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    America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
    What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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Комментарии • 63

  • @Ithenna
    @Ithenna 23 дня назад +23

    I'm young enough to not have lived through any of the 1978 jokes, yet somehow I'm just old enough to still get them.

  • @OMCPoker
    @OMCPoker 2 месяца назад +67

    I am old enough to remember these things. And I have driven from Santa Clarita to the Comedy & Magic Club. Thanks for laughs.

    • @bikeny
      @bikeny Месяц назад +2

      Me too and right now my sides hurt from laughing at it all. Being a NYC person, never had the chance to do that drive. We have the Long Island Expressway, a/k/a The World's Biggest Parking Lot since the traffic volume does tend to slow folks down.

  • @shirley9240
    @shirley9240 2 месяца назад +50

    Statistical humor! Love it! He is hilarious and so right!

  • @skythz
    @skythz 27 дней назад +16

    There was at least one Starbuck in 1978. Liked to hang out with Apollo :)

  • @cefngwyn
    @cefngwyn 2 месяца назад +30

    The McMillan Mirth Meister is back with another load o'laughs. Gravy!

  • @Dayvit78
    @Dayvit78 2 месяца назад +30

    Technically funny! The best kind of funny :)

  • @Falcrist
    @Falcrist 21 день назад +4

    This is the best powerpoint driven comedy show I've ever seen.

  • @xk7447
    @xk7447 22 дня назад +4

    cellphone one was gold. 🤣😂

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 25 дней назад +7

    6:52 When I was a kid, there were these things called "station wagons". A bunch of kids would just pile into the back of it. No seat belts, no airbags, absolutely nothing to prevent you from going flying in a auto accident. Good times :)

  • @WesternAustraliaNowAndThen
    @WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 2 месяца назад +23

    Not living in the USA, I might not understand the living conditions but I do appreciate the maths - the heat bit I do get, our ROADS MELT!

  • @damianruiz8595
    @damianruiz8595 2 месяца назад +15

    Amazing content sir. Im 25, from another country with different language. but your content simply gets me all the time! cheers!

  • @derkarmaczar
    @derkarmaczar Месяц назад +12

    Love your stuff, Don!

  • @pablorages1241
    @pablorages1241 22 дня назад +3

    I took a wrong turn one day and ended up in Santa Clarita ... it was nice, rural ... but I've seen it now

  • @thefriesens1071
    @thefriesens1071 Месяц назад +7

    Well I grew up in Manitoba, which is located on the chart right close to the moon.

    • @paulpotter7188
      @paulpotter7188 25 дней назад +2

      I agree. I did my undergrad in Winterpeg Manisnowba.

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 14 дней назад +1

    "Asphalt angels"... good one!

  • @Bobis32
    @Bobis32 27 дней назад +4

    You forgot to calculate the 1.5 hours of security theatre and check-in at the airport how can you claim you're an engineer!

  • @WesternAustraliaNowAndThen
    @WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 2 месяца назад +8

    There aren't many people who make me laugh EVERY time I watch them, but YOU are one of them. Come to W.A. please I will be there to see you (if I haven't died LOL)

  • @user-rw3vq9tv5j
    @user-rw3vq9tv5j 2 месяца назад +6

    top man

  • @ShannonJacobs0
    @ShannonJacobs0 Месяц назад +7

    On the stamp joke, if the post office wants to encourage people, they should allow email addresses to be used to send snail mail. Convenience works. Details available upon request, mostly regarding secondary services the post office could milk off of the convenience for more profitability.

    • @MrShikaga
      @MrShikaga 24 дня назад

      Why would anyone do that?

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG 2 месяца назад +4

    7:47 God, I miss the wii...

  • @IanCthrwd
    @IanCthrwd 2 месяца назад +4

    9:04 they had flatscreen monitors then?

  • @sonnybobsquarepants266
    @sonnybobsquarepants266 2 месяца назад +3

    You should come and do some shows in New Zealand. Theres plenty of old farts here 😂😂😂

  • @Anonymous99997
    @Anonymous99997 2 дня назад

    Cost comparisons from 2019 to 2024 are even more radical.

  • @mobilemcsmarty1466
    @mobilemcsmarty1466 Месяц назад +2

    8:25 in '78 I was a kid, so yes, pee, usually in the bathroom.
    in 2019 I crack a beer and pour a bourbon on my way to the bathroom ..where I usually pee 🍺🥃🚽

  • @boxculture
    @boxculture 19 дней назад

    4:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

  • @gabesternberg555
    @gabesternberg555 17 дней назад

    3.87 for gas sounds nice.

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose Месяц назад +5

    $3.87?!? Gas in the U.S. is always dirt cheap!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we're paying the equivalent of $5.85 USD per US gallon for Regular.

    • @taylorwickham
      @taylorwickham Месяц назад +5

      Remember that this was in 2019. Gas isn't that cheap anymore here either

    • @Coen80
      @Coen80 Месяц назад

      Here in Europe we pay up to 10bucks per gallon.
      Having a 2.5litre V6 is really hanging it out there 😂

  • @whitewolf1610
    @whitewolf1610 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 9 дней назад

    What are these comments? Are you telling me these aren't brand new!?
    He just started his career and it sill blow, right? He will not age!

  • @lahanlon
    @lahanlon Месяц назад

    I’m stoked you’re a fellow SCV resident. Do you ever do sets down at JR’s?

  • @yseasablayrolles4922
    @yseasablayrolles4922 Месяц назад

    😂

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 24 дня назад +1

    norton is the #1 VIRUS (remove the anti-) 😂

  • @mo2cubing
    @mo2cubing 29 дней назад +4

    4:40 Those California gas prices seem luxurious now... they went from $3.87 to over $5 in under 5 years. Ouch.

  • @maesgaming01410
    @maesgaming01410 15 дней назад

    I like that the source of the last chart is "completely made up by technically funny"

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 Месяц назад +1

    7:58 Who still paid for Norton as recently as 2019?

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 18 часов назад

    I remember you could but a bottle of BV George de Latour wine for $16.00 today $149.00, You could afford to but a house with the average job and now you can't afford to pay the rent.

  • @jeffreycaudle5108
    @jeffreycaudle5108 26 дней назад

    $.35/gallon for gasoline in 1978 is not even close. I remember in Feb. 1982 seeing gasoline for less than $1/gallon for the first time in several years.

    • @Ithenna
      @Ithenna 23 дня назад

      I think he listed an average price. It's different in every state now and it probably was that way then too.

  • @OptimisticIguana-fu8mw
    @OptimisticIguana-fu8mw Месяц назад +1

    Fourtyoneth anniversary?

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 28 дней назад

    Wee Pii

  • @aresorum
    @aresorum Месяц назад

    6:52
    What a futuristic 1978 model! What was that called again?

    • @landnnut
      @landnnut 28 дней назад

      Mitzubitchi

  • @freeofbug4761
    @freeofbug4761 Месяц назад

    so delicious to see,

  • @mumblbeebee6546
    @mumblbeebee6546 Месяц назад

    Mitochondria in a rap? Did you share a bill with that cheeky Chris Turner from ol’ England?

  • @ZoZuta
    @ZoZuta Месяц назад

    41th OR 41st . . .

  • @frowningJoker
    @frowningJoker 2 месяца назад +5

    41th ?? I can see you're good with numbers and not letters

  • @rawchicken3463
    @rawchicken3463 22 дня назад

    First class stanp at my grocery sitre 13.60/20=68¢/stamp

  • @027pistonp
    @027pistonp 25 дней назад

    41th? 41st

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 14 дней назад

      Then again, when I grew up it was 41rst. With an r. And without the r it was totally wrong. Or should I wite wong now?

  • @KilothATEOTT
    @KilothATEOTT 16 дней назад

    41th

  • @randyzeitman1354
    @randyzeitman1354 Месяц назад

    What do you mean … men certainly date women because they are funny.

  • @Msteve-nt5bx
    @Msteve-nt5bx Месяц назад

    Look at those 2019 numbers and ask yourself whats different between then and now. 5:00

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose Месяц назад +3

    Real estate in the U.S. is worthless! Here in Vancouver, B.C. the average price for a 2000 sq ft house is $1,350,000 CAD ($970,000 USD).

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 14 дней назад

      Crazy! Does not stand in any relation to the amount of work gone into it, unless you pay in sheets of gold, beset with diamonds. Should have learned plumbing instead, I guess...