Half-Life: HEV Suit

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2015
  • Gordon is not impressed with Black Mesa's safety procedures.
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  • @stev11
    @stev11 3 года назад +3240

    Gordon doesn't need to have a helmet. He's a highly trained professional.

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 3 года назад +50

      I instantly read that in Kleiners voice lmao

    • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
      @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 3 года назад +22

      We've assured the Highway Patrol that nothing will go wrong.

    • @IfeedWeedTo5yearOlds
      @IfeedWeedTo5yearOlds 3 года назад +6

      Happy gordon noises

    • @rabbitjack1990
      @rabbitjack1990 3 года назад +6

      @@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 ah yes you're right. Gordon, we have a full tank for you.

    • @mrdreamy1747
      @mrdreamy1747 3 года назад +2

      *I don't think that's how it works, dawg XD*

  • @justaweepingangel.
    @justaweepingangel. 4 года назад +6311

    *At the end of the game.*
    G-Man: "I took the liberty of taking your weapons, they were government property. As for the suit, I think you earned it."
    Gordon: "I also deserve a helmet."

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 4 года назад +194

      **Cut to Gman falling through Xen**

    • @SeekerLancer
      @SeekerLancer 4 года назад +234

      It would have been absolutely fucking brilliant if at the end of the game Gordon finally broke his silent protagonist shtick to as G-Man for a helmet.

    • @NicksNameGoesHere
      @NicksNameGoesHere 3 года назад +90

      It's a total lie though because Gordon is wearing civilian clothes when he shows up in City 17.

    • @AlFredo-sx2yy
      @AlFredo-sx2yy 3 года назад +107

      @@NicksNameGoesHere well the way i interpreted that when i played hl2 was that probably its as if you had kept the suit the whole time, cause the gman drops you where he drops you for a reason. You show up in that particular place to keep undercover for a while just enough to let you reunite with your suit once again and have enough time to get a weapon. He kept the weapons as he said in the first game so he could only give you back your suit, but dropping you in the middle of city 17 with the HEV and without weapons would do his errr... employers, no good. They seem to need gordon to be alive at that time so its kinda as if you had kept the suit, only that its an entirely different suit and its even a different model... uh... lets just go the obi wan way and say that gman said the truth from a certain point of view i guess.

    • @NicksNameGoesHere
      @NicksNameGoesHere 3 года назад +50

      @@AlFredo-sx2yy yeah the gman is probably responsible for however Kleiner managed to get the HEV suit and containment pod thing in the first place. I don't see them smuggling something like that all the way across the planet.

  • @tharsis
    @tharsis 4 года назад +10332

    He's gonna be pissed when he finds the helmeted suits just littering Xen

    • @spacezombie13
      @spacezombie13 4 года назад +676

      and then apparently he DOESN'T TAKE ANY OF THEM.
      AND THEN GETS ANOTHER HELMETLESS SUIT IN 2.

    • @Apatetika
      @Apatetika 4 года назад +321

      @@spacezombie13 Well that other suit in HL2 is just the one you wore in HL1. Probably why it doesn't have a helmet.

    • @Volstx
      @Volstx 4 года назад +357

      They had helmets when they were in zen did they die? Yes
      Freeman didnt have an helmet did he die? No its the helmet fault

    • @Dev_N
      @Dev_N 4 года назад +63

      Pissed that the helmet is just a paintball helmet whit cover in the back

    • @senperj.williams1664
      @senperj.williams1664 4 года назад +45

      They ran out of money to make another helmet and gloves, And also A DAM BATTERY.

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 года назад +3284

    “Those all have one thing in common other than potential lawsuits, and that is how much I want to keep them away from my head”

    • @Endlesshorse64
      @Endlesshorse64 3 года назад +96

      *The black messa facility is OSHA approved and funded.*

    • @dudug_plays793
      @dudug_plays793 3 года назад +18

      @@Endlesshorse64 *insert HDTF gman black messa joke here*

    • @Endlesshorse64
      @Endlesshorse64 3 года назад +8

      *black mEssa.*

    • @JamesDoe1131
      @JamesDoe1131 3 года назад +36

      Black mesa gets 97% of its funding from the military and the military gets 97% of there funding from Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit

    • @anomalycenter1197
      @anomalycenter1197 3 года назад +8

      Yes, I didn't hear that in the video, thanks very much for repeating the same phrase

  • @MrMortull
    @MrMortull 8 лет назад +10568

    This is why Black Mesa employs mutes...

    • @SuperGarryGamer
      @SuperGarryGamer 6 лет назад +43

      First reply? HOW?!?!?!

    • @kustantin
      @kustantin 6 лет назад +24

      wow 1k likes 2 replies gg

    • @EssentiallyFalse
      @EssentiallyFalse 6 лет назад +127

      Gordon Freeman is not a mute, he has been confirmed to have had a phone call with one of the Black Mesa personnel.

    • @Anolaana
      @Anolaana 6 лет назад +15

      You should have a look at the satirical Freeman's Mind Machinima too then :)

    • @majinbros9971
      @majinbros9971 6 лет назад +8

      This is why he doesn't talk to anyone.

  • @fyka2902
    @fyka2902 5 лет назад +2938

    "Behold! Aperture Science's latest leap in personal protection! The HEV Helmet!"
    - Cave Johnson

    • @floating_goblin
      @floating_goblin 4 года назад +147

      I mean, it's implied and very possible that Aperture made the HEV suit to begin with...

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 года назад +110

      Do remember Black Mesa stoke ideas from aperture science so of course they made it first, just trying to make a more lighter suit

    • @aai404
      @aai404 3 года назад +19

      Or maybe, just the boats

    • @CodenameBolts
      @CodenameBolts 3 года назад +24

      @@aai404 And probably the Portal Technology

    • @cavejohnson4054
      @cavejohnson4054 3 года назад +77

      My bean counters say, we can save up to 20% if we don’t use helmets.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +1577

    absolutely nailed gordon's confidence in handling firearms. Dude goes from theoretical physicist to john rambo in the span of 3 short jumping puzzles

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 3 года назад +95

      I hate to "um, actually" you, but Black Mesa has a training course for HEV operators, which includes firearms training. Gordon being a capable marksman isn't that surprising.

    • @caesarsalad1336
      @caesarsalad1336 3 года назад +80

      @@tbotalpha8133 Then how did he manage to know exactly how the weapons functioned in half-life 2 if he never use them before? Especially the pulse-rifle? Maybe it's because he is *a highly trained professional*

    • @Lunarice98
      @Lunarice98 3 года назад +17

      @@caesarsalad1336 well seeing how "smart" ai companions are in 2 I'd reckon that gordon could figure it out. If they can do it so can he. (I haven't actually played 2 yet I'm trying to get through 1 but I hate "on a rail" so much it sucks my desire to play the game).

    • @xxplay64slayerxx93
      @xxplay64slayerxx93 3 года назад +11

      @@Lunarice98 mate if you didnt play half life 2 then you dont have much of a say here gordon immediately knows how exactly a pulse rifle works without even seeing a rebel fire it let alone receive any training of how that works and since you havent played half life 2 you probably dont know what a rebel is therefore you dont have much to argue with

    • @Lunarice98
      @Lunarice98 3 года назад +10

      @@xxplay64slayerxx93 wow gatekeeping a conversation.
      Sure I haven't played two but I have seen plenty of content for it. And I do know that gordon is employed by what appears to be a being of immense power that like to work behind the scenes. So it is possible that he was given the knowledge of how the weapons work. Because let's face it. It wouldn't be fun to not being able to use the weapon's of your enemy.

  • @grooselegacy
    @grooselegacy 2 года назад +519

    “Hazardous En.. Vironment suit- who did that?”
    “I voted against it”
    Best joke in the video lmao, this is an absolute classic

  • @enriqueabecerra
    @enriqueabecerra 8 лет назад +8414

    But... the dead scientists on Xen with H.E.V. suits are wearing helmets.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 6 лет назад +1084

      Sponnick they ran out of helmets

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +431

      No, there are some living scientists ( i dont really remember) and the fact gordon freeman is still alive whilst being in xen, without a helmet may i add. The dead scientists are most likely killed by the xenian wildlife, nihilanth forces such as alien grunt or vorts or that big head floating alien or starved to death

    • @fiercemushroom4840
      @fiercemushroom4840 6 лет назад +529

      fulcrum 29 - Nope, they definitely died from wearing helmets.

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 6 лет назад +219

      Fierce Mushroom helmets are dangerous. Just one killed my entire family. And because of how evolution works that means it destroyed all life on Earth besides me.

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 5 лет назад +244

      The devs have said that Gordon actually does have a Helmet, which is why you can take more than 1 jump from the Headcrabs, and has a HuD... Just for some reason they didn't show the Helmet when you got the suit.

  • @timsmith618
    @timsmith618 6 лет назад +1333

    If I rode a motorcycle wearing nothing but that suit, I'd be breaking the law in twenty states.
    DEAD.

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez 3 года назад +1371

    Gordon Freeman doesn't need a helmet from radioactive material.
    The radioactive material needs a helmet from Gordon Freeman!

    • @sweetgherkinz
      @sweetgherkinz 3 года назад +9

      Chuck Norris

    • @yeetmcskeet6872
      @yeetmcskeet6872 3 года назад +27

      Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly trained professional.

    • @JavaMR
      @JavaMR 3 года назад +7

      It's just brain cancer, you can live with that.

    • @alexc3504
      @alexc3504 3 года назад +6

      @@JavaMR I don't think you can live with that.

    • @roguezero3427
      @roguezero3427 3 года назад +5

      @@JavaMR I mean I guess you could, but you’d mostly have to be extremely lucky I guess

  • @irgendwer3610
    @irgendwer3610 2 года назад +302

    This guy's voice actually fits well Gordon Freeman, and the personality they gave Freeman was a good match too

  • @Kpiozero
    @Kpiozero 9 лет назад +1050

    That HEV suit looks so professionally made, and the head-crab almost looks like CGI. Seriously excellent job there.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +198

      Kpiozero Thanks! Glad our two weeks of work payed off!

    • @Canfsda
      @Canfsda 7 лет назад +45

      Damn, you made that in two weeks?

    • @Ghesh_Vargiet
      @Ghesh_Vargiet 4 года назад +23

      Door Monster the headcrab looks way better than some cgi I’ve seen recently

    • @Metalgearfox2000
      @Metalgearfox2000 4 года назад +19

      @@Ghesh_Vargiet that head crab is actually a plush .it's offcial

    • @ramiams862
      @ramiams862 Год назад +2

      @@DoorMonster more Half-Life content please !

  • @djsyntic
    @djsyntic 4 года назад +761

    here he's complaining about not having a helmet when Aperture only gives their test subjects boots.

    • @puppy0cam
      @puppy0cam 4 года назад +115

      They are very fancy, and very expensive boots.

    • @FIV7p
      @FIV7p 4 года назад +87

      but those boots, are, in fact, protect everything that can be hit. Turrets are NOT a part of a test.

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 года назад +37

      It can also strangely protect their head in case of jumping to a ceil

    • @yourladbrennen3130
      @yourladbrennen3130 4 года назад +35

      @@drmeduimant5066 maybe chell just flips around into the respective direction to brace herself against the impact? probs not technically possible, put looks kinda funny in your head.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 года назад

      69 likes lmao

  • @tomvandalen2212
    @tomvandalen2212 3 года назад +130

    "That's like 90% safe at most." Probably one of your more underrated lines

  • @AliAli-rh9fj
    @AliAli-rh9fj 4 года назад +394

    *Gordon talks*
    Me : Wait it's illegal

    • @theauditor1525
      @theauditor1525 3 года назад +3

      I mean if he didn't talk In the video it wouldn't make sense

    • @Mroziukz
      @Mroziukz 3 года назад +1

      @@theauditor1525 He doesn't talk in the half life series. Altough it's not really confirmned that Gordon is mute

    • @theauditor1525
      @theauditor1525 3 года назад

      @@Mroziukz dude I know that I play half life 1

    • @alexpops7241
      @alexpops7241 3 года назад

      @Schrabidium Agree. The same goes with gta 3

    • @neijrr
      @neijrr 2 года назад +1

      Gordon is *probably* talking in games, it's that we (player) can't hear it
      (Also from technical point, Gordon does "speak" in HL1 - all of recharge stations, med stations and soda machines audiofiles are attached to Gordon)

  • @maxwelljohnson6185
    @maxwelljohnson6185 7 лет назад +1993

    There is actually a helmet for those HEV suits, though Freeman for some reason does not have one.

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 7 лет назад +245

      There are, yes, but tbh, we never see whether he has a helmet or not (no, opposing force doesn't count)
      After all, he has to see the HUD somehow.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 лет назад +181

      Maxwell Johnson To be Honest, do you really want to cover up that beard?

    • @maxwelljohnson6185
      @maxwelljohnson6185 7 лет назад +92

      IkeFanBoy64 Too true. A glorious beard for a glorious man.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 лет назад +44

      Maxwell Johnson Or the ponytail Gordon had in the first game, if you played Black Mesa, they mentioned it

    • @ericmotta1
      @ericmotta1 7 лет назад +21

      gordon is 2cool4helmets

  • @KurohyoShinso
    @KurohyoShinso 6 лет назад +431

    BECAUSE IT ATTACKS *YOUR FREAKING HEAD*

    • @claude3608
      @claude3608 4 года назад +19

      Like Barney would say
      "It's your Pet, the Freaking Headhumper"

    • @Jackomojo
      @Jackomojo 3 года назад +4

      @@claude3608 I thought he always said Head Hopper

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub 4 года назад +55

    As soon as he lifts up the head crab and says “what is this?”
    Lost it...

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 3 года назад +25

    1:09 you really can't beat this quote

  • @Orb8Ter
    @Orb8Ter 9 лет назад +5003

    How are you going to clean your glasses if your wearing a helmet?

    • @ol1sk
      @ol1sk 9 лет назад +142

      Orb8Ter The same way scuba divers, jet pilots, and astronauts do

    • @RedSaint83
      @RedSaint83 9 лет назад +62

      ol1sk Wipers, right?

    • @readysetgo4607
      @readysetgo4607 8 лет назад +52

      +Orb8Ter or even worse, what if your stomach went wrong...

    • @gabem3593
      @gabem3593 7 лет назад +3

      Oh my gosh it's you

    • @Orb8Ter
      @Orb8Ter 7 лет назад +1

      Gabe M Oh yeah I remember this one cool stuff, Hello 😀

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 8 лет назад +2038

    You know, I'm pretty sure they have a HEV suit with a Helmet.

    • @Pepman256
      @Pepman256 8 лет назад +329

      +MURFGAMING1228 You're right, there actually is one. However, you only see it in the final Zen chapters of the game on the dead corpses.

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 лет назад +63

      Pepman
      I knew there was one. I never got a chance to play HL1 (born too late) and I don't think I'll ever be able to get it to run on my computer, but I know I've seen a model of the HEV suit with a helmet.

    • @Pepman256
      @Pepman256 8 лет назад +78

      MURFGAMING1228 I was late to the party too, but picked it up around a year ago on sale for about $2.50. Some of the best 12 hours of gameplay you can get anywhere. It doesn't take a beast of a PC to run either since it was made in '98.

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 лет назад +19

      Pepman
      It's not that I don't think I'll be able to run it fast enough, I just have Windows 10. I don't think a game from 1998 will run very well on Windows 10.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +259

      +MURFGAMING1228 Look up the independent source mod called "Black Mesa." It's the entire first game rebuilt from the ground up in the Source engine, and it's fantastic. You'll probably enjoy it more than the original version of the game anyway.

  • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
    @arthurpietrogarcia1057 2 года назад +19

    1:20 yeah the only reason you are number one is because your competitor is Aperture Science.

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 2 года назад +12

    0:47 "These suits never had helmets."
    Me: *Flashbacks to the fallen victims of Xen*

  • @PedroNogueiranunes
    @PedroNogueiranunes 7 лет назад +676

    I would approve this guy as Gordon Freeman on a movie. that's exactly how I think freeman would talk if he was dubbed

    • @WootmansayWOOT
      @WootmansayWOOT 7 лет назад +99

      Freemans mind is the perfect representation.

    • @franklee2222
      @franklee2222 7 лет назад +30

      Pedro Nogueira I personally prefer the Freeman's mind dude

    • @martindoyle1575
      @martindoyle1575 7 лет назад +14

      i prefer this one more than ross scott

    • @sting2death2
      @sting2death2 6 лет назад +17

      What I am liking is for this freeman (Ethan) to play as Gordon, with Ross Scott (Freeman's Mind) saying out-loud what he's thinking.

    • @davidstrife165
      @davidstrife165 6 лет назад +12

      Mix him with the Ross Scott version, and you have Gordon Freeman in a nutshell.

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy 9 лет назад +2998

    Baha! I enjoyed this.

  • @kesselsauer4441
    @kesselsauer4441 3 года назад +25

    _“If I rode on a motorcycle wearing only that suit, I'd be breaking the law in 20 states.”_

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 3 года назад +21

    I kept getting this recommended to me and kept ignoring it because I thought that I had seen it before, and I thought I remembered it being bad. No, it's actually amazing.

  • @coffeetext
    @coffeetext 8 лет назад +422

    The Gordon in this video actually makes a good point. We never actually see a helmet on the suit that Gordon wears, yet it seems that he is the only user without one, as the dead Lambda units sent out to Xen are seen wearing HEV Helmets.

    • @MilesPrower1992
      @MilesPrower1992 4 года назад +26

      Its implied that Gordon is wearing a helmet, despite his model not having one

    • @MilesPrower1992
      @MilesPrower1992 4 года назад +6

      @@handeksmet344 really? He had a head on all the promo art I've seen. Although, I havent seen him wearing a helmet.

    • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
      @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 4 года назад

      the head Peace on the original design is a hazmat style hood deployed from the neck
      vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/d/d1/HEV_scientist_model_old.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/220/height/220?cb=20090806215138&path-prefix=en

    • @generalfeeessh7764
      @generalfeeessh7764 4 года назад +15

      The suit might have an inbuilt helmet that can be switched of and also why on earth would they show in their art a guy with a helmet covering his face

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 4 года назад +4

      @@generalfeeessh7764 thats a good point

  • @JamookLuke
    @JamookLuke 8 лет назад +2000

    I just discovered this channel and I'm binge watching the hell outta it. You guys are absolutely hilarious, keep it up!

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 5 лет назад +40

    They gave a helmet to everyone else but no him
    Although the DEVs say he had a helmet, no where in the games or promotional material (including the front covers) display him having one.

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 3 года назад +2

      He should wear a helmet, juat don't bother modelling because it's in first person (they had a model for it tho)

    • @2-Way_Intersection
      @2-Way_Intersection 3 года назад +1

      cross and green from decay didnt have em either

    • @soursugar4867
      @soursugar4867 3 года назад

      The in-game models also don’t have them either

    • @ironguy366
      @ironguy366 3 года назад

      And in In OpFor and BS Gordon only wears glasses that for some reason stay clean and stuck on him

    • @SuperCityscan
      @SuperCityscan 2 года назад

      I guess a faceless protagonist wasn't an option, yet. So they made Gordon a face. They also made a thirdperson model because Deathmatch was a thing and they wanted a different model from a generic HEV guy.
      Op4, Decay and Blueshit all use that model or are slightly modified.
      At this point they don't really care. The HL1 HEV suit didn't have gloves too, but they were on the first-person model. Also, the promo art has a different design for his glove too.
      For HL2 they only did promo art. There is no thirdperson model.
      If we really want to take the games literally, we might as well agree that people who weren't turned into headcrab zombies are actually "immune" to a headcrab jumping on their head, except Alyx but she has grown out of it between the age of 19 and 24.
      Gordon developed short distance telekinetic powers during that 20 years in statis.
      Citizens without any body armour can eat bullets and move fine after that.
      HECU soldiers are so dumb, if they don't see anyone but get shot in the arm, they just take the bullet.
      HECU soldiers can produce radio sounds and distortions with only their mouths.

  • @jeffreyjohnson6584
    @jeffreyjohnson6584 4 года назад +9

    2:15 FREAKING HEAD!!!

  • @kleinthegreat6869
    @kleinthegreat6869 6 лет назад +200

    Just so people will know, the suits have a helmet. When going to Xen you can find alot of dead people wearing the suit with a helmet.
    Why Freemans did not have a helmet i dont really know.

    • @MagicCardboardBox
      @MagicCardboardBox 3 года назад +32

      Can't adjust his glasses

    • @ClassifiedGamez
      @ClassifiedGamez 3 года назад +39

      In game and promo art Gordon dosent wear the helmet but this is just for recognizeability if Gordon were a sensible person like is implied he wears the helmet when needed like when swimming in radioactive material or water or near things that cause radiation and takes it off when he doesn't need it

    • @kaiqueduarte8876
      @kaiqueduarte8876 3 года назад +30

      It's just the model of the suit that doesn't have a helmet. But Freeman does use one. That's why you can see the boot-up sequence and the entire hud

    • @wootboi7603
      @wootboi7603 3 года назад +3

      @@kaiqueduarte8876 explain csgo

    • @expressnumber
      @expressnumber 3 года назад +2

      @@wootboi7603 contact lenses 0.o

  • @LordSusaga
    @LordSusaga 6 лет назад +76

    "Oh, hey, Greg, was it?"
    "No"
    *Rolls*
    "My name is Greg!"

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 3 года назад +2

      Rolled a 20 on persuasion I see, very powerful ability.
      I once knew a guy who, through various homebrewed buffs, managed to roll a total of 57 on a persuasion check to convince a god that he (the god) didn't exist.

  • @RoyalBananaYT
    @RoyalBananaYT 3 года назад +9

    Half life’s plot be like : 1:14

  • @ORestart
    @ORestart 4 года назад +198

    Everyone saying the suit actually have a helmet... then how the NPCs recognize Freeman?

    • @RafaelMartins-zh6kf
      @RafaelMartins-zh6kf 3 года назад +27

      "No. No. No.. He got a point"

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 3 года назад +41

      Gordon Freeman specifically doesn't wear the helmet because he can't wear his glasses inside the helmet without complications (imagine them slipping off and being unable to adjust them because your face is enclosed in a helmet) and Black Mesa never got around to making a prescription strength visor for him.

    • @RafaelMartins-zh6kf
      @RafaelMartins-zh6kf 3 года назад +52

      @@ashtongiertz8728 Black Mesa an facility that can spend around 10.000.000$ per day to make a new revolutionary invention that can change humanity but can't create helment visors for Gordon

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 3 года назад +20

      @@RafaelMartins-zh6kf yes

    • @cackers4752
      @cackers4752 3 года назад +4

      @Articlaws True. Valve never gave closure on Collette and Gina from Decay. They were the only other HEV suit wearers.

  • @FreiNrg
    @FreiNrg 8 лет назад +3082

    No helmet, but I would still rather work for Black Mesa than Aperture Science and its homicidal AI with its false promise of post testing cake.
    Liked

    • @VORP125
      @VORP125 7 лет назад +52

      I would live in Aperture Science :D

    • @thegamingnerdcosplayandstu8150
      @thegamingnerdcosplayandstu8150 7 лет назад +29

      FreiNrg just don't screw up at black Mesa and you're good

    • @soupcake3092
      @soupcake3092 7 лет назад +72

      Untill they accidentally trigger an alien invasion.
      (didn't see any head-crabs in portal, just sayin)

    • @cdz3210
      @cdz3210 7 лет назад +15

      FreiNrg fuck it, aperture fixtures for me

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 7 лет назад +12

      The like is a lie.

  • @Sasquench
    @Sasquench 9 лет назад +619

    The HEV suit and headcrab turned out really well! What did you use for the suit?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +227

      Sasquatch At His Computer It's made out of those puzzle-piece-shaped floor mats you sometimes find in children's play rooms. Heat makes it really easy to mold, so you can bend it into whatever shape you want and basically fuse two pieces together with only hot glue.

    • @pittafterhours
      @pittafterhours 9 лет назад +13

      ***** Wow.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 9 лет назад +83

      +White Lightning HQ So, to put it in a more over-the-top way, you were clothed in the joy of children? Seems like adequate protection symbolically. Prob'ly not physically, though.

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 7 лет назад +17

      I really enjoyed Half-Life as a child so I guess that's scarily accurate

    • @KullyKiat
      @KullyKiat 6 лет назад +6

      I would assume EVA foam

  • @user-pp5oh9ee1k
    @user-pp5oh9ee1k 4 года назад +166

    The HEV suit does have a helmet, it’s just gordan doesn’t use it for some reason. “The suit also features an optional helmet, as seen on various HEV-enclosed corpses dotted around Xen, mainly at the ruined research camp seen in Blue Shift. Although, when Freeman is spotted in Opposing Force, he enters Xen through the portal without wearing a helmet“ - half life wiki. So it’s actually Gordon freeman who is the idiot.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 4 года назад +28

      Gordon is such a diva, he takes the helmet off every time his picture is taken.

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 3 года назад +9

      Maybe his glasses pose a problem when enclosed inside of a helmet where adjusting them is impossible.

    • @lexso28
      @lexso28 3 года назад +7

      We saw a full suit at the beggining of the game, you damn well know that the helmet wasnt there, maybe gordon has an older model or some shit? idk

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 3 года назад +7

      @@lexso28 Gordon is wearing the latest version (mark IV). Told by the scientist (either hl1 or blue shift or BMS) that the mark III had comfort issues

    • @lexso28
      @lexso28 3 года назад +4

      @@wibs0n68 Well, maybe mark III had a helmet but mark IV doesnt?

  • @conradflanagan5003
    @conradflanagan5003 5 лет назад +6

    1:34 guess he didn't get a 20 on his Charisma check.

  • @LedoCool1
    @LedoCool1 7 лет назад +157

    Actually other HEV suits had helmets and, if I remember right, Gordon has a helmet in his locker right by the HEV suit station. He's just to beardy to wear it.

    • @DatMysticalPyro
      @DatMysticalPyro 6 лет назад +17

      Nah Gordon doesn't have one in his locker.

    • @cosmo8860
      @cosmo8860 6 лет назад +4

      LedoCool1 gordom has a goate not a beard

    • @fizz8287
      @fizz8287 4 года назад +6

      i played through HL again today and can confirm, no helmet in locker

  • @Faxanadu_
    @Faxanadu_ 9 лет назад +98

    There's always that one major, glaring flaw in video game 'armor'..but oh god this skit was hilarious xD

  • @JapiCustoms
    @JapiCustoms 4 года назад +7

    1:41 Men that headcrap looks so Hollywood

  • @TheRPGChick
    @TheRPGChick 5 лет назад +21

    So this has existed for four years already and I had no idea... 0_0

  • @sufficient4834
    @sufficient4834 7 лет назад +293

    this is why hl3 never happened

  • @Kinyek
    @Kinyek 7 лет назад +178

    We should ban crabs.

    • @franklee2222
      @franklee2222 7 лет назад +15

      SkyFox and denounce Venice

    • @Supermegamanuel01
      @Supermegamanuel01 7 лет назад +7

      Frank Lee And do something abouth Ghandi

    • @boopboop3663
      @boopboop3663 7 лет назад +6

      And get whales.

    • @cayde-6452
      @cayde-6452 5 лет назад +1

      trump we need to bild a wall aruond the sea to keep crabs out

    • @WalkinStereotype
      @WalkinStereotype 5 лет назад

      Crabs are people, clams are people. Legit or quit.

  • @shitongoogle1132
    @shitongoogle1132 2 года назад +4

    1:25 that fly that landed on Gordon got teleported to Xen

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 3 года назад +4

    6 years later this is still gold.

  • @scp-0497
    @scp-0497 6 лет назад +8

    1:50 here you can something say
    HELP GOD HELP HELP ME

  • @daz211
    @daz211 5 лет назад +5

    0:01 I'm willing to bet that scratched out number is relevant to the series somehow...

  • @FurryGram
    @FurryGram 4 года назад +6

    It's even funnier if you take into account that the hev-corpses in Xen had helmets

  • @westingtyler1
    @westingtyler1 4 года назад +4

    0:30 not to mention, iirc at the beginning of the game the intercom says "IMMEDIATE OPENINGS available in the areas of Anomalous Materials." Which suggests some people in that section SUDDENLY are gone. probably dead.

    • @Fosteringcat
      @Fosteringcat Год назад +2

      I believe the immediate openings are because of the scientists that died in xen.

  • @INeedAttentionEXE
    @INeedAttentionEXE 4 года назад +4

    This was such a well written, and well thought out sketch. I don't see this talent enough on RUclips.

  • @obsidianskin9502
    @obsidianskin9502 9 лет назад +224

    i love this channel so much

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +78

      ObsidianSkin We love you too.

    • @hotdonkey3801
      @hotdonkey3801 8 лет назад +3

      That goatie is a nice touch and this is my new favorite channel

    • @vanguardian1368
      @vanguardian1368 7 лет назад

      ObsidianSkin totally mot gay uh?

  • @grimshock6983
    @grimshock6983 5 лет назад +17

    Hazardous
    Environment
    Vehicle
    Yeah I don’t really get the vehicle part, but it does increase speed

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 3 года назад

      It’s like 1 of those newt suits that divers wear.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 2 года назад

      Considering all the weapons you end up carrying with no loss of movement, it is safe to say it is a powered suit. Which does make it a vehicle.

    • @whirl3690
      @whirl3690 Год назад

      I like to imagine that the V stands for vestment

  • @nicolasloayza9452
    @nicolasloayza9452 3 года назад +6

    Now I understand why valve made him quiet.

  • @joshuaschluter6802
    @joshuaschluter6802 6 лет назад +20

    "If I wore that suit on a motorcycle, I'd be breaking the law in 20 states, ..."
    I believe Gorden actually rides a motorcycle in one of the games in that suit.

    • @SomeDemoMain
      @SomeDemoMain 3 года назад +4

      Vehicles used by Dr. Gordon Freeman
      Black Mesa Materials Transport Tram (HL1)
      Airboat (HL2)
      Scout Car (HL2)
      Muscle Car (HL2:EP2)
      Nowhere does Gordon Freeman *EVER* use a motorcycle.

    • @tracey8121
      @tracey8121 3 года назад +1

      @@SomeDemoMain Gmod: Anything.
      Literally anything.

    • @cackers4752
      @cackers4752 3 года назад +1

      I think that Mitchell rode one in Hunt Down The Freeman, but that still isn't Gordon. Plus, Hunt Down The Freeman isn't a real game, just an insult to Half-Life.

    • @Mr.Twilight1
      @Mr.Twilight1 2 года назад

      @@tracey8121 gmod isn't a half-life game

    • @Mr.Twilight1
      @Mr.Twilight1 2 года назад

      Believe me or not but gordon's original name in beta was ivan the space biker and he looked like a biker

  • @pittafterhours
    @pittafterhours 9 лет назад +19

    That bushy beard really fits you, Kyle.

  • @UnrelatedAntonym
    @UnrelatedAntonym 4 года назад +11

    BMRF: "We know how to use safety equipment."
    OSHA: *laughter*

  • @memedude8303
    @memedude8303 3 года назад +5

    This is why i like the freeman’s mind canon that his helmet is usually always there but some asshat stole it

  • @jarthur4707
    @jarthur4707 9 лет назад +34

    Great video as always guys! These gaming comedy sketches are by far my favorite content you put out.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +9

      Jared Arthur You're in luck - we should have game sketches for the next 3 weeks or so!

    • @jarthur4707
      @jarthur4707 9 лет назад +1

      Sweet! :D

    • @noahedlen8053
      @noahedlen8053 6 лет назад

      After many years in development the third comment was worth the weight

  • @robracer97
    @robracer97 9 лет назад +21

    Gordon talking? Gasp!
    Nice vid guys!

  • @johnbagley8211
    @johnbagley8211 4 года назад +4

    Hands down the best thing on youtube ever.

  • @Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--
    @Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers-- 3 месяца назад +2

    At this point you're just wearing metallic pyjamas

  • @NathanDarkson984
    @NathanDarkson984 8 лет назад +21

    Half Life 1 in a nutshell

  • @MatheusHenrique-gw4yh
    @MatheusHenrique-gw4yh 6 лет назад +68

    that beard is just as real as Hl3

    • @cayde-6452
      @cayde-6452 5 лет назад +1

      true dat

    • @cackers4752
      @cackers4752 3 года назад

      We should be expecting Half-Life 3 in about 2-3 years. The Source 2 engine has already been developed, so they just need some new models and a new story.

    • @MGSncB
      @MGSncB 3 года назад

      The beard is more real, actually.

    • @Ijdtm7
      @Ijdtm7 3 года назад

      @@kyestar88 half life Alyx is not hl3 but the half life alyx post credits scene has confirmed a new game

  • @davidnighten5553
    @davidnighten5553 4 года назад +1

    I'm dying XD the dialogue is so perfectly written and delivered

  • @Thomas-fz9xw
    @Thomas-fz9xw Год назад

    Still coming back to this every few months, just due to how funny it is. I remember the very first time I watched it, suddenly losing it and laughing my ass off when he goes "what is this?"

  • @BOLL7708
    @BOLL7708 9 лет назад +26

    The HEV suit did have a helmet, even seen later in the game :P But I guess Freeman just didn't get one... he does have a graphical HUD though...

    • @superfamilyallosauridae6505
      @superfamilyallosauridae6505 9 лет назад +4

      Andreas Aronsson They remembered to add a HUD(probably with a contact or his glasses) but forgot to give him or even make a helmet. So much logic that has died to see this joke.

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername 4 года назад +1

      Could be that the helmet is built-in

  • @RealBrainbug
    @RealBrainbug 6 лет назад +6

    The acting and timing is on point! VERY WELL DONE!

  • @Space64
    @Space64 4 года назад +4

    God this video aged amazingly

  • @pendragonshall
    @pendragonshall 5 лет назад +1

    This video should have so many more views. The comedic timing is classic

  • @SSGTstealth
    @SSGTstealth 8 лет назад +47

    where did you get the head crab? i want one.

    • @diedbadly
      @diedbadly 8 лет назад +5

      +The Collective i think they made it and the HEV suit themselves

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 6 лет назад +7

      Probably on the Planet(?) Xen

    • @Robbie32
      @Robbie32 4 года назад

      So there was a time before you got into character XD

    • @thetreedemoknight4827
      @thetreedemoknight4827 4 года назад

      take advice from Dr. Isaac Kleiner, he knows.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 7 лет назад +12

    Well at least they aren't intentionally trying to kill him for science like at Aperture.

  • @amaruqlonewolf3350
    @amaruqlonewolf3350 10 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my word, 8 years have passed already? I remember seeing this way back and I was just getting into Half-Life.

  • @anthonyellis40
    @anthonyellis40 2 года назад +1

    Funny. This showed up in my recommended a couple hours after I watched a video called "Does Gordon Freeman Wear a Helmet?"
    How fitting. I love it.

  • @SirMethos
    @SirMethos 4 года назад +3

    The ending cracks me up, every single time ^^

  • @redstonecircuitoffunmc913
    @redstonecircuitoffunmc913 3 года назад +3

    the scientist: *gives freeman a H.E.V without an helmet*
    also freeman: here a headcrab, for revenge

  • @dovel1000
    @dovel1000 4 года назад

    I love this bit! I come back every month or so to watch it.

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall 7 месяцев назад +1

    Expected the hole to be the elevator shaft. Would’ve been perfect for the “Gateway to hell” joke.

  • @jeffreyjohnson6584
    @jeffreyjohnson6584 4 года назад +4

    Turn On Subtitles And Go To "2:00"

  • @XZenon
    @XZenon 7 лет назад +3

    Cave Johnson: "Ha!"

  • @ranger_1472
    @ranger_1472 5 лет назад

    Shame I found this video 4 years late, great video!

  • @SteigerHSV
    @SteigerHSV 10 месяцев назад

    8 years later and it is still gold

  • @hackprogIT
    @hackprogIT 9 лет назад +6

    This channel doesnt get enough attetion only 1 thousands viewers? Gotta loop this video :)

  • @isekaiexpress9450
    @isekaiexpress9450 5 лет назад +32

    The combination of Badass Beard with Glasses has the same properties as the HEV helmet.
    Let it be the thousanth comment.

  • @captainbackflash
    @captainbackflash 4 года назад

    Just found this. Its four years old, but still gold!

  • @MrSherbert
    @MrSherbert 3 года назад +2

    "the suits have never had helmets" tell that to the dead bodies in the borderworld

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 лет назад +4

    Can i just point out the magnificence of Gordon’s beard?

  • @alluurpo
    @alluurpo 7 лет назад +62

    Hahaha hilarious, nice one :D

  • @THEDoctorScientist101
    @THEDoctorScientist101 3 года назад +1

    I may or may not have accidentally spilled coffee on the HEV Blueprints after we made the first few ones and not have a backup.

  • @ryoma107
    @ryoma107 4 года назад +1

    i'm so glad i found this video its great

  • @kingkaza
    @kingkaza 4 года назад +5

    If i remember he dose have a helmet depending which model your looking at

  • @tnonname828
    @tnonname828 4 года назад +5

    They do have helmets, that’s why head crabs don’t attach and others with suits have helmets when you see their dead corpses

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 4 года назад

      Head crabs can still attach to your head like the combine and Barneys

    • @tnonname828
      @tnonname828 4 года назад

      Batken pre 52 52 probably could be summed up by the quality of hardware.

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 4 года назад

      @@tnonname828 well I get that but they still can the combines outfits are much better and the carbs can still take control like the gas mask marines they actually just eat the helmet off similar to face hugger's

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 4 года назад

      @@tnonname828 but I do get your point I honestly just like how cool the helmets look

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey 2 года назад

    Thank you for bringing justice to the ten minutes or so I spent swearing at finding the dudes with hev suit and helmet combo

  • @taurusdengaming4586
    @taurusdengaming4586 2 года назад

    This was gold. Thank you 💚

  • @LGLFanTeam12
    @LGLFanTeam12 5 лет назад +12

    1/10 Freeman need to keep himself silent.

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 4 года назад

      Well he's a theoretical physicist but yeah sure why not

  • @obsuser3410
    @obsuser3410 3 года назад +6

    This video itself is a bruh moment

  • @peezleweezley
    @peezleweezley 6 месяцев назад +1

    There is plenty of canon art and dead scientist HEV models in HL1 showing that it does have a helmet.

  • @stupakoopa_3987
    @stupakoopa_3987 2 года назад +1

    "If I rode a motorcycle wearing that I'd be breaking the law in 20 states"