Tik Tok's Alpha Male WILL Fight You

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • today, i introduce you to...The Alpha™
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    outro song: • Dotan Negrin & Prismat...
    #alphafamilia #TikTok #Commentary

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  • @soulthesassyassassin3616
    @soulthesassyassassin3616 3 года назад +5992

    Not to be rude or anything, but this Dude really calling himself an “alpha” when he can only land himself into a relationship with his *step sister* 🤧

  • @kaitlynnoble1337
    @kaitlynnoble1337 4 года назад +7451

    when he's filled with toxic masculinity AND he's homophobic AND he's your stepbro🥵🥵

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  4 года назад +1797

      cOuPlE gOaLz !!!!! 🤧🥵

    • @achooe
      @achooe 4 года назад +451

      get me a man like that 😩😩😩
      /s

    • @amzar5896
      @amzar5896 4 года назад +200

      Bro this ain’t one of ours bruh you guys can keep him 4real . If he was doing this in the uk he would probably be either : a. Stabbed b. Bullied c. Jumped in the street.

    • @kaitlynnoble1337
      @kaitlynnoble1337 4 года назад +165

      @@amzar5896 we don't want him either

    • @Fengsuave_
      @Fengsuave_ 4 года назад +72

      AMZAR 58 buddy we don’t want him either, the aliens will take him

  • @shirlatte
    @shirlatte 3 года назад +737

    This guy punches like an episode character

  • @baizhuwaitingroom7057
    @baizhuwaitingroom7057 3 года назад +2327

    before watching this I was bisexual, now I'm nopesexual

  • @iisb3llaa
    @iisb3llaa 4 года назад +6337

    how much do you wanna bet that he hasn't been in a fight EVER

    • @user-td3ke9st9m
      @user-td3ke9st9m 4 года назад +352

      $20 because i dont have that much money but im willing to bet everything i have

    • @nahreentajree2806
      @nahreentajree2806 3 года назад +337

      my first born child

    • @justacatperson1601
      @justacatperson1601 3 года назад +156

      All my money

    • @cr1spy.s0cks92
      @cr1spy.s0cks92 3 года назад +186

      If he has been, he prolly snapped like a twig.

    • @efiedler9139
      @efiedler9139 3 года назад +102

      I think has been in a fight where he got his butt kicked

  • @suella7505
    @suella7505 3 года назад +752

    Her normal voice is alright but when she does the baby voice, I need to throw away my headphones and breathe in deeply more than 10 times. It's a battle, man. 😂😭

    • @POThead42O
      @POThead42O 3 года назад +17

      When she does the baby voice she sounds like any anime girl ever.

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 Год назад +20

      It's the second hand embarrassment for me, like I have to get up and walk around the house for a bit.

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 Год назад +2

      Only ten??

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo Год назад +1

      I mean... There's a time and a place for the baby voice... This is not the time, nor the place.
      Especially with the face she pulls with it, but that's honestly something that's okay if they're both into it... But again, not on the internet

    • @koii319
      @koii319 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@POThead42Othats an insult to anime girls

  • @m.e3491
    @m.e3491 3 года назад +3996

    I feel like he would be that one kid who's only insult was "gay"

    • @sumi579
      @sumi579 3 года назад +238

      I would like to ask every 12 year old boy why "gay" is an insult

    • @ooferdanoob6013
      @ooferdanoob6013 3 года назад +53

      @@sumi579 same, I was called gay once

    • @sumi579
      @sumi579 3 года назад +129

      @@ooferdanoob6013 I believe that gay is in no way possible an insult. I have been called gay more than once as well, and I take it as a complement. I do not see a reason for it to be used against someone, especially as I have friends that are part of the LGBTQ+ community
      (Sorry for the rant btw :/)

    • @nsnnsnsj7205
      @nsnnsnsj7205 3 года назад +26

      @@ooferdanoob6013 you have been blessed 💫💫💫💫💫

    • @jeremywith_pants
      @jeremywith_pants 3 года назад +64

      A bunch of guys in my class call me that and I always just respond with "Yes" or "who's calling me?"

  • @iburntmyovereasy
    @iburntmyovereasy 3 года назад +3340

    _not wearing a dress because your "to masculine" is the single most immasculine thing you could do._

    • @Melonhii
      @Melonhii 3 года назад +230

      The most masculine men wear the sluttiest dresses

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 3 года назад +335

      Men who rock a dress proudly are the manliest men lmao

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 3 года назад +172

      @@Melonhii Remember, the Roman's believed only barbarian men wore trousers.

    • @melissachristodoulou9476
      @melissachristodoulou9476 3 года назад +6

      How I met your mother proves it 💅

    • @onyx4152
      @onyx4152 3 года назад +3

      What exactly is masculinity in your eyes?

  • @Sipsipsippinonlambtears
    @Sipsipsippinonlambtears 3 года назад +399

    Diana seems like the type to often say "cutesy wutesy" or "wittle" and I wanna cry about it

    • @Sipsipsippinonlambtears
      @Sipsipsippinonlambtears 3 года назад +35

      There's nothing wrong with saying wittle or cutesy wutesy in most context, but I'm just imagining her saying it in her baby voice and I hate it

    • @hannahmccabe7527
      @hannahmccabe7527 3 года назад +29

      WITLLE BICKLE 👹👹👹👹

    • @imrightyourewrongshutup1096
      @imrightyourewrongshutup1096 3 года назад +4

      @@hannahmccabe7527 LMAO

  • @kendyl1988
    @kendyl1988 3 года назад +4418

    He's the type "man" who wouldn't let his girlfriend wear lipstick when they kiss because it would ruin his "reputation"

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 3 года назад +66

      Wtf who does that?

    • @kendyl1988
      @kendyl1988 3 года назад +135

      @@no_opinion1065 My stepdad

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 3 года назад +67

      @@kendyl1988 Bruh whot

    • @astra5091
      @astra5091 3 года назад +46

      @@kendyl1988 💀💀💀 that man-

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 года назад +24

      @@kendyl1988 you killed me

  • @vintxqe9760
    @vintxqe9760 3 года назад +7088

    you guys are talking about diana's “baby voice“, but i'm just wondering how mentally scarred that phone's fbi agent is.

  • @raine_rainegoaway
    @raine_rainegoaway 3 года назад +281

    Plot twist: He wasn't punching the air, he's just secretly an airbender

    • @Horangiverse
      @Horangiverse 7 месяцев назад +2

      This changes everything

    • @burningpileofshakespearean
      @burningpileofshakespearean 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Horangiverse Like how everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

  • @quantasea8509
    @quantasea8509 3 года назад +2909

    I dunno, guys, her “baby” voice made me reach for the closest weapon involuntarily

    • @tjain3721
      @tjain3721 3 года назад +171

      It triggered my fight or flight response

    • @Sipsipsippinonlambtears
      @Sipsipsippinonlambtears 3 года назад +56

      Have a spare weapon I can borrow?

    • @wepti8753
      @wepti8753 3 года назад +56

      @@Sipsipsippinonlambtears Yeah you can pick. I’ll list your options.
      30mm GAU Avenger cannon (The gun on the A-10 warthog)
      A katana, nice and original
      Glock 18 small but efficient
      AR-15 useful in mid range combat, good for killing tiktokers like this baby voice girl.
      20mm explosive machinegun, typically used on tanks but can be used to take out tiktokers
      And the final weapon, my personal favorite, the emoji movie. Show them the emoji movie and the tendency to die will be too high for them. Now in order for you to survive I have some special glasses to wear.
      Take your pick and enjoy your weapon!

    • @vinylcreeks
      @vinylcreeks 3 года назад +27

      @@wepti8753 i also want a weapon after hearing the voice
      Can i take the katana?

    • @wepti8753
      @wepti8753 3 года назад +17

      @@vinylcreeks Katana? Coming right up!

  • @mxedSaladGreens
    @mxedSaladGreens 3 года назад +2543

    this mans masculinity so fragile he would just evaporate if he was a foot away from anything resembling the color pink if it wasn't on his stepsister

    • @joycekelly5935
      @joycekelly5935 3 года назад +117

      Ikr it's like just a drop a single drop of pink paint gets on his clothes and this man will do a 6 year old little girl scream

    • @wafflesthearttoad6916
      @wafflesthearttoad6916 3 года назад +118

      Wait until he finds out that organs are pink.

    • @swirlingstars_3339
      @swirlingstars_3339 3 года назад +76

      That must be why he's always wearing sunglasses. He has to block his vision of anything pink so he doesn't just evaporate on the spot

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism 3 года назад +19

      BAHAHAHAHA NOT EVAPORATE

    • @chainlocker305
      @chainlocker305 2 года назад +8

      Honestly though, I swear that every "alpha male" that advertises themselves as such is just immensely salty about the fact that they don't have the big dick energy that they so desperately want hsjxbsjxbdjf 😂😂

  • @shyleee
    @shyleee 3 года назад +246

    You all are worried about what’s wrong with Diana’s voice but y’all.... I’m worried about there mother’s. How would you feel if you made....THIS.

    • @elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381
      @elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381 3 года назад +37

      Not to mention their parents are the same (they're step-siblings), so yeah, the mother has to endure two sources of headache.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 года назад +9

      Late term abortion?

    • @shyleee
      @shyleee 2 года назад +1

      @@r.j.penfold WTF LMFAOOOOO

  • @LucarioDXAuraStorm
    @LucarioDXAuraStorm 4 года назад +4327

    Her baby voice gives me syphilis :(

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  4 года назад +535

      omg i-

    • @goneforgood7034
      @goneforgood7034 4 года назад

      Gives me fucking hearing aids and aids in itself

    • @georgialeitch8444
      @georgialeitch8444 4 года назад +355

      And fetishising over a baby voice is pedophelia ;-;

    • @andersthecrow6588
      @andersthecrow6588 3 года назад +178

      My eyes and ears bleed when i watch them oh and my brain is a rotting pile of apples just thinking about them

    • @megumiseyelashes6706
      @megumiseyelashes6706 3 года назад +193

      @@georgialeitch8444 let's be real here, not even a pedophile would be able to stand that voice

  • @0ryxxx
    @0ryxxx 4 года назад +4136

    please, he's fighting the corona virus, a true alpha😌🤩

  • @eternalderp822
    @eternalderp822 3 года назад +99

    Men wonder why lesbians are lesbians when we got this man looking like the personification of a twilight fanfic

  • @achooe
    @achooe 4 года назад +4326

    plot twist the girl is actually the alpha

  • @punkgutz8043
    @punkgutz8043 3 года назад +3252

    Her baby voice *HURTS* me physically. I can’t. I really *REALLY* can’t listen to it. I feel like I die a little inside every time.

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 года назад +86

      I drown in land every time I hear it 😂😭

    • @Space.Coffee
      @Space.Coffee 3 года назад +111

      Nails on a chalkboard

    • @KristinaVukovic1
      @KristinaVukovic1 3 года назад +20

      @@Space.Coffee i like the sound of that 😭 🤚

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +71

      My ears bleed but in reality it’s just my brain melting and spilling out of my ears every time I hear her baby voice

    • @suhaneegupta814
      @suhaneegupta814 3 года назад +7

      i feel you

  • @dannie4936
    @dannie4936 3 года назад +113

    that "baby" voice activated my fight or flight

  • @KaijuBilly
    @KaijuBilly 4 года назад +5753

    This is either performance art in its highest and most disciplined form or a sign of the end times

  • @syriaramenchinese9593
    @syriaramenchinese9593 3 года назад +1733

    This is the alpha male y/n falls for in every Wattpad story.

    • @cr1tixism
      @cr1tixism 3 года назад +192

      *Ugly laughing at Y/N*

    • @hayoonpark7454
      @hayoonpark7454 3 года назад +38

      LMAOO FR

    • @hayoonpark7454
      @hayoonpark7454 3 года назад +23

      @@cr1tixism 😭 Me, I’m the ugly.

    • @evas.2587
      @evas.2587 3 года назад +39

      Anger issues/fighting an invisible enemy? Sounds about right

    • @alexasmith7118
      @alexasmith7118 3 года назад +21

      Yeah. I hate when people do a female or boy Y/N x some boy or girl. It doesn't have to be a love story. My Y/N is just a genderless vitiligo person.

  • @drskellybones8049
    @drskellybones8049 3 года назад +251

    he calls himself strong but i have yet to see him do any ballet moves

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 3 года назад +38

      He would probably think that’s too ‘feminine’ although ballerinas don’t have to be girls and are super strong

    • @lilperidot8783
      @lilperidot8783 2 года назад +20

      People who can do ballet are unironically so attractive, I will die for them

    • @eilir_adron
      @eilir_adron 2 года назад +1

      @@lilperidot8783 ugh same

  • @kaitlynnoble1337
    @kaitlynnoble1337 4 года назад +2490

    no one:
    the alpha when the air touches his girl:🤬🤬

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 4 года назад +113

      30,000 punches per second to the air

    • @corcor2366
      @corcor2366 4 года назад +85

      Air: touches his girl
      Him: I’m sped 🤬🤬

    • @raviolithief4009
      @raviolithief4009 4 года назад +73

      Girl: breathes
      Guy: YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT? HES SOFT YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
      Guy: beats her up

    • @xshlol522
      @xshlol522 4 года назад +20

      "alpha"

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 3 года назад +4

      @who in the heck put the muffins in the freeza ded

  • @bookishlyhaileybrooke
    @bookishlyhaileybrooke 4 года назад +5387

    Omg if this is what a relationship is like I’d rather be single

    • @sterylmeep3388
      @sterylmeep3388 4 года назад +692

      The pure alphaness turned me straight

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  4 года назад +1081

      you’re telling me u DON’T want your own Alpha Male??

    • @bookishlyhaileybrooke
      @bookishlyhaileybrooke 4 года назад +514

      Annamarie Forcino I’d rather date one of the Girl Defined husbands lol

    • @Rose-tj5ko
      @Rose-tj5ko 4 года назад +21

      Sameeee

    • @strryxyz
      @strryxyz 3 года назад +39

      @@AnnamarieForcino i’ll stay Omni with a strong hatred for men thank you😔

  • @jimmypageissatanandistan9417
    @jimmypageissatanandistan9417 3 года назад +62

    Hearing her baby voice is harder for me than my schizophrenic psychosis and I think that says a lot

  • @mathosplays
    @mathosplays 3 года назад +1874

    “IS THIS GUY AFRAID OF THE ALPHA” *silence * sir, this is mc donalds

    • @dontmindme2267
      @dontmindme2267 3 года назад +69

      Do you want your soba or not sir

    • @mathosplays
      @mathosplays 3 года назад +40

      @@dontmindme2267 I’ll take two

    • @violetleiva6319
      @violetleiva6319 3 года назад +17

      SHOTO?

    • @sheilarikas
      @sheilarikas 3 года назад +8

      Shoto?👁👄👁

    • @Euanguyen
      @Euanguyen 3 года назад +15

      HAHAHHAA I CAN HEAR TODOROKI SAYING THISSS😭💀

  • @gretaspoletini4025
    @gretaspoletini4025 3 года назад +1548

    She is born to be an actress. I mean imagine looking at him being like "uh baby you look so sexy"

    • @virginiavallek1654
      @virginiavallek1654 3 года назад +51

      The acting is SHIT! ON both parts...

    • @averagegranolagirl
      @averagegranolagirl 3 года назад +130

      She lowkey deserves an Oscar for being able to look him in the eye and say that with a straight face

    • @astra5091
      @astra5091 3 года назад +18

      @@averagegranolagirl IFKRRR LIKE I COULD NEVER

    • @joycekelly5935
      @joycekelly5935 3 года назад +19

      @@averagegranolagirl Bruh how would she get an award she'd start talking like a baby and the award itself will slap her and leave

    • @nix2747
      @nix2747 2 года назад

      Just give her the oscar now

  • @jojoyseli
    @jojoyseli 3 года назад +65

    He can't even hold up his arms in the correct position when he's "fighting"
    If he would actually fight someone holding his arms like this he would probably break his wrists

  • @Cashopeia
    @Cashopeia 4 года назад +3122

    I can't really tell if this "alpha male" is a satire or he's a just poor soul who believes he is an actual alpha male.
    As for the baby talk part, damn. If she is intentionally cringing everyone, then she's doing a great job.
    Another question: how old are these two?

  • @kaitlynnoble1337
    @kaitlynnoble1337 4 года назад +859

    the fact that there are people out there who are unironically watching their content terrifies me

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  4 года назад +153

      i do not trust those people

    • @kaitlynnoble1337
      @kaitlynnoble1337 4 года назад +32

      @@AnnamarieForcino me neither. hope I never cross paths with any of them.

    • @danielponcianodiaz176
      @danielponcianodiaz176 4 года назад +5

      I’m pretty sure the dude is trolling

    • @kaitlynnoble1337
      @kaitlynnoble1337 4 года назад +17

      @@danielponcianodiaz176 it's way too hard to tell these days

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 4 года назад +17

      The future is fucked. Stop the world I wanna get off.

  • @thecowartcrew4753
    @thecowartcrew4753 3 года назад +198

    I expected cringe but like.. I think I need a therapist now, I’m scared. Help 😭

  • @syndelmartinez2093
    @syndelmartinez2093 3 года назад +712

    i found out the wolfs don’t have “alpha males” or anything like that sooo
    👁👄👁

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 3 года назад +175

      They don't, the person who published the study deeply regrets it and has been fighting the misconceptions it created ever since

    • @stxrglare4081
      @stxrglare4081 3 года назад +106

      Lmao the “alpha male” dudes compare themselves to wolves when we’re literally monkeys.. lmao is there a “king ape”

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 3 года назад +43

      @@stxrglare4081 "king ape" man that sent me 🤣

    • @loawillie-harry1094
      @loawillie-harry1094 3 года назад +31

      Please don’t remind me my wattpad memory is ruined

    • @blackrosejinx5563
      @blackrosejinx5563 3 года назад +16

      It’s quite the opposite actually, the females are considered the “alphas”

  • @arreytataw7758
    @arreytataw7758 3 года назад +3000

    This my man really out here punching air and still losing 📉😒

    • @Ash-py2lu
      @Ash-py2lu 3 года назад +127

      ~airbending~

    • @gottzd.3774
      @gottzd.3774 3 года назад +27

      Your comment made my day lol

    • @its_rose531
      @its_rose531 3 года назад +37

      *Imaginary Airbending intensifies*

    • @astra5091
      @astra5091 3 года назад +24

      The Man watching too much avatar the last air bender

    • @akua1610
      @akua1610 3 года назад +20

      The way he punches is actually horrific tho

  • @that_guy_m4rk
    @that_guy_m4rk 3 года назад +53

    When you said they were step siblings, I started hearing sirens outside my house.

  • @deeznuts9168
    @deeznuts9168 3 года назад +4112

    Whenever i see "alpha males" online i just get reminded of the ABO mpreg fics i read in my wattpad days and i think its kinda funny

    • @GrandpaShagger69
      @GrandpaShagger69 3 года назад +348

      @Toby Rodgers, King Of Waffles you don't need to know you're too pure for this

    • @GrandpaShagger69
      @GrandpaShagger69 3 года назад +79

      @Toby Rodgers, King Of Waffles en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegaverse this all you need

    • @ivoryee2337
      @ivoryee2337 3 года назад +13

      YES LMAO

    • @Ifmdvjgoo
      @Ifmdvjgoo 3 года назад +6

      XD sameeee

    • @lilac7171
      @lilac7171 3 года назад +48

      @Toby Rodgers, King Of Waffles alpha-beta-omega k1*k

  • @iamthe7nationarmy788
    @iamthe7nationarmy788 3 года назад +903

    he legit seems like he finna abuse her everytime he mad

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +15

      Ikr, btw hi eri

    • @enigmat05
      @enigmat05 3 года назад +25

      He bout to give her a headlock and then a suplex

    • @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053
      @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053 3 года назад +30

      and that woman thinks its hot

    • @user-it4cl9hf6u
      @user-it4cl9hf6u 3 года назад +10

      no he'd punch the air

    • @sanschmidt5457
      @sanschmidt5457 3 года назад +6

      Absolutely what I was thinking! A person like this CANNOT have healthy coping mechanisms, right? Right?!

  • @angelinarose4622
    @angelinarose4622 3 года назад +202

    the fact that they are step siblings makes me 😌 wanna leave earth

  • @royalbace8609
    @royalbace8609 4 года назад +1405

    He’s beat up the air one too many times, it’s turning into abuse now 😤 I wanna box him for the air’s honor

  • @youknowmyswagnotmystory9319
    @youknowmyswagnotmystory9319 4 года назад +876

    WHEN HE TRIES TO DEEPEN HIS VOICE AND GROWL I- AKSJSJDJJSJSKDDISSJSJ 💀💀

    • @softstrawberrymochi610
      @softstrawberrymochi610 3 года назад +28

      I dont know the Drama between beauty gurus today
      He literally went *rRrRrrr*
      😂😂😂😂

    • @youknowmyswagnotmystory9319
      @youknowmyswagnotmystory9319 3 года назад +22

      @@softstrawberrymochi610 *This guys SAWFT* 😈😈😈😈💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @arx0nn.553
      @arx0nn.553 3 года назад +21

      HE SAID GRR BARK BARK HUFF WOOF SNARL SNARL HISS HISS NSJSKSK

    • @youknowmyswagnotmystory9319
      @youknowmyswagnotmystory9319 3 года назад +13

      @@arx0nn.553 if i answered a phone call and this was the sound coming out i will cry

  • @journeyyrich
    @journeyyrich 3 года назад +48

    he has definitely never thrown a punch 💀

  • @simsim8089
    @simsim8089 3 года назад +1378

    This has to be a kink thing, there is no way they act like that normally

    • @crybaby-zo9fw
      @crybaby-zo9fw 3 года назад +114

      their step siblings
      no words.
      and yeah i hope so

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 года назад +23

      @@crybaby-zo9fw FR!! Yeah, No words 😭

    • @nothing-jl2dz
      @nothing-jl2dz 3 года назад +27

      Seems like a clout thing but then again, many people are just mentally ill.

    • @moon_wei
      @moon_wei 3 года назад +2

      I DEFINITELY DON'T ACT LIKE THAT WTH 😭😭😭

    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 2 года назад +3

      its always gotta be a kink

  • @kinedj699
    @kinedj699 3 года назад +413

    Every time she does that “baby voice” or he growls I lose 7 years of my life.

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 года назад +21

      We finna die tomorrow 😂

    • @seyiselaton
      @seyiselaton 3 года назад +9

      That's one way to escape this hell

    • @jiminslostjams5709
      @jiminslostjams5709 3 года назад +5

      @@suella7505 😭😭

    • @kianas9288
      @kianas9288 3 года назад +5

      you’re hanging on by a thread at this point. one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 3 года назад +2

      Cringe meter is off the charts today

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 2 года назад +14

    Whenever someone talks about themselves as an "alpha male", I ask them if they're on team Edward or team Jakob.
    Because that's the level of discourse that we're at, apparently. The only place where "Alpha Male" makes any sense for humans is in teenage werewolf fiction.
    (Yes, I know that at least one of the dudes mentioned above was a vampire, just 🐻with me here)

  • @poffydaisy5134
    @poffydaisy5134 3 года назад +1518

    "Men aren't men anymore"
    me: *adios* **slowly fades away**

    • @leviathan4611
      @leviathan4611 3 года назад +134

      Me who's non binary: do I die or

    • @alexrose1279
      @alexrose1279 3 года назад +97

      @@leviathan4611 imagine how confused I am as a genderfluid ✨person✨

    • @coal1818
      @coal1818 3 года назад +137

      "Men arent men anymore" youre right theyre all catboys now

    • @poffydaisy5134
      @poffydaisy5134 3 года назад +25

      @@coal1818 oh mY GOD

    • @gaybutnotthatgay
      @gaybutnotthatgay 3 года назад +44

      @@coal1818 woah, thats literally paradise-

  • @izzyd1602
    @izzyd1602 3 года назад +1308

    If I asked this man to hold my purse he would shatter.

    • @ludameri1384
      @ludameri1384 3 года назад +28

      Literally

    • @nope748
      @nope748 3 года назад +13

      This comment is so funny lmao

    • @snowleopard3532
      @snowleopard3532 3 года назад +14

      uhn uhn don't trust him to hold anything

    • @wholetmeonhere
      @wholetmeonhere 3 года назад +49

      “ThE aLpHa WiLl NoT eMaScUlAtE hImSeLf By HoLdInG a PuRsE!”

    • @joycekelly5935
      @joycekelly5935 3 года назад +32

      @@wholetmeonhere "Dude it's just a purse, like are you saying you aren't strong enough to hold one?"

  • @urmother2090
    @urmother2090 3 года назад +28

    “Yup, that’s my man, my daddy dom alpha male right there”
    Him being her literal step-sister kills me inside- just wait til annamarie finds out, OHO

  • @diemaus69
    @diemaus69 3 года назад +460

    "The alpha" as some people call it, is probably one of the most cringiest, wierdest, "wannabe, Gross, men on tiktok ive ever seen.

    • @lance2783
      @lance2783 3 года назад +1

      QuartzPeach not related to the comment at all, BUT I LOVE YOUR KOKICHI PFP🧍

    • @jocelyn4265
      @jocelyn4265 3 года назад +13

      Honestly calling yourself an alpha makes you look so fucking weak and insecure lmao People that are truly confident don't need to crow about how cool they are every five minutes

    • @hayoonpark7454
      @hayoonpark7454 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, like calling wolfs that is fine but humans..

  • @superzer0600
    @superzer0600 4 года назад +752

    This hurt to watch. Physically hurt me, like I'm going to take a bath now to recover.

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  4 года назад +101

      we will get thru this together 😔😔

    • @vampiredrive
      @vampiredrive 3 года назад +9

      im in physical pain this is so bad omg

    • @alexrose1279
      @alexrose1279 3 года назад

      I'm taking a self care day, like a full on hour soak, lotion, some tea and biscuits, I deserve it for getting through these tiktoks

  • @jadebeatles9485
    @jadebeatles9485 3 года назад +42

    3:31 He's the kid who took playing the wolf pack game at recess too seriously

  • @Katia.t.t
    @Katia.t.t 3 года назад +273

    I am a 14 year old girl who looks almost dead but I bet I could beat "tHe aLpHa" in a fight 😹

  • @Danielle-ne4ix
    @Danielle-ne4ix 4 года назад +1344

    Aren't they step siblings who date and live in a hotel?

  • @RamonaGelosi
    @RamonaGelosi 3 года назад +9

    I know kink shaming is wrong but the mix of the alpha thing and the baby voice, i feel so uncomfortable and dirty (in a bad way) that I feel like i need to take a shower.

  • @unknowntvchannel6013
    @unknowntvchannel6013 3 года назад +1967

    I’m so sorry for their parents... just imagine this being your kid...

    • @mslizzieforbes
      @mslizzieforbes 3 года назад +256

      Their singular pair of parents

    • @its_rose531
      @its_rose531 3 года назад +37

      @@mslizzieforbes 💀👍

    • @degenerat9329
      @degenerat9329 3 года назад +28

      @@mslizzieforbes JAIL ✋💀

    • @beebeebubbles7953
      @beebeebubbles7953 3 года назад +1

      Yay free maids

    • @beebeebubbles7953
      @beebeebubbles7953 3 года назад +15

      @@mslizzieforbes NEW EXCLUSIVE PARENTS!! GOLD BLACK PINK WHITE GREEN BLUE YELLOW GREY BROWN MAROON DIAMOND WATER COLOURS! LIMITED EDITION, *(EACH SOLD INDIVIDUALLY)*

  • @ereriphobicye7707
    @ereriphobicye7707 3 года назад +619

    I swear if she ain't gon' stop that baby voice i'm putting her up for adoption.

    • @mementomori2809
      @mementomori2809 3 года назад +14

      off topic but i love ur pfp 🥺

    • @ereriphobicye7707
      @ereriphobicye7707 3 года назад +11

      @@mementomori2809 Omg i love your Midari pfp!!

    • @ereriphobicye7707
      @ereriphobicye7707 3 года назад +6

      @QuartzPeach good idea,also i love your kokichi pfp (^-^)

    • @lesbianist
      @lesbianist 3 года назад +7

      aight, i'll put her in a garbage can until she rots.

    • @CrystalNotKenny
      @CrystalNotKenny 3 года назад +5

      Imagine what would happen to them if their PARENTS found out...

  • @pchiare
    @pchiare 3 года назад +16

    "Please just be performance art." is the mantra i cry myself to sleep with every night

  • @raydamenace3828
    @raydamenace3828 3 года назад +746

    This is a gacha cringe couple in real life. There is no hope left.

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +75

      Or a wattpad bad boy fanfiction

    • @raydamenace3828
      @raydamenace3828 3 года назад +10

      @@mewow3556 yes

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +48

      @@raydamenace3828 but like a x reader done by fifth grader

    • @raydamenace3828
      @raydamenace3828 3 года назад +17

      @@mewow3556 That is not a good combination

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 3 года назад +30

      @@mewow3556 it probably says "orbs" as a replacement for eyes somewhere in the story

  • @wendeviant2475
    @wendeviant2475 3 года назад +657

    Anyone that calls themselves and Alpha misunderstands everything about Pack dynamics. Alphas (male or female) protect instead of instigating fights. They feed the pups first; sheer numbers in the pack sustain protection.
    The only thing he gets right is that packs are family units. And they sure kept it in the family...

    • @championlaura4044
      @championlaura4044 3 года назад +81

      Apparently he didn't realise the parents or "alphas" in a pack generally aren't related

    • @theratking9057
      @theratking9057 3 года назад +86

      Wolves don't even have alphas lol. The wolf leading the pack is the mother. Monkeys are the ones with aplhas-

    • @ludameri1384
      @ludameri1384 3 года назад +37

      So these "alpha males" are just the polar opposite of an actual alpha in a wolf pack?

    • @user-it4cl9hf6u
      @user-it4cl9hf6u 3 года назад +29

      @@ludameri1384 no theyre just the guys who tried to be the cool guy after highschool

    • @MEl-mr3wp
      @MEl-mr3wp 3 года назад +79

      Alpha wolves are not ever even real. The guy who coined the term ended up realizing his theory was wrong. He was only studying captive wolves, and when he observed savage wolves, he realized they weren't acting like that. Now he's pissed at the dudebros who are using these terms to describe themselves

  • @user-te7nk6pd8n
    @user-te7nk6pd8n 3 года назад +31

    they took my second hand embarassment to a whole new level

    • @badbar01
      @badbar01 3 года назад

      hey i like your pfp! what anime is that?

    • @martinemoise8485
      @martinemoise8485 2 года назад

      @@badbar01 SAIKI K

  • @anonymousarthands5818
    @anonymousarthands5818 3 года назад +292

    If she was my girlfriend I'd leave as soon as that baby voice left her mouth. Tbh

    • @jessicamarques4369
      @jessicamarques4369 3 года назад +12

      @Lim gonna be a star Sappho didn't wrote amazing poetry for this bulshit😂

  • @peracaju4546
    @peracaju4546 4 года назад +581

    The 911 bit was actually a cry for help

    • @poosaymasta1054
      @poosaymasta1054 3 года назад +18

      ya something inst right in this “realationship”

    • @jelly8642
      @jelly8642 3 года назад +6

      Pretty sure it was, especially how he acted at the end of the first one..
      Also let's not ignore how he snatches the phone away in the prank call one..

    • @r0y_theSpooky_cat
      @r0y_theSpooky_cat 3 года назад +1

      @@poosaymasta1054 ikr

    • @chenmae9747
      @chenmae9747 3 года назад +1

      @@poosaymasta1054 It’s the fact that there step siblings.

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 3 года назад

      So long @@poosaymasta1054 (sorry I had to make the joke)

  • @milkmanmcgee6683
    @milkmanmcgee6683 3 года назад +22

    He’s out being “the alpha” with the name jordie,flippin jordie

  • @angelinadossantos2393
    @angelinadossantos2393 3 года назад +623

    he is the most underwhelming male I have ever witnessed in my entire life nothing about him screams dominant or hot at all LMAO pack it up kyle🙄

    • @Nisha-tt6ro
      @Nisha-tt6ro 3 года назад +48

      Ikr 💀also; she is like a 10 while he is a solid 2? 😃🤌🏼

    • @jiminslostjams5709
      @jiminslostjams5709 3 года назад +7

      @@Nisha-tt6ro fr😭🤣🤣

    • @m.salmanalbaehaqi8929
      @m.salmanalbaehaqi8929 3 года назад

      Hei teume👀👀👀

    • @footpicsfor50dollars35
      @footpicsfor50dollars35 3 года назад +8

      @@Nisha-tt6ro You think that baby talking girl is a 10?💀

    • @Nisha-tt6ro
      @Nisha-tt6ro 3 года назад +3

      @@footpicsfor50dollars35 yes I think she is very pretty.

  • @Strawberry-kq4bp
    @Strawberry-kq4bp 4 года назад +626

    So much testosterone I don't need to pay $200 for it anymore.

  • @booperdooper9762
    @booperdooper9762 3 года назад +14

    How they got in a relationship was prolly a "step bro what are you doing?"

  • @usernotfound8774
    @usernotfound8774 3 года назад +294

    "There step-siblings"
    WHEN I TELL YOU A SAT UP-

    • @chenmae9747
      @chenmae9747 3 года назад +15

      SAME LIKE- 👀

    • @pissonmytoast
      @pissonmytoast 3 года назад +13

      Chile- 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

    • @hanokokun9246
      @hanokokun9246 Год назад

      THERE ARE MANY FISH FROM THE SEA THAT ARE NOT IN YOUR FAMILY TREE

  • @angelmirchev8433
    @angelmirchev8433 4 года назад +335

    This kid cannot throw a punch to save his life. I'm getting second hand embarrassment watching him 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @BattlerOfEarth
      @BattlerOfEarth 3 года назад +7

      Same I mean the foot work, rotation, and everything is off

  • @abernathyisliterate7768
    @abernathyisliterate7768 3 года назад +9

    Fun update: their entire channel is gone and she isn’t addressing any questions about him on her new one. We have been FREED FROM THIS SINFUL BOND

    • @muffuletta
      @muffuletta 9 месяцев назад

      we thank you greatly from almost 2024 🙏

  • @cherrybubble7084
    @cherrybubble7084 3 года назад +853

    He’s that one kid who would role play as a wolf under the slide

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +78

      He would get mad and quit the game when another guy tried to fight him to be alpha

    • @unsubscribedanimation
      @unsubscribedanimation 3 года назад +58

      He's not cool enough to play wolves

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 3 года назад +38

      I would NOT have invited him to play werewolf or vampire games w/ me at the playground. 😫

    • @liria75
      @liria75 2 года назад +18

      on all levels except physical i am a wolf

    • @emnic1
      @emnic1 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @pitycircle4599
    @pitycircle4599 3 года назад +415

    the hair, nose piercing and flannel radiates big kurtis conner energy tbh

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +6

      YeS

    • @gwjw828
      @gwjw828 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @lilithic6337
      @lilithic6337 3 года назад +13

      so true even the way she talks reminds of him

    • @kiiraweiiss3097
      @kiiraweiiss3097 3 года назад

      Omg yes i also Thought that 🤣🤣

    • @jfuller1722
      @jfuller1722 3 года назад +15

      Dude i literally just made a "Petition for Annamarie and Kurtis Conner to make a colab video" comment, scrolled down and saw this. Im dying 😂

  • @vienowo
    @vienowo 3 года назад +35

    news announcement, i'm no longer bi. *i'm strictly a lesbian now.*

    • @smeni9495
      @smeni9495 2 года назад +4

      I (bi amab non bin) am becoming heterosexual as we speak

  • @eve-alexandria8788
    @eve-alexandria8788 3 года назад +1208

    why is nobody talking about how she is his LITERAL STEP-SISTER

    • @heyhuman4609
      @heyhuman4609 3 года назад +74

      ok wHAT NOW

    • @tonka_lp
      @tonka_lp 3 года назад +58

      Ur lying pls tell me you're lying

    • @saritab28
      @saritab28 3 года назад +89

      @@tonka_lp not a lie, not at all, they're step-siblings

    • @seyiselaton
      @seyiselaton 3 года назад +37

      Yup their step siblings that's what makes it worse

    • @inconspicuoushoodie4504
      @inconspicuoushoodie4504 3 года назад +8

      i saw one comment saying this then one more then this so yeah this confirms it

  • @calviniyer9799
    @calviniyer9799 3 года назад +10

    The banjo at 12:55 got me laughing SO HARD. My parents came in to check if I was alright.

  • @sugarspiceandsoggyrice9978
    @sugarspiceandsoggyrice9978 3 года назад +312

    the fact that the first video was tagged "#alphabama" im going to pass away

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 3 года назад +28

      a l p h a b a m a

    • @weirdettepoop2697
      @weirdettepoop2697 3 года назад +12

      Omfg-

    • @thegayonelolbye1599
      @thegayonelolbye1599 3 года назад +3

      When I found out they were step siblings one clip flashed through my head.......................................
      SwEeT hOMe AlaBaMA

  • @blackrosejinx5563
    @blackrosejinx5563 3 года назад +422

    Fun fact: in nature, the *female* is actually the alpha. Also, can we talk about how their niche is basically Omegaverse gone *_horribly_* wrong.

    • @izabellagiroux2850
      @izabellagiroux2850 3 года назад +56

      Has omegaverse ever gone right?

    • @strawberryjam6235
      @strawberryjam6235 3 года назад +11

      @@izabellagiroux2850 yeah it can

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora 3 года назад +15

      There are no alphas in "nature". We're not incarcerated wolfs.

    • @alicjaobuchowicz5782
      @alicjaobuchowicz5782 2 года назад +7

      In nature there’s no alpha. For example wolves that are leading are just parents of the others

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 Год назад +4

      You could say it's...EWmegaverse

  • @tasfiazahin7572
    @tasfiazahin7572 3 года назад +9

    The way he got out of the bed with a hunched back and tensed arms like an overcompensating human crab of self-esteem issues while making the fart meme sound I cAn'T-

  • @miyo-miyo7295
    @miyo-miyo7295 3 года назад +97

    His alpha mode and her baby voice makes me ashamed in humanity

    • @randompersonontheinternet5183
      @randompersonontheinternet5183 3 года назад

      Hey is your profile picture of Kōshi Sugawara from Haikyuu??

    • @miyo-miyo7295
      @miyo-miyo7295 3 года назад

      @@randompersonontheinternet5183 mhm

    • @randompersonontheinternet5183
      @randompersonontheinternet5183 3 года назад

      @@miyo-miyo7295 I love the profile picture and I’m sorry if I am bothering you or upsetting you.

    • @miyo-miyo7295
      @miyo-miyo7295 3 года назад

      @@randompersonontheinternet5183 It's fine! You can find it on Pinterest btw

  • @fredly5795
    @fredly5795 3 года назад +616

    Congrats to this couple, they are actually representing everything I hate in men and everything I hate in women

  • @Namedghoul
    @Namedghoul 3 года назад +14

    Are we not gonna talk about the singing 😍😍😍🥰

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 3 года назад +1

      She needs to release an album

    • @VisoneVea
      @VisoneVea Месяц назад

      IKRR 10:17 is so beautiful and heartwarming 💋💋💋💋💖💖💖💖

  • @ch34pwoowoo7
    @ch34pwoowoo7 3 года назад +839

    his grunt sounds like a motorcycle starting it's engine

    • @caylenunderwood5715
      @caylenunderwood5715 3 года назад +25

      My sister and I died reading this

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 года назад +17

      It sounds like that huge loud fart, mah d00d

    • @wilson547
      @wilson547 3 года назад +6

      Rawr~ lol

    • @zerere_
      @zerere_ 3 года назад +4

      Жигуль заводится

    • @armasandoval52
      @armasandoval52 3 года назад +4

      He sounds like a racecar drifting 😂😂😂

  • @animeidiots427
    @animeidiots427 3 года назад +260

    Fun drinking game: take a shot every time you cringed or wished to pour bleach into your eyes throughout this video.

    • @vampiredrive
      @vampiredrive 3 года назад +34

      i would die✨

    • @cr1tixism
      @cr1tixism 3 года назад +28

      I would be blind and have a dead liver then proceed to ✨ *d i e* ✨

    • @Quanice815
      @Quanice815 3 года назад +15

      I would cease to exist

    • @lesbianist
      @lesbianist 3 года назад +1

      ceasing to exist would be great than looking at this

    • @reginasereda2348
      @reginasereda2348 3 года назад

      @@vampiredrive same

  • @stier7587
    @stier7587 3 года назад +8

    10:25 IM CRYING I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

  • @communistskeletonpiss
    @communistskeletonpiss 3 года назад +140

    Why did it sound like he was trying to be batman on the phone?
    "Who is this? Where is she? Harvey Dent, can we trust him? My parents are dead!"

  • @32.simonebagaria62
    @32.simonebagaria62 3 года назад +172

    Ladies and gentlemen, the toxic masculinity in this room is astronomical.😂

    • @crybaby-zo9fw
      @crybaby-zo9fw 3 года назад +2

      their is WAYYYY too much in here.

  • @lisa-marie9099
    @lisa-marie9099 3 года назад +8

    Oh my goodness.. 11:00 can you stop yelling sex I'm in the living room of my conservative house😂😂😂

  • @ren_mid
    @ren_mid 3 года назад +195

    i feel like when he was in elementary he was chosen by the wolf clan to be the alpha because he’s ‘strong’ and they had to fight the cat clan and it just stuck with him forever

  • @eveh9003
    @eveh9003 3 года назад +173

    They must be trolls. I can’t find any other explanation

  • @insertnamehere9558
    @insertnamehere9558 3 года назад +24

    When my weird uncle kid napped me, all I had to do was imitate Danielle’s baby voice and I’m now free and unwanted.

  • @johnwalker1058
    @johnwalker1058 3 года назад +208

    To his credit, he may have been trying to defend his gf from coronavirus in the air he was punching. How chivalrous of him!

    • @kyburz2008
      @kyburz2008 3 года назад +6

      chivalry isn’t dead!

    • @weirdettepoop2697
      @weirdettepoop2697 3 года назад +6

      True!
      Theres a reason why neither of them were wearing masks!

  • @islaa9496
    @islaa9496 4 года назад +193

    When that man sprang off the bed and grunted I lost it

  • @jizolord69
    @jizolord69 3 года назад +13

    The only way I would have respect for this weirdass couple would be if “THE ALPHA” was not just fighting the air, but literally fighting Covid. It could be possible guys 🤔

  • @fabuloushatlady7812
    @fabuloushatlady7812 4 года назад +462

    Say it with me kids:
    👏 This 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 healthy 👏 relationship 👏
    The straights(tm) will not show their kids a happy, healthy lgbtq+ couple, but will show them....... this.

    • @georgeb.aidoojr.1518
      @georgeb.aidoojr.1518 4 года назад +18

      I’m not showing my kids this please don’t speak for everyone

    • @fabuloushatlady7812
      @fabuloushatlady7812 4 года назад +32

      George B. Aidoo Jr., no I’m saying that some people will not show their kids great shows like she Ra because there’s this scary thing called *repersentattion* while showing them unhealthy relationships LIKE this, great if you don’t tho.

    • @theirryhenryowns
      @theirryhenryowns 4 года назад +21

      @@fabuloushatlady7812 anyone that takes your comment out of context and says (but not me bro, don't speak for all of us) is deliberately missing the point. You right.

    • @fabuloushatlady7812
      @fabuloushatlady7812 4 года назад +6

      RoscoesWetsuit, why thank you, *bows dramatically*

    • @georgeb.aidoojr.1518
      @georgeb.aidoojr.1518 4 года назад +1

      RoscoesWetsuit I got the point ma’am

  • @Saltairandpalemoonlight
    @Saltairandpalemoonlight 4 года назад +465

    It’s such an amazing day to be a ✨🧚🏼‍♀️wlw🧚🏼‍♀️✨

  • @fannetastic8097
    @fannetastic8097 3 года назад +6

    imagine you are walking in the park and then you saw the ✨AlpHa MaLe✨ and his step-sis a.k.a his lover doing tiktok video.
    If I were in that kind of situation, I'll be the first to quickly evacuate because his toxic masculinity could damage my Majestic Personality.

  • @comicallylargedoor6288
    @comicallylargedoor6288 3 года назад +423

    2:29 HE ROSE FROM THAT BED LIKE JESUS ARISING FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER

  • @caroliner.7628
    @caroliner.7628 3 года назад +61

    “Is this supposed to be hot? Am I supposed to look at that and be like... I want that”
    Bruh this sounds like the thought process I went through to figure out that I’m asexual.

  • @kenmashair6301
    @kenmashair6301 3 года назад +70

    Fact : They are *Step-Siblings*
    Yup... THEY ARE SIBLINGS THAT GREW TOGETHER LIKE DUDE-
    *HE IS STILL YOUR STEP-SIBLING AND THEY ARE DATING*
    *S T E P-S I S T E R*
    AND
    *S T E P-B R O T H E R*

  • @minabrc9420
    @minabrc9420 3 года назад +75

    Alpha fighting like a 3 year old kid who has anger problems 😍😍

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 года назад +1

      We LoOoOove men like that 😳😳😳😍😍

  • @lilyhuli2891
    @lilyhuli2891 3 года назад +385

    As someone who has taken Martial Arts...I can tell that Someone can easily knock him out-

    • @crybaby-zo9fw
      @crybaby-zo9fw 3 года назад +39

      yeah. his form is NOT ON POINT.

    • @LarissaLackmann
      @LarissaLackmann 3 года назад +46

      The form is so bad I’m screaming

    • @crybaby-zo9fw
      @crybaby-zo9fw 3 года назад +18

      @@LarissaLackmann right, I’m literally crying.

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 3 года назад +28

      He learned his fighting from movies

    • @wandamaximoff4091
      @wandamaximoff4091 3 года назад +30

      @@ninar9664 a typical movie has way better fight scenes, he looks like a toddler