit the cymbals, John”

  • @Akard517hell
    @Akard517hell 5 месяцев назад +34

    15:00 I feel like drake would have been an """"honorable"""""" mention

  • @Hydons
    @Hydons 5 месяцев назад +21

    Eric Clapton should be on the cease & desist tour cause of that one time he tried to sue a woman for selling an album on ebay

    • @TransDrummer1312
      @TransDrummer1312 5 месяцев назад +11

      I think he and Van Morrison would've fit on the Oops! All Right Wing Propaganda! tour lmao.

  • @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy
    @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy Месяц назад +2

    *Warns that he might end up attacking a band someone likes*
    “hOw dArE yoU mAkE fUn oF mY fAvORitE bAnD!¡!”

  • @gritonsius1750
    @gritonsius1750 4 месяца назад +3

    Loved the falling in reverse hate, 10/10

  • @R0ADK1LLVODS
    @R0ADK1LLVODS 5 месяцев назад +29

    The sellout tour, minus panic, actually seems relatively realistic