Two Worlds - ProJared

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @TheDilden
    @TheDilden 5 лет назад +3247

    The pain this man has been through would break a lesser man. Support Jared anyway you can.

    • @autumnmaemoon8660
      @autumnmaemoon8660 5 лет назад +87

      Done my man. Rewatching all his old videos.

    • @Volkan0306
      @Volkan0306 5 лет назад +27

      I've been on a binge watch since yesterday

    • @cheapjake8161
      @cheapjake8161 5 лет назад +19

      Your likes and subscriptions decide his fate
      I watched his response video three days late

    • @orecvetkovic904
      @orecvetkovic904 5 лет назад +5

      @Deathsdayoff person why

    • @sternosaur
      @sternosaur 5 лет назад +3

      @@autumnmaemoon8660 projared marathon

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 3 года назад +446

    ProJared’s show is one series that can be watched countless times and still be as enjoyable as it was the first time!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад +14

      I agree completely. There's only 60 episodes, sure, but that's a lot to go through; especially when you consider that it's been like, 10/11 years since this video. Also, he accidentally destroyed one of his blue shirts in this episode, according to another comment, and accidentally hurt himself. So, everyone, salute ProJared's dead Blue Shirt. We've suffered a great loss, sure, not as great as the loss of The Boss, from MGS3. And I'm sure that's the first and only time someone compares a shirt to a character from MGS3: Snake Eater. But I still agree with you completely, m'lady.

    • @ameynanote
      @ameynanote 2 года назад +13

      I use his videos to go to sleep. They literally got me out of insomnia!! I'm not calling his videos boring, just wholesome and I've watched them so many times its a great way to keep things off of my mind. I love his projared series and I'm glad he keeps making new Final Fantasy videos (and other projared series) for me to keep in the backlog of changing things up

    • @AJ__525
      @AJ__525 Год назад +2

      @@ameynanotethat’s honestly really cool and wholesome

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Год назад +1

      You got to be kidding 4:34

    • @NeoArashi
      @NeoArashi Год назад +1

      I agree. So many of his videos, I watches 10+ times, and I still love them.

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 8 лет назад +525

    You know what's absolutely fantastic? You can beat this game in a few minutes by attacking Gandohar and tricking the nearby village into slaughtering him for you. What a badass.

    • @AstralSys.
      @AstralSys. 6 лет назад +25

      Yup. They gang up on him and he just dies.

    • @dprototype6431
      @dprototype6431 6 лет назад +13

      Can confirm, just watched a speedrun of the game and it does not disappoint. ruclips.net/video/5NeR-bT3uv0/видео.html

    • @charlesd-wayne9449
      @charlesd-wayne9449 6 лет назад +4

      Only in the pc Version without updates

    • @MaxxyBee
      @MaxxyBee 5 лет назад +17

      you can also beat your career in a few minutes by cheating on your wife and filing for divorce while blocking her

    • @BugBoss1205
      @BugBoss1205 5 лет назад +4

      And then all the nearby people attack him.

  • @Slenderquil
    @Slenderquil 5 лет назад +2041

    All the comments on this video aged as well as they thought this video did. Welcome back Jared

    • @wendykelly8332
      @wendykelly8332 5 лет назад +19

      Damn straight

    • @alienalibi2382
      @alienalibi2382 5 лет назад +63

      I love it. The few people that defended him can feel it. Fucking bandwagoners

    • @scyanite9905
      @scyanite9905 5 лет назад +2

      maybe I didn't pay attention, but did he ever say anything about his relationship problem?

    • @Slenderquil
      @Slenderquil 5 лет назад +59

      @@scyanite9905 He said a bit about the relationship stuff, but the things I cared more about (the allegations of him being predatory to young kids) were definitely cleared up, and that makes my happy.

    • @cxrlos817
      @cxrlos817 5 лет назад +5

      @@Slenderquil yeah people were saying hes still cheated lmao so

  • @TheLegend1800
    @TheLegend1800 8 лет назад +1622

    First time I watched this video, I thought Jared was being a bit overdramatic in the whole "I fell into the hype and the devs lied to me and betrayed me!" thing.
    Then No Man's Sky was announced...
    Now I feel his pain.

    • @sirtalksalot4179
      @sirtalksalot4179 8 лет назад +7

      Same here

    • @jerankorak7997
      @jerankorak7997 8 лет назад +64

      Ain't our fault the game sucks so hard.

    • @ChandlerTV100
      @ChandlerTV100 8 лет назад +10

      It was Destiny for me.

    • @keegster1433
      @keegster1433 8 лет назад +2

      TheLegend1800 I feel ya

    • @scottaw1981
      @scottaw1981 8 лет назад +6

      and that game was released 10 years ago, and this video was 6 years ago, and why do people keep buying overpriced and over hype games? Like me with my copy of FO4 I still haven't played.

  • @AlexFantasy88
    @AlexFantasy88 3 года назад +330

    the sword stabbing scene is still funny, the look on his face is priceless when he looks at the camera.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 года назад +22

      He actually did hurt himself by accident. Worse, one of his shirts was destroyed. RIP Jared's Blue Shirt. Literally.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад +6

      @@WillieManga Ah, no, not Jared's Blue Shirt! Oh no! We'll sure miss seeing Jared's Blue Shirt... sure, you could just wear another shirt, but no Blue Shirt could ever replace that one Blue Shirt... it was in some of his most iconic videos, from Drake and the 99 Dragons, to Pocky & Rocky with PBG, to Two Worlds, to the Hydlide trilogy, and while some of us may not have noticed, we suffered a great loss, and we'll never forget about that Blue Shirt. But I still say saluting The Boss at her grave for being a true patriot, at the end of Snake Eater, is a much sadder and much greater loss, that's still being mourned by people, decades after that game took place. But, Jared's videos are as great and as masterful as almost any MGS game.

  • @TheClaybones
    @TheClaybones 8 лет назад +558

    I saw the speedrun of this at SGDQ this year and had to come here. It was 2 minutes long and culminated in a bunch of villagers gang-beating the final boss. Fitting if you ask me.

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 8 лет назад +13

      Oh, yeah... I saw Cr1tiKaL do it, too.

    • @StephanieLoveful
      @StephanieLoveful 8 лет назад +9

      Actually, if you can see beyond some graphical issues. The Story is excellent, the places you visit gives you lots of chill. There is a sense of being able to wahtever you want. And its a great game.

    • @b-radkush3190
      @b-radkush3190 8 лет назад +48

      +Stephanie H come on now. this game is complete shit.

    • @StephanieLoveful
      @StephanieLoveful 8 лет назад +2

      ONLY thing i dislike is you can't be female in SP. :(

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 8 лет назад +39

      +Stephanie H The story is shit and overdone. The VA'S are horrible. The frame rate during combat is awful. Need I go on?

  • @TreWilder
    @TreWilder 5 лет назад +2641

    Ad Blocker: Off.
    Playlist: On.
    Let's help him out.

    • @TheDilden
      @TheDilden 5 лет назад +70

      Hell yes brother

    • @seefzi
      @seefzi 5 лет назад +60

      Watching with YT premium so no ads but yes support

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 5 лет назад +51

      It's gamer time, fellas

    • @Rhubarb120
      @Rhubarb120 5 лет назад +76

      It feels bad how many harrassment comments will still be up after the proof of his innocence came out.

    • @earthessurge1732
      @earthessurge1732 5 лет назад +28

      We're in it together. Let's bring him back.

  • @recursor9469
    @recursor9469 8 лет назад +875

    Projared looks the same at 30 as he did when he was 24.
    He must be immortal.

    • @BloodShutEyes1
      @BloodShutEyes1 8 лет назад +144

      Once you hit the max level you can't improve anymore.

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 8 лет назад +17

      wait he's 30?

    • @thatguyfromyoutube7441
      @thatguyfromyoutube7441 8 лет назад +47

      +anime fanboy101 he's 24 here but since this was 5 years ago he's now either 29 or 30 and still rocking the button up

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 8 лет назад +8

      So he is the same age as me. I figured he was since everything he recounts about his past aligns to what was relevant when I was at the same age.

    • @exxxtraemo9600
      @exxxtraemo9600 7 лет назад +7

      recursor94 Jesus I thought he was 19-22

  • @TheDonaldduck911
    @TheDonaldduck911 9 лет назад +1415

    IGN kissing a game's ass??? I've never heard that one before....

    • @flarecraft3722
      @flarecraft3722 9 лет назад +24

      ORAS...ORAS...ORAS...

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 9 лет назад +14

      +FlareCraft 0/10
      Too much water

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 9 лет назад +24

      ***** Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby is 7.8/10
      TOO MUCH FUCKING WATER

    • @Antibugget
      @Antibugget 9 лет назад +4

      +Gerardo Montalvo next time I see Pc gamer or any other bad companies so called "ratings" on the game.. I will put it back on the game shelf's and say Fuck it! :D lucky today you almost buy everything digitally and can look up a review on internet or youtube on a gameplay review.. before u buy it.

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 8 лет назад +1

      +Gerardo Montalvo **holds up Titanfall**

  • @thejman214
    @thejman214 8 лет назад +258

    back when blockbuster still existed two worlds was the only game that i returned on the same day that i rented it

    • @theeliteelite5881
      @theeliteelite5881 8 лет назад +9

      Man I wish game rental was still around that was awesome

    • @Shane7ubers
      @Shane7ubers 8 лет назад +1

      +Jarvis Ritch you probably
      like metal shit solid too. cause it cool

    • @haydenglatemore
      @haydenglatemore 8 лет назад +1

      +Jarvis Ritch mine was YuGiOh: Duelist of the Roses

    • @Gallzatron
      @Gallzatron 6 лет назад +6

      Shane Matheson you don't like it? Your taste in games is utter shit

    • @mavil64
      @mavil64 6 лет назад +2

      We went to rent a movie with a friend and told them to hand over the worst thing they had. And they said that if we managed to watch the whole thing we could keep the movie. We did it. But dang it was difficult not to chug bleach

  • @tightanimeass5132
    @tightanimeass5132 3 года назад +87

    "I'm playing two worlds." A legend is born...

  • @RJinthematrix
    @RJinthematrix 8 лет назад +954

    riding off oblivion's success, stealing warcraft III's plot
    these people are monsters

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer 8 лет назад +21

      Yeah yeah, demons, but also, zombies! and possibly some orcs!

    • @Oskuu
      @Oskuu 8 лет назад +42

      Hey now, Warcraft 3's plot is much more complicated than that! I get what you mean tho lol

    • @jadevenator5659
      @jadevenator5659 8 лет назад +16

      But they're not an orc.

    • @dinosaurcj
      @dinosaurcj 7 лет назад +66

      No, they're "Hard Warriors"

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 7 лет назад +11

      At least they went bankrupt last year...

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda 8 лет назад +113

    The character would also say the most random things when you would just be roaming around. The two lines I remember, only because me and my friends use them in conversation still, is "Uncomfortable Customers" and I swear he also said at one point "That's what my wife said" while riding his horse alone in the woods.

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 лет назад +6

      ***** Yes! I remember that one! Kind of makes me wish more games just had the hero say non-sequitors like this.

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 8 лет назад +2

      +Rabid Rabbit Rabbi too bad the bad games are the ones with that kind of humor. >.< the good games don't have that often. =.= it's blissful when it does, though. :P

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 8 лет назад +4

      you think he was talking to his horse, pretending that it could understand?

    • @aivoplenkovs9449
      @aivoplenkovs9449 8 лет назад +3

      +Rabid Rabbit Rabbi Witcher 3 kinda has the same thing, Geralt says ''Looks like rain'' 2mins after it started to rain.

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 года назад +47

    12 years later and this video *_still_* cracks me up. Jared's older videos have aged incredibly well.

  • @raygatana1886
    @raygatana1886 3 года назад +24

    A decade and a lot of troubled waters later, ProJared is still just as quality as when he started. Bless this beautiful soul of a man

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 6 лет назад +310

    You know what would be cool, if this game was a comedy. Like, if it was a parody of Oblivion.
    It's almost like that's what the game was going for in the beginning. The Taint, the Monty Python quote, a guy called Ho, a super hot girl who hilariously gets reveled as your sister.
    The punching sounds when slashing swords is pretty funny too.
    I think this game could've been super funny.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 5 лет назад +46

      Yeah. Kind of a shame they didn't embrace that and make something of it.

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 5 лет назад +16

      retrogamelover2012 It’d be like the Scream/every-horror-movie-ever parody, Scary Movie.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 5 лет назад +12

      Hopefully without some of the lazy and oversaturated bloatedness of those types of examples.

    • @Shingoenjoyer
      @Shingoenjoyer 5 лет назад +12

      So basically a monty python/fable game?

    • @MS-rg6ku
      @MS-rg6ku 5 лет назад +3

      It would be cooler if projared cheated on his wife, which he did

  • @steffiacosta1079
    @steffiacosta1079 5 лет назад +804

    The fog has cleared and I'm back to watch one of my favorite youtubers of all time.

  • @AliJ5533
    @AliJ5533 5 лет назад +1349

    Welp, time to revisit this resurrected channel, and hopefully repopulate the comments with positivity in the process.

    • @4ft1inAlpha
      @4ft1inAlpha 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah, a lot of these comments don't age well

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 5 лет назад +12

      I'm glad projared is returning who isn't

    • @alexeyeliseev6322
      @alexeyeliseev6322 5 лет назад +1

      Yes! Yes!

    • @emperior5710
      @emperior5710 4 года назад +19

      @Jayden Levy He was accused of something, I’m not entirely sure, but someone was trying to ruin him, and it was working for a while. Eventually he stated his side of the story and we all learned the lesson of “make sure you know the full story before you cast judgment.”

    • @jordannewthomas3293
      @jordannewthomas3293 3 года назад +4

      @@emperior5710 my question is were all the allegations cleared up because I never cared much about the main one everyone was mostly talking about, but the other one that came to light around the same time. I honestly love the guys work and wanna support him but only if I really feel I should ya know.

  • @harsesishoktar9386
    @harsesishoktar9386 3 года назад +167

    Projared being so disgusted with himself because he's going to play the sequel is hilarious.

  • @jasonsmyth-chandler8631
    @jasonsmyth-chandler8631 6 лет назад +208

    I actually bought this game a few months ago because of this video. I wanted to make fun of the voice acting and ridiculous gameplay, and ended up beating it, without "cheating" in about 7 or 8 hours.
    I had a bow that did decent damage, but anytime someone melee attacked me, I was dead in about 4 or 5 hits, and the serpents near the water crystal town always one-shotted me. But then I realized that if you stood up on one of the carts scattered throughout the game, nothing can touch you. I fought Reist standing on one and just shot him with arrows for about 20 minutes, then lured Gandahar out to the same one and did the exact same thing. Never took a single hit....

    • @obotprime339
      @obotprime339 6 лет назад +12

      Jason Smyth-Chandler wow, and I thought this game couldn’t get more hilarious...

    • @yor9783
      @yor9783 5 лет назад +2

      So you're saying Jared didn't need to cheat, he only dose because he's shit?

    • @yor9783
      @yor9783 4 года назад

      @@BruceDePégaso I'd say it aged perfectly, it goes so well with the comment but also imply hes a dickhead. He's a bird of a feather flocking with others like him.

    • @davillain8896
      @davillain8896 3 года назад +1

      l liked this game a lot. Played it with no cheats I really enjoyed. I had already beaten oblivion.

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns 2 года назад

      @@yor9783 what are you on about

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie 8 лет назад +728

    Cold. Wet. Aroused.
    Sounds like my typical friday night.

  • @meadowsama
    @meadowsama 3 года назад +175

    To this day, because of this video every time I hear the word “warriors” I automatically wanna say “HARD ONES” and nobody gets it😔

    • @meapickle
      @meapickle Год назад +4

      I'm imagining the Iconic taunting scene from warriors "WARRRRRRIORRRRRSSSSSSS-hard ones

    • @angusmctugntot9792
      @angusmctugntot9792 10 месяцев назад

      Holy shit same!

    • @Smogmire
      @Smogmire 3 месяца назад +1

      *"NOT VERY FRIENDLY."*

  • @supermike316yes8
    @supermike316yes8 4 года назад +348

    Question: Who just states what they are currently doing out loud? Answer: Every single person on Twitter.

    • @vinicius100470
      @vinicius100470 3 года назад +11

      More like Instagram Stories

    • @spryzenedits9262
      @spryzenedits9262 3 года назад +12

      @@vinicius100470 both are accurate

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 3 года назад +1

      Typing isn't saying it out loud

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 3 года назад +9

      @@jamesmiller5331 when you type on the internet where everyone can see what you wrote, that's like saying out loud.

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 3 года назад

      @@Rifky809 🙄

  • @nightmarefanatic1819
    @nightmarefanatic1819 2 года назад +32

    The Taint? Ho? The village of Windbreak?
    This is 100% intentional, there is no way the writers didn't know how snicker worthy these names are.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger Год назад +5

      It's rumored that it was meant to be a parody of Oblivion and marketing forced it to take a more serious direction halfway through the development

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 Год назад +4

      @@1Hol1Tiger That sucks, there's plenty of serious fantasy RPG games, making ones with a sense of humor would be fun and help it stand out

  • @MoonkeyHimself
    @MoonkeyHimself 5 лет назад +939

    Ok It's time to delete all of your mean comments.

    • @aidanquarles5081
      @aidanquarles5081 5 лет назад +9

      @عبد الله العجارمة hey whats your name mean bro

    • @consumetrousers9512
      @consumetrousers9512 5 лет назад +13

      By "delete your mean comments" you actually mean "delete your life", right? Because, it would be fine by me if people did that.

    • @MoonkeyHimself
      @MoonkeyHimself 5 лет назад +21

      @@consumetrousers9512 Not necessarily.

    • @superbox17R
      @superbox17R 5 лет назад +1

      Moonkey I need help looking for mine

    • @mrbambista2559
      @mrbambista2559 5 лет назад +12

      Consume Trousers careful you don’t cut yourself on that edge.

  • @girthygumbolini882
    @girthygumbolini882 10 лет назад +100

    This was my first console rpg. I played it when I was six and seven, and I loved it. I got none of the references or jokes in the game and I still thought it was fun. I recently revisited it and I said to myself, " Oh young me, you were so innocent and dumb, if only you knew what a travesty this is, I could have saved myself Six dollars and spent it on legos."

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer 10 лет назад +14

      Legos, the toys of Chuck Norris quality!

    • @hermaeus_jackson
      @hermaeus_jackson 10 лет назад +10

      FireKid112
      That statement doesn't even make that much sense.

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer 10 лет назад +5

      *****
      Thank you.

    • @PinehatLarry
      @PinehatLarry 10 лет назад +6

      If you enjoyed it, it was worth the money.

    • @girthygumbolini882
      @girthygumbolini882 10 лет назад +16

      Naww man legos would have been cooler.

  • @CCYami
    @CCYami 5 лет назад +367

    ...I am guessing a "welcome back" is in order?
    Welcome back.

  • @devilkera
    @devilkera 8 лет назад +31

    how do you wanna put oblivion to shame without character customanization, only 1 race, only 1 gender... creating your own character and playing your own way is what makes the elder scrolls so great!

  • @blairintheusa6613
    @blairintheusa6613 7 лет назад +283

    Warriors, Hard ones...
    Best line in gaming

  • @Klagmar
    @Klagmar 11 лет назад +88

    I remember this game. I bought it used on a whim and returned it that same day. To put this in perspective, this is the only time in my entire life I have returned a video game.

    • @trentbowditch2020
      @trentbowditch2020 10 лет назад +5

      I did the same exact same. Except when I took it home, and played it and learned how much it sucked. I took back within the hour.

    • @Yaesumuji
      @Yaesumuji 10 лет назад

      Only game I've ever done that to was Final Fantasy 13. Fuck that game.

    • @Srock8994
      @Srock8994 10 лет назад

      honestly i didn't find it super awful. just not so fun.

    • @sujatathakoor6180
      @sujatathakoor6180 10 лет назад +4

      I burnt the cd

  • @rngfactor
    @rngfactor 5 лет назад +396

    AHA freaking called it. Projared revolution! Rewatching the whole series Who's with me??!!

  • @therealdavidcage4761
    @therealdavidcage4761 8 лет назад +746

    Comparing Oblivion to Two Worlds is like comparing Christmas to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

    • @hlh6669
      @hlh6669 8 лет назад +30

      Giggle

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 8 лет назад +7

      +Nate Richards its more like comparing heaven to a bloody concentration camp.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 8 лет назад +2

      +Nate Richards implying Oblivion isn't boring.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 8 лет назад +3

      ***** yeah. I say stick to Dragon Age or Dragon's Dogma

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 8 лет назад +2

      ***** seriously, though, Oblivion was boring.

  • @GuyWhoLovesGames
    @GuyWhoLovesGames 8 лет назад +88

    Fun fact about this game: the people who made it would later go on to make Raven's Cry.

    • @lawrenceofarabia9219
      @lawrenceofarabia9219 8 лет назад +33

      Are you serious?! Wow that's just sad.

    • @GuyWhoLovesGames
      @GuyWhoLovesGames 8 лет назад +23

      Shining rift
      True story, it seems they didn't learn their lesson.

    • @Morrigan101
      @Morrigan101 8 лет назад +2

      they are making 2 worlds 3

    • @madness1931
      @madness1931 8 лет назад

      +James.H. It's sad as that Two Worlds 2 wasn't that bad on PC. +Sunset Shimmer101 I'm a little looking forward to that madness to see what they do and mess up. It's like a car crash that you want to watch but shouldn't.

    • @GuyWhoLovesGames
      @GuyWhoLovesGames 8 лет назад +3

      Madness1 It would be funny if Two Worlds 3 was really good. It probably won't be, but it would be interesting.

  • @compedycakemine6960
    @compedycakemine6960 8 лет назад +61

    "Don't worry guys, I got this"
    - Dark Souls, 2011

  • @DerBear108
    @DerBear108 4 года назад +36

    10 years. 10 years of amazing, funny, and entertaining videos and gaming. And it all started with this trainwreck of a game and how brutally you tore into it. Thank you for bringing us a decade of content, Jerd 🎮🎉👍

  • @Subscriber-ph8es
    @Subscriber-ph8es 8 лет назад +211

    The video quality look like it's from the 1990's
    And I love it

  • @Ecchi_Kun
    @Ecchi_Kun 3 месяца назад +5

    jared's old videos fills me with so much nostalgia

  • @ItsOuren
    @ItsOuren 5 лет назад +104

    I never stopped watching you. I felt ashamed, in a way, but now I'm glad. I had a sliver of hope that kept growing. Thank you for staying strong.

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 3 года назад +4

      You're a fucking weirdo. Watch or don't. No need to show us that you're a freak.

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 3 года назад +6

      @@jamesmiller5331 wat

  • @xRocketzFighterx
    @xRocketzFighterx 7 месяцев назад +3

    I still miss the old era of youtube gaming, it felt more special n more unique.
    I'm glad to see Jared among few others OGs are still with us bringing out more laughs and chill LPs and videos

  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme2 9 лет назад +28

    I love how sometimes, the blood spurts don't even come directly from the enemy that's being hit. They just suddenly appears a few feet away, floating in midair. If you go to 8:42, you can see this very clearly.
    There are two possible explanations for this phenomenon: Either our character's sword is so sharp that it can make the air bleed, or the programmers simply didn't give a shit. I wish it was the first one, because that sounds badass. But the second one is far more likely.

    • @Luigiofthegods
      @Luigiofthegods 9 лет назад +3

      Meta Knight better get a sword like that in future Kirby games.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 9 лет назад

      +Luigiofthegods Kirby games need blood first. We'll worry about the air-cutting swords after that's taken care of.

  • @IAmMaxwellHearMeRoar
    @IAmMaxwellHearMeRoar 5 лет назад +448

    Hey, Jared. I'm going through all of your videos because I believe you were cancelled erroneously.

    • @beerbattergames
      @beerbattergames 5 лет назад +4

      Follow me on the trail to a new video,I am too. Watching every video

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble 5 лет назад +2

      Yup

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 лет назад +2

      He did play stream Hydlide and posted it on his LP channel.

    • @xXGen3sisXx
      @xXGen3sisXx 5 лет назад +15

      Cancel culture should just fucking die out.

    • @RickinBaltimore
      @RickinBaltimore 5 лет назад +11

      EVERYONE "cancelled" is done erroneously.
      Cancel culture is toxic and needs to stop.

  • @AZero887
    @AZero887 3 года назад +9

    I get this recommended a few times a year and idk why but it sparks a desire to rewatch old Projared videos

  • @kuladragon-wolf6806
    @kuladragon-wolf6806 7 месяцев назад +3

    11 or 12 years after i watched it the first time here i am again... love you jared

  • @deltfrefry7218
    @deltfrefry7218 3 года назад +40

    It’s been 6 years and this video has gotten funnier and is just as good in the quality department. Which is surprising considering it’s age

  • @ALionlikeMane
    @ALionlikeMane 8 лет назад +301

    I will pay up to FIVE DOLLARS for this game to hear this announcer say "The Taint" on my own Xbox.

  • @pmgmsd
    @pmgmsd Год назад +4

    Just so you know, whenever I need comfort, I always come back to watch your videos, Jared. Thank you for what you've done and for creating a pleasant place to be.

  • @CryptoJordanVR
    @CryptoJordanVR 4 года назад +100

    That moment when you realize, that he was good at this from the start.

  • @keatoncastillo1552
    @keatoncastillo1552 9 лет назад +1398

    Please tell me im not the only one that is watching all the old Projared videos?

  • @brookk110
    @brookk110 8 лет назад +193

    I saw the title and thought of the Tarzan song....
    TWO WORLDS, ONE FAMILY!!!! TRUST YOUR HEART, LET FATE DECIDE, TO GUIDE THESE LIVES WE SEEEE
    I'm sorry for that.

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 8 лет назад +4

      this movie is fucking great

    • @Crystal_Dylan
      @Crystal_Dylan 7 лет назад +9

      SON OF MAN LOOK TO THE SKY *jacques explodes*

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 7 лет назад +1

      Not again.

    • @zamirewilson7424
      @zamirewilson7424 6 лет назад +3

      It's alright, that I personally like that song from Disney's Tarzan.

    • @antpaste
      @antpaste 6 лет назад +1

      Brook K thank you for apologizing

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 9 лет назад +183

    It may be Oblivion on steroids, but we all know steroids is bad and people who use them never win.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 9 лет назад +6

      +Nana-Kyoto ^This comment.

    • @NiraSader
      @NiraSader 9 лет назад

      steroids? I'd have guessed crystal meth lol

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 9 лет назад +15

      it's oblivion on steroids. after it got cought trying to sneak into the Olympics and became homeless

    • @Ai-ec2pb
      @Ai-ec2pb 9 лет назад +4

      Drugs are bad m'kay?

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 9 лет назад

      +Nana-Kyoto .........MIND BLOWN

  • @izakbrisco5653
    @izakbrisco5653 5 лет назад +426

    Stay strong, Jared. Your career is not over.

    • @toad5571
      @toad5571 5 лет назад +1

      bruh

    • @dashallfaria7890
      @dashallfaria7890 4 года назад +1

      Obviously you don't have to write a comment about it

    • @tricksalot2
      @tricksalot2 3 года назад +3

      well he's still a weirdo you mustve loved his mercury cosplay.

    • @lll_Number_One
      @lll_Number_One 3 года назад +2

      @@tricksalot2 That doesn't really matter, what matters is that his allegations where false

    • @reksiohundson8706
      @reksiohundson8706 3 года назад +2

      what career ?

  • @SSBBPOKEFAN
    @SSBBPOKEFAN 9 лет назад +25

    To it's credit, it did make good on it's "put Oblivion to shame" statement. I'm sure Oblivion is shameful to be remotely similar to it.

  • @Akatsukileader9
    @Akatsukileader9 8 лет назад +156

    Verily, verily, verily, life is but a dream

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 8 лет назад

      Thats what i said when i heard that

    • @EditEdward
      @EditEdward 8 лет назад +7

      AWH! And here I was about to type "Verily verily verily Ho, life is but a dream". Curses! Foiled again! *twirls moustache*

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 7 лет назад

      OverEnglishMan Oh hey OverEnglishMan xD

    • @EditEdward
      @EditEdward 7 лет назад

      Hey bro!

    • @zamirewilson7424
      @zamirewilson7424 6 лет назад

      Lol XD

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 10 лет назад +18

    I love ProJared videos.
    He's so awesomely over-the-top. Best reviewer on RUclips IMO.

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 5 лет назад +153

    Just back to binge all of my bois vids and laugh and laugh and laugh at how well these comments aged. Fantastic.

    • @altonb.1396
      @altonb.1396 5 лет назад

      I love your username.

    • @habere
      @habere 4 года назад

      Is that a Naruto reference

  • @heyitsbaku
    @heyitsbaku 5 лет назад +85

    welcome back buddy, watching through your old videos again to support you. here's to a strong return!

  • @imix360
    @imix360 5 лет назад +22

    Heh, you don't need to tell me twice to rewatch your stuff. I keep coming over and over, from time to time. Love all these.

  • @xLoftie
    @xLoftie 4 месяца назад +7

    Holy my childhood
    Still here 2024

  • @kaffewomble1288
    @kaffewomble1288 8 месяцев назад +3

    Time for a yearly rewatch of this video
    Always here for you projared

  • @christianperkins9508
    @christianperkins9508 7 лет назад +23

    Coming back to cycle through all of the old ProJared videos while he deals with asbestos. I love EVERY one of his videos, so it's actually a good excuse to binge ProJared!

    • @Bruh-je6bm
      @Bruh-je6bm 7 лет назад +3

      Christian Perkins same here. I just watched a whole 3 minute ad.

    • @christianperkins9508
      @christianperkins9508 7 лет назад +1

      Majora'sWrath807 _ Whatever we can do to help!

    • @Bruh-je6bm
      @Bruh-je6bm 7 лет назад

      Christian Perkins My thoughts exactly!

  • @HexStickman
    @HexStickman Год назад +8

    Wow Jared, such humble “beginnings”. Came back to experience a nostalgia trip. Very much appreciate your efforts all this time. Thanks dude.

  • @BelmontsApprentice
    @BelmontsApprentice 11 лет назад +20

    "I'm playing Two worlds" the phrase that started a legend.

  • @loganopals8926
    @loganopals8926 4 года назад +4

    This video is still such a banger. I found this video 10 years ago when it was three weeks old and I have seen it so many times I almost remember the words. Jared is a rare creator who can actually make timeless content. This and PBG helped me through so much as a kid as I felt like they were my role models. Im in college now and my life has changed a lot. These videos will always remind me of a simpler time.

  • @DylanC444
    @DylanC444 8 лет назад +33

    The game devs own staff did the voices for this game.

  • @Sparking_AC
    @Sparking_AC 2 месяца назад +4

    R.I.P James Earl Jones. Your comment at the start of gameplay "A poor mans James Earl Jones" popped into my head when I read that he passed.....
    And so it's time to go through every Projared video again for the 19th time

  • @PorkpieJohnny
    @PorkpieJohnny 5 лет назад +129

    Time to rewatch all your videos :)

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 5 лет назад +51

    I've rewatched this video so many times and glad to do so again to help

  • @torogami2
    @torogami2 9 лет назад +242

    You know who's responsible for this? Dinkleberg.

    • @TheAwesomeHyperon
      @TheAwesomeHyperon 9 лет назад +27

      DINKLEBERG!

    • @HerethiccL
      @HerethiccL 9 лет назад +25

      And this is where I'd put a good game, IF I HAD ONE.

    • @owlxprss3688
      @owlxprss3688 9 лет назад +6

      +torogami2 No, Maxwell.
      Not Dinkleberg.
      You're hanging out with Timmy's Dad too much.

    • @owlxprss3688
      @owlxprss3688 9 лет назад +4

      *Facepalm.*
      No.

    • @acacius7473
      @acacius7473 9 лет назад +14

      Curse you Dinkelburg!!!

  • @Fl1pp3y
    @Fl1pp3y 5 лет назад +47

    Hell, I've missed these videos. I'm so glad to have Jared coming back. Congratulations on playing the biggest Uno reverse card. I can't overstate how happy I am to hear this theme again.

  • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
    @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers 3 года назад +37

    7:40 This lack of linear enemy progression is one of the many things I loved about Morrowind. It really felt like you were exploring a dangerous world that could annihilate you if you took a wrong turn, and that added a lot of suspense when you went exploring a new location, as well as a good sense of challenge and accomplishment. They ruined that in Oblivion with scaling, etc.

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 3 года назад +1

      I recommend xenoblade chronicles definitive if you have a switch

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 года назад

      They might bring it back for elder scrolls 6

  • @julienromasanta9808
    @julienromasanta9808 3 года назад +5

    11 years and im still watching his videos!!!

  • @joshuastokes9324
    @joshuastokes9324 3 года назад +5

    Whenever I go back to watch these and I hear the intro music I can’t help but smile ear to ear, glad you’re back Jared!

  • @Mr.Sh1nyHunter
    @Mr.Sh1nyHunter 5 лет назад +8

    I've been a long time fan of Projared for 5+ years. I knew that there was always a second half of the story so I stayed subscribed and kept all the videos I had watched liked. Throughout this situation there was a light at the end of the tunnel waiting for him, and he has finally touched. He has redeemed himself in such a way words can't explain it. I hope after this you can live easy dude.

  • @andrewpelletier7921
    @andrewpelletier7921 2 года назад +5

    Gotta give this man credit for being around on RUclips as long as he has. Keep doing the good work, my friend

  • @moss7910
    @moss7910 5 лет назад +34

    You’re still the best Jared after all these years

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 5 лет назад

      Moss ' Most Jareds are creeps.

  • @ssj4nappa753
    @ssj4nappa753 10 лет назад +231

    this is a classic case of hype. Always follow two very important rules.
    don't pre-order games
    dot buy new releases on the first day.
    everyone could save themselves from tons of agony just waiting a few days to get a good review.

    • @kazaamoneal9816
      @kazaamoneal9816 9 лет назад +7

      Words of wisdom my friend.

    • @Altar360
      @Altar360 9 лет назад +3

      Sadly a lot of those pre-order and day one sales dollars are what gaming companies have that goes straight to them and not the retailer. So they do what they can to make sure they get our pre-orders or day one purchases. But then we run the risk of getting a disappointing or outright bad game. Especially with big AAA companies releasing incomplete games just to be patched later .__. F***k it, I'll stick to your plan. Love the godly bearded Nappa avatar, btw

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 9 лет назад

      SS4Nappa I never pre-ordered until Watch Dogs. And then, I cried.

    • @ssj4nappa753
      @ssj4nappa753 9 лет назад +1

      Hemang Chauhan Yea they did some pretty shady shit with watch dogs.

    • @GameHunter47
      @GameHunter47 9 лет назад +2

      except when it's from Naughty Dog or Rockstar

  • @finalgenesis430
    @finalgenesis430 4 года назад +9

    Ah, almost 10 years of amazing content...Beautiful.

  • @DiscardedSlinky
    @DiscardedSlinky 8 лет назад +47

    Maybe the game needs a second to calculate the damage because you set your strength to ridiculous numbers.

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 8 лет назад +4

      Joli Kelly I'm sure it was that way beforehand.

    • @Alessiel
      @Alessiel 8 лет назад +4

      Oh yeah, I did find that weird. I remembered the game did have some framerate issues but they were pretty negligible in the grand scheme, you had to summon an army of skeletons and sic them on a shit-ton of orcs like in Gor Gammar (holy shit I remembered one of the forgettable-ass city names in this game!) to see any momentary freezes or drops. Fucked up calcs does make sense, when I screwed around things went shitty also.

    • @exxxtraemo9600
      @exxxtraemo9600 7 лет назад +1

      Joli Kelly it was like that before

    • @jemuzuthestrangebear
      @jemuzuthestrangebear 6 лет назад +2

      this is what happens when you force people to cheat

  • @obi-wankenobi9986
    @obi-wankenobi9986 5 лет назад +47

    I thought i'd set aside all the drama, memes, and all that is unholy to watch some good old ProJared.
    For Jared ------- Thanks for the good times, I hope you get back on your feet Jared, I know it will be tough, but some- well probably just me? I don't know, but I believe in you, and I wish you the best regards.

    • @jamesmoy6425
      @jamesmoy6425 5 лет назад +4

      I wholeheartedly agree

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 5 лет назад +11

      im with you on that one, unlike all the trolls that just want attention at end of the day i didn't care about what goes on in his home life i came just for the content and hell he probs wont ever come back after all this but i just hope he dosent decide to erase his channel and destroy all the years of joy he did bring to people. the trolls might not agree but honestly they only gonna be around till the next big controversy comes along.

    • @gabrielblais6440
      @gabrielblais6440 5 лет назад +3

      Shawbag 11 he did

    • @ex2c8
      @ex2c8 4 года назад +3

      Gabe Terranova yay someone who was right and not negative

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 года назад

      His last name is knabenbauer

  • @jonesthemoblin1400
    @jonesthemoblin1400 9 лет назад +21

    I wrote this game off when I played the demo, stepped into a puddle, and my character said "Ugh. Wet."

  • @jamaikachicken801
    @jamaikachicken801 6 лет назад +5

    I still remember a NPC standing outside the city for a lifetime,
    and every time you talked to him,
    he always said "GO Away" (with a Batman's voice),
    and his hands were pointing at me like a traffic policeman.
    I love this guy

  • @RR-wz1cl
    @RR-wz1cl 8 лет назад +25

    CALCULATING DAMAGE WITH AN ABACUS.
    THAT'SCOLD/10

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 9 лет назад +305

    The continent became infested with The Taint...

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 9 лет назад +37

      So move to a different continent.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 8 лет назад +18

      +TheHeroOfTomorrow Not the Taint...
      gross

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 8 лет назад +10

      +gurvmlk Moving is too much work

    • @Soulfly415
      @Soulfly415 8 лет назад +3

      +TheHeroOfTomorrow Your brain became infested with stupidity!

    • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
      @TheHeroOfTomorrow 8 лет назад +1

      Sci-Fi Savage
      ...thanks?

  • @RagingWaldo
    @RagingWaldo 6 лет назад +6

    My friends and I did the same thing. We got together with a bunch of drinks, food, snacks, and prepared ourselves for the journey of a lifetime. We were set to go all night. We put it in... and lasted about twenty minutes before calling it quits and just played Halo 2 instead.

  • @BlackwolfAnthony
    @BlackwolfAnthony 10 лет назад +81

    Okay, this isn't "Oblivion on steroids", it's "Oblivion on tranquilizers"!

  • @angusmctugntot9792
    @angusmctugntot9792 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hey Jared, i doubt youll see this, but ive been checking out your streams lately and i just wanted to say that its nice to see you back and enjoying yourself. I loved the super mario rpg stream btw. Ive been watching since near the beginning and i always love revisiting your videos as a form of comfort nostalgia. Love everything you do!

  • @bmsj
    @bmsj 7 лет назад +28

    Watching old videos and Giving Projared that ad revenue to help with his current situation

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 5 лет назад +6

      That comment aged poorly.

    • @comradeweeble5317
      @comradeweeble5317 5 лет назад

      *giggles*

    • @shock4826
      @shock4826 5 лет назад +1

      @@XSniper74184 very

    • @jollycrab1897
      @jollycrab1897 5 лет назад +6

      @@XSniper74184 This comment aged poorly.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 5 лет назад +3

      @@jollycrab1897 thank you for helping me find my old comments from before Jared cleared his name. I'm leaving them up to own up to being wrong but I want to have an addendum to them.
      Hilariously enough OP's comment DID end up coming back around to aging well, funny how that worked out.

  • @benbarrett6429
    @benbarrett6429 3 года назад +12

    'cold, wet, aroused." That bit never fails to make me laugh.

  • @midnightazlos
    @midnightazlos 5 лет назад +22

    8:53 Witness the origin of the tear on ProJared's shirt, 8 years prior to his 2018 D&December Tales...

  • @gundampilotrune5727
    @gundampilotrune5727 5 лет назад +35

    Just rewatching all his videos and liking all positive comments

    • @t4ky0n
      @t4ky0n 4 года назад

      @Bryan BD I liked both of yours, 10 months later.

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT 4 года назад +10

    8:44 had me rolling. Good to see that projared still had comedic potential back then.

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 8 лет назад +27

    You should restore that "I'm playing ____ " cold-open format.

  • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957
    @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957 8 лет назад +62

    3:46 Luke Skywalker in Episode VI.

  • @aegonthedragon7303
    @aegonthedragon7303 4 года назад +26

    “Mom, can we have Dark Soul’s at home?”
    “We have Dark Souls at home”
    *DARK SOULS AT HOME*

  • @kentknightofcaelin4537
    @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 лет назад +25

    "Your sister is alive" i laughed out loud lol

  • @dylanr.7760
    @dylanr.7760 3 года назад +10

    Y’all gotta appreciate the fact this is his first video ever

  • @DaCoDgamer
    @DaCoDgamer 6 месяцев назад +2

    cant believe its been 13 years since i first saw this video, much love Jared

  • @finalevo8786
    @finalevo8786 5 лет назад +5

    I was getting sad I wouldn't be able to go through this entire playlist again.
    The time has come.

  • @DJfrog99
    @DJfrog99 5 лет назад +31

    Comments 3 months ago: Well, this aged poorly.
    Comments now: Well, those old comments aged poorly.