Oscar - ProJared
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2015
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HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHAT JARED'S FLOOR LOOKS LIKE NOW.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I NOTICED
you can actually see it in his worst console ever video.
+TheBrianJ he might have green screened it, you never know what a floor could hold
+TheBrianJ Hoo Lee shit...planks...i always thought he had a carpet
+TheBrianJ I thought I was the only one who was happy to see Jared's floor! Thank god I was wrong XD
So how much rope, duck tape, and car batteries will it take to forc... convince Jared to do the other Oscar games?
+NoNameC68 ALL THE ROPE, ALL THE DUCT TAPE AND ALL THE CAR BATTERIES
I guess he will never play those games (and for good reasons).
+NoNameC68 "duck tape"
10/10
+NoNameC68 There's MORE?!
MarioKart7z www.duckbrand.com/
9:21 This moment alone is the reason why I shall forever miss Jared's scoring system.
This review is so good, it deserves to win an _Oscar_.
*slow clap*
+Allie-RX Heyyyyyy, Allie RX, what are you doing here?
+Allie-RX This joke is so good I want to commit seppuku
+Allie-RX This joke is so good I want to commit seppuku
+Finley Turner This joke is so good I want to commit sudoku.
This game is disturbingly similar to Bubsy. I wouldn't be surprised if Flair Software was trying to copy it.
Right? Even the shitty camera seems copy/pasted from Bubsy.
Lee Thompson-Kolar death by car!
So this is a Bubsy meets Gex rip off?
Oscar can compare to Bubsy, but Bubsy 3? *HOLY FUCKING ARSE.*
Lee Thompson-Kolar Especially Fractured Furry Tails. Much like that game, the design is some of the worst in 2D Platform history. And let's not forget that the speed is way too much and the level design does not accomodate it.
"Now you've got nothing! And you are nothing! And yet you still get hurt by everything."
-ProJared, 2015
Why does this describe my life so accurately?
Thanks for leaving this comment so I wouldn't have to
and still true to this day
No it describes Jared now.
This comment has not aged well...
NinjaKitsune Which one the one that just assumed jared was guilty
0:25 Everybody's reaction to hearing Jared's sexual harassment allegations. So relieved it turned out to be bullshit.
i'm just sad that it ruined his reputation
Hi, I'm from the future
His reputation is getting much better
@@MCDexpo im from 5 months in the future he hasnt gotten back to a million subs
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Still hasn't, but maybe someday. He definitely deserves it, and when he does, he'll be one of the prestigious few who've had the honor(?) of hitting one million subscribers twice.
@@gurvmlk 888k subscribers. Fun number, at least.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT BUBSY, THERE IS A NEW KING IN SHITTY TOWN!
AND HIS PRINCESS EXPLODES INTO FAIRIES!
AND HE'S FASTER THAN SANIC!
+"Marky Mark" Markus Gaming/LurkingFan4 HE IS SANIC
HE IS FUCKING INSANIC!
+"Marky Mark" Markus Gaming/LurkingFan4 EXCEPT HIS NAME IS OSCAR
"They basically applied a band-aid to a brain tumour."
Best metaphor ever.
Also, 9:12.
9:21 One of your best ratings ever
Laughed so hard when I heard that.
The voice you couldn’t understand was “And cut!” Since you’d beaten the stage and “ended filming”
I got bored and looked it up, Oscar is an otter.
That thing is an Otter? So then Oscar is the abomination child of Soinc the Hedgehog and an Otter.. Oscar the Otter gotta... swim fast? Break clams open on your tummy with rock fast?
So what you're telling me is that Oscar is what would happen if Sonic and Rotor decided to fuck? (Oh wait Rotor is a Walrus, shit, this joke doesn't work)
You could say that..
How otterly terrible.
Pholadis PUNS, JOKES, etc.
Haha please film all your live action shots on the ground. That got me.
Tge
Poor Jared choking on water for us
@@nathannburch3191 no
He did film them how else would you see them?
According to Gamefaqs,this game was made by Flair and Titus Software. Titus software also made....Superman 64. Yeah. The More You Know,I guess.
They were also the company to originally kill the fallout series (before Bethesda released Fallout 3) by releasing Brotherhood of Steel
@@deadaccountlol9189 No they weren't. Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel was developed and published by Interplay itself.
In Titus's defense, Superman 64 was a mess in no small part because DC kept constantly insisting on incredibly stupid and counter-productive changes.
IIRC they had to up and scrap the entire thing halfway through because DC didn't want Superman being depicted acting violently, which is also why he's inexplicably in a VR world.
And that was one of the LESS insane mandates.
@@Camkitsune also EA had something to do with it
@@Camkitsune and they tried to remedy it for the psx version which got canceled due to their license expiring
I been on a Projared watching spree, it's awesome how rewatchable your content is
It’s great isn’t it? I especially get a kick out of the Hydelide trilogy!
You do fantastic work Jared, keep it up!
0:24 *"WHAT, THE F**K!?"*
I swear this is the best way ever to start a Review
Only second to "Oh, for fuck's sake--" from Zero Punctuation. :V
Char0n the cold open of virtual hydlide is much better
Char0n pocky and rocky may be the best
best way to react to someone cheating on their wife
@@BunPrince so true
Sick respect for using Bully Soundtrack.
Looks like someone's fighting... the principle will have to clean his nose now.
I expected to see Brutalmoose pop up tho.
+TheTrueChuster
Where? I didn't hear it.
He also had a song from the EVO soundtrack (for the 2 other people who care :p)
+Cuckoo Phendula Yeah, I noticed that. EVO Search for Eden is my jam. He also had a tiny bit of mario land, Kirby's Dreamland 3 Sand canyon and a bunch of other good songs. Though one seems to be escaping me. Does anyone know the name of the one starting at 2:07 or so?
Why does oscar come back but not Super Bonk.....WHY?!?!?!?!?
Some RandomDude1234 Konami
Chief Broom wat?
Some RandomDude1234 I think he means that Super Bonk is owned by Konami, which is considered incompetent at this point and is no longer making video games.
Scott Shanbom Exactly. By this point is more likely that a Bonk and Bomberman pachinko machine comes out rather than proper games
Chief Broom ikr
Projared: "And I know what you're wondering. And no, I never will."
Commenters: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"
But Jared, do you play it in the shower?
I was going to make that joke
+Auggie Cunningham me too dammit
+av4d funny and topical A+
He cannot play it in the shower because he's not wet.
Yet.
+Jawaddles wait what...??
0:28 Art-style and animation reminds me of that Mutant Penguin game the Nerd talked about.
Didn't expect to see you here CR!
Hey CR hows it goin.
+FamiliarFacesChannel
I think that game is called the mutant club penguins from the sand storm, but I can never be certain, because I am a lousy grandma with no recollection of my last poo based movement.
+Bungis Albondigas It's Attack of the Mutant Penguins.
I Suggest doing every episode in that position
Oh shut up we get it already
Y’all better apologize now
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 28
@@gimo80 Awesome :D
Oh Hey its Bubsy's half-brained distant cousin.
XD
+RinqMasterLP This is the best thing I've read all day XD
+RinqMasterLP As if Bubsy wasn't dumb enough. XD
a I like Oscar a lot... It's better on CD32, and b I like Bubsy too. Take from that what you will. It's best on Jaguar xD
+LianneJW1912 wut?
Me: Ooh! A new ProJared video!
Jared: WHAT. THE F***?!
Me: This is already amazing.
Actually i was wondering how Oscar got so many damn games
He sold his Oscars.
+Tony “Haxt” Hakston Ha-Ha!
I was wondering if they were any better.
Probably not, but it still crossed my mind.
+StealthNull
I'm wondering how Oscar didn't make ScrewAttack's Top 10 "Worst" Mascots list.
+StealthNull Someone might have got the IP and code for cheap.
This game came out in a time where the creators assumed you already read the instruction booklet to the game, so they left everything completely ambiguous to the player. Including controls, level objectives, power-ups... those were the days."In-game instructions, HA. It's not like the player needs to know that stuff NOW, they already read everything they need to know about the game in the instructions of course! The instructions that every owner of this copy UNDOUBTUBLY HAS."
Alas, that practice has not aged very well. So many of those old games nowadays are in circulation without their instruction manuals.
"You are nothing, and you still get hurt by everything".
Wasn't ready for that deepness dude. It hurt.
Gets text saying projared uploaded a video.
*flips out*
#relatable
Yep.
Yeee
***** Um. What? You will always be a pirate.
Six years since this first came out and I always return to rewatch Jared's videos 👍.
If you look on the shelves when Jared is on the floor there's his favourite game Megaman x7
@amerdding2021MA no, it's virtual hydlide.
No its ride to hell
A f*** you out of 10
Ending could've been worse: could've been "CONGRATULATIONS" with a picture of some old japanese dude.
worse yet could have been an unlockable fifth level
+Jet Kusanagi CONGRATURATION
THIS STORY IS HAPPY END
THANK YOU
gp75motorsports Didnt reach too high for that low hanging fruit of humor did you?
+Jet Kusanagi Congraulation, you played a great game! See you on the next Oscars!
"Short people got no reason to live." -Randy Newman
Jared has fallen, and he chooses not to get up.
9:22 How I feel about the comments from 3 months ago
I bet Leo Decaprio was playing this for years prepping for his..
No wonder he took so long
Tony The Talking Clock If that is the case, he has wasted too much time. No doubt you agree with me. You are a clock.
What’s the time?
It’s quarter to nine
Time to take a bath
But what do you mean
We’re already clean
Scrub scrub scrub till the water’s BROWN
Preparing for his Oscar? Or his "fuck you"?
@@sterlingmuse5808 He was also very busy picking up teenage girls.
Nine? NINE?! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! NINE IS THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF LIFE YOU CAN GET?! I remember why no one remembers Irem, because they CANT PROGRAM HIGHER THAN NINE. How did they make ALL OF THIS, but they can't program HIGHER THAN THIS?! ABUSCHBUTADCBHF.
Yes that was a JonTron reference.
At least is not six... ONLY SIX LIVES?!? Okay, it's a single digit so I didn't expect anything higher than nine, but why a random number like six?! That means the assholes who programmed this thought: "Hmmm... they shouldn't have more than six lives".
Classic AVGN.
Dishwasher? YES!
The bonus ending of Jared giggling on the floor was great! It was so wholesome and I'm glad he had fun reviewing this horrible game.
Dang...and I thought Busby was bad. This make Bubsy look like Super Mario Bro. 3.
10:36
Jared: And I know what you're wondering...
Me: "Will you finally get laid?"
Jared: ..and no, I never will!
...
Well, it figures.
Still better than that show on Nickelodeon.
+BlackPikmin1998 Avatar: The Last Airbender?
+Cody Hines iCarlos?
Meow
CARLOS...!
+BlackPikmin1998 Dog with a Blog?
+Ryan G dog with a blog is Disney which is arguably worse than modern Nick
Play it in the shower!!
🛀
+David Acuna Go to your room David and think about what you just said.
Are you referencing ProJared's appearance on Game Shakers? (This is not a joke)
+Stephen Hong yes, yes he is
1:45 - Bowser called. He wants his Koopa Troopas back...
This looks like one of those rubbish examples of an Amiga platformer clumsily ported to a console, since those were more popular in the States than the Amiga was. Besides Oscar, there were more than a few SNES games like this: Blues Brothers, Jim Power, Zool, Alfred Chicken, several of the Ocean Software games...
Many of them had a somewhat similar feel: non-linear platformers that mostly consisted of running around a big level looking for stuff, until you find them and are allowed to leave. I guess many developers thought the SNES would be most on-par with Amiga from a graphics standpoint, since they were both capable of sprite scaling, Mode 7, minor 3D capabilities, and a large colour palette. The SNES was preferred for more graphic-intensive Amiga ports.
Unfortunately, hardware limitations such as a much slower CPU than the Amiga, less RAM, and a lower display resolution, held these games back. It usually left us with aimless platformers with ice physics as the hardware struggled to keep up, and the SNES's lower resolution meant the game "camera" couldn't be pulled back far enough for a comfortable play experience. The Amiga's smooth performance was compromised frequently here.
Games that stayed exclusive to the Amiga, like Fire and Ice, or were ported to the more architecturally similar Genesis/Megadrive (Motorola 68K CPU, similar memory management) like Wiz 'n' Liz, James Pond or Chuck Rock, tended to fare better. This was if the game had simpler graphics, and the developer didn't mind MAJOR downgrades to the audio.
+Ethan Rice You see that? That's called HISTORY.
will it's nice to see somebody who knows what he's talking about
Considering the contemporary reviews I could find, Oscar wasn't all that well-received on the Amiga either.
In a review from Amiga Power for Dangerous Streets (I was curious about how bad it really was), someone argued that Dangerous Streets and Oscar could easily turn people off the Amiga CD32 entirely.
Like, yeah, there's some decently highly rated reviews for Oscar from the time, but the consensus seems to be that it's pretty mediocre.
Mr Fishfinger And no sprite scaling.......also the snes had more colors and overall the more powerfull graphics Chip.
How can you possibly know all this??
I'm not surprised you were on TV, you have so much charisma! :) Great video as always!!!
I get it!
(I don't get it)
+HappyGestapo ECH
Fuck it
This is like Jared's version of Dino City
0:25 my reaction to infinity war’s ending
Who's back after seeing the recent Jared video?
I am. Fun reading the 3 month old comments eeh?
Idc about the drama actually aslong as he make good content im down
I watch one projared video (the newest one) and now I'm being recommended all of his old videos. Kinda glad it recommended this one though. It's a nostalgic game for me!
@@ashenphoenix6869 How about the 3 year old comments?
@@Big_Gulps_Huh very true
Do a legit review of Sky Whale!
+Rainbow Pastel I would love that.
He would rip it apart into a bloody pulp.
+Rainbow Pastel It's Whale Trail. Nothing else.
Andy Joe Yup!
+Rainbow Pastel No he shouldnt!
19.000th viewer.
WOAH IM SPECIAL YOU GUYS WOAH... *sits lonely and cries in danish*
Martin Vortex Scorpion
because 9gag jokes
+The Lunatic Fridge Fuck 9gag.
+shittyfagg What is going on in these comments
+The Lunatic Fridge I thought you were crying into a breakfast pastry at first.
+The Lunatic Fridge woah man you'll ruin your danish
1:21 MAW!
I actually got uncomfortable and dizzy watching this footage! I can't imagine what actually playing the game is like!
Oh, hey Bubsy, how are ya doin' ?
+Vic Viper OH HI I'M BUBSY! (Please someone get that reference :D)
+Vic Viper
I think this game may be even worse than Awesome Possum.
....I didn't think that was possible.
+Vic Viper which is worst?, this or bubsy
Patch93 Damn, you made me shudder just by reminding myself of this piece of crap.
+Glitched Pokedex This, by a long shot. At least the first Bubsy game was good.
Gameplay that forces you to accept death and die repeatedly in order to win?
Funny, I thought that was something gamers these days were supposed to love *coughROMhacksandDarkSoulscough*
I don't really think you can compare death in this to Dark Souls.
+Jeremy “Shadowbird712” Keil At least Dark Souls is a good game, and ROM hacks can be good as long as the person who made them knows what they're doing, this game just flat out sucks.
+Zach Sexton That's you're opinion, but you haven't actually given any supporting arguments
+Jeremy “Shadowbird712” Keil With Rom Hacks, one can expect half the fun to be how bullshit difficult the game is, and with Dark Souls, it's difficult but fair.
+SSBBPOKEFAN I don't buy that at all. I don't play games to make me /more/ angry.
I KNOW WHAT JAREDS FLOOR LOOKS LIKE!!
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
this makes bubsy look like gold.
I'd say so too (then again, I already like Bubsy so...)
bubsy was already gold thanks to his first game, his first game was nice for sega and snes! bubsy (in addition to awesome possum) also has Oscar as a cousin!
Oscar was also released for the Amiga CD32 as a double disk with another game called Diggers, and in that version, the camera is fixed, but the controls might be worse, believe it or not. Aside from that, it looks extremely similar.
Also of note, Dangerous Streets was re-released for the CD32 as well.
I bet that intro is how Jared initially reacted to the backlash. He will recover hopefully. Let's hope for the best!
Here it is.
Love this channel so much ProJared, keep up the brilliant videos!
7:55 look right above his hair... He still has that game for some reason
4:36 - 4:47 you just described Dark Souls
Bennjack and why it sucks
And the Oscar goes to
Mad max
Pah. More like Zootopia!
Brendan Kelly 69 likes
the nostalgia this gives me 😭
Hey fellow bingers
Hello, I am from the future, we are completely screwed, no surprises here.
Hello, I am from further in the future
The good news is, we still have cake ... For now...
@@MCDexpo let me guess, the aliens are here and they want all of Earth’s milk? How would we make cheese?
Hello!
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
That's one way to start a video
i am glad i never touched this game. it makes bubsy look like a Mario game.
It makes bubsy look like M64
It makes Bubsy look competent!
eeeeh if you finished transforming Bubsy into Mario it would be much better thanks! this game may be mediocre but it has a lot of potential, like awesome possum for genesis! oscar and bubsy were better than mighty no⁹ for ps4!
Fun Fact: This was actually a port of an Amiga game.
wait what
0:24.
If Monster Hunter became Japanese Only, this would be his reaction.
Mygingerguy it'd be mine too.
Mine too
Wow... This game was headache-inducing >_>
3:42 is that the nerd fight music from Bully?
yup
This has been one of your funniest videos yet! Phew that rating was fantastic
Here because house pipe fiasco - PRO JARED MARATHON!!!
It makes me a little sad that projared has a floor, and doesn't just eternally float in the ether
DEATH BATTLE
Oscar Vs. Bubsy
The marble video really got me excited for this style of your content. As good as the FF videos are
Love your Reviwes !! Takes me back to Childhood!
Hey Projared, I was wondering...
About those sequels. :)
+inarjollyhound
10:38
+inarjollyhound He never will... XD
+inarjollyhound Hit up the Nerd. Maybe he'll do it.
Will he?
So when are you going to get around to reviewing the last hydlide game?
+Io hoho The two Hydlide games he hasn't reviewed are Japan only, and it's obvious that they aren't worth finding a translated version.
+CurtisAlfeld Why aren't they worth it?
*****
Did you see how much he hated the other three?
CurtisAlfeld Yeah, that's my point. If the two Japanese only ones are crap then that gives him more reason to review them.
+tj12711 He will probably die trying to comprehend the terribleness of the games.
best review ever. I go back to watch it sometimes so good
I liked that extra bit at the end, it was funny seeing Jared without a script.
"I never will" Would you kindly review the Oscar games, Jared?
10:36
"I wonder if Jared Senpia will notice me"
I know what you're wondering
"WILL PRECIOUS JARED SENPAI NOTICE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!"
And no, i never will!!!
:(
I know what you're wondering
"ENGLISH MOTHER F***ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!"
And no, i never will!!!
I know what you're wondering
"I wonder if Jared will ever do anything on MH Stories."
And no, i never will!!!
Well that's a shame.....OH WELL!!
he thought you were wondering if he would review the ds games.
Yes senpia, my favorite filter.
***** Who?
+Jake Cobovic Manny danny for a stupid comment or Alta parks for being captain obvious
Ok, i know that it's REALLY stupid but i wanted to make a joke about how easily that can be take out of context and that was the only thing i could think of at the time. I added a few more but my point still stands
1:38
Nice
Classics proJared binge ongoing!
0:58
"90's attitude?"
We call it "tude," Grandpa.
8:21 "And cut."
love the use of the 80s Revenge of the Nerds-esque music from Bully in here!!!
Forgot this game since childhood, nightmares are coming back. Thanks Jared....
I GOT THE CHECKPOINT ELEPHANT
is this game trying to give us a fucking seizure
*gurgle garble*
this reminds a lot of that Home Improvement game, right down to the 'jumping between movies/sets to collect things'
Oscar's quick from 0 to 60, but he can't go to 760! 😎
10:13 how can a Sonic knockoff have so many games and yet I never came across him until today?
more Oscar games? DO IT, JUST DO IT, BELIEVE YOU CAN!
The invisibility makes you invisible to yourself. Brilliant. Groundbreaking work there.
Oscar’s eyebrows has ascended into Ultra Instinct.
Well, at least the DSi shop is closed!
Welp, for your performance today, you definitely deserve an......... OSCAR! ENJOY IT!
(I'm sure Jared is weeping with joy right about now! xD)
I don't even think he saw this comment
+Addicted To Doges Don't rain on his/her parade.
Vhaddy Von Pineapple #HailRikiTheHeropon
Hello, friend.
Accidentally started watching this in .5 and I can't change it I can't stop staring my sides are in orbit around the sun
I gotta say, I'm exceptionally humbled by your ability to suffer through the most asinine of games. I LOVE your videos!