I really like it to be named "The Special Plate" because it shows that he was taught to be rewarded when he achieved something but that made him think that he deserved Katie just for a good soccer score. I really like that title 🤯
In my head I was thinking "Please god don't let him say nothing buck wild" And then he blows away all my expectations with what he actually said, my heart sank.
Naomi Jones IKR. As the story went along I started thinking that this one's a fair bit tamer than a lot of the others I've seen from this show. Prison riots, body horror, buying drugs, selling drugs, attempting to poison their dad... and Michael's talking about a crush he had when he was 10? I was a bit disappointed really because I was excited to look at this one since I like him from The Daily Show. And then he said... what he said to Katie. Jesus Christ. Wow.
My mom also made a special plate, its red with a heart painted in the middle of it. And we still use it haha. The last time I used it was when I bought my first house last week.
Wow. It started a little slow with some funny parts, but then it took a captivating turn and had an impactful ending. Very good. Of course, it was expected considering he scored 6 goals- one as a goalie.
I have a few of those moments myself. In your 40's, you physically cringe when they creep into your mind as your driving down the road. My life review at the end of the tunnel is going to be a horror show when they get to my 11 - 18 years.
I still remember the girl I had a crush on, at the eighth-grade dance she told me, “I want nothing to do with you.” It was my last memory of her, and it was the last time I saw her. I was devastated. I was hurt for a very long time. I didn’t talk about that night for about 20 years. Sometimes children can say cruel, hurtful things to other children without understanding the consequences of their words. Children, because they’re still learning about their emotions, take pain like that at a deeper level than an adult would. As an adult, you brush it off and move on. As a child, you take that rejection even harder.
was it really cruel? sounds like it was just direct and honest. us men are always complaining that women aren't direct with their feelings and wishes towards us. you actually got what we are always hoping for. you just wish it was different news. not cruel.
Dem, mine said “Ew no” and mocked me with her friends, 2 months after my rejection she sent me a message gave me hope but just made up a story that I was harassing her, and a friend stopped talking to me after telling me that that was disgusting :0
@@adamtapparo2168 As another oldest child, well played. I also like to find those common threads that were created in childhood, and weave a delightful tapestry that be brought out to admire year after year.
I remember watching this guy on Live at Gotham doing like a 3 minute set. After every silly joke he would raise his hand and say "hi-five, Mike Kosta." Just kept repeating it, and it made me remember him for 12 years. Glad he's doing well.
Good on you bro, I have made the same mistake of making a comment before the video was over, but I have never scored 6 goals, 1 as a goalie, but it's only because I've never played goalie, or even soccer for that matter. I hate soccer, but Kate sounds good though.
Commenting before watching the whole video was to try and get some early likes. But the edit... was to get more likes. It's all about them internet points. Stop it. Get some help. lol
I've been watching this show show for a while now, and I think this is the fist time I went "Ooh, shit!" out loud a couple of times! Great episode. 😂😂😂
The fact that you felt anything about what you did shows that you have conscious remorse and empathy for the person you hurt. You were very young and emotional and not equipped enough to deal with your thoughts and feelings properly. You're obviously a lot older, wiser and very well capable of handling yourself as opposed to when you were a boy and you can deal with your problems better. You went out of your way to see if you could try to address an issue (even if it might be too late) and now I hope you've found the strength to forgive yourself. If she did see this I hope she forgave you and if not, keep pushing forward and press for the good anyway. Cheers man.
My hand straight flew to my open mouth, involuntarily, in an otherwise empty apartment. These clips aren’t really funny, but they’re DEFINITELY valuable, and unquestionably, Comedy.
I just got to that part. Tbh I almost didn't continue watching from there. And that apology at the end was lackluster as fuck. Holy fucking shit that hurt to watch.
well what did you expect? for him to fall to his knees and plead for forgiveness? he made a fool outo f himself on stage and said sorry. that is enough.
When I was 21, I had been in a relationship with my ex of 5 years. I had these weird dreams that her mom and I were speaking in a white lobby and in the middle of our conversation she’d be called away. I kept it to myself. Wasn’t until this girl And I went on a “break”... that’s when the dream really came into fruition. Her mom went through chemo therapy and all that jazz. All the while my ex slept around, lied about our relationship to everyone around her, saying it was over, making me look like a stalker, while leading me on in the process. Her mother died of cancer on Dec. 2016. I know I can never fix the past but if I could, I’d speak up about her mom.
6 Goals in soccer is ok. But Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon
Jeanicia Sparkles did you see the one about how his dad left him in the projects for crack and it messed the guys whole life up? Cause that one’s a doozy
we have a special plate, you get it on your birthday, graduation, or if you achieve something impressive, but it's usually just in the dish cupboard and we don't use it.
My family had a special plate too! But ours was a little different, you only got to eat on it on your birthday. It was red, really thick, and around the edge in nice calligraphy it said “You are special today”. I think there were some little designs around the inside too, can’t fully remember. The big difference is that our special plate had something to do with my family being French/Norwegian, but based in Minnesota. Every year they would have a huge family reunion there, I went to one back in 1989 when I was a kid. I saw the same plate at a thrift store one day, don’t know why I didn’t buy it.
TheGrandGamers. So what you are saying is majority of you (the consumers) dont care for criative talent that went into making these intros? Costume and set creators, camera operators, special effects artists and actors work went into what you cannot wait to bypass coz it's as you call it "bullshit"...
Ay, groovy mate. dropping down a thumbs up so he can see this and preferably cringe at his past finding him so quickly. lol well... "Quickly" As quickly as it be.
It's literally in latin on your arms it flows will on your left and worker on your right, together they are the term will worker and it means a being related to gods greats and you can easily hurt people with it or bless people with it....to be raw and very careful with it will serve you well...also don't use it for evil...then it kills you slowly.
This should have been titled "6 Goals, One As A Goalie"
I feel like he's kinda disappointed that it wasn't.
@@jamietodd2560 😂
But that's even worse than the intro. Because the punchline is the title itself.
I really like it to be named "The Special Plate" because it shows that he was taught to be rewarded when he achieved something but that made him think that he deserved Katie just for a good soccer score. I really like that title 🤯
Or Sorry Katie.
In my head I was thinking "Please god don't let him say nothing buck wild"
And then he blows away all my expectations with what he actually said, my heart sank.
That was....more impactful than I anticipated
Naomi Jones IKR. As the story went along I started thinking that this one's a fair bit tamer than a lot of the others I've seen from this show. Prison riots, body horror, buying drugs, selling drugs, attempting to poison their dad... and Michael's talking about a crush he had when he was 10? I was a bit disappointed really because I was excited to look at this one since I like him from The Daily Show.
And then he said... what he said to Katie. Jesus Christ. Wow.
Yeah, jaw dropped. Didn't expect it haha
I felt the same way about the intro too
I’m gonna go ahead and assume he wasn’t the one eating off the special plate that night.
My mom also made a special plate, its red with a heart painted in the middle of it. And we still use it haha. The last time I used it was when I bought my first house last week.
Lars VanBarbecue congrats on the new house
Lars VanBarbecue Aw!! That's so adorable :')
Congrats
Lars VanBarbecue that's adorable! Congratulations 🎈!
That subtle flex.
How am I getting second hand embarrassment from 27 years ago, tf I wasn’t even alive
and secondhand guilt, OMG!
@HappyC Is Me you really made this about politics, huh.
@HappyC Is Me mad lad
@HappyC Is Me wow all that hate for no reason
right
very strange to watch this given my name lol
Well do you accept his apology or not?
@@willycorder4840 i would also like to know this
We are waiting!
Did you really make an account just to make this comment?! Epic.
Wtf trippy af
Wow. It started a little slow with some funny parts, but then it took a captivating turn and had an impactful ending. Very good.
Of course, it was expected considering he scored 6 goals- one as a goalie.
I have a few of those moments myself. In your 40's, you physically cringe when they creep into your mind as your driving down the road. My life review at the end of the tunnel is going to be a horror show when they get to my 11 - 18 years.
Well now I want to know if Katie saw this
Dude, therapy will help you.
CH Inc. Most under rated comment I've seen in a long time.
Stevie, stop reading the incel forums, holy shit. You're the sexist here dude.
Hey, man, good luck with the rest of puberty.
Sorry Katie died 3 days ago
Dude straight rekt Katie's entire life
He has the gift
nope. losing her mother did that. he just put a sticker on that baggage.
he needs business card that simply state "6 goals, 1 as a goalie"
do you know how selfish you have to be with the ball to score as a goalie?
I still remember the girl I had a crush on, at the eighth-grade dance she told me, “I want nothing to do with you.” It was my last memory of her, and it was the last time I saw her. I was devastated. I was hurt for a very long time. I didn’t talk about that night for about 20 years. Sometimes children can say cruel, hurtful things to other children without understanding the consequences of their words. Children, because they’re still learning about their emotions, take pain like that at a deeper level than an adult would. As an adult, you brush it off and move on. As a child, you take that rejection even harder.
was it really cruel? sounds like it was just direct and honest. us men are always complaining that women aren't direct with their feelings and wishes towards us. you actually got what we are always hoping for. you just wish it was different news. not cruel.
Dem, mine said “Ew no” and mocked me with her friends, 2 months after my rejection she sent me a message gave me hope but just made up a story that I was harassing her, and a friend stopped talking to me after telling me that that was disgusting :0
@@mauigonz😂
That turned dark real quick! 😂😂😂
We also had a special plate, but my brother broke it accidentally and I just call him periodically to remind him that he broke the special plate.
That's the kind of thing my sister does. Let me guess: Are you older?
@@jocelyndejung9710 damn straight, 5 years older
@@adamtapparo2168 As another oldest child, well played. I also like to find those common threads that were created in childhood, and weave a delightful tapestry that be brought out to admire year after year.
If we had a special plate, my older brother would have broken it.
finding all the special plates and breaking them is a way of life. Vive la revolution!
Wow, what a suddenly and terribly sad story.
Of all stories comedians tell, this was the most well told. I think I'll believe it
I remember watching this guy on Live at Gotham doing like a 3 minute set. After every silly joke he would raise his hand and say "hi-five, Mike Kosta." Just kept repeating it, and it made me remember him for 12 years. Glad he's doing well.
He scored 6 1 as a goalie.
Edit: The ending :( Rest In Peace Katies Mom.
Good on you bro, I have made the same mistake of making a comment before the video was over, but I have never scored 6 goals, 1 as a goalie, but it's only because I've never played goalie, or even soccer for that matter.
I hate soccer, but Kate sounds good though.
whyd you edit, just make a new comment
calvi in california that’s useless
Commenting before watching the whole video was to try and get some early likes.
But the edit... was to get more likes.
It's all about them internet points.
Stop it. Get some help.
lol
Someone find Katie
Someone mentioned she's dead but that could've been trolling.
Տςհաҽҽժվ ᏖᎧᎴᎴ it better be, cus I don’t think this dude is going to heaven to apologize
heard this when it came out..... and now again over 9 months later... that revelation still drops my jaw
These are too good. Not always hilarious but instead really interesting and entertaining
I've been watching this show show for a while now, and I think this is the fist time I went "Ooh, shit!" out loud a couple of times! Great episode. 😂😂😂
Thats exacly whats hapoenin rn wit me im watchin all of them back and this one made me like dammmmmmm
The fact that you felt anything about what you did shows that you have conscious remorse and empathy for the person you hurt. You were very young and emotional and not equipped enough to deal with your thoughts and feelings properly. You're obviously a lot older, wiser and very well capable of handling yourself as opposed to when you were a boy and you can deal with your problems better. You went out of your way to see if you could try to address an issue (even if it might be too late) and now I hope you've found the strength to forgive yourself.
If she did see this I hope she forgave you and if not, keep pushing forward and press for the good anyway. Cheers man.
@Vega Crux At least he used his time to right a wrong. Whether he she saw it or not, he took care of business.
@Vega Crux Also, I don't think he's still pining for Katie, he just wanted to say he was sorry and I think he did a great job.
@I leave comments but never read replies. damn your cynical
I leave comments, but RUclips only tells me about two responses a day from the phone app.
Aw man, you can really hear the true awful regret in his voice in the last few sentences.
10:53 oh no... oh no... oh my dear god no
My hand straight flew to my open mouth, involuntarily, in an otherwise empty apartment. These clips aren’t really funny, but they’re DEFINITELY valuable, and unquestionably, Comedy.
i also did that. i just covered my mouth with my hand and was just repeating the comment i left
I just got to that part. Tbh I almost didn't continue watching from there. And that apology at the end was lackluster as fuck. Holy fucking shit that hurt to watch.
well what did you expect? for him to fall to his knees and plead for forgiveness? he made a fool outo f himself on stage and said sorry. that is enough.
Yeah.
This man has been carring that for along time and God blessed him with the perfect outlet to apologize in a major way. I hope Katie T forgives him.
Gotta say, after all these years, that kid went for the jugular though. His killer instincts are over 9000
When he said, "and I said 'i hope your mom dies in the hospital.'" I audibly went, "OHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNN _NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO_ "
I gasped out loud.
My face looked like a fish out of water when I heard that
SAME
I did too 😮😮😮😮
RIP to her mother, I hope she sees this and finds forgiveness in her heart =)
This pegged my Holy Shit Scale.
Now this guy's good.
😳 Well.. this ruined my day! Ty!
came for the lolz but got the feelz.
This piece was smart and sensitive and as most Kosta pieces, of course, hilarious 😁
I love this guy!
we were going straight and out of nowhere we took a spiral down hill lmao
He's explaining his apology in his way, through his eyes.Seems like everyone is just ready to write down hateful words.
dude looks like he's gonna join the tunnel snakes
When I was 21, I had been in a relationship with my ex of 5 years. I had these weird dreams that her mom and I were speaking in a white lobby and in the middle of our conversation she’d be called away. I kept it to myself. Wasn’t until this girl
And I went on a “break”... that’s when the dream really came into fruition. Her mom went through chemo therapy and all that jazz. All the while my ex slept around, lied about our relationship to everyone around her, saying it was over, making me look like a stalker, while leading me on in the process. Her mother died of cancer on Dec. 2016.
I know I can never fix the past but if I could, I’d speak up about her mom.
Pretty much everything on the face of this Earth is carcinogenic. The dream you had was a coincidence. The guilt you feel is not necessary.
When you beat up your school bully, you just go to your room... and your dad secretly brings you the special plate and says "Good job son" lol
not gonna lie, I teared up at the end
6 Goals in soccer is ok. But Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon
Obey The Law thank you for this... I can't say how many people will get it or even see it... But, I want you to know that I do and I did.
interesting.. I remember all of that except the name of the school Andrew Johnson and the nemesis Spare Tire.
6 goals AND one as the goalie
That's cool and all, but Michael Kosta scored 6 goals, one as a goalie.
Damn right Bundy did! Hes a high school legend for that lolololol
If my family had a special plate, I would never get the opportunity to eat off of it.
I am sorry I can't think of a cool username eat off not eat out man wtf
Lol ikr i was just like wtf it aint a special bowl
Dr Wolfenstein it ain't that big a deal bro. This is RUclips. Stop being a fucking grammar nazi. Jeez. (Also, I didn't really notice it while typing.)
Just sounded a bit adult is all lol I'm not trippin
If my family would have used a goddamn plate like that, I'd go to there house and smash the plate in front of it.
These stories are getting depressing. I’m scared to click the next video tbh
Jeanicia Sparkles did you see the one about how his dad left him in the projects for crack and it messed the guys whole life up? Cause that one’s a doozy
Tell me about it. Comedians are sad people.
love every one of these stories in the series, but have to fast forward through nearly every intro skit
I skip every skit. They are all creepy and some are disturbing…
These intro was actually pretty good
I'm 60 and i sometimes say messed up stuff to people i love. LORD please help me.
i cannot see the name 'Kosta' without thinking of Chris D'elia's crowdwork set at Gotham :D
That dude with the long hair behind him is all over stand up comedy videos lol.
WoW hand me down pocket checks were like a lottery wasnt they. 🤣🤣🤣
That escalated quickly
I have seen this 100 times burt for some reason it's made me laugh until it hurts
I didn't know diarrhea was a verb
Lol nerd
The Re - Return love the profile pic.
It is contingent on how severe it is.
The Re - Return and a Lumina is a car not a van.
Skookum Bitingfish They had a van too. Just as bad as the car.
Wait, I think I missed it, how many goals did he score?
6, one as a goalie.
Damnit I was not prepared for that at all
How have I never heard of him? Hilarious 😂
Do you know how selfish you have to be to score 6 goals and one as a goalie 😂😂😂😂
I think this the only comedy set that I've ever reflexively paused. Wow.
haha ,sounds like Katie rubbed him raw without even having to touch him .
Holly shit I didn't see this one coming. LMAO
Damn bro somebody call Katie T
I've been crying all morning and comedy usually helps but this did not . 😭
THIS IS A PLOY!!!
He is trying to get back the privileges he lost on that day! ;)
I think he got his "comedy act" and his therapy appt confused,,,🙄
Where's my check?🤔🤣🤣
9:50 bro, there was too much social pressure on her to choose you as science partner.. glad you could man up and apologize
What a 'stand up' guy
THIS IS A SAD FUCKING STORY. I'M CRYING NOW
Dude. Well done!!
Watched this at least 10 times over the last couple years, I tear up everytime at the end... Funny as fuck though
Awesomeness Wonderful storyteller
Right in the feels with this one
I scored as a goalie, headbutted it across the field, don't remember much after that
Pics or it didn't happen.
Brilliant on many levels!
No Hard Feelings cuz in the end we're all Dust in the wind.
we have a special plate, you get it on your birthday, graduation, or if you achieve something impressive, but it's usually just in the dish cupboard and we don't use it.
My family had a special plate too! But ours was a little different, you only got to eat on it on your birthday. It was red, really thick, and around the edge in nice calligraphy it said “You are special today”. I think there were some little designs around the inside too, can’t fully remember. The big difference is that our special plate had something to do with my family being French/Norwegian, but based in Minnesota. Every year they would have a huge family reunion there, I went to one back in 1989 when I was a kid. I saw the same plate at a thrift store one day, don’t know why I didn’t buy it.
1:07
Thank you, a minute long into is such overkill.
I actually like these intros... Don't be hating.
Philip Wagner i
@NotMe, it's almost like you can watch them without having to do anything different
but the majority of us want to skip the bullshit, so we do
TheGrandGamers. So what you are saying is majority of you (the consumers) dont care for criative talent that went into making these intros? Costume and set creators, camera operators, special effects artists and actors work went into what you cannot wait to bypass coz it's as you call it "bullshit"...
This is so amazingly sad I had goosebumps
Well that's 13mins I'm not getting back from life.
That took a turn so fast I have whiplash!
Woh!! That was powerful!
how could she not pick him he scored six, one as a goalie
Sorry I was chosen by Katie and not you, btw we got a 100 sucka
Drop the snap
Vadaski lol me ?
Did yall scissor?
Ay, groovy mate. dropping down a thumbs up so he can see this and preferably cringe at his past finding him so quickly. lol
well... "Quickly" As quickly as it be.
I still remember the girl in 7th Grade Art class who said to me "....you are SOO ugly!!"
James Patrick I can’t imagine how badly that fucked Katie up. Her mom’s dying and her “friend” did that? Just wow
I always want to leave a dislike for the intro but a like for the comedy.
God damn Roy wood jr
We went to the same elementary school and we did the same thing with the cards and projects
Fml I just wanted to laugh when I clicked on this, goddamn.
He’s like Stan, instead of barfing whilst around his crush, he gets poopy
You really grew up in a big family you get a hand me down jacket with shit in the pockets lol
Does anyone know who the Katie is and if she saw this and reacted?
I understand exactly what he means when you get the bubble guts around someone you really like....ITS AWFUL😭😫
I know exactly what happened and why she passed and metaphysically you are massively gifted
It's literally in latin on your arms it flows will on your left and worker on your right, together they are the term will worker and it means a being related to gods greats and you can easily hurt people with it or bless people with it....to be raw and very careful with it will serve you well...also don't use it for evil...then it kills you slowly.
This is crazier than Al Bundy scoring 4 touchdowns in one game!
This guy’s dad was comedy 😂😂😂
Well that escalated quickly.
my hand-me-down winter jacket came with used tissues in the pockets.
He should make that into a romcom
We need updates
Now this is what you'd call brutal.
This just left me depressed