FTL: Use the Doors

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 1,3 тыс.

  • @bwehbweh8330
    @bwehbweh8330 9 лет назад +9315

    If you have power over the doors and the pause button you have power over time and space.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +1589

      +Ryan Coulbeck And still I die...

    • @asj3419
      @asj3419 8 лет назад +207

      Did you just say win and kesterel in the same sentence?

    • @MasterNecrosis
      @MasterNecrosis 8 лет назад +50

      +Sod Alfredsod yes, yes I did.

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 8 лет назад +41

      +Ryan Coulbeck you mean time and k (space isn't the pause button)

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 8 лет назад +12

      Ryan Coulbeck *spacetime, not time and space.

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 8 лет назад +8858

    Luke: "Captain, they've taken over the door control room."
    Captain: "Abandon ship!"

    • @jameskalin5685
      @jameskalin5685 8 лет назад +417

      I fucking hate when the enemy hacks the doors system, it's caused me to lose a battle or 2

    • @GameArchiver
      @GameArchiver 8 лет назад +54

      james kalin Yeah it sucks.

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 8 лет назад +228

      Or when you open the doors and they wreck the O2.

    • @jammywafer
      @jammywafer 7 лет назад +43

      one thing i do is either a. hack their oxygen and drain its then launch missile at it then when they break through doors and stop fire if any and start fixing i wait to the doors re close mind control the guy repairing and rince and repeat second tactic using doors

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 7 лет назад +168

      How can you abandon the ship if the enemy controls the doors?

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 5 лет назад +2661

    That coffee cup added an incredible amount of engagement to this sketch. Every time the ship “shook” Kyle took action to prevent his drink from spilling. I think this made the shake effect a lot less cheesy than typical Star Trek impact reactions.

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 4 года назад +71

      I agree. I shall have to remember that.

    • @hollowlive690
      @hollowlive690 2 года назад +29

      “Coffee” cup

    • @onieli
      @onieli Год назад +11

      "there's no coffee on this ship"

    • @wuguxiandi9413
      @wuguxiandi9413 Год назад +10

      ​@onigiri8588 there are no aliens on this ship either.

    • @hauntedhoody2976
      @hauntedhoody2976 Год назад +10

      @@onielijudging by the fact that its clear and he’s acting kind of drunk, i t hink its vodka

  • @ducksunlimited1995
    @ducksunlimited1995 8 лет назад +7186

    "They shot at us..."
    "The galactic standard greeting, of course!"

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +103

      I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "S" and ending in "1".

    • @amrojjeh
      @amrojjeh 8 лет назад +93

      I can't think of a word that ends with 1.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +101

      Amr Ojjeh​ Spaceball 1.

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 7 лет назад +12

      Is there a 2?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 лет назад +20

      Guilherme Sabino Sadly no.

  • @josephdouglas5242
    @josephdouglas5242 8 лет назад +6373

    Silly Skywalker, don't you know it's a bad idea to try and mutiny the man who controls the doors? He basically controls space itself.

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад +92

      And he has the Clokgöbakwürz as well, so he controls time and time travel too.

    • @moldy4824
      @moldy4824 6 лет назад +52

      Clock goes backwards.

    • @hip2besquare632
      @hip2besquare632 5 лет назад +16

      THE TRIAL OF DOORS

    • @caltheuntitled8021
      @caltheuntitled8021 4 года назад +10

      Eric Miret 2 years late, but it’s the time machine from self fulfilling idiocy 2

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 4 года назад +4

      i mean, he's not wong, but in the same logic i control his universe with the play/pause button

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 8 лет назад +3261

    "You are no longer in charge!... CAPTAIN!!!"
    Glad to see Luke gained authority for all of 1 second before returning the authoritative power back to the captain.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +56

      what good is authority if you die

    • @Paltse
      @Paltse 5 лет назад +31

      @@isaiahf-d846 If you get godhood and buried by the state, at least according to one roman woman it is better than groveling and living.

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 5 лет назад +14

      He never had it in the first place

    • @FarrTheFox
      @FarrTheFox 4 года назад +3

      Don't you mean he gave authorization back to the Doors!

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 года назад +8

      It got sucked out of Luke like the oxygen from his lungs

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 7 лет назад +4998

    a year later and they're now the Door Monsters. Ha.

  • @Riccool
    @Riccool 7 лет назад +478

    "are you dead?"
    "no, but.."
    "SUCCES"
    killed me

  • @dathouse2818
    @dathouse2818 7 лет назад +1433

    Are they dead? Yes. Are you dead? No. Success! and that face is amazing

  • @RitsuCurisu
    @RitsuCurisu 8 лет назад +3435

    I love the part with "my crippling debt to the space academy"-etc and the laughter being quickcut into crying. Haha, that's good stuff!

    • @FeCyrineu
      @FeCyrineu 7 лет назад +102

      Haha, I agree, haha, hahaha, ha, ha... ha... ha...

    • @Baarogue
      @Baarogue 7 лет назад +98

      God, I effing lost it at that. These guys are quickly becoming my new favorite RUclips skit channel.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 лет назад +284

      woo!

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад +33

      It took less than two days for them to become my favourite RUclips skit channel, and just one of my favourite channels overall. (Yes, favourite with a "u". I'm Australian, and we use the British English spelling for most words as opposed to the American English spelling.)

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 7 лет назад +5

      Could also be interpreted as him crying from having spilled coffee over his arm.

  • @aapjew18
    @aapjew18 8 лет назад +1382

    He who controls the doors, controls the ship

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 лет назад +64

      And he who controls the ship, conquers the doors.

    • @macstrong1284
      @macstrong1284 7 лет назад +34

      Additionally, he who conquers the mighty door, reigns over space itself.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 лет назад +20

      McKeand Strong We must construct additional doors!

    • @macstrong1284
      @macstrong1284 7 лет назад +9

      Ahhhhh! It seems the addition of yet more doors has only made the situation more severe! Somebody save us!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 лет назад +4

      McKeand Strong The first two comments in this little thread are best read in Kane's voice... don't you agree. Also Door Control bomb defused and Door Control is back under allied control.

  • @Morkelfan
    @Morkelfan 5 лет назад +223

    "Use the doors, Luke" Kyle's face when he says that is one of my favourite expressions any actor has ever made.

    • @jeremykothe2847
      @jeremykothe2847 2 года назад

      I had to give you the 69th upvote for that, criminally low even if nice. That "yeah I said that" face was perfection

  • @jamesh1866
    @jamesh1866 7 лет назад +3268

    You can see when he splashes his drink that it is clear. So it is either water or spirits.

    • @Berkpolat121
      @Berkpolat121 7 лет назад +113

      oh shit, sherlock?

    • @toastofcatbread3207
      @toastofcatbread3207 7 лет назад +594

      "There is no coffee on this ship."

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 7 лет назад +251

      Could be gasoline.

    • @mintquat1694
      @mintquat1694 7 лет назад +268

      Could be bleach. Or lighter fluid. Or sprite. You never know.

    • @grassyfield5209
      @grassyfield5209 7 лет назад +23

      I think it might be coffee...

  • @dddmemaybe
    @dddmemaybe 4 года назад +656

    "I have very strong doors." A sentiment every dm says before the Strength 36 Ogre Barbarian PC pulls out an adamantine shovel and digs around the door like this was minecraft.

    • @yipyipyipi
      @yipyipyipi 4 года назад +61

      Okay so you make the check and.... Yeah, so in three hours you emerge to the other side. There is a wizard waiting with a readied action, so before you go, roll a will save. Yeah super high DC, he already cast all his buff spells. So you are feebleminded, and are basically a potato. With the meathead out of the fight, everyone else roll initiative... What? No, I dont think you'll be fine because you "have a teleport left". He was able to shield the area from that. How? Ritual spell, takes one hour, which he had three of.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 4 года назад +42

      @@yipyipyipi This sounds like Cave Johnson as a DM. That line "He was able to shield the area from that. How? Ritual spell, takes one hour, which he had three of." I can audibly hear JK Simmons saying that.

    • @yipyipyipi
      @yipyipyipi 4 года назад +39

      @@Vonias ... Alright, he goes. The wizard casts "conjure lemon" and you take... 64 points of damage. What? Oh he has a feat. He can turn lemons of any kind into grenades. So conjure lemon, usually a worthless cantrip, is essentially an unlimited fireball for him. No, it's not cheating, it's science.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 4 года назад +11

      @@yipyipyipi Caroline, can you check my plot synopsis? I think this idiot went to the wrong city.

    • @TheCorsair444
      @TheCorsair444 4 года назад +11

      @@yipyipyipi fyi casting feeblemind on a barbarian is a very bad idea, congrats you wasted extremely powerful magic on making the angry dumb guy even dumber but no less angry.

  • @Skyblade12
    @Skyblade12 3 года назад +114

    "Take Garrus and Riker, and get to your positions."
    The question is, does the REST of the crew know that they've been renamed?

    • @ryanbarham8464
      @ryanbarham8464 3 месяца назад +2

      Pretty sure he's referring to the title, "Garrison," Ryker.

  • @Commandelicious
    @Commandelicious 8 лет назад +1205

    Best voice acting ever.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +343

      That was James Bowman! He's one of our old animator friends from Newgrounds. He was also Aristotle in our "Science Victory" video.

    • @Commandelicious
      @Commandelicious 8 лет назад +62

      Some people are just gifted :)

  • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
    @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 лет назад +695

    1:29 "Don't say doors-"
    "I have very strong doors."
    I've watched this about five times and I just caught that!

    • @bobross9581
      @bobross9581 5 лет назад +13

      .... I don't get the inside joke

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +14

      ??? you mean you never heard him say don't say doors or is there a inside joke I'm missing?

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 лет назад +3

      @@isaiahf-d846 i guess just because of the channel name?

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +1

      @@kentknightofcaelin4537 maybe

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 года назад

      Is this a sex joke or something

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 8 лет назад +1386

    Plot Twist: The boarders were Lanius.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 8 лет назад +15

      No they were Mantises

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 8 лет назад +97

      ***** I'm saying that the door trick doesn't work every time.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 8 лет назад +10

      RRW
      Well you can still use the doors to stall them ^^

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 8 лет назад +42

      ***** Which is the exact opposite of what he was doing, hence the joke.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 8 лет назад +7

      RRW
      If they were Laniusses, he would've done so. XD

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 8 лет назад +748

    Just clone them back and make them watch their own dead body float away into space.

    • @ZeroNovember
      @ZeroNovember 8 лет назад +29

      That'll learn ya.

    • @samuelescobedo1257
      @samuelescobedo1257 8 лет назад +72

      But medical and cloning bays are mutually exclusive systems.

    • @callumstaras4116
      @callumstaras4116 8 лет назад +79

      duck tape them together

    • @MJRSoap
      @MJRSoap 8 лет назад +27

      That would cost 200 scrap and your playing CE

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 2 года назад +1

      At the cost of losing experience after death?

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 7 лет назад +559

    2:38 "My god that is brilliant"
    I just freaking love that delivery!

    • @HeckleJeckle87
      @HeckleJeckle87 6 лет назад +26

      Luke you're promoted!

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +15

      @@HeckleJeckle87 no I'm using the rocket and you're not in charge

  • @iSaintRichie23
    @iSaintRichie23 8 лет назад +627

    "Close the blast doors"
    "Open the blast doors - open the blast doors!"

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 7 лет назад +2118

    This is some good shit.

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 года назад +28

      RIMMY?!

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 года назад +20

      blueninja012 yeah it’s a common occurrence when you’re a comment historian/curator. By this age he most likely was at least in the 1.2k comment per videos.

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 года назад +3

      Fucking rimmy you comment on nearly every vid I watch dammit

    • @tunderstorm2769
      @tunderstorm2769 4 года назад +2

      hi bro

    • @KinguIsGreat
      @KinguIsGreat 4 года назад +2

      RIMMYYYYYYUYYYY

  • @TrueLimeyhoney
    @TrueLimeyhoney 8 лет назад +716

    These guys have mastered the art of final lines.

    • @bmoore4313
      @bmoore4313 7 лет назад +14

    • @doxazo5512
      @doxazo5512 6 лет назад +16

      It's called a punchline

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 6 лет назад +19

      No, it's called a doorline

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +3

      @@samsonguy10k well that's one monster of a door line

  • @schutes
    @schutes 8 лет назад +414

    "Go away..." If only that worked in FTL

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 2 года назад +5

      @@pixel0048 This man doesn't upgrade his doors.

  • @Clawdragoons
    @Clawdragoons 5 лет назад +60

    "Luke, listen carefully, they will try to break into the medbay to escape the deoxygenated shield room. What I want you to do is to enter the shield room. Yes, with all four of them. Okay have you entered the room? Now go back into the medbay before they can shoot you. Okay now back into the shield room. Now back into the medbay. Now the shield roo-Luke, I know what I'm doing, trust me on this, get back in that shield room this instant. And then next instant go back to the medbay. Oh, oh they shot you? I guess you didn't get out of the shield room quick enough, now who's fault is that? Anyway just keep that pattern up for a minute or two, I don't feel like having any of the other crew have to be distracted."

  • @Adamantium9001
    @Adamantium9001 5 лет назад +77

    "According to your contract, I can rename you whenever I want without your consent." Not even into the main bit and I've already lost it XD.

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 2 года назад +1

      Should've read the fine print

  • @Delta-mo6hn
    @Delta-mo6hn 8 лет назад +277

    "Use the doors, luke, *use the doors!" "trust in the doors, luke."

  • @cyber1ifeconnor
    @cyber1ifeconnor 3 года назад +59

    the " theres no coffee on this ship" and the "well theres no aliens either" remark killed me XD

  • @KappaKiller108
    @KappaKiller108 4 года назад +27

    0:51
    I love the little expression here, he's so unconcerned about the explosion but VERY happy his coffee didn't spill

  • @1srtBass
    @1srtBass 9 лет назад +213

    FTL is most fu when somebody else is playing for you. that way, you can stand behind him and yell "TARGET THE ENGINE ROOM!!" and all that fancy stuff.. the immersion is real, i tell ya!

    • @amluxgaming
      @amluxgaming 9 лет назад +26

      And yell "DIVERT ALL POWER TO THE SHIELDS" "CHARGE THE GLACE BEAM" And stuff like that.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 8 лет назад +14

      +amlux gaming HURRY THERES A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP, HERE ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!!

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 8 лет назад +4

      +amlux gaming HURRY THERES A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS OUR HELP, HERE ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP!!

  • @TriCobaltGmg
    @TriCobaltGmg 8 лет назад +1095

    aaaand subscribed, i dont even play ftl much anymore. this is hilarious

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +195

      Thanks and welcome!

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 7 лет назад +24

      Same here! You earned this subscription.

  • @duckdictator6531
    @duckdictator6531 7 лет назад +756

    this is one of my favorite DM skits

    • @jeremykothe2847
      @jeremykothe2847 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah the performance here is 100%.

    • @Wesley-ki8lk
      @Wesley-ki8lk 5 лет назад +8

      @@weezards1014 he merely opened the door for more comments on this comment chain

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 года назад

      Throws iron flask that contains a dream larva and nopes out from the mess

  • @Scattertom
    @Scattertom 9 лет назад +615

    Needs more doors.

    • @MrMinerGuy142
      @MrMinerGuy142 9 лет назад +12

      +Alexander Freyr Every tile of wall needs a door! NOW!

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 8 лет назад +14

      One does not simply walk into more doors.

    • @kanoslayer2735
      @kanoslayer2735 8 лет назад +2

      +Rayram AureanBlue Brilliant!!!

    • @kanoslayer2735
      @kanoslayer2735 8 лет назад +2

      +Rayram AureanBlue Brilliant!!!

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 8 лет назад +2

      +Rayram AureanBlue Someone just got promoted.

  • @light9808
    @light9808 5 лет назад +139

    "Use the doors luke"
    That killed me

  • @iliketea9122
    @iliketea9122 2 года назад +44

    your sketches never get old even 6 years later. Love coming back and watching them, been a wonderful time following y'all throughout the years

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 2 года назад +2

      Same , i still play the game from time to time , i wish it was for android like it is for apple , but the good old steam version on steam share on phone works too ... a little slower and with bluetooth keyboard from logitech with incorporated mouse pad , and you are golden ... i also come back to this video each time it os recommended to me by YT , somehow it knows when i need some Door Monster FTL skit nostalgia injection.

  • @BeastlyMussel61
    @BeastlyMussel61 7 лет назад +128

    how to put down a mutiny 101

  • @cooltv2776
    @cooltv2776 8 лет назад +163

    me and my friends played a game which was described to be FTL but first person and multiplayer. we were attacked and our ship was on fire. naturally my first thought was open all the doors. when I learned you couldnt do this I went to the teleporter, teleported myself onto the hostile ship and gave up.
    once on a rock ship playthrough a fire broke out and my doors system was destroyed. the obvious solution? use a breach bomb and make a new door in the room.
    just found this channel and... oh... ive been watching your videos for half an hour straight... ... ...
    im ok with that

    • @s6th795
      @s6th795 8 лет назад +5

      what game was this?

    • @cooltv2776
      @cooltv2776 8 лет назад +18

      s6thgaming
      PULSAR: lost colony

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 7 лет назад +15

      Alex Gregory
      My god… That is a brilliant tactic my fellow captain! How have I never thought of using the breach bombs to their fullest potential?!

    • @gimmethegepgun
      @gimmethegepgun 7 лет назад +12

      One of the Rock ships (Rock B I think?) has literally no doors to the outside, so a common fix is to use a breach bomb on a few rooms to make an airlock so you can vent the place.

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@s6th795 oh, I thought it was Space Engineers

  • @harrisonbrown2185
    @harrisonbrown2185 6 лет назад +49

    Are they dead?
    Yes
    Are you dead?
    N-
    Success.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +15

    "They're not responding to any communications and also just shot us"
    "The galactic standard greeting"

  • @lukeaustin9734
    @lukeaustin9734 7 лет назад +72

    The master of the doors has power over *life and death*

  • @alexandriariley5209
    @alexandriariley5209 8 лет назад +113

    The doors is strong with this one.

  • @ndt_dynamite2247
    @ndt_dynamite2247 3 года назад +8

    "Right outside those doors is space, Luke. So really when you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."
    - Captain Kyle "Door Monster" Sullivan

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 4 года назад +50

    “Open the pod bay doors Hal.”
    “Sorry Dave. I can’t do that.”
    DIRECTED BY HARVEY WEINSTEIN

  • @ink_inks
    @ink_inks 7 лет назад +38

    like seriously, a series of episodes of captain and luke would be the best thing of 2016 and 2017

  • @wompstopm123
    @wompstopm123 8 лет назад +50

    i cant belive how i only just found this channel this week, this is a gold mine

    • @RSprinter
      @RSprinter 7 лет назад +3

      I know right ^^ its like falling in a pit of blackjack and puppies totally awesome

  • @NotFound-bg4sr
    @NotFound-bg4sr 9 лет назад +130

    No dislikes... that fanbase though. You guys are great.

    • @BalimaarTheBassFish
      @BalimaarTheBassFish 8 лет назад +6

      +MCICreator you jinxed it

    • @MrMinerGuy142
      @MrMinerGuy142 8 лет назад +14

      +MCICreator There is 1, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE (it wasn't me, either, seriously...)

    • @BalimaarTheBassFish
      @BalimaarTheBassFish 8 лет назад +5

      MrMinerGuy142
      HE LIESSSSS!

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 7 лет назад

      1 year later...
      They've multiplied...

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 7 лет назад +2

      404NotFound They're in the sweet spot in terms of size. Just enough to have enough money for good quality but noy enough for it to implode.

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 8 лет назад +34

    Note to self: If you want to rule space and are being invaded by alien beings, *OPEN. THOSE. DOORS.*

    • @otteroftoast2616
      @otteroftoast2616 8 лет назад +3

      "But don't worry!! I have very strong doors OwO" I NEED to find a time to use that in conversation.

    • @JonathanToolonie
      @JonathanToolonie 8 лет назад

      Otter of Toast I'm listening

    • @otteroftoast2616
      @otteroftoast2616 8 лет назад

      JonathanToolonie Well okay then. I was going to just shoot a rocket at them- JONATHAN, You're promoted!!

  • @alfredwinchesterjr
    @alfredwinchesterjr Год назад +4

    "Door monster" made a sketch about being a monster with the doors.
    How did this take that long to see

  • @StalKe468
    @StalKe468 3 года назад +7

    Ah a classic. A 2016 skit made in youtube. Sub genre game parody. Also with memorable quotes this is a fine video.

  • @lumpkinsmcdream9838
    @lumpkinsmcdream9838 8 лет назад +201

    just found your guys channel recently and your rapidly becoming on of my favourite video-game related sketch groups, and this is coming from someone who avidly follows mega64. you guys have some excellent comedic timing and recreate the environments really fucking well. def earned my sub, keep it up guys.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +8

      +Lumpkins McDream Thanks so much, that's great to hear! Those are both things we try for, so we're glad they show through.

    • @williammoore6534
      @williammoore6534 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 9 лет назад +99

    Oh my god, this is hilarious. Love it!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +7

      +atreides213 Thanks, glad to hear it! :D

    • @atreides213
      @atreides213 9 лет назад +5

      +White Lightning HQ Just a suggestion, but you might want to think of doing a skit focused on interactions with enemy ships. Like when they demand a toll, offer their services, try to surrender etc. Some good material there.

    • @0Roach_
      @0Roach_ 8 лет назад

      +White Lightning HQ "Use the doors Luke!"

  • @Alpha0727
    @Alpha0727 7 лет назад +9

    2:22 I lost it when Luke asked what he was drinking! How do you guys only have ~120k subscribers!? This shit is hilarious!

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 7 лет назад +14

    "...And open the doors?"
    "By god, that is brilliant" Xd

  • @FoxtrotYouniform
    @FoxtrotYouniform Год назад +2

    This was the first DM skit I ever saw. 7 years later and I still come back 2, 3 times a year.

  • @Stoplayers
    @Stoplayers 8 лет назад +58

    The galactic standard greeting :D

  • @NordicCarved
    @NordicCarved 4 года назад +12

    Yes! I love this game so much! It’s underrated!
    It’s like nostalgia to hear these sounds.
    Edit: He speaks in strategies I use sometimes.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +11

    Still waiting for another Stellaris video that incorporates this most powerful of weapons, more powerful than even the Colossus, Juggernaut, and Nicoll-Dyson Beam...
    *Doors*

  • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
    @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 4 года назад +11

    This line really is correct in all of FTL.
    Are they dead?
    Yes.
    Are you dead?
    No.
    Just ask yourself those questions at the end of every combat and if both answers are good, then...
    SUCCESS!

  • @avdoolittle
    @avdoolittle 9 лет назад +21

    Kyle is the greatest at deadpan.

  • @ender_king1670
    @ender_king1670 2 года назад +2

    It's been 6 years... And I only just noticed they were called 'Garus' and 'Riker'... It's the small bits that make my day.

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 8 лет назад +305

    You're supposed to lock yourself in the Medbay, make sure all the doors on the ship are closed, then shut off ALL of the life support EXCEPT the life support in the Medbay.

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 лет назад +38

      You can't do that in FTL, just drain the oxygen

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 лет назад +51

      RawRollercoasters
      Well, yes. That's the life support I mean. I've never actually played the game, that's the strategy my friend explained to me 47 times.

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 лет назад +5

      MURFGAMING1228 and that's what he did

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 8 лет назад +8

      RawRollercoasters
      No, he opened all the doors and left the oxygen on.

    • @GamesCourier
      @GamesCourier 8 лет назад +52

      Why do you discuss about a game you never played with someone who played it and still claim that you have more knowledge?

  • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
    @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 лет назад +122

    0:00 there is a Tardis!

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 8 лет назад +1

      there is

    • @amrojjeh
      @amrojjeh 8 лет назад +2

      Wow, how did you even notice that?

    • @lcarpetrondookmariot7620
      @lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 лет назад

      Amr Ojjeh keen vision and psychic powers... that come from watching the video 20 times

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 лет назад +2

      my god there actually is one. ITS THE ENEMY SHIP! FIAH FLAK CANNONS!

    • @trapbuilder2283
      @trapbuilder2283 7 лет назад +3

      It makes sense why there is one there now. Its a T.Ä.R.D.I.S

  • @k1ng5urfer
    @k1ng5urfer 2 года назад +4

    Of all the incredible door monster videos this one is my favorite. I remember watching it before I ever played ftl and it was still incredible. Incidentally it's also the reason I got ftl.

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 2 года назад +2

      Same , i still play the game from time to time , i wish it was for android like it is for apple , but the good old steam version on steam share on phone works too ... a little slower and with bluetooth keyboard from logitech with incorporated mouse pad , and you are golden ... i also come back to this video each time it os recommended to me by YT , somehow it knows when i need some Door Monster FTL skit nostalgia injection.

  • @shoganflamemasta3975
    @shoganflamemasta3975 5 лет назад +2

    Wow, I've seen this video a lot of times, and this is the first one I got the "use the doors Luke" pun. Just look at that magnificent smile... Bravo!

  • @ondrejsaska3201
    @ondrejsaska3201 8 лет назад +12

    Bless you RUclips recommended videos!

  • @Marwington
    @Marwington 5 лет назад +27

    "They are holed up inside the dungeon-cave, what do we do? Should we hire a powerful wizard to storm the place and force them out?"
    "Ahhhh you and your crazy talk" *waves hand, and places decanter of endless water next to the entrance* "We gonna drown them all"

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +2

      but they have doors

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 4 года назад +1

      That decanter is gonna take like a year to fill up a dungeon, tho

    • @Marwington
      @Marwington 4 года назад +2

      @@AnaseSkyrider 113,5 liter/6 seconds is not that slow. It does help if you have few of them tho, or can conjure water yourself.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that basically what the Goblin Slayer did to the massive boss Goblin? Oh that's right, he used a magic spell to open a portal to the bottom of the ocean and drowned him

  • @elwinvanhuissteden7729
    @elwinvanhuissteden7729 4 года назад +3

    "You're no longer in charge"? I remember this line the other way around on most of my playthroughs...
    "Thank you for saving us from those slavers, kind sir. I would be honored to join your crew..."
    "Oh good, you're captain now."

  • @charlesdewitt8087
    @charlesdewitt8087 9 лет назад +9

    What an idiot! He should have ordered them to fire a rocket at the enemies doors!(quick side note of seriousness: I honestly expected you to go down the route about how ridiculously hard the game is. Though I'm glad you came up with this instead, because this is hilarious & awesome.)

    • @charlesdewitt8087
      @charlesdewitt8087 9 лет назад +3

      I've yet to achieve victory through the strategic use of doors, but after this video, dagnabit I'm going to try!

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 7 лет назад

      I ALWAYS invest in Blast Doors in Sector 1!
      Well, I don't always. It's too expensive.

  • @notyourfathersdm
    @notyourfathersdm 4 года назад +4

    This was the best Zap Brannigan impression I've seen in a long time.

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie 8 лет назад +6

    2:37 Classic expression. Brilliantly executed.

  • @Sableye2701
    @Sableye2701 7 лет назад +7

    I love the face he makes after he says "use the doors(force) luke"

  • @richpluto6058
    @richpluto6058 4 года назад +3

    This is one of my all-time favourites

  • @FauxMoose
    @FauxMoose 8 лет назад +110

    I saw that TARDIS.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +20

      Nice job! I think you're the first to comment on it.

    • @FauxMoose
      @FauxMoose 8 лет назад +3

      It was pretty sneaky! Not sure how I spotted it to be honest. Do I win a prize?

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 8 лет назад +1

      FauxMoose Where?

    • @FauxMoose
      @FauxMoose 8 лет назад +6

      In the first few seconds of the video, before the ship warps in. Look closely...

    • @SuperShanook
      @SuperShanook 7 лет назад

      FauxMoose thank you, I thought I was the only one.

  • @Torlik11
    @Torlik11 4 года назад

    What I really love about this chanel is that even after all this time, their video still hold up really well.

  • @dartdevious561
    @dartdevious561 7 лет назад +162

    how are you guys this funny?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 лет назад +66

      Don't know, but we're glad you think we are! :D

    • @dartdevious561
      @dartdevious561 7 лет назад +8

      That's super humble. I've enjoyed all your videos that I've seen so far, except maybe the tycoon ones. The rest are super-duper hilarious. I enjoy the subtle jokes and witty punch likes. I plan on helping on patreon too.

    • @jackdereduvo1109
      @jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад +1

      I would help on Patreon, but I don't have enough cash.
      Also, there are 56 Gary's for this video. Should we get Gary back?

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 лет назад

      Use the doors luke...
      *Giggle*

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 2 года назад +2

    That would be an incredible crew. Garrus, Riker and Luke Skywalker

  • @benphommo5467
    @benphommo5467 9 лет назад +6

    This is just what I needed today, awesome video

  • @christiankrarup6501
    @christiankrarup6501 6 лет назад +2

    This is one the best Door Monster sketches by far, but rewatching it I realized just how dark it was

  • @Psionic_Dragon
    @Psionic_Dragon 9 лет назад +13

    This was fantastic!

  • @derstreber2
    @derstreber2 7 лет назад +2

    +Door Monster, This is literally my favorite skit that you guys have done. This is exactly how I play FTL

  • @Ultrawup
    @Ultrawup 4 года назад +8

    2:04 *Discount Zapp Brannigan intensifies*

  • @jackdereduvo1109
    @jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад +2

    "Right outside those doors is space, Luke. So really, when you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."

  • @NeonRedemption
    @NeonRedemption 7 лет назад +7

    You should have just named It "FTL- Door Monster" haha

  • @Mercurite
    @Mercurite 4 года назад +1

    I've watched this video countless times, and only just noticed the TARDIS at the start. And the only reason I really noticed it because I saw "Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3," which was made around 18-19 months later. That's amazing.

  • @TheThaiBuddy
    @TheThaiBuddy 6 лет назад +6

    Not sure whether to laugh at how true the door mechanic is, or to huddle in a corner from the FTL PTSD

  • @firerulezz116
    @firerulezz116 Год назад +1

    I just played this game for the first time and immediately thought of this sketch.
    I absolutely get the love for doors now.

  • @jonnyblack001
    @jonnyblack001 9 лет назад +7

    This is beautiful guys, just beautiful.

  • @xyleth6915
    @xyleth6915 7 лет назад +2

    After combing this channel for a week, I have found my favorite sketch.

  • @xCoNa14
    @xCoNa14 4 года назад +3

    Fitting now that the channel is called Door Monster :')

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 4 года назад +2

    Until you forget that the O2 was taken out and you can't fix it fast enough and everybody dies.

  • @henrybadger785
    @henrybadger785 6 лет назад +10

    *This is way too accurate*

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 6 лет назад

      Henry Badger Only thing off is that opponent ships don't have the exterior doors, so the teleport plan doesn't work.

    • @henrybadger785
      @henrybadger785 6 лет назад

      LoneTech very true.

  • @The_Conflicted_Boulder
    @The_Conflicted_Boulder 4 месяца назад

    When the video first starts you can see the Tardis from Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3 fading out. Such continuity! Kudos to you Door Monster!

  • @typhonplume9374
    @typhonplume9374 4 года назад +7

    FTL late game..
    Captian: Use the doors!
    Crew: ....
    Captian: hello?
    Aliens: There already dead

  • @riolufistofmight
    @riolufistofmight 2 года назад +1

    such dramatic and engaging combat, lucky nobody had to film any of it.

  • @Kissamiess
    @Kissamiess 6 лет назад +3

    Fear will keep the crew in line, fear of the doors.

  • @tach5884
    @tach5884 3 года назад +1

    This gets referenced more than I thought it would five years ago.

  • @mr.w8802
    @mr.w8802 8 лет назад +9

    When you guys have 1million subs, im a gonna be like. DUDE I LIKED THEM BEFORE THEY WERE SUPER MAINSTREAM! Anyway yeah keep it up.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +3

      +Mr. W Maybe someday! Only downside is that responding to comments would be harder, but we'll still try.

    • @tommydoez
      @tommydoez 6 лет назад +2

      You know, 2 years down the road and they still haven't hit 500k. I'm not sure if it's a blessing or a curse, cause on one hand they can still talk to audiences but they don't have the recognition that they DESERVE but on the other, if they do have that would they lose their touch and will kyle become panda kyle?

  • @niminox6479
    @niminox6479 6 лет назад +1

    I have never played FTL, but this is one of my favourite videos from Door Monster
    Stellar acting xD

  • @herman1francis
    @herman1francis 8 лет назад +14

    so doors times space equals infinite power. So we can use doors to travel back in time in order to go through doors that were open back in that time line? Oh my god... Humanity's gone too far.

  • @jm329
    @jm329 5 лет назад +2

    I see the channel lives up to its name.