Fun Fact: During a speedrun of Virtual Hydlide, the runners don't turn around in-game. They pause the game, pull up the map, turn around on that, and exit the menu--all of which is quicker than just spinning on the spot.
Nate Dude pleeeeease. I would play it, I'm actually really interested in the series--especially Super. Hell, I'll help you debug it. rogerkalmbach@gmail.com
Badger McWaffles Honestly, that sounds exactly like something one of the Souls games would do. Allow you to do something that would completely screw you over that you would never do willingly unless you had no idea what it did.
Lucas beck That sounds like something Dark Souls would do. Maybe not armor but the Souls version would turn your boots into lasagna trays and reduce your movement. I mean, we’re talking about a game series where store NPCs can be permanently killed or permanently agro’d.
Hydlide ending - Congratulations! Virtual Hydlide ending - Congratulations. Based on the punctuation, Virtual Hydlide wasn't very impressed with itself either.
The vampire and the mage are implied to escape the first fight (turning into a bat and teleporting respectively), hence why you fight them again but not the other bosses. Due to the terrible graphics I only notices this on my second play-through.
Hydlide first came out in Japan in 1984. There was no North American version until 1989, by which point there were buckets of superior games to compare it to, notably The Legend of Zelda (1986). But it was an innovative game when it first came out. Prominent releases from 1984 were games like Tetris, Duck Hunt, Paperboy, Marble Madness and Excitebike-there were few RPG games at the time, and close to zero action RPGs. Of course The Legend of Zelda made Hydlide look like hot trash, but for more than a year, in Japan, Hydlide was legitimately the most interesting game of its kind. Games were primitive, especially before the NES-keep in mind that in North America, Pac-Man was still a top-seller as late as 1982!
_Key difference: Dogs are cute and make good bodyguards in their older years._ _Kids are fucking annoying pieces of shit that don't know how to shut up._
+Ruin If we assume bee sting actually stands for a number, and the scale is lower=worse and higher=better, than according to Google calculator and a few test substitutions for bee sting I think that actually makes it 10 times worse. Which, judging from ProJared's reaction at the very start of the video, might not be far from the truth.
For the curious at the 11:30 mark... Turns out, he's speaking Japanese. Slowed down and reversed. purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai Which means "Please choose the number of players".
@@pigfish99 Now I'm imagining the horrible alternate universe where Hydlide managed to achieve mainstream success instead of Zelda, and had a golf spinoff series like Mario does. I feel a deep need to inflict this traumatizing idea upon anyone else who stumbles into this comment section.
You mean he hates it but continually subjects himself to them time and time again in hope that they get better despite knowing for a fact that it won't?
No. It's much worse. That is the sound of a mans soul coming apart at the seams and dying. Not the body, but the soul. It's a fate ten times worse than death.
GorillaBorg or a man who's been taken to deepest and darkest parts of hell, and has been tortured by the very thought of the dark evil. By "deepest, darkest parts of hell", i mean the back of a flea market, and by "dark evil" i mean Virtual Hydlide.
Makes you wonder how the devs of this game were even able to get 4 games out. Like, was the first game such an amazing success that this needed to happen?
+blaze45ful I can imagine that, since there probably wasn't really anything else like it at the time. Of course, when Zelda came out Hydlide was made totally obsolete, but before Zelda it was probably the only adventure RPG available, and when you have nothing similar to compare a game to even the most flawed titles can seem good.
Super Hydlide was foreshadowing. It was warning you, Jared. It, as the best of the Hydlides, was trying to save you from what was to come. This is a Sega game, and it is a joke.
I Like the fact that he redo the same jokes and phrases from the original Hydlide review! and it is still funny in a different way! XD (so many SAME things to list... LOVE IT)
+Nova ...Sounds so wretched and foul... Maybe it's pronounced "hid-lide", but who knows? And who even knows what the fvck it means? ~AVGN's introductory line, "Hydlide", Episode 86
+Nova ... I'm curious as to what he would say to this game. or the Japanese second game (Projared said Super Hydlide was technically game 3, and AVGN does play some games only released in Japan)
After rewatching every ProReview several times, I can say without doubt that this is easily the best Cold Opening. I'm sure that if Cold Openings have a chance to return, they're gonna learn from this... Curiously it's the last of them, well, better to end on a high note
+Jorsey Burden Publish isn't the same thing as develop. T&E Soft Inc appears to be the company that actually made the game. Atlus only made the game available for everyone to purchase.
Still the best intro to ANY of his videos. I legit watched it numerous times before getting anywhere close to watching the full video proper. If you've seen the reviews for the first 2 games you'll understand EXACTLY why he would be making that face and noise upon dealing with another Hydlide game.
What's bad is for a 95 game the world actually does look kind of interesting. If it had a different combat system and on a console that didn't shit itself on 3D Graphics it might have been.... okay? Maybe.
@Prince Silvermane The SEGA Saturn could actually handle 3D Graphics very well. It's just that this game most likely has sh*t programming & it isn't utilizing the Console's hardware properly.
Giraffe Princess. A movie about a princess who is exploded into fairies. Her towel boy, 'Jim' has to run around, and collect her pieces. Alas, all was not well, since when the adventure ended, the princess came back as... ... ... *A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE* And thus ends the tale of how I met your mother.
@@edcellwarrior What a redundant thing to restrict. Unless he also wants him to take it out of every single video it's in as well, any additional videos wouldn't make a difference. He's just acting like a child at that point.
@@Cheshipuss One could argue that he just doesn't want to be associated with the whole scandal One could if he didn't make a remix of the song mocking Jared's situation
ALSO! Hydlide is called a Hit on the back because when it was released in Japan(1984), it was actually really inovative. Its a cult classic in japan, which is why it spawned 2 sequels, a remake and COUNTLESS remasters
Ameed well, not exactly. Considering the time it was originally released, Hydlide was actually a great revolutionary game. Ys itself took inspirations from the Hydlide series
aha watching the first projared trilogy i ever watched back in like 2013 when i went to normal boots thru jontron. now in a huge fan of pbg projared dykgaming and still john plus all the others i have watched. you guys kick ass and keep kicking it (even when jon dosnt upload for 6 months lol)
Elder Scrolls Arena came a year before this game and basically did what Virtual Hydlide attempted to but better. Arena isn't amazing either but at least it's playable
How can you make an RPG where the combat is pointless? The Witcher games don't give you much xp for killing random monsters, but at least quests give huge xp and item rewards and the combat is generally enjoyable. This game's combat is like getting your nails pulled and it's worthless to boot? I actually had a friend that had odly generous memories of this game from when he was 6. I showed him this video and almost felt sorry for the shattering of rose-tinted glasses that occured.
Actually the reason there's no grinding or exp is because this is actually a very arcadey game. The point and on screen timer kinda give this away. It's less90 hour adventure and more score attack/speed run
That noise of distress at the beginning kills me every time
Aughhh......
Wish he'd go back to doing these types of intros for his videos.
Superluigi881 my favourite is PBG scaring him in Pocky & Rocky
That is him reacting to his cancelation.
And the fact he can't even say the name without feeling disgusted, it's hilarious 😂
Fun Fact: During a speedrun of Virtual Hydlide, the runners don't turn around in-game. They pause the game, pull up the map, turn around on that, and exit the menu--all of which is quicker than just spinning on the spot.
@@ezekielbaskerville2710 hey, might as well try to get something out of it, at least speedrunning MIGHT be funner than playing it
@@ezekielbaskerville2710 That's a needlessly condescending and cynical way of looking at it. It's all in good fun, even if it's ironic fun.
wait, how would people speedrun Virtual Hydlide exactly? The worlds are randomized, that would be a HUGE rng issue.
@taaroan Yeah, but the dungeons & things would be different distances from each other, which would create inconsistent walk time, that's my concern.
@@ezekielbaskerville2710
speedrun is a way of doing charity,so what your point....
“Virtual Hydlaa..”
“Virtual Hylaa..”
“Virtual...”
“Just show the game.”
Still one of my favourite moments.
Scott The Woz would then use that gag in Chibi-Robo Zip Lash many years later.
@@squadalaguydc I meeean its not like its an original gag
damn right
very funny
@@magicamadeye True. Hell, AVGN used that gag during his first review of Hydlide, which came out a year before Projareds review of the same game.
Man, nothing like some classic ProJared to lift your spirits while fighting off the flu
Gotta love the irony of hearing the Mario invincibility theme during a death montage.
Mark Haynes Amazing catch
Duh
Yeah.
Beautiful
*gasp* ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF
The look of utter defeat on his face at the beginning is the best
Hmm yes
Plus the guttural sound of agony, lol!
Really not the end
Cole Thomas Looks more like pure, ceaseless agony to me.
I more loved the horror in his voice at the realization of Virtual Hydlide being a remake of the original.
0:00
ProJared the Knight
Killed by Virtual Hydlide
The William Mendez Underrated comments spotlight presents....
I thought he was usually a thief in RPGs
@@BoosterUM lol'd, what a fucking loser you are
@Jesus Christ Amen.
@@BoosterUM Randy was right. You are a loser.
It's not even "Congratulations!" it's "Congratulations." That period is so funny to me.
Tyler Joseph Schommer "Congratulations. You beat the game.
F*ck off."
It's like it's that guy running the ring toss at the fair who just can't give less of a shit and never looks up from his phone.
Congratulations. You beat the game.
*wooo hooo. 🙄*
game coded by dwight k. schrute
CONGRATURATION !!!
YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME .
AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE .
NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !
The manual calls the original Hydlide "a hit title" I think it was a typo. It must have ment "shit title"
*meant
Just no..
sadly in Japan it was epic
I agree.
In japan it was legendary.
"Over 40 billion combinations"? What is this, No Man's Sky?
DaveControl omg Dave!!!
It is a brilliant comparison.
DaveControl One. HOLLY CRAP DAVE Two. I thought the same thing
I haven't played either game, but it sounds like Virtual Hydlide has more to do in it.
It's no man's game
This looks like a fake game that they would show on Law and Order: SVU
XD true
it's not... I own it
+The Nephilim of Empire City oh god
+Ali Alshehri I only realized it by those trees, slimes, and the sound effects
this is the best comment
"I'm playing Hydlide!"
"I'm playing SUPER. HYDLIDE."
"Euuggh."
Anger, Bargining, depression
AEUGH
Virtual Hydlaaaa.... Virtual Hydleh
Virtual pff... Just show the game!
Lol he gave up trying. 😂
_misplaced Wilhelm scream_
@@rigistroni what would be acceptance
I'm ALMOST tempted to create a kick-ass Hydlide game, and send it to ProJared to ease his pain... Ultimate Hydlide!
Nate Dude Do it.
***** Some Palpatine shit right there.
Nate Dude pleeeeease. I would play it, I'm actually really interested in the series--especially Super. Hell, I'll help you debug it. rogerkalmbach@gmail.com
Do it! I liked super hydlide, and it deserves to have an even better game than that!
Nate Dude yeah man if youve got the skills to do it i wish i was that smart
"like turn your plate armor into an herb..." i don't even have a response to say to that. that alone sums up this game rofl
Badger McWaffles Honestly, that sounds exactly like something one of the Souls games would do. Allow you to do something that would completely screw you over that you would never do willingly unless you had no idea what it did.
***** It's truly a middle finger to the player haha at least the Souls games were like made to do that
InterEDGE "So I accidentally hit the blacksmith and now he won't stop trying to kill me"
@@InterEDGE no you dont get screwed over like that in the souls games
Lucas beck
That sounds like something Dark Souls would do. Maybe not armor but the Souls version would turn your boots into lasagna trays and reduce your movement. I mean, we’re talking about a game series where store NPCs can be permanently killed or permanently agro’d.
That fucking noise Jared makes at the start gets me every time
I'm here to support you. I hope you can get back to where you were before.
Yesh! YEESH! I can't stop moving my finger on the like button!
@@r.c.christian4633 Same 👍
We want this charismatic guy again :D
He gained more than 40,000 subscribers since his video. I'm happy to see that.
I feel so bad for him
_"It's sacrificing a child with every swing! It's a good thing I don't care about kids."_
-ProJared, 2013
oh crap my favorite youtuber doesn't like me
@@laurasullivan77 You do understand that was a joke, right?
Or did I just get whooshed?
@@laurasullivan77 Not every one likes kids. I hated them when I was one. I have one now and I still don't like them. It's just not for some people.
@@ElysetheEevee damn
@@Michael-bz8ml i didn't even notice this comment thread became a disaster after that drama
Hydlide ending - Congratulations!
Virtual Hydlide ending - Congratulations.
Based on the punctuation, Virtual Hydlide wasn't very impressed with itself either.
I guess the congratulations is because the player had the courage to play the game until the end.
"Oh, are you done? Congratulations. Please play again."
Well, that's at least ONE good point about it. The game knows it sucks.
This actually looks like it could be a good game if it were to be made today and given an adequate development cycle and budget.
As long as it's not owned by EA or companies like them.
Oh your armors cursed? Just give us 30$ for special currency and we will uncurse it for you! As simple as that!
@@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu EA BAD! Upvotes to the left.
No...
Don't give them any ideas
"Yes that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp."
God I want to make that sentence a thing... can we meme that please?
Hei Darkfire i need Jared to make that into a shirt. I’d buy it SO fast.
@@OtioseFanatic Oh god yes. I'd buy that too.
Hei Darkfire yep and the only context given is the same blurry and pixelated jpg of the wizard from the game behind the text. It would be brilliant.
YES
YES
PLEASE
Yes, just yes.
Its entertaining to watch all hydlide reviews in a rowXD
ikr xd
EsqueDee
definently
I've fashioned them into a handy playlist :-)
Have a cookie
The vampire and the mage are implied to escape the first fight (turning into a bat and teleporting respectively), hence why you fight them again but not the other bosses. Due to the terrible graphics I only notices this on my second play-through.
***** It was one of those stupid teenage dares :)
but the manual says that its impossible to play twice
l0stndamned are you insane?
You played it twice?
l0stndamned why did you play this twice?
I like that the manual says "the hit title hydlide is back!!" -__- riiiiiiight...
REALLY????? o__o huh... wouldn't have expected that... >.>
just look at some of the content they create and yeah, that's an easy thing to figure out. XP
Hydlide first came out in Japan in 1984. There was no North American version until 1989, by which point there were buckets of superior games to compare it to, notably The Legend of Zelda (1986). But it was an innovative game when it first came out. Prominent releases from 1984 were games like Tetris, Duck Hunt, Paperboy, Marble Madness and Excitebike-there were few RPG games at the time, and close to zero action RPGs.
Of course The Legend of Zelda made Hydlide look like hot trash, but for more than a year, in Japan, Hydlide was legitimately the most interesting game of its kind. Games were primitive, especially before the NES-keep in mind that in North America, Pac-Man was still a top-seller as late as 1982!
oh wow. o.o I never knew any of that.. that's neat! :P
And it's absolutely right. I hit my hydlide cartridge all the time.
"Yes, Thats enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!" - Some Vampire
What is man? A miserable pile of secrets!
@@CherryBomb_Games but enough talk have at you!
"I kicked a dog so hard its head spun around like a rotor"
"I don't care about kids"
-ProJared, 2013
puppies are better than babies
_Key difference: Dogs are cute and make good bodyguards in their older years._
_Kids are fucking annoying pieces of shit that don't know how to shut up._
+White Sister Rom Is that a joke?
^
+White Sister Rom you were a kid once.
Jared's intro face never gets old... even after 3 years of watching this video.
ChiefCoralcola this comment didn't age well
@@senorbones1869 lol
@@senorbones1869 Talk about irony
@@MasterOfKnowledge. yep
Dammit Varalis, stop gaioshfiouhjvweing the princess!
Varalis: ILL DO WHAT I WANT! As long as some guy doesn't come into my castle and kill me- OH NO THAT SPECIFIC THING HAPPENED TO ME X.X
Varalys*
ohhhhh you must be soooooo coooool when you are killed you get a statue of yourself, hmhm, not edgy at all.
You spelled his name wrong.
The “Master Sword?”
I know the Master Sword. I’ve wielded the Master Sword. You, sir, are _no_ Master Sword.
That you, Link? Why aren't you with Zelda? You guys are on a date!
I don’t get it?
I want Bethesda to make a Skyrim style remake of Hydlide
Jim the Dovahkiin...
With a F*ck You, Nature DLC!
I made a "Jim the Knight" character in Skyrim. Altmeri knight with a sword an shield. It was fun.
***** Lol yass
I want Bethesda to make a Hydlide style remake of Skyrim.
I love ProJared so much I'm so glad he's getting a comeback
So a large meaningless world with lackluster content and a bad ending?
Wow Jared. You reviewed No Man's Sky before it even came out!
Savage.
lvl5Vaporeon savage level:99999
To be fair the ending was part of the original Hydelide.
16ktsgamma That's like saying it's alright that your car broke down, because your last car did the same thing.
You forgot that the world is randomly generated.
0:05 Translation: "I'm playing Virtual Hydlide"
Lol 😂😂😂
Y'know. I think Hydlide had a better ending than Virtual Hydlide.
At least in Hydlide the "Congratulations" had an ! after it.
You know your game is a disaster if it makes Zelda's Adventure CD-i look like a masterpiece.
no nothing is worse than the zelda cdi games
The cdi games are the "So bad it is good" type
@@aguynamedlynx6397 They're Hilarious, not good.
USERNAME123
Wanna bet?
Ok don't go that far
Are you he? you're a pimp!
-the complementing vampire.
but he isn't a straight baller like the ALMIGHTY NUPTUP
Yes, that's enigmatic.
A R E Y O U H E? Y O U R A P I M P!
I've always wanted to say that to someone just to get a reaction. I love that bit to death.
@@some-clown I liked your comment because I hate when people misspell those few simple words, but to be fair, the OP misspelled "compliment", so....
You're so engaging. I forgot what a good reviewer you are. Oh and could you do more D&D stuff? that would be fun
If Virtual Hydlide got a Hydlide/10 and Hydlide got a Bee sting/10, does that mean that Virtual Hydlide also gets a Bee sting/10?
+FireIcarus I think mathematically speaking that's actually (Bee Sting/10)/10
+Ruin That's one tenth of a bee sting out of ten.
+Ruin If we assume bee sting actually stands for a number, and the scale is lower=worse and higher=better, than according to Google calculator and a few test substitutions for bee sting I think that actually makes it 10 times worse.
Which, judging from ProJared's reaction at the very start of the video, might not be far from the truth.
+FireIcarus If you watch the Hydlide video until the end, the credits say, 'Want a real score? 2/10", so, it's half of this score, ending in a 1/10
+Eric Sanic Actually, 1/10 would be wrong, considering all the replies I've gotten that would disprove it immediately.
"not the bees!!!! aaaahhhhh!!!!aaaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" - Jim the Knight
killed by bees
akso Portly dude the Knight... dead by bees.
fuck you nature
anything but the bees!!!!....aaahh....mi eyes....ahhh!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!~1!111111!!!!!!!1
For the curious at the 11:30 mark...
Turns out, he's speaking Japanese. Slowed down and reversed.
purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai
Which means "Please choose the number of players".
The answer to that is 0
thats because this is using an engine... FOR GOLF.
@@pigfish99 Now I'm imagining the horrible alternate universe where Hydlide managed to achieve mainstream success instead of Zelda, and had a golf spinoff series like Mario does. I feel a deep need to inflict this traumatizing idea upon anyone else who stumbles into this comment section.
Ah, the hydlide trilogy. How I’ve missed you. I never gave up on you Jared, happy to revisit the classics.
"Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a Pimp!" I couldn't stop laughing at that part!
So let's see: Hydlide is to ProJared as MySims is to PeanutButterGamer.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
DahProGamers Prrrrrrretty much, yeah.
You mean he hates it but continually subjects himself to them time and time again in hope that they get better despite knowing for a fact that it won't?
Evan Hitsugyia Kinda.
Evan Hitsugyia Super Hydlide isn't too terrible :o
***** Hahahahahahahahahahha YEA IT IS.
Re-Watching All the ProJared Videos anyone else?
Yeah... I wish he'd do more xD
Yep. Virtual haadlad
Blitz Beast just started actually.
I am he is great reviews better than escapist stiking jerk
Blitz Beast brand new to him. he seems really funny
Watching this now, hope you get back on your feet and start creating awesomeness like this again soon
Hydlide: "Congratulations!"
Virtual Hydlide: "Congratulations."
I hit shuffle on the full ProJared playlist and this was the first video. We're in for a good ride folks
using the invincibilty star's theme from super mario while playing the death montage is hilariously ironic.
My thoughts exactly.
I love how the back of the box said "the hit title hydlide is back!"
Nah, they meant shit title. They were probably just being sarcastic, or it's a typo.
Oh God. I've played so much Kingdom Hearts that I read the sentence as "Get up on the Hydra's back!"
That noise at the very begining.
That is the sound of pure fear and hatred.
No. It's much worse.
That is the sound of a mans soul coming apart at the seams and dying. Not the body, but the soul. It's a fate ten times worse than death.
GorillaBorg or the sound of dragging a Led Zeppelin fan to a beiber concert.
[NKH] Plymouth Haefeli
That also works.
GorillaBorg or a man who's been taken to deepest and darkest parts of hell, and has been tortured by the very thought of the dark evil. By "deepest, darkest parts of hell", i mean the back of a flea market, and by "dark evil" i mean Virtual Hydlide.
Or simply a man facing the prospect of playing Virtual Hydlide. A fate worse than death.........
wait... the manual says "the hit title HYDLIDE is back." do I even have to point out the flaw with that sentence?
Makes you wonder how the devs of this game were even able to get 4 games out. Like, was the first game such an amazing success that this needed to happen?
they say that in japan it was a huge succes in its time.
blaze45ful WAAAAAAT?!?
yes we get it hit title lol
+blaze45ful I can imagine that, since there probably wasn't really anything else like it at the time. Of course, when Zelda came out Hydlide was made totally obsolete, but before Zelda it was probably the only adventure RPG available, and when you have nothing similar to compare a game to even the most flawed titles can seem good.
Next is STOP MOTION Hydlide
Then Hydlide 64!
+Sans The Skeleton Then Hydlide the SHOW
then hydlide point and click adventure
Don't forget Hydlide Learning FUN
hydlide simulator!
Super Hydlide was foreshadowing. It was warning you, Jared. It, as the best of the Hydlides, was trying to save you from what was to come.
This is a Sega game, and it is a joke.
That makes sense
I Like the fact that he redo the same jokes and phrases from the original Hydlide review! and it is still funny in a different way! XD (so many SAME things to list... LOVE IT)
"You just touch one of the trees, but if you touch the wrong one, BEEEEEES!!!!"
It came back.
Line came as I read your comment XD
*****
Not the bees~!! Not the bees~!!
***** So did I.
To be fair, how many people do you think could survive stings from bees that big?
"ugh.. HYDLIDE... Saying the same gives you a gag reflex... HYDLIDE."
avgn
+Nova ...Sounds so wretched and foul... Maybe it's pronounced "hid-lide", but who knows? And who even knows what the fvck it means?
~AVGN's introductory line, "Hydlide", Episode 86
it's true it does lol
+Nova ... I'm curious as to what he would say to this game. or the Japanese second game (Projared said Super Hydlide was technically game 3, and AVGN does play some games only released in Japan)
Dr. Jyklle and Mr. Hydlide. 'Nuff said.
Hopefully new comments on your old videos also help you out :3
After rewatching every ProReview several times, I can say without doubt that this is easily the best Cold Opening. I'm sure that if Cold Openings have a chance to return, they're gonna learn from this... Curiously it's the last of them, well, better to end on a high note
11:29 - "Yes, that's enigmatic! Are you he? You're a Pimp!!"
I fuckin' lost my shit at this line =P
This game gets a bee sting/100.
Zack Vilardi 10000000000000*
Is that division? Wouldn’t that mean that it isn’t as painful as the bee sting is further from the largest value?
Wasp sting.
My home tab and recommendations keeps getting filled with ProJared videos. And I havent been bored from his vids.
When you showed the title screen my mind denied that Atlus made this game and blurred it when I read it
Takeshi's Challenge!? Oh, WAUGH is me!
+Jorsey Burden Publish isn't the same thing as develop. T&E Soft Inc appears to be the company that actually made the game. Atlus only made the game available for everyone to purchase.
+Don Patawaran
Thank you! I saw this pic on Google images and had to use it.
+Jorsey Burden Why are you Takeshi?!
Why are you not?
Still the best intro to ANY of his videos. I legit watched it numerous times before getting anywhere close to watching the full video proper.
If you've seen the reviews for the first 2 games you'll understand EXACTLY why he would be making that face and noise upon dealing with another Hydlide game.
What's bad is for a 95 game the world actually does look kind of interesting. If it had a different combat system and on a console that didn't shit itself on 3D Graphics it might have been.... okay? Maybe.
@Prince Silvermane The SEGA Saturn could actually handle 3D Graphics very well. It's just that this game most likely has sh*t programming & it isn't utilizing the Console's hardware properly.
So many years later and I still keep coming back to hear those first 7 seconds.
Absolute highest grade ghoulish screech.
Dear Lord...this game...
Arrimas Arrington Hello!
Good! What about it?
Huh?
wow jared looks tramatized like he just saw the TWO WORLDS get it?
Mastermind Zebra haaaaaaa bad puns are bad :3
Virtual Hydlide: The original Souls game.
It is nowhere as good as even Demon Souls or Dark Souls. I don't know anything about Dark Souls 2 but I hear its good too.
Flygonster14 You don't get the joke do you.
No
Flygonster14 Little late to reply aren't you?
Bobjin Bubson
XDD
2:20 “The hit title Hydlide”
Excuse me what?
Maybe they meant to say shit title, but either couldn't spell it, or maybe it's a typo or they censored it?
The game was a huge hit in Japan and it came out about three to five years before it hit North America.
@@micdrop344 Oh ok. Thanks for the help dude.
@@shawnfields2757, anytime.
@@micdrop344Cool. Thanks. I hope to see you around the net. Until then, have a great day/night, and remember to stay beautiful.
"It's like sacrificing a child with every swing!"
"Good thing I don't care about kids."
You're cool
Subbed.
*****
"Are you HE? You're a PIMP!"
Best game quote of all time...I am snickering just while typing this...
"Hey, look what I found! You know what this means- WEEE MINECART SEQUENCE!!! It somehow works in both directions despite having a 15 foot jump!"
this looks like a game on the cdi.
Ikr
Resembles Zelda's Adventure in a lot of ways.
IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HEEERE~
+Aidan Lappin DIS PEICE IS WHAT ALL TRUE HYLIANS STRIVE FOR.
I JUST WONDER WHAT GAAANNOOOONNNNNZZ UP TO!!!
Jared playing Hydelide: reliving childhood pain
Playing Super Hydelide: not great, but better
Virtual Hydelide: all I know is pain
ATLUS ?!
Persona, Catherine, Shin Megami tensei ATLUS ?!
+Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) Following the success of Persona, Shin Megami Tensei, and Catherine, Atlus published their masterpiece: Virtual Hydlide.
Is this the real life ? ;-;
+Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) is this just fantasy?
+Eyem caught in a landslide
+Harley Alegarbes no escape from reality
this is like a bad version of daggerfall
So daggerfall
Daggerfall was already bad lol
But at least that had a game
for the time daggerfall was pretty epic. it still has one of the biggest maps in the history of video games and it was released in the 90s.
It's bugged. Yes. But it's not as unplayable, pointless and confusing as Virtual Hydlide. And it is also not a ripoff.
1:41 Oh, so that's what FMV means! I always wondered but never bothered to look it up. Thanks, ProJared^^
Thanks for the review, this game actually impressed me a lot more than I expected, being one of the earliest 3D RPGs ever made.
Does a hydlide out of ten mean bees out of ten?
Flying Flyer no, it's a bees out of ten out of ten
+Zillamon “Zilla” Animu what is that profile pic from
Tucker Mills Nichijou
Zillamon Animu So it’s a bees out of 100?
this is probably still my favorite cold open he has ever done.
THE PRINCESS' FUCKING NECK WAS LIKE 1000 FEET LONG JESUS CHRIST
Giraffe Princess. A movie about a princess who is exploded into fairies.
Her towel boy, 'Jim' has to run around, and collect her pieces.
Alas, all was not well, since when the adventure ended, the princess came back as...
...
...
*A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE*
And thus ends the tale of how I met your mother.
Bobjin Bubson Sounds canon to me.
Bobjin Bubson Still a better love story than Twilight
My neck is almost that long. Almost.
Can y'all imagine when we finally get a new Pro Review and see the intro again. Welcome back, Jared!
I think he said that the creator of the intro song won’t let him use it anymore.
. . . . not like he needs it.
@@edcellwarrior What a redundant thing to restrict. Unless he also wants him to take it out of every single video it's in as well, any additional videos wouldn't make a difference. He's just acting like a child at that point.
@@Cheshipuss One could argue that he just doesn't want to be associated with the whole scandal
One could if he didn't make a remix of the song mocking Jared's situation
@@Cheshipuss He still uses it for his new videos as the outro theme.
The princess has the longest neck i will ever see on a human being.
theganon111 Maybe she's a giraffe princess
You obviously haven't seen Corey Taylor XD
She makes Corey Taylor look like Danny DeVito
What about pbg
The EB games guy. I rest my case.
*Copy that*
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 16
Keep going
That intro gets me every time.
Happy Birthday to this video and jared!
That is by far one of my favorite ProJared intros to date
Same here.
Can't wait till Jared covers this game in Now In The 90's
ALSO! Hydlide is called a Hit on the back because when it was released in Japan(1984), it was actually really inovative. Its a cult classic in japan, which is why it spawned 2 sequels, a remake and COUNTLESS remasters
Oh..... wow...............
Wait wtf?
Patrick imnottellingyou Yeah. It actually came before Legend of Zelda as well.
And don't forget that, I believe, Falcom's YS series was inspired by it as well with the BUMP-system and more.
Claudio Teixeira Japan is sooooooo stupid
Ameed well, not exactly.
Considering the time it was originally released, Hydlide was actually a great revolutionary game. Ys itself took inspirations from the Hydlide series
Gaaaaaah this intro still gets me to this day! :P I love revisiting these older Jared videos from time to time! Always good for loads of laughs!
"Congratulations!"
"Congraturations"
my rating for this game is a hydlide out of 10
aha watching the first projared trilogy i ever watched back in like 2013 when i went to normal boots thru jontron. now in a huge fan of pbg projared dykgaming and still john plus all the others i have watched. you guys kick ass and keep kicking it (even when jon dosnt upload for 6 months lol)
I agree. Even if Jon uploads every other millennia his videos are always worth the wait.
The hydlide videos never get old, and never fail to create joy. Thank God they at least caused these videos after staining our existence
Projared’s Hydlide trilogy will always be some of my favourite videos.
Atlus? Like...Persona Atlus!?
TooEliteForYou the one and only
Or the book of maps ( I think) called the atlas!?! *Dramatic Thud sound effect*
Fatlus
shan muguca tensoob!!!!
Coffeemug Entertainment 🅱️atl- no, I fucking hate that meme.
It makes me sad that this game was as flawed as it is, because it looks like it would have been revolutionary.
The road to a bad game is often paved with good intentions.
Elder Scrolls Arena came a year before this game and basically did what Virtual Hydlide attempted to but better. Arena isn't amazing either but at least it's playable
@@AtlasBlizzard Wise words. They try to be too ambitious, and end up biting more than they can chew.
@@gravity7924 If U emulate it! The CD release crashes a lot!
I like this game a lot actually...for what it could have been. Not for what it is, because good lord...
The noise he makes at the start always gets me. I was having a bad day, but now I have a smile.
0:06 when you realize you have to go back to school
This needs a HD remake.
Oh, hi there, Satan! :)
Jack Is A Fangirl
I just want to preserve this classic for future generations :3
Get a emulator, then get a ROM, set the display @ 1080p w/ some AA.
halfhalo33 But what about the textures :3 ?!
halfhalo33 I don't think that would work. The art is digitized.
How can you make an RPG where the combat is pointless? The Witcher games don't give you much xp for killing random monsters, but at least quests give huge xp and item rewards and the combat is generally enjoyable. This game's combat is like getting your nails pulled and it's worthless to boot? I actually had a friend that had odly generous memories of this game from when he was 6. I showed him this video and almost felt sorry for the shattering of rose-tinted glasses that occured.
Combat isn't pointless. IT GIVES YOU POINTS!!!
Actually the reason there's no grinding or exp is because this is actually a very arcadey game. The point and on screen timer kinda give this away. It's less90 hour adventure and more score attack/speed run
*cough* Paper Mario Sticker Star *cough*
+JJ O'Shaughnessy points are worthless
Trust me, your friend needed it.
Just gotta love his reaction in the intro. Still watching this in 2018.
XD i completely lost it at 11:28. laughed so hard i couldn't breathe
You’re a pimp!
Where are my dank weeds!?