Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Signs

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024

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  • @PhotriusPyrelus
    @PhotriusPyrelus 10 месяцев назад +4150

    I don't suffer from toxic masculinity, I enjoy *every second* of it.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 месяцев назад

      nothing is more fun than combating toxic femininity with toxic masculinity- not going to lie. I love finding narcissistic woman and bringing them down to reality XD its as satisfying as finding a woman who deserves a good slap. bring back the days of "oh you're disrespectful huh? let me show you how men deal with disrespect."

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 10 месяцев назад +66

      That’s called being addicted

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 10 месяцев назад +54

      And the first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.

    • @edwaggoner7403
      @edwaggoner7403 10 месяцев назад +85

      And my wife of 53 years loves it that I am a man.

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 10 месяцев назад +29

      You're going to go blind if you keep doing it!!
      Oh wait, is that something else? Well, don't do that too.

  • @jaredwalsh7307
    @jaredwalsh7307 10 месяцев назад +1098

    I was a man trapped in a womans body until my mom gave birth to me. As for my toxic masculinity syndrome, mine is incurable and highly contagious.

    • @naklovesjesus3204
      @naklovesjesus3204 9 месяцев назад +19

      Niiice😂

    • @MrHeuvaladao
      @MrHeuvaladao 9 месяцев назад +17

      Mee too. Lost case.

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 9 месяцев назад +25

      I was an undefined gender trapped in a transmans body until I escaped from my birthing parents womb. The obstetrician said he had never seen a baby pop its head out, look around, and then poke out both arms and push itself out. Even before seeing my genitals, he said he instantly knew, to quote Austin Powers, “That’s a man, baby!”

    • @goochma
      @goochma 9 месяцев назад +4

      👍👍

    • @emailchrismoll
      @emailchrismoll 9 месяцев назад +19

      How dare you assume your mother's gender!

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 5 месяцев назад +944

    My masculinity is so toxic. I keep getting the urge to build things and protect my loved ones.

    • @zzkkkrjjeeeii
      @zzkkkrjjeeeii 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂

    • @theadjuster6760
      @theadjuster6760 5 месяцев назад +11

      @avalonjustin whoa whoa you have severe and tested positive for TM, please seek help.

    • @TheBaumcm
      @TheBaumcm 5 месяцев назад +13

      Hands on skills are a major diagnostic red flag😂.

    • @Shining_Light
      @Shining_Light 5 месяцев назад +14

      Peak toxicity right there. You're beyond salvation.

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Shining_LightOh no! 😭

  • @EricBlackmonEricBlackmonMusic
    @EricBlackmonEricBlackmonMusic 4 месяца назад +169

    My daughter started pushing this feminine stuff on my grandson. I said nothing to her about it. I nick named my grandson "Man" and every time we get together we do "man" stuff. He fell right into it and today he rejects anything that makes him feel less manly. MY MAN.

    • @randymcarn
      @randymcarn 4 месяца назад +33

      well played sir, well played. When he gets older your grandson will thank you for the fact that he is not now your granddaughter.

    • @celeben9463
      @celeben9463 3 месяца назад +7

      YOU GO! that is so smart

    • @LiamPearce246
      @LiamPearce246 Месяц назад +4

      Heck yeah

    • @LiamPearce246
      @LiamPearce246 Месяц назад +3

      @@randymcarn Amen to that

    • @themvp3447
      @themvp3447 25 дней назад

      Places where the battles are fought......

  • @icanreadthebible7561
    @icanreadthebible7561 10 месяцев назад +389

    Knowing what a woman is:
    (and liking it) is another sure sign.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 9 месяцев назад

      Only simps like women. Real men tolerate them.

    • @oznetyoutube125
      @oznetyoutube125 9 месяцев назад +4

      Hell Yeah !!

    • @PhileasFogg-qj5te
      @PhileasFogg-qj5te 6 месяцев назад +2

      aw hell yeah, man

    • @HelovesU-we4qh
      @HelovesU-we4qh 5 месяцев назад +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @peopleforpooping
      @peopleforpooping 4 месяца назад +3

      Damn straight! Add in "knowing what a woman is, liking women, but not feeling the need to turn yourself into one"😂

  • @irx0r
    @irx0r 10 месяцев назад +1487

    Babylon Bee is now rated the #1 source of medical advice by the leading experts & fact checkers !

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 10 месяцев назад +40

      I find it funny that they’re struggling to outdo reality with more and more ridiculous ideas, satire articles and skits, only for their joke headlines to show up as actual news within the year

    • @glengilbow8068
      @glengilbow8068 10 месяцев назад

      @@toastle8005Yes, I just watched the movie “Idiocracy” for the second time. It seems more of a documentary now than it did a few years ago!

    • @dragonsigner
      @dragonsigner 10 месяцев назад +7

      I fact checked this 🔼 ...and I 100% agree. With @John-Doe-xxx. The Babylon Bee is the #1 source of medical advice by me ..and paid by Trump - Fact checker. ...haha .

    • @mikesolns1364
      @mikesolns1364 10 месяцев назад +8

      Good thing you didn't say doctors, because to be accurately leftist and marxist you must use nontoxic masculinity terms like experts or even better, providers

    • @TraditionalAnglican
      @TraditionalAnglican 10 месяцев назад +1

      😱😂

  • @happyappy19931
    @happyappy19931 8 месяцев назад +360

    As a woman, I don’t suffer from toxic masculinity, but I ❤those who do!!!

    • @someyoungguyjohnson7239
      @someyoungguyjohnson7239 4 месяца назад +12

      Amen, darlin'

    • @michaelrivera8360
      @michaelrivera8360 4 месяца назад +5

      Good😘💘

    • @painkillerbackup3276
      @painkillerbackup3276 4 месяца назад +4

      „As a woman“ love it 😂

    • @seanbragger7035
      @seanbragger7035 4 месяца назад +3

      That's even worse! :)

    • @randymcarn
      @randymcarn 4 месяца назад

      Omg you're an enabler of toxic masculinity? Calm down, everything will be okay. We will get you the help you need. This is a real crisis and emergency here folks. Someone call The View immediately. Get CNN on the phone we need Rachel Madcow to womanspalin mansplaing to you! Someone get this woman a copy of Michelle Obama's book Becoming Transgendeer stat! Have you watched a WNBA games recently? You might be having an allergic reaction. Can I offer you a Bud Light?

  • @marksievert5237
    @marksievert5237 3 месяца назад +59

    I'm passing on my toxic masculinity to my son, if I play my cards right... He'll never recover!

  • @guruthossindarin3563
    @guruthossindarin3563 10 месяцев назад +260

    If you see something broken, and know how to fix it, you're too far gone to help.

    • @carly4513
      @carly4513 10 месяцев назад +5

      Haha, one of my favorite symptoms of my husband with toxic masculinity. (Because I cannot fix broken things)

    • @rjabraham
      @rjabraham 10 месяцев назад +3

      Dam 😔
      😂

    • @nikkisalazar6726
      @nikkisalazar6726 10 месяцев назад +8

      Uh-oh my husband to a Tee. He can also identify any machine part, piece of a part and other random items made by toxic males throughout history . . . But I think I'll keep him.

    • @nYdGeo
      @nYdGeo 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nooooo...I'm doomed.

    • @rjabraham
      @rjabraham 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@nYdGeo it was nice knowing ya! rip 😂👍🏼

  • @pattysayssew3609
    @pattysayssew3609 10 месяцев назад +421

    Can you believe it? I witnessed a father teaching his 5 & 6 year old sons toxic masculinity in public at the local KwikStar. They held doors open, let the ladies go first in line, and offered to help an older woman with her stuff. It was so adorable to be a part of their toxic training!

    • @JoFa876
      @JoFa876 10 месяцев назад +31

      That's HORRIBLE! I hope you reported them to child services.

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 10 месяцев назад +20

      Did they say please and thank you too? I sure hope not... ;)

    • @JustAnotherShopaholic
      @JustAnotherShopaholic 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@w00tb0ss😅😅😅

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 10 месяцев назад

      The FBI must be notified right away! They "assaulted" those women. They probably were looking at the women's ass when she walked through.
      If YOU want to look at a woman's ass...so be it! God gave you eyes for a reason.

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 9 месяцев назад +13

      I get this is a joke, but am I the only man who holds doors open for anyone regardless of what's between their legs? It's not cause I'm scared of toxic masculinity, I just have good manners and I'm happy to hold a door open for a fellow man rather than letting it slam in his face. Am I even worse than toxic masculinity?! Save me! 🤣

  • @SaiRyan1
    @SaiRyan1 3 месяца назад +43

    My 4 year old son held open a door for a woman today. She smiled and said thank you. I can't believe how far society has fallen. Rest assured, corrective measures were taken to prevent such toxic behavior from happening again. He is now enrolled in therapy to squash his budding masculinity.
    Thanks Babylon

    • @user-tc9jj7pw6v
      @user-tc9jj7pw6v 3 месяца назад +1

      But i still don't get why men should be door opener for women. Women can do it by their own and men are not their servants.
      Masculinity is not toxic but simp culture is toxic for men's well-being.

    • @luciemartin4306
      @luciemartin4306 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @luciemartin4306
      @luciemartin4306 Месяц назад

      @@user-tc9jj7pw6vI like it when men open the door for me, it’s very thoughtful.

    • @michelebarile6218
      @michelebarile6218 Месяц назад

      That is what I teach my kids, well done!

    • @ColtPerseus
      @ColtPerseus 20 дней назад

      ​@@user-tc9jj7pw6vI hold the door for anyone behind me. How is that?

  • @troygreen8959
    @troygreen8959 9 месяцев назад +107

    It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, but other signs of toxic masculinity are:
    1)Recognizing problems and taking action to do something about them,
    2) Serving others,
    3) Bearing responsibility,
    4) Work to provide for yourself and others. I can't believe they left off work.
    5) Taking a position based on principle or truth

    • @67skullcandy
      @67skullcandy 4 месяца назад +4

      6)working smarter not harder.

    • @painkillerbackup3276
      @painkillerbackup3276 4 месяца назад +3

      Sounds boring. What about playing a super fast guitar solo on cocaine instead of serving others? Just an idea, idk 😅

    • @troygreen8959
      @troygreen8959 4 месяца назад

      @@painkillerbackup3276 😀 when you excel at something good, you make the world a better place, benefit others and earn respect for your competence. Wins all the way around, so rock on

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@painkillerbackup3276 stuff like that is okay if it doesn't interfere with the main tenets! Lol

    • @painkillerbackup3276
      @painkillerbackup3276 4 месяца назад +1

      @@nthgth I lost my tenets somewhere, I dont remember. Maybe behind the bed or at the top of Mount Everest. I dont miss em ^^

  • @54fighting5
    @54fighting5 10 месяцев назад +1946

    Other symptoms of toxic masculinity:
    •Standing up to pee
    •Enjoying a nice cigar with a single malt scotch
    •Enjoying the company of your loyal dog
    •Watching sports on a small tv in the other room while the wife watches Island Of Blind Date Kardashian Fashion Cooking on the 75" big screen
    •Earning a living
    •Protecting your family from harm
    •Fixing and maintaining all the appliances and vehicles in the household
    •Teaching your son or daughter how to ride a bike or throw a ball
    •Admiring the natural way your wife nurtures your young children
    •Happily wearing your clothes and 2 pair of shoes until they are worn out while silently observing your wife has dozens of shoes or outfits that she never wears
    •Happily doing without the sleep, money, toys, hanging with friends, or dates with your wife that you had as a single man so you can watch your children's sporting events or school activities
    Yes guys...we are destroying the world with our toxic masculinity!

    • @hillsidedweller656
      @hillsidedweller656 10 месяцев назад +72

      👍 God bless all the men suffering this way from TM. 🤩

    • @ashdapr1
      @ashdapr1 10 месяцев назад

      @@hillsidedweller656Amen!!

    • @mrkilroy9167
      @mrkilroy9167 10 месяцев назад +24

      Dealing without toys! Blasphemy!!! NEVER the wife can eat dog food!😂

    • @drozcompany4132
      @drozcompany4132 10 месяцев назад +49

      Don't forget... having a wife

    • @dkionka
      @dkionka 10 месяцев назад +48

      Standing up to pee -- and leaving the seat up!

  • @jazzdude7014
    @jazzdude7014 10 месяцев назад +202

    i was diagnosed toxic masculinity stage 10 after rewatching all 60s and 70s Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson Movies. After infection i even found out i liked "streets of San Francisco" with Karl Malden. I am now 68 years old...so, no chance to be cured!

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 10 месяцев назад +11

      I know it will be a challenge, being 68 an all, but just identify as a woman, pick a sport and dominate it. Win everything, break records and be a proud Strong Woman.
      This will last until a 20yr bloke pulls the same stunt.

    • @fernandoherbella8628
      @fernandoherbella8628 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@pigeonpoo1823 Not any sport. Hobby horse hypism (vegan hypism) will be faster with a higher chance of cure.

    • @fionahelmer946
      @fionahelmer946 10 месяцев назад +6

      Don't give up yet....try drinking vats of soya milk and watching the Barbie movie on a loop whilst shouting 'I am a feminist'. If that doesn't work the last resort is you could spend a few days (overdosing is easy with this one, so go slow) in any British educational establishment; probably most American ones too. Best of luck mate

    • @VE6XTC
      @VE6XTC 10 месяцев назад +3

      What about The Hunt For Red October? What a movie!

    • @jazzdude7014
      @jazzdude7014 10 месяцев назад

      @@VE6XTC ahhhh or ZARDOZ Movie with Sean Connery..... women went really hot watching ths... what a great time to ...

  • @NomahLovesYah
    @NomahLovesYah 4 месяца назад +123

    Some more symptoms: Having a strong handshake, a strong voice, laughing, knowing how to defend yourself, knowing jokes, knowing how to shoot a gun, having an order lady first at a restaurant, being confident.

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya 4 месяца назад +3

      Many women do not want a weak man that they would just have to drag along,

    • @user-ot1wt4rb2r
      @user-ot1wt4rb2r 4 месяца назад

      its the way man and women were created to be. I'm a woman and not offended or ashamed. There shouldn't even be a question of the God given differences or the phrase "toxic masculinity. Amen to you guys! It was an evil plan for control and power - the whole one world order deranged, satan led people want to destroy families, man and woman (there is nothing else).....

    • @maxpudlowski8820
      @maxpudlowski8820 4 месяца назад

      You sick bastard! You need to stop it - Your masculinity is single handed destroyjng the ozone layer and making the climate to change..
      Im so proud of You 😂

    • @PundaDay
      @PundaDay 4 месяца назад +1

      ''having an order lady first at a restaurant'' its called simping

    • @jagapatto
      @jagapatto 3 месяца назад

      @@PundaDay Ordering for your lady is toxic masculinity. My wife likes that--a lot. Of course, knowing what she likes is important!

  • @georgesmith7337
    @georgesmith7337 5 месяцев назад +54

    Man I didn’t know women hated it when I held the door for them! All the smiling and thank-yous really threw me off!!! Thank you so much! 😂

    • @richardwhite6062
      @richardwhite6062 5 месяцев назад +5

      I actually encountered a scowl and use the other door creature once.
      I laughed.

    • @georgesmith7337
      @georgesmith7337 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@richardwhite6062 WHAT?! Why? That’s weird

    • @richardwhite6062
      @richardwhite6062 5 месяцев назад

      @georgesmith7337 new age lefties think it's old school patriarchal self righteousness.

    • @brndxt
      @brndxt 4 месяца назад

      Most women appreciate the gesture, but the indoctrinated woke ones won't. They are taught to assume you are looking down on them.

    • @honey25873
      @honey25873 4 месяца назад

      Oh you absolute monster! Yeah those smiles are hiding the fear that occurs when we females are within an unsafe distance from a male suffering from the awful disease called toxic masculinity. Seek help ASAP

  • @raosaheb5637
    @raosaheb5637 10 месяцев назад +283

    just prior to corona, i was holding a door open for a lady at the office building and she told me, it's not necessary anymore to hold doors open for ladies. i told her, i was raised to hold the doors open for everyone. men, women, kids. now i dont hold em open for women. i still hold them open for men and children and they smile back at me.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 10 месяцев назад +12

      I always ask "Would I go out of my way if this were a man?" and act accordingly.

    • @Yesica1993
      @Yesica1993 10 месяцев назад +1

      So one stupid female made you be nasty to all the rest of us? How is that fair?

    • @veronicav575
      @veronicav575 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @veronicav575
      @veronicav575 10 месяцев назад

      Just avoid opening doors for people who suffer from the cancer called feminism. Obvious external signs include rainbow colored hair, facial piercings, half shaved head, facial tattoos, and wearing a name tag that says their pronouns.

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 10 месяцев назад +10

      MGTOW ! 😀

  • @sgt.zacharyrothschild5280
    @sgt.zacharyrothschild5280 10 месяцев назад +238

    As a toxic man, sometimes I feel the urge to help a lady carrie her bags.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 10 месяцев назад +20

      "carrie her bags"
      You mean viciously attack her bags using telekinesis? 🤣

    • @johnnygonzales428
      @johnnygonzales428 10 месяцев назад +18

      Wait you help women you sir are the problem

    • @josephcampbell2400
      @josephcampbell2400 10 месяцев назад +5

      Heaven forbid

    • @jesterday2222
      @jesterday2222 10 месяцев назад +9

      How dare you sir! 🤣🤣

    • @rjabraham
      @rjabraham 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@palaceofwisdom9448the wit on this one had me grin ear to ear with some dam wet stuff in my eyes. 😂

  • @wyattharris5754
    @wyattharris5754 4 месяца назад +21

    I first realized I suffer from toxic masculinity while working on my truck with my own tools and my own hands.
    I mean who does that? Fixing stuff instead of just buying new stuff. Man I had it bad.

  • @defaultdefault812
    @defaultdefault812 9 месяцев назад +23

    100% toxic masculinity here and loving every moment.

  • @snarl3027
    @snarl3027 10 месяцев назад +2242

    Did someone say bacon wrapped bacon?

    • @Sniper_Cat_71
      @Sniper_Cat_71 10 месяцев назад +78

      If you like bacon or not is my usual litmus test to see if we can be friends. 😁 Brotherhood of bacon!

    • @davidjones8299
      @davidjones8299 10 месяцев назад +57

      He sure did! And now I'm suddenly starving!

    • @mattanderson6336
      @mattanderson6336 10 месяцев назад +27

      They have it at Costco. Right next to the cheese-stuffed Bratwurst.

    • @psyck
      @psyck 10 месяцев назад +28

      Pretty sure that’s all this video was about. Bacon wrapped toothbrushes, bacon and ham sandwiches and I think I saw a recipe for bacon stuffed pork chops wrapped in bacon. This is definitely a great cooking video.

    • @dcross6360
      @dcross6360 10 месяцев назад +29

      He had me at bacon

  • @eb2708
    @eb2708 10 месяцев назад +80

    I found myself at Bass Pro Shops the other day. Sitting in the parking lot, I wondered how I got there. Then the realization hit me: it was my destination. That’s when it became clear my toxic masculinity was past the point of treatment.

    • @oznetyoutube125
      @oznetyoutube125 9 месяцев назад +6

      For Me, I knew it was Cronic when my first stop at Bass Pro Shop was the firearms department.

  • @nataliemunoz8600
    @nataliemunoz8600 2 месяца назад +3

    Just to be clear: Im a woman and I hold doors for men too. If they are carrying heavy things and stuff. I also do it for older ladies, and people in general. That's being polite.
    Greetings from Chile 🇨🇱

  • @ericgiovagnoli2634
    @ericgiovagnoli2634 4 месяца назад +4

    My dad left our family when i was young, so I thought for certain I would be immune from the disease. Sadly, a few great mentors and a God who showed mercy on me, and I now have stage 5 toxic masculinity...

  • @butterflyofgrace5651
    @butterflyofgrace5651 10 месяцев назад +77

    Well, as a woman, Im grateful for God fearing hardworking men. I know women dont want to edmit it, but it helps us feel a little safer. And Ill say it just cause they won't, thanks for holding the door and all you do. God bless! 🙏💖💖

    • @RebekahNicole
      @RebekahNicole 10 месяцев назад +12

      I'll say it all day long! Thank God for men who are and want to be what God made them to be.

    • @buffgarfield3231
      @buffgarfield3231 10 месяцев назад

      Too bad I'm gonna slam that glass door in your face and yell equality

    • @Gavin-qh7li
      @Gavin-qh7li 10 месяцев назад +3

      Jesus is the Alpha and Omega and not a Beta

    • @Ellaquartuccio-vi1bs
      @Ellaquartuccio-vi1bs 10 месяцев назад +1

      AMEN!!!🙏

    • @JustAnotherShopaholic
      @JustAnotherShopaholic 10 месяцев назад

      I'll admit it, but I *do* wish I felt better about being a woman, all my life I've felt unimportant because of that and men get the best assignments so I feel like I missed out on a great life, please help 🤷

  • @lesliepreyer9047
    @lesliepreyer9047 10 месяцев назад +117

    I think I have this “deadly” sickness and some of my more serious symptoms include hunting, fishing, riding a dirt bike, and worst of all driving a pickup truck

    • @oldad6207
      @oldad6207 4 месяца назад +3

      I've been afflicted with all of the above for over 5 decades.

    • @chrisosmond3115
      @chrisosmond3115 4 месяца назад +2

      Oh my God!!! I think I have it!! I had no idea

    • @kwannathamon2573
      @kwannathamon2573 4 месяца назад +4

      OMG!! I'm a girl but I ride a dirt bike and my dream car is a pickup truck. Does it mean I got infected too ?!?

    • @Capt.nixon1
      @Capt.nixon1 4 месяца назад

      Oh shit...I have a pickup and do all these things... lol

    • @Sureshots.
      @Sureshots. 4 месяца назад

      Sounds generational. In your case, no cure.

  • @basedovi
    @basedovi 9 месяцев назад +9

    This is beyond Hollywood quality, we need more top content like this in our toxic life! 🙏

  • @servantgeorge1700
    @servantgeorge1700 5 месяцев назад +23

    I Am 63, and throughout my life most people (sissies and women) wanted me to get rid of it, and I couldn't get rid of it (I didn't try really hard) but as a man I learned how to control this GOD given gift: He helped me, but it's there when needed. As a matter-of-fact I needed it today to protect myself and my 3 younger children against a mad delusional manwoman. Amen...

    • @danielazbill1732
      @danielazbill1732 4 месяца назад +2

      Glad to hear you came out on top brother.

  • @markdorn8873
    @markdorn8873 10 месяцев назад +122

    "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only... toxic masculinity." 😂 I've been laughing for two days in that line alone.

    • @internetuser320
      @internetuser320 9 месяцев назад +7

      For the empeor

    • @pvtpy1e
      @pvtpy1e 9 месяцев назад +6

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!

    • @TheIndianaGeoff
      @TheIndianaGeoff 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@internetuser320 Random tentacles growing out your shoulder is for the woke.

    • @lukefriesenhahn8186
      @lukefriesenhahn8186 8 месяцев назад +1

      It is the ultimate God-given truth about the man.

    • @archclement2902
      @archclement2902 6 месяцев назад +1

      WAAAAAGGG

  • @kylemacdougall8355
    @kylemacdougall8355 10 месяцев назад +447

    "If you find yourself battling the English in the 14th century, you might be beyond medical help."
    To be fair, EVERYONE in the 14th century was beyond medical help.

    • @williammentink
      @williammentink 10 месяцев назад +1

      They shouldn't let being dead 700 years stop them from curing their toxic masculinity.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 10 месяцев назад

      Only if they failed to place their faith in alchemy. Boil two cups of water, add a Philosopher's Stone, then drink it as hot as you can stand and it will cure whatever ails you. A great side effect is that you will urinate gold!

    • @imperfectlump6070
      @imperfectlump6070 10 месяцев назад +42

      Everyone from the 14th century is still beyond medical help.

    • @avienated
      @avienated 10 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah, they all died.

    • @IozziEric
      @IozziEric 10 месяцев назад +2

      That was the best part! Lol

  • @6ny8
    @6ny8 9 месяцев назад +8

    Standing firm on your beliefs and opinions…a sure sign.

  • @hollygolightly649
    @hollygolightly649 10 месяцев назад +149

    I’m a woman who loves toxic masculinity. And men who suffer from toxic masculinity syndrome. I will check myself in to rehab now but I think I may be beyond help.

    • @VE6XTC
      @VE6XTC 10 месяцев назад +5

      If you live in Vancouver, BC, you're beyond Hope.

    • @hollygolightly649
      @hollygolightly649 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@VE6XTC I live in Zimbabwe where men are men. There is no such thing as transgenderism and there is no alphabet community. It doesn’t exist. I am using the term toxic masculinity in a tongue in cheek manner. There is no such thing as toxic masculinity. Are some men bad. Yes. Are some women bad. Yes. Without men this planet couldn’t exist. Men have invented everything we have. Men have built everything we utilise. Men have created everything we enjoy. I wish the feminists would realise that.

    • @ashdapr1
      @ashdapr1 10 месяцев назад +2

      Me too!! I’m definitely beyond help.

    • @RebekahNicole
      @RebekahNicole 10 месяцев назад +2

      Same...oh well.

    • @SpenReyn
      @SpenReyn 10 месяцев назад +3

      Toxic masculinity rehab would be the best place to find a husband, if you can get him out fast enough

  • @ValterFrey
    @ValterFrey 10 месяцев назад +119

    I think I have another symptom of toxic masculinity! I believe fathers are important and should be the head of a household and respected. Am a toxically masculine?

    • @nikkisalazar6726
      @nikkisalazar6726 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yes you are. But I suspect a sweet girl will put up with you.

    • @sharoncontini3284
      @sharoncontini3284 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yes, thank sweet Jesus, you are. Now go find yourself a good wife and be the head of your household.

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@nikkisalazar6726 or you know he puts up with her what's the difference mAW!

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 10 месяцев назад

      Uh oh I want to stop masturbating I think I'm toxic I should keep being addicted to pornography because my queen who leaches off from thousands of men is money hungry and narcissistic whatever shall I doo!??

    • @bighamspamjr
      @bighamspamjr 10 месяцев назад

      You f*cking Nazi

  • @davidwilliams6672
    @davidwilliams6672 5 месяцев назад +12

    Another sign is getting up every morning and going to work!!!

  • @vh8674
    @vh8674 5 месяцев назад +8

    I don't know how you guys can have endless humor. Love love love you guys.

  • @DynamicOwl13
    @DynamicOwl13 10 месяцев назад +58

    Woman here, i laughed pretty hard at the slam door in the face equality part. My grandmother introduced me to this channel awhile ago, thanks Nana.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 9 месяцев назад +2

      "woman here"
      Funny how they always feel the need to announce that.

    • @TheMakersMarkTSF
      @TheMakersMarkTSF 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@salazam That wasn't "Funny", that was normal and appreciated; what is "Funny" (as you used the term) is the fact that you felt the need to comment here in an effort to harass her about it.

    • @juliancate7089
      @juliancate7089 5 месяцев назад

      Just be prepared for the fallout. You see, we men won't know that your not a Feminist b*tch who wants to co-op our masculinity, so YOU could be the one who gets the door slammed in her face with a scream of "Equaalityyy" from the other side. Furthermore, men may avoid you, not look at you, and generally act like you're invisible - which is something all men except giga-Chads face from birth - and it can be pretty jarring for a woman to be treated the way men are treated. So, just understand that our quest for non-toxic behavior may land on you.

    • @Xnocturnus
      @Xnocturnus 5 месяцев назад

      Always nice to see a woman in a room full of blokes! 😻

    • @rickyracestrickland8927
      @rickyracestrickland8927 5 месяцев назад +1

      Grumpy Owl....I like that 😃. It's funny. The idea of a p*used off owl made me smile big. How'd you come up with that?

  • @flyer55jrt
    @flyer55jrt 10 месяцев назад +376

    I think this is great. We can define toxic masculinity as a disability and sue for discrimination. The only true solution to TM (assuming you are seriously inclined to 'cure' this) is to self identify as either a hair stylist, yoga instructor, or trans-gender TicTok star. These identities are the foundation of resolving TM. Some side effects may be encountered.

    • @blshouse
      @blshouse 10 месяцев назад +37

      And drinking Bud Light. That is an important step on the road to recovery!

    • @taroman7100
      @taroman7100 10 месяцев назад +8

      ha! luv you guys.

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia 10 месяцев назад +27

      I was feeling bad about myself because I had a few of those symptoms.
      All I kept thinking was: how can I get more?

    • @eddysgaming9868
      @eddysgaming9868 10 месяцев назад

      This yet another identity suffering from 'oppression'.
      I'm demanding my reprarations.

    • @maxbennett5412
      @maxbennett5412 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@steprockmedia Live a happy life and treat others as you want to be treated and you are on a good path to get more symptoms.

  • @IoanIoan-ip3gy
    @IoanIoan-ip3gy 9 месяцев назад +2

    Speaking your mind out, risking your own life is, too, one of the grave signs of toxic masculinity.

  • @chivalrousjack
    @chivalrousjack 4 месяца назад +3

    Yup, my grandparents exposed me to toxic masculinity, as a child.
    The United States Army, pre-"wokeness", exacerbated my symptoms.

  • @bx3556
    @bx3556 10 месяцев назад +83

    I bought a ribeye steak the other day and told myself "omg, that's not a vegan mushroom with insect seasoning..." I immediately knew I needed help against this toxic masculine scourge.

    • @josepnebotrius872
      @josepnebotrius872 4 месяца назад

      Mushrooms are always vegan the problem is when they have meat inside. You have been happy picking them in the mountains forests, barbecuing them and then "shit, worms". 😢

    • @nardopolo7407
      @nardopolo7407 4 месяца назад +1

      try bacon wrapped mushroooms bacon is vegan. Bacon has no central nervous system.

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya 4 месяца назад

      I just told someone yesterday about the time I tried to eat one of those giant mushrooms, it was covered in shredded cheese, I ended up just eating the cheese and throwing away the mushroom because it tasted like shiitake,😂 get it?

    • @josepnebotrius872
      @josepnebotrius872 4 месяца назад

      I love both cheese and mushrooms.

  • @helsinkianskies
    @helsinkianskies 10 месяцев назад +48

    I am a man that doesn't hate himself, and I don't care if the world hates me for it. I thank God for making me who he wanted me to be. Being a man is a good thing. Stand up, man, and don't let yourself be knocked down by those who hate you!

    • @timby2383
      @timby2383 10 месяцев назад

      the world doesn't hate you, only liberal america or w europe. The world is so much more than just these tiny liberoid regions.
      you should visit russia, cheers

    • @JustAnotherShopaholic
      @JustAnotherShopaholic 10 месяцев назад +1

      Now as a woman I've been struggling all my life to feel like being one is a good thing, please help if you can

    • @VovaHCK
      @VovaHCK 9 месяцев назад

      You are heavily ill bro!!)))))))))

    • @happyappy19931
      @happyappy19931 8 месяцев назад

  • @PitK-ep6ee
    @PitK-ep6ee 4 месяца назад +4

    facing an army of thousands while there are only 300 of us - i'd say , beyond curable

  • @wikuscarstens5264
    @wikuscarstens5264 4 месяца назад +2

    Yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" when not in Sparta is a sure sign. I have seen and experienced it 😮

  • @TempeLane11552
    @TempeLane11552 10 месяцев назад +157

    Driving a truck, liking hard hits in football, wearing a cap with the brim curved, ordering biscuits and gravy with your breakfast. Reading James Ellroy, calling people you don't know "Meat," and still paying for things with cash. Toxic.

    • @jordanandrew2786
      @jordanandrew2786 10 месяцев назад +10

      "Calling people you don't know, meat." What sort of context is this used, I want to start saying it? I'll occasionally call new guys at work "Fresh Meat", but that's it.

    • @TempeLane11552
      @TempeLane11552 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@jordanandrew2786 An old coach that didn’t remember anyone’s name just called everyone “Meat."

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 10 месяцев назад +6

      SAUSAGE gravy!

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 10 месяцев назад +5

      James Ellroy is great! Excellent film too made from LA Confidential with Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey and Guy Pearce!

    • @Electrodexify
      @Electrodexify 10 месяцев назад +3

      Liking hard hits in Football. You mean micro concussions? No wonder professional football players regret ever playing football because of the brain damage that ruined the quality of their life

  • @cmoberg2036
    @cmoberg2036 10 месяцев назад +10

    I am so glad that I'm married to a male who suffers from toxic masculinity. One way I know this, he always walks on the outside of the sidewalk next to the traffic to protect me. Wow who could ask for anything more!?

  • @billymctaco721
    @billymctaco721 5 месяцев назад +30

    I'm guilty of passing my toxic masculinity on to my child, I teach her to make fart noises with her armpit, she pees in the backyard more than I do, eats almost everything with her hands and flattened the bully in her class

    • @josepnebotrius872
      @josepnebotrius872 4 месяца назад +3

      By accident I did the same to my dog and now it points me which pub has Guinness.

    • @rmar1957
      @rmar1957 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😅😂

  • @FiddleSticks800
    @FiddleSticks800 5 месяцев назад +8

    My flavor of toxic masculinity: insisting on smoking meats for every gathering with the in-laws so I can sit outside and avoid them while I listen to books about ww2.

    • @scrap8341
      @scrap8341 3 месяца назад +2

      Damn , it's late I suppose.

    • @NH1969GOAT
      @NH1969GOAT Месяц назад

      Good tip man, thanks!!

  • @andrewparris914
    @andrewparris914 10 месяцев назад +21

    My two teenage sons just wrestled to see who could be the first to do something they both wanted to do at the same time. I would consider this a symptom of a severe case.

  • @jamescarnevale3312
    @jamescarnevale3312 10 месяцев назад +157

    More signs of toxic masculinity:
    • Understanding that “nothing in life is free”.
    • Knowing that nothing is over until you say it is.
    • Placing those you are responsible for above self.
    • Tipping your cap to a lady, and calling her Ma’am.

    • @christosferizis-synodinos8851
      @christosferizis-synodinos8851 9 месяцев назад

      Last one is just Internet Moderator Shit

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 9 месяцев назад +3

      What if you are female and do these things. Can women catch toxic masculinity?

    • @mattiacenacchi726
      @mattiacenacchi726 9 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/q7vtWB4owdE/видео.html nothing is over until we decide it is.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 9 месяцев назад

      If you are responsible for someone, putting them above self is irresponsible by literal definition. It's why you put the oxygen mask on yourself first in airplanes. You can't help them if you're dead.

    • @juangringo3906
      @juangringo3906 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@salazam Exceptions dont make the rule. If you compare apples to oranges in efforts to make a valid point to get your own way and make you feel better about yourself you may suffer from toxic toddlerinity.

  • @EternalDM
    @EternalDM 4 месяца назад +2

    "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only toxic masculinity" HE'S NOT WRONG 🤣🤣 (as an avid 40k player)

  • @theguy8802
    @theguy8802 9 месяцев назад +2

    The battery, in my 2009 F250, died the other day and I pushed my Truck in a spot away from traffic by myself... I felt the Toxic Masculinity bigly!!!

  • @thecommenter9678
    @thecommenter9678 10 месяцев назад +143

    Self reliance.
    Responsibility.
    Loyalty.
    Duty.
    Hard Work.
    The list goes on.

    • @TopsideCrisis346
      @TopsideCrisis346 10 месяцев назад +4

      Bad-assery. 💥😎💥

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 10 месяцев назад +8

      basically anything that would make you considering changing yourself for the better because some of these women feel threatened at the fact that someone could even consider getting better and showing signs of aspiration, as then we all wouldn't be equal.
      i swear its like a cope, trying to drag others down so you don't feel bad about your own shortcomings.

    • @wms72
      @wms72 10 месяцев назад +4

      Strength
      Heteronormativity

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 10 месяцев назад

      Also known as SRLDH

    • @herbert993
      @herbert993 10 месяцев назад +4

      Staying armed & vigilant

  • @unclesuperrico
    @unclesuperrico 10 месяцев назад +30

    If your neighbor is working on his car in the garage and you walk over with two beers, toxic masculinity
    Teaching your son to repair the window he broke instead of calling a guy, toxic masculinity
    Leaving the house on a sudden "errand" that couldn't wait 15mins before your mother in law is scheduled to come over then you make it back just a few mins after she left, toxic masculinity

  • @juhal1594
    @juhal1594 Месяц назад

    A few days ago I was getting into a store, spotted a random woman carrying a fairly large parcel with both hands, and I actually stopped to hold the door open so she could exit the store with a degree of grace.
    Lo and behold, she actually did, with a smile and a thank you. Zero fuss. I guess she got momentarily overwhelmed by the fumes of my toxic masculinity.

  • @beverlymccollum8861
    @beverlymccollum8861 4 дня назад

    I love a strong, confident but kind hearted man.

  • @mondo851
    @mondo851 10 месяцев назад +53

    Bacon-eater? Check. Facial hair? Check. Regular self-enlisted lawn-mowing? Check. Lack of self-loathing? Check. ... Even more dire signs: Have changed my own oil (it wasn't pretty). Replaced my own spark plugs, once, I'll admit it. I'm in my 60s, too far gone to be a candidate for treatment, probably.

    • @hrw1936
      @hrw1936 10 месяцев назад +4

      Have you asked your doctor about options? Some medications slow the disease process.

    • @beerdedwanderer
      @beerdedwanderer 10 месяцев назад +1

      You've only changed your spark plugs once? Gaaaaaaay.

    • @charliedontsurf334
      @charliedontsurf334 10 месяцев назад

      @@hrw1936 Surgery can help too!

    • @michaelweston7742
      @michaelweston7742 10 месяцев назад +1

      Just this morning I lifted weights, did pushups, sit-ups and pull-ups. I sweated like a pig and enjoyed every moment of it. I think my toxic masculinity may be terminal.😂

    • @sijul6483
      @sijul6483 10 месяцев назад +2

      Have you tried Canadian healthcare? I hear their doctors are the best. Anyway, best of luck and hope you manage to recover!

  • @H_P_Lovecraft
    @H_P_Lovecraft 10 месяцев назад +57

    I have all the symptoms of Toxic Masculinity except for the WWE one. I thinks it’s over for me

    • @davidjones8299
      @davidjones8299 10 месяцев назад +1

      I saw that match. So, I'm counting it. 😂

    • @williammentink
      @williammentink 10 месяцев назад +5

      Set up a ring in your backyard and close that deficit gap.

    • @talonstrike01
      @talonstrike01 10 месяцев назад +3

      surviving the 14th century must have been tough

    • @taroman7100
      @taroman7100 10 месяцев назад +5

      and we ladies, we REAL women love you for it!!!

    • @ruidadgmailcanada8508
      @ruidadgmailcanada8508 10 месяцев назад

      You’re just in remission.
      I stopped at 15 while still WWF, was good until 27 and relapsed due to peer pressure. It was brief but glorious. Still clean after 25 years.

  • @Phantom422
    @Phantom422 9 месяцев назад +3

    not toxic masculinity, its masculinity. And i LOVE it.

  • @MrFreeman0179
    @MrFreeman0179 9 месяцев назад +1

    Occasionally scratching your balls is also a sure give-away of toxic masculinity.

  • @redpilledbiker
    @redpilledbiker 10 месяцев назад +22

    I was just about to go to the gym. Thank God this came up in my feed. Now I'll just curl up on the couch and watch a few episodes of the bachelorette.

    • @Walter-wo5sz
      @Walter-wo5sz 10 месяцев назад +2

      Darma and Greg.

    • @MichaelPiz
      @MichaelPiz 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Walter-wo5sz Hey, Dharma was _hawt!_
      (Only reason I ever watched that show.)

  • @BlueDog241
    @BlueDog241 10 месяцев назад +65

    Am I suffering from "Toxic masculinity"? No, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Cigars of Freedom" 💀

  • @kevincrabtree2071
    @kevincrabtree2071 4 месяца назад +1

    Great shout out to 40k & all other things toxically masculine!!! 😆😆😆 Subscribed!

  • @Rogue_VI
    @Rogue_VI 10 месяцев назад +28

    Not only do I have Toxic Masculinity, I am also surrounded by other men who have it too. It's spreading!!!!

  • @shelaghdeacon7712
    @shelaghdeacon7712 10 месяцев назад +8

    Helping someone get their car out of a snow drift in -40 degree Celsius. True sign of toxic masculinity. Best to leave people in their cars, probably only wearing a jacket, no mitts or hat.

  • @deeznutz3712
    @deeznutz3712 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yes, i am suffering from extreme masculinity.
    Me & the Bois get to the gym.
    We getting better bodies.
    We start to make money from our businesses.
    We start getting girls attention.
    I somehow got a wife & have a wonderful kid.
    We all are able to provide good living.
    Then, we have more free time to enjoy time & life, such as go to places, hiking, hunting, etc.

  • @johnmartins9685
    @johnmartins9685 3 месяца назад

    The other day, I gave another man a firm handshake and looked at him straight in the eyes. There's no hope for me.

  • @redsoxu571
    @redsoxu571 10 месяцев назад +22

    "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only toxic masculinity". Aaaaaand I'm dying with laughter, thanks for that!

    • @markdorn8873
      @markdorn8873 10 месяцев назад +2

      Careful, heresy will get you a bolter round from the commissar.

    • @heeroyuy4561
      @heeroyuy4561 10 месяцев назад +2

      For the Emperor!

  • @jasondavidson7307
    @jasondavidson7307 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yep I got it I was diagnosed early when I was 15 been enjoying it for 35 years got it from my Marine father! Hunting fishing camping motorcycles beautiful woman chasing. Before I got married of course! Ya boys I got it bad,and it's real good!

  • @wojciech_leszczynski
    @wojciech_leszczynski 10 месяцев назад +330

    That's why I identify myself as a pint of beer being thrown on the wall.
    Having the worst symptoms of masculinity while being protected by the "minority immunity act" is just amazing.

    • @avienated
      @avienated 10 месяцев назад +17

      Smart move sir, smart move.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 10 месяцев назад +15

      I’m a 71 year old lady and I identify as an Apache attack helicopter. Most millenial men seem to identify as woosies 😂😂😂.

    • @Electrodexify
      @Electrodexify 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@nhmooytis7058 What does that say about the parents that raised them. Also, boomers thanks alot for voting for policies that benefit your generation in your prime time and then voting for policies that benefit your retirement. While leaving the younger generations with nothing but SSN debt from you all.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@Electrodexify womp womp womp. Try getting a job and quit sponging off mummy and mummy.

    • @Electrodexify
      @Electrodexify 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nhmooytis7058 Umm, I have a cushy job and live on my own. However the future of owning a home and having a family is no longer possible for young generations. People younger than me can't even move from their parents basements. Boomers reaped all the benefits, were promiscous, partied with drugs. Enjoyed all the benefits and thought nothing about newer generations, when they increased their pension benefits.

  • @JenoLaszloMolnar
    @JenoLaszloMolnar Месяц назад

    Knowing they've taken everything away from you, but knowing that you can get it all back again, now THAT is most telling sign. Especially when you're on the way to doing just that. Ayn Rand - The Fountainhead

  • @LtTrenz
    @LtTrenz 4 месяца назад +1

    Dream Saturday: Eats Steak, Eggs, and Bacon for Breakfast, watches Star Wars, Gladiator, A Bridge Too Far while painting my 40k Imperial Guardsmen.

  • @longbow6416
    @longbow6416 10 месяцев назад +15

    I worked on my own car this weekend 😕 and didn't ask for help! When my wife asked if everything was okay, I said 'yes, its fine!' while hiding my feelings and refused to cry about anything 😭. I had impure thoughts of shooting guns and then cleaning them, I'm too far gone guys, leave me.. I can't even put my hair in a bun, or wear Crocs or cut off jeans, I'm just a lost cause now. Im sure im contagious just by sight at this point while wearing my Stetson, 2nd amendment shirt and listening to Faith No More's Epic..

    • @Gavin-qh7li
      @Gavin-qh7li 10 месяцев назад

      You poor man I feel your pain and the worse thing is that you can't really cry about it because your a man and your toxic nature

    • @2wheelz3504
      @2wheelz3504 9 месяцев назад

      I know what you mean

    • @lawrencee486
      @lawrencee486 8 месяцев назад

      @longbow6416 The last couple words really really sold me. Listening to Faith No More....... You're the one that's Epic!!!!!

  • @skachor
    @skachor 10 месяцев назад +11

    I'm still coming to terms with my habit of giving a secured load a good push and saying 'that's not goin anywhere'.

  • @chinesekilla60
    @chinesekilla60 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Slam the door in her face and yell EQUALITY! through the glass" had me rolling haha

  • @That_1940s_Delinquent
    @That_1940s_Delinquent 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh shit I am toxic
    My symptoms are
    Working on a farm
    Going to the gym
    Mowing the lawn
    Eating meat
    Holding a door open for a women
    Loving freedom and America
    Thinking about all of the empire’s he said
    I think I am to far gone 😭😭😭

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 10 месяцев назад +147

    Earlier, my wife asked me to take out the trash... Not today, toxic masculinity 👍

    • @mani3390
      @mani3390 10 месяцев назад +6

      My wife dosn't evan ask anymore

    • @ourfutureisdark
      @ourfutureisdark 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao I🤣

    • @Jk-ps2bn
      @Jk-ps2bn 10 месяцев назад +7

      Taking out the trash shows masculinity, not makes you more soy boy.

    • @mikesolns1364
      @mikesolns1364 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's just beta male stuff. You have her take it out and then you bang her

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 10 месяцев назад +2

      If she was really empowered she would have "told" you and not asked you to take it out. Your toxic masculinity is destroying her strength and independence.

  • @bobjordan8283
    @bobjordan8283 10 месяцев назад +18

    OMG!! I have all the symptoms and a couple of more like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Being shot at because we were in someone else's country. Wearing the same clothes as my brother's (they are called brother's because we served in an Army together!) Drinking Whiskey straight out of the bottle! And other things I'm sure most non Toxic males would fail to understand!!

  • @HumanBeingResisting
    @HumanBeingResisting 4 месяца назад +1

    American flag behind me; burgers on the grill; guns lined up; star spangled banner as ring tone; working out; drives diesel trucks; work boots; loves REAL biological women and grows a beard. I'm chronically suffering from toxic masculinity

  • @christinestephenson1742
    @christinestephenson1742 4 месяца назад +1

    Give me a "toxic masculinity" man every time!! I love Them!

  • @kaiseryuuki4098
    @kaiseryuuki4098 10 месяцев назад +55

    "It's called toxic masculinity and over %40 of men are affected every day."
    Me: You gotta bump those number up, those are rookie numbers.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 10 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah. It needs to be like 95, 98%

    • @denelmi
      @denelmi 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@robertmorris8997 I don't know, California is a big state.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 10 месяцев назад

      @@denelmi One can always hope.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 9 месяцев назад

      You Gentlemen feel like Talking about Roman Empire?

  • @BasementBerean
    @BasementBerean 10 месяцев назад +54

    I just grew a moustache last month, but I don't think it's covered by my medical insurance. Of course, a real man would just pay medical bills out of pocket, but I suppose that would make me even more toxic. What to do?

    • @joshvega3329
      @joshvega3329 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have to let nature run its course and allow your moustache to take over your face. It's the only way.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 10 месяцев назад +8

      I've worn a full beard since getting out of the Navy in 1986. I am beyond redemption, and loving it! 😎👍

    • @NRDavis-wl8vn
      @NRDavis-wl8vn 10 месяцев назад +5

      Went to the Emergency Room 4 hours after running my fingers through the Table Saw Blade.
      Nurse who checked me in remarked:
      Your one of those guys who won't go to the Hospital till you can't drive yourself there. Toxic 🤔 and Proud 💪🧟‍♂️😠

  • @JenoLaszloMolnar
    @JenoLaszloMolnar 3 месяца назад

    Wanting to pass while near your only child, remembering how you used to cradle her, singing to her " You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray, you'll never know just how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away" while she slept, and now wishing you could have done that forever...

  • @LunaticTactician
    @LunaticTactician 9 месяцев назад +1

    - I like roast and grilled meat, especially pork and beef.
    - I'm not a WWE wrestler but one of my signature moves is the DDT. An excellent follow-up attack after a chokehold.
    I guess I suffer from toxic masculinity.

  • @bryanmaxwell7234
    @bryanmaxwell7234 10 месяцев назад +73

    If you smell burnt rubber and gasoline, then get excited, you might have toxic masculinity. Lol

    • @duanebosch9508
      @duanebosch9508 10 месяцев назад +2

      2 stoke MX bikes. Mmmmmm.

    • @rjabraham
      @rjabraham 10 месяцев назад +1

      omg I've had this abnormality since I was a kid. It's called functional TM. Lol

    • @thestoryteller1807
      @thestoryteller1807 10 месяцев назад +3

      My mom and sis would smell gasoline and say "aaaaaaa it smells awful" and I would just sit in the back seat like "*inhale* aaaaaahh. fuel."

    • @nikkisalazar6726
      @nikkisalazar6726 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@thestoryteller1807That symptom has it's own deeper classification, it's called "Petro masculinity" (and no, I didn't make that up)

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 5 месяцев назад +1

      God I love those smells! And the smell of car repair garages, or new tires.

  • @iamtheoaa
    @iamtheoaa 10 месяцев назад +44

    I am definitely suffering from this, toxic masculinity...💪

    • @taroman7100
      @taroman7100 10 месяцев назад +2

      Please do continue to identify with it💘

    • @michaelweston7742
      @michaelweston7742 10 месяцев назад +1

      Congratulations! We are many.

  • @Blackdawn1975
    @Blackdawn1975 9 месяцев назад +1

    I really enjoy my toxic masculinity, no suffering here

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d 4 месяца назад +1

    A few weeks ago on March 8th, Women's Day, a friend of mine told me that in his class they had made a talk on how masculinity is toxic for both men and women. And I just said that was bs feminist propaganda, to which my friends agreed with me and called me based.

  • @joshvega3329
    @joshvega3329 10 месяцев назад +20

    The ability to change a tire is very high levels of toxic masculinity.

    • @BasementBerean
      @BasementBerean 10 месяцев назад +3

      I remember when that skill just got you promoted up from wuss.

    • @VE6XTC
      @VE6XTC 10 месяцев назад +1

      Some man gave me a tire iron. How silly. Tires are supposed to be all wrinkly.

    • @michaelweston7742
      @michaelweston7742 10 месяцев назад

      And here I thought changing a tyre was something every male born human being could just do without any training. The world really has gone to 💩

  • @ranger178
    @ranger178 10 месяцев назад +53

    what we really have a problem with is toxic femininity you should make a video on that for all the middle aged Karen's out there.

    • @VE6XTC
      @VE6XTC 10 месяцев назад +7

      Or what about a video of converting soy boys at a "re-education" camp? That would be fun.

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 8 месяцев назад +2

      As a woman who also knows what one is, I wholeheartedly agree.
      It's toxic asf to real women everywhere.
      Thankfully I gave birth to sons, who I seem to relate better to. 😂 And here's a hint to toxic males everywhere. ReaI women Iove reaI men.
      Bonus points to anyone who Iistened to Mr ManIy on the radio years ago before it was outlawed 🤭

    • @rhondab9792
      @rhondab9792 6 месяцев назад +3

      Not sure the Karen's are all middle aged.

  • @KH-ds9gh
    @KH-ds9gh 3 месяца назад

    As a woman, I am very compassionate for men suffering from toxic masculinity symptoms, and respect their journey, but am actually very attracted to those men who display such characteristics. ;-)

  • @JustAnAverageWoman69
    @JustAnAverageWoman69 8 месяцев назад +1

    If my husband asked me to mow the lawn, I would not be happy 😂
    Men and women both have different strengths, so let's work together as a team and use them as intended by nature. That is the dynamic that works best! Masculinity is sexy (in MEN).

  • @donfisherjr.2404
    @donfisherjr.2404 10 месяцев назад +22

    I have facial hair, I don't hate myself, and on more than one occasion, I've held the door open for women. It's too late for me. Save yourself.

  • @rodger7029
    @rodger7029 10 месяцев назад +200

    We need Toxic Masculinity Acceptance
    #toxicmasculinityphobia

    • @pauljeffers5495
      @pauljeffers5495 10 месяцев назад +5

      Amen!

    • @spocker22
      @spocker22 10 месяцев назад +5

      It's not toxic though so it's masculinephobia

    • @rodger7029
      @rodger7029 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@spocker22 it is to the wokesters everywhere

  • @Blue_ocean66
    @Blue_ocean66 9 месяцев назад +4

    I have been told my whole life I have a lot of TOXIC masculinity. I did not understand what that meant. I just knew everybody was trying to get me to change. I prayed to God to give me a daughter. I thought she would soften and fix me. God gave me two sons instead.

  • @godofm3tal1
    @godofm3tal1 4 месяца назад

    Suffering fully. Completely. Willingly. Unapologetically.

  • @epgamer1145
    @epgamer1145 10 месяцев назад +31

    I am diagnosed with terminal toxic masculinity.
    Doctors said it’s to strong to cure so I’m left cursed to being a man that knows how to have a real family.

  • @nerysghemor5781
    @nerysghemor5781 10 месяцев назад +49

    I’ve never understood why people get so offended by the door holding thing. Then again I’m a woman who was ALSO raised to hold the door for others too. Never hurts to return the favor. Also I think lots about the Galactic Empire and Imperium of Man. Among such men I fit right in. Please, don’t abandon us female fans. Keep your fandom strong!

    • @isaaclawson3126
      @isaaclawson3126 10 месяцев назад +1

      See? It is contagious.

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 10 месяцев назад +8

      I thought holding the door open for other people was common courtesy. Are some nutcases really offended by it?

    • @rjabraham
      @rjabraham 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@GogakuOtakubelieve it or not, yes.
      I think it's rare so manufacturers need to create more toxic door interactions for it to become a headline.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 10 месяцев назад

      @nerysghemor5781
      Feminists call it "benevolent sexism" and they think it means you think of them as weak and incapable. I mean, feminists ARE weak and incapable, but more so mentally than anything else. Ironically, I never see feminists ever joining the police force, firefighting, construction work, or any manual labor job, though. I also never see them want to split the bill on dates (with other men) or pay for the man themselves.

    • @john.norris
      @john.norris 10 месяцев назад

      gender aside, there is nothing wrong with being polite. i'm glad the gals in alaskja dont seem to mind courtesy. cheers.

  • @Paul2377
    @Paul2377 9 месяцев назад +3

    I like how it mocks both sides - ie those on the left who seriously think toxic masculinity is gonna wipe us all out, but also those on the right who are scared of doing anything even slightly non-masculine. Good one.

  • @zacharyR121
    @zacharyR121 2 месяца назад +1

    Lmao I lost it when I saw taker throw mankind off the cell that was classic and comical 😂😂