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  • @AnnamarieForcino
    @AnnamarieForcino  3 года назад +463

    become the alpha of your dreams!
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    • @ArLobo12
      @ArLobo12 3 года назад +2

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    • @pinacoladaofficial
      @pinacoladaofficial 3 года назад +1

      I love youuu Annaaaaa

    • @snem9381
      @snem9381 3 года назад +27

      Noom is a really shitty programme

    • @RobAGabor
      @RobAGabor 3 года назад

      I want more of this content. But I’m probably not your typical demographic.

    • @kittyp0g978
      @kittyp0g978 3 года назад +45

      heyyy! noom works by restricting foods and calories, which can lead to disordered eating.
      i know youtubers have to make their money in one way or another, but i hope you would pick some better sponsors in the future!
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  • @TaraMooknee
    @TaraMooknee 3 года назад +4239

    I was also supposed to be 6'5" but stopped growing at 13! I thought I was alone in this struggle.

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 года назад +860

      same! I wound up being 4’9” instead 😪

    • @zhyza
      @zhyza 3 года назад +218

      I may be a high school senior but most freshmen are taller than me and it's a constant struggle

    • @Karmag3
      @Karmag3 3 года назад +30

      @@zhyza how tall r u

    • @zhyza
      @zhyza 3 года назад +92

      @@Karmag3 4'11 and half an inch

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho 3 года назад +42

      @@AnnamarieForcino tiny

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 3 года назад +2023

    “reading a menu is gay” fellas i think jared, aged 19, wrote this.....

  • @shiloh3412
    @shiloh3412 3 года назад +2547

    i think reading “testicle breathing” in the thumbnail pulled the soul out of my body

    • @flowermagnolia4551
      @flowermagnolia4551 3 года назад +68

      Same and the fact it wasn’t click bait 😳

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 3 года назад +39

      I feel like a part of me die and my brain stop functioning

    • @menace6181
      @menace6181 3 года назад +18

      *pullout method intensifies*

    • @user-qf9so6ml9j
      @user-qf9so6ml9j 3 года назад +19

      i’m physically and mentally scared

    • @Nunak91
      @Nunak91 3 года назад +3

      You can laught but it's an actual thing. Similar cues are giving to women while they try to breathe and relax. To feel like their pussies open up and spread. People who say that don't mean to actually do that but to have intention in mind. It helps relax pelvic floor muscles which are like smaller diaphragm and tend to be tense.

  • @dismaltenedor3979
    @dismaltenedor3979 3 года назад +1612

    As a man, I admit I have wished to be a little taller.
    Not to attract babes, but because I want to be able to easily reach into cupboards with my little goblin hands.

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +201

      Brother, at 5' 5" I hear that -- and my 6' 2" partner, bless him, never makes me feel like anything but all the man he could ever admire, even while showing me the simple unspoken consideration of, say, grabbing items off the highest shelves when we shop together, _sans_ comment. A real man, like my partner, knows how to make his partner feel their best, and I strive every day to return this to him.

    • @M00NL9GHT
      @M00NL9GHT 3 года назад +79

      @@semperfi818 THAT'S SO SWEET🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @soyboy6953
      @soyboy6953 3 года назад +30

      Haha agreed, I just want to reach the cupboards!

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +68

      @@M00NL9GHT He's a good man, and inspires me to be a better man every day than I was yesterday, just to stay worthy of his loving kindness.

    • @roadkill8577
      @roadkill8577 3 года назад +41

      @@semperfi818 that's so freaking cute bro😭

  • @Amaltheaaa1
    @Amaltheaaa1 3 года назад +2651

    The fan and the "hello sinners" are just the cherry on top to my day

    • @haleigh423
      @haleigh423 3 года назад +25

      Unrelated but nice mammon pfp

    • @Amaltheaaa1
      @Amaltheaaa1 3 года назад +15

      @@haleigh423 why thank you :)

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @koori9739
      @koori9739 3 года назад +9

      A fellow Mammon simp I see

    • @mandygugs17
      @mandygugs17 3 года назад +7

      Straight up iconic

  • @roseaeries
    @roseaeries 3 года назад +1339

    Highly toxic men are so weird. Theyre the same men who says trans women are men and trans men are women, but also if a man cares for his partner emotionally, enjoys dressing nice, and likes starbucks.. thats a woman now 😭
    Make it make sense

    • @agnisosaaranda6607
      @agnisosaaranda6607 3 года назад +38

      Hahahahahahaha I've never thought about it. So true.

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +88

      WAKE UP TRANSFEMS
      NEW HRT JUST DROPPED

    • @roseaeries
      @roseaeries 3 года назад +61

      @@themyofmy LITERALLY if thats all it tastes to socially transition then we better spread the word 😭

    • @Nunak91
      @Nunak91 3 года назад +2

      Trans woman is a person who's sex is man and gender is trans woman.
      And man who's enjoying dressing nice, likes Starbucks, etc. is viewed as more feminine not as a woman, that's a huge distinction. Someone might joke that he's a woman but nobody means it literally.

    • @getrekt791
      @getrekt791 3 года назад +62

      @@Nunak91 Of course no one means it literally, we know that. they treat femininity as a woman feature when that isn’t true. you didn’t have to explain to us what it meant to be a trans woman and feminine man i’m pretty sure everyone in this section knows.

  • @katy2176-p3m
    @katy2176-p3m 3 года назад +606

    The thing about ordering red meat is hilarious - shouldn't strong alpha men be hunting their own game? why are they even being served another man (or womans!) hard work? lmaooo

    • @timoh2248
      @timoh2248 3 года назад +63

      LMAO!! They don't wanna talk about that! 😂💀🔥

    • @wm9482
      @wm9482 3 года назад +53

      For real, complaining on the internet about other men's habits isn't quite hunting the mammoth

    • @gwyn6635
      @gwyn6635 3 года назад +44

      Also as a waitress i can say: i didnt know shit about the steaks there (youre not working minimal wage and eat the expensive shit) and If a guy asked me to bring him the best steak i would just order whats in our menu

    • @ellemmenn2930
      @ellemmenn2930 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mr.froggo
    @Mr.froggo 3 года назад +968

    Ah yes watching this gorgeous person while they unfold a lesbian flag fan in the best way possible while calling me a sinner I am content

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 3 года назад +20

      I love being called a sinner 🥵

    • @Mr.froggo
      @Mr.froggo 3 года назад +2

      @Ctrl Awww thanks

    • @kayladean597
      @kayladean597 3 года назад +3

      Profile name checks out 🌈

    • @Mr.froggo
      @Mr.froggo 3 года назад +4

      @@kayladean597 lol I guess it does

    • @soundskindagay2709
      @soundskindagay2709 2 года назад +1

      The profile pic gave it away😂

  • @ta9ta937
    @ta9ta937 3 года назад +879

    Most of my male crushes were 5’8 and maybe shorter (I’m 5’0) and I liked them despite their height. They were genuine guys and didn’t project their insecurities onto me or any other woman. If you have a bad attitude (clearly seen in your writing), I think girls are not attracted to you because you have a bad attitude not because you are 2 damn inches shorter than the average male height.

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 3 года назад +149

      Like women are out here with tape measurers or something 🙄

    • @vinylcreeks
      @vinylcreeks 3 года назад +71

      5'8 is not short...

    • @BunsBooks
      @BunsBooks 3 года назад +68

      I tend to look at it as height in comparison to oneself. 5’8” is very average for men but he’s a whopping 8” taller than you, that’s quite a difference. I’m 5’10”, so 8” taller than me is a 6’6” lad, that’s a big dude. All my male partners have been my height or a few inches shorter and I don’t have a problem with it, I like a short king

    • @tvds8350
      @tvds8350 3 года назад +30

      @@vinylcreeks exactly 5’9” is the average its barely below average.

    • @astra5091
      @astra5091 3 года назад +20

      @@BunsBooks YESSS WE LOVE OUR SHORT KINGS AYYYEE

  • @Ivuxoxo
    @Ivuxoxo 3 года назад +385

    Yes my daily dose of “hello sinners”

  • @DownBelowNagrind
    @DownBelowNagrind 3 года назад +616

    It is really important to me that you know the testicle breathing guy is currently running for a seat in the Canadian house of commons

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 года назад +216

      He’s what?? 😀

    • @timoh2248
      @timoh2248 3 года назад +42

      Omg eww

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +68

      @@AnnamarieForcino Apparently Canadian politicians looked at the recent USian governmental shenanigans and said, "Hold my beer, eh?"

    • @DownBelowNagrind
      @DownBelowNagrind 3 года назад +100

      @@AnnamarieForcino His real name is Nicholas Pereira and he's part of the People's Party of Canada, which is super right-wing and xenophobic, so he absolutely deserves to be mocked.

    • @ellemmenn2930
      @ellemmenn2930 3 года назад +7

      Seriously?!?!

  • @lorenallison5089
    @lorenallison5089 3 года назад +393

    Masculinity SATURDAYS? Yall couldn't even use alliteration and call it masculinity mondays? Shameful

    • @MintyFreshCupcakes
      @MintyFreshCupcakes 3 года назад +39

      Alliteration is for beta males

    • @lorenallison5089
      @lorenallison5089 3 года назад +46

      @@MintyFreshCupcakes alpha alliteration? No thanks

    • @skornie123
      @skornie123 2 года назад +11

      Because saturdays are for the boys I guess ?^^

    • @TheFangirlOtaku
      @TheFangirlOtaku 2 года назад +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this thought and was disappointed.

    • @MadelineStAubin
      @MadelineStAubin Год назад

      I literally just commented this. It bothered me so much!

  • @timoh2248
    @timoh2248 3 года назад +177

    The testicle breathing guy has me shaken to my core. Like, wtf does that even mean? SIR??? Just knowing that he's out there somewhere attempting to breathe using his genitals makes me VERY uncomfortable.

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku 2 года назад +5

      Honestly, it sounds like yoga-type woo. He’s using pranayama and root chakra while on a channel that thinks yoga is gay

    • @SenorMeinKrafter
      @SenorMeinKrafter 2 года назад +6

      I'm pretty sure he's a guy who ran for MP under the People's Party of Canada (far right political party) in the last Canadian election lol. His name is Nicholas Pereira. It's crazy to think that people like that have a chance to be running a country.

  • @orbeezeater
    @orbeezeater 3 года назад +416

    5:32 Women, no man with good qualities will let their place become a pigsty. Anytime you go to his place, the first thing he should do is clean up. A clean and organized man is one of the signs of a person who can function without being coddled. KICKOUTMANCHILDREN! YOU DESERVE BETTER #FemininityFriday Edit: Don't check that hashtag, I just put it there to mimic the original tweet but it's filled with the same toxic masculinity I'm mocking

    • @epiphanymaplethorpe2592
      @epiphanymaplethorpe2592 3 года назад +51

      "How To Be More Submissive To Your Man" 😬💀

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +16

      @@epiphanymaplethorpe2592 Or, as Lori (The Transformed Wife) Alexander would cover Tammy Wynette, "Kneel By Your Man / Show him you fear, er, love him / Don't dare to stand above him / But worship his small penis..."

    • @josukeshair8891
      @josukeshair8891 3 года назад +50

      @@epiphanymaplethorpe2592 "How to Make Your Man Submissive: A Guide to Peggadise." Aight I tried and imma leave...make a better title or critique mine please😘

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +12

      @@josukeshair8891 based

    • @user-td3tp9em9t
      @user-td3tp9em9t 3 года назад +32

      Men like that are too attached to their mothers until they expected their partners to be the same.

  • @yim.1261
    @yim.1261 3 года назад +144

    imagine being a doctor and someone comes in convinced they have ball asthma

  • @inexena
    @inexena 2 года назад +46

    My dad was in the army, he's the most organized person in our household.
    I've literally never seen drawers as clean as my dads.
    And low and behold: *he's a masculine man.* I know, shocker.

  • @fr3shm1ntt
    @fr3shm1ntt 3 года назад +351

    best commentary content on the internet hands down

  • @Mira.s.arcadia
    @Mira.s.arcadia 3 года назад +89

    Oh wow, the “if the ladies leave the dishes in the sink, they’re no good for motherhood” moment left me feeling attacked and wondering.. why on earth have I been hit with this disability that limits my mobility to a maximum... I will never be able to please these alpha males now, my life has no meaning 🙄

  • @jordanthegenderthief
    @jordanthegenderthief 3 года назад +244

    Being called a sinner gets me through my toughest art block. Thank you. Love your content, and toxic masculinity sucks!
    Edit: the guy who is mad he’s 5’8” could just put on some heels, tbh. Would make him taller!

    • @Amaltheaaa1
      @Amaltheaaa1 3 года назад +17

      fr like they exist for a reason but he would most likely say something like "it's not masculine and I am **ALPHA MALE** not an omega"

    • @timoh2248
      @timoh2248 3 года назад +19

      Fr! He could totally get himself a pair of heels or platform boots, and he'd be instantly taller. Problem solved, dude!!

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +7

      @@Amaltheaaa1 Not only are, say, cowboy boots or work boots certifiably "masculine," but clearly this insecure jackass is ignorant of history: high heels originally were worn only by men, as they were intended to aid in mounting their horses (no, not that way 😉🐎).

    • @freedomarts519
      @freedomarts519 2 года назад +3

      Or you know, prove to be better than everyone by accepting himself as who he is and developing more self confidence then any of those straight "AlPhA male" ever will have

    • @freedomarts519
      @freedomarts519 2 года назад +1

      @@semperfi818, oh really? I need to make research on this. I love those type of facts, they make great trolls

  • @Dxs4all
    @Dxs4all 2 года назад +59

    If you just pretend that all the "alpha, beta" nonsense is all in the context of omegaverse fiction, it all becomes infinitely more hilarious.

  • @katy2176-p3m
    @katy2176-p3m 3 года назад +56

    The final one was so creepy, my dude wanted to imagine himself having sex above small people while acting like hitler. My dude has so many problems idk where to begin...

  • @codyhelene5000
    @codyhelene5000 3 года назад +107

    Ah yes, I also call the AARP to get my tire changed, nothing like watching retired seniors tighten my lugnuts

    • @rebeccat7912
      @rebeccat7912 3 года назад +21

      I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS, I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD
      I know nothing about cars, but my parents are AARP members, so I knew that wasn’t right 😂😂😂

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 2 года назад +6

      Jesus has some weird kinks.

    • @brandongutleben2222
      @brandongutleben2222 2 года назад

      Hahahaha aarp

  • @JaredJonesAZ
    @JaredJonesAZ 3 года назад +129

    Note to self: tiddlywinks is not the game you think it is.

  • @alaspoyorick
    @alaspoyorick 3 года назад +100

    10:21 Ian is making a good point here: those types of disgusting habits made men sick and eliminated them (or the habit) from the population over time, helping to shape the world as it is today. Germs are very important in shaping populations, but who knew “””alpha””” men were such willing volunteers for elimination!

  • @MichaelaCchae-the-cat
    @MichaelaCchae-the-cat 3 года назад +108

    For anyone with an ED like myself (hey), discussion of dieting/noom sponsorship ends at about 4:00

    • @MichaelaCchae-the-cat
      @MichaelaCchae-the-cat 3 года назад +27

      i want to support you bc i love your content but yikes bc noom

    • @TheKiwishay
      @TheKiwishay 3 года назад +9

      What's wrong with noom? Genuinely curious

    • @StephanieLeighG
      @StephanieLeighG 3 года назад +7

      Anorexia and bulimia aren’t the only ed’s, and people who have them do not have a god given right to make life more difficult for people with the opposite issue. Sometimes people need help eating less and/or eating healthier foods. Making a conscious effort to do those things is not a form eating disorder and no one is under any obligation to hide “dieting” or healthy eating content from you.

    • @MichaelaCchae-the-cat
      @MichaelaCchae-the-cat 3 года назад +31

      @@StephanieLeighG didn’t say those were the only eds?? The issue isn’t with dieting, the issue is with noom itself. Dieting isn’t inherently bad but it can be dangerous for someone with an ED. And people can ask for trigger warnings, that’s not a fucking crime.

    • @jayfraks7949
      @jayfraks7949 3 года назад +26

      @@StephanieLeighG how is someone putting a RUclips comment with a timestamp to the end of the ad making life more difficult for anyone? and if you're talking about cw's, how is saying the sentence "hey just a cw for dieting/ed" any sort of burden at all?

  • @mumpas-1043
    @mumpas-1043 3 года назад +55

    If men aren’t supposed to read a menu, then why does it have the word men in it? Checkmate

  • @arina4387
    @arina4387 3 года назад +161

    Testicle breathing man is a political candidate in the extra Conservative party in Canada… or at the very least, he was about two to three weeks ago 🥴

    • @timoh2248
      @timoh2248 3 года назад +26

      Eww! Keep testicle breathing guy away from government, or any position of power.

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +6

      @@mypplantsneedwatered With any luck, friend, your fellow Canadians (unlike too many of my fellow Americans, alas) came to their senses and ignored that knucklehead's candidacy.

    • @Ollebolle112
      @Ollebolle112 3 года назад +10

      He testicle breathed to hard 😔 They straight up popped like ballons😥📍💢🙏

  • @nherty6172
    @nherty6172 3 года назад +26

    Thank God I don't do housekeeping for a job. I am not cleaning a grown ups apartment. Never have, never will.

  • @ken-lw5cw
    @ken-lw5cw 3 года назад +164

    i’ve come faster than a straight white cis man

  • @can-of-pringles
    @can-of-pringles 3 года назад +23

    5'8" guy: I want to be dead
    Me, 4'10": pathetic

  • @aliaalrashedi7992
    @aliaalrashedi7992 3 года назад +54

    Loving the “a video every couple of days” energy! Love a queen with a schedule..

  • @fionatastic0.070
    @fionatastic0.070 3 года назад +188

    9:00 As a nuerodivergent woman who does all of of these things, I think you might just be a candidate for ADHD sir

    • @_plantlife
      @_plantlife 3 года назад +16

      Yeah that sounds exactly like adhd what he talkin bout 🤣 im lost 😂

    • @tiptoes9847
      @tiptoes9847 3 года назад +6

      This! Bahaha!!

    • @freedomarts519
      @freedomarts519 2 года назад +1

      Uh, I don't really understand how it is linked to ADHD (I have ADHD, just making it clear that I do know what it is)

    • @tiptoes9847
      @tiptoes9847 2 года назад +6

      @@freedomarts519 ADHD is a spectrum like Autism. Hi! I have both. lol Don't worry if it doesn't apply to you. Everyone's different.

    • @freedomarts519
      @freedomarts519 2 года назад +3

      @@tiptoes9847 I know, but thanks. Hey, my brother has ADHD and Autism too, it's a interesting combo

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions 3 года назад +33

    There was a time when men would seal a deal by locking lips with gratuitous amounts of tongue, but now guys don't even wanna shake hands anymore. Smh says a lot about our society

    • @dk14929
      @dk14929 Год назад +1

      New pickup line: Let's make a deal

  • @catboy_tylerr
    @catboy_tylerr 3 года назад +32

    annamarie: “saturdays are for the boys”
    me: **looks away from my ‘saturdays are for the boys’ flag that i got so i could dress up as a fuckboy for halloween a couple years ago, and deletes my animal crossing saturday’s are for the boys meme** so true bestie

  • @decoraqueena6413
    @decoraqueena6413 3 года назад +21

    It's pretty bold of that guy to assume he'll still have a gf after showing her his pigsty of a home and expecting her to clean it. It's even bolder of him to assume that girls like dirty men who still rely on their mums to cook and clean for them.

  • @DiamondSlut
    @DiamondSlut 3 года назад +29

    I died when ya said “call AARP to help you.” 😂 I know you meant AAA but damn lol I’m not gunna call a retirement organization to change my tire

    • @talithacrow7530
      @talithacrow7530 2 года назад

      Ill probably never be able to retire but I know lots of people who struggle with addiction so for a second I was very confused as to how a support group for alcoholics would help with retirement

  • @flower54
    @flower54 3 года назад +29

    i love knowing no one has possibly finished the video at this point

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 3 года назад +2

      Pfft I’m 11 minutes in atm

  • @moxthecat787
    @moxthecat787 3 года назад +29

    every time I see a noom ad I'm reminded that noom is the dumbest name. for my cat, that is. I feel like every cat person can relate to having random gibberish as a nickname for their pet (or just the ones I've met)

  • @absolutelynotellen
    @absolutelynotellen 3 года назад +23

    "Hello sinners" tbh i never felt so honored, thank you queen. 💓

  • @idealisticcynic06
    @idealisticcynic06 3 года назад +82

    I am trying to come up with something clever to say something but given the topic today I don't think I need to strive for intelligence lol
    Also the fan just makes me so happy its such a good addition- also where is lady I miss her :')))

    • @idealisticcynic06
      @idealisticcynic06 3 года назад +1

      ok its so funny matt walsh called Harry a beta male or some shit when Harry literally fought in the front lines of one of the most dangeous political terrain out there - "During his time in the British Army, Prince Harry served two tours in Afghanistan. Per the royal family's website, he served in the army for a total of ten years, and rose to the rank of Captain. Causes related to veterans and military families remain central to Prince Harry's work." Last time I checked Matt walsh hasn't fought any wars...like I don't care for the royal family i am not british and even otherwise really who cares but you can't really dispute this fact

  • @nessarolla
    @nessarolla 3 года назад +13

    That Cornhub comment is so classic. I love reading Cornhub comments.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 2 года назад +3

      Somehow they can get surprisingly wholesome. And then you have things like what's on this video.

  • @frejabennett213
    @frejabennett213 3 года назад +20

    Is anyone else genuinely disappointed that Anna took a sponsor from what is essentially a diet/weight loss company?? I'm glad she didn't promote it as a way for us all to lose weight, but once you look into Noom you can pretty clearly see that it promotes disordered habits regarding food, and it's not 'just recipes and support'. Idk I just thought she'd be better than to promote that sort of thing on her channel :(

    • @ahuman5772
      @ahuman5772 2 года назад +3

      Yeah and the people on the app aren't qualified :/

  • @itchywitchy2248
    @itchywitchy2248 3 года назад +22

    Air is stored in the balls

  • @greenery0147
    @greenery0147 3 года назад +20

    I just got out of school and this has made me day 100% better

  • @M00NL9GHT
    @M00NL9GHT 3 года назад +11

    agreed. on a side note, most men tend to forget that lesbians or women who are attracted to only women exists. no matter how they look like whether they're fem or masc presenting! same with asexual, aromantic and aroace women. like, not everyone has that desire to do the "deed" with you or even fall in love and be in a relationship in general. when will people get that...

  • @sometvnamedseven7048
    @sometvnamedseven7048 3 года назад +16

    The red shirt during the ad reads is iconic

  • @tokyobateman6610
    @tokyobateman6610 3 года назад +20

    Merch idea: LGBTQ+ fans with “hello sinners” in black cursive font

  • @jemsilver
    @jemsilver 3 года назад +21

    The only person who is allowed to call me a sinner 🖤

  • @bellaaurora715
    @bellaaurora715 3 года назад +22

    My day just got so much better!

  • @mariisabelle6502
    @mariisabelle6502 3 года назад +9

    That last post made me remember, I took my first dose of the vaccine yesterday! I'm so happy right now, I've been waiting for this for such a long time and it's finally happened.

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 3 года назад +6

    when i first stayed at my bf’s place he didn’t even want me to do any chores and insisted on doing everything. get yourself a king ✌🏼

  • @user-ld6th3vw8e
    @user-ld6th3vw8e 3 года назад +5

    there's literally a twilight zone episode with a guy like that last guy. he believes that at 3 o'clock, every evil person will be rendered 2 inches tall. he spends the episode hurling accusations at neighbours, strangers, anyone he can possibly find fault with, and condemning them. he's convinced the world is filled with evil and that once the time comes he will be able to just stamp it out. At 3 o'clock he becomes two inches tall

  • @blu6344
    @blu6344 3 года назад +21

    I am here early so I would just like to say thank you so much for the “hello sinners”, it makes my day

  • @SuperLunchable
    @SuperLunchable 2 года назад +6

    I think my boyfriend is broken. When there are dirty utensils in my kitchen at night….. he just….. washes them for me……

  • @EmzeeLynn
    @EmzeeLynn 3 года назад +14

    I cannot stop laughing at the corn hub comment. My stomach hurts so bad omfg. I can’t believe somebody commented that! And his reasoning!!🤣😂

    • @hxney_bree
      @hxney_bree 3 года назад +3

      He's really over here reviewing it like he's some kind of movie critic and it's SENDING me 💀

    • @EmzeeLynn
      @EmzeeLynn 3 года назад +3

      @@hxney_bree “I made the account just incase the guy sees it.” 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hxney_bree
      @hxney_bree 3 года назад +1

      @@EmzeeLynn That had me rolliiing! Like, he's acting up this much and this man will probably never even glance at it 💀💀💀

    • @EmzeeLynn
      @EmzeeLynn 3 года назад +1

      @@hxney_bree can you imagine a super like frantically angry dude Seriously typing away on his phone and like SERIOUSLY being so disappointed in the amount of skeet skeet god damn that came out of somebody? It’s just so funny to picture.🤣😂💀

    • @hxney_bree
      @hxney_bree 3 года назад +4

      @@EmzeeLynn YEEESSSS-!! And for a so called "ultra-straight alpha male", he's oddly focused on the man's spunk 🤣

  • @SovaSpooks
    @SovaSpooks 3 года назад +12

    I mean the elbow guy has a point, nasty hygiene like spitting in your hand and shaking is the reason why our world is in a pandemic rn

  • @dominykas6100
    @dominykas6100 3 года назад +12

    i was just barely thinking about you then i opened youtube and saw this

  • @riyas8428
    @riyas8428 3 года назад +55

    I can't wait to become the alpha male I was always meant to be 🥰🌈✨

  • @mirrorball_12
    @mirrorball_12 3 года назад +8

    The disgusted/uncomfortable look you have on your face on the thumbnail speaks volumes about what tis video shall contain🥲😑

  • @naturequeen2597
    @naturequeen2597 3 года назад +2

    My one roommate who didn't get the vaccine yet (I got both of mine) would keep going up to me and just "casually" talk about how everyone who is vaccinated will die and shit like that, then look at me and go "oh sorry, I forgot you were vaccinated". He's said that like 15 times. Thankfully he hasn't spoken a word to me in over a week, cause I told him to stop screaming at his video games at 2:30 am, and then he had a fit and now wants me to apologize to him before he speaks again. This past week is the happiest I've been cause I don't have to listen to him.

  • @mathddv
    @mathddv 3 года назад +17

    All these men calling themselves "alphas" in reference to dominant wolves, when in fact alpha males aren't even a thing in nature 😂

    • @electronics-girl
      @electronics-girl Год назад +1

      Also, betta males are some very fierce fish!

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад

      the "alphas" were actually just the parents of the pack, so if you don't have a dad bod and act as the parent friend in your friend group and carry snacks and supplies in your backpack for them, then you aren't a real alpha /silly

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 3 года назад +16

    I’m a fan of Mr. Tiddlywinks of cum. Sounds like he’s a true aficionado.
    He made sure to give both performers some feedback. While he was critical about the quantity of splooge, he did give Elizabeth the kudos that she no doubt deserves.

  • @luckyporkbeans4504
    @luckyporkbeans4504 3 года назад +30

    Love everything about this video except the Noom add- it’s a bullshit app that just repackages bullshit diets- me and plenty others who gave struggled with EDs in the past know that Noom can and will contribute to a horrible relationship with food (not implying that annamarie is giving people eating disorders /gen)

  • @watermelonbee2609
    @watermelonbee2609 3 года назад +16

    I read the title and looked at the thumbnail, yet I still clicked this, that’s how much ily ms ma’am 💀

  • @briannahood8273
    @briannahood8273 3 года назад +47

    Yes of course, this parallelogram has been awful. We love RUclips censorship 😝😝

  • @Karmag3
    @Karmag3 3 года назад +9

    It feels like ur uploading so much! Thx queen!

  • @pchiare
    @pchiare 3 года назад +6

    I died at "YOUR deserve better".
    Forcino you better resurrect me girl...

  • @milesclay2209
    @milesclay2209 3 года назад +7

    Gonna be real t3sticle breathing sounds like a weird ao3 prawn tag

  • @MsPoliteRants
    @MsPoliteRants 3 года назад +7

    I know a 5’5 man who is super hot, confident, strong, funny…. He has NO problem getting girls. Amazing what happens when you’re a good person and don’t let your height dictate your life choices. (I’ve actually met several men shorter than 5’8 who are wonderful and have no issues getting a partner)

  • @Petitfleur_
    @Petitfleur_ 3 года назад +19

    Me, 5’8 female loving life with my short king 5’5 husband: To the fuming incel at 7:25, honey, the height has *nothing* to do with why women won’t touch you with a ten foot pole… 🤣

  • @anaionescu8913
    @anaionescu8913 3 года назад +6

    5:30 - I'm somewhat of neat freak and when I go over to my boyfriend's house, I can't help but clean shit up because it stresses me out (he's not even that disorganized, I'm just obsessed with cleanliness). I do that because I WANT to, not because it's expected of me. Hell, I do it more for myself than my boyfriend since he doesn't care that much. But if he ever were to expect that of me, lest I be a lousy girlfriend, I wouldn't put up with that shit

  • @fernandonepomuceno7148
    @fernandonepomuceno7148 3 года назад +5

    Just noticed the flag, nice
    Also thanks for the color change, helps with ads.

  • @AndJordann
    @AndJordann 3 года назад +12

    Bestie really coming through with the BEST content👏❤️

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 3 года назад +2

      Mhm fr

  • @ashlinero
    @ashlinero 3 года назад +45

    Coffee is actually dehydrating 😂 I don’t think anyone is really drinking any water at all! 😂 ✨we will die of dehydration✨

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 3 года назад +11

      To be honest, I drank insufficient water until I was advised to drink gallons daily to help offset the side effects of chemotherapy; as this practice got me through chemo with minimal difficulty, I continue it to this day (FTR, I'm a 5+-year survivor of prostate cancer and have happily returned to active blood-donor and organ-donor status), and it's yet to do me anything but good.

    • @nolaray1062
      @nolaray1062 2 года назад +1

      @@semperfi818 wait....If you drink a lot of water it helps with the chemo side effects??

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 2 года назад

      @@nolaray1062 It worked for me: the theory is that increasing one's water intake facilitates flushing excess residual chemotherapeutic substances from one's body, thus minimizing one's exposure to harsh antimetabolite chemicals that would otherwise target, say, one's gut lining and other mitotically-active tissue and damage same. Since my gut lining was spared a lot of this insult due to washing out excess chemotherapy with all the water I was drinking, I was fortunate to miss the worst of the typical nausea, vomiting, appetite loss and suchlike; thus, I recommend drinking a lot of water to anyone undergoing chemo. In fact, the nurses taking care of me made sure to emphasize the importance of drinking copious amounts of water during the period in which I was dealing with chemotherapy, and I'm glad I was smart enough to take their good advice.

    • @nolaray1062
      @nolaray1062 2 года назад +3

      @@semperfi818 I had no idea. Thanks for sharing that!

    • @semperfi818
      @semperfi818 2 года назад

      @@nolaray1062 Are you undergoing chemo yourself now, or is someone you care about doing this? Either way, prayers and good energy are streaming toward the one who needs them, and may the outcome be at least as good as mine...and even if you're not doing chemo now, drink some water. 😉💦

  • @IndigoWhite
    @IndigoWhite 3 года назад +3

    Girl this is random as hell but I would love if you reviewed the episode of wife swap that has the lesbian couple because it’s a really interesting time capsule of the early 2000s and i think it shows how far we’ve come in some ways and not in others. I’d love to hear your take on it.

  • @chaz8940
    @chaz8940 3 года назад +35

    I can't believe it's not sexist!

  • @canadianlucifer8446
    @canadianlucifer8446 3 года назад +6

    Fellas, is it gay to read a menu? I mean, it's called a MENu. What, are u looking at men?

  • @Sage7321
    @Sage7321 3 года назад +12

    we absolutely LOVE the fan 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @R0mbVs
    @R0mbVs 2 года назад +5

    5'8 is the height of an average guy though and I see lots of guys shorter than that walking around holding hands with a partner.
    Nobody gets everything. I used to be very envious of a friend of mine who was tall and fit and had a really nice beard. I was talking to him one time and long story short I realized that he was kinda jealous of me in ways I hadnt considered.
    The grass isn't always greener..
    As a guy who's constantly misplacing my wallet/phone etc I laughed but thats more due to ADHD lol.
    Great content btw!

  • @_doofiis7420
    @_doofiis7420 2 года назад +4

    Toxic masculinity as it pertains to its effects on a man's life is like playing dark souls challenge runs
    You're literally making life more difficult for yourself and generating a substantial amount of personal and interpersonal suffering for no reason
    But at least beating dark souls 2 with champions guild turned on, an unupgraded ladle, and no health stones with the ring fit adventure controller actually makes my life better

  • @aslan_theythem5442
    @aslan_theythem5442 3 года назад +9

    The fan is immaculate, as always

  • @HOPEfullBoi01
    @HOPEfullBoi01 3 года назад +5

    I was worried that I'd maybe have to stay in the closet in my new dorm-apart for my own safety but the owner seemed very organized and actually told me that he only accepts clean and organized students as clients there. Great to know everyone there is feminine and fruity just like me! Also amazing how this incel on the internet has a better gaydar than me 👌

  • @leviathan6446
    @leviathan6446 3 года назад +7

    The fan

  • @powerplay2137
    @powerplay2137 2 года назад +1

    3:59 *flashbacks to “we’ve been waiting for you all summer and we’re so glad you’re finally here!” With all those college girls*

  • @athinatritari775
    @athinatritari775 3 года назад +15

    I'm here so early and loving this this channel always makes my day #alphafemalegang

  • @Luke-Rick
    @Luke-Rick 3 года назад +2

    "Wouldn't it be smart to call someone like AARP to help you?"
    I think you meant AAA (triple A), lmfao!
    I adore you!! Your videos make my days so much better!

  • @saskedeejinxluz7940
    @saskedeejinxluz7940 3 года назад +4

    Part TWO please, love your videos 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜

  • @haleigh423
    @haleigh423 3 года назад +12

    No one:
    Me:*trying to keep my last brain cell from dying because of these posts*

    • @armins_simp
      @armins_simp 3 года назад +2

      It's like trying to fan a tiny flame in the middle of a snowstorm 😭

  • @josephblaiddyd
    @josephblaiddyd 3 года назад +5

    When i hear men complain about how men under 6’0 get looked over by women, i remember my big brother ranting to me about the same thing when he had never been turned down by a woman in his life, always had tons of girls crushing on him/flirting with him and also married the first gf he ever had but sure, he was so oppressed 🙄 smdh

  • @Amaltheaaa1
    @Amaltheaaa1 3 года назад +31

    as a bisexual teenager I feel very safe here 😌✨

  • @muffinbutton2873
    @muffinbutton2873 Год назад +1

    I work at a nursing facility (think nursing home meets hospital), and we asked people, for the longest time, if they were vaccinated on the sign in sheet. I had it down to a science, "Do you have nah signs, symptoms, of exposure to COVID? If not, yo Ivan automatically circle no to all the questions except the last one asking if you care vaccinated, vaccination is not required."
    I feel it is pretty straightforward, but one person started laughing at me about it, "I was vaccinated by nature. Does that count?"
    I didn't want to start anything, so I just furled by eyebrows, this made her laugh even more, "What, are yo u gonna kick us out?" "Vaccination is not required." Literally said that already.
    The fact that she insisted on just picking on me for doing my job to limit that amount of illness given to old people is beyond me.
    Unvaccinated people are really out here making it more than political

  • @Baylison
    @Baylison 2 года назад +3

    Testicle Breathing? sounds like meditation with extra steps......

  • @lordskeletor481
    @lordskeletor481 2 года назад +1

    I wanna see the crimson chin guy and jordan peterson fight each other in a steel cage match, i simply think it would be hilarious to watch, if you're organized you're not masculine enough vs clean your gotdang room to be a giga chad

  • @lydialaeke6647
    @lydialaeke6647 2 года назад +3

    So are men just not allowed to live alone or be single... because who's going to clean everything when their mom or girl is not around? Them???

  • @ashlynnthompson1282
    @ashlynnthompson1282 3 года назад +17

    I currently have covid and all I’m thinking ab is finding myself some alpha 🐓

  • @DaBlondeTwins
    @DaBlondeTwins 3 года назад +9

    I feel icky following a channel that's sponsored by noom because I'm currently in ed recovery. It's disappointing diet culture is literally everywhere even when you actively try to avoid it. Noom is just like every other diet-y weight loss app that cannot give expert nutrition recommendations. Their programs are not based on science if they don't have people with proper credentials helping you... If someone is truly struggling with their weight they should speak with a registered dietitian and use their money towards a credible source, not pay for an app with "weight loss coaches" instead of RDs. RDs are the only people accredited to give expert nutrition recommendations. I'm sad this channel would support this kind of thing especially when you seem very aware of mental health things, I would expect it from a "fitness" channel but not you :( not trying to be a hater i like your videoes they make me laugh just wish that you would support better companies /gen

    • @luckyporkbeans4504
      @luckyporkbeans4504 3 года назад +4

      Couldn’t have said it better myself!! Noom is just diet culture barf masked with “professional coaches” that are super sketchy.
      I’m hope your recovery is going well. I know from experience how hard it is to change your relationship with food/battle an ED. 💚

  • @robinknight2251
    @robinknight2251 3 года назад +1

    I am 5'8 had to put that I was 5'8 on my dating profile because DAMN did dudes freak out that I was tall while wearing flats. The best was the cop (who didn't tell me he was a cop) came to give me a hug and recoiled at my Amazon stature. I had no problem with shorter men, I can reach the top shelf on my own, you are here to be my companion not my reaching tool.

  • @cyanidesmile7263
    @cyanidesmile7263 2 года назад +3

    After this, my attraction to women and enby people became stronger.

  • @kayenjee
    @kayenjee 3 года назад +1

    Explanation for "high T" :
    - don't know where documents are because Bad Wife ™ or lady slave handles all of that
    - goes in exits because inconsideration is peak alpha behavior
    - likes to be rooted against because of deep seated fear of rejection
    - wears hoodies/joggers because of toxic masculinity
    - can make compensation demands because of intersectional privilege
    - loses stuff all the time, see first line