heyyy! noom works by restricting foods and calories, which can lead to disordered eating. i know youtubers have to make their money in one way or another, but i hope you would pick some better sponsors in the future! love your content uwu
You can laught but it's an actual thing. Similar cues are giving to women while they try to breathe and relax. To feel like their pussies open up and spread. People who say that don't mean to actually do that but to have intention in mind. It helps relax pelvic floor muscles which are like smaller diaphragm and tend to be tense.
As a man, I admit I have wished to be a little taller. Not to attract babes, but because I want to be able to easily reach into cupboards with my little goblin hands.
Brother, at 5' 5" I hear that -- and my 6' 2" partner, bless him, never makes me feel like anything but all the man he could ever admire, even while showing me the simple unspoken consideration of, say, grabbing items off the highest shelves when we shop together, _sans_ comment. A real man, like my partner, knows how to make his partner feel their best, and I strive every day to return this to him.
Highly toxic men are so weird. Theyre the same men who says trans women are men and trans men are women, but also if a man cares for his partner emotionally, enjoys dressing nice, and likes starbucks.. thats a woman now 😭 Make it make sense
Trans woman is a person who's sex is man and gender is trans woman. And man who's enjoying dressing nice, likes Starbucks, etc. is viewed as more feminine not as a woman, that's a huge distinction. Someone might joke that he's a woman but nobody means it literally.
@@Nunak91 Of course no one means it literally, we know that. they treat femininity as a woman feature when that isn’t true. you didn’t have to explain to us what it meant to be a trans woman and feminine man i’m pretty sure everyone in this section knows.
The thing about ordering red meat is hilarious - shouldn't strong alpha men be hunting their own game? why are they even being served another man (or womans!) hard work? lmaooo
Also as a waitress i can say: i didnt know shit about the steaks there (youre not working minimal wage and eat the expensive shit) and If a guy asked me to bring him the best steak i would just order whats in our menu
@@AnnamarieForcino His real name is Nicholas Pereira and he's part of the People's Party of Canada, which is super right-wing and xenophobic, so he absolutely deserves to be mocked.
Most of my male crushes were 5’8 and maybe shorter (I’m 5’0) and I liked them despite their height. They were genuine guys and didn’t project their insecurities onto me or any other woman. If you have a bad attitude (clearly seen in your writing), I think girls are not attracted to you because you have a bad attitude not because you are 2 damn inches shorter than the average male height.
I tend to look at it as height in comparison to oneself. 5’8” is very average for men but he’s a whopping 8” taller than you, that’s quite a difference. I’m 5’10”, so 8” taller than me is a 6’6” lad, that’s a big dude. All my male partners have been my height or a few inches shorter and I don’t have a problem with it, I like a short king
My dad was in the army, he's the most organized person in our household. I've literally never seen drawers as clean as my dads. And low and behold: *he's a masculine man.* I know, shocker.
The testicle breathing guy has me shaken to my core. Like, wtf does that even mean? SIR??? Just knowing that he's out there somewhere attempting to breathe using his genitals makes me VERY uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure he's a guy who ran for MP under the People's Party of Canada (far right political party) in the last Canadian election lol. His name is Nicholas Pereira. It's crazy to think that people like that have a chance to be running a country.
Being called a sinner gets me through my toughest art block. Thank you. Love your content, and toxic masculinity sucks! Edit: the guy who is mad he’s 5’8” could just put on some heels, tbh. Would make him taller!
@@Amaltheaaa1 Not only are, say, cowboy boots or work boots certifiably "masculine," but clearly this insecure jackass is ignorant of history: high heels originally were worn only by men, as they were intended to aid in mounting their horses (no, not that way 😉🐎).
Or you know, prove to be better than everyone by accepting himself as who he is and developing more self confidence then any of those straight "AlPhA male" ever will have
Oh wow, the “if the ladies leave the dishes in the sink, they’re no good for motherhood” moment left me feeling attacked and wondering.. why on earth have I been hit with this disability that limits my mobility to a maximum... I will never be able to please these alpha males now, my life has no meaning 🙄
The final one was so creepy, my dude wanted to imagine himself having sex above small people while acting like hitler. My dude has so many problems idk where to begin...
5:32 Women, no man with good qualities will let their place become a pigsty. Anytime you go to his place, the first thing he should do is clean up. A clean and organized man is one of the signs of a person who can function without being coddled. KICKOUTMANCHILDREN! YOU DESERVE BETTER #FemininityFriday Edit: Don't check that hashtag, I just put it there to mimic the original tweet but it's filled with the same toxic masculinity I'm mocking
@@epiphanymaplethorpe2592 Or, as Lori (The Transformed Wife) Alexander would cover Tammy Wynette, "Kneel By Your Man / Show him you fear, er, love him / Don't dare to stand above him / But worship his small penis..."
@@epiphanymaplethorpe2592 "How to Make Your Man Submissive: A Guide to Peggadise." Aight I tried and imma leave...make a better title or critique mine please😘
annamarie: “saturdays are for the boys” me: **looks away from my ‘saturdays are for the boys’ flag that i got so i could dress up as a fuckboy for halloween a couple years ago, and deletes my animal crossing saturday’s are for the boys meme** so true bestie
Anorexia and bulimia aren’t the only ed’s, and people who have them do not have a god given right to make life more difficult for people with the opposite issue. Sometimes people need help eating less and/or eating healthier foods. Making a conscious effort to do those things is not a form eating disorder and no one is under any obligation to hide “dieting” or healthy eating content from you.
@@StephanieLeighG didn’t say those were the only eds?? The issue isn’t with dieting, the issue is with noom itself. Dieting isn’t inherently bad but it can be dangerous for someone with an ED. And people can ask for trigger warnings, that’s not a fucking crime.
@@StephanieLeighG how is someone putting a RUclips comment with a timestamp to the end of the ad making life more difficult for anyone? and if you're talking about cw's, how is saying the sentence "hey just a cw for dieting/ed" any sort of burden at all?
@@mypplantsneedwatered With any luck, friend, your fellow Canadians (unlike too many of my fellow Americans, alas) came to their senses and ignored that knucklehead's candidacy.
Ill probably never be able to retire but I know lots of people who struggle with addiction so for a second I was very confused as to how a support group for alcoholics would help with retirement
10:21 Ian is making a good point here: those types of disgusting habits made men sick and eliminated them (or the habit) from the population over time, helping to shape the world as it is today. Germs are very important in shaping populations, but who knew “””alpha””” men were such willing volunteers for elimination!
every time I see a noom ad I'm reminded that noom is the dumbest name. for my cat, that is. I feel like every cat person can relate to having random gibberish as a nickname for their pet (or just the ones I've met)
It's pretty bold of that guy to assume he'll still have a gf after showing her his pigsty of a home and expecting her to clean it. It's even bolder of him to assume that girls like dirty men who still rely on their mums to cook and clean for them.
There was a time when men would seal a deal by locking lips with gratuitous amounts of tongue, but now guys don't even wanna shake hands anymore. Smh says a lot about our society
I am trying to come up with something clever to say something but given the topic today I don't think I need to strive for intelligence lol Also the fan just makes me so happy its such a good addition- also where is lady I miss her :')))
ok its so funny matt walsh called Harry a beta male or some shit when Harry literally fought in the front lines of one of the most dangeous political terrain out there - "During his time in the British Army, Prince Harry served two tours in Afghanistan. Per the royal family's website, he served in the army for a total of ten years, and rose to the rank of Captain. Causes related to veterans and military families remain central to Prince Harry's work." Last time I checked Matt walsh hasn't fought any wars...like I don't care for the royal family i am not british and even otherwise really who cares but you can't really dispute this fact
That last post made me remember, I took my first dose of the vaccine yesterday! I'm so happy right now, I've been waiting for this for such a long time and it's finally happened.
there's literally a twilight zone episode with a guy like that last guy. he believes that at 3 o'clock, every evil person will be rendered 2 inches tall. he spends the episode hurling accusations at neighbours, strangers, anyone he can possibly find fault with, and condemning them. he's convinced the world is filled with evil and that once the time comes he will be able to just stamp it out. At 3 o'clock he becomes two inches tall
@@hxney_bree can you imagine a super like frantically angry dude Seriously typing away on his phone and like SERIOUSLY being so disappointed in the amount of skeet skeet god damn that came out of somebody? It’s just so funny to picture.🤣😂💀
Is anyone else genuinely disappointed that Anna took a sponsor from what is essentially a diet/weight loss company?? I'm glad she didn't promote it as a way for us all to lose weight, but once you look into Noom you can pretty clearly see that it promotes disordered habits regarding food, and it's not 'just recipes and support'. Idk I just thought she'd be better than to promote that sort of thing on her channel :(
the "alphas" were actually just the parents of the pack, so if you don't have a dad bod and act as the parent friend in your friend group and carry snacks and supplies in your backpack for them, then you aren't a real alpha /silly
To be honest, I drank insufficient water until I was advised to drink gallons daily to help offset the side effects of chemotherapy; as this practice got me through chemo with minimal difficulty, I continue it to this day (FTR, I'm a 5+-year survivor of prostate cancer and have happily returned to active blood-donor and organ-donor status), and it's yet to do me anything but good.
@@nolaray1062 It worked for me: the theory is that increasing one's water intake facilitates flushing excess residual chemotherapeutic substances from one's body, thus minimizing one's exposure to harsh antimetabolite chemicals that would otherwise target, say, one's gut lining and other mitotically-active tissue and damage same. Since my gut lining was spared a lot of this insult due to washing out excess chemotherapy with all the water I was drinking, I was fortunate to miss the worst of the typical nausea, vomiting, appetite loss and suchlike; thus, I recommend drinking a lot of water to anyone undergoing chemo. In fact, the nurses taking care of me made sure to emphasize the importance of drinking copious amounts of water during the period in which I was dealing with chemotherapy, and I'm glad I was smart enough to take their good advice.
@@nolaray1062 Are you undergoing chemo yourself now, or is someone you care about doing this? Either way, prayers and good energy are streaming toward the one who needs them, and may the outcome be at least as good as mine...and even if you're not doing chemo now, drink some water. 😉💦
"Wouldn't it be smart to call someone like AARP to help you?" I think you meant AAA (triple A), lmfao! I adore you!! Your videos make my days so much better!
Girl this is random as hell but I would love if you reviewed the episode of wife swap that has the lesbian couple because it’s a really interesting time capsule of the early 2000s and i think it shows how far we’ve come in some ways and not in others. I’d love to hear your take on it.
love yr change of shirt of ads! So useful for things like continuing to listen to an entire discourse w/o the traditional obligations of having to listen to certain things!
Love everything about this video except the Noom add- it’s a bullshit app that just repackages bullshit diets- me and plenty others who gave struggled with EDs in the past know that Noom can and will contribute to a horrible relationship with food (not implying that annamarie is giving people eating disorders /gen)
Me, 5’8 female loving life with my short king 5’5 husband: To the fuming incel at 7:25, honey, the height has *nothing* to do with why women won’t touch you with a ten foot pole… 🤣
15:51 I think he's mistaken "testicle breathing" with his pelvic floor. The Pelvic Floor refers to the muscles that line the inside and the bottom of your pelvic bone. I learned that breathing with your diaphragm activates these muscles and can reduce cramping amongother things. 😅 Now you've learned something today!
I’m a fan of Mr. Tiddlywinks of cum. Sounds like he’s a true aficionado. He made sure to give both performers some feedback. While he was critical about the quantity of splooge, he did give Elizabeth the kudos that she no doubt deserves.
My one roommate who didn't get the vaccine yet (I got both of mine) would keep going up to me and just "casually" talk about how everyone who is vaccinated will die and shit like that, then look at me and go "oh sorry, I forgot you were vaccinated". He's said that like 15 times. Thankfully he hasn't spoken a word to me in over a week, cause I told him to stop screaming at his video games at 2:30 am, and then he had a fit and now wants me to apologize to him before he speaks again. This past week is the happiest I've been cause I don't have to listen to him.
I work at a nursing facility (think nursing home meets hospital), and we asked people, for the longest time, if they were vaccinated on the sign in sheet. I had it down to a science, "Do you have nah signs, symptoms, of exposure to COVID? If not, yo Ivan automatically circle no to all the questions except the last one asking if you care vaccinated, vaccination is not required." I feel it is pretty straightforward, but one person started laughing at me about it, "I was vaccinated by nature. Does that count?" I didn't want to start anything, so I just furled by eyebrows, this made her laugh even more, "What, are yo u gonna kick us out?" "Vaccination is not required." Literally said that already. The fact that she insisted on just picking on me for doing my job to limit that amount of illness given to old people is beyond me. Unvaccinated people are really out here making it more than political
5:30 - I'm somewhat of neat freak and when I go over to my boyfriend's house, I can't help but clean shit up because it stresses me out (he's not even that disorganized, I'm just obsessed with cleanliness). I do that because I WANT to, not because it's expected of me. Hell, I do it more for myself than my boyfriend since he doesn't care that much. But if he ever were to expect that of me, lest I be a lousy girlfriend, I wouldn't put up with that shit
Explanation for "high T" : - don't know where documents are because Bad Wife ™ or lady slave handles all of that - goes in exits because inconsideration is peak alpha behavior - likes to be rooted against because of deep seated fear of rejection - wears hoodies/joggers because of toxic masculinity - can make compensation demands because of intersectional privilege - loses stuff all the time, see first line
Toxic masculinity as it pertains to its effects on a man's life is like playing dark souls challenge runs You're literally making life more difficult for yourself and generating a substantial amount of personal and interpersonal suffering for no reason But at least beating dark souls 2 with champions guild turned on, an unupgraded ladle, and no health stones with the ring fit adventure controller actually makes my life better
agreed. on a side note, most men tend to forget that lesbians or women who are attracted to only women exists. no matter how they look like whether they're fem or masc presenting! same with asexual, aromantic and aroace women. like, not everyone has that desire to do the "deed" with you or even fall in love and be in a relationship in general. when will people get that...
I'd been trying to get rid of hiccups for about six straight minutes and they were finally gone UNTIL I saw this thumbnail which made me laugh so hard I got hiccups again. thanks
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Noom is a really shitty programme
I want more of this content. But I’m probably not your typical demographic.
heyyy! noom works by restricting foods and calories, which can lead to disordered eating.
i know youtubers have to make their money in one way or another, but i hope you would pick some better sponsors in the future!
love your content uwu
I was also supposed to be 6'5" but stopped growing at 13! I thought I was alone in this struggle.
same! I wound up being 4’9” instead 😪
I may be a high school senior but most freshmen are taller than me and it's a constant struggle
@@zhyza how tall r u
@@Karmag3 4'11 and half an inch
@@AnnamarieForcino tiny
i think reading “testicle breathing” in the thumbnail pulled the soul out of my body
Same and the fact it wasn’t click bait 😳
I feel like a part of me die and my brain stop functioning
*pullout method intensifies*
i’m physically and mentally scared
You can laught but it's an actual thing. Similar cues are giving to women while they try to breathe and relax. To feel like their pussies open up and spread. People who say that don't mean to actually do that but to have intention in mind. It helps relax pelvic floor muscles which are like smaller diaphragm and tend to be tense.
“reading a menu is gay” fellas i think jared, aged 19, wrote this.....
Ah yes ofc
Waddap, my name is Jared and I never fucking learnt how to read 😎
Yeah, I’ve met Jared.
@@cadenceolivia6304 Of CoUrSe I'vE mEt JaReD.
"wrote"???
The fan and the "hello sinners" are just the cherry on top to my day
Unrelated but nice mammon pfp
@@Oleander2116 why thank you :)
Same
A fellow Mammon simp I see
Straight up iconic
As a man, I admit I have wished to be a little taller.
Not to attract babes, but because I want to be able to easily reach into cupboards with my little goblin hands.
Brother, at 5' 5" I hear that -- and my 6' 2" partner, bless him, never makes me feel like anything but all the man he could ever admire, even while showing me the simple unspoken consideration of, say, grabbing items off the highest shelves when we shop together, _sans_ comment. A real man, like my partner, knows how to make his partner feel their best, and I strive every day to return this to him.
@@semperfi818 THAT'S SO SWEET🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Haha agreed, I just want to reach the cupboards!
@@M00NL9GHT He's a good man, and inspires me to be a better man every day than I was yesterday, just to stay worthy of his loving kindness.
@@semperfi818 that's so freaking cute bro😭
Highly toxic men are so weird. Theyre the same men who says trans women are men and trans men are women, but also if a man cares for his partner emotionally, enjoys dressing nice, and likes starbucks.. thats a woman now 😭
Make it make sense
Hahahahahahaha I've never thought about it. So true.
WAKE UP TRANSFEMS
NEW HRT JUST DROPPED
@@themyofmy LITERALLY if thats all it tastes to socially transition then we better spread the word 😭
Trans woman is a person who's sex is man and gender is trans woman.
And man who's enjoying dressing nice, likes Starbucks, etc. is viewed as more feminine not as a woman, that's a huge distinction. Someone might joke that he's a woman but nobody means it literally.
@@Nunak91 Of course no one means it literally, we know that. they treat femininity as a woman feature when that isn’t true. you didn’t have to explain to us what it meant to be a trans woman and feminine man i’m pretty sure everyone in this section knows.
The thing about ordering red meat is hilarious - shouldn't strong alpha men be hunting their own game? why are they even being served another man (or womans!) hard work? lmaooo
LMAO!! They don't wanna talk about that! 😂💀🔥
For real, complaining on the internet about other men's habits isn't quite hunting the mammoth
Also as a waitress i can say: i didnt know shit about the steaks there (youre not working minimal wage and eat the expensive shit) and If a guy asked me to bring him the best steak i would just order whats in our menu
🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes watching this gorgeous person while they unfold a lesbian flag fan in the best way possible while calling me a sinner I am content
I love being called a sinner 🥵
@Ctrl Awww thanks
Profile name checks out 🌈
@@kayladean597 lol I guess it does
The profile pic gave it away😂
It is really important to me that you know the testicle breathing guy is currently running for a seat in the Canadian house of commons
He’s what?? 😀
Omg eww
@@AnnamarieForcino Apparently Canadian politicians looked at the recent USian governmental shenanigans and said, "Hold my beer, eh?"
@@AnnamarieForcino His real name is Nicholas Pereira and he's part of the People's Party of Canada, which is super right-wing and xenophobic, so he absolutely deserves to be mocked.
Seriously?!?!
Yes my daily dose of “hello sinners”
Most of my male crushes were 5’8 and maybe shorter (I’m 5’0) and I liked them despite their height. They were genuine guys and didn’t project their insecurities onto me or any other woman. If you have a bad attitude (clearly seen in your writing), I think girls are not attracted to you because you have a bad attitude not because you are 2 damn inches shorter than the average male height.
Like women are out here with tape measurers or something 🙄
5'8 is not short...
I tend to look at it as height in comparison to oneself. 5’8” is very average for men but he’s a whopping 8” taller than you, that’s quite a difference. I’m 5’10”, so 8” taller than me is a 6’6” lad, that’s a big dude. All my male partners have been my height or a few inches shorter and I don’t have a problem with it, I like a short king
@@vinylcreeks exactly 5’9” is the average its barely below average.
yeah, same. i’m 5’7 but i frequently wear platform boots that make me 5’9, my last male crush was 5’9
imagine being a doctor and someone comes in convinced they have ball asthma
Oh boy😭
This read like a hentai scenario.
@@NIHIL_EGO LMAOOAOAOA
Ballsthma
@@DabiLOVmember yes
My dad was in the army, he's the most organized person in our household.
I've literally never seen drawers as clean as my dads.
And low and behold: *he's a masculine man.* I know, shocker.
The testicle breathing guy has me shaken to my core. Like, wtf does that even mean? SIR??? Just knowing that he's out there somewhere attempting to breathe using his genitals makes me VERY uncomfortable.
Honestly, it sounds like yoga-type woo. He’s using pranayama and root chakra while on a channel that thinks yoga is gay
I'm pretty sure he's a guy who ran for MP under the People's Party of Canada (far right political party) in the last Canadian election lol. His name is Nicholas Pereira. It's crazy to think that people like that have a chance to be running a country.
best commentary content on the internet hands down
I agree
trueeee shes my fav
Thank youuuu💘
I've been binging ever since her collab with Chad Chad. Great content! 😁
Ah yes, I also call the AARP to get my tire changed, nothing like watching retired seniors tighten my lugnuts
I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS, I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD
I know nothing about cars, but my parents are AARP members, so I knew that wasn’t right 😂😂😂
Jesus has some weird kinks.
Hahahaha aarp
Being called a sinner gets me through my toughest art block. Thank you. Love your content, and toxic masculinity sucks!
Edit: the guy who is mad he’s 5’8” could just put on some heels, tbh. Would make him taller!
fr like they exist for a reason but he would most likely say something like "it's not masculine and I am **ALPHA MALE** not an omega"
Fr! He could totally get himself a pair of heels or platform boots, and he'd be instantly taller. Problem solved, dude!!
@@Amaltheaaa1 Not only are, say, cowboy boots or work boots certifiably "masculine," but clearly this insecure jackass is ignorant of history: high heels originally were worn only by men, as they were intended to aid in mounting their horses (no, not that way 😉🐎).
Or you know, prove to be better than everyone by accepting himself as who he is and developing more self confidence then any of those straight "AlPhA male" ever will have
@@semperfi818, oh really? I need to make research on this. I love those type of facts, they make great trolls
Masculinity SATURDAYS? Yall couldn't even use alliteration and call it masculinity mondays? Shameful
Alliteration is for beta males
@@MintyFreshCupcakes alpha alliteration? No thanks
Because saturdays are for the boys I guess ?^^
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this thought and was disappointed.
I literally just commented this. It bothered me so much!
Oh wow, the “if the ladies leave the dishes in the sink, they’re no good for motherhood” moment left me feeling attacked and wondering.. why on earth have I been hit with this disability that limits my mobility to a maximum... I will never be able to please these alpha males now, my life has no meaning 🙄
If you just pretend that all the "alpha, beta" nonsense is all in the context of omegaverse fiction, it all becomes infinitely more hilarious.
Lmao
The final one was so creepy, my dude wanted to imagine himself having sex above small people while acting like hitler. My dude has so many problems idk where to begin...
5:32 Women, no man with good qualities will let their place become a pigsty. Anytime you go to his place, the first thing he should do is clean up. A clean and organized man is one of the signs of a person who can function without being coddled. KICKOUTMANCHILDREN! YOU DESERVE BETTER #FemininityFriday Edit: Don't check that hashtag, I just put it there to mimic the original tweet but it's filled with the same toxic masculinity I'm mocking
"How To Be More Submissive To Your Man" 😬💀
@@epiphanymaplethorpe2592 Or, as Lori (The Transformed Wife) Alexander would cover Tammy Wynette, "Kneel By Your Man / Show him you fear, er, love him / Don't dare to stand above him / But worship his small penis..."
@@epiphanymaplethorpe2592 "How to Make Your Man Submissive: A Guide to Peggadise." Aight I tried and imma leave...make a better title or critique mine please😘
@@josukeshair8891 based
Men like that are too attached to their mothers until they expected their partners to be the same.
Note to self: tiddlywinks is not the game you think it is.
Loving the “a video every couple of days” energy! Love a queen with a schedule..
i’ve come faster than a straight white cis man
OHHHHH SHIT
LMAOOO
BAHAHAHA
that is super fast LMAOOO
😂💀😂
annamarie: “saturdays are for the boys”
me: **looks away from my ‘saturdays are for the boys’ flag that i got so i could dress up as a fuckboy for halloween a couple years ago, and deletes my animal crossing saturday’s are for the boys meme** so true bestie
Thank God I don't do housekeeping for a job. I am not cleaning a grown ups apartment. Never have, never will.
For anyone with an ED like myself (hey), discussion of dieting/noom sponsorship ends at about 4:00
i want to support you bc i love your content but yikes bc noom
What's wrong with noom? Genuinely curious
Anorexia and bulimia aren’t the only ed’s, and people who have them do not have a god given right to make life more difficult for people with the opposite issue. Sometimes people need help eating less and/or eating healthier foods. Making a conscious effort to do those things is not a form eating disorder and no one is under any obligation to hide “dieting” or healthy eating content from you.
@@StephanieLeighG didn’t say those were the only eds?? The issue isn’t with dieting, the issue is with noom itself. Dieting isn’t inherently bad but it can be dangerous for someone with an ED. And people can ask for trigger warnings, that’s not a fucking crime.
@@StephanieLeighG how is someone putting a RUclips comment with a timestamp to the end of the ad making life more difficult for anyone? and if you're talking about cw's, how is saying the sentence "hey just a cw for dieting/ed" any sort of burden at all?
Testicle breathing man is a political candidate in the extra Conservative party in Canada… or at the very least, he was about two to three weeks ago 🥴
Eww! Keep testicle breathing guy away from government, or any position of power.
@@mypplantsneedwatered With any luck, friend, your fellow Canadians (unlike too many of my fellow Americans, alas) came to their senses and ignored that knucklehead's candidacy.
He testicle breathed to hard 😔 They straight up popped like ballons😥📍💢🙏
If men aren’t supposed to read a menu, then why does it have the word men in it? Checkmate
LMAO
It's full title is "men u need 2 learn how 2 read"
I died when ya said “call AARP to help you.” 😂 I know you meant AAA but damn lol I’m not gunna call a retirement organization to change my tire
Ill probably never be able to retire but I know lots of people who struggle with addiction so for a second I was very confused as to how a support group for alcoholics would help with retirement
10:21 Ian is making a good point here: those types of disgusting habits made men sick and eliminated them (or the habit) from the population over time, helping to shape the world as it is today. Germs are very important in shaping populations, but who knew “””alpha””” men were such willing volunteers for elimination!
Nice 😂
i love knowing no one has possibly finished the video at this point
Pfft I’m 11 minutes in atm
5'8" guy: I want to be dead
Me, 4'10": pathetic
"Hello sinners" tbh i never felt so honored, thank you queen. 💓
every time I see a noom ad I'm reminded that noom is the dumbest name. for my cat, that is. I feel like every cat person can relate to having random gibberish as a nickname for their pet (or just the ones I've met)
It's pretty bold of that guy to assume he'll still have a gf after showing her his pigsty of a home and expecting her to clean it. It's even bolder of him to assume that girls like dirty men who still rely on their mums to cook and clean for them.
There was a time when men would seal a deal by locking lips with gratuitous amounts of tongue, but now guys don't even wanna shake hands anymore. Smh says a lot about our society
New pickup line: Let's make a deal
Covid took so much from us 😔
I just got out of school and this has made me day 100% better
That Cornhub comment is so classic. I love reading Cornhub comments.
Somehow they can get surprisingly wholesome. And then you have things like what's on this video.
The red shirt during the ad reads is iconic
I am trying to come up with something clever to say something but given the topic today I don't think I need to strive for intelligence lol
Also the fan just makes me so happy its such a good addition- also where is lady I miss her :')))
ok its so funny matt walsh called Harry a beta male or some shit when Harry literally fought in the front lines of one of the most dangeous political terrain out there - "During his time in the British Army, Prince Harry served two tours in Afghanistan. Per the royal family's website, he served in the army for a total of ten years, and rose to the rank of Captain. Causes related to veterans and military families remain central to Prince Harry's work." Last time I checked Matt walsh hasn't fought any wars...like I don't care for the royal family i am not british and even otherwise really who cares but you can't really dispute this fact
when i first stayed at my bf’s place he didn’t even want me to do any chores and insisted on doing everything. get yourself a king ✌🏼
9:00 As a nuerodivergent woman who does all of of these things, I think you might just be a candidate for ADHD sir
Yeah that sounds exactly like adhd what he talkin bout 🤣 im lost 😂
This! Bahaha!!
Uh, I don't really understand how it is linked to ADHD (I have ADHD, just making it clear that I do know what it is)
@@freedomarts519 ADHD is a spectrum like Autism. Hi! I have both. lol Don't worry if it doesn't apply to you. Everyone's different.
@@tiptoes9847 I know, but thanks. Hey, my brother has ADHD and Autism too, it's a interesting combo
My day just got so much better!
That last post made me remember, I took my first dose of the vaccine yesterday! I'm so happy right now, I've been waiting for this for such a long time and it's finally happened.
Congrats!
I think my boyfriend is broken. When there are dirty utensils in my kitchen at night….. he just….. washes them for me……
I am here early so I would just like to say thank you so much for the “hello sinners”, it makes my day
there's literally a twilight zone episode with a guy like that last guy. he believes that at 3 o'clock, every evil person will be rendered 2 inches tall. he spends the episode hurling accusations at neighbours, strangers, anyone he can possibly find fault with, and condemning them. he's convinced the world is filled with evil and that once the time comes he will be able to just stamp it out. At 3 o'clock he becomes two inches tall
The only person who is allowed to call me a sinner 🖤
It feels like ur uploading so much! Thx queen!
Air is stored in the balls
I cannot stop laughing at the corn hub comment. My stomach hurts so bad omfg. I can’t believe somebody commented that! And his reasoning!!🤣😂
He's really over here reviewing it like he's some kind of movie critic and it's SENDING me 💀
@@hxney_bree “I made the account just incase the guy sees it.” 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@EmzeeLynn That had me rolliiing! Like, he's acting up this much and this man will probably never even glance at it 💀💀💀
@@hxney_bree can you imagine a super like frantically angry dude Seriously typing away on his phone and like SERIOUSLY being so disappointed in the amount of skeet skeet god damn that came out of somebody? It’s just so funny to picture.🤣😂💀
@@EmzeeLynn YEEESSSS-!! And for a so called "ultra-straight alpha male", he's oddly focused on the man's spunk 🤣
Is anyone else genuinely disappointed that Anna took a sponsor from what is essentially a diet/weight loss company?? I'm glad she didn't promote it as a way for us all to lose weight, but once you look into Noom you can pretty clearly see that it promotes disordered habits regarding food, and it's not 'just recipes and support'. Idk I just thought she'd be better than to promote that sort of thing on her channel :(
Yeah and the people on the app aren't qualified :/
I died at "YOUR deserve better".
Forcino you better resurrect me girl...
All these men calling themselves "alphas" in reference to dominant wolves, when in fact alpha males aren't even a thing in nature 😂
Also, betta males are some very fierce fish!
the "alphas" were actually just the parents of the pack, so if you don't have a dad bod and act as the parent friend in your friend group and carry snacks and supplies in your backpack for them, then you aren't a real alpha /silly
Coffee is actually dehydrating 😂 I don’t think anyone is really drinking any water at all! 😂 ✨we will die of dehydration✨
To be honest, I drank insufficient water until I was advised to drink gallons daily to help offset the side effects of chemotherapy; as this practice got me through chemo with minimal difficulty, I continue it to this day (FTR, I'm a 5+-year survivor of prostate cancer and have happily returned to active blood-donor and organ-donor status), and it's yet to do me anything but good.
@@semperfi818 wait....If you drink a lot of water it helps with the chemo side effects??
@@nolaray1062 It worked for me: the theory is that increasing one's water intake facilitates flushing excess residual chemotherapeutic substances from one's body, thus minimizing one's exposure to harsh antimetabolite chemicals that would otherwise target, say, one's gut lining and other mitotically-active tissue and damage same. Since my gut lining was spared a lot of this insult due to washing out excess chemotherapy with all the water I was drinking, I was fortunate to miss the worst of the typical nausea, vomiting, appetite loss and suchlike; thus, I recommend drinking a lot of water to anyone undergoing chemo. In fact, the nurses taking care of me made sure to emphasize the importance of drinking copious amounts of water during the period in which I was dealing with chemotherapy, and I'm glad I was smart enough to take their good advice.
@@semperfi818 I had no idea. Thanks for sharing that!
@@nolaray1062 Are you undergoing chemo yourself now, or is someone you care about doing this? Either way, prayers and good energy are streaming toward the one who needs them, and may the outcome be at least as good as mine...and even if you're not doing chemo now, drink some water. 😉💦
Bestie really coming through with the BEST content👏❤️
Mhm fr
"Wouldn't it be smart to call someone like AARP to help you?"
I think you meant AAA (triple A), lmfao!
I adore you!! Your videos make my days so much better!
Merch idea: LGBTQ+ fans with “hello sinners” in black cursive font
I'm buying that 🤣
Girl this is random as hell but I would love if you reviewed the episode of wife swap that has the lesbian couple because it’s a really interesting time capsule of the early 2000s and i think it shows how far we’ve come in some ways and not in others. I’d love to hear your take on it.
Part TWO please, love your videos 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜
love yr change of shirt of ads! So useful for things like continuing to listen to an entire discourse w/o the traditional obligations of having to listen to certain things!
we absolutely LOVE the fan 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I can't wait to become the alpha male I was always meant to be 🥰🌈✨
No one:
Me:*trying to keep my last brain cell from dying because of these posts*
It's like trying to fan a tiny flame in the middle of a snowstorm 😭
i was just barely thinking about you then i opened youtube and saw this
The fan is immaculate, as always
Love everything about this video except the Noom add- it’s a bullshit app that just repackages bullshit diets- me and plenty others who gave struggled with EDs in the past know that Noom can and will contribute to a horrible relationship with food (not implying that annamarie is giving people eating disorders /gen)
Me, 5’8 female loving life with my short king 5’5 husband: To the fuming incel at 7:25, honey, the height has *nothing* to do with why women won’t touch you with a ten foot pole… 🤣
15:51 I think he's mistaken "testicle breathing" with his pelvic floor. The Pelvic Floor refers to the muscles that line the inside and the bottom of your pelvic bone. I learned that breathing with your diaphragm activates these muscles and can reduce cramping amongother things. 😅 Now you've learned something today!
Testicle breathing sounds like a scrapped Demon Slayer breathing technique-
I can’t get that image out of my head now
I read the title and looked at the thumbnail, yet I still clicked this, that’s how much ily ms ma’am 💀
I’m a fan of Mr. Tiddlywinks of cum. Sounds like he’s a true aficionado.
He made sure to give both performers some feedback. While he was critical about the quantity of splooge, he did give Elizabeth the kudos that she no doubt deserves.
My one roommate who didn't get the vaccine yet (I got both of mine) would keep going up to me and just "casually" talk about how everyone who is vaccinated will die and shit like that, then look at me and go "oh sorry, I forgot you were vaccinated". He's said that like 15 times. Thankfully he hasn't spoken a word to me in over a week, cause I told him to stop screaming at his video games at 2:30 am, and then he had a fit and now wants me to apologize to him before he speaks again. This past week is the happiest I've been cause I don't have to listen to him.
I mean the elbow guy has a point, nasty hygiene like spitting in your hand and shaking is the reason why our world is in a pandemic rn
I work at a nursing facility (think nursing home meets hospital), and we asked people, for the longest time, if they were vaccinated on the sign in sheet. I had it down to a science, "Do you have nah signs, symptoms, of exposure to COVID? If not, yo Ivan automatically circle no to all the questions except the last one asking if you care vaccinated, vaccination is not required."
I feel it is pretty straightforward, but one person started laughing at me about it, "I was vaccinated by nature. Does that count?"
I didn't want to start anything, so I just furled by eyebrows, this made her laugh even more, "What, are yo u gonna kick us out?" "Vaccination is not required." Literally said that already.
The fact that she insisted on just picking on me for doing my job to limit that amount of illness given to old people is beyond me.
Unvaccinated people are really out here making it more than political
Just noticed the flag, nice
Also thanks for the color change, helps with ads.
Part 2 please all mighty this was gold hahaha i was grinning with glee al the way through
I'm here so early and loving this this channel always makes my day #alphafemalegang
“Testicle Breathing, first form: Ball drop.”
The disgusted/uncomfortable look you have on your face on the thumbnail speaks volumes about what tis video shall contain🥲😑
3:59 *flashbacks to “we’ve been waiting for you all summer and we’re so glad you’re finally here!” With all those college girls*
5:30 - I'm somewhat of neat freak and when I go over to my boyfriend's house, I can't help but clean shit up because it stresses me out (he's not even that disorganized, I'm just obsessed with cleanliness). I do that because I WANT to, not because it's expected of me. Hell, I do it more for myself than my boyfriend since he doesn't care that much. But if he ever were to expect that of me, lest I be a lousy girlfriend, I wouldn't put up with that shit
You are one of my all time favorite RUclipsrs !
Gonna be real t3sticle breathing sounds like a weird ao3 prawn tag
Explanation for "high T" :
- don't know where documents are because Bad Wife ™ or lady slave handles all of that
- goes in exits because inconsideration is peak alpha behavior
- likes to be rooted against because of deep seated fear of rejection
- wears hoodies/joggers because of toxic masculinity
- can make compensation demands because of intersectional privilege
- loses stuff all the time, see first line
Toxic masculinity as it pertains to its effects on a man's life is like playing dark souls challenge runs
You're literally making life more difficult for yourself and generating a substantial amount of personal and interpersonal suffering for no reason
But at least beating dark souls 2 with champions guild turned on, an unupgraded ladle, and no health stones with the ring fit adventure controller actually makes my life better
The amount of foam that would leave these people's mouths knowing that today my 5'7" bf helped me bake muffins today
agreed. on a side note, most men tend to forget that lesbians or women who are attracted to only women exists. no matter how they look like whether they're fem or masc presenting! same with asexual, aromantic and aroace women. like, not everyone has that desire to do the "deed" with you or even fall in love and be in a relationship in general. when will people get that...
Iv been following since last month and Iv watched all ur vids already 😧
I can't believe it's not sexist!
I'd been trying to get rid of hiccups for about six straight minutes and they were finally gone UNTIL I saw this thumbnail which made me laugh so hard I got hiccups again. thanks
Yes of course, this parallelogram has been awful. We love RUclips censorship 😝😝
It’s the best!
I was waiting for someone to comment on that lol
15:12 I was starting to doze off bc it’s pretty late right now, and I just was woken to TESTICLE BREATHING and i am deeply concerned
i love your channel!
6:33 my best friend for me does that! We used to date and it means so much that they help me when I can’t bring myself to clean my room
I currently have covid and all I’m thinking ab is finding myself some alpha 🐓
Of course you are!
I cracked up when you said aarp 🤣 i think you meant triple a lol. You dont want a bunch of retirees lmaooo