Mayo Man's Dark Return...

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  3 года назад +5057

    I livestream now, follow the funny here.
    www.twitch.tv/pyrocynical

  • @JustGoldy77
    @JustGoldy77 3 года назад +3713

    He’s stopped bullying the underaged and has started bullying the middle aged.

    • @Someweebwithinternetaccess
      @Someweebwithinternetaccess 3 года назад +320

      character development

    • @gualt6762
      @gualt6762 3 года назад +129

      can’t wait until he starts bullying the dead💯

    • @seacreeper816
      @seacreeper816 3 года назад +5

      I like kids yum

    • @DenajM25
      @DenajM25 3 года назад +7

      How does this has 56 likes! THE VID WAS POSTED 25 SECUNDS AGO!!!

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 года назад +19

      The Pyrocynical cycle

  • @iwazaruK7
    @iwazaruK7 3 года назад +3045

    “There’s a difference between being charismatic and filling up the dead air with noise” is my new favorite statement, thank you Pyro.

  • @Bestreader10
    @Bestreader10 3 года назад +2955

    Why did that “Hells Kitchen” violin actually fit with that moment?!?

  • @trooper183
    @trooper183 3 года назад +874

    This dude could make it big as a Danny DeVito impersonator

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 3 года назад +52

      he doesn't have the charisma or talent for that

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 3 года назад +30

      Danny DeVito is infinitely more charismatic than Ed. Ill bang Danny if given a choice

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 3 года назад +15

      Aint nobody gonna match the godlike presence of the "Trashman" himself

    •  3 года назад +18

      He sure is trash, but he can't impersonate the Trashman

    • @bensbikex510
      @bensbikex510 3 года назад +3

      Who needs charisma when you've got a wad of hundreds and a magnum dong?

  • @Arthur_TV
    @Arthur_TV 3 года назад +14096

    big ed's love life is like a car crash you just can't look away from

  • @dragonpickelman4014
    @dragonpickelman4014 3 года назад +2343

    They should have played the “Hells Kitchen” violin when Ed tried to kiss her

    • @theshoe17
      @theshoe17 3 года назад +110

      Bro I won't lie I cringed so hard I had to stop the vid and take a walk

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +48

      @@theshoe17 I do that too when I cringe so hard. Glad I'm not the only one lol.

    • @SovietMarmalade
      @SovietMarmalade 3 года назад +1

      You mean Kitchen Nightmares?

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 3 года назад +4

      It's called a waterphone

    • @dragonpickelman4014
      @dragonpickelman4014 3 года назад +14

      @@SovietMarmalade It does the sound effect on both shows but yeah I should've said Kitchen Nightmares

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +9168

    "seeing Liz get emotion tonight and crying, i see that as a positive"
    ah yes, the release of tears is sweet nectar for big ed.

  • @cxhxzz5679
    @cxhxzz5679 3 года назад +341

    Big ed with a moustache looks like a drug cartel boss

  • @thomaspontet8241
    @thomaspontet8241 3 года назад +3539

    Ed looks like the 3D rendering of how people would evolve to survive car crashes

    • @carsondubs
      @carsondubs 3 года назад +189

      Now that you bring it up, what do think the limit is for Ed? I bet he could easily survive a 70 mph car crash.

    • @vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911
      @vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 3 года назад +82

      The guy is so short that the car crash would even affect him

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 3 года назад +92

      He's from the future. He's a superior life form and we're simply not evolved enough to understand him.

    • @fucked_up_potato3139
      @fucked_up_potato3139 3 года назад +28

      how do ppl come up with this?... what a legend

    • @not_a_tomato6903
      @not_a_tomato6903 3 года назад +6

      @@catoticneutral we'll most likely never be evolved enough to understand big Ed

  • @THEGamer-be2dd
    @THEGamer-be2dd 3 года назад +2073

    Imagine your at someone's house and they just say, "Ed get in here and spin" and some small child spins around on the floor

    • @user-yp7ke4et7o
      @user-yp7ke4et7o 3 года назад +45

      And then that kid vomits all over your body.

    • @optimoosejones9493
      @optimoosejones9493 3 года назад +52

      SPEEEN

    • @Candicedickinsonllc
      @Candicedickinsonllc 3 года назад +58

      “baby come out her and show your auntie what you showed me last night “

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 года назад +22

      I wouldn't question it tbh. kids like to do weird shit sometimes

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 3 года назад +8

      That's the funniest shit I have ever heard.

  • @propandapower7633
    @propandapower7633 3 года назад +626

    I bet spinning on his head is what pushed Ed’s neck back into his shoulders.

    • @brayn4380
      @brayn4380 3 года назад +11

      LMAO

    • @m00nbone
      @m00nbone 3 года назад +4

      this needs more likes🤚

    • @jettc3167
      @jettc3167 3 года назад +6

      Fuck I spit out my water reading this

    • @dfct9494
      @dfct9494 3 года назад +24

      I was going to say that, it honestly make sense. Like especially if he did it a lot when he was a child.

    • @sailor5853
      @sailor5853 3 года назад

      my thoughts exactly

  • @jakublulek3261
    @jakublulek3261 3 года назад +265

    'You should date somebody who adores you." Well, dating your own mum is weird and illegal, so...

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 года назад +21

      *Dates dad instead*

    • @OIlegaul
      @OIlegaul 3 года назад +14

      Dates dog instead

    • @BreathingStereotype
      @BreathingStereotype 3 года назад +3

      @@HaveANiceDayLol. suddenly gay

    • @Leef95
      @Leef95 3 года назад +4

      This comment was ahead of its time

    • @oskr942
      @oskr942 3 года назад

      its not illegal if no one finds out

  • @John.McMillan
    @John.McMillan 3 года назад +708

    Nobody forget.
    This man has a daughter. And she is older than the women he chases.

    • @Hybrid225
      @Hybrid225 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @29-arnavsamant97
      @29-arnavsamant97 3 года назад +16

      Wut?Oh you are talking about ed. I thought you were talking about pyro

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +64

      Yeah, i think pyro is way too nice to this guy. He’s pretty despicable.

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +10

      Which to be fair, wouldn't be so much of a problem if he wasn't such a pig about it.

    • @Astartes-6969
      @Astartes-6969 3 года назад +1

      BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @obamium3020
    @obamium3020 3 года назад +637

    -the haircut
    -the commentary
    -the bedroom
    Pyro has returned to his first, natural state

    • @PossiblePsy
      @PossiblePsy 3 года назад +32

      He even did the mlg

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 3 года назад +18

      Guys we did it...

    • @DiceDecides
      @DiceDecides 3 года назад +11

      he didn't bring back the deep fake voice tho

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +1

      Can't wait for him to bully children again

    • @PossiblePsy
      @PossiblePsy 3 года назад

      @@ammagon4519 boi what the hell is ur pfp 😳

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 3 года назад +513

    “I got a haircut” i literally cannot tell what changed

    • @Cryhai
      @Cryhai 3 года назад +52

      He went from crack addict, then back to the Karen haircut

    • @hazzahawk3718
      @hazzahawk3718 3 года назад +25

      @@Cryhai things been rough since the managers started talking back

    • @boocebung4177
      @boocebung4177 3 года назад +3

      He’s more Karen now

    • @ijax64
      @ijax64 3 года назад +1

      @@Cryhai yea

    • @zbgenius
      @zbgenius 3 года назад

      Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

  • @dylanwoods5944
    @dylanwoods5944 3 года назад +42

    15:55 I love how he clearly rehearsed these lines as no human would actually talk like this.

  • @tombruv8131
    @tombruv8131 3 года назад +2191

    Now this is epic , he sounds like himself again.

  • @spriteguy4050
    @spriteguy4050 3 года назад +302

    Finally some backstory on big Ed. He lost his neck from spinning on his head like a top as a kid and it crumpled like a soda can

  • @epson_ecotank_et-2850
    @epson_ecotank_et-2850 3 года назад +401

    "he used to spin on his head like a top"
    no wonder his neck is so short

  • @Unfiltered_Garbage
    @Unfiltered_Garbage 2 года назад +32

    I like how he has to turn his whole body to look in any direction.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 2 года назад

      George Clooney batsuit headass.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 2 года назад +2

      Or was it Michael Keaton...

  • @ticomes3795
    @ticomes3795 3 года назад +626

    It's really wholesome that pyro put his dad in the background

    • @rafi7115
      @rafi7115 3 года назад +18

      He’s in prison akh how could he be there

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 3 года назад +2

      Rip

    • @TheRealGamer872
      @TheRealGamer872 3 года назад

      Bruhhhhhhh

    • @boatman783
      @boatman783 3 года назад

      oh nooo

    • @domagojpuksec6897
      @domagojpuksec6897 3 года назад +11

      Oh shit thats really dark man, I thought you were talking about the plant so I was like oh leafyishere haha thats a good joke but just then PYRO started talking about the skeleton

  • @bubbleqbay4687
    @bubbleqbay4687 3 года назад +2121

    “He used to spin on his head like a little cap”
    *maybe that’s why he lost his neck”

  • @leshifty9252
    @leshifty9252 3 года назад +967

    He's like a Tesco's own value Danny DeVito.

    • @JK-yj7cg
      @JK-yj7cg 3 года назад +4

      Plz why is this true 💀

    • @sophmari27
      @sophmari27 3 года назад +20

      dont insult danny devito like that man 😭

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 3 года назад +1

      Don’t make me laugh...!! That hertz:/

    • @dargreaves
      @dargreaves 3 года назад

      More like a Taste The Difference

    • @deviction9314
      @deviction9314 3 года назад

      Fuck is tesco

  • @sengillespie7730
    @sengillespie7730 3 года назад +191

    “Mom I want draco Malfoy”
    “we have draco malfoy at home”
    Draco Malfoy at home:

    • @park2061
      @park2061 3 года назад +9

      Draco at home is infinitely better than normal draco

  • @avocette
    @avocette 3 года назад +729

    The cringe that radiates from Ed is equivalent to standing 10 meters from the elephant's foot of Chernobyl.

    • @sharpkniveinlatvian1746
      @sharpkniveinlatvian1746 3 года назад +61

      Not really. The Elephant's Foot will take 3 minutes to kill you. Ed's cringe is instant death.

    • @thesuaveman
      @thesuaveman 3 года назад +7

      On god I literally couldn’t finish the video

    • @morituary
      @morituary 3 года назад +8

      he really looks like it too

    • @Da_Trash_Panda
      @Da_Trash_Panda 3 года назад +2

      indeed, I couldn't even finish Pyro's vid cause I could feel the cringe slowly killing me.

    • @chernobylthing3932
      @chernobylthing3932 3 года назад +2

      @@sharpkniveinlatvian1746 Ed's cringe death is faster than instant

  • @WinterReflections
    @WinterReflections 3 года назад +505

    It's insane how much hope Ed has in "dating" women who are not only very out of his league, much younger, taller than him, and who display such clear signs that they're not actually interested. Scarily impressive.

    • @tanleekong3451
      @tanleekong3451 3 года назад +54

      One word, money

    • @Edwin6264.
      @Edwin6264. 3 года назад +15

      N' clout

    • @thescottishlad2022
      @thescottishlad2022 3 года назад +26

      Nah Edds out of everyone else’s league

    • @noyou137
      @noyou137 3 года назад +12

      It's entirely because of the cameras

    • @marcusb.7412
      @marcusb.7412 3 года назад +19

      Bruh if he wasn’t on camera there’s no chance

  • @monky6520
    @monky6520 3 года назад +943

    its genuinely hard to imagine what series of events led to big ed being who he is

    • @NoHolllw
      @NoHolllw 3 года назад +53

      The life of a manlit

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 3 года назад +48

      Some things aren’t meant to be known

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 3 года назад +77

      Spinning on his head maybe

    • @chronitrox448
      @chronitrox448 3 года назад +9

      @@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 more like being dropped on his head😂 i think momma ed isnt telling the whole truth

    • @Obinndash
      @Obinndash 3 года назад +19

      Fr man went from not bad looking to a blob

  • @tinstrings6312
    @tinstrings6312 3 года назад +67

    21:50 How much did the producers pay that poor woman to start dating and eventually kiss that land manatee?

    • @chucklehead59
      @chucklehead59 2 года назад +3

      Don't you dare say that about ed

  • @crazygoat302
    @crazygoat302 3 года назад +701

    You know Pyro knows the age of his audience when he has to make sure they know what beyblades are

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 3 года назад +10

      unfortunately most of his viewers knows beyblades

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 3 года назад +113

      @@voodoo2006 fortunately*

    • @GahmConrad
      @GahmConrad 3 года назад

      Oh god kirby

    • @capperthepaul3285
      @capperthepaul3285 3 года назад +8

      @GreasyLeechy ah one of the small children we were talking about

    • @pulsu5738
      @pulsu5738 3 года назад +1

      @GreasyLeechy Your*

  • @7411y
    @7411y 3 года назад +2716

    Ed's a proud survivor of being hit over the head by a Looney Tunes character

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 3 года назад +43

      He's only proud because he has no brain left to defend as a result

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 года назад +8

      Bugs bunny in the distance "that's l folks"

    • @Mumphler
      @Mumphler 3 года назад +12

      I thought you were talking about Pyros haircut and I started laughing, then I realized this was about Ed and I laughed harder

    • @tigerkat4419
      @tigerkat4419 3 года назад +2

      Feed him to the coyote!!

    • @frogshnuckle4475
      @frogshnuckle4475 3 года назад

      Yeah, like he got his head got hit with a 6 foot mallet

  • @sambo4967
    @sambo4967 3 года назад +576

    Ed should collaborate with beyblade and make his own line of them to save a future generation of spinning necks.

    • @jesse3391
      @jesse3391 3 года назад

      The anime of those products: spinning mayo! Let it RIP!
      (or whatever they say again when they spin the bayblade)

    • @sambo4967
      @sambo4967 3 года назад +1

      @@jesse3391 yes, and it should say Love Yourself along the sides

    • @yeah4710
      @yeah4710 3 года назад +1

      @@jesse3391 mayonnaise! Let it rip!

    • @jesse3391
      @jesse3391 3 года назад

      @@yeah4710
      Ah thx

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 года назад

      I can just imagine that when he gets in a fight he goes on his head and starts doing spinjitzu

  • @Ttyl_lukey
    @Ttyl_lukey 3 года назад +401

    the fact big ed kissed a girl before me is just honestly depressing uno

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 3 года назад +48

      He has a fucking daughter.

    • @ImperiumLibertas
      @ImperiumLibertas 3 года назад +8

      @@hoodedman6579 a WHAT?

    • @SinnersRemorse
      @SinnersRemorse 3 года назад +10

      @@ImperiumLibertas He has a daughter.

    • @coffinfeeder7732
      @coffinfeeder7732 3 года назад +14

      Uhhh
      Ed was married for a few years and dated quite a bit

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад +3

      @@SinnersRemorse nah that not a daughter, thats a fatherless tortured soul

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 года назад +3028

    Mayo man really did carry early quarantine

    • @sanicthehoghedge8053
      @sanicthehoghedge8053 3 года назад +17

      Dude I love your videos, keep it up 👍👍👍

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 года назад +19

      Mayo man for life
      Also first furry

    • @user-sn6bv8bk4v
      @user-sn6bv8bk4v 3 года назад

      What's up Connor

    • @ConnorPugs
      @ConnorPugs 3 года назад +7

      @@sanicthehoghedge8053

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 года назад +3

      @@ConnorPugs Say fo shizzle

  • @ArchieGee
    @ArchieGee 3 года назад +1879

    I'm surprised there wasn't a single Breaking Bad reference in this video.

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 3 года назад +1672

    Ed went from a handsome presentable young man with a sweet mustache and a girthy neck to a neckless dwarf mayonnaise warrior with a mid-life crisis and no dating skills.

    • @MikyleY
      @MikyleY 3 года назад +141

      that's a combination of words I never thought I'd ever hear

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 3 года назад +5

      To this huh

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 2 года назад +14

      This sounds fake but it’s real….

    • @___blocked
      @___blocked 2 года назад +10

      Sooo....Nikocado?

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 2 года назад +1

      @@___blocked 💀

  • @smugzilla2561
    @smugzilla2561 3 года назад +37

    When he swung that club and had to turn his WHOLE body-

  • @shock4826
    @shock4826 3 года назад +556

    Thats not a widow's peak, thats a widow's everest.

  • @UltimateAssassin212
    @UltimateAssassin212 3 года назад +327

    Pyro keeps trying to find reasons to defend Ed, but directly after each attempt, Ed does something despicable.
    It gets more difficult the more he tries.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 3 года назад +38

      And now a call got leaked that revealed even more of how much of a scumbag he is.

    • @hehexd5317
      @hehexd5317 3 года назад +9

      @@Dragonemperess but why leave us on a cliffhanger, instead of elaborating :/

    • @fivefoldkiss
      @fivefoldkiss 3 года назад +36

      @@hehexd5317 He was cussing out Liv, being super manipulative and kicking her out of the house he begged her to move into. He blocked Liv and went to Vegas to take pictures with his sugar babies. He’s literally insane.

    • @fivefoldkiss
      @fivefoldkiss 3 года назад +33

      @@hehexd5317 Not only that, he was fighting with her in the call just because she gave a coworker a ride home instead of going straight to her house. He was saying “Liz you’re fucked up. Why would you take your coworker home.”

    • @novac1990
      @novac1990 3 года назад +2

      @@fivefoldkiss Is it bad that I think less of you for knowing this information and I think much less of myself for clicking on the video.

  • @boba627
    @boba627 3 года назад +870

    I’m surprised there wasn’t a single breaking bad reference in this entire video congratulations

    • @danishcookies
      @danishcookies 3 года назад +50

      dissapointed*

    • @requiem1k87
      @requiem1k87 3 года назад +2

      @Hero Games no way

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 3 года назад +6

      @Hero Games ffs can he make ONE video without a BB or JJBA reference?

    • @thegreatbruhmoment7164
      @thegreatbruhmoment7164 3 года назад +8

      Evangelion reference though

    • @seanbehnisch6185
      @seanbehnisch6185 3 года назад +10

      no dark souls in sight, either. man's really moving up in life, huh

  • @BillyMarchiafava
    @BillyMarchiafava 3 года назад +306

    ed a legend in the game

    • @notinthemood4520
      @notinthemood4520 3 года назад +3

      Checkmark lad, free internet points

    • @rux6366
      @rux6366 3 года назад +5

      Holy shit you watch pyro?

    • @zilasnake08
      @zilasnake08 3 года назад +4

      Hey Billy what’s up?

    • @23zter24
      @23zter24 3 года назад +1

      ayy
      its the guy whose songs I use in my shitty fragmovies. I love you bro - no homo

    • @realanimegirl777
      @realanimegirl777 3 года назад

      Grim uses ur songs

  • @Mr.Egregious
    @Mr.Egregious 3 года назад +613

    Seeing him in a collared shirt is the funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @sawyerzavala1073
      @sawyerzavala1073 3 года назад +6

      If that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, I feel very bad for you

    • @maverick_ii746
      @maverick_ii746 3 года назад +26

      His neck is gone

    • @Drawceress
      @Drawceress 3 года назад +21

      I didn't fully understand what people meant when they said he had no neck, yeah I understand it now

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 года назад +27

      @@sawyerzavala1073 you fell? i hope you're ok.

    • @b0BSh4nk3r
      @b0BSh4nk3r 3 года назад

      @@sawyerzavala1073 i was about to say this lol

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +1414

    15:32 I wonder if Pyro bought the golf club just for this video

    • @derpydoopieUnT
      @derpydoopieUnT 3 года назад +8

      he's one of those GTA SA countryside NPCs with their hit&run golf club

    • @lord_napoli
      @lord_napoli 3 года назад +2

      Same, since he prob doesn't play sports.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +4

      @Firehawk Lee so did Joel

    • @makoosh3448
      @makoosh3448 3 года назад

      Your channel is dead

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 3 года назад +1

      he had it before like a year or two years ago
      it was in another video

  • @criticalf0ll0w16
    @criticalf0ll0w16 3 года назад +410

    There is something weirdly funny about pyro being green screened in his own room

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 3 года назад +46

    I can empathize with the girl's disgust of the Penguin, but I guess she did what she had to for some money and fame.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +3742

    Big Ed is legit built like a Mucinex germ

  • @ashegaming3530
    @ashegaming3530 3 года назад +819

    "It conditions my hair"
    You know they got this crazy new product called hair conditioner, guess what it does

  • @barry4869
    @barry4869 3 года назад +1483

    Pyrocinical has unlocked an achievement: Karen haircut.

    • @benjamingriffith4161
      @benjamingriffith4161 3 года назад +3

      This is gonna get popular gitrbsjsjb

    • @fuzzydod2520
      @fuzzydod2520 3 года назад +8

      More like pen-sus

    • @poffydaisy5134
      @poffydaisy5134 3 года назад +6

      Haha you're so original it's not like so many people including pyro himself made the joke already

    • @WarpedCyan
      @WarpedCyan 3 года назад

      @@poffydaisy5134 haha ikr

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 3 года назад +3

      he already had it long ago but it was white

  • @robin6469
    @robin6469 3 года назад +34

    Ed has a cult of personality with the only member being himself. Like seriously, a tattoo of his own face?

  • @vinny-sant
    @vinny-sant 3 года назад +509

    No Breaking Bad references?
    Pyro really is going for his old commentary.

    • @sir6379
      @sir6379 3 года назад +5

      Holy crap your right 😱

    • @ZandorClegane
      @ZandorClegane 3 года назад +7

      Frankly it's disgusting, the lack of breaking bad memes

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +8

      he slipped a fc3 meme so its ok

    • @bluefire1636
      @bluefire1636 3 года назад +1

      @@redmist6630 True

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 3 года назад +3

      The only thing i missed is him raging and bullying kids

  • @KaytheWooper
    @KaytheWooper 3 года назад +817

    I physically jumped when Ed went for that kiss, god that was painfully cringe.

    • @kavinanup
      @kavinanup 3 года назад +65

      I had to stop watching momentarily to prevent my soul from leaving my body, God do I feel for the lady, they got it on camera as well 🥶

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear kay

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 3 года назад

      no you mentaly jumped

    • @gustaverasmus3163
      @gustaverasmus3163 3 года назад +17

      @That’s one smug wojak what? english 100

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight 3 года назад +31

      @That’s one smug wojak girl stfu

  • @therealgrantma612
    @therealgrantma612 3 года назад +519

    I cant be the only one who forgot he wasnt in his old bedroom until he took down the green screen.

    • @betin731
      @betin731 3 года назад +18

      i couldnt stop looking at the horrible green screen signs

    • @quest8795
      @quest8795 3 года назад +30

      "let me guess. Your home?"
      "It was. And it was beautiful."

    • @Enraged-vu2vb
      @Enraged-vu2vb 3 года назад +3

      ik it hurts me

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 3 года назад

      The only thing that was missing is pyro raging

  • @cambamslam3510
    @cambamslam3510 3 года назад +196

    Dude should go back to his mustache phase. He looked handsome as fuck.

    • @bag-manbaron2547
      @bag-manbaron2547 3 года назад +49

      When I saw that image I was just like, "you had a neck once? What the hell did you do to lose it??"

    • @somm150
      @somm150 3 года назад +11

      @Tony Montana all he needs to do is lose weight

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 2 года назад +3

      @Tony Montana his double chin hides his actual chin and neck

  • @Cynocide
    @Cynocide 3 года назад +1167

    Im genuinely scared to see how Big Ed looks like with a neck.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 3 года назад +49

      He’d probably need to lose all that weight for us to find it.

    • @grumpy7259
      @grumpy7259 3 года назад +16

      @@_V.Va_ Bro thats impossible

    • @McWeen1e
      @McWeen1e 3 года назад +12

      The peak of masculinity

    • @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7
      @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 3 года назад +8

      Search up Big Ed young and you could find it

    • @ian4168
      @ian4168 3 года назад +3

      @@_V.Va_ He suffers from Klippel Feil syndrome

  • @glucose6800
    @glucose6800 3 года назад +1654

    Pyrocynical's new hair is making him look like a dollar store Draco Malfoy.

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 3 года назад +8

      I'm in

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 3 года назад +15

      Pyro Malfoy

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 3 года назад +6

      @shardo malfoycynical

    • @JaykansherGG
      @JaykansherGG 3 года назад +4

      you mean "wish" versions Draco Malfoy lol...

    • @ohhey4600
      @ohhey4600 3 года назад +7

      Can't wait for the video where he's replaced by Tom Felton and doesn't acknowledge it

  • @krowkovtuber
    @krowkovtuber 3 года назад +308

    props to the people who dressed ed in a suit and white shirt that *highlights* his (lack of) neck

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 3 года назад +21

      Man’s lookin like he’s too turtley for the turtle club

    • @fatherdezz6134
      @fatherdezz6134 3 года назад +7

      Never thought I'd see a human with zero neck.

  • @ZainnhyDude
    @ZainnhyDude 3 года назад +16

    10:34 Ed is like that new save file where you choose all the wrong choices in a story.

  • @minichou
    @minichou 3 года назад +691

    pyro didnt even show the worst of ed's cringe, during the date with ed's daughter and liz, Ed literally says: "wow you two are the same age"

    • @runjennierun07
      @runjennierun07 3 года назад +169

      He also mentioned that she was born the same week of his divorce and proceeded to tell her its fate.

    • @rickeydart3040
      @rickeydart3040 3 года назад +92

      @@runjennierun07 That's like renting an Airbnb where 5 children died and your friend is insisting it's good luck.

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 года назад

      ?

    • @gdog8170
      @gdog8170 3 года назад

      @@runjennierun07 bruh

    • @prathamjain8929
      @prathamjain8929 3 года назад

      @@runjennierun07 🤮

  • @unlikelyspecimen244
    @unlikelyspecimen244 3 года назад +315

    No-neck Ed: “M’lady”
    *Throws head back into the wall* AAAAAAA-

    • @Noahed_
      @Noahed_ 3 года назад +1

      OH GOSH A REDDITOR

  • @anonomystic
    @anonomystic 3 года назад +525

    Pyro's return is almost as big as Large Edward's neck region.

  • @morkthecat639
    @morkthecat639 3 года назад +44

    his charecter is like an overengineered michael scott

  • @Boojum_Tree
    @Boojum_Tree 3 года назад +949

    Big Ed’s life is like watching a sitcom and knowing that cringe is going to happen, but you don’t feel like picking up the remote to change the channel.

  • @zairvix
    @zairvix 3 года назад +361

    I forgot Pyro was actually using a green screen for a second and was questioning why he looked so pale and green like Mr Shrek

    • @gunfiend5175
      @gunfiend5175 3 года назад +13

      Ok Nagatoro, very cool, now go bully someone

    • @toydotgame
      @toydotgame 3 года назад +4

      @@gunfiend5175 Why did I know that someone would bring up the 長瀞さん profile picture?

    • @navb0tactual
      @navb0tactual 3 года назад +2

      When is new Shrek has swag, m9

  • @gouthams5230
    @gouthams5230 3 года назад +414

    he looks like a 13 year old that asked the waitress because his friends dared him to

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 3 года назад +20

      Yeah he does....but what do you think of the mayo man dude?

  • @LoyaLZX
    @LoyaLZX 3 года назад +33

    14:23 "You guys remember Beyblades?" *Launching my burst beyblades in a stadium while watching the current season via a VPN* Never heard of it my guy.
    Also I'm still baffled that TLC stands for The *"Learning"* Channel for all these years. Can't wait for kids to study about Big ED for their upcoming exam with TLC

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 3 года назад +256

    Big Ed has dad energy. Ya know, the type of dad that never had a kid.

    • @binguscat2514
      @binguscat2514 3 года назад +27

      But he has a daughter though

    • @sgatcha1443
      @sgatcha1443 3 года назад +12

      @@binguscat2514 and she's older than Rose

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 3 года назад +4

      @@binguscat2514 Correction: the type of dad who shouldn’t have a kid

  • @111paolo2
    @111paolo2 3 года назад +249

    Pyro at the barbershop:
    Barber: What can I get for you today?
    Pyro: The manager
    Barber: Say no more

  • @GutsOfRivia
    @GutsOfRivia 3 года назад +279

    hes like Danny Devito without any of the charm or charisma.

    • @wanaaaaaaaaable
      @wanaaaaaaaaable 3 года назад +5

      ...and you forgot the neck.

    • @theprofesionalist7927
      @theprofesionalist7927 3 года назад +24

      I'd say I feel bad for him, but this dude has the same victim logic as every other tub of lard that call's them self a femcel. He's not an incel cuz he could get women with his money and if he wants to instead be loved for his body then he needs to put down the jar of mayo and start working out.

  • @mayyoman2848
    @mayyoman2848 3 года назад +5

    The fact that you throw in so many refrences from the past makes me literally question what time this video was made and i love it

  • @nickoleiwas
    @nickoleiwas 3 года назад +220

    "Don't make me laugh. It's hurts."
    This hits me.

  • @camiwheels
    @camiwheels 3 года назад +394

    I'm surprised when he mentioned tlc, he didn't talked about his all time classic.... CAR SEX

    • @me-tj5vr
      @me-tj5vr 3 года назад +16

      The title all time classic belongs to mlg teletubbies

    • @borkingdoggouwuuwuw
      @borkingdoggouwuuwuw 3 года назад +3

      did he fuck the car? Cause if so I want the sauce.... asking for a friend

    • @user-ke1gn3ql1g
      @user-ke1gn3ql1g 3 года назад +4

      @@borkingdoggouwuuwuw some one already did that in TLC...

    • @borkingdoggouwuuwuw
      @borkingdoggouwuuwuw 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ke1gn3ql1g ya I know but it would be like watching a hippo mate with a BMW. Imagine the mating sounds

    • @camiwheels
      @camiwheels 3 года назад +1

      @@borkingdoggouwuuwuw On this case was a weird guy with a weird mustang called chase, dude, the lore of that video was deep

  • @OrkSword2
    @OrkSword2 3 года назад +489

    Ed didn't even wear his seatbelt in the car, this man has no fear at all

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +12

      Of course he doesn't fear car crashes, ever heard of this?
      ruclips.net/video/Uc3adgJ0ex8/видео.html

    • @swicid_
      @swicid_ 3 года назад +52

      I mean its not like he's going to break his neck if they crash

    • @thepraetor7434
      @thepraetor7434 3 года назад +2

      @@swicid_
      Lol

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 3 года назад

      N
      Ah he just wants his life to end hahaha

    • @harveycooper5098
      @harveycooper5098 3 года назад +1

      @@ammagon4519 you have just scarred me. Thank you.

  • @kagtec
    @kagtec 3 года назад +8

    pyrocynical saying "gratuluje" in polish is now stuck in my head forever

  • @larpdude7308
    @larpdude7308 3 года назад +227

    Everyone ought to look up the phone convo that was recorded by his most recent gf. He's straight up abusive. I know he's a meme but he's a genuinely terrible person.

    • @nutm3ggy
      @nutm3ggy 3 года назад +29

      This comment made me look it up and wow, he’s awful, what a loser

    • @marvelous_680
      @marvelous_680 3 года назад +13

      Geez, good thing Rose get tf out of the relationship.

    • @sailor5853
      @sailor5853 3 года назад +23

      That's blatantly obvious. On top of all his apparent flaws there is even more.
      I wonder why anyone would consider date him.

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 3 года назад +6

      I hope she gets out as soon as possible, because holy shit.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +14

      I absolutely agree, i have zero clue why pyro is being so nice to him. He has cheated on his wife and been a piece of shit to women who actually gave him a chance.

  • @papermind4010
    @papermind4010 3 года назад +303

    If this were the dirty thirties, this man would be in a travelling circus.

  • @RusPitman
    @RusPitman 3 года назад +415

    I literally said “oh gross” out loud when he said “you tasted like a peach last night”. Yeesh 😬

    • @qarful7
      @qarful7 3 года назад +4

      SHEEESH

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 года назад

      @@qarful7 sheeeeee

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +14

    19:05 "Imagine Ed running in any physical capacity."
    The only physical thing here is my mental pain.

  • @smallshrimpin6939
    @smallshrimpin6939 3 года назад +460

    Ed’s dad: OI, BLOCK ‘EAD, GET IN ‘EAR AND SPIN ON YOUR ‘EAD FOR YOUR AUNT

    • @DeadMouseRedband
      @DeadMouseRedband 3 года назад +13

      this made me laugh

    • @letsgetbetterfrank6152
      @letsgetbetterfrank6152 3 года назад +9

      I read this didnt laugh later got to that point and just fucking died

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 3 года назад +3

      Probably how he lost his neck

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 3 года назад +1

      So much spinning, his neck hid inside his skull lmao

  • @saltwater7366
    @saltwater7366 3 года назад +475

    Big Ed's insecurity and hypocrisy is what makes him fail over and over again, he wants them to be truthful but doesn't want to be true to them. Also, her narcissistic and arrogant daughter from his previous marriage adding to the mix is like pouring fuel in a forest fire.

  • @theofficialassmob
    @theofficialassmob 3 года назад +490

    every lesbian - "Im so happy to be in Pyrocynical's Bedroom right now!"

    • @shxrpay.
      @shxrpay. 3 года назад +12

      here before the "im lesbian and find this very offensive please apologize"

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 3 года назад +42

      I'm offensive and I find this very lesbian

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 3 года назад +9

      @@srslydoatm9251 please apologise.

    • @BeanOnTheFlipside
      @BeanOnTheFlipside 3 года назад +8

      @@Amphibian42 And support child labour

    • @Number6ManUrinates
      @Number6ManUrinates 3 года назад

      @@BeanOnTheFlipside "if theyre nine, send them to the mine, if theyre eight, its their faith"

  • @gh8stcoffee
    @gh8stcoffee 3 года назад +8

    this man breaks a sweat doing literally anything i feel less alone

  • @jackknifevideoworks
    @jackknifevideoworks 3 года назад +453

    "i fear no man, but that thing... it scares me"
    - Probably Everyone

  • @ThatChannelOfHers
    @ThatChannelOfHers 3 года назад +215

    "Working on major projects"
    I didn't hear anything about petscop 2 pyro.

    • @itsjustyash2750
      @itsjustyash2750 3 года назад +5

      We need to send the message bois
      WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL WE RECEIVE PETSCOP 2

    • @g1r1b1og
      @g1r1b1og 3 года назад +2

      he made petscop 2 but it's not about petscop

    • @curiousrave2199
      @curiousrave2199 3 года назад

      My guess is farcry 2

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 3 года назад

      Shrek has swag 5

  • @markv1006
    @markv1006 3 года назад +381

    Ed is a constant inspiration. like, if he can manage to gain this popularity as an irl mr potato head, then theres literally no reason why I can't succeed in life. jesus christ what an amoeba

    • @yuugagazamee6020
      @yuugagazamee6020 3 года назад +15

      I read that as Constant Constipation

    • @MrBnfj
      @MrBnfj 3 года назад +5

      and "what an amoeba" as what an omega, which would be correct

    • @HaveANiceDayLol.
      @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 года назад +1

      never seen anyone being called an amoeba before

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 3 года назад +5

      Ed is proof that the issue with incels is their personality being so bad it's worse than mayo man

    • @bloodrosefell859
      @bloodrosefell859 3 года назад +1

      He's a real-life meme. Everyone laughs at him.

  • @NahFYM
    @NahFYM 3 года назад +46

    Pyro is talking about Ed’s dad energy too much because he is looking for a father figure to replace his dad from prison.

  • @xdtazer
    @xdtazer 3 года назад +1462

    man's fade looking FRESH!🥶

    • @CatCrackVODS
      @CatCrackVODS 3 года назад +3

      First like and comment

    • @CatCrackVODS
      @CatCrackVODS 3 года назад +5

      I am speed

    • @xdtazer
      @xdtazer 3 года назад +26

      @@CatCrackVODS is this what happens when a verified youtuber comments? lol

    • @user-sn6bv8bk4v
      @user-sn6bv8bk4v 3 года назад +11

      whats up checkmark

    • @NileMcKenna
      @NileMcKenna 3 года назад +5

      @@xdtazer yeah, yeah.

  • @enshen2190
    @enshen2190 3 года назад +278

    Ahh yes, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Nick, Jarvis, and Pyro

    • @loveh6094
      @loveh6094 3 года назад +22

      I was just thinking danny and pyro both uploaded today and now it's such a great day

    • @AloneyWeasel
      @AloneyWeasel 3 года назад +6

      Don't forget about Ken

    • @meloncat1257
      @meloncat1257 3 года назад

      U been stalking me 👀

    • @aquavert4083
      @aquavert4083 3 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

    • @aryahamzei4770
      @aryahamzei4770 3 года назад

      Just what I'm saing

  • @aarphotos5
    @aarphotos5 3 года назад +965

    Big Ed looks like a compressed Jack Black

  • @mikevismyelement
    @mikevismyelement 3 года назад +5

    I love the Jerma cutaway because it implies he was watching the video along with me the whole time to look for questionable content

  • @kricket8801
    @kricket8801 3 года назад +107

    That's where his neck went,
    He spun on his head too much as a kid.

    • @GianniLuppolo
      @GianniLuppolo 3 года назад +6

      YES, I was like "why is no one talking about it?", we literally cracked the case!!

  • @Chickenjump
    @Chickenjump 3 года назад +234

    >Oblivion music
    >Skyrim UI
    Pyro can’t even get his TES memes right SMH...

    • @viiuan
      @viiuan 3 года назад +4

      he's always been doing his tes memes like that tho

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 3 года назад

      That was on purpose

    • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
      @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 3 года назад

      it’s like putting fallout 4 music over fallout 3

  • @deadlyneko6484
    @deadlyneko6484 3 года назад +343

    When Big Ed said "you tasted like a peach last night" I felt my dinner, my breakfast, and the orange juice from my 10th birthday wanting to leave my body...

    • @chef___
      @chef___ 3 года назад +40

      it took me over an hour to watch the video because i kept pausing to cope with the cringe, that was probably the worst part

    • @sharkbully5146
      @sharkbully5146 3 года назад +22

      Im suprised this chick either 1. The most likey got payed money to just say yeah i slept with dwarf man or 2. She actually slept with him and i think we could all agree no amount of money is worth either

    • @deadlyneko6484
      @deadlyneko6484 3 года назад +17

      @@sharkbully5146 yeah, I mean we can all see the disgust on her face everytime she is about to touch him but she hugs him and kisses him anyway, what the heck girl...

    • @deadlyneko6484
      @deadlyneko6484 3 года назад +12

      @@chef___ same, and when the peach moment happened I just had to take a small walk around my room to cope with the cringe

    • @chef___
      @chef___ 3 года назад +15

      My only hope is that this is all scripted and none of it is real

  • @androidjohnson654
    @androidjohnson654 3 года назад +15

    Danny Devito + Danzig - talent/acting ability = Big Ed

  • @spoopslol3867
    @spoopslol3867 3 года назад +211

    Pyro doesn't exists, he exists only in the character creation screen, changing his hair every couple of months

  • @mohidskitchen
    @mohidskitchen 3 года назад +149

    plot twist: the green screen was not a green screen, but the actual back ground, and the "real" background was a green screen.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 года назад +16

    I do genuinely want a Big Ed origin story, like, what causes a regular average person to become this... this _entity?_

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 2 года назад +3

      An irresponsible mother.

    • @maffe_distroyer
      @maffe_distroyer Год назад

      Self hate + narcisit complex

  • @oleanderrots
    @oleanderrots 3 года назад +99

    i cant physically watch big ed flirt while he looks like a 6 year old asking their mom for 2 dollars

  • @konstantinarhangelov9322
    @konstantinarhangelov9322 3 года назад +170

    Although Ellen is off the air, her essence lives vicariously through pyros hair

  • @giantclaw138
    @giantclaw138 3 года назад +194

    Ed would spin on his head as a kid?
    So that's why he has no neck.

  • @damndaniel4711
    @damndaniel4711 3 года назад +26

    I’m never gonna stop asking for petscop 2