Straight TikTok is Still Bad

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  • @decayingfairy3996
    @decayingfairy3996 3 года назад +8945

    what if i just started screaming

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 года назад +1881

      can i join u

    • @decayingfairy3996
      @decayingfairy3996 3 года назад +626

      @@AnnamarieForcino yes 😈😈😈 #screamsquad #ihatebreeders #amongus

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 3 года назад +133

      Ooo can I join?

    • @aloeoe
      @aloeoe 3 года назад +77

      me too!!!!!!

    • @w00rmz
      @w00rmz 3 года назад +74

      Bestie do it

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 3 года назад +5463

    the fact that the one guy completely ignored the pepper spray comment and just started making fun of them for being nonbinary rlly says a lot about him

    • @kayleekeen4238
      @kayleekeen4238 3 года назад +390

      100% agree but not gonna lie this comment scared the fuck out of me haha

    • @kayleecaca
      @kayleecaca 3 года назад +301

      @@kayleekeen4238 wait are we the same person

    • @user-dt8si6ie9n
      @user-dt8si6ie9n 3 года назад +171

      @@kayleecaca woah-
      y'all have the same name lmao. what a coincidence o_O

    • @fightmefatima992
      @fightmefatima992 3 года назад +41

      😳

    • @Bea-xl9rb
      @Bea-xl9rb 3 года назад +98

      Y’all are doppelgängers 😂

  • @fionafox420
    @fionafox420 3 года назад +7437

    “You can’t be cringy and dehydrated, please pick a struggle”. -Annamarie Forcino 2021

    • @DiAn-ud8dy
      @DiAn-ud8dy 3 года назад +21

      😭was so mean i love her🤧

    • @hopobilbow1551
      @hopobilbow1551 3 года назад +7

      @@superiorintellect9892 liiiibruhhhlllzzz

    • @irefusetochangemyname1275
      @irefusetochangemyname1275 3 года назад +40

      @@superiorintellect9892 You heard it here first folks! Having fun and making jokes is gonna end the world!

    • @hopobilbow1551
      @hopobilbow1551 3 года назад +9

      @@irefusetochangemyname1275 That’s certainly better than the other version 🥳

    • @sharting268
      @sharting268 3 года назад +9

      @@superiorintellect9892 half of us wanna die anyway so idk what your point is /hj

  • @gayforchungha1766
    @gayforchungha1766 3 года назад +3887

    it's ok anna, i'm a teenager and teenagers scare me too. yes i'm a teenager, yes i am scared of other teenagers, yes we do exist.

    • @irefusetochangemyname1275
      @irefusetochangemyname1275 3 года назад +345

      @@superiorintellect9892 Lmao what? You’re upset that teenagers exist?? How are you gonna tell someone to grow up because they’re a teen that’s not how aging works-

    • @starsiadraws
      @starsiadraws 3 года назад +265

      @@irefusetochangemyname1275 *wheeze* this dude saw "the straights" in the title and jumped to being offended

    • @megan7972
      @megan7972 3 года назад +151

      @@superiorintellect9892 How about you kindly shut up. Our generation is not weak and we can have opinions. We are kids right now, we can take our time in growing up and just because we don't like/are scared of people are age doesn't make us immature at all.

    • @adailandnura5363
      @adailandnura5363 3 года назад +2

      @@megan7972 b r u h he said he agreed with him.

    • @bluephyte
      @bluephyte 3 года назад +88

      @@superiorintellect9892 not you using 2 acounts to spam your ignorance 💀💀

  • @tikikara4222
    @tikikara4222 3 года назад +531

    “If she has pepper spray on her car keys” If constantly fearing for my life as I walk the street at night makes me a hoe than I’ll take it I guess🤷‍♀️

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 2 года назад +109

      I actually like that he doesn't mess around. He is pushing straight misogyny and not sugar coating it. Now we know, we can just skip formalities and spray him on sight.

    • @josukeshair8891
      @josukeshair8891 2 года назад +34

      @@rachelk4805 I love ur mentality

    • @ya_boi_paypay26
      @ya_boi_paypay26 2 года назад +20

      @@rachelk4805 THATS ON PURRR-

    • @thecorndogreborn464
      @thecorndogreborn464 2 года назад

      @@rachelk4805 assault, prison time

    • @Exmuslim_caffeine
      @Exmuslim_caffeine Год назад +16

      no fr when a women just exists and listens to herself and loves her life according herself without troubling others, they get insecure and start calling them hoes, and if that what it takes to keep men away from me then i’ll take it

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 3 года назад +494

    “She drinks her alcohol with a straw” clearly someone who’s never worked in food service and had to clean some maybelline super stay off a glass. The privilege of it all

    • @serenaisproblem
      @serenaisproblem Год назад +4

      i absolutely adore your profile picture 😻 that is beautiful

  • @mabsie2249
    @mabsie2249 3 года назад +1852

    Pro tip for UK ladies, carry a mini can of hairspray and aim directly in the eyes. Pepper spray is illegal but hairspray gives you plausible deniability

    • @rikititi1848
      @rikititi1848 3 года назад +119

      Damn thank you ✨✨✨
      Hope you have a great day hun xxx

    • @nherty6172
      @nherty6172 3 года назад +278

      Pepper spray is illegal? So they just want women to be attacked and assaulted.
      And you are a genius.

    • @marzzziiipan
      @marzzziiipan 3 года назад +185

      @@nherty6172 literally anything that can be classes as a weapon is banned lmao, pls send help

    • @ghostsen2891
      @ghostsen2891 3 года назад +89

      Yo, that's such a good tip.
      I'm a trans boy so thanks

    • @mabsie2249
      @mabsie2249 3 года назад +152

      @@ghostsen2891 get that anti-transphobe-spray dude ✨

  • @Joanna2b
    @Joanna2b 3 года назад +5164

    the ones of that guy grinding on the floor/bed look like he's a flopping dying fish

    • @Yaiinactive
      @Yaiinactive 3 года назад +87

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 3 года назад +121

      THEY BOTH DO TBH

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 3 года назад +264

      i genuinely thought he was demonstrating how he bottoms but what do i know 😭

    • @footpicsfor50dollars35
      @footpicsfor50dollars35 3 года назад +209

      LMAO PLEASE THE WAY HIS LEGS WERE MOVING HAD ME ORBITING, EVAPORATING, LEVITATING, ASCENDING

    • @catsinni
      @catsinni 3 года назад +23

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @giyuutapioca845
    @giyuutapioca845 3 года назад +2945

    "heterosexuality is the pandemic after all" PLEASE I'M ACTUALLY SCARED 😭

    • @hanjisgirlfriend2884
      @hanjisgirlfriend2884 3 года назад +25

      ah yes, mitsuri. you’re a person with taste !

    • @giyuutapioca845
      @giyuutapioca845 3 года назад +17

      @@hanjisgirlfriend2884 Oh hi there Titansexual 👋

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 3 года назад +15

      I THINK IM LOST IN ANIMES

    • @shuum44
      @shuum44 3 года назад +9

      @@hanjisgirlfriend2884 HANJI MY GIRL

    • @padparade
      @padparade 3 года назад +5

      LMAOAOAOAO

  • @opheliarose7661
    @opheliarose7661 3 года назад +379

    I sat for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf that guy was doing while "grinding" on the floor. He looked like a bug after you spray it with hairspray

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 Год назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣it was so embarrassing to see!

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 Год назад +6

      💀💀💀 why are you spraying bugs with hairspray?
      This was such a funny comment though! 😂

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Год назад +12

      Roaches after you hit them with a shoe

    • @llkthehuman5249
      @llkthehuman5249 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thx you for pointing this out 😂 I feel so much better seeing that rather then the original symbolism behind it 😭

  • @pancakeofdestiny
    @pancakeofdestiny 2 года назад +238

    God, that pepper spray comment was repellent. I mean, the whole thing was repellent, but shaming women for defending themselves is a new low. I assume the implication is that women should just protect themselves from violence by staying at home and being tradwives (as if that's an effective strategy when most violence comes from intimate partners).

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming Год назад +13

      Plus him making fun of that person for being nb as well

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Год назад +8

      I feel like avoiding r*pists is the complete opposite of being a hoe. But what would I know? I have two pepper sprays lol

  • @malak-4348
    @malak-4348 3 года назад +2531

    I feel like straight tiktok should just be called "Hunter or Chad from highschool"

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 3 года назад +54

      Connor

    • @abby5028
      @abby5028 3 года назад +67

      Brad and Chad from the gym

    • @addie5752
      @addie5752 3 года назад +22

      the hunter from my school was just a big pothead😭

    • @achooe
      @achooe 3 года назад +24

      Tucker and Braxton

    • @hr_777_
      @hr_777_ 3 года назад +13

      dylan

  • @jordanthegenderthief
    @jordanthegenderthief 3 года назад +6071

    I love how we all are collectively pointing out how terrifying the straights™️ are. It’s beautiful.

    • @froggysprite
      @froggysprite 3 года назад +31

      @clover 🍀 YES

    • @macronfrog8360
      @macronfrog8360 3 года назад +59

      not the ™️

    • @angelinagomez9465
      @angelinagomez9465 3 года назад +129

      As a straight I’m gonna have to agree with you

    • @superiorintellect8634
      @superiorintellect8634 3 года назад +20

      @clover 🍀 so you guys keep saying should be tolerant towards the alphabet people, but you're going to show hate towards straight people? You liberals sure I hateful bunch.

    • @angelinagomez9465
      @angelinagomez9465 3 года назад +120

      @clover 🍀 they give nor/mal energy

  • @pinkandgoldwings
    @pinkandgoldwings 3 года назад +143

    "If she has pepper spray in her keys" Why Patrick? Because it makes it harder for you to follow women home?? Such a creep

  • @thegreatpapyrus5948
    @thegreatpapyrus5948 2 года назад +138

    Anna, as a straight, I speak for all the straights that have more than pea-sized dignity left, we do not accept these hooligans.😀✋

  • @mollyclemm8938
    @mollyclemm8938 3 года назад +2465

    “Maybe heterosexuality was the pandemic all along” is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard

    • @ghostsen2891
      @ghostsen2891 3 года назад +23

      I hope i don't get infected

    • @mickey2307
      @mickey2307 3 года назад +6

      @@the_mulattos how

    • @Jas13579
      @Jas13579 3 года назад +46

      @@the_mulattos as a part of the lgbt+,we have been treating horribly for years,and we were also just straight up murdered for in the past. We still get tons of shit today. A few jokes won't kill straight people.

    • @iliporsberg6157
      @iliporsberg6157 3 года назад +1

      @@Jas13579 Stay equal.

    • @spongeboy864
      @spongeboy864 3 года назад +28

      @@Jas13579 fr like people need realize they aren’t being “heterophobic” straight people can take some jokes, it not like they killed for existing or just for who they love tf they complaining about?

  • @owochocolate9298
    @owochocolate9298 3 года назад +1709

    Straight tiktok makes me laugh but cringe at the same time; I don’t know if I am laughing at people embarrassing themselves or due to secondhand embarrassment

    • @gayforchungha1766
      @gayforchungha1766 3 года назад +37

      probably both tbh

    • @macomacarrao
      @macomacarrao 3 года назад +7

      same

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 3 года назад +16

      In German we have a word "Fremdschämen' that kinda translates to secondhand embarrassment but literally means "Stranger embarrassement" or "feeling embarrassed for a stranger". That's what I feel watching this stuff. It is very entertaining though.

    • @marytc2714
      @marytc2714 3 года назад +3

      Well I’m happy I’m a lesbian

  • @crazyfun95
    @crazyfun95 3 года назад +1142

    "You can't unswallow my kids."
    I can shit them out, tho.

  • @alys.7491
    @alys.7491 Год назад +68

    The entire BDSM community cringed at the domestic abuse tagged as dom/sub.

    • @anahand4137
      @anahand4137 8 месяцев назад +15

      50 Shades of Grey ruined everything

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 3 года назад +44

    Imagine being the regional manager of a fast food chain and one day you get sent the paperwork for a fired employee, and the reason stated just says: “caught fucking the dining room floor on TikTok”

  • @soupmaker
    @soupmaker 3 года назад +1252

    Straight tik tok is like an empty fridge, you keep come back hoping that food just manifest out of thin air, but deep down you know that there'll be never food in there, like how straight tik tok will never good...
    (Thanks for coming to my TED Talk)

  • @shiraya318
    @shiraya318 3 года назад +409

    Ok but this dude with the pepper spray thing didn't answer to the original question. He completely avoided the topic and turned it into a discussion about pronouns, which had nothing to do with people carrying pepper spray at all. Just shows that he knows he can't win an argument about that.

    • @osml
      @osml 3 года назад +54

      Right. He probably realized he would out himself if he did.

    • @alicetheneko7529
      @alicetheneko7529 Год назад +5

      He basically committed a fallacy. Correct me if I’m wrong on that

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 Год назад +3

      Straw maaaaaaan

    • @thespacecowboy71
      @thespacecowboy71 9 месяцев назад +6

      I really don't like it when people stalk your profile to use information against you just to get some kind of "Haha, gotcha!" Out of it. It's really immature and has happened to me several times

  • @zoecardinale9825
    @zoecardinale9825 3 года назад +534

    The dude grinded on the floor of a restaurant?? WHERE HE WORKS? These people have no shame-

  • @aceanarchy5554
    @aceanarchy5554 3 года назад +32

    The phrase "*swallows plan b*" is so funny to me for some reason. That TikTok also heavily implied he barged into the bathroom planning to have a casual conversation with her. Cause like where else would you secretly take a birth control pill to hide it from your weird ass boyfriend

  • @Anniecravens
    @Anniecravens 3 года назад +35

    “Your werewolf ex boyfriend” made me cackle

  • @starsiadraws
    @starsiadraws 3 года назад +476

    "Maybe furries are the spice that straight TikTok needs," trust me, we don't want to be anywhere near the Straights ™️

    • @jagpie
      @jagpie 3 года назад +20

      Agreed-

    • @Ghostfoxkori
      @Ghostfoxkori 3 года назад +19

      No please don't drag me in there I beg

    • @Hyzenastro_73
      @Hyzenastro_73 3 года назад +9

      Ikr pls I don’t want that

    • @eternallybluehour1139
      @eternallybluehour1139 3 года назад +5

      furries are the gayest thing a person can be how on earth-

    • @crazyhairsinger
      @crazyhairsinger 2 года назад +4

      Your pfp sir/maam/person 🤩🤩 it's amazing, I love unicorns

  • @sydneyb5581
    @sydneyb5581 3 года назад +680

    GURL I AM SCARED- I REPEAT SCARED OF EVER SEEING A STRAIGHT TIKTOKER MAKING A TIK TOK IN PUBLIC. LIKE WHAT DO I DO??!?!?? SAY HI, LEAVE! LIKE WHAT?!??

    • @simpqueen5741
      @simpqueen5741 3 года назад +28

      You come up to them and photo bomb them.

    • @simpqueen5741
      @simpqueen5741 3 года назад +19

      No, because _I have a plan_ . See, what I meant by photo bombing is messing their Tiktok tf up.
      Throw stuff at them, yell, and in some cases (if you're taller than them) dunk on them.
      E S P E C I A L L Y if it's a guy. If you see anyone in public doing anything Straight Tiktok™️ related, take this advice. It will serve you well.

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +31

      no joke, i had to get my floors replaced and my mom comes up to me and says “there’s a cute guy downstairs and you better make him smile” i was so confused and when i went downstairs a guy who looked like every straight tiktok boy combined. i was horrified and wanted to laugh at him…..and yes he was watching straight tiktok on his phone

    • @simpqueen5741
      @simpqueen5741 3 года назад +2

      @John Langley Well I hope they can fight. I hope they can _throw hands_ .
      Because we gon' fight.

    • @honningbie2724
      @honningbie2724 3 года назад +1

      @@simpqueen5741 huh 😭 I may be missing the joke entirely but ? Are u saying to just harass ppl who make gross tik toks 😭??

  • @PerplexingIndividual
    @PerplexingIndividual 3 года назад +772

    A tip for my fellow Canadians: Since you can be incriminated for carrying pepper spray in Canada, carry bear spray instead. It's less powerful, but still effective.

    • @josiebutler8729
      @josiebutler8729 3 года назад +50

      believe its illegal in the uk as well and I've heard ppl say to take mini spray cans of hairspray too

    • @paige8561
      @paige8561 3 года назад +37

      Or dog spray but they will take your info when buying both. Only bear spray if you live where there is bears and dog spray if you don’t. They WILL charge you for using it if they think you bought it to use on people.

    • @PerplexingIndividual
      @PerplexingIndividual 3 года назад +7

      @@paige8561 Still better than carrying a product meant to be used on humans, though.

    • @zukoshonor7435
      @zukoshonor7435 3 года назад +3

      or a spray bottle full of gasoline to swirt into peoples eyes

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 года назад +16

      You're outta your mind, bear spray is way stronger than pepper spray.

  • @STXR_ALDCEDITS
    @STXR_ALDCEDITS 3 года назад +42

    As a straight I do not claim these people.

  • @xonlyy0u
    @xonlyy0u 3 года назад +50

    Everything I've learned about straight tiktok, I've learned against my will.

  • @akua1610
    @akua1610 3 года назад +1045

    Why can POV makers literally never make an expression other than constipated

  • @shayc2771
    @shayc2771 3 года назад +751

    "If she drinks alcohol out of a straw"
    So...
    We should just ruin the lipstick that took forever to get right?

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 2 года назад +55

      Also straws are fun✨

    • @-shinynovy
      @-shinynovy 2 года назад +29

      @@sneakysnek572 yess I have a cute baby pink straw I love it😭

    • @chunkystew6958
      @chunkystew6958 2 года назад +2

      Yes she should

    • @mangooo_jm
      @mangooo_jm 2 года назад +19

      @@sneakysnek572 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GIVE U A CHERRY AND AN UMBRELLA

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Год назад +1

      I find rimmel stay matte liquid lipstick is pretty good at staying on for a long time, doesn't stain and it's pretty cheap, for anyone interested.

  • @juditzeljavier2631
    @juditzeljavier2631 3 года назад +695

    "Teenagers scare me." as a 16 year old, I completely understand...

    • @thefabulousoogabooga6410
      @thefabulousoogabooga6410 3 года назад +11

      Your profile picture as I am commenting this is extravagant

    • @ayam9337
      @ayam9337 3 года назад +7

      I absolutly love your profile picture.

    • @NothingAndN0body
      @NothingAndN0body 3 года назад +2

      As a 12 year old, I actually understand what people mean when they say that-

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +4

      We were terrifying tbh

    • @crazyhairsinger
      @crazyhairsinger 2 года назад +6

      Fellow 16yo who's scared of other teens

  • @sarak6883
    @sarak6883 3 года назад +18

    4:58 was that a my chemical romance reference??
    TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME-

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 3 года назад +19

    4:52 🎶TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF ME!🎶
    *MCR intensifies lol*

  • @mercyfulxtyrant
    @mercyfulxtyrant 3 года назад +2253

    What I have learned from straight tiktok:
    Everyday we stray farther from god

    • @giannafortunato9058
      @giannafortunato9058 3 года назад +78

      no hate, *stray*

    • @Cranb
      @Cranb 3 года назад +72

      Don’t wanna get spaghetti water on god’s shoes

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 3 года назад +6

      Mama Mia I cook-a da meatball

    • @ray-yi9gz
      @ray-yi9gz 3 года назад +4

      STRAIN?!?!

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 3 года назад +16

      Ironic bc they're the radical christians 💀

  • @Fl0rales
    @Fl0rales 3 года назад +371

    Real conversation i've witnessed
    *friend comes out as gay*
    Straight friend: Oh i support gays but as long as you don't make it your whole personality
    Gay friend: Really thanks i support the straights as long as *you* don't make it your whole personality *the most petty smile ever*
    i'm dying-

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +30

      so he supports no straights........your gay friend is a hero.

    • @Hyzenastro_73
      @Hyzenastro_73 3 года назад +1

      Bruh lol what’s is wrong with being straight

    • @zukoshonor7435
      @zukoshonor7435 3 года назад +9

      @@Hyzenastro_73 nothing

    • @salemcorriea5157
      @salemcorriea5157 2 года назад +7

      @@Hyzenastro_73 Literally no one is saying there's something wrong with being straight, there's something wrong with the straights featured in this video and there's something wrong with telling gay people that you support them until they're actually openly gay because that's 'making it their whole personality' but there's nothing wrong with being straight.

  • @StrawberryMatchaTea
    @StrawberryMatchaTea 3 года назад +694

    „All teenagers scare the living shit outta me“
    -Gerard Way, 2000‘s

    • @Delaneyisbraindead
      @Delaneyisbraindead 3 года назад +16

      THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED
      SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE, MAYBE THEY’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
      Yes I’m a teenager 😭😭

    • @StrawberryMatchaTea
      @StrawberryMatchaTea 3 года назад +4

      @@Delaneyisbraindead Same Bruh but mcr slaps everytime 💚💚💚

    • @Delaneyisbraindead
      @Delaneyisbraindead 3 года назад +5

      @@StrawberryMatchaTea ikr, I fucking love them. Gerard and Frank are the ultimate girl bosses. 😂

    • @StrawberryMatchaTea
      @StrawberryMatchaTea 3 года назад +1

      @@Delaneyisbraindead agreeeeedd

    • @rharv3084
      @rharv3084 2 года назад

      That song came out the year I graduated high school (2006). I didn't appreciate it as much then as I do now lol.

  • @blesslusakumunu853
    @blesslusakumunu853 3 года назад +15

    9:32 I bet you his next TikTok post will be captioned: “How I got fired from my job”

  • @polonijj
    @polonijj 3 года назад +29

    8:19 Men like him made me realize the importance of plan B

  • @Spartacus005
    @Spartacus005 3 года назад +213

    Lizzo with her flute imitating that guy got me

  • @ghostscurse7255
    @ghostscurse7255 3 года назад +676

    how do homophobic straight people say being gay is a bad life style when there's just straight tiktok 😀

    • @BalooDumptruck
      @BalooDumptruck 3 года назад +111

      @@superiorintellect9892 troll detected, 0/10 try again

    • @theowlhouseseason3213
      @theowlhouseseason3213 3 года назад +62

      @@superiorintellect9892 lol need help or something

    • @the_girl_under_ur_bed
      @the_girl_under_ur_bed 3 года назад +57

      @@superiorintellect9892 lmao u have been commenting on everyones comment over people disliking straight tiktok, u so pressed af

    • @stephanietanner9509
      @stephanietanner9509 3 года назад +24

      @@superiorintellect9892 why so pressed ?

    • @acklesis
      @acklesis 3 года назад +18

      @@superiorintellect9892 straightie pressed

  • @SebijoIsMyName
    @SebijoIsMyName 3 года назад +927

    After these tiktoks, my eyes, ears, and coochie-meow-meow will never open again

    • @th3yloveana
      @th3yloveana 3 года назад +43

      Y e p...s a m e....

    • @meandonlyme9047
      @meandonlyme9047 3 года назад +20

      Off topic but love the niffty pfp👌 you have great taste

    • @SebijoIsMyName
      @SebijoIsMyName 3 года назад +11

      @@meandonlyme9047 Thank you, you have good taste as well😌

    • @kya-chan3444
      @kya-chan3444 3 года назад +45

      This comment is officially one of my favorites that I found so far on RUclips.

    • @J_ali_04
      @J_ali_04 3 года назад +2

      I love you and love this comment-

  • @Connor4x4
    @Connor4x4 2 года назад +12

    As a heterosexual I have to say these fools do NOT represent all of us. However they are a growing problem 🤔

  • @77satoru
    @77satoru 3 года назад +29

    8:48 yup, i'm definitely a lesbian

  • @shavonnelynch6508
    @shavonnelynch6508 3 года назад +574

    no but imagine all the germs and dirt that dude was grinding on at his job... chilleeee anyways i'd love another part to this! always nice to know what the straights are doing

  • @artistpotato6127
    @artistpotato6127 3 года назад +626

    I can't believe it's already been a year. It felt like seconds of straight cringey hell

  • @AshleighTurtlezz
    @AshleighTurtlezz 3 года назад +218

    “you can’t be cringey and dehydrated. Please pick a struggle” is iconic and should be on a T-shirt

  • @ilseoldenburg1859
    @ilseoldenburg1859 3 года назад +10

    10:40 loooool your light bulb just simply passed away too after that one

  • @diphenhydreaming
    @diphenhydreaming 3 года назад +9

    I definitely thought 16:06 was making fun of his forehead and I was here for it.

  • @kittentecute9200
    @kittentecute9200 3 года назад +360

    5:04 “suddenly I’m lactose intolerant” had me 😂

  • @InWinds
    @InWinds 3 года назад +189

    It kinda disturbs me about the one where that guy, let's see
    • kidnapped his partner
    • physically abused her
    • manipulated her from seeing friends in order to have a grasp on her so she can't separate with ease
    is romantized infront of a primarily child audience and can affect future relationships those kids have if they end up in a situation similar, namely in the latter situation where he isolates her, as the rest can more definitively be written off as a kink compared (though this content shouldn't be pushed towards an audience mainly consisting of minors regardless imo).

    • @salvadorelastname9095
      @salvadorelastname9095 2 года назад +6

      I'm pretty sure it's a kink thing given the "dom" and "sub" tags

    • @depuydt2011
      @depuydt2011 2 года назад

      @@salvadorelastname9095 kink would not accept him. He's straight up toxic.

    • @genderlesswhale2868
      @genderlesswhale2868 Год назад +17

      Hey. Im kinky and I'm here with opinions no-one asked for!!
      As a hard sub and big masochist, I can definitely see it as a fantasy. I would also though suggest putting it on another site with less underage traffic. I dont actually believe its an issue for younger people to view adult content in general; the age of consent is 16 in my country and we tend to fuck around young, but I also know that is a very different beast from sometimes intense psychological responses aroused through kink. This is a pretty intense fantasy for an audience not innured to things of the like- especially for a child happening upon this content.
      He should take it elsewhere. Because adult spaces on the internet absolutely should exist, but these people are being pushed to 15 year olds on this platform. Having a fantasy is fine but nothing exists as a vacuum and it is troubling in a wider context.

    • @celiatuttman4580
      @celiatuttman4580 Год назад

      ​@@genderlesswhale2868
      You said it perfectly!!
      -another kinky huge masochist

  • @mishelienni619
    @mishelienni619 3 года назад +154

    ''teenagers scare the fuck out of me'' i gasped...we have an emo kid...

    • @lolakate1904
      @lolakate1904 3 года назад +13

      Teenagers scare the living shit outta me

    • @citizenofkurtistown3855
      @citizenofkurtistown3855 3 года назад +1

      mcr isn’t emo music 🥴

    • @mishelienni619
      @mishelienni619 3 года назад +4

      @@citizenofkurtistown3855 it is

    • @mishelienni619
      @mishelienni619 3 года назад +4

      @@lolakate1904 THE COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE’LL BLEED AJJzjajj ucuauaudhahjshzhajzhzhahjabd

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 года назад +5

      @@mishelienni619 SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, OR STRKE A VIOLENT POST

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 года назад +54

    I often tell myself that "if i hate men, i'm just as bad as men who hate women!"
    But sis...
    it's so hard.

  • @matticelery52
    @matticelery52 3 года назад +29

    8:36 why is he moving like a bug that got sprayed

  • @yaz1241
    @yaz1241 3 года назад +412

    lets be honest, when was straight TikTok ever good-

  • @lacrimosaasf8698
    @lacrimosaasf8698 3 года назад +248

    "Straight tiktok is still bad"
    Yes, and water possesses the properties of water

  • @LiterallyLike
    @LiterallyLike 3 года назад +212

    at this point i’m heterophobic as in i’m just scared of straight people

    • @lanadelreystan_q
      @lanadelreystan_q 3 года назад +13

      😣✋

    • @Hyzenastro_73
      @Hyzenastro_73 3 года назад +7

      Trust me not every straight person is like that lol. I have a lot of straight and rlly kind friends. Yeah this is bad I agree. Anyways heterophobic isn’t really a word twt

    • @starchi4650
      @starchi4650 3 года назад

      Heterophobobia? When since that’s been a word. 🤨

    • @LiterallyLike
      @LiterallyLike 3 года назад +22

      @@starchi4650 i was just joking since another definition of phobia is a fear of instead of an aversion to or dislike of

    • @kenos911
      @kenos911 Год назад +1

      When you are scared of 90% of the population:

  • @Pseunolia
    @Pseunolia 2 года назад +5

    These are the same people that came up with the "superstraight" thing and just could not understand why people were clowning on them

  • @sanji6245
    @sanji6245 3 года назад +15

    It’s 8am and I just have to say. He really took “we have the meats” to the heart 😭

  • @joeymills5827
    @joeymills5827 3 года назад +197

    “straight tiktok is still bad”
    me: *quakes in lesbian*

  • @c_amo
    @c_amo 3 года назад +445

    "OHHH hes talking about his cu-" *AD* that was hilarious

    • @dylankohler6282
      @dylankohler6282 3 года назад +6

      IS THIS GONNA BE A THING NOW

    • @randomsinister13
      @randomsinister13 3 года назад +46

      I got an ad for herpes cream, no joke

    • @c_amo
      @c_amo 3 года назад +13

      @@randomsinister13 NO WAY JDHDJD

    • @RealBlazeheart
      @RealBlazeheart 3 года назад +5

      @@randomsinister13 yeah I keep seeing those and I’m like: 🧍🏼‍♀️ ITS SO AWKWARD

    • @amyroderson9413
      @amyroderson9413 3 года назад +1

      @@randomsinister13 Mine was a SKINTAMITE AD-i just died laughing

  • @T.J...
    @T.J... 3 года назад +242

    Every time I hear "Hello sinners" my day gets better!

  • @cassettetaped
    @cassettetaped Год назад +6

    the one at 12:28 triggered the absolute shit out of me, holy fuck. why the hell is that allowed on a social media app largely populated by kids?

  • @myfavoritesongz12345
    @myfavoritesongz12345 3 года назад +16

    As a fellow straight, I have never been more embarrassed 🥴

  • @sonofapotato9025
    @sonofapotato9025 3 года назад +534

    It’s always a good day when Annamarie posts

  • @codycreatesthings754
    @codycreatesthings754 3 года назад +55

    12:34 the backing up through the tiny ass door does it for me

  • @mimo__.-
    @mimo__.- 3 года назад +21

    6:24 DID THIS MAN SAY THAT WOMEN WHO HAVE *PEPPER SPRAY* ON THEIR CAR KEYS ARE HOES?????? I HAVE NO WORDS

  • @msilva2423
    @msilva2423 3 года назад +10

    14:10 The first time I watched that tiktok I flinched when he went 🟢👄🟢

  • @plantainsoupp
    @plantainsoupp 3 года назад +12

    "You can't be cringey AND dehydrated, pick a struggle" was the best lmao

  • @user-cr5uu8mf7i
    @user-cr5uu8mf7i 3 года назад +116

    “Mutiple rings on her hand” Me with 6 rings on each hand: WoAh

    • @eveninglyric687
      @eveninglyric687 3 года назад

      Wait a minute…

    • @ltsf
      @ltsf 3 года назад

      No

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 2 года назад

      every asexual person i know has multiple rings on each hand, idk how to tell them :(

  • @Spideyfan55
    @Spideyfan55 3 года назад +47

    POV:
    8:40
    You just sprayed a bug and you're waiting for it to die.

  • @crusnevschimariana7521
    @crusnevschimariana7521 3 года назад +103

    With every straight tiktok that i watch i lose more and more brain cells.

  • @zombieritural
    @zombieritural 3 года назад +7

    15:29 "Yes, could you be super kind and get another server? Thanks"

  • @forest_the_fennec
    @forest_the_fennec 3 года назад +11

    15:06 because we’re cool like that (and the fandom is very and I mean very LGBTQIA+)

  • @MareeHassallsArt
    @MareeHassallsArt 3 года назад +221

    The male waiter: *licks lips* anything else I can get you?
    Us: yeah! Curly fries as well. Thanks!

  • @jermuhh3359
    @jermuhh3359 3 года назад +47

    Also drinking with a straw is good for preventing your lipstick from smudging a glass or wearing off and needing to be reapplied.

  • @creativename2496
    @creativename2496 3 года назад +75

    As a teenager, I would like to add that teenagers also scare the living frick out of me

  • @atree4487
    @atree4487 3 года назад +3

    Hey, thank you for having (at least mostly) accurate subtitles. I’m not hearing impaired but I always like reading the subtitles when I’m watching anything and I also don’t have my headphones often so I can’t listen with volume on. I just wanted to thank you for them 😊

    • @CaelTheWaxAngel
      @CaelTheWaxAngel Год назад

      I’m deaf and very much appreciate the subtitles

  • @devilsgirl4407
    @devilsgirl4407 3 года назад +16

    14:22 WTF LMFAO WHIWHWIWHSHWIWN

  • @alitthetratt7866
    @alitthetratt7866 3 года назад +119

    As a bisexual/pansexual swedish meatball (still questionning) this is pretty hilarious

    • @pawprint9025
      @pawprint9025 3 года назад +15

      Your still questioning if your a swedish meatball? /J
      Congrats on being in the alphabet mafia tho

    • @kpopuniverse1273
      @kpopuniverse1273 3 года назад +7

      I’m a bi/pan Asian stir fry-

    • @liviacleverdal8166
      @liviacleverdal8166 3 года назад +2

      I’m a swedish pansexual as well haha

  • @tessserrato8513
    @tessserrato8513 3 года назад +175

    "It gets a lot worse from here, so let's just move on"
    Immediately shows guy humping the floor
    Me: 😮😐😑she really did mean it

    • @irefusetochangemyname1275
      @irefusetochangemyname1275 3 года назад +34

      @@superiorintellect9892 That dosen’t make any sense but ok hun go off! And you call us the snowflakes when you’re getting all bent out of shape over some jokes

    • @isabelagaba821
      @isabelagaba821 3 года назад +4

      @@superiorintellect9892 it is

    • @lynekexve844
      @lynekexve844 3 года назад +3

      @@superiorintellect9892 You’re not really showing us your superior intellect with this comment bestie

  • @stanmarsh2141
    @stanmarsh2141 3 года назад +142

    straight tik tok will never get better lol

  • @ch6rista
    @ch6rista 3 года назад +8

    16:41 so im starting hs next month and that is scaring me, please tell me not all high school students are that sexual😭😭

    • @Silvereyesrl
      @Silvereyesrl 6 месяцев назад +1

      No… no… they’re worse…

  • @web.frosty8234
    @web.frosty8234 3 года назад +3

    I'm too into mythology rn, when he said "you can't un swallow my kids" I was like 'Rhea is that you?'

  • @kenny995
    @kenny995 3 года назад +111

    Oh hell yes. Straight tiktok cringe to keep me entertained while I cook 😌
    Edit: I purposely scooped out my eyes and cooked them because I'm scarred

    • @gabbybrown6427
      @gabbybrown6427 3 года назад

      Lmaooo

    • @gabbybrown6427
      @gabbybrown6427 3 года назад +12

      @@superiorintellect9892 im so confused how do you know theyre a liberal women and also why are you watching this video because obviously you're a straight conservative man who doesn't know how to have brain cells

    • @irefusetochangemyname1275
      @irefusetochangemyname1275 3 года назад +16

      @@superiorintellect9892 Straight White Men don’t know how to cook or clean either hun nor can they keep their damn mouth shut

    • @raidexe
      @raidexe 3 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO

    • @raidexe
      @raidexe 3 года назад +11

      @@irefusetochangemyname1275 nor do they now how to wipe their ass properly....

  • @honey_puff5874
    @honey_puff5874 3 года назад +49

    Her:
    “Teenagers are f*cking terrifying”
    Me: *starting high school in 4 days*
    🥲

    • @sourfrog21
      @sourfrog21 3 года назад +6

      You start that early? Goddamn I feel bad for you

    • @josiebennett7831
      @josiebennett7831 3 года назад +3

      Good luck and welcome to hell, I hated highschool so much 😅

    • @honey_puff5874
      @honey_puff5874 3 года назад +2

      @@sourfrog21 yeah freshman in my school start early so they can “ease into the new environment” 🥲

  • @luciferia.1313
    @luciferia.1313 3 года назад +172

    Straight tik tok is and will always stay the wild hell's ride. Thats just how it is. Sadly.

  • @bmisFunny
    @bmisFunny Год назад +9

    15:16 80% of furries are gay so I don’t think that’s gonna happen :skull:

  • @zora-n4rch1st34
    @zora-n4rch1st34 3 года назад +8

    "teenagers scare the living shit out of me" the MCR fan in me screamed 💀

  • @hellolove5613
    @hellolove5613 3 года назад +55

    Is “straight Tiktoc” just teen boys making cringe alpha-beta bs, sexually charged content?

    • @macomacarrao
      @macomacarrao 3 года назад +9

      no, there are some adults too

    • @aranunu
      @aranunu 3 года назад +10

      It's the manosphere baybee, whole lotta adults making up shitty boxes lonely men put themselves
      The same men are the same men that think that nonbinary isn't real.

  • @angerey_
    @angerey_ 3 года назад +19

    The dude at 11:03 made a video after Doja and some other female celebrity clowned on him and said they were fighting over him 💀💀💀💀

  • @jonwhite6815
    @jonwhite6815 3 года назад +34

    This hurts my soul it’s actually painful to watch these people.
    Also Patrick is the worst. Like sir what.

  • @happyelza412
    @happyelza412 3 года назад +4

    "suddenly, I'm lactose intolerant" I screamed 😭😭😭😭

  • @alexatherat2088
    @alexatherat2088 3 года назад +4

    16:13 I'M NOT EVEN JOKING THIS HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WHEEZING 😭😭🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @ashleypisarts
    @ashleypisarts 3 года назад +17

    14:16
    Let me tell you,
    I
    BACKED
    UP
    💀💀💀

  • @batsonthebelfry
    @batsonthebelfry 3 года назад +23

    11:42 my dog started growling as soon as he opened his mouth

    • @batsonthebelfry
      @batsonthebelfry 3 года назад +7

      she didn't like the second one either. she's crying now

  • @ceasiamatiwane3216
    @ceasiamatiwane3216 3 года назад +49

    Honestly, I have no more faith in some straight men anymore

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 3 года назад +5

      Same it made me realize I'm not pan I'm omni with a preference for women ಥ‿ಥ

    • @godsire6217
      @godsire6217 Год назад

      I swear, the straights are going to fuck us all into extinction. I'm dead serious about this. We are going to have 8 billion on this planet and it's terrifying.

  • @jungbinchoi446
    @jungbinchoi446 3 года назад +10

    9:25
    Manager: bro can you help with the burg-
    Him:grinding on floor
    Managers mind: why did I hire this dude and I just mopped the floor

  • @Chocolate_sims
    @Chocolate_sims 6 месяцев назад +2

    11:19 personally if TWO celebrities made fun of me on the internet on a video that has my face in it personally I would’ve deleted my account ,got plastic surgery to the point I’m not recognizable, and move to another continent… that’s just me though.