Virtual Hydlide - ProJared

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @LeviathanSushi
    @LeviathanSushi 5 лет назад +1251

    That noise of distress at the beginning kills me every time

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV 5 лет назад +31

      Aughhh......

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +35

      Wish he'd go back to doing these types of intros for his videos.

    • @realGeorgelucas18563
      @realGeorgelucas18563 5 лет назад +23

      Superluigi881 my favourite is PBG scaring him in Pocky & Rocky

    • @grunklebran7535
      @grunklebran7535 5 лет назад +4

      That is him reacting to his cancelation.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 5 лет назад +14

      And the fact he can't even say the name without feeling disgusted, it's hilarious 😂

  • @majoraswrath8316
    @majoraswrath8316 5 лет назад +839

    Fun Fact: During a speedrun of Virtual Hydlide, the runners don't turn around in-game. They pause the game, pull up the map, turn around on that, and exit the menu--all of which is quicker than just spinning on the spot.

    • @alexandersuschena4776
      @alexandersuschena4776 2 года назад +59

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 hey, might as well try to get something out of it, at least speedrunning MIGHT be funner than playing it

    • @sammer1097
      @sammer1097 2 года назад +66

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 That's a needlessly condescending and cynical way of looking at it. It's all in good fun, even if it's ironic fun.

    • @monstersociety3360
      @monstersociety3360 Год назад +8

      wait, how would people speedrun Virtual Hydlide exactly? The worlds are randomized, that would be a HUGE rng issue.

    • @monstersociety3360
      @monstersociety3360 Год назад +5

      @taaroan Yeah, but the dungeons & things would be different distances from each other, which would create inconsistent walk time, that's my concern.

    • @idowateveriwant7507
      @idowateveriwant7507 Год назад

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710
      speedrun is a way of doing charity,so what your point....

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 5 лет назад +973

    “Virtual Hydlaa..”
    “Virtual Hylaa..”
    “Virtual...”
    “Just show the game.”
    Still one of my favourite moments.

    • @squadalaguydc
      @squadalaguydc 2 года назад +8

      Scott The Woz would then use that gag in Chibi-Robo Zip Lash many years later.

    • @magicamadeye
      @magicamadeye 2 года назад +8

      @@squadalaguydc I meeean its not like its an original gag

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Год назад +1

      damn right

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Год назад +1

      very funny

    • @thehappylad999
      @thehappylad999 Год назад +3

      @@magicamadeye True. Hell, AVGN used that gag during his first review of Hydlide, which came out a year before Projareds review of the same game.

  • @distance7721
    @distance7721 2 года назад +119

    Man, nothing like some classic ProJared to lift your spirits while fighting off the flu

  • @AlvinEarthworm
    @AlvinEarthworm 8 лет назад +1043

    Gotta love the irony of hearing the Mario invincibility theme during a death montage.

  • @colethomas790
    @colethomas790 8 лет назад +827

    The look of utter defeat on his face at the beginning is the best

    • @PointyMorper
      @PointyMorper 8 лет назад +7

      Hmm yes

    • @brotherdaniel1524
      @brotherdaniel1524 6 лет назад +36

      Plus the guttural sound of agony, lol!

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 6 лет назад +3

      Really not the end

    • @WatchingVee13
      @WatchingVee13 6 лет назад +13

      Cole Thomas Looks more like pure, ceaseless agony to me.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 6 лет назад +12

      I more loved the horror in his voice at the realization of Virtual Hydlide being a remake of the original.

  • @thewilliammendez2221
    @thewilliammendez2221 7 лет назад +1018

    0:00
    ProJared the Knight
    Killed by Virtual Hydlide

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er 6 лет назад +742

    It's not even "Congratulations!" it's "Congratulations." That period is so funny to me.

    • @Shadowrayquaza27
      @Shadowrayquaza27 6 лет назад +87

      Tyler Joseph Schommer "Congratulations. You beat the game.
      F*ck off."

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 лет назад +71

      It's like it's that guy running the ring toss at the fair who just can't give less of a shit and never looks up from his phone.

    • @Neppix_
      @Neppix_ 5 лет назад +41

      Congratulations. You beat the game.
      *wooo hooo. 🙄*

    • @loudsqueal2896
      @loudsqueal2896 5 лет назад +13

      game coded by dwight k. schrute

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 5 лет назад +26

      CONGRATURATION !!!
      YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME .
      AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE .
      NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !

  • @thesalinator3557
    @thesalinator3557 10 лет назад +472

    The manual calls the original Hydlide "a hit title" I think it was a typo. It must have ment "shit title"

  • @DaveControlLive
    @DaveControlLive 8 лет назад +2728

    "Over 40 billion combinations"? What is this, No Man's Sky?

    • @RG-iv2do
      @RG-iv2do 8 лет назад +12

      DaveControl omg Dave!!!

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 8 лет назад +72

      It is a brilliant comparison.

    • @LogBucket
      @LogBucket 7 лет назад +15

      DaveControl One. HOLLY CRAP DAVE Two. I thought the same thing

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 7 лет назад +92

      I haven't played either game, but it sounds like Virtual Hydlide has more to do in it.

    • @BronzeLincolns81
      @BronzeLincolns81 7 лет назад +50

      It's no man's game

  • @PenniDeadful
    @PenniDeadful 8 лет назад +2969

    This looks like a fake game that they would show on Law and Order: SVU

  • @MaskMan191
    @MaskMan191 6 лет назад +1724

    "I'm playing Hydlide!"
    "I'm playing SUPER. HYDLIDE."
    "Euuggh."

    • @rigistroni
      @rigistroni 4 года назад +68

      Anger, Bargining, depression

    • @silent0089
      @silent0089 4 года назад +18

      AEUGH

    • @lwright9690
      @lwright9690 4 года назад +18

      Virtual Hydlaaaa.... Virtual Hydleh
      Virtual pff... Just show the game!
      Lol he gave up trying. 😂

    • @RexcorJ
      @RexcorJ 4 года назад +9

      _misplaced Wilhelm scream_

    • @humantwister9209
      @humantwister9209 4 года назад +4

      @@rigistroni what would be acceptance

  • @jimjam742
    @jimjam742 9 лет назад +418

    I'm ALMOST tempted to create a kick-ass Hydlide game, and send it to ProJared to ease his pain... Ultimate Hydlide!

    • @ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty
      @ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty 9 лет назад +39

      Nate Dude Do it.

    • @shurikendongle656
      @shurikendongle656 9 лет назад +41

      ***** Some Palpatine shit right there.

    • @MisterKingKola
      @MisterKingKola 9 лет назад +2

      Nate Dude pleeeeease. I would play it, I'm actually really interested in the series--especially Super. Hell, I'll help you debug it. rogerkalmbach@gmail.com

    • @kokodoko8036
      @kokodoko8036 9 лет назад +4

      Do it! I liked super hydlide, and it deserves to have an even better game than that!

    • @lukedumoulin1185
      @lukedumoulin1185 9 лет назад +2

      Nate Dude yeah man if youve got the skills to do it i wish i was that smart

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 8 лет назад +276

    "like turn your plate armor into an herb..." i don't even have a response to say to that. that alone sums up this game rofl

    • @InterEDGE
      @InterEDGE 8 лет назад +21

      Badger McWaffles Honestly, that sounds exactly like something one of the Souls games would do. Allow you to do something that would completely screw you over that you would never do willingly unless you had no idea what it did.

    • @badgermcwaffles4834
      @badgermcwaffles4834 8 лет назад +8

      ***** It's truly a middle finger to the player haha at least the Souls games were like made to do that

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 7 лет назад +13

      InterEDGE "So I accidentally hit the blacksmith and now he won't stop trying to kill me"

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 года назад +2

      @@InterEDGE no you dont get screwed over like that in the souls games

    • @DCBiscuit
      @DCBiscuit 4 года назад

      Lucas beck
      That sounds like something Dark Souls would do. Maybe not armor but the Souls version would turn your boots into lasagna trays and reduce your movement. I mean, we’re talking about a game series where store NPCs can be permanently killed or permanently agro’d.

  • @shwinggg
    @shwinggg 8 лет назад +58

    That fucking noise Jared makes at the start gets me every time

  • @raidmaster6879
    @raidmaster6879 5 лет назад +1079

    I'm here to support you. I hope you can get back to where you were before.

    • @r.c.christian4633
      @r.c.christian4633 5 лет назад +20

      Yesh! YEESH! I can't stop moving my finger on the like button!

    • @k.t.7640
      @k.t.7640 5 лет назад +8

      @@r.c.christian4633 Same 👍

    • @danilolopez9203
      @danilolopez9203 5 лет назад +13

      We want this charismatic guy again :D

    • @ramiobeid2889
      @ramiobeid2889 5 лет назад +19

      He gained more than 40,000 subscribers since his video. I'm happy to see that.

    • @waluiginumberone4962
      @waluiginumberone4962 5 лет назад +11

      I feel so bad for him

  • @laggory
    @laggory 8 лет назад +779

    _"It's sacrificing a child with every swing! It's a good thing I don't care about kids."_
    -ProJared, 2013

    • @jellynutter3121
      @jellynutter3121 6 лет назад +12

      oh crap my favorite youtuber doesn't like me

    • @jasonquiver6907
      @jasonquiver6907 5 лет назад +9

      @@laurasullivan77 You do understand that was a joke, right?
      Or did I just get whooshed?

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 лет назад +19

      @@laurasullivan77 Not every one likes kids. I hated them when I was one. I have one now and I still don't like them. It's just not for some people.

    • @chamberlainallman3242
      @chamberlainallman3242 5 лет назад +5

      @@ElysetheEevee damn

    • @laggory
      @laggory 4 года назад +3

      @@Michael-bz8ml i didn't even notice this comment thread became a disaster after that drama

  • @dragmire3D
    @dragmire3D 8 лет назад +537

    Hydlide ending - Congratulations!
    Virtual Hydlide ending - Congratulations.
    Based on the punctuation, Virtual Hydlide wasn't very impressed with itself either.

    • @nakano15
      @nakano15 6 лет назад +12

      I guess the congratulations is because the player had the courage to play the game until the end.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 2 года назад +12

      "Oh, are you done? Congratulations. Please play again."

    • @eduardoherrera2368
      @eduardoherrera2368 2 года назад +6

      Well, that's at least ONE good point about it. The game knows it sucks.

  • @jamesedward3619
    @jamesedward3619 5 лет назад +460

    This actually looks like it could be a good game if it were to be made today and given an adequate development cycle and budget.

    • @ElHarmonyV
      @ElHarmonyV 5 лет назад +35

      As long as it's not owned by EA or companies like them.

    • @ColorfulTiger-eb7tu
      @ColorfulTiger-eb7tu 5 лет назад +77

      Oh your armors cursed? Just give us 30$ for special currency and we will uncurse it for you! As simple as that!

    • @darthmalgus786
      @darthmalgus786 5 лет назад +23

      @@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu EA BAD! Upvotes to the left.

    • @peoples2296
      @peoples2296 4 года назад +3

      No...

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад +2

      Don't give them any ideas

  • @Hei_Darkfire
    @Hei_Darkfire 6 лет назад +454

    "Yes that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp."
    God I want to make that sentence a thing... can we meme that please?

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic 4 года назад +17

      Hei Darkfire i need Jared to make that into a shirt. I’d buy it SO fast.

    • @Hei_Darkfire
      @Hei_Darkfire 4 года назад +10

      @@OtioseFanatic Oh god yes. I'd buy that too.

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic 4 года назад +16

      Hei Darkfire yep and the only context given is the same blurry and pixelated jpg of the wizard from the game behind the text. It would be brilliant.

    • @InstaTechGaming
      @InstaTechGaming 4 года назад +4

      YES
      YES
      PLEASE

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 4 года назад +3

      Yes, just yes.

  • @pine4875
    @pine4875 8 лет назад +1610

    Its entertaining to watch all hydlide reviews in a rowXD

  • @l0stndamned
    @l0stndamned 8 лет назад +266

    The vampire and the mage are implied to escape the first fight (turning into a bat and teleporting respectively), hence why you fight them again but not the other bosses. Due to the terrible graphics I only notices this on my second play-through.

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned 8 лет назад +41

      ***** It was one of those stupid teenage dares :)

    • @Rakuyo13
      @Rakuyo13 8 лет назад +95

      but the manual says that its impossible to play twice

    • @Maxiz60
      @Maxiz60 7 лет назад +24

      l0stndamned are you insane?

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 7 лет назад +25

      You played it twice?

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 6 лет назад +8

      l0stndamned why did you play this twice?

  • @sydneythompson5600
    @sydneythompson5600 8 лет назад +572

    I like that the manual says "the hit title hydlide is back!!" -__- riiiiiiight...

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 8 лет назад +18

      REALLY????? o__o huh... wouldn't have expected that... >.>

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 8 лет назад +6

      just look at some of the content they create and yeah, that's an easy thing to figure out. XP

    • @adudzik
      @adudzik 8 лет назад +68

      Hydlide first came out in Japan in 1984. There was no North American version until 1989, by which point there were buckets of superior games to compare it to, notably The Legend of Zelda (1986). But it was an innovative game when it first came out. Prominent releases from 1984 were games like Tetris, Duck Hunt, Paperboy, Marble Madness and Excitebike-there were few RPG games at the time, and close to zero action RPGs.
      Of course The Legend of Zelda made Hydlide look like hot trash, but for more than a year, in Japan, Hydlide was legitimately the most interesting game of its kind. Games were primitive, especially before the NES-keep in mind that in North America, Pac-Man was still a top-seller as late as 1982!

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 8 лет назад +2

      oh wow. o.o I never knew any of that.. that's neat! :P

    • @lddestroier814
      @lddestroier814 8 лет назад +26

      And it's absolutely right. I hit my hydlide cartridge all the time.

  • @lincolnsnewaccount41
    @lincolnsnewaccount41 4 года назад +103

    "Yes, Thats enigmatic. Are you he? You're a pimp!" - Some Vampire

  • @a.j8307
    @a.j8307 8 лет назад +396

    "I kicked a dog so hard its head spun around like a rotor"
    "I don't care about kids"
    -ProJared, 2013

  • @ChiefCoralcola
    @ChiefCoralcola 8 лет назад +114

    Jared's intro face never gets old... even after 3 years of watching this video.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 8 лет назад +279

    Dammit Varalis, stop gaioshfiouhjvweing the princess!

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 8 лет назад +14

      Varalis: ILL DO WHAT I WANT! As long as some guy doesn't come into my castle and kill me- OH NO THAT SPECIFIC THING HAPPENED TO ME X.X

    • @brassicac
      @brassicac 8 лет назад +11

      Varalys*

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 8 лет назад +7

      ohhhhh you must be soooooo coooool when you are killed you get a statue of yourself, hmhm, not edgy at all.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 лет назад +1

      You spelled his name wrong.

  • @GamerFromJump
    @GamerFromJump 5 лет назад +83

    The “Master Sword?”
    I know the Master Sword. I’ve wielded the Master Sword. You, sir, are _no_ Master Sword.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +3

      That you, Link? Why aren't you with Zelda? You guys are on a date!

    • @jacksongemmell6225
      @jacksongemmell6225 3 года назад +3

      I don’t get it?

  • @flan1299
    @flan1299 8 лет назад +624

    I want Bethesda to make a Skyrim style remake of Hydlide

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax 8 лет назад +128

      Jim the Dovahkiin...

    • @lizzycorvus5109
      @lizzycorvus5109 8 лет назад +100

      With a F*ck You, Nature DLC!

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 8 лет назад +48

      I made a "Jim the Knight" character in Skyrim. Altmeri knight with a sword an shield. It was fun.

    • @diegojose193
      @diegojose193 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Lol yass

    • @Monody512
      @Monody512 8 лет назад +49

      I want Bethesda to make a Hydlide style remake of Skyrim.

  • @jonahsauve1086
    @jonahsauve1086 5 лет назад +25

    I love ProJared so much I'm so glad he's getting a comeback

  • @lvl5Vaporeon
    @lvl5Vaporeon 8 лет назад +1314

    So a large meaningless world with lackluster content and a bad ending?
    Wow Jared. You reviewed No Man's Sky before it even came out!

    • @tonyrigorous
      @tonyrigorous 8 лет назад +74

      Savage.

    • @miciah8340
      @miciah8340 8 лет назад +17

      lvl5Vaporeon savage level:99999

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 8 лет назад +12

      To be fair the ending was part of the original Hydelide.

    • @shinny_grimmy
      @shinny_grimmy 8 лет назад +19

      16ktsgamma That's like saying it's alright that your car broke down, because your last car did the same thing.

    • @anotheronebitesthedust6100
      @anotheronebitesthedust6100 8 лет назад +29

      You forgot that the world is randomly generated.

  • @jasonalen7459
    @jasonalen7459 5 лет назад +91

    0:05 Translation: "I'm playing Virtual Hydlide"

  • @DaviddeBergerac
    @DaviddeBergerac 11 лет назад +64

    Y'know. I think Hydlide had a better ending than Virtual Hydlide.
    At least in Hydlide the "Congratulations" had an ! after it.

  • @arkhamfivehundred
    @arkhamfivehundred 8 лет назад +313

    You know your game is a disaster if it makes Zelda's Adventure CD-i look like a masterpiece.

    • @USERNAME-ts9kh
      @USERNAME-ts9kh 7 лет назад +21

      no nothing is worse than the zelda cdi games

    • @aguynamedlynx6397
      @aguynamedlynx6397 7 лет назад +21

      The cdi games are the "So bad it is good" type

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 5 лет назад +3

      @@aguynamedlynx6397 They're Hilarious, not good.

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 5 лет назад +2

      USERNAME123
      Wanna bet?

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 4 года назад +1

      Ok don't go that far

  • @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements
    @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements 8 лет назад +635

    Are you he? you're a pimp!
    -the complementing vampire.

    • @wikthedik4065
      @wikthedik4065 7 лет назад +29

      but he isn't a straight baller like the ALMIGHTY NUPTUP

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 7 лет назад +33

      Yes, that's enigmatic.

    • @retro.gfuture5911
      @retro.gfuture5911 6 лет назад +2

      A R E Y O U H E? Y O U R A P I M P!

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 6 лет назад +2

      I've always wanted to say that to someone just to get a reaction. I love that bit to death.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 лет назад +1

      @@some-clown I liked your comment because I hate when people misspell those few simple words, but to be fair, the OP misspelled "compliment", so....

  • @slatebrick6016
    @slatebrick6016 5 лет назад +68

    You're so engaging. I forgot what a good reviewer you are. Oh and could you do more D&D stuff? that would be fun

  • @icarusmarioFAN
    @icarusmarioFAN 9 лет назад +745

    If Virtual Hydlide got a Hydlide/10 and Hydlide got a Bee sting/10, does that mean that Virtual Hydlide also gets a Bee sting/10?

    • @AlanStagner
      @AlanStagner 9 лет назад +176

      +FireIcarus I think mathematically speaking that's actually (Bee Sting/10)/10

    • @AlanStagner
      @AlanStagner 9 лет назад +79

      +Ruin That's one tenth of a bee sting out of ten.

    • @AlanStagner
      @AlanStagner 9 лет назад +54

      +Ruin If we assume bee sting actually stands for a number, and the scale is lower=worse and higher=better, than according to Google calculator and a few test substitutions for bee sting I think that actually makes it 10 times worse.
      Which, judging from ProJared's reaction at the very start of the video, might not be far from the truth.

    • @ericfernandorossi
      @ericfernandorossi 9 лет назад +8

      +FireIcarus If you watch the Hydlide video until the end, the credits say, 'Want a real score? 2/10", so, it's half of this score, ending in a 1/10

    • @icarusmarioFAN
      @icarusmarioFAN 9 лет назад +1

      +Eric Sanic Actually, 1/10 would be wrong, considering all the replies I've gotten that would disprove it immediately.

  • @heartstriker2831
    @heartstriker2831 8 лет назад +274

    "not the bees!!!! aaaahhhhh!!!!aaaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" - Jim the Knight

    • @min._.5940
      @min._.5940 8 лет назад +10

      killed by bees

    • @astro6239
      @astro6239 8 лет назад +5

      akso Portly dude the Knight... dead by bees.

    • @annakuehne5126
      @annakuehne5126 8 лет назад +6

      fuck you nature

    • @calilaployploy2827
      @calilaployploy2827 8 лет назад +6

      anything but the bees!!!!....aaahh....mi eyes....ahhh!!!

    • @astro6239
      @astro6239 8 лет назад +7

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!~1!111111!!!!!!!1

  • @ceedthemediocre
    @ceedthemediocre 8 лет назад +53

    For the curious at the 11:30 mark...
    Turns out, he's speaking Japanese. Slowed down and reversed.
    purei suru ninzuu o erande kudasai
    Which means "Please choose the number of players".

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 5 лет назад +14

      The answer to that is 0

    • @pigfish99
      @pigfish99 5 лет назад +8

      thats because this is using an engine... FOR GOLF.

    • @alexanderkosten7611
      @alexanderkosten7611 2 года назад +5

      @@pigfish99 Now I'm imagining the horrible alternate universe where Hydlide managed to achieve mainstream success instead of Zelda, and had a golf spinoff series like Mario does. I feel a deep need to inflict this traumatizing idea upon anyone else who stumbles into this comment section.

  • @ratxinxaxcage
    @ratxinxaxcage 5 лет назад +34

    Ah, the hydlide trilogy. How I’ve missed you. I never gave up on you Jared, happy to revisit the classics.

  • @Danko1900
    @Danko1900 10 лет назад +42

    "Yes, that's enigmatic. Are you he? You're a Pimp!" I couldn't stop laughing at that part!

  • @PixelGeeksOfficial
    @PixelGeeksOfficial 9 лет назад +851

    So let's see: Hydlide is to ProJared as MySims is to PeanutButterGamer.
    Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 лет назад +10

      DahProGamers Prrrrrrretty much, yeah.

    • @gordonfreeman112
      @gordonfreeman112 9 лет назад +65

      You mean he hates it but continually subjects himself to them time and time again in hope that they get better despite knowing for a fact that it won't?

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 лет назад +9

      Evan Hitsugyia Kinda.

    • @JannaJaNaiPleaseKillMe
      @JannaJaNaiPleaseKillMe 9 лет назад +10

      Evan Hitsugyia Super Hydlide isn't too terrible :o

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Hahahahahahahahahahha YEA IT IS.

  • @Eightbog
    @Eightbog 9 лет назад +2071

    Re-Watching All the ProJared Videos anyone else?

  • @carlrichie2012
    @carlrichie2012 5 лет назад +7

    Watching this now, hope you get back on your feet and start creating awesomeness like this again soon

  • @Circui_try
    @Circui_try 4 года назад +32

    Hydlide: "Congratulations!"
    Virtual Hydlide: "Congratulations."

  • @raygatana1886
    @raygatana1886 3 года назад +9

    I hit shuffle on the full ProJared playlist and this was the first video. We're in for a good ride folks

  • @-mykerthegeek-2713
    @-mykerthegeek-2713 8 лет назад +18

    using the invincibilty star's theme from super mario while playing the death montage is hilariously ironic.

  • @jottyparker731
    @jottyparker731 6 лет назад +22

    I love how the back of the box said "the hit title hydlide is back!"

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +10

      Nah, they meant shit title. They were probably just being sarcastic, or it's a typo.

    • @drakematsen4978
      @drakematsen4978 3 года назад +1

      Oh God. I've played so much Kingdom Hearts that I read the sentence as "Get up on the Hydra's back!"

  • @WaterLines333
    @WaterLines333 10 лет назад +90

    That noise at the very begining.
    That is the sound of pure fear and hatred.

    • @TheAssOfEternity
      @TheAssOfEternity 10 лет назад +20

      No. It's much worse.
      That is the sound of a mans soul coming apart at the seams and dying. Not the body, but the soul. It's a fate ten times worse than death.

    • @WaterLines333
      @WaterLines333 10 лет назад +11

      GorillaBorg or the sound of dragging a Led Zeppelin fan to a beiber concert.

    • @TheAssOfEternity
      @TheAssOfEternity 10 лет назад +5

      [NKH] Plymouth Haefeli
      That also works.

    • @spool122
      @spool122 10 лет назад +6

      GorillaBorg or a man who's been taken to deepest and darkest parts of hell, and has been tortured by the very thought of the dark evil. By "deepest, darkest parts of hell", i mean the back of a flea market, and by "dark evil" i mean Virtual Hydlide.

    • @ARandomLoafOfBread
      @ARandomLoafOfBread 10 лет назад +4

      Or simply a man facing the prospect of playing Virtual Hydlide. A fate worse than death.........

  • @toastwings9358
    @toastwings9358 9 лет назад +311

    wait... the manual says "the hit title HYDLIDE is back." do I even have to point out the flaw with that sentence?

    • @Battle_64
      @Battle_64 8 лет назад +9

      Makes you wonder how the devs of this game were even able to get 4 games out. Like, was the first game such an amazing success that this needed to happen?

    • @blaze45ful
      @blaze45ful 8 лет назад +7

      they say that in japan it was a huge succes in its time.

    • @toastwings9358
      @toastwings9358 8 лет назад +3

      blaze45ful WAAAAAAT?!?

    • @salvatoreventura4623
      @salvatoreventura4623 8 лет назад

      yes we get it hit title lol

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 8 лет назад +12

      +blaze45ful I can imagine that, since there probably wasn't really anything else like it at the time. Of course, when Zelda came out Hydlide was made totally obsolete, but before Zelda it was probably the only adventure RPG available, and when you have nothing similar to compare a game to even the most flawed titles can seem good.

  • @FoxGlove_
    @FoxGlove_ 8 лет назад +280

    Next is STOP MOTION Hydlide

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 8 лет назад +11

      Then Hydlide 64!

    • @FoxGlove_
      @FoxGlove_ 8 лет назад +9

      +Sans The Skeleton Then Hydlide the SHOW

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 8 лет назад +10

      then hydlide point and click adventure

    • @FoxGlove_
      @FoxGlove_ 8 лет назад +11

      Don't forget Hydlide Learning FUN

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 8 лет назад +7

      hydlide simulator!

  • @stephendonovan9084
    @stephendonovan9084 7 лет назад +249

    Super Hydlide was foreshadowing. It was warning you, Jared. It, as the best of the Hydlides, was trying to save you from what was to come.
    This is a Sega game, and it is a joke.

  • @shademeadows2424
    @shademeadows2424 9 лет назад +13

    I Like the fact that he redo the same jokes and phrases from the original Hydlide review! and it is still funny in a different way! XD (so many SAME things to list... LOVE IT)

  • @MegaAnimazing
    @MegaAnimazing 9 лет назад +77

    "You just touch one of the trees, but if you touch the wrong one, BEEEEEES!!!!"
    It came back.

    • @gappletime9437
      @gappletime9437 9 лет назад +1

      Line came as I read your comment XD

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 9 лет назад

      *****
      Not the bees~!! Not the bees~!!

    • @TheTrueMerrio
      @TheTrueMerrio 9 лет назад

      ***** So did I.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 2 года назад

      To be fair, how many people do you think could survive stings from bees that big?

  • @AQWWill
    @AQWWill 9 лет назад +225

    "ugh.. HYDLIDE... Saying the same gives you a gag reflex... HYDLIDE."

    • @underarkduke9172
      @underarkduke9172 9 лет назад +7

      avgn

    • @peteranderson5296
      @peteranderson5296 9 лет назад +17

      +Nova ...Sounds so wretched and foul... Maybe it's pronounced "hid-lide", but who knows? And who even knows what the fvck it means?
      ~AVGN's introductory line, "Hydlide", Episode 86

    • @graceskate
      @graceskate 9 лет назад +2

      it's true it does lol

    • @seto635
      @seto635 8 лет назад +2

      +Nova ... I'm curious as to what he would say to this game. or the Japanese second game (Projared said Super Hydlide was technically game 3, and AVGN does play some games only released in Japan)

    • @MiloTheMightyDude
      @MiloTheMightyDude 8 лет назад +6

      Dr. Jyklle and Mr. Hydlide. 'Nuff said.

  • @werewolf4925
    @werewolf4925 5 лет назад +165

    Hopefully new comments on your old videos also help you out :3

  • @Kreiser_VII
    @Kreiser_VII 5 лет назад +7

    After rewatching every ProReview several times, I can say without doubt that this is easily the best Cold Opening. I'm sure that if Cold Openings have a chance to return, they're gonna learn from this... Curiously it's the last of them, well, better to end on a high note

  • @Automat1cJack
    @Automat1cJack 10 лет назад +16

    11:29 - "Yes, that's enigmatic! Are you he? You're a Pimp!!"
    I fuckin' lost my shit at this line =P

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 8 лет назад +110

    This game gets a bee sting/100.

    • @JackStache
      @JackStache 7 лет назад +1

      Zack Vilardi 10000000000000*

    • @Noid
      @Noid 2 года назад

      Is that division? Wouldn’t that mean that it isn’t as painful as the bee sting is further from the largest value?

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 2 месяца назад

      Wasp sting.

  • @AlpenSkyWatcher
    @AlpenSkyWatcher 5 лет назад +2

    My home tab and recommendations keeps getting filled with ProJared videos. And I havent been bored from his vids.

  • @JorseyBurden
    @JorseyBurden 9 лет назад +152

    When you showed the title screen my mind denied that Atlus made this game and blurred it when I read it

    • @zynnyzoo
      @zynnyzoo 9 лет назад

      Takeshi's Challenge!? Oh, WAUGH is me!

    • @videomaker580
      @videomaker580 9 лет назад +15

      +Jorsey Burden Publish isn't the same thing as develop. T&E Soft Inc appears to be the company that actually made the game. Atlus only made the game available for everyone to purchase.

    • @videomaker580
      @videomaker580 9 лет назад

      +Don Patawaran
      Thank you! I saw this pic on Google images and had to use it.

    • @icarusmarioFAN
      @icarusmarioFAN 9 лет назад

      +Jorsey Burden Why are you Takeshi?!

    • @JorseyBurden
      @JorseyBurden 9 лет назад +6

      Why are you not?

  • @bluezilla2547
    @bluezilla2547 Год назад +3

    Still the best intro to ANY of his videos. I legit watched it numerous times before getting anywhere close to watching the full video proper.
    If you've seen the reviews for the first 2 games you'll understand EXACTLY why he would be making that face and noise upon dealing with another Hydlide game.

  • @PrinceSilvermane
    @PrinceSilvermane 8 лет назад +30

    What's bad is for a 95 game the world actually does look kind of interesting. If it had a different combat system and on a console that didn't shit itself on 3D Graphics it might have been.... okay? Maybe.

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +8

      @Prince Silvermane The SEGA Saturn could actually handle 3D Graphics very well. It's just that this game most likely has sh*t programming & it isn't utilizing the Console's hardware properly.

  • @Mingulinthu
    @Mingulinthu 2 года назад +1

    So many years later and I still keep coming back to hear those first 7 seconds.
    Absolute highest grade ghoulish screech.

  • @hard4games
    @hard4games 10 лет назад +246

    Dear Lord...this game...

    • @hard4games
      @hard4games 10 лет назад

      Arrimas Arrington Hello!

    • @hard4games
      @hard4games 10 лет назад

      Good! What about it?

    • @lynisarobinson9184
      @lynisarobinson9184 10 лет назад

      Huh?

    • @mangar49
      @mangar49 10 лет назад +1

      wow jared looks tramatized like he just saw the TWO WORLDS get it?

    • @HatsunThePidgeon1
      @HatsunThePidgeon1 10 лет назад

      Mastermind Zebra haaaaaaa bad puns are bad :3

  • @DrunkCaptain
    @DrunkCaptain 10 лет назад +38

    Virtual Hydlide: The original Souls game.

    • @frogginbullfish3372
      @frogginbullfish3372 10 лет назад +1

      It is nowhere as good as even Demon Souls or Dark Souls. I don't know anything about Dark Souls 2 but I hear its good too.

    • @DrunkCaptain
      @DrunkCaptain 10 лет назад +9

      Flygonster14 You don't get the joke do you.

    • @frogginbullfish3372
      @frogginbullfish3372 10 лет назад +1

      No

    • @DrunkCaptain
      @DrunkCaptain 10 лет назад

      Flygonster14 Little late to reply aren't you?

    • @partahauki1
      @partahauki1 10 лет назад

      Bobjin Bubson
      XDD

  • @supershinystar5515
    @supershinystar5515 6 лет назад +39

    2:20 “The hit title Hydlide”
    Excuse me what?

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +4

      Maybe they meant to say shit title, but either couldn't spell it, or maybe it's a typo or they censored it?

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +6

      The game was a huge hit in Japan and it came out about three to five years before it hit North America.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +1

      @@micdrop344 Oh ok. Thanks for the help dude.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад

      @@shawnfields2757, anytime.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 лет назад +1

      @@micdrop344Cool. Thanks. I hope to see you around the net. Until then, have a great day/night, and remember to stay beautiful.

  • @sunnysideup137
    @sunnysideup137 10 лет назад +20

    "It's like sacrificing a child with every swing!"
    "Good thing I don't care about kids."
    You're cool
    Subbed.

    • @livbarnhart1605
      @livbarnhart1605 10 лет назад +1

      *****
      "Are you HE? You're a PIMP!"
      Best game quote of all time...I am snickering just while typing this...

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 5 лет назад +97

    "Hey, look what I found! You know what this means- WEEE MINECART SEQUENCE!!! It somehow works in both directions despite having a 15 foot jump!"

  • @emerald3616
    @emerald3616 8 лет назад +141

    this looks like a game on the cdi.

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @Parnifia
      @Parnifia 8 лет назад +3

      Resembles Zelda's Adventure in a lot of ways.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 8 лет назад +9

      IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HEEERE~

    • @SHyguymoll
      @SHyguymoll 8 лет назад +3

      +Aidan Lappin DIS PEICE IS WHAT ALL TRUE HYLIANS STRIVE FOR.

    • @chrismorris6865
      @chrismorris6865 8 лет назад +4

      I JUST WONDER WHAT GAAANNOOOONNNNNZZ UP TO!!!

  • @sega3607
    @sega3607 2 месяца назад +2

    Jared playing Hydelide: reliving childhood pain
    Playing Super Hydelide: not great, but better
    Virtual Hydelide: all I know is pain

  • @EymericSeven
    @EymericSeven 9 лет назад +93

    ATLUS ?!
    Persona, Catherine, Shin Megami tensei ATLUS ?!

    • @TheBrianJ
      @TheBrianJ 9 лет назад +27

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) Following the success of Persona, Shin Megami Tensei, and Catherine, Atlus published their masterpiece: Virtual Hydlide.

    • @EymericSeven
      @EymericSeven 9 лет назад +10

      Is this the real life ? ;-;

    • @eyem6407
      @eyem6407 9 лет назад +7

      +Eymeric Seven (Eymeric777) is this just fantasy?

    • @harleyalegarbes3297
      @harleyalegarbes3297 9 лет назад +6

      +Eyem caught in a landslide

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea 9 лет назад +4

      +Harley Alegarbes no escape from reality

  • @thehighlandfox
    @thehighlandfox 8 лет назад +103

    this is like a bad version of daggerfall

    • @luigiman2261
      @luigiman2261 5 лет назад +4

      So daggerfall

    • @VeeTHis
      @VeeTHis 5 лет назад +2

      Daggerfall was already bad lol

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 5 лет назад +8

      But at least that had a game

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 5 лет назад +14

      for the time daggerfall was pretty epic. it still has one of the biggest maps in the history of video games and it was released in the 90s.

    • @azuredragonofnether5433
      @azuredragonofnether5433 4 года назад +4

      It's bugged. Yes. But it's not as unplayable, pointless and confusing as Virtual Hydlide. And it is also not a ripoff.

  • @cedric5258
    @cedric5258 9 лет назад +4

    1:41 Oh, so that's what FMV means! I always wondered but never bothered to look it up. Thanks, ProJared^^

  • @opa-age
    @opa-age 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for the review, this game actually impressed me a lot more than I expected, being one of the earliest 3D RPGs ever made.

  • @flyingflyer9506
    @flyingflyer9506 8 лет назад +64

    Does a hydlide out of ten mean bees out of ten?

    • @zillanimu
      @zillanimu 8 лет назад +9

      Flying Flyer no, it's a bees out of ten out of ten

    • @Carbonated__Milk
      @Carbonated__Milk 8 лет назад +1

      +Zillamon “Zilla” Animu what is that profile pic from

    • @zillanimu
      @zillanimu 8 лет назад +1

      Tucker Mills Nichijou

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 года назад

      Zillamon Animu So it’s a bees out of 100?

  • @titan7181
    @titan7181 Год назад +4

    this is probably still my favorite cold open he has ever done.

  • @gostcade1254
    @gostcade1254 10 лет назад +61

    THE PRINCESS' FUCKING NECK WAS LIKE 1000 FEET LONG JESUS CHRIST

    • @geneticwizard132
      @geneticwizard132 10 лет назад +32

      Giraffe Princess. A movie about a princess who is exploded into fairies.
      Her towel boy, 'Jim' has to run around, and collect her pieces.
      Alas, all was not well, since when the adventure ended, the princess came back as...
      ...
      ...
      *A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE*
      And thus ends the tale of how I met your mother.

    • @monkeyscientist9913
      @monkeyscientist9913 10 лет назад +10

      Bobjin Bubson Sounds canon to me.

    • @SaganSacredArrow
      @SaganSacredArrow 10 лет назад +9

      Bobjin Bubson Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 10 лет назад

      My neck is almost that long. Almost.

  • @EPKLemonz
    @EPKLemonz 5 лет назад +51

    Can y'all imagine when we finally get a new Pro Review and see the intro again. Welcome back, Jared!

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior 5 лет назад

      I think he said that the creator of the intro song won’t let him use it anymore.

    • @HEMIpoweredherochao
      @HEMIpoweredherochao 5 лет назад +2

      . . . . not like he needs it.

    • @Cheshipuss
      @Cheshipuss 5 лет назад

      @@edcellwarrior What a redundant thing to restrict. Unless he also wants him to take it out of every single video it's in as well, any additional videos wouldn't make a difference. He's just acting like a child at that point.

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 5 лет назад

      @@Cheshipuss One could argue that he just doesn't want to be associated with the whole scandal
      One could if he didn't make a remix of the song mocking Jared's situation

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 4 года назад

      @@Cheshipuss He still uses it for his new videos as the outro theme.

  • @theganon111
    @theganon111 8 лет назад +150

    The princess has the longest neck i will ever see on a human being.

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 5 лет назад +14

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 16

  • @terrycoyle6864
    @terrycoyle6864 9 лет назад +14

    That intro gets me every time.

  • @marcopollo2198
    @marcopollo2198 5 лет назад +4

    Happy Birthday to this video and jared!

  • @NunchuckOmega
    @NunchuckOmega 5 лет назад +3

    That is by far one of my favorite ProJared intros to date

  • @MatTen532
    @MatTen532 Год назад +3

    Can't wait till Jared covers this game in Now In The 90's

  • @battles_varied_animator
    @battles_varied_animator 9 лет назад +25

    ALSO! Hydlide is called a Hit on the back because when it was released in Japan(1984), it was actually really inovative. Its a cult classic in japan, which is why it spawned 2 sequels, a remake and COUNTLESS remasters

    • @_fesh
      @_fesh 9 лет назад +2

      Oh..... wow...............
      Wait wtf?

    • @ddddddsssseeee
      @ddddddsssseeee 9 лет назад +2

      Patrick imnottellingyou Yeah. It actually came before Legend of Zelda as well.

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 9 лет назад +2

      And don't forget that, I believe, Falcom's YS series was inspired by it as well with the BUMP-system and more.

    • @ameed806
      @ameed806 9 лет назад

      Claudio Teixeira Japan is sooooooo stupid

    • @battles_varied_animator
      @battles_varied_animator 9 лет назад +4

      Ameed well, not exactly.
      Considering the time it was originally released, Hydlide was actually a great revolutionary game. Ys itself took inspirations from the Hydlide series

  • @brinkofgaming
    @brinkofgaming 3 года назад +2

    Gaaaaaah this intro still gets me to this day! :P I love revisiting these older Jared videos from time to time! Always good for loads of laughs!

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 11 лет назад +20

    "Congratulations!"

    • @lightninglj
      @lightninglj 10 лет назад

      "Congraturations"

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 7 лет назад

      my rating for this game is a hydlide out of 10

  • @scottdoherty7531
    @scottdoherty7531 8 лет назад +4

    aha watching the first projared trilogy i ever watched back in like 2013 when i went to normal boots thru jontron. now in a huge fan of pbg projared dykgaming and still john plus all the others i have watched. you guys kick ass and keep kicking it (even when jon dosnt upload for 6 months lol)

    • @oliviamontemayer7089
      @oliviamontemayer7089 8 лет назад +8

      I agree. Even if Jon uploads every other millennia his videos are always worth the wait.

  • @zaffdos
    @zaffdos 6 лет назад +2

    The hydlide videos never get old, and never fail to create joy. Thank God they at least caused these videos after staining our existence

  • @kuraihikari5785
    @kuraihikari5785 4 года назад +1

    Projared’s Hydlide trilogy will always be some of my favourite videos.

  • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
    @DopeioThePhoneBoi 6 лет назад +347

    Atlus? Like...Persona Atlus!?

  • @Gatitasecsii
    @Gatitasecsii 5 лет назад +41

    It makes me sad that this game was as flawed as it is, because it looks like it would have been revolutionary.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 4 года назад +14

      The road to a bad game is often paved with good intentions.

    • @gravity7924
      @gravity7924 3 года назад +1

      Elder Scrolls Arena came a year before this game and basically did what Virtual Hydlide attempted to but better. Arena isn't amazing either but at least it's playable

    • @Noid
      @Noid 2 года назад +1

      @@AtlasBlizzard Wise words. They try to be too ambitious, and end up biting more than they can chew.

    • @trevorblue4531
      @trevorblue4531 Год назад +1

      @@gravity7924 If U emulate it! The CD release crashes a lot!

  • @BolverkAtlasia
    @BolverkAtlasia 9 лет назад +8

    I like this game a lot actually...for what it could have been. Not for what it is, because good lord...

  • @deepfriedsalt567
    @deepfriedsalt567 6 лет назад

    The noise he makes at the start always gets me. I was having a bad day, but now I have a smile.

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 6 лет назад +39

    0:06 when you realize you have to go back to school

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 11 лет назад +59

    This needs a HD remake.

    • @jacknotbarakat
      @jacknotbarakat 11 лет назад +23

      Oh, hi there, Satan! :)

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 11 лет назад +17

      Jack Is A Fangirl
      I just want to preserve this classic for future generations :3

    • @halfhalo33
      @halfhalo33 10 лет назад +2

      Get a emulator, then get a ROM, set the display @ 1080p w/ some AA.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 лет назад

      halfhalo33 But what about the textures :3 ?!

    • @koshi6505
      @koshi6505 10 лет назад

      halfhalo33 I don't think that would work. The art is digitized.

  • @Yuuretsu
    @Yuuretsu 8 лет назад +28

    How can you make an RPG where the combat is pointless? The Witcher games don't give you much xp for killing random monsters, but at least quests give huge xp and item rewards and the combat is generally enjoyable. This game's combat is like getting your nails pulled and it's worthless to boot? I actually had a friend that had odly generous memories of this game from when he was 6. I showed him this video and almost felt sorry for the shattering of rose-tinted glasses that occured.

    • @jjoshaugh
      @jjoshaugh 8 лет назад +14

      Combat isn't pointless. IT GIVES YOU POINTS!!!

    • @Sianostrakarenrenren
      @Sianostrakarenrenren 8 лет назад +1

      Actually the reason there's no grinding or exp is because this is actually a very arcadey game. The point and on screen timer kinda give this away. It's less90 hour adventure and more score attack/speed run

    • @yaboichipsahoy2275
      @yaboichipsahoy2275 8 лет назад +7

      *cough* Paper Mario Sticker Star *cough*

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 8 лет назад

      +JJ O'Shaughnessy points are worthless

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 6 лет назад +3

      Trust me, your friend needed it.

  • @yournamehere7329
    @yournamehere7329 6 лет назад +1

    Just gotta love his reaction in the intro. Still watching this in 2018.

  • @TheNightSpy
    @TheNightSpy 8 лет назад +40

    XD i completely lost it at 11:28. laughed so hard i couldn't breathe