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  • Опубликовано: 22 фев 2014
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Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @Carbonated__Milk
    @Carbonated__Milk 8 лет назад +1472

    This is one of the few times Jared hasn't censored "fuck". Truly beautiful.

    • @Carbonated__Milk
      @Carbonated__Milk 7 лет назад +56

      ***** There's no other ProJared video where he doesn't censor "fuck"

    • @wwenetwork5
      @wwenetwork5 7 лет назад +65

      Tucker Mills worst console ever "Fucking power downs"

    • @Carbonated__Milk
      @Carbonated__Milk 7 лет назад +20

      +Mattman 850 ah shhhhhhhhhhiet. I forgot that video existed. I seem to be in the small pool of people who didn't honestly like that one.

    • @char7403
      @char7403 6 лет назад +9

      Tucker Mills Worst Console Ever was the second ProJared vid I watched, a few years after his Slender video

    • @life-wu3ti
      @life-wu3ti 6 лет назад +2

      Tucker Mills hiuuuuiii

  • @TKnightcrawler
    @TKnightcrawler 8 лет назад +228

    I played the PC version with no slowdown. :-P I'd pick up rocks and place them right over the red ant holes. Normally the reds would be able to clear it out, but if you placed 9 rocks on the ant hole, the only thing they can do is make a new exit. This takes them a long time, meanwhile they are running out of food. And before their workers could bring food back to their starving colony, I'd have either had my black ants taken over the food patches first, or filled up their new ant hole and surrounded the rocks there with my own ants to keep them from getting in. And thus, I sealed enemy ant colonies in the dark underground until they all starved to death.

    • @hansadvance6243
      @hansadvance6243 8 лет назад +31

      really!?
      it's one of the most silliest and somehow the best strategy to beat the place easily
      (especially in the 8th and 5th scenarios [i guess because i forgot it] due that there is no rain to shatter the stones)

    • @grantstratton2239
      @grantstratton2239 3 года назад +21

      I seem to remember you could beat the PC version in like 10 minutes by setting breeders to 70% and just sending hordes of queens to colonize the yard before the reds can. Later, switch between sections to send armies of queens into the same red section until the section is won. Rinse and repeat

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 2 года назад +1

      I remember doing the same thing lol

    • @jamesbryan2807
      @jamesbryan2807 2 года назад +4

      Exactly. How this guy could nvr beat the game is beyond me

    • @xXAkirhaXx
      @xXAkirhaXx 2 года назад +2

      If these ants were humans there'd be some international law about this.

  • @Starcrash6984
    @Starcrash6984 6 лет назад +102

    There's _one_ fun aspect to SimAnt -- *playing as a spider* . You can "mindjack" any of your ant buddies by just pressing X and then clicking on them, but I'll bet you never tried it on a spider, did you? It totally works.

    • @dryaddyad7757
      @dryaddyad7757 2 года назад +5

      On the snes version?

    • @Ghostguy693
      @Ghostguy693 2 года назад +2

      @@dryaddyad7757 They said "pressing X" so yeah, probably?

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 Год назад +3

      @@Ghostguy693 no, it's X on the PC. I'm pretty you can't play as the spider on the SNES

  • @bhume7535
    @bhume7535 5 лет назад +535

    I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least of the poorly aged comments.

    • @El_Bastardo
      @El_Bastardo 5 лет назад +7

      Especially after 3:56 you'd think everyone would be calling that grooming too.

    • @lordofbanana6869
      @lordofbanana6869 5 лет назад +20

      I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least comments about some controversy that happened years after he recorded this video. Projared created really good content for this "genre" of youtube videos.

    • @steve3758
      @steve3758 4 года назад

      Late term lead abortion 😋

    • @MarioMarioPlushGUY
      @MarioMarioPlushGUY 4 года назад +1

      They must have not made it that far down the list lol

  • @ghoulishlycool
    @ghoulishlycool 8 лет назад +382

    "A few of them praising the sun." \[T]/

  • @Eva1337
    @Eva1337 9 лет назад +365

    I can't examine real ants where I live, because they're all fire ants and all they want to do is bite me.

    • @BouArmy
      @BouArmy 9 лет назад +12

      Holy shit!

    • @toast8993
      @toast8993 9 лет назад +6

      I got bit by one when I was 2 because she lays me down on a nest of them and HOLY SHIT it hurt so bad I didn't want to sit down for months

    • @toast8993
      @toast8993 9 лет назад +4

      Oh and when I got bit by one all the others came two... And I'm pretty sure you can imagine how bad that felt😢

    • @jpxyUA
      @jpxyUA 9 лет назад +18

      Well you know what they say... BITE THEM RIGHT BACK!

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 9 лет назад +1

      You're Australian, right ?

  • @tonythetalkingclock1880
    @tonythetalkingclock1880 7 лет назад +328

    "Through the pressure of growing up in a black society"
    Oh my God. xD

  • @StoneMonkWisdom
    @StoneMonkWisdom 7 лет назад +104

    8:14 You CAN fight the Queen Ant yourself, you just have to use the correct button to do so, and target her face while doing it, I've always done it. Like double clicking on an enemy to initiate combat. This is just a theory but I feel like Jared just let the Red Ants (workers, soldiers, and breeders) initiate and attack him instead.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 Год назад +4

      That was my strategy. First thing: go to red ants nest and kill queen. If I die instead, go again.

  • @Blueman8305
    @Blueman8305 8 лет назад +461

    "...Honey, That ProJared guy is outside again."
    "What's he doing now??"
    "He's...Spraying the ground with any killer, with a magnefying glass, yelling at the ants."
    "...Huh."

  • @farcry223
    @farcry223 5 месяцев назад +11

    This video is now 10 years old.

    • @KorySutherland
      @KorySutherland 22 дня назад

      I'm watching this because I miss "Now In The 90s" so damn much

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 9 лет назад +729

    Imagine an AntSim game where you start out simple, but end up being able to breed mutant ants with stupid powers. The end goal of the game is to attack and murder human beings. It wouldn't be anything TOO graphic, mostly just people screaming in fear as you crawl up their legs and start feasting on them.

    • @Metasylum
      @Metasylum 9 лет назад +7

      Sarru Y'know I think the old Wii shop had a game like that, I remember seeing it once.

    • @Weenmeen
      @Weenmeen 9 лет назад +2

      Name?

    • @Metasylum
      @Metasylum 9 лет назад +5

      Solomon Gumball Wish I could help ya but I can't think of it.

    • @dwainnellums2743
      @dwainnellums2743 8 лет назад +15

      +Sarru reminds me of hunter x hunter

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 8 лет назад +5

      Dwain Nellums
      Just more reasons why it's an awesome idea.

  • @KentaroMiyamoto21
    @KentaroMiyamoto21 5 лет назад +344

    12:15 My reaction to all the allegations and lies.

    • @xXAkirhaXx
      @xXAkirhaXx 5 лет назад +19

      To the top with you.

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 5 лет назад +6

      Can you not try to bring it up every five seconds?

    • @obsidianbasilisk5753
      @obsidianbasilisk5753 5 лет назад +43

      Sloth That’s funny because many people (maybe even you) were happy and content with bringing up false allegations every five seconds as a way to hate on Jared before they were proven false. But now that his fans are celebrating his return, you tell them to shut up? Bullshit.

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 4 года назад +18

      @@obsidianbasilisk5753 I agree with you. O grew up with Jared and sadly believed the alligations to be true. Now i saw my mistake and am happy hes back. But i think we should move in from the contreversy entirely and just talk about other great parts of the channel's

    • @PaperThin_
      @PaperThin_ 4 года назад +12

      @@Purple_Sloth What did you expect? This is a Projared video. If your favorite youtuber was under false accusations and massive hate from millions of people but somehow pushes through it all would you not be happy? Although I agree with you. Seeing people making "Projared good, internet people bad" type comments gets tiring and makes me mad that those same people probably did believe those allegations and slandered his name throughout the whole ordeal. Hell, some may be jumping on that bandwagon and using Projared's innocence to gain oh so sweet internetpoints. But I guess im getting a little bit off topic. Point is its annoying to see so many of these type of comments, but all I want people to do is remember. Remember that maybe they are the scumbags in the situation. Maybe, just maybe that they were the scumbags all along. And I want them to remember. I want them to remember to think before they click.

  • @LilianOrchard
    @LilianOrchard 10 лет назад +180

    "I apologize to everybody with Arachnophobia"
    This game is the reason I have Arachnophobia!

  • @cheezeofages
    @cheezeofages 10 лет назад +247

    This game isn't nearly as hard as SimAunt, I keep making the nieces and nephews grow up to hate me because I wouldn't stop pinching their cheeks when they were tiny and adorable. I even tried using the casserole, but I don't think they liked it either. What the heck am I doing wrong?

    • @duckokido7150
      @duckokido7150 10 лет назад +7

      See SimAnt And SimAunt are the same, The only Different is SimAunt Has an extra letter than SimAnt

    • @Delta4280
      @Delta4280 10 лет назад +30

      better than SimMother In-law

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 10 лет назад +16

      Delta4280 And much, much better than Sim-Grandpa. Seriously, the pacing of that game is so dull!

    • @cam897
      @cam897 9 лет назад +9

      I'm excited for their new game SimNephew

    • @Delta4280
      @Delta4280 9 лет назад +6

      ThunderPsyker You also get to see a 10-second clip (stock footage), then it'll end abruptly with this quote: "wait... I wasn't there."

  • @xDragonHybridx
    @xDragonHybridx 9 лет назад +51

    I'm glad this was only the console version of the game. The PC SimAnt was much more terrifying, with better pixel art and sound quality and effects, along with a horrifying close up shot of the spider's face as you watch it literally chew your ant up and spit it back out again. Thanks Maixs, for such a fond, fond memory for my 5 year old brain.

  • @p.r.1308
    @p.r.1308 2 года назад +29

    Love to watch the classics of Projared videos from time to time.

  • @okey7281
    @okey7281 9 лет назад +189

    Sim suspenders is my favorite game

    • @nanaiceclimber4392
      @nanaiceclimber4392 9 лет назад +14

      that profile pic though XD somehow it suits the sentence.. I dunno why

    • @okey7281
      @okey7281 9 лет назад +3

      Nana Ice Climber yus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nanaiceclimber4392
      @nanaiceclimber4392 9 лет назад +2

      TheGamerManDudeGuy ..... 0.0 *grabs mallet and steps back* uhhhh..

    • @ShootStyleZombie
      @ShootStyleZombie 9 лет назад +2

      Sim Suspenders is better than the last SimCity game

    • @fledge8188
      @fledge8188 9 лет назад +5

      Le IGN: "10/10 best game ever would bang w/ a fork."

  • @AbuseForViews
    @AbuseForViews 8 лет назад +270

    I could live off this, Worst Console ever, and jontrons plug and play video forever

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 8 лет назад +16

      +Stubnoob I could do the same with the hydlide trilogy and yugioh abridged.

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 8 лет назад +5

      oh you'd get sick of it after a while

    • @nautilusbones980
      @nautilusbones980 8 лет назад +2

      Yes.

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 7 лет назад +15

      Jack Newton Nope. I can watch this for all of eternity and still be entertained

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 7 лет назад +5

      Mango Bacon your name is absolutely beautiful

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 8 лет назад +80

    What is a "professional insect"? Who's paying them?

    • @Ryogathelost
      @Ryogathelost 8 лет назад +26

      +SolidSonicTH See, they're civil servants basically, so they're paid by the ant government.

    • @signaunderdown3870
      @signaunderdown3870 8 лет назад

      +Evan Tamborini Silly Symphony

  • @battlemageazulio1019
    @battlemageazulio1019 8 лет назад +316

    "I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" -ProJared, 2014
    Favorite part, right there. xD

    • @battlemageazulio1019
      @battlemageazulio1019 8 лет назад +6

      Well, that was kinda funny too, but I prefer the "I AM AN ANT *GOD*!!!" Part. xD

    • @Glennwert
      @Glennwert 8 лет назад +1

      +BlueJavelin byatiful

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 8 лет назад +3

      +BlueJavelin It is also cool "oh my god, I become a drug lord, nice" I lost myself at that video.

    • @captainsalti2611
      @captainsalti2611 8 лет назад

      quote of the century

    • @battlemageazulio1019
      @battlemageazulio1019 8 лет назад +3

      *****
      Indeed. "Proof of a Hero" FTW. =P

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 7 лет назад +406

    Actually, that lawn kind of looks like crabgrass.
    But you know, that's just a matter of SimAnt-ics.

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 5 лет назад +361

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 17

    • @PumbusBungus
      @PumbusBungus 4 года назад +15

      Godspeed

    • @rosesbloom324
      @rosesbloom324 4 года назад +6

      You are a true hero

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 4 года назад +6

      I've been watching his legend of zelda randomized videos recently

    • @omnipocket3055
      @omnipocket3055 3 года назад +2

      Cause you turned on him and feel guilty huh?

    • @SlitherLament
      @SlitherLament 3 года назад +3

      It wasn't really out of guilt since I didn't turn on him. Though I'll fully admit I didn't even try to look into it. But with the amount of people who did, I felt that even a little more activity in his video feeds would be a nice way to give a long distance pat on the back.

  • @Psyberify
    @Psyberify 5 лет назад +47

    I’m surprised this game hasn’t been remade.

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 2 года назад +4

      There's a game in development called "Empires of the Undergrowth" that's basically a spiritual successor to this. Not sure how far long it's come.

    • @TheItalianTrash
      @TheItalianTrash 2 года назад +1

      It has an unofficial sequel/spiritual successor called 'Ant Queen' on PC.

  • @Gwennerini
    @Gwennerini 7 лет назад +92

    Did somebody say
    \ [T]/
    [*].
    / \
    PRAISE THE SUN?!?!

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo 4 года назад +2

      @@Shin_Gojira is more like
      Praise Jared again

    • @Shin_Gojira
      @Shin_Gojira 4 года назад +4

      @@Kjajo i have my regrets, and believed in the lie is one.

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 10 лет назад +12

    03:56 Me: Yep, totaly stealing that one.

  • @TheQuarterGuy
    @TheQuarterGuy 10 лет назад +73

    So you ditched the "...I'm playing SimAnt...", huh?

    • @diegorojas2049
      @diegorojas2049 10 лет назад +3

      He totally changed his presentation, so it doesn't surprise me :/

    • @VexedGamerShow
      @VexedGamerShow 10 лет назад +1

      What a snob.

    • @Senthain
      @Senthain 10 лет назад +3

      VexedGamerShow
      *Shots Fired*

    • @wanderLBP
      @wanderLBP 10 лет назад +2

      Good. It was kinda stupid.

    • @DeeZeeGuitar
      @DeeZeeGuitar 10 лет назад

      thats what i noticed first!!!

  • @georggross1232
    @georggross1232 4 года назад +14

    "That's why I was never invited to partiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees."

  • @ParrotMan01276
    @ParrotMan01276 5 лет назад +15

    This video had a lot of great hilarious moments, though I've never been too big on sims. I hope Jared recovers from this.

  • @LilianOrchard
    @LilianOrchard 9 лет назад +195

    Why on earth does solid-state cartridge game take that long to save?! Loading times didn't even exist in the cartridge era!

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 9 лет назад +5

      +Jerry Peet Oh, hey, Jerry. Didn't know you were here.

    • @soundwave5634
      @soundwave5634 8 лет назад +3

      +ackbarfan5556 Trust me when I say he shows up on the most random of videos.

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 6 лет назад +3

      ackbarfan5556 Holy shit her name was *JERRY?!?!*
      Man, no wonder she changed it. That's almost as bad s name as Randy Stair

    • @270z
      @270z 6 лет назад +15

      Reading and writing speeds differ on all drives. Writing almost always being slower. And not all cartridges were capable of being written to by the console. This means that extra chips were often added to the cartridge to support this feature with varying levels of efficiency.

    • @BaconSenpai
      @BaconSenpai 6 лет назад +1

      You just asked why does saving take long when loading doesn't. What the fuck?

  • @eximmt
    @eximmt 9 лет назад +120

    My mom made me get rid of my ps2 and all my games in 2006 when I was 10 because she read some bogus story online about how all the school shooters played video games and therefore videogames make school shooters. So, I have none of the games I loved as a child anymore. I started playing again in 2011 when my uncle gave me his ps3. But, no nostalgia games or old consoles😞

    • @dfm6868
      @dfm6868 9 лет назад +34

      Bruh screw Fox News and there bullcrap

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 9 лет назад +41

      Ugh, that sucks man, I hate when I hear about the casualties of hysteria and propaganda. You have my commiseration, friend. haha!

    • @stevenrobson8831
      @stevenrobson8831 9 лет назад +11

      That must blow

    • @toast8993
      @toast8993 9 лет назад +5

      Wow that must of SUCK'D

    • @eximmt
      @eximmt 9 лет назад +5

      Midnagamein G yeah I just got a ps2 now that I'm out of the house and got the sly games plus some other classics I never played on the ps2 because I was so young like mgs 3, silent hill 2, and resident evil 4.

  • @jacobjett8227
    @jacobjett8227 8 лет назад +266

    i thought an ant simulation game would be great for a modern game. the difference i would make though? id try to make it a rts game like command and conquer instead of actually being an ant. i would also have multiple factions of ants, so its not just a 2 sided battle. if there is already a game like that...let me know

  • @AnubusStar
    @AnubusStar 9 лет назад +58

    The PC version is better. Loved it as a kid, love it now.

    • @LordOberic1
      @LordOberic1 9 лет назад +1

      AnubusStar Indeed, the computer version is much more playable.

    • @TheKarui
      @TheKarui 8 лет назад +8

      +AnubusStar I remember loving the PC version and watching with joy as my black ant comrades took out the red ant infidels.

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea 8 лет назад +5

      +TheKarui AntHammer 40k

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea 8 лет назад +1

      Jordan Alexander just normal garden ants.

    • @PrometheusRobo
      @PrometheusRobo 8 лет назад +4

      Poor Jared didn't even know he could slay the red queen himself. Thus making part of his review, an accidental lie or rather, a preconceived notion about a falsity.

  • @CazTheGamerGuy
    @CazTheGamerGuy 10 лет назад +49

    I think this is one of the cases where the PC version was definitely the better option to play. Controls were more tight, the strategy was existent and well-done, to say nothing of winnable, and the food was... ok, there was still only peas, but the PC version of SimAnt was fun instead of a fascinating bore.

    • @ClockworkBard
      @ClockworkBard 10 лет назад +2

      I'm curious what the PC version brings to the strategy that the SNES version doesn't. I've only played the Mac and SNES versions, and the Mac version required significantly less strategy. Once you beat the red ants the first time, you basically won. It was just a matter of breeding wildly and stomping them out before they could do anything else.

  • @KoroftheSon
    @KoroftheSon 10 лет назад +18

    I started watching your videos last night and I JUST CAN'T STOP.

    • @livbarnhart1605
      @livbarnhart1605 10 лет назад +4

      I stayed up until ONE AM for two nights in a row watching his videos after I first found them. Trust me, it gets worse from here. I still can't stop...

  • @JiggyWiggyASMR
    @JiggyWiggyASMR 8 лет назад +153

    2:18 I can taste a bit of PBG here. Ech. Peanut butter's sticking to my mouth. ECK.

    • @landonwilson1837
      @landonwilson1837 8 лет назад +21

      But how else will Jared get PBG-Senpai to notice him?

    • @tamach1956
      @tamach1956 8 лет назад +8

      I can taste some JonTron in this comment

    • @JiggyWiggyASMR
      @JiggyWiggyASMR 8 лет назад +3

      Mike Liska ;D

    • @when7573
      @when7573 8 лет назад

      Mike Liska Does that mean maybe Jon-senpei will notice me?

    • @s0me_sneaky_camper103
      @s0me_sneaky_camper103 8 лет назад

      Jiggy Wiggy ASMR I hate pbg

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott Год назад +8

    Jared exclaiming *"I AM AN ANT GOD"* always makes me laugh (7:38)

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 10 лет назад +6

    Also, on PC, i think the saving was much faster and no lag...
    Also, the spiders were scary as hell with their chasing sound effects.

    • @AG-ld6rv
      @AG-ld6rv 2 месяца назад +1

      The PC version was over in probably 15 minutes. No need to save. Even if you lost your progress, just start it up again.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 9 лет назад +12

    I played SimAnt all the way through several times when I was young, but it was on the PC. The controls were reasonable and I remember having a lot more personal control than shown in the SNES version in your video. Slowdown also wasn't an issue I remember. I don't remember some of the UI though, so I think quite a bit was changed for the SNES port. That's too bad, I remember the PC version being fun throughout. You should try it out sometime, if it's possible to find anymore.

    • @Cyfrik
      @Cyfrik 9 лет назад

      The PC version can be found in multiple places online. It can be downloaded from some abandonware sites, and if downloads are not your thing, the Internet Archive (a website dedicated to preserving all kinds of stuff) allows you to play the DOS version in your browser (using a server-side emulator, I think).
      EDIT: Apparently the Internet Archive has the DOS-version playable in the browser and the PC version as a separate download, it seems.

    • @danielhale1
      @danielhale1 9 лет назад

      ***** Haha, nice! When I played sim city, I had a bad habit of getting mired in severe traffic problems, and resolving the situation with monster attacks. Good times.

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 лет назад +12

    Every time ProJared mentions the word 'SimAnt', the whole world chuckles.

  • @grimbithefloob3251
    @grimbithefloob3251 8 лет назад +48

    3:55 - 3:59 is really funny.

    • @hole1274
      @hole1274 8 лет назад +12

      0:00 to 12:44 is really funny.

    • @yemmohater2796
      @yemmohater2796 8 лет назад +5

      0:00-15:55 was really funny

    • @chromaphasia453
      @chromaphasia453 7 лет назад +3

      Swiggity Swag man I love that 3:11 minutes of silence.

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 10 лет назад +9

    "I am an ant god! - ProJared" That line just killed it for me on the review.

  • @koozbot
    @koozbot 10 лет назад +6

    I love this video, the ant crib joke and the breeder ant joke nearly killed me

  • @therandomone8791
    @therandomone8791 8 лет назад +8

    12:14 was pure ProJared gold.

  • @XiAoJiNgZiZi
    @XiAoJiNgZiZi 3 года назад +4

    3:50 we are here for this

  • @jameslavoie8738
    @jameslavoie8738 9 лет назад +18

    Think the spider death is terrifying? play the PC version. If you go into one of the holes with the bug peeping out, you get pulled in and eaten! sometimes this just happens too. it gave me nightmares as a kid.

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 9 лет назад +4

      Yes! Antlions! They are terrifying and they used to be everywhere when I was a kid. I wonder if they went extinct or something?

    • @jameslavoie8738
      @jameslavoie8738 9 лет назад

      i hope they went extinct!

    • @Lahnmohr
      @Lahnmohr 9 лет назад +3

      James Lavoie Nope sorry :P they exist, but good thing for you is that its only found in specific hot places, and United States isn't one of them. Australia and Africa have it now the antlions are long gone in America

    • @jacobstacy777
      @jacobstacy777 9 лет назад +2

      Mexican LawnMower wrong good sir I can still find them in East Texas, I remember dropping ants in their holes and watching the aftermath *evil laughter*

    • @teamninjabug8287
      @teamninjabug8287 9 лет назад +6

      ***** We have them here in California too! I took an antlion as a pet, kept him in a bowl of sand, and fed him for about 3 years until he grew up into a dragonfly-looking creature. Then I let him go. :3

  • @TheMelnTeam
    @TheMelnTeam 10 лет назад +18

    I beat this game as a kid. Like you, I found fighting the reds in invasion colonies both extremely tedious and difficult combined. 10 black ants vs 200 red ants. So you bum rush the enemy queen with your infinite lives as a soldier over and over until you win at terrible odds, then eventually outgrow the queenless fools that get lawnmowered. Yay.
    There is a way to win much faster though. Never kill the red queen in the first square, but keep them too small to breed until you control the surrounding territories. Keep stalling there as your additional colonies grow and the reds never spawn across the map, because they're still in the first contested square. Once your ants cover everything possible, THEN kill the red queen. This will spawn the only remaining red colony into 100's of your ants in one of the colonies, just go there and win. The ending is kind of lulzy, you basically run the humans out of the house ^_^.

    • @Deadganon
      @Deadganon 9 лет назад

      I have done this all of the time but I wait until my the yard is about 1/3rd full before i kill the queen so I have some challenge and it isnt over right away. Also you dont have infinite lives, you only have as many lives as you have eggs since you replace one of the eggs that the queen drops... I love going into colonies with 5 or so black ants vs 300 and on a few of the maps their are rocks almost all the way going north to south of the map near your holes so I block the few entrances off so they cannot attack me allowing me time to build up alittle and find back door holes (at the bottom of my lair) into their base to either steal their food/eggs or kill their queen

    • @Lahnmohr
      @Lahnmohr 9 лет назад +1

      Deadganon Im that Lawnmower that sometimes kill you guys and your enemies :D

  • @obanxMolly1991
    @obanxMolly1991 5 лет назад +14

    Someone else watching old Jared videos to support him?

    • @Archvale8
      @Archvale8 5 лет назад +5

      Right here!

    • @ikazuchioni
      @ikazuchioni 5 лет назад +2

      I am binge re-watching his videos.

  • @jacklajoie9126
    @jacklajoie9126 8 лет назад +181

    3:56-3:59
    projared..... pick-up master.

    • @dragoncatthebest3965
      @dragoncatthebest3965 7 лет назад +1

      jack lajoie a

    • @DaSniper2
      @DaSniper2 5 лет назад +25

      This didn't age well...

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 лет назад +19

      DaSniper2 I think you mean aged like fine wine

    • @unknown404x
      @unknown404x 5 лет назад

      You had no idea

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse 5 лет назад

      That's how I do in tinder. It takes an average of 300 cunts but I don't waste my time and money. Indeed I don't waste any money whatsoever.

  • @kilgoretrout8896
    @kilgoretrout8896 9 лет назад +80

    what is this a video game for ants

    • @JEJJ5333
      @JEJJ5333 9 лет назад +12

      Kilgore Trout This game needs to be at least........three times bigger than this.

    • @Happigail_Adams
      @Happigail_Adams 9 лет назад +2

      TheJ5333
      what you want a sim spider game?

    • @EntoneTori
      @EntoneTori 9 лет назад +3

      Kilgore Trout It can't be one, or did you ever see a human-life-simulator?

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 лет назад +4

      ***** There are more important things in life other than being really, really ridicoulosly good-looking, like playing a game about ants.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 6 лет назад +4

      How can we be expected to let ants be able to play this game, if they can't even pick up the CONTROLLER?

  • @Elite4DaKill
    @Elite4DaKill 10 лет назад +12

    1:31 #PraiseTheSun

    • @reddragon8167
      @reddragon8167 10 лет назад +6

      Yes, praise the Sun, or the ant-cultists will eat you.

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 2 года назад +3

    4:41 Skyrim summed up.

  • @AzereusMumko
    @AzereusMumko 4 года назад +3

    A projared video was recommend to me, it's good signs

  • @SneakyNinja122
    @SneakyNinja122 10 лет назад +7

    The best part is the intro where he shakes the floppy disc. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @zorochii
    @zorochii 10 лет назад +8

    Well, killing insects is pretty... unavoidable. Sometimes you're... I don't know, stretching or something, and boom! A poor little guy/girl is at the *back* of your hand, just screaming of pain :'C.

  • @No1liveshere
    @No1liveshere Год назад +1

    Still come back to watch this 8 years later lol

  • @williamgear1519
    @williamgear1519 4 года назад +2

    Still on the classic ProJared binge! I forgot how many videos he had

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 10 лет назад +11

    If feels like ProJarad was channeling PBG at 2:20 lol

    • @indeimaus
      @indeimaus 10 лет назад +2

      Exactly what I thought haha

    • @Criispy___
      @Criispy___ 10 лет назад

      indeimaus Indeimaus :O you watch Projared as well? :O

    • @indeimaus
      @indeimaus 10 лет назад +2

      Of course!

    • @Criispy___
      @Criispy___ 10 лет назад

      indeimaus I love your channel man, Finally awesome to get to talk to you :P

  • @mynigga5286
    @mynigga5286 10 лет назад +3

    I'm glad you finally decided to upload your review for this, I was starting to get antsy.

  • @wizgi7201
    @wizgi7201 6 лет назад

    Im rewatching and liking all the projared videos i havent yet

  • @xxKrazyKxx
    @xxKrazyKxx 5 лет назад +7

    17 and counting. How have I never heard of this.

  • @mytruepower2
    @mytruepower2 9 лет назад +3

    I actually played Simant a lot as a kid, and again just last year on vacation, and I really enjoyed it each time. The reason; I didn't play the SNES version.
    The PC version has *very* few of the problems mentioned here. Save times are small, the yard is larger, and ant followers are far more militant when near enemies, and they'll usually do the menial tasks for you, if you just lead them to what needs doing. I never found defeating the enemy queen to be all that hard, once my base was large enough.
    After that, the game becomes a bit easier, as it's mainly about troop deployment. Just start cranking out breeders, and go to the yard menu. Spawn queens, and send them to other sections of the yard. The entire rest of the game can be played from this screen alone. Sending queens to areas bordering red ant-inhabited areas is very effective; especially if you can manage to surround them. Soon, your colonies will start to encroach on the enemies, and if they start to do the same to you, just spawn more queens and deploy wherever they're most needed.
    That just leaves the issue of it being more of a game where you're handling the strategy of things, in order to win, and... Yeah. It is. In fact, all Sim-games are, when you get down to it, about the strategy and management. The only difference with Simant, is that you can actually win it.

  • @crackdendave4726
    @crackdendave4726 10 лет назад +31

    Spiders are the only reason I didn't get through the first level of Skyrim

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 10 лет назад +7

      All you have to do is get off the boat and collect the form though.

    • @TPSgirlelise
      @TPSgirlelise 10 лет назад +1

      Can't you click mun!?

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 10 лет назад +2

      Azureth Puppy I do admit it was a hard dungeon, what with the price-checking DRM at the end of it that closes the game if you get it wrong.

    • @crackdendave4726
      @crackdendave4726 10 лет назад +4

      no not because it was hard because the spiders made me almost s**t myself

    • @HTFFanOfFlaky
      @HTFFanOfFlaky 10 лет назад +1

      I was making a joke. I referenced two different Elder Scrolls games that aren't Skyrim. Those two were Morrowind and Arena, in that order.

  • @themask6603
    @themask6603 5 лет назад +19

    Who else is with me on a re-watch mission?

  • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
    @solierafromtheultrareconsquad 8 лет назад +22

    3:22 Uh, did that menu button say manu?

  • @cripstopheriii3509
    @cripstopheriii3509 10 лет назад +16

    At first I thought this would be a generic game review assery but this is actually good channel

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 лет назад +29

      It's the intro music sucks you in.

    • @GiantfireringCole
      @GiantfireringCole 10 лет назад

      dburrs1 You fucking serious... -____- I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG! But everybody has their own opinions and I respect yours.

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 лет назад +3

      *****
      I said the intro music sucks you in. I did not say it sucked.

    • @GiantfireringCole
      @GiantfireringCole 10 лет назад

      dburrs1 that what I was yelling at you about.

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 лет назад +2

      ***** I think you misunderstood my comment tell me what your reading and I will tell you what I said. Because your last comment sounded like you read the music sucks. When I said the music sucks you into the video makes it more enjoyable catchs your attention etc.

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 9 лет назад +26

    Is it weird that I'm not scared of Spiders,Snakes, Sharks, Alligators, Tigers or Clowns....
    But I AM afraid of any type of Worm or Snails and Horses?

    • @kleinmartin6197
      @kleinmartin6197 9 лет назад +6

      Yea that's pretty wierd.

    • @JumboDS64
      @JumboDS64 9 лет назад +1

      David Gomez That IS kinda weird. I guess I can get worms and snails, as they are slimy and wriggly and could be considered repulsive. Not sure about horses though.

    • @kleinmartin6197
      @kleinmartin6197 9 лет назад +11

      JumboDS64 well, actually horses could break your ribs with a WEAK kick

    • @TK0921
      @TK0921 9 лет назад

      I'm scared of spiders because they look terrifying and have a multitude of lifeless eyes. I think snakes are actually really cool. I'd say the only weird part about that is the horses. I could understand if you had a bad experience with one once, but otherwise I don't see why.

    • @RagdollWraith
      @RagdollWraith 9 лет назад +1

      Dr. Stein i can sorta understand the horse thing. i like them but i can still understand if some people find them a bit scary looking. they ARE super strong and heavy, too. they could easily hurt you reeeally bad.

  • @Stratilex
    @Stratilex 5 лет назад +21

    Can’t think of this guy the same ever again

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 лет назад +3

      “Ey gurl wats up, you wanna fusck?”

    • @ByteDeity
      @ByteDeity 5 лет назад

      Nope

    • @PiranhaRoni
      @PiranhaRoni 5 лет назад +2

      Yes you can, you had no proof of what he was accused of. You believed some middle school girls fishing for attention, completely disregarding ProJareds side of the story. It’s a shame to see how quick the sheep bunch with the crowds.

  • @sadisticspirit1460
    @sadisticspirit1460 7 лет назад

    i love projareds video the most rewatchable videos on youtube lol

  • @themartialnerd3286
    @themartialnerd3286 9 лет назад +8

    projared for antman in the movie

  • @kartoonix
    @kartoonix 10 лет назад +15

    Projared is back to doing awesome reviews!!

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard Год назад +3

    "Hey girl, what's up? You wanna fuhckh?" The delivery and Jared's face are golden.

  • @anomalocaris2593
    @anomalocaris2593 8 лет назад +13

    Is it creepy that almost every night the last tging I see is projared.

    • @yo-yocybergoth708
      @yo-yocybergoth708 8 лет назад +8

      You are ok, we are two.
      TV nowdays just show crap.

    • @Curri3Saan
      @Curri3Saan 5 лет назад +1

      Eternal Carnage It's also the last thing Holly and those underaged fans saw too

  • @_Altus
    @_Altus 10 лет назад +4

    All of this time, and I had no idea it was pronounced "Fuhckgg".
    Thank you for showing me the light, Jared.

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond 10 лет назад +119

    I'm tired of this game's Sim-Antics...

  • @chloraloner7
    @chloraloner7 7 лет назад +10

    Glad we haven't stooped to arguing SimAntics.

  • @grumpy8783
    @grumpy8783 4 года назад +1

    This video is great keep coming back and watching it

  • @SuperfieldCrUn
    @SuperfieldCrUn 10 лет назад +8

    As someone who has acute arachnophobia, my fear was actually not triggered by the rather crudely rendered spider in this game.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 6 лет назад +1

      Superfield don't play the PC game though, because apparently the spider in that is terrifying.

  • @TakumiEnferrujado
    @TakumiEnferrujado 10 лет назад +10

    3:56-3:59 i swear i'm gonna pick up a chick with that line

  • @ClintYeastwood420
    @ClintYeastwood420 8 лет назад +18

    This game should be called SIM CAN'T! Hehehe!

    • @vivivivivi
      @vivivivivi 8 лет назад +3

      +Ethan Metzger BOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +1

    This is such a great ProJared episode.
    Thank you SimAnts

  • @keegeebee5392
    @keegeebee5392 10 лет назад +15

    have you ever heard of slave driver ants? it would be fun to play as them (kind of). they just find other ants and enslave them to make them do everything for them. *ingame* broadcast: your colony needs more food!
    you: FASTER *WHIP CRACKS*

    • @keegeebee5392
      @keegeebee5392 10 лет назад

      I just realized these: * do this: *hi* as opposed to: hi

    • @suspectsn0thing
      @suspectsn0thing 10 лет назад

      Kee Gee Bee Just do two asterisks (* is an asterisk) and **boom** problem solved!
      do this i mean ** **

    • @pigeonbee8570
      @pigeonbee8570 9 лет назад

      suspectsn0thing Bacon ***Bacon***

    • @suspectsn0thing
      @suspectsn0thing 9 лет назад

      Brandon Robertson
      Bacon
      **bacon**

    • @MegaRazor619
      @MegaRazor619 9 лет назад

      True to Caesar

  • @TheHlynsi
    @TheHlynsi 9 лет назад +44

    I live in Iceland... There are no Ants... I cant look at real Ants :(

    • @thatonehumanoid7756
      @thatonehumanoid7756 9 лет назад +5

      LUCKY!!!! I live in Florida and ants are the bane of my existence!!!!

    • @TheHlynsi
      @TheHlynsi 9 лет назад +5

      Well... People say that living in Iceland is a dream because there are no ants, mosquitos and other bad insects... But there is that one fly that is over billions of in summer! WASP!!! They are really dangerus in Iceland! They bite you once and their posion will go into your body and harm you! The Nordic Wasp is a bitch to deal with...

    • @Nemo7Sultar
      @Nemo7Sultar 9 лет назад +2

      TheHlynsi There are Wasps just about everywhere on Earth :/

    • @TheHlynsi
      @TheHlynsi 9 лет назад +3

      Yeah I know I also said the Nordic Wasp... Only lives in Iceland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Faroe Islands, Somewere in america and on few other places to... I call it the nordic wasp beacuase I dont know what the name of it is...

    • @kaynewoolley9104
      @kaynewoolley9104 9 лет назад +4

      I have the same problem living inside of the sun :( wish I could just once see a real earth ant

  • @Mozbone
    @Mozbone 8 лет назад +6

    double kill + save screen defeated my frown. :D

  • @Boi-wot
    @Boi-wot 8 лет назад +13

    TOTAL WAR: ANTS
    DEW ET SAYGA!

  • @floridafloorssouthwest7057
    @floridafloorssouthwest7057 10 лет назад +3

    Thid is one of my favorite videos from projared!

  • @frogman9721
    @frogman9721 10 лет назад +3

    *simant is a game where you simulate the enthralling experience of being an ant*

  • @elorasalha3488
    @elorasalha3488 8 лет назад

    You are hilarious this is the second bid I've watched of you today and I'm already crying with laughter along with your worst console ever video made me laugh so loud I woke up the whole house 😂😂

  • @jphaunts6241
    @jphaunts6241 5 лет назад +9

    Here while his channel is still up

    • @samirjohnson4524
      @samirjohnson4524 4 года назад

      jpvideoshalloween what, you expect it to be taken down?

  • @STRONGandLOUD
    @STRONGandLOUD 10 лет назад +9

    The pc version was actually a superb experience, which is what i grew up with. This version is like a metaphor for all console ports... Dumbed down. The PC version was actually a well made game, except for the fact the spider would eventually start shooting ants with lasers.

    • @Mdude123456789
      @Mdude123456789 10 лет назад +8

      Wait... THE SPIDER SHOOTS LASERS?! I... I have the game and I've rarely played it...
      ... I've got to play it now...

    • @BlackINKim
      @BlackINKim 10 лет назад +3

      Sorry, I didn't really read your comment, I just saw that you mentionned that this game contain Spider equiped with laser beam, that's all I needed to know to try it.

  • @NightChime
    @NightChime 10 лет назад +11

    How to win Sim Ant: Zerg Rush.

  • @coolbugfacts3953
    @coolbugfacts3953 7 лет назад +9

    DON'T throw up on people's faces to feed them? Oh no! That's why I was never invited to parties... (also I'm a loser) Hilarious

  • @sebadcabre
    @sebadcabre 9 лет назад +2

    Back when you used to learn with video games :') I remember reading all about history with the AoE series.

  • @RizenLink
    @RizenLink 10 лет назад +8

    I remember the PC version not having a lot of the problems he described in the console version. PC was probably a lot better.

  • @BanjoJD
    @BanjoJD 10 лет назад +21

    SimSuspenders
    Rated M

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 7 лет назад +20

    their are ants who are completely loyal their queen.
    but their are ants who are not so loyal & actually like this 3:56

  • @calebthezombie8457
    @calebthezombie8457 7 лет назад

    Watched one video. ONE VIDEO! Now all my suggestions are all your videos. Good thing you make rad content brah

  • @chaolinpescain
    @chaolinpescain 10 лет назад +10

    Dat ending tho.

  • @mrmajikjr
    @mrmajikjr 9 лет назад +6

    The Sequel- 'SimAnt: Tics"

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 8 лет назад +9

    THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF JON

  • @whitecloak11
    @whitecloak11 2 года назад +1

    Glad I found pro Jared, good stuff