The Bouncer - ProJared

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @projared
    @projared  2 года назад +900

    A reminder to everyone! If you get any reply comment saying that you've won a prize from me or similar, IT IS FAKE. A SCAM. DO NOT CLICK. Stay safe!

    • @TheMattunes08119
      @TheMattunes08119 2 года назад +7

      I remember buying that along time after it came out cause of my enjoyment of FFX, luckily the game was only $3 when I bought it, the only thing I remember was running past every single enemy to reach the boss.

    • @fyrijou5202
      @fyrijou5202 2 года назад +23

      Literally just reported the one i got a few seconds ago. RUclips really does not care to do anything about that.....

    • @Jasonvoorhees57469
      @Jasonvoorhees57469 2 года назад +21

      @@fyrijou5202 RUclips only cares about the advertisers

    • @jeremyhall2727
      @jeremyhall2727 2 года назад +9

      RUclips been have that problem for almost a year now

    • @jeremyhall2727
      @jeremyhall2727 2 года назад +5

      @@TheMattunes08119 Lucky, I payed like $9 for mine in a mall in.... 2007 or 2006

  • @evanpettigrew1321
    @evanpettigrew1321 2 года назад +1167

    If sora never found the power of friendship this would be his job

    • @sweet_sukeban4022
      @sweet_sukeban4022 2 года назад +3

      He still ends up in shitty games regardless

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 2 года назад +54

      I mean, he never did attend school after finding the Keyblade

    • @felixdaniels37
      @felixdaniels37 2 года назад +74

      Who knew that Kingdom Hearts was just an elaborate fanfic of The Bouncer this entire time.

    • @sweet_sukeban4022
      @sweet_sukeban4022 2 года назад +18

      @@felixdaniels37 it technically is.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 2 года назад +19

      Not to mention Kaldea = Rinoa and Dauragon = Blonde Sephiroth.
      And the movesets are taken from their previous games, Tobal & Ehrgeiz.

  • @TheDilden
    @TheDilden 2 года назад +2014

    Jared lying on the floor like a dead family guy character is simply splendid.

    • @Hei_Darkfire
      @Hei_Darkfire 2 года назад +71

      Yeah, it was a lot funnier than it should have been.

    • @J_Andy
      @J_Andy 2 года назад +71

      I’m just amazed how much Jared can twist his body
      That’s what I call an IRL ragdoll

    • @corethunder3487
      @corethunder3487 2 года назад +5

      FACTS

    • @kingslayer2999
      @kingslayer2999 2 года назад +31

      That will be him when he reviews Final Fantasy XIII 😂🤣😂

    • @itsprivate3061
      @itsprivate3061 2 года назад +12

      ragdoll physics IRL

  • @MrWilson812
    @MrWilson812 2 года назад +564

    This game is the entire reason I became a bouncer as an adult. My melodramatic adventure should start any day now.

    • @tankyamazaki9222
      @tankyamazaki9222 2 года назад +23

      Has it started yet

    • @Delightfully_Witchy
      @Delightfully_Witchy 2 года назад +53

      The problem is that he has to go inside the building to start the adventure, but the job requires him to watch the door outside.

    • @redphantom6921
      @redphantom6921 2 года назад +32

      So you get to be the final boss against people who touch the stripper.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад

      you'll be the best "THE BOUNCER!"

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +4

      Well, good luck

  • @CrazyPills-465
    @CrazyPills-465 2 года назад +604

    The most impressive thing in this video is Jared using different ways of calling Sion a Sora ripoff every time he mentions him

    • @zekecontreras77
      @zekecontreras77 2 года назад +21

      This was my favorite part about this video

    • @KentaroMiyamoto21
      @KentaroMiyamoto21 2 года назад +46

      Even though this came out before the first Kingdom Hearts

    • @Aaaa-g6u8e
      @Aaaa-g6u8e 2 года назад +56

      Sion is just Sora from an alternate timeline when he rejected the Keyblade and decided to throw hands instead.

    • @UnmeiNoFukushu
      @UnmeiNoFukushu 2 года назад +28

      The hair, the colors of his outfit, I'm convinced this was Nomura's initial idea for Sora.

    • @jishic1
      @jishic1 2 года назад +8

      I think he knows that this game came out before kingdom hearts but it's still funny as heck.

  • @javierbellocortes6718
    @javierbellocortes6718 2 года назад +379

    Damn, this videos are what made Jared the legend he is today: hilarious, nostalgic and entertaining to the bone. Watching the whole stream of the game was a blast and this review is a golden cherry on top. Amazing work.

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 2 года назад +4

      Legit can't tell if he is laughing or crying at the beginning. Which I don't doubt was the point. 10/10 acting.

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel 2 года назад +2

      @@alkestos Yes.

    • @db_524
      @db_524 11 месяцев назад

      Truth

  • @Thepopcornator
    @Thepopcornator 2 года назад +396

    I unironically love this game. I remember getting really into the story as a kid, to the point where finding out Dominique was a robot actually made me really sad.

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 2 года назад +31

      yeah I dont get why this game got so much dislike from people. This game was pretty awesome for a beat-em-up on the PS2. The story was pretty okay-ish, the combat was actually really good with only 1-2 fighters being very cheesy. A ton of unlockable characters, and a fun level up system.
      Honestly, it still holds up well today, and Id still recommend it to anyone.

    • @koontzsama
      @koontzsama 2 года назад +9

      Omg me too i was so mad about that

    • @jimmyjoeman
      @jimmyjoeman 2 года назад +7

      Yeah i enjoyed this shit out of this game as a kid

    • @amuro9624
      @amuro9624 2 года назад +17

      I played it at a friend's place for hours and he looked at me weird for enjoying it then when time came to go back home I asked if he was willing to exchange it for one of my games and he just said "take it, I don't need this garbage". I loved every single minute of this game. I probably wouldn't enjoy it now cause I developed an aversion for action RPGs but back then it had everything I loved about games in terms of story and art.

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 2 года назад +6

      @@amuro9624 I'd call it a beat em up with RPG elements really. And yeah I just dont get why people call this game trash or garbage. It was good for its time and a hell of a lot better than most beat-em-ups available at that time.

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent 2 года назад +373

    Please never stop making these. Your style is fucking timeless. I could rewatch these forever.

  • @geekytronicxz7777
    @geekytronicxz7777 2 года назад +695

    i am glad projared is still doing these type of videos

    • @pattyofurniture694
      @pattyofurniture694 2 года назад +13

      Same!!!!

    • @RufusKyura
      @RufusKyura 2 года назад +22

      Same. He IS focusing more on the Now In The 90s series and his... "Let's Play" channel, but every now and then, we get a review. Neat.

    • @penutpickle5437
      @penutpickle5437 2 года назад +37

      It really is something we need to appreciate more considering how many similar channels completely ditch the content that got people hooked in the first place.

    • @linkmajora8856
      @linkmajora8856 2 года назад

      He used to send pictures of his w&ng to people

    • @Maltosier
      @Maltosier 2 года назад +15

      @@RufusKyura i feel like he's releasing reviews as often as he always has, but in addition he has Now In The 90s and his let's play channel going at full force on top of that. Seems like a net positive.

  • @Seajack64
    @Seajack64 2 года назад +339

    19:47 - 100% called out by Jared and then he follows it up by nailing THE BOUNCE joke. Well played, ser.

    • @endr0891
      @endr0891 Год назад +9

      Fr bro I be playing games don't gotta call me out lol

    • @TomStoup
      @TomStoup Год назад +4

      liked and subscribed

  • @AldorasDeranor
    @AldorasDeranor 2 года назад +150

    let's admit it, half of the fun were the ragdoll physics
    Dominique getting hit by a robot and cartwheeling through the room is just priceless

  • @OtakuParku
    @OtakuParku 2 года назад +323

    It's crazy to see Jared play a game on his let's play channel then drop a review later. Like watching it in real time lol

    • @Shifty989
      @Shifty989 2 года назад +10

      well he's been doing it for every final fantasy game he's reviewed so far

    • @23Scadu
      @23Scadu 2 года назад +3

      I'm just sad we didn't get to see the second and third playthough.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 2 года назад +4

      @@23Scadu He probably decided he wanted to do a review of the game, and figured that doing the other playthroughs on his own time for that sake would be more efficient.

    • @Slash0mega
      @Slash0mega 2 года назад

      @@23Scadu i think he livestreamed those, so there should be a vod somewhere... however it has none of the fantastic editing.

  • @theraycat9681
    @theraycat9681 2 года назад +217

    The Bouncer is like those 90s spoof movies.. It tries to show the story in a serious tone but the ridiculousness of what's happening make it a comedy. Good stuff!

    • @Unaliq
      @Unaliq 2 года назад +10

      Samurai Ninja Cop comes to mind

    • @rajangeta8334
      @rajangeta8334 2 года назад +6

      apparently what they wanted to do was create an 80's action movie sort of vibe, as in don't focus on the plot to much just fight and watch the pretty cutscenes

    • @Noplayster13
      @Noplayster13 2 года назад +8

      @@Unaliq Hot Shots and Naked Gun is more what I think he’s referring to

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад +2

      it's one of those rare so bad it's good game.

  • @cursedex80
    @cursedex80 2 года назад +320

    Can't help but laugh at all those off-screen surprise attacks. The robot hitting Dominique was the best one.

    • @cyrilleharvey3771
      @cyrilleharvey3771 2 года назад +13

      The pain of that was so real, that whole stage was an absolute nightmare. That happened so much it was downright hard to avoid it.

    • @davesokcs4901
      @davesokcs4901 2 года назад +7

      Haha they are practically jump scares 😄

    • @Thozmp
      @Thozmp 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, I played the part of the robot ragdolling Dominique about a dozen times, and it is still hilarious.

    • @silverbolt67
      @silverbolt67 2 года назад

      Robot: BEGONE THOT!!!!

    • @Cats_N_Doodles2018
      @Cats_N_Doodles2018 10 месяцев назад

      @@cyrilleharvey3771for real though!! I got so frustrated that I focused more on dodging everything to keep Dominique alive
      Luckily I eventually got powerful enough (after playing the game 6 consecutive times) to be able to fight everything and take out all the enemies lmao

  • @genevievemccluer7503
    @genevievemccluer7503 2 года назад +134

    Every flaw you listed is completely correct but this is still one of my all time favorite games. It's just so over the top that I can't help but love it. Like, one of those loading screens will tell you that Sion got his job by running into the Bar of Fate shouting "Somebody kill me! Use a gun if you have to!" And the bartender was just like "Yes, this seems like the sort of stable young man I should hire."

  • @SushiDaddy
    @SushiDaddy 2 года назад +97

    The Bouncer is seriously one of the reasons I still own a PS2. I would LOVE to see a current-gen remaster.

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 2 года назад +10

      I would say lose the ragdoll physics, but that's what made it funny.

    • @LittleSisterTribute
      @LittleSisterTribute 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад

      we won't........cause square enix is busy with their magic bean nfts >:(

  • @GameAceTaylor
    @GameAceTaylor 2 года назад +173

    Every single burn of Sion re: "$5 Sora" had me rolling.

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 2 года назад +36

      "Digi-volved Sora" got me good...

    • @Rellik165
      @Rellik165 2 года назад +26

      The one that made me snort the hardest was "Dollar store Rinoa" for the panther lady immediately after "Dollar Store Sora"

    • @zampai
      @zampai 2 года назад +10

      WE HAVE SORA AT HOME

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 2 года назад +11

      I can think of a few more.
      "Bargain Bin" Sora.
      "Great Value Brand" Sora.

    • @JustCallMeMatt517
      @JustCallMeMatt517 2 года назад +13

      @@gameman250
      I Can't Believe It's Not Sora
      "America's Choice" Sora
      Sorain't

  • @Groovebot3k
    @Groovebot3k 2 года назад +195

    Some games are timeless, some are a product of their age... but some are timeless because they're a product of their age, and that describes The Bouncer perfectly.

    • @inopig
      @inopig 2 года назад +4

      Well said

  • @kevinlr8
    @kevinlr8 2 года назад +42

    The line “We have Sora at home” is what made me like this video.

  • @MyNameisRevenant
    @MyNameisRevenant 2 года назад +47

    Projared's mini rap +dead pose are beyond this world hilarious.

  • @DimBeau
    @DimBeau 2 года назад +50

    One of my favorite episode! All the change of name like "dollar store Renoa" or "Sora that I bought on Wish", amazing!

    • @Nyx685
      @Nyx685 2 года назад +10

      "We have Sora at home" 🤣

  • @dominickwilkins2492
    @dominickwilkins2492 2 года назад +57

    Seeing the character designs made me strait away say to myself. 'yup that's Tetsuya Nomura as the artist alright'

    • @Rammy_Latin
      @Rammy_Latin 2 года назад +5

      I LOWKEY THOUGHT IT WAS SORA IN THE THUMBNAIL

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 2 года назад +1

      @@Rammy_Latin you are not the only one.

  • @luliby2309
    @luliby2309 2 года назад +69

    I love the bit of playing the "The Bouncer!" voiceline. I really hope it comes back. At the most unexpected moments of course. I also love how clever it was to cut it as "The Bounce" for Echidna. XD

    • @Jinxanator66
      @Jinxanator66 2 года назад +9

      He should add it to his sound board on twitch

    • @luliby2309
      @luliby2309 2 года назад +7

      ...That sounds like a good idea to me.

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 2 года назад +72

    It never grows old when Jared calls Sion 'Sora'. Either way, Kou is the ultimate chad in The Bouncer; and he's voiced by Steve Blum.

  • @nsgames24
    @nsgames24 2 года назад +7

    0:55
    The best memory I have for this game is when my second oldest brother put it in the PS2 and I went upstairs and asked what he was playing.
    He said "I'm not playing-", but before he could finish, the game’s title screen came on and that announcer said the game's name.
    By far, the funniest thing that I will always remember about this game.

  • @SharketyShark
    @SharketyShark 2 года назад +126

    This has gotta be one of your most well-edited videos yet imo, the comedic timing was so good
    the BOUN-

    • @Aelthais
      @Aelthais 2 года назад +1

      i was looking for this kind of comment.

  • @terrigin2835
    @terrigin2835 2 года назад +172

    Seeing knock-off Sora get kicked in the face at 12:20 absolutely made me spit my drink right into my lap. Some damn good comedic timing

    • @sweet_sukeban4022
      @sweet_sukeban4022 2 года назад

      Sora is the knock off, dummy

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 2 года назад +23

      Technically Sora is knock-off Sion.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 2 года назад +13

      I mean is he really a Sora knock off ? He came first. Cora is more of a Sion knock off.

    • @SomeIdiota
      @SomeIdiota 2 года назад +4

      Whoa, weird coincidence. I didn't read any comments before I posted one myself. It was about how I wish I had been drinking something at 9:48 because of the incredible spit take it would've caused. I guess The Bouncer is evokes feelings of liquid ejection in all!

    • @varkoesgaming495
      @varkoesgaming495 2 года назад +7

      That kick and also the kick at 16:06

  • @duhotatoday3277
    @duhotatoday3277 2 года назад +159

    Jared talking about a game I've never heard about for half an hour?
    Screw everything else, I'm watching it now.

    • @MatthewDadoun
      @MatthewDadoun 2 года назад +20

      How haven't you heard of THE BOUNCER

    • @Jay-Kay-Buwembo
      @Jay-Kay-Buwembo 2 года назад +4

      @@MatthewDadoun probably so young wasn't born by then...

    • @Chaosdogg47
      @Chaosdogg47 2 года назад +6

      @@MatthewDadoun It's been about 20 years man, a whole new generation is walking around presently unaware of what we considered "well known facts".

    • @jazzratoon
      @jazzratoon 2 года назад +5

      Same here never heard of the bouncer. Like it doesn't even sound like a good made by Tetsuya Nomura. It sold less than 400000 probs explain why a lot never heard of it.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад

      ikr.

  • @localdrunk2338
    @localdrunk2338 2 года назад +24

    "The Bouncer"
    Hilarious video, and great review. I had forgotten how much I'd suffered to unlock the last boss as a playable character.

  • @mysticmind4563
    @mysticmind4563 2 года назад +72

    13:22 Trends come and go, but Nomura's convoluted plot writing never dies.

    • @VGInterviews
      @VGInterviews 2 года назад +4

      Nomura didn't write this, his only involvement was character designs, nothing else

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 2 года назад +12

      @@VGInterviews Ah alright, I still imply my point with Nomura and a handful of Square Enix that they're known for being ridiculous with their writing sometimes.

  • @Iggy010
    @Iggy010 2 года назад +48

    My mom was a store manager for blockbuster when this game was released. So she brought it home along with a PS2, was kind of nice not having to buy systems and games at the time. I remember starting this game up for the first time.........and oh man. Your review is spot on.

  • @AnInnocuousBlueCube
    @AnInnocuousBlueCube 2 года назад +41

    I unironically love this game, which I've learned is a damning sign. I used to think that the Trinity Attack was handy as a finisher to ensure you get the points for the kill. Also, trying to pull off the Trinity Attack on the final boss always fails (the only place I think that happens) and you take damage.

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who 2 года назад +57

    I absolutely loved watching Jared cold-react and riff to this shitshow of a game on his gameplay channel. Definitely one of his best series over there.
    "Wait, what game am I playing again?"
    *_THE BOUNCER_*
    "Oh yeah."

  • @StarGaleSky7
    @StarGaleSky7 2 года назад +16

    I'm on my 4th rewatch of this. Jared must've been having a really good day when he wrote this script or he really had fun playing the game. It's more like he's telling a really silly story versus giving a review and it's just so much fun.

  • @bensterWasHere
    @bensterWasHere 2 года назад +1

    I have always enjoyed your videos

  • @pyguy7
    @pyguy7 2 года назад +22

    2:13 Ok that hair straight up *IS* SORA. Even his clothing and get up resembles Sora. I'm convinced Tetsua Nomura used "Sion" as a basis reference for his design on Sora later on. Even the name "Xion" is close to Sion, coincidence?...

    • @ZER0O9
      @ZER0O9 2 года назад +2

      It's not that far fetched really, there's even a bouncer reference in kingdom hearts 2.

    • @pyguy7
      @pyguy7 2 года назад +2

      @@ZER0O9 wait really, what's the reference?

    • @ZER0O9
      @ZER0O9 2 года назад +6

      @@pyguy7 one of Roxas's twilight Town friends has a "Dog street" logo on their outfit like Sion's.

    • @pyguy7
      @pyguy7 2 года назад +1

      @@ZER0O9 oh sweet i didn't even notice that. nice catch.

    • @PokeShadow77
      @PokeShadow77 2 года назад +1

      @@pyguy7 its actually in this video itself

  • @LavaBidoof
    @LavaBidoof 2 года назад +59

    18:01 *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!* Going freaking bowling with her body I see!
    I ended up rewatching this part multiple times and I don't regret it.

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel 2 года назад

      When I saw that part in his LP channel, I ended up on the ground.

  • @ViniVHSoares1993
    @ViniVHSoares1993 2 года назад +48

    Volt - When we grow old she's still going to look the same
    Dollar Store Sora - I see this as an absolute win

  • @SKingery56
    @SKingery56 2 года назад +6

    I'm 33, I was like 11 or 12 when I played this game. While I don't remember the story being so short or so bad in my memories of the game, it was hilarious to see you point out there was only 30 or so minutes of gameplay in a playthrough, and all the janky movement and attack stuff. I loved the ability to switch characters and do new playthroughs, it was pretty cutting edge for the time it seemed. Also at the time, those graphics were insanely good. I think the thing I loved most was the versus mode with friends. Dominique had like insane damage but almost no HP. I had a buddy who'd only play shirtless Duragon and do OP moves. By far the best memory though was the four of us all playing as Wong and doing what we called "The Napalm Palm", where he walks like 6 long paces straight forward and then punches his palm outwards and yells. If it connected it would do insane damage and if memory serves, create a fireball on impact and send their body absolutely flying. We essentially had old-man jousting battle royales. Thanks for digging up these dusty ass memories!

  • @solukrebut
    @solukrebut 2 года назад +4

    Crazy how much overlap existed back in the day. Like how Echidnas moveset is just Eddy from Tekken 3; or how the character portrait for Kou is just a retrace of Laguna from FF8.

  • @Moritsuma
    @Moritsuma 2 года назад +31

    That was one of the first PS2 games I ever owned. I thought the main character looked so cool when I was younger, I always got the impression Dominique was more like an adopted sister to both Sion and Duragon. But man, unlocking everyone and playing the multiplayer with your friend was good too. Ragdolls especially at the time were rare, so ragdolling some old kung fu master near a water fountain was hilarious. You got to play as almost all the main story people if I remember right, the panther, , Duragon in all his forms, the amount of times we made fun of his overalls. I love that game, but it's definitely of its time.

  • @lotrdude13
    @lotrdude13 2 года назад +52

    12:21 That comedic timing of Sion getting kicked in the face right after you finished speaking was glorious

    • @jar768jake
      @jar768jake 2 года назад +1

      16:04 I found this one to also be very laugh inducing

    • @jar768jake
      @jar768jake 2 года назад +2

      No no no, THIS one 17:57

  • @LK.Cynric
    @LK.Cynric 2 года назад +61

    12:20 just killed me. 11/10.
    This video was amazing. What a trip this game must have been back in the day.

    • @LK.Cynric
      @LK.Cynric 2 года назад +1

      @ssofficial_projared1843 geezus these still happen?... sigh....

    • @lucasharris9696
      @lucasharris9696 Год назад +1

      I preordered this game back in the day at my local game store. As a teen, I loved it. Believe it or not back then it was really a show piece for the PS2, at least graphically. It looked amazing for a launch game. But I also really liked Tobal No. 1 on the OG PS. Which had the same developer.

  • @GalaxyWisp
    @GalaxyWisp 2 года назад +29

    You know the game in the video is going to be quite the piece of work when the video begins with Jared laughing hysterically.

    • @shybie2798
      @shybie2798 2 года назад +3

      The laugh of a man who's lost all sanity -

  • @Rudymarou
    @Rudymarou 2 года назад +31

    So much fun this episode and... THE BOUNCEEER! 🤣

  • @nazgulsenpai
    @nazgulsenpai 2 года назад +10

    This is the ProJared content I signed up for. I love now in the 90s, but I miss these long form reviews!

  • @trial_with_an_error9687
    @trial_with_an_error9687 2 года назад +78

    The original Sora.

    • @kyuketsukirook
      @kyuketsukirook 2 года назад +12

      Um, ACKSHUALLY, Sho from Racing Lagoon. Brown spiky chair, red and blue clothes, chain.
      Sho the Father, Sion the Son, and Sora the Holy Spirit.

    • @christianrobledo6172
      @christianrobledo6172 Год назад +1

      His dad

    • @D.W.M.T.Y.A.W._CheckAbout_
      @D.W.M.T.Y.A.W._CheckAbout_ Год назад +2

      @@kyuketsukirookSora is Jesus?
      Fuck yeah

  • @bigles025
    @bigles025 2 года назад +14

    always love a new projared video, this one was really a treat...also, nice to see nomura literally only ever had one idea...also nice ot see what sora will be doing in his adult years

  • @ACloudWithoutAir
    @ACloudWithoutAir 6 месяцев назад +2

    THE BOUNCER makes me smile the same way Jack Garland does. and I love it.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 года назад +15

    That intro was just perfect. Nothing else was needed to be said.

  • @aggrodkreg4321
    @aggrodkreg4321 2 года назад +8

    "Whatever you think this game's story is, you're wrong."
    Oh no, Jared. I played this back in 2005. I know exactly where this goes, and how glorious it is.

  • @anthonypfeiffer1787
    @anthonypfeiffer1787 2 года назад +10

    I absolutely loved this game as a kid. I still play it from time to time

  • @TheCACopland
    @TheCACopland 2 года назад +31

    How does Jared consistently get me to click like after only his second long intros?
    Truly a pro move.
    The ASTOUNDER. 👏🏾

  • @Crayolapup
    @Crayolapup 2 года назад +6

    Insane how not many people cover this game.
    I remember this game being one of the first few games we got for our PS2 back in 2002 in our new house we just moved into.
    My Brother bought the game with money he got from his high school retail job.

  • @UnknownYume
    @UnknownYume 2 года назад +5

    OMG, Thank you so much! For over 20 years I was trying to figure out what "dog street" was from. In the back of my mind, the 1st time I played KH2 and all the remixes after, I always questioned myself: "where have I heard this before?" And then it all comes together. I played this game a handful of times then I gave up cause I constantly kept dying over and over and I guess I just didn't save but when I did play this, I was like huh, that looks like that kid from that Disney game.

  • @ThreeThreeElk
    @ThreeThreeElk 2 года назад +18

    This has to be some of the best comedic timing from Jared, holy crap!

  • @kyuketsukirook
    @kyuketsukirook 2 года назад +214

    My favorite part was when The Bouncer said "It's bouncin' time!" and bounced all those guys.

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn 2 года назад +16

      Kinky

    • @Dark-Fenrir_65
      @Dark-Fenrir_65 2 года назад +17

      Which of the 3 bouncers?
      Big bouncer?
      Tatoo bouncer?
      J-pop bouncer?

    • @raziyatheseeker
      @raziyatheseeker 2 года назад +8

      Of all the morbin' time parodies I've ever seen or read, this one feels the most appropriate and accurate. Good on you.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 года назад +5

      My favourite part was when it was revealed by RUclips that The Bouncer was actually Populous 2 in disguise this whole time.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 2 года назад +4

      knew i'd find this joke if i dug deep enough.

  • @Dekomata
    @Dekomata 2 года назад +60

    This review is probably the hardest you've made me laugh out of all the reviews you've done throughout the years. Jared being dead near the end killed me.

  • @LordPichuPal
    @LordPichuPal 2 года назад +6

    That stinger with the title card is just too funny every time, I love that comedic timing of using it when you can

  • @TheJacklikesvideos
    @TheJacklikesvideos 2 года назад

    6:00 those analogue face buttons were nice when playing Gran Turismo without the wheel and pedals.

  • @B.J.Camire
    @B.J.Camire 2 года назад +22

    This is quite possibly the best episode on the channel. I'm so glad he had so much fun with this tire fire I love so much ^_^

  • @MaceEagle
    @MaceEagle 2 года назад +46

    Jared the editing on this video was perfect, you had me in stitches the whole way.

  • @tspitz9480
    @tspitz9480 2 года назад +12

    Wow I loved this game growing up. It was peak 2000s shenanigans. Kind of reminds me of Orphan for PS2 a little bit.

  • @Jak_Grajeda
    @Jak_Grajeda 2 года назад

    5:20 that explains why in some games, like in the Jak series, you felt like you needed to smash the X button to go faster, like when escaping from those missiles in Jak 3.

  • @kzazazazk
    @kzazazazk Год назад +3

    The fact someone took the time to play this made my night thank you

  • @Unaliq
    @Unaliq 2 года назад +38

    The playthrough was bloody glorious! Jared's reactions is gold.

  • @owymotorowy7734
    @owymotorowy7734 2 года назад +16

    Also - in a separate, second comment - thank you for showing us the other stories. Even if not in gameplay form you did not let us down and delivered.
    Thank you. For listening your fanbase. It means a lot 💪

  • @lorenzore1238
    @lorenzore1238 2 года назад +15

    18:00 my fav part. it got me laughing hard. i wont lie, the sudden hit just make me laugh

  • @themollymachine
    @themollymachine 2 года назад +12

    The clothing they wear is so fire. It's a very fashionable game

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 года назад +3

      "HE'S WEARING OVERALLS!"

    • @themollymachine
      @themollymachine 2 года назад

      @@BigPuddin And you probably have no sense of style...

  • @Metallizombie
    @Metallizombie Год назад +1

    I was so excited to rent this. I had my PS2, I was absolutely enamored with Square at the time…..then I played it.

  • @pinkiepower1968
    @pinkiepower1968 2 года назад +30

    Jared's random bursts of laughter at the sheer ridiculousness of this game was awesome! Like, his sheer enjoyment seeped through in so many ways that it makes me want to find a way to play this game.
    And watch this video on repeat.

  • @brandongordon4019
    @brandongordon4019 2 года назад +10

    This video was hilarious. I love these types of videos on those types of games and this one was just done so well

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 года назад +9

    This game is the most Nomura thing ever, and I love how goofy it is.

  • @TheRealVahnLegaia
    @TheRealVahnLegaia 2 года назад +4

    That "DEAD" part at the end is great stuff. Good job! I have nice memories of The Bouncer from when I was young. My friend and I would play together and take turns going back and forth as "our character" on each level. I chose Volt and he used Sion. Super fun stuff! The game isn't great, as you said, but it's absolutely worth playing.

  • @freddywilliams9837
    @freddywilliams9837 2 года назад +4

    This game's plot sounds like a Family Guy cutaway about JRPG plots and it just kept going.

  • @MySnakeisSolidus
    @MySnakeisSolidus 2 года назад +5

    This is easily one of your best videos man
    The editing and script are just too good

  • @Blackbohnstergaming
    @Blackbohnstergaming 2 года назад +5

    The Bouncer is one of my guilty pleasure games. I actually really enjoyed the game and I enjoyed it so much that I played through the game multiple times.

  • @pixelgoat7317
    @pixelgoat7317 2 года назад +25

    OMFG I can't stop laughing...naming my favorite part of this is nearly impossible because I played the shit out of this in high school and I had a regrettable "Nomura" phase as an artist and creative writer (Which is thankfully taillights at this time!)

  • @Rhiga
    @Rhiga 2 года назад +3

    Love the old school projared reviews where he begrudgingly completes all endings of these games! Keep up the good work!

  • @daghaggmark1764
    @daghaggmark1764 2 года назад

    Another instant classic Projared video!

  • @cidlunius1076
    @cidlunius1076 2 года назад +7

    Kou was always my favorite bouncer. He had this 7 hit kick combo that just makes beating up enemies a breeze... Until he starts using it as an NPC and steals all your kills.

  • @tinyjazzhands2074
    @tinyjazzhands2074 2 года назад +4

    I gotta be honest, the most mind blowing part of this entire video is the revalation that "If you press the button harder the attack does more damage" is true

    • @revadarius2594
      @revadarius2594 2 года назад +1

      All this time y'all thought it was a meme. People joking, "You know pressing it harder makes you go faster, or jump higher". But it was true all along.

  • @BeakerSte
    @BeakerSte 2 года назад +7

    The comedic timing here was brilliant! Great video 🤣🤣 I had this game and despite the flaws actaully liked it. At the time the graphics were unbelievable. Also, the back of the case makes it clear its an interactive movie. Also, does anyone remember the tech demo for this? It's involved kicking guys off balconies into tables, it looked far better then what they ended up serving.

  • @willf.martinez8948
    @willf.martinez8948 2 года назад +5

    I completely forgot about this game, so much memories when I first got my PS2. You can seriously tell this was Square just but the look of the characters 😂

  • @jayhezexel
    @jayhezexel 8 месяцев назад

    I gotta thank Jared for putting me onto "Love is the Gift" I've been bumping that song for a whole year at this point

  • @Klonoahedgehog
    @Klonoahedgehog 2 года назад +8

    The bouncer, AKA "If Sora never went to Disneyland"

  • @EvanAdvent
    @EvanAdvent 2 года назад +67

    A cold open of Jared laughing hysterically is just what we needed in our lives.

  • @rimok.2765
    @rimok.2765 2 года назад +9

    I loved this game as a kid. I really miss the days when I enjoyed almost everything I played.....

  • @tonybrown512
    @tonybrown512 2 года назад +6

    I loved it back when it came out. It is one of the best beat em ups ever made.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 года назад

      No. It's not, bro.

  • @adamwhite4215
    @adamwhite4215 2 года назад +1

    ProJared literally called me out on the "jiggle" comment, so I like and subscribed. Well played sir.

  • @Sandro234
    @Sandro234 2 года назад +13

    I unironically still love this game. It's so janky but has tons of heart.

  • @rontia
    @rontia 2 года назад +5

    First PS2 game I played it came out well before FFX. Volt's jacket tho was always so cool a cactaur with a circle crossing it out and says No Escape was a nice nod.

  • @boofloof1996
    @boofloof1996 2 года назад +3

    This is easily one of my favorite projared videos lol. Bravo good sir, bravo.

  • @DrSlick
    @DrSlick Год назад +1

    That game was one of the first ps2 games I played. I loved it. There hasn’t been anything original except a few since then.

  • @dsc4eva
    @dsc4eva 2 года назад +1

    4 player versus using the multitap is the best thing about this game, once you unlock all the characters for it.

  • @emmanuelsilvera8032
    @emmanuelsilvera8032 2 года назад +6

    People gotta understand this was one of the best looking games when it came out. It sold copies on the visuals alone. Gameplay wasn't great but this was just a showcase for the PS2 processing power.

    • @Viceroy_Sundercles_III
      @Viceroy_Sundercles_III 2 года назад +2

      People that poopoo on this game’s graphics don’t remember what other first year PS2 games looked like.

    • @emmanuelsilvera8032
      @emmanuelsilvera8032 2 года назад

      @@Viceroy_Sundercles_III exactly, this was mind blowing for it's time!

  • @PSN_MrDeath91
    @PSN_MrDeath91 2 года назад +9

    Grew up with this. Thanks for the nostalgia

  • @ThatLeaf
    @ThatLeaf 2 года назад +15

    Watching the Let's Play on the other channel, I knew that The Bouncer was too good a gem to pass on making a review of it. Sure enough, here it is!

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 2 года назад +1

    Never heard of this game. But over 1 hour of cutscenes. Nomura was super indulgence in this game.

  • @hypershadix1
    @hypershadix1 2 года назад +1

    Jared using the old intro as background music is like seeing an old friend on the highway and only have enough time to wave at them