Man In Critical Condition After Hearing Slightly Different Viewpoint

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  • Опубликовано: 22 фев 2024
  • It's a serious medical emergency: you're minding your own business when you hear an opinion you slightly disagree with. Will the doctors be able to save this man's life?
    The government told you Social Distancing worked. They also told you the COVID-19 jab would spare you from getting Covid. iCan said the opposite. Support their efforts: secure.anedot.com/informed-co...
    #comedy #conservative #babylonbee

Комментарии • 1,5 тыс.

  • @chattphotos
    @chattphotos 3 месяца назад +1693

    Get him to an echo chamber!
    Nailed it 110%

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 3 месяца назад +19

      When patient zero mumbled trunernationalizepresur

    • @Gris00
      @Gris00 3 месяца назад +14

      My mother is in a constant echo chamber who is willingly ignorant. It gobsmacks me how daft she is

    • @Simoss13
      @Simoss13 3 месяца назад +42

      I loved how they replied, "We gave them all to Harvard"

    • @mysticladytarot7777
      @mysticladytarot7777 3 месяца назад +3

      U just said 110%😬😬💀🤦‍♀️

    • @chattphotos
      @chattphotos 3 месяца назад +4

      @@mysticladytarot7777 That's why they call me the hammer

  • @Enroxxx
    @Enroxxx 3 месяца назад +1034

    YT made this even funnier adding the covid-19 information banner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 3 месяца назад +22

      Marco would be proud.

    • @jessereinhardt6320
      @jessereinhardt6320 3 месяца назад +66

      Yeah they have to do the bidding of their sponsors - the gubment and drug companies.

    • @chrismckell5353
      @chrismckell5353 3 месяца назад +25

      Greetings and salutations to our alien overlords/ ruling classes and assorted other elitists.

    • @usarmyveteran177
      @usarmyveteran177 3 месяца назад +55

      That was the first thing I noticed, YT loves to lick the corporate big pharma boots.

    • @sudeshryan8707
      @sudeshryan8707 3 месяца назад +23

      even their AI is woke 😂😂

  • @cashwalk7253
    @cashwalk7253 3 месяца назад +840

    “Get this man to an Echo Chamber, STAT!”
    “We don’t have anymore-we lent them all to Harvard!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @walterhare9709
    @walterhare9709 3 месяца назад +1116

    The problem with suing the government is the Taxpayer still pays the bill

    • @walterhare9709
      @walterhare9709 3 месяца назад +23

      Thank you, I'm glad you get it

    • @warmak4576
      @warmak4576 3 месяца назад +25

      Aren't they giving you back the money they stole from you?

    • @walterhare9709
      @walterhare9709 3 месяца назад +73

      @@warmak4576 No, I'm White

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 3 месяца назад +9

      True, but that isn't the point

    • @walterhare9709
      @walterhare9709 3 месяца назад +6

      @@VintageCardinal What's your point?

  • @CozyLivingMachine
    @CozyLivingMachine 3 месяца назад +1418

    I'm in pain just thinking about someone not agreeing with everything I think.

    • @Rizzob17
      @Rizzob17 3 месяца назад +24

      I beg to differ. 😜

    • @segevstormlord3713
      @segevstormlord3713 3 месяца назад +48

      Fortunately, everyone agrees with everything I think. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying, and I know they're evil because they're lying.

    • @countrygirl6003
      @countrygirl6003 3 месяца назад +9

      Same here. LOL!

    • @rosemarygrabowski5834
      @rosemarygrabowski5834 3 месяца назад +6

      LOL!!!

    • @stevemonkey6666
      @stevemonkey6666 3 месяца назад +17

      I once heard a slightly different opinion. I'm still going to therapy about it😢

  • @kujo62
    @kujo62 3 месяца назад +1287

    Ban assault adjectives.

    • @B.L.S.
      @B.L.S. 3 месяца назад +46

      Assault Opinions

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 месяца назад +6

      Never

    • @docbailey3265
      @docbailey3265 3 месяца назад +39

      Opinions are violence.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 месяца назад +8

      @@docbailey3265 Then so is breathing 😂

    • @user-hc1ln1kg5u
      @user-hc1ln1kg5u 3 месяца назад +27

      Can we ban pronouns first, please!

  • @rosscato8745
    @rosscato8745 3 месяца назад +357

    So good to see that RUclips is protecting me by adding the note that I can get proper Information from my Government’s website….. so relieved that they are doing their best to protect me from alternative viewpoints.

    • @1968CudaGuy
      @1968CudaGuy 3 месяца назад

      At least right now you can ignore their suggestions.. Give it another 4 years and you will be forced to accept the indoctrination juice..

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 3 месяца назад +29

      The irony is palpable if not sad lol

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 3 месяца назад

      Red sirens must have seriously sounded at YT HQ when the dropped this video and they knew it was mocking the vaccine as being safe & effective.

    • @calumrife
      @calumrife 3 месяца назад +7

      Block elements within the page using a flavour of ad-block. Feels more like when humanity was normal and didn't force feed that shit.

    • @century2298
      @century2298 2 месяца назад +3

      A reLIEable source, no doubt !

  • @thewheeldeal8439
    @thewheeldeal8439 3 месяца назад +449

    Parents, talk to your children about slightly different opinions, before somebody else does.

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 3 месяца назад +18

      we cant have that, the parents may have the wrong different opinion, better to have a government employee talk to them about the correct opinion to have

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 3 месяца назад +6

      “This is your brain. This is your brain on a slightly different opinion”.

    • @agwbcfjc2
      @agwbcfjc2 3 месяца назад +5

      BAAAAM!!!!! You dropped the mic on that one, bro. Awesome.

    • @MeBender
      @MeBender 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lucygoose6237
      @lucygoose6237 3 месяца назад

      This should have been added at the end of the video, 10/10

  • @rustysanchez8416
    @rustysanchez8416 3 месяца назад +755

    As a male nurse sitting on the toilet getting ready to go to work, this really hurts

    • @RonHelton
      @RonHelton 3 месяца назад +168

      Drink more water?

    • @Sgt_SealCluber
      @Sgt_SealCluber 3 месяца назад +114

      So stunning and brave! Not enough people talk about the struggles of male nurses and the lack of representation of males in the nursing profession. The fact that 50% of nurses aren't men CAN ONLY MEAN that women control everything and they are intentionally keeping them down! THE MATRIARCHY IS REAL PEOPLE!!🤣

    • @my2cents945
      @my2cents945 3 месяца назад +92

      remove the plunger from the bowl before sitting down.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 месяца назад +19

      Wash your phone with uvc, twice

    • @Benmeglei1
      @Benmeglei1 3 месяца назад +29

      It was either that or a male stewardess. It’s going to be ok champ. 👊🏻

  • @impalamama7302
    @impalamama7302 3 месяца назад +423

    Get this man into an echo chamber, STAT! EPIC.

    • @websculling
      @websculling 3 месяца назад +18

      'we loaned them all to Harvard' made me laugh even harder :)

    • @OYME13
      @OYME13 3 месяца назад +1

      While funny, are we really going to act like all sides don't do the same thing? Conservatives have their own echoing chambers too.

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 3 месяца назад +1

      @@OYME13 Only difference is Conservatives tend to live and are grounded in reality. Leftys do not. BTW "echoing chambers?" Are you a Chinese bot?? Or using Google translate???

  • @tundranomad
    @tundranomad 3 месяца назад +216

    As a male RN, I get a kick out of seeing patients for procedures, with them thinking I'm the doc, and the female doc the nurse.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 3 месяца назад +9

      Don't doctors and nurses wear different uniforms where you live/work? They're easy to tell apart where I live, lol.

    • @echogamer5721
      @echogamer5721 3 месяца назад +5

      Seems reasonable.

    • @janblackman6204
      @janblackman6204 3 месяца назад +10

      That happens to my grandson and his wife. He’s a bank executive and she’s the internist and they always assume he’s the dr when they go to hospital functions

    • @kelvincharvet9454
      @kelvincharvet9454 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@VelkanAngelsI was a male nurse on a surgical floor. The doctors and nurses all wore the sa.e type and color scrubs. On general patient floors the nurses could wear the scrubs of their choosing. It varies with different hospital policies.

    • @Veracityseeker7
      @Veracityseeker7 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@VelkanAngelsYou're expecting people to think? That's cute😅

  • @johnvelas70
    @johnvelas70 3 месяца назад +322

    I was listening to a college woman who was smacked for not saying she supports the"palestinians" on campus. The University said she should and no charges will be brought. She will leave PSU after this semester. Her friend asked if they know she's Jewish. She said "No & she's afraid to tell them".
    How sad.

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 месяца назад +40

      Stories like that are one of the only things on Earth that make me really angry. Tell this Jewish woman that I’m proud of her for standing up for herself and her beliefs, much like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego did, and that I’ll be praying for her. 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever 3 месяца назад +4

      Harvard?

    • @thekatarnalchemist
      @thekatarnalchemist 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@thebenforever Penn State

    • @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0
      @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 3 месяца назад

      america first

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 месяца назад

      @@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 fair.
      Oh hey, I just got exposed to a slightly differing opinion, and I feel fine!
      Edit: I just noticed your username 🤣

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 3 месяца назад +316

    I've seen them scream at the sky for less.

    • @ronnimm6456
      @ronnimm6456 3 месяца назад +10

      I'm literally shaking from the opinions in this video.

    • @kellysouter4381
      @kellysouter4381 3 месяца назад +5

      Drugs?

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 3 месяца назад +3

      At least they're complaining in the right direction.

    • @thecriterion-718
      @thecriterion-718 3 месяца назад

      Yeah In a video a man called one of these creatures Ma'am and she screamed aas if he was sexually assaulting her

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 3 месяца назад +4

      I hear that some colleges are stocking up on hot chocolate and Play-doh for November 2024.

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme81 3 месяца назад +120

    "Doctor, we have a woman in Room Four who 'Just Can't!'"

    • @kylemacdougall8355
      @kylemacdougall8355 3 месяца назад +18

      She couldn't even add the "even"!!

    • @KristinChoruby
      @KristinChoruby 3 месяца назад +20

      @@kylemacdougall8355 She has literally lost the ability to even!

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 месяца назад +10

      @@KristinChoruby “literally” 😂

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 3 месяца назад +3

      Oh God these comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bobbob0507
      @bobbob0507 3 месяца назад +2

      I love these classic jokes

  • @Xenophon1
    @Xenophon1 3 месяца назад +201

    There needs to be a 10 day waiting period for thought approval.

  • @aesoundforge
    @aesoundforge 3 месяца назад +133

    You laugh...I was at my friends house and I mentioned Joe Rogan and I had pretty much that same reaction. I was like " what just happened??"

    • @Nylon_riot
      @Nylon_riot 3 месяца назад +21

      Propaganda. My mother is one of these. The virtue signaling is insufferable, and of course, don't actually practice what they preach; which is the champagne socialists are all confession through projection. It is really about a power and money grab. Since the ideology (some like the case of my mum don't even realize it is comnienism) has spectacularly failed, and the working class never buys into it , they changed capitalism versus the working class to oppressor and oppressed. There is a good channel by a Jefferson liberal-independent like myself that does in-depth analysis and does a good job explaining a lot of this. It is called shortfatotaku. He helps clarify things.

    • @vladkagreen1824
      @vladkagreen1824 3 месяца назад +4

      Some friends you have!😆

    • @da_ocsta1452
      @da_ocsta1452 3 месяца назад +4

      "Friend"??

    • @irisjanemay1903
      @irisjanemay1903 3 месяца назад +8

      Try mentioning Andrew Tate to a gay guy. Instant meltdown.

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 3 месяца назад +7

      It's insane how easily they are told what to believe and they obediently fall in line.

  • @400KrispyKremes
    @400KrispyKremes 3 месяца назад +384

    My thoughts and prayers go out to his fami... Many many dogs and cats.

    • @theuglybiker
      @theuglybiker 3 месяца назад +19

      Th..Th...They ENSLAVE our animal friends?!!! Call the Cancel Police!!!

    • @Azurethewolf168
      @Azurethewolf168 3 месяца назад

      @@theuglybikerreminds me of that South Park episode where the animal rights activists literally f*ck the animals

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 3 месяца назад +15

      I'm sorry your thoughts and your....*WHAT*?

    • @CactusHand
      @CactusHand 3 месяца назад +6

      My God, this is blasphemy! How DARE he!

    • @nicholsonjay4724
      @nicholsonjay4724 3 месяца назад +3

      Not prayers…..positive energy. Don’t put him back into cardiac arrest! 😂

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber 3 месяца назад +96

    thats the guy that was pregnant! his kid sure grew up fast!

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 3 месяца назад +79

    "Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge." ~Carl Jung'

  • @DrewMAGA
    @DrewMAGA 3 месяца назад +208

    I almost need to be convinced that this isn't true. We have an entire generation that can't handle real life without a safe space & a vape pen.

    • @greenl7661
      @greenl7661 3 месяца назад +4

      Indeed, the maga with constant hurt feelings make my head hurt

    • @greatbriton8425
      @greatbriton8425 3 месяца назад

      It IS true, except for needing to go to hospital as an emergency. There are MILLIONS of people in the USA who simply cannot cope with a differing opinion. They will feel traumatised by anything they don't believe. They find their security in the world they and those like them have created to feel comfortable without God, and facts are such a threat to this alternate reality of theirs that their defence goes up immediately to deflect the facts as an evil lie, triggering tremendous stress. They will give up friends and family to find peace in their made-up world.

    • @chellejack3480
      @chellejack3480 3 месяца назад +7

      Not to mention that they need 9,000 tattoos to try and convince themselves that they're really unique and original. Special even. Add in some pink hair and they're one of a kind.

    • @DeleteMyas
      @DeleteMyas 3 месяца назад

      And you're continuing to pass the boomer torch by bashing everyone younger than you because they don't know how to talk back to you. Go figure.

    • @greenl7661
      @greenl7661 3 месяца назад +1

      @@DrewMAGA so literally boomer generation, just ages into it? Lmao

  • @kroth3049
    @kroth3049 3 месяца назад +51

    "they actually just call us nurses now" -Man Nurse

    • @GuapoJhimi
      @GuapoJhimi 3 месяца назад

      What's your point, dips--t?

  • @nateman34
    @nateman34 3 месяца назад +72

    SILENCE, MAN-NURSE! 😂

    • @GuapoJhimi
      @GuapoJhimi 3 месяца назад

      Really? What do you do for a living? Is it something technical? Changing tires at Big O?

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 2 месяца назад

      @@GuapoJhimi Do you walk around with that ego in real life or just vent your frustrations at unsuspecting people on youtube? I know a guy who changes tires for a living and he's built like a tank because of it. He would smash your smug little face in. I've seen him do it to someone else.

  • @benfranklin2024
    @benfranklin2024 3 месяца назад +54

    the part about Joe Rogan was hilarious, keep it up Babylon Bee

  • @dokidokibibleclub
    @dokidokibibleclub 3 месяца назад +32

    RUclips just roasted themselves by attaching a re-education wiki article under this video ♨️🔥

  • @TheLilou13300
    @TheLilou13300 3 месяца назад +124

    The power of ideology.

    • @JamesSullivan-ru4op
      @JamesSullivan-ru4op 3 месяца назад +5

      Close. Warning! Incoming slightly differing opinion: I see it more as the power stupidity.

    • @mustang607
      @mustang607 3 месяца назад +13

      Obviously the man was in critical theory condition.

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku 3 месяца назад +1

      @@mustang607😂😂that’s good

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 3 месяца назад +2

      Ideology, or Idiology?

    • @JamesSullivan-ru4op
      @JamesSullivan-ru4op 3 месяца назад

      @@LocalMaple That too?

  • @farvencore
    @farvencore 3 месяца назад +38

    The Power of Pandering COMPELS YOU!

  • @chipmunk4kids1
    @chipmunk4kids1 3 месяца назад +4

    Hey, I'm a man nurse & I'm offended. 😂 I've been one for 26 yrs. Plus a USMC veteran of the first Gulf War.

    • @joysanders59
      @joysanders59 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for your service! ❤️

  • @ankavoskuilen1725
    @ankavoskuilen1725 3 месяца назад +74

    Ah, this explains why I always feel so bad.
    I am constantly exposed to slightly different opinions. 😂

  • @davideskerlot2945
    @davideskerlot2945 3 месяца назад +75

    They didn’t exorcize the demon, they possessed him with more woke legions. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JesusIsLord105
    @JesusIsLord105 3 месяца назад +153

    I'm so glad the Apostle John survived this

  • @valkry007
    @valkry007 3 месяца назад +63

    well done, there are still people out there capable of critical thinking.

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 месяца назад +1

      What is "critical thinking" to you? It's an insult to say critical thinking is believing that a group of 100 outliers is more trustworthy than 100 years of human history.

    • @PickledFaces
      @PickledFaces 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@user-notachannelwhat are you babbling about?

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 месяца назад

      @dFaces Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

    • @mjolnirswrath23
      @mjolnirswrath23 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@user-notachannelcritical thinking is the ability to use your own self-evident observable truth to come to your own conclusion and think for yourself...

    • @mjolnirswrath23
      @mjolnirswrath23 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@user-notachannelinstead, people have emotional mental incontinence and diarrhea of the mouth, and choose to vomit up what they are told and what they hear and what they are indoctrinated not educated to believe
      FTNWO

  • @mrsteve170
    @mrsteve170 3 месяца назад +79

    G O L D. Wonderful piece of writing. Thank you!

  • @alfromtx245
    @alfromtx245 3 месяца назад +31

    I like how, with all the various topics mentioned in this video, we still get the CDC covid banner.

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 3 месяца назад

      Keeps the stupid people stupid, that's why.

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley 3 месяца назад +45

    This reminds me of my mom's step kids. They are all like that. Anyine that differs with their little liberal opinions, and they go beserk. They can't stand it. They habe literally hurt themselves numerous times because of their overreaction to someone supporting Trump. It is ridiculous and so dumb,

    • @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046
      @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 3 месяца назад +3

      So your step-siblings?

    • @freddexta3363
      @freddexta3363 3 месяца назад +5

      Hopefully they don't vote

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 3 месяца назад +5

      I feel your pain. We hosted Christmas last year and among the group is about 6 20-something educators. Their estimate of their intelligence levels is hysterical and they truly believe that their limited life experiences have given them unique insights into how things really are and how they should be. My wife was very grateful that I left the room and got a glass of wine instead of pointing out the fallacy of their beliefs.

    • @captaininsulin2154
      @captaininsulin2154 3 месяца назад +1

      Well it's not like trump supporters never do the same thing

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 Месяц назад

      @@captaininsulin2154 Fanatics abound.

  • @ganymede...
    @ganymede... 3 месяца назад +16

    Full support from France where we've been living exactly the same things. And it's even getting worse as our corrupted government vote laws preventing people to criticize them.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 3 месяца назад

      Most of the world (at least the EU, USA, AUS, NZ and CANADA) needs a revolution... You guys gonna take the lead on that?

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 3 месяца назад +21

    I love how they're still putting the C-19 warning on 😂😂

  • @VincesDIYsAroundtheHouse
    @VincesDIYsAroundtheHouse 3 месяца назад +26

    The Bee supporting ICAN!!!

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 месяца назад

      Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

  • @bretthess6376
    @bretthess6376 3 месяца назад +32

    I stopped trying to deal with these people about 8 years ago, when one out them snapped and spewed obscenities at me... for agreeing with something they said.
    As Hunter Thompson said, "bad crazy."

    • @someguy2972
      @someguy2972 3 месяца назад +1

      Hunter Thompson was one to talk...

    • @goldismoney5899
      @goldismoney5899 3 месяца назад +1

      Hunter was one of a kind. A real journalist too.

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 3 месяца назад +7

    Imagine if it was a quite different opinion. He wouldn’t have survived

  • @alwaysplotting2096
    @alwaysplotting2096 3 месяца назад +22

    We are the Groupthinkers we always get along,
    Each day we dance and sing our always-changing song,
    If you ever disagree it means that you are wrong,
    Oh we are the Groupthinkers we always get along!

  • @Grant-by1pc
    @Grant-by1pc 3 месяца назад +34

    I've seen that in real life before. They started screaming the r word and bit me.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 2 месяца назад +3

    Sounds like demon possession, not differing opinions

  • @TheFireMouseYT
    @TheFireMouseYT 3 месяца назад +30

    I love how their best headlines become videos

  • @davidfield2030
    @davidfield2030 3 месяца назад +5

    If this was Britain, the police would have come to arrest and charge the person who made the offensive comment

    • @bobalicious2696
      @bobalicious2696 3 месяца назад +3

      Worse yet, if that bill passes in Canada, it could be life in prison.

  • @wickedmirage
    @wickedmirage 3 месяца назад +29

    I laughed so hard at the end I spit my coffee out.

  • @ladyocculus3525
    @ladyocculus3525 3 месяца назад +8

    I had a longtime friend of 30 years walk out of my house on Christmas because she didn't agree with my views on the walking corpse in the white house. Sadly, this skit is 100% true.

    • @donpietruk1517
      @donpietruk1517 29 дней назад +1

      I don't understand how people let political differences affect their personal friendships or family relationships. It didn't used to matter. We might occasionally have broad philosophical discussions about specific issues, but who we voted for? Literally didn't affect anything.

  • @k.p.1139
    @k.p.1139 3 месяца назад +13

    GOOD job Bee- you got the "we know better than you-you tube- blue box" 🤣🤣

  • @commonsenseisntcommon1776
    @commonsenseisntcommon1776 3 месяца назад +6

    FJB!

  • @zasta7
    @zasta7 3 месяца назад +8

    "3 hours of CNBC"
    Hahaha 🤣

  • @Chris-he3lb
    @Chris-he3lb 3 месяца назад +24

    I'm dying. You guys nail it every time.

  • @GlynRyles
    @GlynRyles 3 месяца назад +2

    OMG, the pain of a different opinion, how will people ever survive 😂😂

  • @maxwellcrazycat9204
    @maxwellcrazycat9204 3 месяца назад +11

    Congrants on receiving the blue context bar. You're over the target.

  • @user-qg3fr6lo7r
    @user-qg3fr6lo7r 3 месяца назад +23

    That last Joe Rogan bit really blew me away~🤣🤣

  • @chrismicklich7831
    @chrismicklich7831 3 месяца назад +4

    It is hilarious that Google/RUclips feels it is necessary to put a COVID disclaimer on this video.

  • @Luca_Natoli
    @Luca_Natoli 3 месяца назад +7

    Lol, the ways things are and headed, i wouldn't be surprised if this becomes real.

  • @cynthiajohnson9412
    @cynthiajohnson9412 3 месяца назад +8

    What happened to the time honored, hands over the ears 'lalalalalal, I can't hear you!'. It's not just for third graders anymore. Approved for all ages.

  • @Mobus_
    @Mobus_ 3 месяца назад +26

    The funniest part was those wackadodolles at RUclips who slapped the Covid-19 banner on satire.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 месяца назад +6

      Except the part at end wasn't satire.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 3 месяца назад +17

    Wow the Bee got the Covid information link from RUclips
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Haven't seen that for a while 😉

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 3 месяца назад +8

      It seems a little out of place to put a "click here for more government lies" on a video with a segment about government lies.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 3 месяца назад +9

      RUclips is never giving that banner up😂😂

    • @ryanb509
      @ryanb509 3 месяца назад

      Well they did say the vaccine is safe and effective, RUclips just wants you to know that's actual misinformation.

    • @Satans_Legion_of_Evil
      @Satans_Legion_of_Evil 3 месяца назад

      This is also the only information link that I can see. I've never seen those Wikipedia "fact-checker" information links that I've heard some commenters talk about. Maybe the COVID information links aren't as common due to the pandemic itself not being as serious as it was in 2020 and 2021. Will Smith didn't wear a mask when he slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, and neither did Chris Rock (and probably most of the audience too), and that was in March 2022. Maybe the left was more focused on the Ukraine conflict than the coronavirus in March 2022, since it started just a month ago at that time. There are probably a few places that still have or had authoritarian COVID rules in the last three years.

    • @someguy2972
      @someguy2972 3 месяца назад

      @@RealMTBAddict But at least Wojcicki's son is dead ;)

  • @ericpl7227
    @ericpl7227 3 месяца назад +3

    My question is, why try and save him?!

  • @steve9584
    @steve9584 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s working! ITS WORKING! THANK YOU ANAKIN!

  • @Will_CH1
    @Will_CH1 3 месяца назад +12

    I don't like the way that the Bee foretells future developments

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 3 месяца назад +3

      Next week: The Babylon Bee Investment Advice and betting tips

  • @WarrenDavid2611
    @WarrenDavid2611 3 месяца назад +14

    These script writers are getting to South Park level status 😮

  • @greyfriars6540
    @greyfriars6540 3 месяца назад +7

    "Get this man to an echo chamber" best line.

  • @BaconFaceMcGee
    @BaconFaceMcGee 3 месяца назад +3

    Accurate as usual.

  • @John83833
    @John83833 3 месяца назад +4

    “Get this man to an echo chamber stat” fantastic skit

  • @mailjasons
    @mailjasons 3 месяца назад +3

    Lol. Woke google slapped a Covid information notice on this 😅

  • @giantlobsterboy644
    @giantlobsterboy644 3 месяца назад +1

    Yes. This is the view of many Americans. I wish we had more sense of nationalism & pride in our country.

  • @toomanythoughtsinmyhead
    @toomanythoughtsinmyhead 3 месяца назад +4

    I love The Babylon Bee - doing what Americans are supposed to do!

    • @WhatIsMatter101
      @WhatIsMatter101 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, like actually protesting a war where their taxes were laundered to European countries to fund actual national socialists.

  • @tylerbonser7686
    @tylerbonser7686 3 месяца назад +7

    It's hilarious RUclips put a Covid information link under this.

  • @Phalanx443
    @Phalanx443 3 месяца назад +6

    The hilarious part is that YT placed an infoblurb about getting info on C-19 from the CDC - as if they don't realize that its 2024 and we all know the truth, yet, must reflect The Narrative...

  • @joshuawolfe7526
    @joshuawolfe7526 3 месяца назад +5

    This could have ended after the “mysterious cardiac events” and would still have been funny.

  • @randomlyamazing58
    @randomlyamazing58 3 месяца назад +4

    The doctor's prescription was so perfect. What an experienced doctor.

  • @D9P323
    @D9P323 3 месяца назад +8

    😆🤣🤣
    Joe Rogan? That's all it took to nuclear FLATLINE everyone?😂😆🤣🤣

  • @Yoofaloof
    @Yoofaloof 3 месяца назад +4

    Congratulations on getting your COVID - 19 context panel.

  • @scottmckay9535
    @scottmckay9535 3 месяца назад +1

    If they shouted , "Men can get pregnant", he would have sprung from the table and run a marathon.

  • @en5788
    @en5788 3 месяца назад +25

    That ending! Lol
    I hope Elon sees this and gives ICAN a couple mil

    • @user-notachannel
      @user-notachannel 3 месяца назад

      Informed Consent Action Network, or ICAN, is known for being a conspiracy and psuedo-science website. I'm not trying to ramble, I'm just telling the truth. Yes, social distancing worked because diseases travel through the air. What did you think? Yes, vaccines work because of years and years of scientific research people poured their lives into. What did you think - unless you really don't care about the lives of scientists because they try to study things by making a studious rather than stupid explanation? Some random website with hardly a few hundred people or the entire government - or is the government really that untrustworthy to you? ICAN said on their own that they had 40+ legal victories - are they the only credible source, or is the millions of other websites that say they're fake absolutely impossible for you to take? Tell me - what's the difference between antivaxxers and Flat Earthers? And why did you decide to only show their side of the argument and their own website? How they would be right every single time is an insult. I have nothing against conservatives. Political ideologies are political ideologies and just determined on locale. But people who just deny factual information because they want to? Not so much. The same way you can't just suddenly listen to conspiracy stories, you can't say one plus one equals three. Truth is, you'll be doing the same thing if you were hearing something about banning guns and an organization saying that it's good for the nation, and you don't want to admit it. People getting annoyed by others on the Internet is natural. But please. Even as a liberal, your content is funny. I don't want you to support conspiracy stories and such. The information we know of now is that science is correct and that science makes people trustworthy, and that misinformation is incorrect and lying for money makes people untrustworthy. Besides, if science is too progressive now, I have no idea what would be conservative. Just use logic - 100 random people on the Internet naming themselves ICAN or 100 years of human history - who's more trustworthy?

    • @garbonzojones5348
      @garbonzojones5348 2 месяца назад

      He'd just say he would then not give them the cash.
      Seems to be his way given the bevy of lawsuits he's facing for non-payment.

  • @Nylon_riot
    @Nylon_riot 3 месяца назад +10

    100X better than SNL. Thanks for being the funny we all need. "we loaned them all to Harvard." 😂😂

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 3 месяца назад

      I don't know, SNL is pretty good. 🤔😁

  • @Tsukeh
    @Tsukeh 3 месяца назад +3

    this had south park energy and I love it

  • @johnqdoe8841
    @johnqdoe8841 2 месяца назад +1

    The sad thing is that this isnt too far from being the truth.

  • @wyattmann8157
    @wyattmann8157 3 месяца назад +54

    “The only thing a man should nurse is a bottle of scotch.” - Adam Carolla

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella 3 месяца назад +3

    This is so on point…Love BB

  • @EmanS117
    @EmanS117 Месяц назад +1

    "It's working, it's working!" made me chuckle, have to watch the Phantom Menace now

  • @Kane26510
    @Kane26510 2 месяца назад +1

    If I wanted everyone to think the exact same way I did, I'd be a democrat.

  • @JGreen-le8xx
    @JGreen-le8xx 3 месяца назад +17

    If that only worked on all the people who disagree with normal thought. I'd personally run down the street with a megaphone yelling normal things like 2+2 IS 4! and gravity does exist! and your world of make believe is a social construct!

  • @pittbullking87
    @pittbullking87 3 месяца назад +8

    I am so glad YT puts the context thing up there so I know what to think. Thank you YT for protecting me from thinking!

  • @maureenufkes2491
    @maureenufkes2491 3 месяца назад +6

    Loved it!!! Thanks, Babylon Bee!

  • @treason520
    @treason520 3 месяца назад +3

    My favorite part was the Anakin Skywalker "It's working!" with the hair flying backwards.

  • @racheljames7
    @racheljames7 3 месяца назад +1

    Silence, man nurse! 😂

  • @talen8152
    @talen8152 2 месяца назад +1

    God, I don't even agree with all the actual viewpoints and I still found this hilarious and truthful. Sad state we are in.

  • @AntisocialRedNeckNerd
    @AntisocialRedNeckNerd 3 месяца назад +6

    What a great ending!

  • @shillhunter4380
    @shillhunter4380 3 месяца назад +2

    The ReDdItOrS clinic.

  • @Cambodia_Dan
    @Cambodia_Dan 2 месяца назад +1

    and the earth is flat!

  • @natedcarr6148
    @natedcarr6148 3 месяца назад +7

    1:26 Now that's a Star Wars reference I approve of.

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf5673 3 месяца назад +2

    I see those signs in people's yards in the Blue state I live in. Oh... and usually a BLM sign next to them.

  • @joshjohnson2600
    @joshjohnson2600 3 месяца назад +1

    My neighbors have that sign in their yard.
    I don't like my neighbors.

  • @PickledFaces
    @PickledFaces 3 месяца назад +2

    COMEDY HAS RETURNED!

  • @mr.joedirt8583
    @mr.joedirt8583 3 месяца назад

    And nothing of value was saved.

  • @echogamer5721
    @echogamer5721 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m so glad this isn’t real. Imagine if people actually disagreed with any of the things I already believe!
    Frightening!

  • @JamesBongo
    @JamesBongo 3 месяца назад +2

    Its crazy joe rogan is so polarizing hes so moderate politically

  • @scottc3165
    @scottc3165 3 месяца назад +1

    So much better than any of the woke comedy. Woke ruins comedy.