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  • Опубликовано: 28 фев 2021
  • 4 minutes remaining. Then 15 seconds. Then 5 hours. Why can't computers just tell you how long something's going to take? • MORE BASICS: • The Basics
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  3 года назад +22684

    I'm having to film back in the Tiny Room against green-screen again, as lockdown means the Centre for Computing History is closed! Hopefully they'll be open again soon, although that depends on a very different kind of progress...

  • @PhoenixSC
    @PhoenixSC 3 года назад +19169

    "There's 5 minutes and 10 seconds of video, and we've got through 1 minute and 24 seconds."
    - *checks*
    Holy frick.

    • @FarrelTTE
      @FarrelTTE 3 года назад +685

      Wait What? How the Frick?

    • @bedro_0
      @bedro_0 3 года назад +406

      HOW

    • @mcvibing2785
      @mcvibing2785 3 года назад +227

      Sup Phoenix

    • @JoeMoment
      @JoeMoment 3 года назад +83

      Bruh

    • @arkanon8661
      @arkanon8661 3 года назад +171

      I keep seeing my subscriptions everywhere

  • @MidwinterMinis
    @MidwinterMinis 3 года назад +22157

    Good ol' floppy drives "3%.... 4%.... 98% DONE"

    • @CoderGautam
      @CoderGautam 3 года назад +577

      hello verified person

    • @skyvorythings
      @skyvorythings 3 года назад +235

      Hey, its my favourite 40k youtuber. Neat.

    • @josh_1518
      @josh_1518 3 года назад +80

      You skipped the 2% after 98% but before done

    • @jupiter2142
      @jupiter2142 3 года назад +7

      Or netflix

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 3 года назад +27

      The store where I used to work would reboot the self service computer after every customer so it could restore the default state of the machine. The software it had to launch after the reboot used to be stupidly slow to load some process that takes the progress bar between 3% and 78% (like 5-10 minutes, or at least it felt like it when there was a line to use it) and then only a few seconds to complete, until we upgraded the computer to a faster processor and SSD, and then the progress bar would just already be at 78% by the time you could see one.

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 2 года назад +4184

    The last 1% always takes by far the longest.
    And the risk of the whole thing crashing rises exponentially as well.

    • @traceyguilbert7906
      @traceyguilbert7906 2 года назад +31

      Love ur pfp axolotl my fav animal

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 2 года назад +8

      No the 99 does 😂

    • @BassandoForte
      @BassandoForte 2 года назад +12

      It's called "the law of the sod"... 🤣

    • @BassandoForte
      @BassandoForte 2 года назад +28

      It's the same law that dictates that if you're waiting for a parcel it will come at the latest they say - Unless you nip out, then when you come back they've just been... 👍🤣

    • @noredine
      @noredine Год назад +18

      @@lethall6609 That's what he said. "the LAST 1%"

  • @charper13126
    @charper13126 2 года назад +3686

    I once wrote a small program for a department in my company and they didn't think it was good enough. I added a small progress bar to the front that literally just incremented a counter at even intervals and they went nuts for how robust I had made it and loved it. It was a 3 second loop that flashed a modal with the word "loading..." and a progress bar that did nothing but count to 100 by 1 and it changed the perception of the complexity. I eventually took that out, citing a performance improvement.

    • @karolakkolo123
      @karolakkolo123 2 года назад +286

      Big brain

    • @MowLawner
      @MowLawner 2 года назад +626

      Really goes to show how little the non-techies know about tech

    • @KF-zb6gi
      @KF-zb6gi 2 года назад +159

      Anything animated is great🤣🤣

    • @GrimRize
      @GrimRize 2 года назад +152

      Perhaps not in your particular case but as someone who used to do a lot of programming for fun many moons ago, one word sums it up, 'feedback'. You'll know what I loathe if you are familiar with large commercial crap like SAP and anything designed around it for end user experiences which in my experience has little to none, or wildly unexpected or might as well be invisible user feedback.
      If you display something for more than a few seconds and it isn't immediately obvious what you should be doing, you failed with your GUI (assuming you have one of course).
      A lot of stuff has moved away from desktop software where I work and moved towards web front ends, oh god how terribly slow, fails a lot, has little to no feedback, half the time you only know something has worked or is working purely because you have sat through nothing happening so many times and confirmed the data via another method that wastes even more time..... and i'm ranting hahahaha!

    • @samwinchester7844
      @samwinchester7844 2 года назад +129

      @@MowLawner It's called providing a good user experience. If you make the user wait with no indication of what's/if any is happening, they will hate it.

  • @henrybarber288
    @henrybarber288 3 года назад +4860

    The most annoying thing is when it reaches 100% and then just sits there for another 3 days.

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 3 года назад +289

      Or at 0% for 2 hours... Very cool windows update.

    • @MrBluemoon74
      @MrBluemoon74 3 года назад +91

      Standard windows xp behaviour use to be sometimes: set the progress bar to 90%, then begin what you have to do, upon finishing set it to 100%. now with windows 10 we have those dots that fly in, do a slow circle and fly out again, over and over again.

    • @dsi-films1264
      @dsi-films1264 3 года назад +6

      @@ChrisD__ This is scary true

    • @titaniumvulpes
      @titaniumvulpes 3 года назад +46

      I once heard a web designer talk about how sometimes a progress bar isn't even truly a progress bar, it's just a code or gif image set to raise up to around 90-99%, swap to a different bit of code or image and display that until it's just about finished, and then swap to a third bit of code or image that displays 100% (this is most common on websites or video game loading screens but I'm sure some program installers do this too). The real trick to it is like Tom said, making it a little janky so it _seems_ like a real progress bar.

    • @iadtag1853
      @iadtag1853 3 года назад

      @@ChrisD__ At the very least, as Linus had pointed out too, they don't take that much time with the updates nowadays.

  • @10ON10
    @10ON10 3 года назад +8933

    Even 0.1% movement of progress bar is a huge relief than it getting stuck for long...

    • @noeldoesthings
      @noeldoesthings 3 года назад +74

      So true

    • @benrgrogan
      @benrgrogan 3 года назад +685

      Am I the only person who places the corner of the mouse pointer on the progress bar when this happens? So I know if there has been any movement

    • @soupkitchen467
      @soupkitchen467 3 года назад +141

      @@benrgroganAll the time

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 3 года назад +37

      @@soupkitchen467 you have to leave a space

    • @DavidKizivat1
      @DavidKizivat1 3 года назад +114

      I'm sorry to inform you that sometimes the progress bars are explicitly coded to keep moving continuously at least a bit even when no job was completed since the "last big jump" of the progress bar. The "big jumps" are often when something has actually completed.

  • @greedthenyavaricious
    @greedthenyavaricious 2 года назад +658

    My absolute favorite thing is when loading time estimates spit out stuff like "infinite" or "96 years." I don't see it happen as often anymore (and it's also unhelpful) but it's hilarious.

    • @plumjet0930
      @plumjet0930 Год назад +111

      0% 14:34 remaining
      7% 25:10 remaining
      18% 2:10 remaining
      63% 0 seconds remaining
      92% 4 days remaining
      100% 2 seconds remaining

    • @Edward256
      @Edward256 Год назад +78

      @@plumjet0930 "2 seconds remaining" it says for a full 5 minutes. XP

    • @birdandcatlover5597
      @birdandcatlover5597 Год назад +10

      I never minded those, since they were so amusing

    • @TarunoNafs
      @TarunoNafs Год назад +21

      Oh, a dead torrent file will guarantee you that experience. The feeling when you see that infinity sign...

    • @thezipcreator
      @thezipcreator Год назад +2

      infinite probably happens because of floating point

  • @chipchip3
    @chipchip3 Год назад +359

    I feel like not enough people are showing appreciation for the timing skills he did for 1:24

    • @B4NDIT_12
      @B4NDIT_12 Год назад +8

      Woah wow he can read time from his camera

    • @chipchip3
      @chipchip3 Год назад

      Killjoy

    • @NicoPlyley
      @NicoPlyley Год назад +18

      @@B4NDIT_12 Also I doubt the video started rolling the very second he started speaking so he has to adjust for that too

    • @sansundertale1234
      @sansundertale1234 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@B4NDIT_12 how would he know that its 5:10 long tho

    • @wanganeu
      @wanganeu 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@sansundertale1234Well you don't have to be a prophet, just cut and edit it accordingly - maybe that's why it cuts mid sentence in the end 😂

  • @STATESZ
    @STATESZ 3 года назад +5359

    everybody gangsta till tom scott tells the exact length of the video in advance

    • @brunnomenxa
      @brunnomenxa 3 года назад +82

      Here the video has a delay of approximately 0.5 seconds of the real value.

    • @adamrezabek9469
      @adamrezabek9469 3 года назад +35

      nah, much better is saying nothing to user, freezing and eventually dropping BSOD

    • @sharktacos
      @sharktacos 3 года назад +8

      I KNOWW

    • @rosk3170
      @rosk3170 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂 so true

    • @davidmachado132
      @davidmachado132 3 года назад +5

      @@brunnomenxa Maybe the computer calculated it wrong, cant trust those

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 года назад +5233

    “Why can’t they just tell you how long something will take?”- Because they don’t know.

    • @lmao7454
      @lmao7454 3 года назад +108

      Or they can calculate time but it's like "10 years left"

    • @lemonlattez
      @lemonlattez 3 года назад +210

      @@lmao7454 2 minutes left...30 minutes left....1 day left.... 70days left..... 148 Years left.. 30 seconds left.. DONE!!!

    • @lmao7454
      @lmao7454 3 года назад +12

      @I WÅNT ŞĖX !!! SĖĖ MY VIDEÓ !!! what are you ._.

    • @Ansh77K
      @Ansh77K 3 года назад +51

      @@lmao7454 abomination of mankind

    • @mitaalishukla3850
      @mitaalishukla3850 3 года назад +7

      @ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. Awwww! I choose to believe there's some good in humanity and that you're not just spamming. Happy Birthday, and I subbed.

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 Год назад +215

    My old internet setup was extremely prone to dropping connections temporarily, and it was really funny watching "time remaining" estimates steadily climb by several days of time before suddenly jolting back to a few minutes

    • @brainwater176
      @brainwater176 Год назад +17

      Had satellite internet limited to 10 gigabytes before. When it ran out it reduced to dial-up speed. A download once shot up to 4 years.

    • @God-of-canine
      @God-of-canine Год назад +1

      So one day I was using my dell Inspiron 15 3000to download a steam game called world of tonks, it went like this from one hour to hour five hours three days 365+ more than a year. (It took a day and a half to install)

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 10 месяцев назад +1

      One time not very long ago I was updating a steam game, the estimating time remaining started at 5 minutes and steadily increased until it said "more than one year", before going back to 20 minutes

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 2 года назад +632

    Windows 10's updates take "meh, good enough" a little too casually though. It can sit on 21% for three-quarters of an hour then jump to 81% for 15 minutes more and then 98% and done in a few seconds. I suspect they decided to only update the progress bar after completion of (e.g.) each file installed, and that in the above scenario there are some really huge files that are complex to install and a few smaller / simpler files after that.

    • @BassandoForte
      @BassandoForte 2 года назад +2

      When it forces a U2 Song virus on you - no wonder it takes ages... 😪🤣

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 2 года назад +44

      @@BassandoForte That was not Microsoft. That was Apple (on the iPhone, I think). And why would it have anything to do with a virus?

    • @BassandoForte
      @BassandoForte 2 года назад +2

      @@OLBastholm - Did you want it? Did it take up pointless hard drive space..?? And no - it was Windows 10 although Aople is just as unethical... 🤣
      That's why I use Android... 😝

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 Год назад +26

      @@BassandoForte pointless? updates are there to keep your devices up to date with anti viruses, security and patches, i don't understand why people have a problem with Windows updates, it barely takes any time for me

    • @BassandoForte
      @BassandoForte Год назад +1

      @@vinson3725 - So you're happy they forxe pointless things like U2 tunes onto your PC..?? 🤔🤣

  • @achappel
    @achappel 3 года назад +50930

    Knowing the exact video length a minute into a five minute one-take video is a solid flex 💪

    • @justcallmenoah5743
      @justcallmenoah5743 3 года назад +1215

      Honest

    • @m-th
      @m-th 3 года назад +4865

      And also just casually mentioning the exact time you have currently spoken at the right time. Takes no effort at all, slap it in there!

    • @ROCK-rd3hs
      @ROCK-rd3hs 3 года назад +2481

      Well it didn't really matter on the take. Man's gotta adjust that in the outro though

    • @greentjmtl
      @greentjmtl 3 года назад +1110

      Probably just the camera screen flipped towards the front.

    • @gabedamien
      @gabedamien 3 года назад +1275

      My favorite thing about the video! Though it's not exactly difficult, just needs a little prep (rehearsal + timer + note down milestones, or even better, code up a simple scrolling teleprompter with time display). Intro and outro clips also afford some padding for wiggle room.

  • @i-win
    @i-win 3 года назад +11636

    Can't explain the fustration of things getting stuck at 99%

    • @mixxed_nuts
      @mixxed_nuts 3 года назад +1091

      Then be prepared for the frustration of it being stuck at 100% and nothing happening

    • @Iucebowel
      @Iucebowel 3 года назад +214

      Then be prepared for the stuck of it being at frustration 100% and happening nothing

    • @altrag
      @altrag 3 года назад +186

      @@mixxed_nuts Or 101%. Always know you're in for good times when you see that :-/..

    • @iexplainjokestomakethemles1560
      @iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 3 года назад +76

      @@altrag i hate when my game loads 101%

    • @Fish-bt4cj
      @Fish-bt4cj 3 года назад +30

      @@altrag oww that physically hurts to see

  • @Xs2...
    @Xs2... 2 года назад +429

    I remember from some games, that they would have an installer that had: a blue progress bar with a percentage. And on the left side of the screen would be three additional bars for showing you what each step of the installation was doing. So a bar for disk usage, etc. That was far more informational then just one bar with or without an ETA displayed.
    (Windows 95/98 era).

    • @nedmurry
      @nedmurry 2 года назад +34

      The Epic Games Store still does that. It gives my eyes something to do while a game installs/updates.

    • @zombiekiller7101
      @zombiekiller7101 2 года назад +1

      @@nedmurry lmao same

    • @FoolsJest
      @FoolsJest 2 года назад +4

      Lemme get ANOTHER quick shoutout to WInrar the GOAT

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 Год назад +1

      @@nedmurry A point for epic games. They just gotta compress their files like steam does because i dont want to download 30 fricking gigabytes just to make games if i fan just downloaded 3gb instead from Unity

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 Год назад +4

      While it's not quite similar, Minecraft's Forge Mod Loader also tells you what it's doing; specifically, it has multiple progress bars, in increasing levels of detail, each with a step count. One for the main 7 or so steps of loading, then one for what it's doing within that step (i.e. loading a specific mod), then a third for what it's doing within that (i.e. loading individual textures).

  • @RyanSandberg
    @RyanSandberg 2 года назад +379

    As someone that has actually coded a very basic progress bar before, yes. It's near impossible to make it smooth, and yes, my answer was exactly the same. It shows that it's making progress and not frozen, and that's all that really matters. I have a new respect for progress bars after trying to make one actually function, and I had tutorials to figure out how to do it.

    • @Cypeq
      @Cypeq 2 года назад +7

      It's not very sophisticated to increment value by a little every time something completes... Estimating time is whole can of worms.

    • @dagoberttrump9290
      @dagoberttrump9290 Год назад +2

      How about a neural network that learns from different machine settings how long tve overall process is going to take

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Год назад +1

      I mean... How effective is it at showing that there is in fact progress going on when it sits unchanging at 25% for two minutes before racing all the way from there to 68% in less than two seconds.

  • @SuperPlayz
    @SuperPlayz 3 года назад +6053

    I love it when it takes 2 seconds to go from 0% to 99% and 1 hour to get to 100%

    • @treehugger8790
      @treehugger8790 3 года назад +326

      cough cough* steam installations

    • @65E
      @65E 3 года назад +6

      I know

    • @51256
      @51256 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahah

    • @williamaydelotte6420
      @williamaydelotte6420 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @LostToSpace
      @LostToSpace 2 года назад +3

      @@treehugger8790 fr steam downloads in a nutshell

  • @thetasigma412
    @thetasigma412 3 года назад +2325

    *every programmer after trying to fix a small bug in their code:*
    “It’ll still probably be wrong, but it’ll be differently wrong”

    • @Pattoe
      @Pattoe 3 года назад +77

      I remember raising off a defect for a system I was testing where adding a discount of 50% to a service which cost £24 would instead increase its price to £48. In the next release adding a discount of 50% to the service which cost £24 decreased its price to -£26. Wrong in a different way.

    • @shaunkim5059
      @shaunkim5059 3 года назад +18

      @@Darenz-cg9zg maybe it subtracted 50 from 24 (which would become 26) instead of 50% of 24.

    • @quixomega
      @quixomega 3 года назад +6

      I'd fire a programmer who thought like that. If you don't understand why your fix works, it probably doesn't.

    • @JusteFantastico
      @JusteFantastico 3 года назад +42

      @@quixomega You are not a programming manager, then. At least I hope not. Sometimes problems in complex codebases are incredibly confusing so you try a hail mary in an attempt to fix it and it works. In an ideal world you can spend forever debugging and figuring out what caused an issue. In the real world, you have deadlines to deal with and something needs to work ASAP. It doesn't matter how.

    • @jcfiggy
      @jcfiggy 3 года назад +6

      @@Pattoe From x2 to -50. dang.

  • @slimydroid
    @slimydroid 2 года назад +85

    I found this very interesting. My job is a performance test analyst, and we often find that performance issues in software is not the software itself, but the users perceptions of it. Have a user wait for something to happen with nothing going on, instant 'its running slow' report. Add a spinner, progress bar, literally any user cue that something is still happening and they'll be more tolerant. The software could actually be slower because it has to deal with updating the screen as well as the job it's trying to do, but users will be happy about it.

  • @Revel005
    @Revel005 2 года назад +75

    I am a computer security expert and you make a very good point about smooth progress bars representing something potentially malicious. Good stuff!

  • @AuthenTech
    @AuthenTech 3 года назад +5223

    Wow, kudos to knowing the exact length of the video WHILST filming..

    • @electron8262
      @electron8262 3 года назад +511

      That's the perk of filming your video in One Take™

    • @1xeshm
      @1xeshm 3 года назад +497

      @@electron8262 you put a timer behind the camera and when you reach the point you just glance at it and say the time it displays. Cool trick nonetheless.

    • @thetipsysparrow9552
      @thetipsysparrow9552 3 года назад +495

      @@1xeshm Still had to know how long the whole video will be though, a timer behind the camera can't tell you what the time will be in the future for an unknown video length. Combination of editing start and finish to make sure it fits and rehearsals are the only ways I can think of to do that live

    • @gabormiklay9209
      @gabormiklay9209 3 года назад +43

      Editing can do magic.

    • @gavintantleff
      @gavintantleff 3 года назад +131

      @@gabormiklay9209 buuuuut it’s a one take, so there’s no cuts...

  • @Hanyamanusiabiasa
    @Hanyamanusiabiasa 3 года назад +9623

    "The download will complete in 5 minutes."
    "I mean 10 minutes"
    "I mean 99 days :O"
    "Download complete"

    • @josedevgd9566
      @josedevgd9566 3 года назад +220

      I know 100% what the guy above is saying

    • @sauce4897
      @sauce4897 3 года назад +20

      @@josedevgd9566 smol brain

    • @Kangahrooo
      @Kangahrooo 3 года назад +9

      @@sauce4897 yes

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 2 года назад +46

      The ps4 allwes starts at like 7 hours and gose to 20 mins (i like watching that tho its sayisfying)

    • @Extremezotako
      @Extremezotako 2 года назад +1

      LMAOOOO

  • @Eclipse-yg6dl
    @Eclipse-yg6dl 2 года назад +50

    People: I need a better computer
    Physicians: Just flip the monitor sideways so the bar goes down due to gravity

  • @lokeshnandan
    @lokeshnandan 2 года назад +66

    *I'm being honest* , him knowing the exact length of the video time lapsed and telling the exact length of the video in between the video made me sub

  • @marcel151
    @marcel151 3 года назад +6097

    Progress Bar: Seems to be stuck.
    Me: Putting the cursor just right on the end of the bar to see if it's still running.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 года назад +782

      Progress Bar process to get stuck because the mouse is blocking it

    • @MarcosRobertoDosSantosJF
      @MarcosRobertoDosSantosJF 3 года назад +142

      Hahaha! I do that too!

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 3 года назад +341

      Omg ur stupid. If you put the mouse there it's gonna be in the way of the progress bar!

    • @softis5star110
      @softis5star110 3 года назад +48

      I can relate, I also do that.

    • @enemdisk6628
      @enemdisk6628 3 года назад +29

      Relatable

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 3 года назад +8179

    If good old internet explorer taught me something, it is that progress bar is also capable to go to 100% and then return back to 99% and stay there for like 5 hours.

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K 3 года назад +131

      bruh

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 3 года назад +197

      winrar showed me that a few times

    • @0_-
      @0_- 3 года назад +105

      you're an old interneter

    • @brojoe44
      @brojoe44 3 года назад +88

      When you're clicking it wondering wtf and "Explorer.exe has stopped working"

    • @brojoe44
      @brojoe44 3 года назад +37

      At least little kid me was smart enough to just rerun explorer.exe when my taskbar and stuff disappeared

  • @djcook
    @djcook 2 года назад +14

    This video would not get off my recommended so let’s see what it’s about

  • @kentslocum
    @kentslocum 2 года назад +2

    My new favorite excuse is "I'm not wrong; I'm just differently wrong."

  • @jamesplaysgameso594
    @jamesplaysgameso594 2 года назад +13089

    The bar: *goes to 99% instantly*
    Also the bar:
    *Takes 5 hours to finish*

    • @tofifichannel7199
      @tofifichannel7199 2 года назад +94

      Not gonna ruin it its in 111 like, not gonna like it cus its 111 not gonna break the chain. Because then it’s 112.

    • @ZenthosSohtnez
      @ZenthosSohtnez 2 года назад +329

      @@tofifichannel7199 You good?

    • @DeusVacui
      @DeusVacui 2 года назад +54

      @@tofifichannel7199 now its 222

    • @Starfighter_Cookies
      @Starfighter_Cookies 2 года назад +22

      @@DeusVacui I ruined it sorry

    • @hashishiriya
      @hashishiriya 2 года назад +22

      @@tofifichannel7199 dude, it's 699 now... i definitely can't like it

  • @FilmscoreMetaler
    @FilmscoreMetaler 3 года назад +900

    The worst kind of progress bars are the ones that roll in a circle infinitely and it doesn't really mean anything. Sometimes the installation process freezes forever but the animation is still going.

    • @arthurmoore9488
      @arthurmoore9488 3 года назад +90

      That's not a progress bar, it's just a dumb animation. Still better than nothing, but not by much.

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks 3 года назад +114

      I believe the term for that is "Spinner". Ideally they should be used for tasks that only take a few seconds, because displaying a whole progress bar for something so short wouldn't be worth it.

    • @oskarwinters1873
      @oskarwinters1873 3 года назад +4

      if you see it on mobile games it usually just means your internet connection fell.

    • @Bentroen_
      @Bentroen_ 3 года назад +12

      @@hoodiesticks Actually, the point of them is to indicate a task that will take an indefinite amount of time, e.g. when you're downloading a file that you don't know the total size of.

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser 3 года назад +4

      they're there so you can tell whether or not the application has frozen and/or stopped working

  • @Adulf666
    @Adulf666 Год назад +30

    Finally someone who asks right questions and gives precise and short answer in a concise manner - KUDOS to you mr Tom!

  • @Tharmin.124
    @Tharmin.124 Год назад +4

    To further ensure the user knows that the program hasn't crashed, it's always nice to add a "time elapsed" counter as well

  • @jamessawley213
    @jamessawley213 3 года назад +893

    Steam be like:
    "Ok pal, this game will take 2 weeks... I mean 20 seconds... I mean 4 days, I mean 5 hours. . . I mean. . ."

    • @hypereternal2263
      @hypereternal2263 3 года назад +74

      I mean 5 hours .... 2 weeks .... finished

    • @kenji642
      @kenji642 3 года назад +73

      or 2 years.. im not kidding, steam actually said it'd take 2 years to download a game

    • @adamholliday3391
      @adamholliday3391 3 года назад +2

      @@kenji642 What game was it? And what were the computer specs?

    • @StreamHGF
      @StreamHGF 3 года назад

      relatable

    • @debonairpuma8774
      @debonairpuma8774 3 года назад +5

      99+ years

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict 3 года назад +3969

    I remember in my younger years when reinstalling Windows Me on a borked computer. And we'd put a piece of tape on the screen to mark the progress bar position, to see if it was really moving.

    • @bsvenss2
      @bsvenss2 3 года назад +58

      Hahaha. Good one.

    • @jcfiggy
      @jcfiggy 3 года назад +53

      Verified = Likes. Watch.

    • @ansilnaseem
      @ansilnaseem 3 года назад +184

      @@jcfiggy Verified comments > Verified comment mocking reply.
      There is nothing wrong if the person is verified or not

    • @igorchistyakov8876
      @igorchistyakov8876 3 года назад +2

      Good times.

    • @redsquirrelftw
      @redsquirrelftw 3 года назад +146

      I always put my cursor where the line is and see if it moves haha.

  • @Horizqn_
    @Horizqn_ 2 года назад +6

    Tom: Progress bar not smooth
    RUclips progress bar: WHAT ABOUT ME
    Lag: Well I counter you and many others.

  • @seyoch
    @seyoch Год назад +6

    I don't know how many people will fully appreciate the fact that you knew in this long take exactly how long the video was going to be and mention exactly where in the video you are to the second. But with having a video editing background myself, oh boy, did I appreciate that! Well done! I loved it.

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalne 3 года назад +5477

    Personally my favourite kind of progress bar is when there's two progress bars: the top one showing the progress of the overall process, and the bottom showing the progress of each individual task. That lets you actually see why some bits take longer, and in my opinion gives you a better approximation of the time left.

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 3 года назад +353

      Loved that in older installers. Very informative and reassuring!

    • @derdarkl2890
      @derdarkl2890 3 года назад +284

      And in some cases help you with troubleshooting if somerhing crashes while loading :D

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 3 года назад +103

      Thats good because you can actually see what is or isn't happening.

    • @joweber7492
      @joweber7492 3 года назад +116

      The only specific program I know that does that is WinRar while unpacking

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 года назад +61

      @@derdarkl2890 As opposed to things like Limewire (remember Limewire?), whose loading screen had "steps" like "Scouring New York City for limes..." Which maybe the developers knew what it was actually doing at that point for debugging, but it means nothing to anyone else.

  • @LRC92
    @LRC92 3 года назад +4768

    I love it when a simple download says "2 years remaining" or "∞ time remaining".

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 3 года назад +423

      "brb gonna download a game"
      last seen 2 years ago
      "yo bro downloaded that game, what did i miss?

    • @oofers9939
      @oofers9939 3 года назад +203

      @@wolfsyncc you missed my funeral

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 2 года назад +75

      @@oofers9939 wait then who’s speaking-

    • @IIiiiLiiOiiIii
      @IIiiiLiiOiiIii 2 года назад +139

      @@Aeternus75 my funeral

    • @placeadrien5566
      @placeadrien5566 2 года назад +13

      @@wolfsyncc that's what my father said to me
      never came back

  • @PRDreams
    @PRDreams 2 года назад

    I found you a bit ago and you are delightful.
    I'm watching anything that is suggested by the mighty algorithm and so far?
    Pure gold.

  • @thermalXTX
    @thermalXTX Год назад +5

    I love the Netflix percentage count.. It’s at 1%, 4% and then done, never even gets to 5

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster 2 года назад +6391

    The one thing that should never ever ever be displayed on a PC is "100% complete. Please wait"

    • @dave2980
      @dave2980 2 года назад +495

      But fr I get this a lot and it just doesn't make any sense. How is it 100% if I still have to wait like 1/4 time of the whole thing more.

    • @bilib1891
      @bilib1891 2 года назад +261

      Because 99,5% is rounded up. DUH!

    • @dominicarmesiniataide9968
      @dominicarmesiniataide9968 2 года назад +48

      @@dave2980 rounded up

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 2 года назад +198

      Exactly. Defeats the very purpose of progress bars

    • @anantkharade119
      @anantkharade119 2 года назад +23

      Man's waited 5 years to download a game

  • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
    @VivekYadav-ds8oz 3 года назад +1273

    Petition for Tom Scott to re-edit the title and fill the progress bar slowly every day.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 3 года назад +82

      this is the this many views video all over again

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 3 года назад +40

      I had a fleeting impression that it was increasing along the video and got paranoid observing if there was some sort of magical trickery going on...but, no...just a normal title

    • @dottyman7251
      @dottyman7251 3 года назад +7

      petition signed (and I'm the 68th person to like your comment)

    • @JBLewis
      @JBLewis 3 года назад +6

      Mark Rober just a similar thing with his Mar Rover Perseverance intro video, each day the video was re-titled counting down to the landing.

    • @WarrenGarabrandt
      @WarrenGarabrandt 3 года назад +13

      No, it will get stuck where it's at for 6 months, then suddenly finish.

  • @MegaLokopo
    @MegaLokopo 8 месяцев назад +3

    You could probably design a loading bar that manipulates human emotion to convince us to be patient and constantly thinking it is always almost over.

  • @TheSecondPersona
    @TheSecondPersona 7 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite memory of a loading bar (or technically a "time remaining" counter) was one time downloading/installing a game on Steam. It was maybe 80% of the way when I noticed the download speed was slowing down significantly, and so the remaining time predicted went up from 3 minutes to 4, 5, 6, 7, and kept climbing. 30 minutes, hours, then days, then weeks, then months, and finally was all the way up to 1 year of predicted time remaining. A moment later it finished and was ready to play.

  • @micahy.6190
    @micahy.6190 3 года назад +801

    "Imma just let this update overnight"
    *Goes to sleep... Wakes up... Opens laptop
    "Would you like to install this device software?"

    • @jcfiggy
      @jcfiggy 3 года назад +23

      :/ i hate that

    • @ayaanazr
      @ayaanazr 3 года назад +12

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @the.abhiram.r
      @the.abhiram.r 3 года назад +27

      or when windows crashes and updates the computer anyways. AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING.

    • @stirfryjedi
      @stirfryjedi 3 года назад +36

      "Press okay now to confirm installation." 😭

    • @kabochaVA
      @kabochaVA 3 года назад +9

      sudo dnf update
      Whenever _you_ choose to update...

  • @Bentroen_
    @Bentroen_ 3 года назад +1384

    Google Chrome has once shown me "8 years left" as the remaining time for a download. Sure, I can wait!

    • @CrazyMazapan
      @CrazyMazapan 3 года назад +159

      It's because it's Chrome. Too busy collecting your personal information to do the job. ;)

    • @pmvid
      @pmvid 3 года назад +59

      Premiere once showed me 939281827478383:23:07

    • @julius855
      @julius855 3 года назад +64

      Steam users:
      PATHETIC

    • @Pmf95k
      @Pmf95k 3 года назад +15

      Super Smash Bros shows “280 hours left”

    • @Bentroen_
      @Bentroen_ 3 года назад +24

      @@julius855 Oh, I get this all the time as well. My theory is that they keep calculating the "rolling average" even when the download is idle due to some external factor (i.e. the disk is busy so Steam can't write files to it), but they still proceed to throw those zeros into the calculation and you get "more than one year left".

  • @KyleHeg
    @KyleHeg 2 года назад

    i have watched this video twice,
    refreshed my youtube recommended 8 times
    and still every time this video keeps getting recommended to me

  • @exoticlol
    @exoticlol 10 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that Tom can tell you inside of the video how long it will be AND the exact second that s clip plays in advance is crazy.

  • @spaghetticoconut658
    @spaghetticoconut658 3 года назад +3314

    I once had Steam tell me a game wouldn’t finish downloading 4 years from now.
    It’s been 5 years. Steam, where’s my game?

    • @zeinab9222
      @zeinab9222 2 года назад +92

      you got it yet?

    • @user-ty2fm3ge9m
      @user-ty2fm3ge9m 2 года назад +150

      You went 5 years without restarting your computer once?

    • @theuselessteammate2097
      @theuselessteammate2097 2 года назад +95

      Is there some sort of r/missedthejoke

    • @maikeru5187
      @maikeru5187 2 года назад +21

      Dang steam still hasn't given you your game

    • @HL1_EP1
      @HL1_EP1 2 года назад +17

      @@theuselessteammate2097 r/woosh

  • @brunoliddle
    @brunoliddle 3 года назад +3090

    "It'll still probably be wrong, but it'll be differently wrong..." - this sounds like almost every single update to every piece of software that ever existed.

  • @Rachaelshaw7
    @Rachaelshaw7 2 года назад

    I absolutely love the ending well done.. well done

  • @corruleumblue3317
    @corruleumblue3317 2 года назад

    Gotta love that reference to the invention of the progress bar at the end there.

  • @pmvid
    @pmvid 3 года назад +705

    * progress bar moves smoothly *
    *_something's wrong I can feel it_*

    • @jayageorge4278
      @jayageorge4278 3 года назад

      Where is the n?

    • @muratkaanmeral2185
      @muratkaanmeral2185 3 года назад +1

      just a feeling i've got

    • @pmvid
      @pmvid 3 года назад

      @@jayageorge4278 I dunno,

    • @mvl8209
      @mvl8209 3 года назад

      Windows Troubleshooter feels targeted by this comment

  • @antonklettert
    @antonklettert 3 года назад +332

    "It'll still probably be wrong, but it will be differently wrong" has to be my favorite tom scott quote

    • @3dlabs99
      @3dlabs99 3 года назад +4

      its a much more pleasing kind of wrong

    • @atomickoala62
      @atomickoala62 3 года назад +2

      Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
      Stuart: Of course it is. It is a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge.

    • @VictorLima-mv4ni
      @VictorLima-mv4ni 3 года назад

      Tom scotte quot

  • @davidhirt9129
    @davidhirt9129 Год назад

    Probably the most tom Scott video of all Tom Scott videos.

  • @XperimentorEES
    @XperimentorEES Год назад +3

    I like the comparison of loading bars being like the queue to a movie or something, reflecting real world incremental improvements the typical user can understand at face value. But filling a glass with water is in itself a smoothly transitioning progress bar we watch in real time, and if it's chunky then you got other problems to worry about.

  • @taylorhancock5834
    @taylorhancock5834 3 года назад +952

    “It’ll be wrong, but it’ll be *differently* wrong”
    -Tom Scott

    • @ponypapa6785
      @ponypapa6785 3 года назад +11

      few things are better than causing a *different* error than before. specifically when a lot of time has been spont on that one error

    • @Spikehead777
      @Spikehead777 3 года назад +1

      Sometimes I'd rather have something be differently wrong. Usually it means I did something to change the outcome and that potentially leads towards success.

  • @StartToSkill
    @StartToSkill 3 года назад +2897

    Vista: "Estimating time remaining..."
    *2 hours later*
    Vista: "Estimating time remaining..."
    Vista: "0 seconds remaining"
    *Task finishes*

    • @FalconFlurry
      @FalconFlurry 3 года назад +160

      At least your task finished, legend says there are Vista computers out there that are still estimating the time remaining

    • @mojave5661
      @mojave5661 3 года назад +17

      haha funny because vista bad.. get it?

    • @0_-
      @0_- 3 года назад +2

      I think the disk can go faster but it'll take time to get to it's max speed at that current time

    • @krinkrin5982
      @krinkrin5982 3 года назад +4

      That particular issue is because the system is indexing files and it can take ages to do just that.

    • @Menjoood
      @Menjoood 3 года назад +6

      Ah yes, the Vista experience of everyone who've never used Vista.

  • @StdDev99
    @StdDev99 2 года назад

    That's the kind of golden content I subscribe to Tom Scott for.

  • @seiru
    @seiru 2 года назад

    That's a smooth way to end the video. Respect++

  • @angelogandolfo4174
    @angelogandolfo4174 3 года назад +478

    “.... and 24 seconds.” Smack bang on the 24 second mark. Now THAT’S attention to detail........

    • @feronanthus9756
      @feronanthus9756 3 года назад +18

      Or padding out the necessary time with the intro

    • @igorchistyakov8876
      @igorchistyakov8876 3 года назад +8

      @@feronanthus9756 one does not contradict the other, tbh.

    • @beast123465
      @beast123465 3 года назад +1

      I’m shook on how accurate this was

  • @jbtechcon7434
    @jbtechcon7434 3 года назад +1437

    "Are you done?" "No." "When will you be done?" "I won't know until I'm done."

  • @grraver
    @grraver Год назад

    Loved the video! Thanks!

  • @samanthak9346
    @samanthak9346 2 года назад

    really clear and interesting. Thanks!!

  • @PedroSantos-fw6gk
    @PedroSantos-fw6gk 3 года назад +519

    When my torrent downloads shows _"63 years remaining"_ I'm like "great, I'll leave it downloading and come back when I'm 84." Ten minutes later: _" seeding"_

    • @laurinneff4304
      @laurinneff4304 3 года назад +36

      Always love it when that happens. One time I got like 500 bytes per second. It hurt, but at least the download wasn't completely stalled

    • @dylanwhitney8889
      @dylanwhitney8889 3 года назад +55

      Nothing worse than going back to check on the download and seeing that it's on 99% but all the seeders are gone😂

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 года назад +13

      @@laurinneff4304 I always increase my seed ratio like 10-100x higher than my default limit when that happens, hoping to offset the ppl that just leech, and maybe ultimately bringing the speed a bit higher for later ppl

    • @jaakkopontinen
      @jaakkopontinen 3 года назад +4

      Heh is Bittorrent still a thing? Been years since I last saw these terms used :) Seeding! Had forgotten! And share ratio!

    • @donnawander7710
      @donnawander7710 3 года назад +17

      @@jaakkopontinen yep! it gets used for linux ISOs quite frequently

  • @heck_n_degenerate940
    @heck_n_degenerate940 3 года назад +2270

    You always gotta love seeing
    “ETA: 11960 hours 28 minutes 54 seconds”

    • @0_-
      @0_- 3 года назад +16

      What does ETA mean?

    • @heck_n_degenerate940
      @heck_n_degenerate940 3 года назад +84

      @@0_- ETA stands for estimated time of arrival, in this case it’s the amount of time the computer thinks will take for something to download.

    • @brethebird3148
      @brethebird3148 3 года назад +77

      37 seconds later *task complete*

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 3 года назад +16

      ETA 2147483648 hours

    • @Penguinking9466
      @Penguinking9466 3 года назад +7

      Or like 99+ hours

  • @amai_zing
    @amai_zing Год назад +3

    I’ve been a software developer for decades and I still find myself trying to explain to people that the progress bar shows how much of all the tasks the program needs to perform have been done, not how much time it’s going to take to do those tasks
    Since things have gone largely internet based (which can be a total crapshoot), progress bars have largely been replaced with spinning loading things because we developers have essentially given up on trying to give any predictions and just want to let the user know “we’re still doing something, please continue wait”

  • @samaye5551
    @samaye5551 2 года назад

    Tom Scott tells me things I didnt even know I really wanted to know

  • @31ll087
    @31ll087 3 года назад +457

    The real pain is when it starts going backwards.

    • @tk36_real
      @tk36_real 3 года назад +8

      Hello there

    • @dabs4270
      @dabs4270 3 года назад +7

      @@tk36_real general Kenobi

    • @31ll087
      @31ll087 3 года назад +4

      @@tk36_real General Kenobi

    • @kislayanand4641
      @kislayanand4641 3 года назад +8

      "I've come to bargain"

    • @dabs4270
      @dabs4270 3 года назад +8

      @@kislayanand4641 no, you came here to be general Kenobi

  • @LashanR
    @LashanR 3 года назад +839

    I know you could easily just look at a timer but I was honestly more impressed at your 1:24 callout than the "this video has 10,646,282 views" video

    • @blaster-zy7xx
      @blaster-zy7xx 3 года назад +89

      It was done by 1) a good estimation of the script length with a few practice runs. 2) Leaving one cut at the intro to slide the body of the video up or down the timeline to have his callout match the timecode.

    • @brodiebligh4828
      @brodiebligh4828 3 года назад +81

      @@blaster-zy7xx Or there was just a clock next to the camera

    • @wojtek4p4
      @wojtek4p4 3 года назад +32

      Probably a teleprompter and a timer. And experience. And a few retakes.

    • @CoffeePoints
      @CoffeePoints 3 года назад +40

      And the nothingness at the end of the video. Just add the required amount of seconds needed to make the prediction accurate

    • @ekevanderzee9538
      @ekevanderzee9538 3 года назад +11

      Stopwatch and a buffer at the end of the video so the final length could be edited precisely.

  • @MrGhozt
    @MrGhozt 2 года назад +8

    Progress bar: 3 percent complete
    Estimated finish time: 2 minutes remaining
    Progress bar: 99 percent complete
    Also estimated finish time: 22 years remaining

  • @ast9398
    @ast9398 2 года назад

    Tom is proof that knowledge is the coolest thing

  • @choozu
    @choozu 3 года назад +1293

    Checkout lines at the supermarket ARE the real life progress bars. You think that they're only a couple of shoppers ahead of you remaining but then one of them spends eons on counting their coupons and/or "remembering" to get one more thing and disappearing into the aisles!

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 3 года назад +48

      Did they have to take a boat to get to the isles?

    • @stevencraeynest7729
      @stevencraeynest7729 3 года назад +26

      or the cashier's shift ends suddenly

    • @geshtu1760
      @geshtu1760 3 года назад +40

      Exactly - and wondering whether to switch to a different checkout is like deciding whether to cancel the download and try again from a different server

    • @dananskidolf
      @dananskidolf 3 года назад +3

      All these things sound like problems from back in the "human cashier" days.

    • @canis_lupus2220
      @canis_lupus2220 3 года назад +2

      ​@21st Century Socialist Cannot happen here, because every scanned item needs to go into the weighing area before it lets you scan the next. But I agree, I take longer at the self-checkout than a trained cashier would take to mark my items. So the waiting time becomes an important factor when choosing between the two options.

  • @davidlatoche8751
    @davidlatoche8751 3 года назад +762

    Steam: "installing.. estimated 0 seconds remaining."
    *1 minute later*

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 года назад +56

      I've had the opposite: download time remaining: 3 years.
      Spoiler: it did not take three years. It was less than 15 minutes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @TaijiArban
      @TaijiArban 3 года назад +9

      Same with valorant update: More than a year.
      I even saw some program say incalculable.

    • @AgentxRyan
      @AgentxRyan 3 года назад +2

      @@TaijiArban lmao that reminds me Windows once said that Valorant took up 3.4 terabytes of space (visual glitch) when it really took up like 13gb

    • @kasane1337
      @kasane1337 3 года назад

      I get that so often. Usually it sits at "0 seconds remaining" for at least 2 min.

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 3 года назад +2

      @@AgentxRyan not progress bar-related, but your comment reminds me of installing an old game on a modern computer and the install program telling me the computer might not be able to run the game because it required 32 MB of RAM and I had only 4 GB.

  • @kentslocum
    @kentslocum 2 года назад +3

    Now I really want to get in line for the UFO experience.

  • @hammerfahrer3166
    @hammerfahrer3166 2 года назад

    those edits are really great

  • @a_blind_sniper
    @a_blind_sniper 3 года назад +403

    My favorite progress bars also have the optional "Details" feed that prints what's been happening. Seeing a lot of text print really quickly gives a satisfying indicator that "things are happening!"

    • @doomse150
      @doomse150 3 года назад +25

      If the detailed log is really detailed, this could actually slow down progress, because displaying stuff on screen also takes time

    • @pacifico4999
      @pacifico4999 3 года назад +8

      @Ezequiel Ciamparella it will take the same time with dummy text or meaningful text. Printing on console is the slow part, if you do it too much.

    • @doomse150
      @doomse150 3 года назад

      @Ezequiel Ciamparella What Pacífico said

    • @ABaumstumpf
      @ABaumstumpf 3 года назад +5

      ​@@doomse150 Depends - but just 1-2 lines per Second will have no noticeable impact unless you are really really bad at your job (or a web"developer").

    • @MrTyrellcorp
      @MrTyrellcorp 3 года назад +2

      @@ABaumstumpf 1 or 2 lines in a loop can really slow things down tho

  • @scorchik11
    @scorchik11 3 года назад +173

    Even an actual queue acts like loading bars, many people just go straight through and then there’s one person who takes forever

    • @jackw7714
      @jackw7714 3 года назад +2

      At the cash machine there is always that person who acts like they've never used one before

  • @alexandreblais8756
    @alexandreblais8756 Год назад

    Well that was quite informative, thank you for the video

  • @axefinn9343
    @axefinn9343 2 года назад

    I honestly knew what to expect and halfway through wondered why I even clicked this

  • @imarcus1973
    @imarcus1973 3 года назад +678

    "Less than 1 minute remaining", Yes 1 Microsoft minute...

    • @dave0smeg
      @dave0smeg 3 года назад +114

      Love Microsoft Minutes. "23 Minutes remaining" means anything from 7 minutes to 32 hours.

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 3 года назад +1

      @@dave0smeg ahh

    • @danielgstohl9993
      @danielgstohl9993 3 года назад +7

      Don't quote me on this, but I think that behaviour comes from the way caching is handled. Essentially, most OSs will take some RAM that's unused at the moment and use it to cache disk writes to make them faster or even save some write operations if the same thing is modified multiple times.
      The Windows Explorer doesn't know about that and just hears from the OS that files are being written, but not whether they are written to RAM or the actual disk. But the developers of Explorer probably thought of that, so to be sure the Explorer will tell the OS to flush the cache, (i.e. tell it to write all cached from RAM to the disk) before closing the copy dialog. They just didn't think to make a progress bar for that or adjust the existing one.

    • @fatrobin72
      @fatrobin72 3 года назад +9

      1 minute later. "2 hours remaining"
      5 minutes later. "Done."

    • @Armageddon_71
      @Armageddon_71 3 года назад

      Similar to The World. Dio's monologues that are supposed to be 7 seconds long can be anywhere from 10 seconds to 10 minutes.

  • @jeffreytenthije
    @jeffreytenthije 3 года назад +639

    The progressbar type I hate is the quick or smooth type, but just takes forever to confirm the last % because it skipped all of the other 99 bc of the smoothness

  • @iankemp1131
    @iankemp1131 7 месяцев назад

    Great explanation and great ending :)

  • @dheerajbalodi3071
    @dheerajbalodi3071 Год назад

    Well done great job explaining it

  • @shmup2923
    @shmup2923 3 года назад +265

    I remember back in the 2000's , the bars had little reference and animation. So I would put my cursor lined up with the bar to see if it was moved.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 3 года назад +7

      +1

    • @ardenkel1127
      @ardenkel1127 3 года назад +1

      Waaaay before that. I did it in Norton Commander days...

    • @johnme60
      @johnme60 3 года назад +22

      yup😂😂 , I did the similar , I used to remember like: " it was below the letter "e" , now it has moved from there.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 года назад

      I remember doing the same!

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 3 года назад

      Haha same

  • @sweetpandageek
    @sweetpandageek 3 года назад +200

    “it’ll still probably be wrong... just differently wrong!” is a perfect explanation of me going back to check my answers on a math test

    • @shakir_ahmad
      @shakir_ahmad 3 года назад +1

      Your comment is the reason why I like internet.

  • @gushax
    @gushax 2 года назад

    This is the most brilliant video ending on RUclips EVER. Period.

  • @karirinnn
    @karirinnn 2 года назад

    Tom Scott answers the questions we forgot we had.

  • @michaeledmunds7266
    @michaeledmunds7266 3 года назад +446

    Me downloading a game off the PlayStation store: "Download will be complete in 50 minutes... 3 hours... 20 minutes.... 30 minutes... it's done."

    • @moreuse
      @moreuse 3 года назад +10

      then its stuck at "Copying...." for hours

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +3

      You guys have anything other than a samsung s3?!

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +3

      And GOOD INTERNET?!!

    • @miningmonkey1
      @miningmonkey1 3 года назад +1

      @@moreuse yes

    • @no1DdC
      @no1DdC 3 года назад +4

      It took me three days to download all the updates for Gran Turismo 6 on PS3 - with a freakin' 300 Mbit/s connection. I was using the disc copy, I might add. Why? Because someone at Sony decided that the best way to deliver updates on that system was by having each individual update install separately. This is a minor annoyance with a game that has received its normal three to five patches over its lifespan, but with GT6, this meant installing 22 patches, one after the other, each of them at least hundreds of megabytes large on a system with a hard drive that would have been slow in 2006 and a processor that is fine in a supercomputer, but utterly incapable of quickly decompressing large amounts of data. And the system inevitably failed at installing some of these patches, even crashed during one over night download session, because it's from 2006 and Sony's engineers were taking crazy pills at the time, so I had to delete everything and restart again twice. Those three days were the successful installation run and don't include previous failed ones. Naturally, Sony's servers were also slow as hell, for some reason, which didn't make it any faster.
      Let's just say the PS3 is the last Sony console I've ever bought. The game's great though and it was totally worth the effort, but holy hell, what a nightmare.

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 3 года назад +1019

    I was friends with a computer genius as a kid, and his parents always had the cutting edge tech to play around with. One thing I remember him saying is "When I grow up and program games, I'm going to make a load bar that runs smoothly." That was his one mission in life, haha.

    • @Josh-ez1bt
      @Josh-ez1bt 3 года назад +66

      i hope that guy becomes successful

    • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
      @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 3 года назад +110

      I wish him well on his crusade for the perfect loading bar

    • @farisfaikar_r
      @farisfaikar_r 3 года назад +27

      We'll watch his carrier with great interest

    • @inolongerusethisaccount4004
      @inolongerusethisaccount4004 3 года назад +12

      The quest for the perfect progress bar

    • @magi1134
      @magi1134 3 года назад +23

      My idea is the active colored part moving smoothly, but the size of the end extends itself if the loading is buffering

  • @micanalnotienenombre
    @micanalnotienenombre Год назад

    This video outro is a piece of art

  • @darenstafford200
    @darenstafford200 2 года назад

    I’ve always wondered why this happened. Thanks!

  • @daniellefreyaold6099
    @daniellefreyaold6099 3 года назад +512

    I like it when they include something like a "3/16 modules loaded" or scroll names of current operations in plain text ( more common on linux machines) its a much more tactile sense that the machine is continuing to work, and seems a little more reassuring.

    • @sulevturnpuu5491
      @sulevturnpuu5491 3 года назад +69

      And then the Everquest progressbar started telling things like 'Attaching beards to dwarves.'

    • @Hxrb
      @Hxrb 3 года назад +70

      I've seen a post about someone complaining that "Their apps (or website, I forgot) tooks forever to load" and the company decided to do nothing except adding words like "Processing File (abc)..." and "Rendering assets (123)..." under the bar.
      The same customer said that the loading screen are now faster than before HAHAHA.

    • @whatis4295
      @whatis4295 3 года назад +60

      @@Hxrb One of the beauties of UX. Just add in something to look at and the program appears to be more responsive. It even works for people who knows how that trick.

    • @fissure256
      @fissure256 3 года назад +14

      @@sulevturnpuu5491 Or the classic "reticulating splines" from SimCity 2000

    • @lukmly013
      @lukmly013 3 года назад +13

      @@whatis4295 Yes. Like turning on Linux machine.
      How it feels normally: 5 minutes
      How it feels when I hit arrow: 10 seconds

  • @theaidanator
    @theaidanator 3 года назад +414

    how you managed to time this single uncut monologue and casually describe the exact length of the video is a subtle nod to the pre production behind these videos. Great job as always Tom and team!

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 3 года назад +17

      I don't even understand how they managed to pull it off.

    • @Megaranator
      @Megaranator 3 года назад +47

      @@wariolandgoldpiramid they used very good estimate and then they can hide the few seconds of error behind edits.

    • @rei-rei
      @rei-rei 3 года назад +7

      Reminds me of Tim Minchin's Three Minute Song

    • @Josh-ui7nq
      @Josh-ui7nq 3 года назад +35

      The outro had some leeway when it cut out, also the endcard could be increased/reduced. Also practice

    • @michaeljones5681
      @michaeljones5681 3 года назад +2

      @@Josh-ui7nq yes the Tom loading screen could also have been cut out if really that close

  • @warvzel1365
    @warvzel1365 2 года назад +1

    Finally! A very accurate and relevant video!

  • @David_Crayford
    @David_Crayford Год назад +2

    If you have two machines, you can leave one to process, download or install in its own time while doing something productive on the other computer or device.
    If you are building or fixing a computer, you may need a second one to display the PDF of the manual, or to search online for how to fix the broken one.
    And if it's the whole network that is being fixed, then it's time to catch up on something offline, even if it's just making yourself a nice cup of tea.

  • @Gruggo
    @Gruggo 3 года назад +287

    I'm sure we've all done this, placed our mouse cursor right at the current position of a progress bar, so we can see if it's actually moving when we check on it again after some arbitrary amount of time.

    • @roietbd2992
      @roietbd2992 3 года назад

      Not okay, boomer.

    • @fk0692
      @fk0692 3 года назад +22

      @@roietbd2992 you on mobile or something? everyone does that!

    • @rukevweb5674
      @rukevweb5674 3 года назад +19

      @@roietbd2992 Shut tf up

    • @user-zl1fx3lw9c
      @user-zl1fx3lw9c 3 года назад +10

      I have made a game out of keeping my cursor _just_ out of reach of the bar, and keeping it as close as can be without touching it. The suspense of 'will I have to move my cursor some second in the next hour?' really helps time pass.

    • @yplokalaileekai7106
      @yplokalaileekai7106 3 года назад +5

      i put my finger and always thought i moved it and the bar hasn't moved

  • @D9Beats
    @D9Beats 3 года назад +493

    This guy out here answering the real questions

  • @mitachu
    @mitachu Год назад

    Super video about could be a very dry subject. Oh, and it's great to see an Acorn A3010 in the background!