Michael Kosta - The Special Plate - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Extended
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2018
- When Michael Kosta's childhood crush didn't want to be his lab partner, he definitely overreacted.
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This should have been titled "6 Goals, One As A Goalie"
I feel like he's kinda disappointed that it wasn't.
@@jamietodd2560 😂
But that's even worse than the intro. Because the punchline is the title itself.
I really like it to be named "The Special Plate" because it shows that he was taught to be rewarded when he achieved something but that made him think that he deserved Katie just for a good soccer score. I really like that title 🤯
Or Sorry Katie.
I’m gonna go ahead and assume he wasn’t the one eating off the special plate that night.
In my head I was thinking "Please god don't let him say nothing buck wild"
And then he blows away all my expectations with what he actually said, my heart sank.
That was....more impactful than I anticipated
Naomi Jones IKR. As the story went along I started thinking that this one's a fair bit tamer than a lot of the others I've seen from this show. Prison riots, body horror, buying drugs, selling drugs, attempting to poison their dad... and Michael's talking about a crush he had when he was 10? I was a bit disappointed really because I was excited to look at this one since I like him from The Daily Show.
And then he said... what he said to Katie. Jesus Christ. Wow.
Yeah, jaw dropped. Didn't expect it haha
I felt the same way about the intro too
My mom also made a special plate, its red with a heart painted in the middle of it. And we still use it haha. The last time I used it was when I bought my first house last week.
Lars VanBarbecue congrats on the new house
Lars VanBarbecue Aw!! That's so adorable :')
Congrats
Lars VanBarbecue that's adorable! Congratulations 🎈!
That subtle flex.
very strange to watch this given my name lol
Well do you accept his apology or not?
@@willycorder4840 i would also like to know this
We are waiting!
Did you really make an account just to make this comment?! Epic.
Wtf trippy af
How am I getting second hand embarrassment from 27 years ago, tf I wasn’t even alive
and secondhand guilt, OMG!
@HappyC Is Me you really made this about politics, huh.
@HappyC Is Me mad lad
@HappyC Is Me wow all that hate for no reason
right
Well now I want to know if Katie saw this
Dude, therapy will help you.
CH Inc. Most under rated comment I've seen in a long time.
Stevie, stop reading the incel forums, holy shit. You're the sexist here dude.
Hey, man, good luck with the rest of puberty.
Sorry Katie died 3 days ago
I have a few of those moments myself. In your 40's, you physically cringe when they creep into your mind as your driving down the road. My life review at the end of the tunnel is going to be a horror show when they get to my 11 - 18 years.
I still remember the girl I had a crush on, at the eighth-grade dance she told me, “I want nothing to do with you.” It was my last memory of her, and it was the last time I saw her. I was devastated. I was hurt for a very long time. I didn’t talk about that night for about 20 years. Sometimes children can say cruel, hurtful things to other children without understanding the consequences of their words. Children, because they’re still learning about their emotions, take pain like that at a deeper level than an adult would. As an adult, you brush it off and move on. As a child, you take that rejection even harder.
was it really cruel? sounds like it was just direct and honest. us men are always complaining that women aren't direct with their feelings and wishes towards us. you actually got what we are always hoping for. you just wish it was different news. not cruel.
Dem, mine said “Ew no” and mocked me with her friends, 2 months after my rejection she sent me a message gave me hope but just made up a story that I was harassing her, and a friend stopped talking to me after telling me that that was disgusting :0
@@mauigonz😂
Wow. It started a little slow with some funny parts, but then it took a captivating turn and had an impactful ending. Very good.
Of course, it was expected considering he scored 6 goals- one as a goalie.
We also had a special plate, but my brother broke it accidentally and I just call him periodically to remind him that he broke the special plate.
That's the kind of thing my sister does. Let me guess: Are you older?
@@jocelyndejung9710 damn straight, 5 years older
@@adamtapparo2168 As another oldest child, well played. I also like to find those common threads that were created in childhood, and weave a delightful tapestry that be brought out to admire year after year.
If we had a special plate, my older brother would have broken it.
finding all the special plates and breaking them is a way of life. Vive la revolution!
Dude straight rekt Katie's entire life
He has the gift
nope. losing her mother did that. he just put a sticker on that baggage.
This man has been carring that for along time and God blessed him with the perfect outlet to apologize in a major way. I hope Katie T forgives him.
he needs business card that simply state "6 goals, 1 as a goalie"
do you know how selfish you have to be with the ball to score as a goalie?
That turned dark real quick! 😂😂😂
He scored 6 1 as a goalie.
Edit: The ending :( Rest In Peace Katies Mom.
Good on you bro, I have made the same mistake of making a comment before the video was over, but I have never scored 6 goals, 1 as a goalie, but it's only because I've never played goalie, or even soccer for that matter.
I hate soccer, but Kate sounds good though.
whyd you edit, just make a new comment
calvi in california that’s useless
Commenting before watching the whole video was to try and get some early likes.
But the edit... was to get more likes.
It's all about them internet points.
Stop it. Get some help.
lol
Aw man, you can really hear the true awful regret in his voice in the last few sentences.
Wow, what a suddenly and terribly sad story.
Someone find Katie
Someone mentioned she's dead but that could've been trolling.
Տςհաҽҽժվ ᏖᎧᎴᎴ it better be, cus I don’t think this dude is going to heaven to apologize
Of all stories comedians tell, this was the most well told. I think I'll believe it
When he said, "and I said 'i hope your mom dies in the hospital.'" I audibly went, "OHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNN _NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO_ "
I gasped out loud.
My face looked like a fish out of water when I heard that
SAME
I did too 😮😮😮😮
These are too good. Not always hilarious but instead really interesting and entertaining
The fact that you felt anything about what you did shows that you have conscious remorse and empathy for the person you hurt. You were very young and emotional and not equipped enough to deal with your thoughts and feelings properly. You're obviously a lot older, wiser and very well capable of handling yourself as opposed to when you were a boy and you can deal with your problems better. You went out of your way to see if you could try to address an issue (even if it might be too late) and now I hope you've found the strength to forgive yourself.
If she did see this I hope she forgave you and if not, keep pushing forward and press for the good anyway. Cheers man.
@Vega Crux At least he used his time to right a wrong. Whether he she saw it or not, he took care of business.
@Vega Crux Also, I don't think he's still pining for Katie, he just wanted to say he was sorry and I think he did a great job.
@I leave comments but never read replies. damn your cynical
I leave comments, but RUclips only tells me about two responses a day from the phone app.
heard this when it came out..... and now again over 9 months later... that revelation still drops my jaw
I remember watching this guy on Live at Gotham doing like a 3 minute set. After every silly joke he would raise his hand and say "hi-five, Mike Kosta." Just kept repeating it, and it made me remember him for 12 years. Glad he's doing well.
This pegged my Holy Shit Scale.
10:53 oh no... oh no... oh my dear god no
My hand straight flew to my open mouth, involuntarily, in an otherwise empty apartment. These clips aren’t really funny, but they’re DEFINITELY valuable, and unquestionably, Comedy.
i also did that. i just covered my mouth with my hand and was just repeating the comment i left
I just got to that part. Tbh I almost didn't continue watching from there. And that apology at the end was lackluster as fuck. Holy fucking shit that hurt to watch.
well what did you expect? for him to fall to his knees and plead for forgiveness? he made a fool outo f himself on stage and said sorry. that is enough.
Yeah.
Now this guy's good.
came for the lolz but got the feelz.
I've been watching this show show for a while now, and I think this is the fist time I went "Ooh, shit!" out loud a couple of times! Great episode. 😂😂😂
Thats exacly whats hapoenin rn wit me im watchin all of them back and this one made me like dammmmmmm
RIP to her mother, I hope she sees this and finds forgiveness in her heart =)
This piece was smart and sensitive and as most Kosta pieces, of course, hilarious 😁
I love this guy!
we were going straight and out of nowhere we took a spiral down hill lmao
He's explaining his apology in his way, through his eyes.Seems like everyone is just ready to write down hateful words.
not gonna lie, I teared up at the end
dude looks like he's gonna join the tunnel snakes
THIS IS A PLOY!!!
He is trying to get back the privileges he lost on that day! ;)
When I was 21, I had been in a relationship with my ex of 5 years. I had these weird dreams that her mom and I were speaking in a white lobby and in the middle of our conversation she’d be called away. I kept it to myself. Wasn’t until this girl
And I went on a “break”... that’s when the dream really came into fruition. Her mom went through chemo therapy and all that jazz. All the while my ex slept around, lied about our relationship to everyone around her, saying it was over, making me look like a stalker, while leading me on in the process. Her mother died of cancer on Dec. 2016.
I know I can never fix the past but if I could, I’d speak up about her mom.
Pretty much everything on the face of this Earth is carcinogenic. The dream you had was a coincidence. The guilt you feel is not necessary.
These intro was actually pretty good
Could we do away with the opening for every single episode or at least shorten it
dustbuster_9_million 5 double clicks right side of screen will skip the intro
Yeah, it's supposed to be at the beginning of the tv show, not before every story.
Dude. Well done!!
That escalated quickly
love every one of these stories in the series, but have to fast forward through nearly every intro skit
I skip every skit. They are all creepy and some are disturbing…
Brilliant on many levels!
6 Goals in soccer is ok. But Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon
Obey The Law thank you for this... I can't say how many people will get it or even see it... But, I want you to know that I do and I did.
interesting.. I remember all of that except the name of the school Andrew Johnson and the nemesis Spare Tire.
6 goals AND one as the goalie
That's cool and all, but Michael Kosta scored 6 goals, one as a goalie.
Damn right Bundy did! Hes a high school legend for that lolololol
How have I never heard of him? Hilarious 😂
I'm 60 and i sometimes say messed up stuff to people i love. LORD please help me.
i cannot see the name 'Kosta' without thinking of Chris D'elia's crowdwork set at Gotham :D
I didn't know diarrhea was a verb
Lol nerd
The Re - Return love the profile pic.
It is contingent on how severe it is.
The Re - Return and a Lumina is a car not a van.
Skookum Bitingfish They had a van too. Just as bad as the car.
That dude with the long hair behind him is all over stand up comedy videos lol.
Damnit I was not prepared for that at all
This is so amazingly sad I had goosebumps
When you beat up your school bully, you just go to your room... and your dad secretly brings you the special plate and says "Good job son" lol
These stories are getting depressing. I’m scared to click the next video tbh
Jeanicia Sparkles did you see the one about how his dad left him in the projects for crack and it messed the guys whole life up? Cause that one’s a doozy
Tell me about it. Comedians are sad people.
Damn bro somebody call Katie T
Right in the feels with this one
Awesomeness Wonderful storyteller
😳 Well.. this ruined my day! Ty!
Absolutely wow.
Woh!! That was powerful!
The intro had my dying
Holly shit I didn't see this one coming. LMAO
I normally hate those long ass intros but that shit was funny as fuck there’s no way I’m not eating that pig
WoW hand me down pocket checks were like a lottery wasnt they. 🤣🤣🤣
haha ,sounds like Katie rubbed him raw without even having to touch him .
That took a turn so fast I have whiplash!
I think this the only comedy set that I've ever reflexively paused. Wow.
Gotta say, after all these years, that kid went for the jugular though. His killer instincts are over 9000
Do you know how selfish you have to be to score 6 goals and one as a goalie 😂😂😂😂
I have seen this 100 times burt for some reason it's made me laugh until it hurts
I scored as a goalie, headbutted it across the field, don't remember much after that
Pics or it didn't happen.
What a 'stand up' guy
If my family had a special plate, I would never get the opportunity to eat off of it.
I am sorry I can't think of a cool username eat off not eat out man wtf
Lol ikr i was just like wtf it aint a special bowl
Dr Wolfenstein it ain't that big a deal bro. This is RUclips. Stop being a fucking grammar nazi. Jeez. (Also, I didn't really notice it while typing.)
Just sounded a bit adult is all lol I'm not trippin
If my family would have used a goddamn plate like that, I'd go to there house and smash the plate in front of it.
Sorry I was chosen by Katie and not you, btw we got a 100 sucka
Drop the snap
Vadaski lol me ?
Did yall scissor?
Ay, groovy mate. dropping down a thumbs up so he can see this and preferably cringe at his past finding him so quickly. lol
well... "Quickly" As quickly as it be.
Wait, I think I missed it, how many goals did he score?
6, one as a goalie.
Solid finish
I've been crying all morning and comedy usually helps but this did not . 😭
No Hard Feelings cuz in the end we're all Dust in the wind.
That is pretty funny! 😂
THIS IS A SAD FUCKING STORY. I'M CRYING NOW
9:50 bro, there was too much social pressure on her to choose you as science partner.. glad you could man up and apologize
Watched this at least 10 times over the last couple years, I tear up everytime at the end... Funny as fuck though
"And I'm donating the proceeds from this night to...?" :P
Well that escalated quickly.
That intro hurt my heart. But it prepared me for his story.
What if Katie is in the audience at the time?
Awe, they had a Dustbuster APV! one of my favorite hated cars!
My grandma had a Lumina sedan......but when he said van.....i thought I was the only one who remembered those 😂
true hero
We need updates
This just left me depressed
kostas are winners lmaaaaoo
how could she not pick him he scored six, one as a goalie
He should make that into a romcom
what a display of humanity
Well that's 13mins I'm not getting back from life.
This guy’s dad was comedy 😂😂😂
1:07
Thank you, a minute long into is such overkill.
I actually like these intros... Don't be hating.
Philip Wagner i
@NotMe, it's almost like you can watch them without having to do anything different
but the majority of us want to skip the bullshit, so we do
TheGrandGamers. So what you are saying is majority of you (the consumers) dont care for criative talent that went into making these intros? Costume and set creators, camera operators, special effects artists and actors work went into what you cannot wait to bypass coz it's as you call it "bullshit"...
This is a good story
I think he got his "comedy act" and his therapy appt confused,,,🙄
Where's my check?🤔🤣🤣