Alone in the Dark (1992) - ProJared

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  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 7 лет назад +377

    I don't mind the ad at the beginning for that app, Jared's human, he's gotta eat and buy fancy blue shirts too ya know!

    • @kasriouiyassir
      @kasriouiyassir 7 лет назад

      Corsair Carl I dont mind it either but every one is doing it so i know the first part they say out the top of my head😂😂

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 7 лет назад +1

      Corsair Carl I'm still going to tease him about it

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 7 лет назад +5

      I wouldn't have mind it either, though the fact that it was another one of those "Free to Play" scams is what would bother me.

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 7 лет назад

      M LT All those games and micro-transactions are scams. Some are merely less slimy and underhanded than others, but they all rely on gamer addiction and impatience to compel them to put a lot of cash into the game just so they can see the rest of the content by making any "free" route, if there is one, as unappealing, tedious, and impossible as they can.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 7 лет назад

      I only hate ads that you can't skip. Like I don't give a crap about the game so I hated not being able to skip it.
      In general the only ads I sometimes like to watch on RUclips are movie trailers.
      If I don't know about a game then it's almost guaranteed I will have no interest in it.

  • @lucahjin
    @lucahjin 7 лет назад +159

    DUDE the 7th Guest was so horrifying to me, but probably because I played it - and this - as a kid. I couldn't finish this one, too much!

  • @DrrrMatt
    @DrrrMatt 5 лет назад +740

    Coming back to watch old videos to support Projared now that all of the new information has come to light. Hope his channel recovers!

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 лет назад +26

      flammingheadman drrr I’ve seen the numbers rise.
      Keep the word of mouth spreading everybody.

    • @zoomgames123
      @zoomgames123 5 лет назад +17

      I was recommended this video. I click it to support Jared too.

    • @JusticeStrings
      @JusticeStrings 4 года назад +28

      Aye. I never watched his stuff, but I figured now would be an appropriate time to give his stuff a look.
      I don't know how many I've watched by now, haha.

    • @platinumfactor
      @platinumfactor 4 года назад +4

      I don't know what you're talking about.

    • @erickochoa7810
      @erickochoa7810 4 года назад +7

      Wait what happened to him?

  • @jpkurihara
    @jpkurihara 7 лет назад +595

    His face when he looks at the camera during the ad... You can just feel his pain.

    • @wardingnocturne286
      @wardingnocturne286 7 лет назад +13

      what pain? it's a fucking ad

    • @tjiiik
      @tjiiik 7 лет назад +131

      isn't internal pain mandatory in every in-video ad on youtube?

    • @wardingnocturne286
      @wardingnocturne286 7 лет назад

      teejay3000 what

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 лет назад +62

      Warding Nocturne the joke is that people generally don't like ads or doing them. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond 6 лет назад +32

      Man's gotta pay the bills
      Feelsbadman

  • @neogeothomas8127
    @neogeothomas8127 7 лет назад +721

    "I'M THE ****ING UNIVERSE!!!"
    I started laughing way harder at that then I really should have.

    • @CaptainXJ
      @CaptainXJ 6 лет назад +8

      Ninjinfox22 fucking

    • @savursool3291
      @savursool3291 5 лет назад +11

      shhh! There's children damn it!

    • @GoldenfoxxPrime
      @GoldenfoxxPrime 5 лет назад +27

      I think that, at least for me, the humor is derived from trying to imagine a group of game writers sitting around and coming around to decide that that line was the coolest option they had going for them. ...and also probably from the fact that unlike crap like "All your bases are belong to us," I'm not reminded of that line particularly often, so it always seems _freshly_ stupid whenever I hear it.

    • @ywed1748
      @ywed1748 4 года назад +3

      @@savursool3291 not to be a smartass but I'm a child and both me and my friend cuss like it's a normal thing

    • @savursool3291
      @savursool3291 4 года назад +1

      @@ywed1748 and it's obvious you're too young to understand sarcasm.

  • @discokossan
    @discokossan 7 лет назад +1617

    Finally a game title that perfectly explains my sex life

    • @angelofdeath5290
      @angelofdeath5290 7 лет назад +17

      that was a good one.

    • @jimmyzeke13
      @jimmyzeke13 7 лет назад +109

      Half-Minute Hero?

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 7 лет назад +4

      that explains me in a blackout

    • @2Dtube1
      @2Dtube1 7 лет назад +83

      Look on the bright side.
      At least you last around 3 hours.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 лет назад +21

      Metal Gear Rising :)

  • @eswesje
    @eswesje 7 лет назад +293

    Guy makes a really good video about Alone in the Dark, comment section is filled with comments about the ad.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 7 лет назад +14

      Welcome to humanity by the way

    • @spanner7576
      @spanner7576 6 лет назад +2

      Rhianne Wijnands what he did next was incredible

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 6 лет назад +3

      Right? Twats.

    • @bosseQR
      @bosseQR 5 лет назад +11

      @Gary Oak and now its filled with people laughing at comments that aged poorly

  • @jacobharrison2425
    @jacobharrison2425 5 лет назад +323

    Me and the boys watching old projared videos to support Jared

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 7 лет назад +144

    Do you ever wonder if Edward Carnby's original design was an influence on Nigel Thornberry's appearance?

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 2 года назад +49

    One of the best things about the original Alone in the Dark trilogy is, that it manages a thick and suspenseful horror atmosphere without any gore.
    PS not sure if it's because I've grown up with this game, but your jokes are hilarious in this one. The hiding in the closet was on point.

    • @isaackclarcke96
      @isaackclarcke96 2 года назад +2

      maybe the first one, but 2 and 3 with gangsters and pirates... 😅

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 4 года назад +178

    "Your mother was a shoe cobbler." Best. Insult. Ever.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 года назад +5

      It does fit really well with the 1920’s style.

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 года назад +8

      Doesn't beat "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!", but it's still good.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Год назад +7

      @@mask938 Don’t forget to announce that you farted in thine general direction.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Год назад +1

      amazing line ever

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 месяца назад

      The monster: “How appropriate! You fight like a cow!”

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 7 лет назад +138

    Wow people sure are mad about the completely skippable ad.
    Jared gotta make money dudes. And don't pretend you aren't using adblock for the regular ads anyway.

  • @seandelong3400
    @seandelong3400 7 лет назад +84

    Wow I think there are more people bitching about other people bitching about the ad than there are people actually complaining about the ad.

    • @ConanTheLibrarianUHF
      @ConanTheLibrarianUHF 7 лет назад +1

      Bitching Ad dude!

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 7 лет назад +2

      Ad-bitchception (bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam)

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 лет назад

      I think that the people bitching about people bitching about the ad did so more recently, and were more popular, due to their welcome meta-commentary on a tired subject. So they're what you're seeing now. There are probably just about as many people who bitched about the ad, but you'd have to load more comments to see them.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 7 лет назад

      Sean Delong im gonna bitch about this, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT??

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 лет назад

      scottydu81 I can. You want attention.

  • @leodonaghey9143
    @leodonaghey9143 7 лет назад +33

    you know you have a good fanbase when you don't get immediately torn to shreds for being sponsored.

    • @thewitchdoctor629
      @thewitchdoctor629 7 лет назад +26

      The most interesting part is I have found 10 plus comments hating on people who are hating Jared for the sponsorship and ad but have yet to find a single comment that is hating him for it...

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 7 лет назад +1

      I found 2 compared to 6 that complain about the complainers, so definitely a little lopsided. But at least it makes me happy knowing that people don't mind ProJared selling out a little. The guy's gotta eat.

  • @TheDemonicHorseman
    @TheDemonicHorseman 5 лет назад +18

    I love how he played the Sid Meyer’s Pirates music when talking about the pirate enemy.

  • @jacoblapsley4744
    @jacoblapsley4744 7 лет назад +152

    7/10 not enough Edward saying he's the lightbringer

    • @spiderflame04
      @spiderflame04 6 лет назад +16

      6/10 Not enough being the f***ing universe.

    • @ryanschuler4287
      @ryanschuler4287 6 лет назад +9

      4/10 too much having the stone

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад

      @stinky steve 0/10 no blinking mechanic that's thrown out after one level

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +1

      -2/10
      And f*ck you anyway

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 4 месяца назад +1

      7.8 - Too much dark

  • @ajzeg01
    @ajzeg01 7 лет назад +385

    So Best Fiends Forever is a game where you just tap on things mindlessly? Isn't that the same as Final Fantasy: All The Bravest?

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 7 лет назад +4

      AH! nice

    • @ShadowUltra
      @ShadowUltra 7 лет назад +48

      I don't think ProJared disapproved of the concept, it's more the fact that the game had pretty much forced gambling with real money and it was shallow as hell for a final fantasy game and was basically a cash grab. There are plenty of semi fun clicker games out there and the fact that he ascended in this one means that he actually did play it enough to know what it is. It's still kind of annoying to see that ad though.

    • @Soshiplayz
      @Soshiplayz 7 лет назад +8

      Sakura clicker is the better clicker where you click the body parts of anime chicks.

    • @Spicypuff
      @Spicypuff 7 лет назад +8

      I think it had to do more with the fact that the game took the final fantasy name and used it as a cash grab tactic.

    • @doorstuck706
      @doorstuck706 7 лет назад +1

      Tenk Kommander Mm mmm

  • @Artenuga
    @Artenuga 7 лет назад +320

    I like ProJared, he's like the good timeline version of Spoony

    • @Taramushi
      @Taramushi 7 лет назад +44

      Oh my god, that's too accurate

    • @SirDavid290
      @SirDavid290 7 лет назад +5

      Who is spoony again ?

    • @TheDizzydragon
      @TheDizzydragon 7 лет назад +11

      i completely forgot about Spoony.
      didnt he quit youtube?

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 лет назад +9

      spoony experiment... did that awesome ffx and ffx-2 series.

    • @MrNegativecreep07
      @MrNegativecreep07 7 лет назад +28

      Some of his film reviews were awesome as well, especially The Reb Brown and Highlander ones. But his stuff started to get really bitter and negative. I know he had personal problems, but it wasn't fun seeing that manifest on camera

  • @thegreathuntdini6157
    @thegreathuntdini6157 5 лет назад +41

    Those zombies belong in a Scooby Doo game

  • @cursedex
    @cursedex 7 лет назад +64

    What? No score?
    I'd personally give it a "I AM THE F*CKING UNIVERSE!" out of 10.

  • @blimblam7
    @blimblam7 7 лет назад +150

    Jared should do final fantasy month. It would be kind of like dndcember. Would be great to hear his thoughts of each of the games and some of the spinoffs

    • @EVO1148
      @EVO1148 7 лет назад +55

      FFFebruary :P

    • @RufusKyura
      @RufusKyura 7 лет назад +6

      That actually sounds like a good idea!

    • @TheHeroOfMobius
      @TheHeroOfMobius 7 лет назад +2

      Even better: a Final Fantasy XIII month.

    • @kazoozies
      @kazoozies 7 лет назад +2

      Sounds like PBG's Zelda Month
      I LIKE IT~!

    • @ThelosVerlos
      @ThelosVerlos 7 лет назад

      I'm still waiting for a FF XIII review.

  • @otosuchomel5875
    @otosuchomel5875 7 лет назад +386

    Skip here. 1:14

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 года назад +27

    No, we don't know your problems, and it's none of our business. Hope you learned your lesson, internet.

  • @timeagenty4560
    @timeagenty4560 4 года назад +74

    This version of Alone in the Dark should be given the RE2 treatment.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +8

      Yes!

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 3 года назад

      No,We dont need it

    • @michaelcassy9592
      @michaelcassy9592 2 года назад

      @@Asmeenradee why

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 2 года назад +3

      @@michaelcassy9592 It does, I don't what I was on back then

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Год назад

      It was almost given the RE1 treatment. Sadly that was cancelled.

  • @OtterWarlock
    @OtterWarlock 7 лет назад +70

    So the best Fiends game is just a game where you tap a bunch. Seems riveting.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 лет назад +24

      That's >90% of mobile games in a nutshell when you put it in basic terms

    • @OtterWarlock
      @OtterWarlock 7 лет назад +5

      DiamondDead No, I'm all for my favorite RUclipsrs making money. And hey, games like that are for SOMEONE out there, just not me.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 лет назад

      DiamondDead No one can live without money, unless you're living in the wild with a wolf pack

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 лет назад +1

      DiamondDead And of course he plays other games. Not every game he plays or shows he watches is something he likes. He streams to keep up with the fans during his monthly absence, and videos are a lot harder to make than you realize. It can take up to working 3 hours for a whole week to release just an okay video, and putting in effort means putting in more hours. Yes, there is not benefits of health insurance or fixed incomes, but there's clearly more to making videos than just "gotta find a job I can do" unless you make videos solely for cash. Plus, a simple 8 hour job can take out a lot more time from making videos than you think. Some people don't release for months because of job issues, school, or even working in the military. There's nothing wrong with sponsors so long as you do it in the right way (short 1 minute advertisement), but you're just seeing the bad side of it. I would be pissed if Jared went full sellout, but I don't agree on fully individual, no advertisement system as I never was a man who thought leaning towards one side or the other too much is a good idea.

    • @OtterWarlock
      @OtterWarlock 7 лет назад +6

      DiamondDead Please bring your bullshit elsewhere. Thank you.

  • @bidoofthedestroyer566
    @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 лет назад +177

    but what do you rate the game out of ten?

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 7 лет назад +62

      I rate this game one creepy moustached redhead out of ten

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 лет назад +4

      Rick Burman's brother in law PERFECT!

    • @vash11
      @vash11 7 лет назад +7

      A High-Rez frog on a road out of ten

    • @xSoupCan
      @xSoupCan 7 лет назад +3

      Wait a second, that ain't Rick Burman.
      What is it with Ricks?

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 7 лет назад

      Bidoof The Destroyer I rate this 2spoopy4me out of ten

  • @pastilakompot6912
    @pastilakompot6912 7 лет назад +7

    2:25 "Is this relevant?... No, it does not."
    *_BRAVO JARED_*

  • @adammetcalf6202
    @adammetcalf6202 7 лет назад +23

    I appreciate the music in the background. Using one of my all-time favorite game soundtracks, Luigi's Mansion!

  • @lincolnmaahs18
    @lincolnmaahs18 7 лет назад +62

    Me and my friends have started playing D&D and it's really fun!

    • @lincolnmaahs5160
      @lincolnmaahs5160 7 лет назад

      we started playing 2 weeks ago, im going over today in a few hours to play again. Oh, this is my other account for some reason i cant see replys to my comments on my other one so i need to reply using this one.

    • @gao4605
      @gao4605 7 лет назад

      Lincoln Maahs l

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 лет назад

      We started playing because of projared too!

    • @Futilizer
      @Futilizer 7 лет назад

      The Living Skit Same here. Friday before last was our first time. One of the guys I was playing with kept wanting to murder hobos and we hadn't even run into each other yet.

    • @LeMasterofSwords
      @LeMasterofSwords 7 лет назад

      Bidoof The Destroyer same

  • @Faith-sl1re
    @Faith-sl1re 5 лет назад +9

    3:28 may be one of my all-time fav ProJared moments right beside flashing the toilet

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 5 лет назад +74

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 40

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover2012 5 лет назад +26

    You know, I kind of almost feel like this series could've had potential for a revitalization of sorts. Though, unlike the sort of reboot...-ish game for Xbox and Ps3, given the whole concepts of the original and this whole remake scene with games like the recent RE2 remake, there could be a chance for Alone in the Dark to return for modern gaming in the future (assuming some rights-holding nonsense isn't going on).

    • @moulinexm7600
      @moulinexm7600 3 года назад +2

      I think it was a mistake to leave the original games timeline. I like the idea of Edward being a 1920s detective because it gives the series flavor in comparison to modern survival horrors

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 3 года назад +2

      @@moulinexm7600 Hell, they could've at least said that the Edward in 2008 was the great-grandson of the original Edward in the first game. Hell, they could've eve nwritten him as some half-assed clone of the original guy. But saying he's the same mustached protagonist from 1924? Come on, man.

    • @hfzrsk
      @hfzrsk 2 года назад

      Well...

  • @JessicaJKent
    @JessicaJKent 7 лет назад +836

    Can I play Best Fiends Forever in the shower though?

    • @Numb_Knot
      @Numb_Knot 7 лет назад +71

      You missed the joke

    • @ubermaster1
      @ubermaster1 7 лет назад +5

      Be like me and get a water proof screen

    • @spikeharusame
      @spikeharusame 7 лет назад +66

      Are we ever gonna let him live that down?

    • @Numb_Knot
      @Numb_Knot 7 лет назад +41

      spikeharusame No.

    • @yvesisidor3952
      @yvesisidor3952 7 лет назад +2

      +Numb Knot whats the joke?

  • @garlogan2
    @garlogan2 7 лет назад +7

    Why is everyone getting mad at Jared for "selling out"? Seeing as youtube is becoming more advertiser friendly, I'm happy that my favorite youtubers can still make money and keep their content relatively the same with this option. Also you can just skip it and if your internet is too slow maybe you should sell out so you can make more money and afford to.

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 7 лет назад +8

    Take Notes Atari, This is the Alone of the Dark that we all loved!

  • @PictureProductStudio
    @PictureProductStudio 7 лет назад +2

    Original "Alone in the Dark" is one of my most favorite games ever. It is really atmospheric and charming.

  • @LeoRex13
    @LeoRex13 7 лет назад +18

    You are very special. You do you and make the world a more special place...
    Not that you need me to tell you that.

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 7 лет назад +106

    I find it sad that the frog at 2:23 was more scary than anything else in the game.

    • @JoCoBrony
      @JoCoBrony 7 лет назад +5

      ***** Yeah, I wasn't a 90's kid. But I can still imagine how scared I'd be of this game.
      I think Nosferatu is still pretty freaky to this day, though. Something about it is still scary to me.

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 6 лет назад

      I think that dumb "AAH" face the frog has is super funny and kinda cute actually. Pictures of animals with their mouths wide open are so funny to me for some reason

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank6931 5 лет назад +56

    "Kids. Don't read. Play video games!"
    - ProJared

  • @BiotchProductions
    @BiotchProductions 6 лет назад +7

    I LOVED this game when I was a kid! I could never beat it, but was able to watch my best friend do it. Great video ProJared!
    If you ever need extra people in your camera crew let me know!

  • @notdwaddler2013
    @notdwaddler2013 7 лет назад +22

    Like 50% of the comments down here keep going on about ads and shit, while I'm left wondering why the final rating isn't in the video. :/

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 7 лет назад

      Good question actually. Maybe it's cause he's reviewing a good game? I'm not too sure myself.

    • @riddypr
      @riddypr 7 лет назад

      It's not because he reviewed a good game. He gave Chrono Trigger a final rating.

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 7 лет назад

      riddyprower Huh. Guess I was wrong.

  • @shady4091
    @shady4091 7 лет назад +11

    Honestly, I don't give a shit about the ad but I do find it hilarious that advertisers think that this would make me want to play their game, at all and not make me just resent them forever. Shit like this makes me guarantee that I will never, ever play your game.
    So I gotta thank ProJared for that. In actuality, he's looking out for you.

  • @lazyKong64
    @lazyKong64 7 лет назад +1

    Your ad made me smile. And also reminded me of the fun adverts before watching some of my favorite VHS tapes, back in the day.

  • @SureyD
    @SureyD 7 лет назад +4

    Dude, this is a great blend of introduction to the game and some jokes. I particularly love that closet closing shot.

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 лет назад +116

    Wait, what's your final rating for this game?

    • @ignatz20xx
      @ignatz20xx 7 лет назад +70

      I would rate it a rotary phone/10; dated but an essential part of gaming history on how the horror genre got shaped forever. XD

    • @AzureSymbiote
      @AzureSymbiote 7 лет назад

      +ignatz20xx Thanks.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 лет назад +3

      Not to mention that despite being dated, it still has pretty cool designs, mechanics, and GRAPHICS!!!

    • @NanaKyoto
      @NanaKyoto 7 лет назад +2

      Andrew P. Soberon Is it strange that I find an appeal with old graphics?
      I know they are severely dated, but they have a certain charm to them.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 лет назад +14

      To quote JonTron, what makes graphics appealing despite being dated is that it's "a style not bred by choice, but by limitation."

  • @TayDays1128
    @TayDays1128 7 лет назад +6

    Why are so many people complaining about the advertisements?It doesn't take out any time from the video and it's pretty informative.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 7 лет назад +262

    Jeeeeeeeeesus, people got so butthurt over the ad, it's not even funny.
    I mean, guys, I know that 61 second of your time is priceless, you could've cured canser in that time, espesially when watchign RUclips videos, and I know that you get shot in the leg every time you skip further in the video, so you can't avoid parts of the video you don't like, and as far as not giving any ad revenue adblock doesn't cut it anymore, so...
    I have a very special method to avoid all ads for the rest of your life! It's a pretty simple life-hack, really, it's called nailblock. You take two nails, put them on the table, so that they line up with your eyes, and then you headbutt that shit! Ta-da! You don't have to gaze at any ad ever agin in your life!

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 7 лет назад +8

      exactly

    • @henstar337
      @henstar337 7 лет назад +12

      Or, there is a thing called skipping to 1:12

    • @ShadeTheBade
      @ShadeTheBade 7 лет назад +3

      +Demilung in the time you've spent watching RUclips videos, you could've learned to spell, and use grammar properly!

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 7 лет назад +9

      Well he did provide a 'skip ad' annotation, that's helpful.

    • @JOEMACHIN3030
      @JOEMACHIN3030 7 лет назад

      I hav a canser :c

  • @Mikman360
    @Mikman360 7 лет назад +11

    This was the first video game I ever played.
    Yeah... my parents didn't make the best parental decisions.

  • @lostarinokripparino4605
    @lostarinokripparino4605 7 лет назад +10

    Thanks for the honest and completely uninfluenced recommendation for a random app Jared... XD

  • @jordanpritchard5226
    @jordanpritchard5226 7 лет назад +14

    Did... Did Dino Crisis appear at the bottom of the screen...? 1:46

  • @duck16
    @duck16 6 лет назад +6

    Oh no, I had to wait an entire minute to get through an ad that Jared gets money from! I'm going to bitch in the comments to express how mad I am!

  • @babythorgaming2166
    @babythorgaming2166 7 лет назад +1

    You are a savior with your skip ad annotation! I understand that you need to make money so sponsorships and ads are necessary, but while binge-ing your videos, its nice to get straight to the action. Really appreciate everything you do, keep it up! :D

  • @ElBrandoTV
    @ElBrandoTV 7 лет назад +62

    If I were a kid I'd probably find this game scary, but then again I was scared when I first saw Dr. Eggman.

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades 7 лет назад +7

      Mario 64 Boss music. Terrifying as a child.

    • @329link
      @329link 7 лет назад +2

      a giant fat man who can run at the speed of light and creates giant death robots. I wonder why people were only scared of eggman in sonic spinball!

    • @amosdeguzman9980
      @amosdeguzman9980 7 лет назад

      329link ...Eggman isn't FTL.

    • @lightvendetta748
      @lightvendetta748 7 лет назад +1

      maybe not, but he probably was referring to how eggman outran sonic in one of the original sonics.

    • @owltoe0164
      @owltoe0164 7 лет назад +2

      Ace in the Hole that fucking piano, man.

  • @Kit3k
    @Kit3k 7 лет назад +4

    Everything attributed to this game started in Sweet Home. This game only introduced fixed camera angles and pre-rendered backgrounds. Also, Edward is there for a piano, not the suicide.

  • @eric4133
    @eric4133 7 лет назад +3

    This game is one of the reason I got into PC gaming. The soundtrack and sound effects were amazing back then.

  • @pinkiepower1968
    @pinkiepower1968 4 года назад

    I came to watch this AFTER I watched Jared's playthrough on the other channel - I giggled at several points remembering how much trouble some of the monsters and puzzles gave him!
    Glad you're back, Jared!

  • @tracyblanchard7663
    @tracyblanchard7663 7 лет назад +10

    Unless the sponsor pays significantly more to put the ad at the beginning of the video or pays by retention time at the ad, I'd suggest putting it at the end. This results in less bitching about the ad in the comments.

  • @koerier718
    @koerier718 7 лет назад +159

    If I was asked to say a bunch of things about a random mobile game and got payed for it. I would do it without a second thought.

    • @brookejoiner9360
      @brookejoiner9360 7 лет назад +28

      We all would, no question.
      People act like they wouldn't but when faced with it, we would all do it.

    • @ShakenBake444
      @ShakenBake444 7 лет назад +3

      Chris Joiner pays the bills

    • @growlanzer
      @growlanzer 7 лет назад

      The Burned Man yeah would definitely promote anything if I got paid for it

    • @aneeshsrinivas892
      @aneeshsrinivas892 7 лет назад

      i would too,if i could go all avgn about that

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't. I would only accept sponsors for things I actually have an interest/faith in. I don't give a single fuck about mobile games in general because they are absolute garbage

  • @AngelTerri
    @AngelTerri 5 лет назад +9

    Spreading the love in the comments as I watch the video!

  • @KashKey-
    @KashKey- 4 года назад +21

    "Your mother is a shoe cobbler" is the most meaningless insult I've ever heard.
    It's great.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 4 года назад +3

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
      Answer meaningless insults with meaningless responses :P

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 4 года назад

      @@klop4228 Your father was a test tube and your mother was a rubber band!

  • @Stonestreamdubs
    @Stonestreamdubs 7 лет назад +8

    Jared! You forgot to give a final rating!

  • @nathancobabe996
    @nathancobabe996 5 лет назад +3

    Love ya jared

  • @ZaronNitro
    @ZaronNitro 2 года назад +2

    Alone in the Dark faithful reimagining announced!!!
    I came back here the moment it got announced!

  • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
    @MikeELtheGamerLPShow 6 лет назад +13

    Is it weird that during the one time a content creator is considerate enough to manually add an annotation allowing me to skip the ad, I'm compelled to let the ad run? What is this feeling? Respect? Nah, it couldn't be.

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 7 лет назад +5

    "I'm the F@#king universe!"
    "NOT THAT ONE!"

  • @Raziel_Plisken
    @Raziel_Plisken 4 года назад +4

    Such gentleman having to awkwardly jump platforms wearing elegant clothes and bow tie to fight the gatekeeper of hell... I miss the 90's

  • @Lilhawke
    @Lilhawke 7 лет назад +2

    Hey Jared, since you've left screw attack, I'm happy to see you've found your own jam. Cheers man, keep up the great work!

  • @pjlurker420
    @pjlurker420 4 года назад +1

    Dude this game scared the s**t out of my little sister and I all the way back in 92-93. So scary. I remember having a blast playing this game.

  • @kefkapalazzo1092
    @kefkapalazzo1092 7 лет назад +50

    when are you going to review ff6?

    • @danrg26
      @danrg26 7 лет назад +10

      legend of the dragoon

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 7 лет назад +1

      Kefka Palazzo can earthbound be next

    • @kefkapalazzo1092
      @kefkapalazzo1092 7 лет назад

      ***** after 6 yes XD.

    • @soufpokemario
      @soufpokemario 7 лет назад

      We need more final fantasy videos!

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 7 лет назад

      Buttobi fine 6 and 9 maybe 12 at best but their are people who ripped 10,7,8 apart but earthbound is the list or mother 3

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 2 года назад +4

    New Alone in the Dark, baby!!

    • @memeguy2488
      @memeguy2488 2 года назад +2

      And its a remake/reimagining of this game which is happy to hear after the release of "that game from 2008"

  • @coolkid1597
    @coolkid1597 7 лет назад

    Thank you for this wonderful video, Jared.

  • @Derceto00
    @Derceto00 7 лет назад +1

    Nice throwback to a true classic. This game is in my tops of all time.

  • @stephenobrien6983
    @stephenobrien6983 7 лет назад +81

    No problem with you advertising Jared but as a subscriber, I would prefer to see you only endorse things you sincerely like & would genuinely suggest to others. Who knows, maybe you really do like that smartphone game....but I doubt it. I hope you get better advertising opportunities in the future, perhaps something you're _really_ passionate about. *Thank* *You* for another great video by the way.

    • @FinaleCadence
      @FinaleCadence 7 лет назад +5

      Stephen O'Brien I couldn't of said this better!

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 лет назад +5

      Stephen O'Brien The problem with that is how sponsorships work. The sponsor contacts the medium, not the other way around. This means that ProJared can't just say "Hey, Squeenix, can you pay me to do a Chrono Trigger ad for you? Yeah? Cool!" That's just not how that works. When selecting an advertisement, you can only get paid for what companies have offered you to advertise. With ProJared's more minor popularity on RUclips, I have a feeling this was one of the only sponsors available.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 7 лет назад +3

      If such is the case, then that really would be tragic, because it practically just made me lose respect for him that he'd practically advertise something that he probably doesn't enjoy that much.

    • @tartrazine5
      @tartrazine5 7 лет назад

      At least he wasn't promoting something outright evil like Candid.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 7 лет назад

      tartrazine5 Could you please elaborate on that?

  • @BANJOKUZOOIE
    @BANJOKUZOOIE 5 лет назад +4

    Love your videos! Hope to see more!

  • @PandaChan29
    @PandaChan29 7 лет назад

    My ancient computer only had the demo of this game which took place in the attic and even though I was just a kid, it really did scare me a lot too! Looking back, it was a fun atmospheric romp through a Lovecraftian circumstance. Thanks for uploading!

  • @bcherbs
    @bcherbs 6 лет назад

    I just found your channel, i like your editing, none of that stop go animation you see so much here on youtube, congrats on putting 7 words in a row w/o cutting the video! Will watch more !

  • @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter
    @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter 7 лет назад +22

    6:48
    I see this game also inspired ride to hell

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 3 года назад

      It took me a few minutes to understand this

  • @xMaugrex
    @xMaugrex 7 лет назад +18

    *Shows you don't need to even be looking at the screen to succeed in Best Fiends*
    Looks like a fun game.

  • @TeddyOnTheSpot
    @TeddyOnTheSpot 7 лет назад

    A new ProJared episode on my birthday? It's gonna be a happy birthday no matter what now!

  • @linksbetweendrinks7032
    @linksbetweendrinks7032 5 лет назад

    Hahaha! Hahahaha! Dino Crisis slowly trying to creep up at the bottom near Resident Evil and Silent Hill is just hilarious, subtle editing. You're a damn funny guy, ProJared.

  • @TuxedoCruise
    @TuxedoCruise 7 лет назад +120

    No video game title has more accurately described my love life.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 5 лет назад +1

      Riki LivingRoom I have cable.

    • @rabbitjack1881
      @rabbitjack1881 5 лет назад +1

      I know this is from a year ago...bbbbuuuutttt awwwwww

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 5 лет назад +4

      And Jared's...

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 5 лет назад +2

      @@ThierryRocksTV You sure?

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns 4 года назад

      @@CybernikTheHedgehog bruh you commented the same thing making fun of jared 🤔

  • @TheGoldenBolt
    @TheGoldenBolt 7 лет назад +15

    Well THAT was a good time to log into RUclips...

    • @Spiralr
      @Spiralr 7 лет назад

      HI dude

    • @RP-tatari-
      @RP-tatari- 7 лет назад

      The Golden Bolt I got like 4 notifications at the same time

    • @TaylorXIV
      @TaylorXIV 7 лет назад

      The Golden Bolt hey it's that guy I subbed too and then never watched any of his vids :P

    • @TheGoldenBolt
      @TheGoldenBolt 7 лет назад

      Rayehn of the Filth Oh, I don't set the little notification bell on channels or anything. I just happened to open up YT at the perfect moment!

  • @kawecknius1499
    @kawecknius1499 5 лет назад

    thanks for the ad it introduced me to one of my favorite games of all time now

  • @geremysorlinigiguere9535
    @geremysorlinigiguere9535 6 лет назад +1

    With Adpocalypse I can understand the ad in the vid. Plus it won't kill you to skip it manually if you absolutely must.
    If youtube won't give us ads then we can just make our own.

  • @Nijwol707true
    @Nijwol707true 7 лет назад +190

    This comment section is full of 9-year-old kids calling Jared a sellout

    • @minisvamp
      @minisvamp 7 лет назад +19

      some say he needs to eat..
      then in the same comment proceed to say how he shouldn't put in ads like that..

    • @mysterio1967
      @mysterio1967 6 лет назад +5

      TakelWolf yeah I don't like to see ads but it keeps him alive

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm 6 лет назад +4

      He told his fans to play a game that siphons money from you and the entire game is literally tapping the screen. His fans should be able to trust what he says

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 лет назад +7

      Now it’s full of drama-fueled teenagers calling Jared a clown

    • @millerbrown3051
      @millerbrown3051 5 лет назад +6

      @@brandonm2286 We arent wrong 😂

  • @kylelangdon6724
    @kylelangdon6724 7 лет назад +16

    He didn't give it a rating.

  • @aaronbozack830
    @aaronbozack830 4 года назад

    I'm loving the comment section right now pretty much nothing but love and support let's get our boy back to over a million subs!

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Год назад +2

    6:46 Fear not the man who tries a thousand different kicks, but kicks the same a thousand times.

  • @CoasterMagicX2
    @CoasterMagicX2 6 лет назад +16

    That's why my final rating is a Twilight Zone/10

  • @MaXF25
    @MaXF25 7 лет назад +10

    That adevertisement didn't need to be that long.

    • @blazingwaters7469
      @blazingwaters7469 7 лет назад

      It was a minute long....

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 7 лет назад

      your right the companie should have showered him with money for saying "wow guys these guys are paying me to tell you to play this game gottagobye!"

  • @MandoPonyPlays
    @MandoPonyPlays 7 лет назад

    Between this game and the Scorched Earth video you made, it's like you're just reviewing all my PC childhood favorites :D this game ALSO scared the crap out of me as a kid, not gonna lie. As soon as I booted it up, I felt that awesome, sickly, spoopy feeling inside.

  • @Merlangpoo
    @Merlangpoo 7 лет назад

    Man... how many time I've watch(listen to) this video. I want to hit 'like button' more than one time.

  • @sadlad5258
    @sadlad5258 6 лет назад +3

    1:30 After seeing Jared's Doki Doki Literature Club gameplay, I can safely say that game is on that list now.

  • @fieryfortifier3194
    @fieryfortifier3194 7 лет назад +293

    At least its not sponsored by Lootcrate...

    • @TeebTimboe
      @TeebTimboe 7 лет назад +15

      FieryFortifier is rather it be sponsored by lootcrate than some trash mobile game.

    • @fieryfortifier3194
      @fieryfortifier3194 7 лет назад +23

      Tim Wielgot I'm just saying that because RUclipsrs are sponsored by Lootcrate ALL THE DAMN TIME EVERY OTHER VIDEO, and usually they talk about how *great* the Lootcrates are when they're opening them in their 2 minute long paid pandering, when they're usually subjectively filled with worthless *shit* in the eyes of most people. As a result, its more bearable to see a sponsor that's not so over used on the internet...

    • @drosso4956
      @drosso4956 7 лет назад +2

      FieryFortifier like audible and best fiends forever

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 7 лет назад +9

      My latest Lootcrate was filled with Audible ads.

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 7 лет назад

      GameGrumps is often sponsored by Lootcrate, and they make great ads. I don't think you can make that great of an ad about some mobile game, so I would find it sadder if the same ad was about Lootcrate, because there isn't much potential you can out into an ad about a game where you mindlessly tap the screen.

  • @BFCnational
    @BFCnational 7 лет назад

    just came back to your channel after months of not checking p on it and am being flooded with flashbacks of how much i loved this fucking channel.

  • @sirMAXX77
    @sirMAXX77 7 лет назад

    You're awesome just for playing this. This is a game that got me started in the whole horror survival genre and got me excited for Silent Hill when it came out.
    But damn, this game was frustrating. I agree with you too, this game was creepy as all hell and gave me jump scares that most games don't work for me when they do cheap scares like that.

  • @shanecrunk7506
    @shanecrunk7506 7 лет назад +6

    whatever happened to your old heavy rain episode? it was by far my favorite video of yours, and I cant find it.

    • @siveon298
      @siveon298 7 лет назад

      The LP or an actual review? The LP is on the Normal Boots website.

  • @pretzels3273
    @pretzels3273 7 лет назад +6

    He didn't do the "random object" out of 10 thing like he usually does :(

  • @franchisethebull
    @franchisethebull 7 лет назад

    You have the subtle humor down mate keep on living mate
    My hero

  • @sud0s
    @sud0s 7 лет назад

    Cheers, Jared. I always assumed that I never finished this game in my childhood on a 486, but after watching this I remembered that I did!