imagine jeffs at a crackdealers house one day, and the dealer happens to have on key and peele re runs, or he sees that new commercial key is in, and he says out loud, "holy shit, that guy gave me a ride one day!" The drug dealers and his friends say, "man stfu, it wasn't the key and peele guy". Jeff agrees, and goes back to smoking crack.
robby monroe The joke ties to the city's history. Since African Americans' move northward in the 1930s and 40s for factory jobs, 8 Mile Rd was known as a sign of Metro Detroit's racial and socioeconomic divide: the poor, mostly black in the south, and the wealthier, mostly white in the north.
ah, i see, thank you for the info, something about north being white and south being black, it seems to represent tiself in so many different parts of the us and world. North = priviledge, rich. South = poor, and undeserving
It's always funny when the audio's uncensored but the subtitles still say "mother[bleep]". As if those of us with hearing problems are more easily offended by swearing, or something.
Edwin Chan, yeah, but a lot of us with hearing problems aren't old. My guess is that the real reason is simply laziness... if you do a censored subtitle track, it works whether you're using censored or uncensored audio. And TV producers love to be lazy with subtitles in all sorts of ways.
I gave this guy a ride home from a party once and half way to his house I look into my back seat and he's taking key bumps so I'm like hey man dont do coke in my car. The dude leans forward between the 2 front seats with a key bump and says "oh relax it's just heroin, you want a bump?"
Straight edge nerds make me feel so annoyed. It’s like a bunch of little pretentious kids who aren’t educated and they’re arrogant and they think it’s funny to demonize substances and users.
The lost boys reference.....TEARS I loved that movie. The black Michelin man....lol DEAD at Jeff smoking crack in the car. Glad you made it to play practice.
sodacanman little known fact keegan was the first choice for yes man, but audiences wouldnt want to watch him whoooo Zoey Deschannel with his style of character acting and he was suppose get into a UFC ffight and win her love but they went jim carrey and his psycho derragnged stlye
I love how people come here to see all their fav comedians only to judge them harshly on their life choices.. Nick Swardson for example... “ugh look how he drinks a lot and blacks out” dude!? Really?!LOL thats why his stories are hilarious! And not even all of them! A lot of the best comics in history were fucked up on something! RIP Chris Farley, Robin Williams, Jon Belushi....just a couple to mention. I love every comic for their different lives and stories and we have plenty hilarious SOBER comics as well... only I don’t see them here 🧐😂 y’all need to lighten up! I’m here to laugh and get away from negativity! Every episode I have seen from this series is AWESOME! Keep it up! 👏👏👏
That is such a Grosse Pointe story. Physically the closest place to Detroit, but literally an entire world away. The most segregated city border in the country. And that’s facts. Look it up. One more reason why Detroit is bananas.
A drunk woman stepped into my convertible once at at stop sign in Jefferson City MO. Lol. We drove all over town while she drank a bush beer. I finally got her to get out lol.
This has actually happened to me in college! I gave a homeless guy i thought i new from the gas station a ride and it turned out i didnt know him it wasnt the guy i thought it was. SCARY AS HELL. Then he asks me if he can smoke in my car, im like sure w.e. dont kill me man. He then starts rumaging around my center console for a pen and then pulls out this package out of his pocket and started smoking crack from a "pen pipe". He got so high he forgot where he wanted me to take him and i ended up going to the police station and hoping out of the car before he could choke the living shit out of me.
Tyler Maloney ??? why care. hes a crack head who got offended. and since he tried to lucid dream i made the assumption that he has nocturnal dreams and seminal emmisions lmao
Jeff's conversation with person that wacked him with the a bat "aye man , let me borrow your VCR so i can watch a movie , its The Mack".guy.."by Felicia" ...PINNNG.
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One like lul
Could you please share the name of the intro dubstep song?
Mandela effect Dave Chappell told this joke
"and thats how i met Peele"
Francis-William Afrifa LOOOOOOOOOOOL I REALLY WOULDNT BE SURPRISED JORDANS ALWAYS HIGH😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
this comment, funnier than his entire bit. so good.
omfg yes!
V Cash, it was a true story not a bit that’s probably why.
Brian: oh really? cool, haha, nice...thanks
Mexican got on boots
Jack Thornton funny ass story
One of the funniest. Stay out of prison kids
HAHAHA I love that story
Shit really fuck where is Cici?!
3 years late, but just watched that one and I'm on this one now.
1990: kinda crazy story.
2019: literally every uber/lyft experience
michael logreco, 😂🤦🏻♀️🤣🤷🏻♀️😃
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭
literally? 8_8
Rifgt. I was working ridesharing and ended up in a basement almost murdered by. A coke head . All for $500 bonus lol.
imagine jeffs at a crackdealers house one day, and the dealer happens to have on key and peele re runs, or he sees that new commercial key is in, and he says out loud, "holy shit, that guy gave me a ride one day!" The drug dealers and his friends say, "man stfu, it wasn't the key and peele guy". Jeff agrees, and goes back to smoking crack.
This was when he was 19. That dude is either clean, or dead
nah theres some multi decade crackheads
I am Jeff and can say that this happened on more occasions than I can remember. My personality trait now
wow. you're so funny. just.. wow.
"The ratio of crack rock to VCR is one to one". HAHA.
yah but that makes no sense because he said 4 vcr and then goes 1:1, it should be 4:1 but he forgot his own details..
4 rocks in the bag bro
4x1=4 rocks
This was so smooth, wish there was more stand up by him. All his work is to tier
"Okay, I'm north of 8 Mile. I'm good to go!" Detroiters, you know.
+Montesama314 know what?
robby monroe The joke ties to the city's history.
Since African Americans' move northward in the 1930s and 40s for factory jobs, 8 Mile Rd was known as a sign of Metro Detroit's racial and socioeconomic divide: the poor, mostly black in the south, and the wealthier, mostly white in the north.
ah, i see, thank you for the info, something about north being white and south being black, it seems to represent tiself in so many different parts of the us and world. North = priviledge, rich. South = poor, and undeserving
Happy
Lisa Lee Joyful
"I'm from Detroit."
crickets
"Goodnight!"
The angel said "give him one more chance." But the devil said "Hit him with an aluminum bat."
Thank God for my Angels
I love how innocent he is in his story compared to all the other degenerate first hand shit on this show lol.
he's 19 in the story
yeah he reminds me of my brother a true pure of heart
thats because he left out the part of the story where he took a puff
Right
True but the other stories are still great
it's been 5 years and I'm still thinking about how he called it "play practice" instead of rehearsal
He was secretly a rich kid the whole time.
"It got 400ft to the gallon" lmao
It's always funny when the audio's uncensored but the subtitles still say "mother[bleep]". As if those of us with hearing problems are more easily offended by swearing, or something.
Never thought about it before, but old people probably ARE more easily offended by swearing on average
Edwin Chan, yeah, but a lot of us with hearing problems aren't old. My guess is that the real reason is simply laziness... if you do a censored subtitle track, it works whether you're using censored or uncensored audio. And TV producers love to be lazy with subtitles in all sorts of ways.
I still think its funny that lisa lamponelli got protested by deaf people for an interview that she did ......... on the radio lol
Huh?
@@JoshWMyers Watch "Deaf Protest" on RUclips
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These intros are over the top lol. Love it, glad I found this series
he did a lot of funny riffing that got cut out. i was at the taping and he was super hilarious
I love having to skip to 1:00 every single time i click on one of these videos
Hahaha any detroiter knows when u go south of 8mile it’s hood af
Just give me one more chance man
Ey' tell'em about boots man
Lol I automatically heard the audio clip on my head, damn brain
I gave this guy a ride home from a party once and half way to his house I look into my back seat and he's taking key bumps so I'm like hey man dont do coke in my car. The dude leans forward between the 2 front seats with a key bump and says "oh relax it's just heroin, you want a bump?"
I like that guy 😭
Straight edge nerds make me feel so annoyed. It’s like a bunch of little pretentious kids who aren’t educated and they’re arrogant and they think it’s funny to demonize substances and users.
@@Puppy_Puppington Bro you dont bust out drugs in some ones car like that.
@@JarthenGreenmeadowSome people do.😂
The lost boys reference.....TEARS I loved that movie. The black Michelin man....lol DEAD at Jeff smoking crack in the car. Glad you made it to play practice.
I'm a simple man. I see Keegan-Michael Key, I click.
You definitely are.
@@machicorleone he said it
"Hope you don't mind !" I'm dead 😱😱😱
We need to get Shia LaBeouf on here I'm pretty sure he's got plenty of stories to tell 😂😂😂😂
I live in Detroit and I approve this story lol
My name is Jeff... (Channing Tatum voice)
Huge Jackedman chaning tatum is a crackhead😂
Hahaha that's what I thought when I heard Jeff. " My name is Yeff"
*I've been the driver and I've also been the crackhead... sadly* 🤷🏼♀️😲
Hope you're the driver now :)
love the references to the lost boys! favorite movie since I was 13.
"I'm the dumbest person in the world" lmaoo
Had to be the best part lol
My mom has stories just like this. Theyre so much alike. Down to the play practice.
Love these videos but the full minute intro until we get to the actual comedy is a little much.
Good thing you can skip it.
You can skip forward by clicking ahead on that red bar.
yeah i always skip its obnoxious
With acts like this one, it"s the best part of the video!
Tv shows have to have an intro can’t just jump right in
This one hits close to home- in my younger years I have found myself in similar circumstances a few times lolol
Plz bring this series back
Are these comics performing in a strip club
+Mowmauf yes
Mowmauf cheetahs to be exact
yes. and they dont wipe off the pole
@@calviincalifornia4048 Seen the Howie Mandel ep?
no they are in a well respected church
This one never gets old.
so basically this was a "Yes Man" moment
sodacanman little known fact keegan was the first choice for yes man, but audiences wouldnt want to watch him whoooo Zoey Deschannel with his style of character acting and he was suppose get into a UFC ffight and win her love but they went jim carrey and his psycho derragnged stlye
The most popular homeless guy in the world 😂
Well, in a way, he did help Jeff 😆
Nick* billy* whoever*
I love how people come here to see all their fav comedians only to judge them harshly on their life choices.. Nick Swardson for example... “ugh look how he drinks a lot and blacks out” dude!? Really?!LOL thats why his stories are hilarious! And not even all of them! A lot of the best comics in history were fucked up on something! RIP Chris Farley, Robin Williams, Jon Belushi....just a couple to mention. I love every comic for their different lives and stories and we have plenty hilarious SOBER comics as well... only I don’t see them here 🧐😂 y’all need to lighten up! I’m here to laugh and get away from negativity! Every episode I have seen from this series is AWESOME! Keep it up! 👏👏👏
I love this man.
Street smarts.. They are priceless. Key's lucky he didn't get shot! Even afterwards.. Guilt by association, lol..
best mannequin challenge ever
That is such a Grosse Pointe story. Physically the closest place to Detroit, but literally an entire world away.
The most segregated city border in the country. And that’s facts. Look it up. One more reason why Detroit is bananas.
A drunk woman stepped into my convertible once at at stop sign in Jefferson City MO. Lol. We drove all over town while she drank a bush beer. I finally got her to get out lol.
I HAVE A 1966 BUICK LESABRE and im 19 too, what a coincidence. 10 mpg is not a joke
FINALLY a new episode!
Key is a great talent
Good story.
Another great video.
YES! Epic Early One Evening at the Rainbow Bar and Grille reference!
Moral of the story:
Don't listen to the imaginary angel on your shoulder, unless you want a really cool and fucked up story for posterity.
Lol
that's Rage Against The Machine's guitarist
Hahahaha he really does look like Tom Morello here
Andrew Spencer Holy Shiiit...Lol...Never noticed until you said it!
He looks like tim howard the goalie for the us soccer team lol
Can't unsee
Ha!
Best story evah!!!!!
love the track
If the angel is putting you down in a bro voice with obscenities, it might not be the good kind of angel.
TFW when the angel on your shoulder wants you to try crack
Lol in the 90s my older sis had a buick le sabre. Lmao. The adventures in that car!
Talented comedian
😂😂😂 at least you’re not going to hell Michael Keegan. Well played.
i gave a ride to a crackhead a few weeks ago and understand every feeling Keegan is expressing
Excellent
I want to be a Peele, but in my heart I know I'm a Key.
I would want to be a horror movie producer like Peele, but I’m probably Key the comedian.
This is the guy in pitch perfect who worked with snoop dog
Nice story
I had a 76 Buick LaSabre. Great car.
Now that is a funny story lol. The kid with the jacket lol and then jeff looking at him while smoking lol
I've never noticed how much he looks like Sen Corey Booker lol
ive been in almost this exact situation. crackheads are always an adventure
Shout out to the Buick LeSabre
VCRs WERE my crack back in the day!
The Rainbow Room 😂😂😂😂😂
This has actually happened to me in college! I gave a homeless guy i thought i new from the gas station a ride and it turned out i didnt know him it wasnt the guy i thought it was. SCARY AS HELL. Then he asks me if he can smoke in my car, im like sure w.e. dont kill me man. He then starts rumaging around my center console for a pen and then pulls out this package out of his pocket and started smoking crack from a "pen pipe". He got so high he forgot where he wanted me to take him and i ended up going to the police station and hoping out of the car before he could choke the living shit out of me.
Andrew Walker your gay and not a man
Andrew Walker what the hell was this argument
Tyler Maloney What argument
Andrew Walker you're gay and not a man? you piss in your sleep?
Tyler Maloney ??? why care. hes a crack head who got offended. and since he tried to lucid dream i made the assumption that he has nocturnal dreams and seminal emmisions lmao
Ahh man that was gold
Yup. I have 2 similar stories. Can't help many or nearly all of these people.
He took him to cop drugs and let him get his fix right there in the car....oh dear priceless
Hey I'm close to that. I live about 35 mins from D town and my Jeep gets 1000 feet to the gallon 😋 I knew I liked him for a reason
Presents a crack cocaine 😂😂😂😂
These videos are all awesome. Super cool stories, but that full minute of opening of people being sad + people having fun is just weird xD
I am from Detroit and I can tell you this. Detroit is not for the weak. Leave Jeff alone. lol
Good story
"Square radius" 😂
lol luv him!!!
My face feel TF off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His crackhead impersonation was spot on.
This same exact shit happened to me in Baltimore.
Baltimore Stay Trill
Jeff's conversation with person that wacked him with the a bat "aye man , let me borrow your VCR so i can watch a movie , its The Mack".guy.."by Felicia" ...PINNNG.
LOL My man was SCROOCHED down in the seat, smoking crack...
Meanwhile half the people watching this video are wondering what a VCR is.
MAybe we should Give it one more try OMFG LMAO Jeff
Keegan knows he was buying for himself
Detroit!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
After having watched Ross Cappichioni’s story, I was like he’s lucky to be alive
He kept it real lol.
"hope you don't mind" hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Ho-Lee SMOKES! I was born in '90 and live near 8 and Coolidge! Baby me could've met KMK AND a shifty crackhead that day!!
I love Keith and Peete, really funny!!
a'crack a'cocaine!
THE BEST!!! F’kn JEFF!!! lol
I hate that I can laugh at this and recognizes pain. at the same time. it's moments like that that make you wonder why anybody would want to do crack.
fearless
Damn he's good