Well most of his fans haven't fully developed their cerebral cortex yet so it's really no surprise that they take his words as facts and act like he's the Saint of this new "incoming" era.
Jake: Your anxiety is all because of you. Go take a walk. Talk to a friend. Me: *in front of the class doing my presentation and starts to get anxiety* (Thinks: "Oh god, what do I do. What would Jake Paul do?... I remember now!") "HEY BRO WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?"
I think it's supposed to be like stress, but he couldn't even get his words right? I leave it as a question because I don't know if it is what he meant.
In all seriousness, when I get anxiety presenting in front of people. I just make it fun and might over exaggerate things almost becoming a different person/persona.
I don’t think what he’s saying is that far fetched. Don’t get me wrong I think jake Paul is a knobhead, but anxiety is in effect” self” created by the mind, although most people identify so strongly with their thoughts that they have no choice other than to suffer. If you suffer from anxiety, ask yourself, if anxiety is perceived as an emotion, then what is it that perceives the anxiety, who is it that views the feeling of anxiousness. Nothing that you actually are can ever be disturbed it’s just the mind playing games. To free yourself from these games, learn to meditate and educate yourself on how your mind works :)
I feel like Jake Paul was that one kid who everyone hated, never did any work in school, disrespected the teachers, and yet never accepted responsibility for the fact they weren't learning anything. So he created this scam because he felt sympathetic towards idiots like him because he didn't do his homework. Literally.
Jake Paul is somehow both an amazing and convincing salesman and an imbecile who crashes every metaphorical plane he’s supposedly going to fly before it even gets it off the ground.
Yeah ikr? 😂😂 he's right that some of the largest CEO's are dropouts, but he needs to remember that dropouts are more likely to work in a mcdonalds than own an industry. It can happen alright! But it basically happens once every blue moon 😂😂
I’ve never really heard Jake Paul talk before but he sounds like someone in middle school. His vocabulary and cadence sounds like a young kid who is being forced to talk in class or is talking to an old relative they hardly know. Very awkward and weird
@@ivenalanko2462 multi level marketing, they target stay at home moms to buy products in bulk from them and sell them on social media, its a pyramid scheme the products are like leggings, essential oils and other useless shit thats made in a 3rd world country there is 3-4 levels to it he cut out the middle man and sells directly to the "influencer". aka the people who get fucked over for all their money after paying their life savings on some worthless product and having to sell them to their friends and family just to get out of the scheme.
Logan's next video " I WAS BACK STABBED BY MY OWN BROTHER?????? (not clickbait) " also i think their parents should go to jail for crimes against humanity, raising these 2 fucktard and letting them go out in the world like this
No he wasn’t, there’s tweets that Jake Paul was somebody’s 5th grade bully, but he was probably homeschooled before or after. I’m not quite sure. The tweet could be fake.
Yeah but knowing how Jake is he’s probably gonna take all the credit and say he himself made himself popular. He’s not gonna say Logan made them popular.
Jake Paul: You can all have free financial problems out your way. Also Jake Paul: give me more money and drop out of school so you can have the slightest chance to get a shirt that gets you bullied at school.
Jake is probably the type of person who scored the highest in his spelling test in elementary school and kept calling himself the smartest till 9th grade before dropping out due to too much "stress" and not applying much effort because its unnecessary
You just come up to the boss and say “Boss I have something to say its really important” and then you say “Boss you’re fired” then boss uses reverse card and ur fired now
@@kibot8988 the joke is, is that jake Paul is an absolute idiot so cosmos vader, even though he might have like at most an average IQ would likely be treated as the smartest man on earth by his class as they have to be like, basically vegetables for jake Paul to be the smartest
"There are teenagers making millions" and most of those already came from well off families. Add in, to be an "influencer" you need to be conventionally good looking.
"Social Influencers": **Says some dumb shit about mental disorders** Also "Social Influencers": **Gets major backlash** "Social Influencers": That was meant to bring awareness to **insert mental disorder here**
Charlie Yang as a *mental disorder* person it make me :| fuck off prick paul, let me have issues in piece and not have people pretend to care about our problems for money
"why are kids sitting in "film" class learning from a teacher who has never made a film" Why are kids watching "jake paul" learning from a youtuber who don't know how to make videos
Well, considering his bank account, I'd say he definitely knows how to make videos. That's not to say his content is good, but he does know what hes doing.
I have crippling diagnosed public anxiety that basically cripples me when I have to meet or talk to new people. I’ve had instances where I have had break downs and near blackouts cus I had to just be in the laces with a lot of people. So it really annoys me that jake thinks you can control it and just shut it off like “yeah bro, just stop”. Like I wish I could, do you think I want this?
I think at this point, Jake has solidified himself as the definition of shameless. Bruh is really selling self-help videos when he can't even help himself lol.
Do you think he has the brain cells to prepare anything? He's a spoiled rotten child coasting on his undeserved fame from ignorant children. If this guy lost all his money today, he'd be on the street tomorrow. He's had everything handed to him on a silver platter.
One of the reasons why he appeals to children is that his cognitive development stayed at a level of a 10-year old. So I guess you could say that he really knows his audience.
Well depends on how advanced the society is, eventually probably even in a few hundred years Humans will just be real shitty versions of Robots that best case scenario can make better art, cuz we already have certain jobs replaced by Robots and Robots are only improving
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Jake: School doesn't teach you anything
Also jake: *Can't talk without saying like every 3 seconds*
like what the heck are you like saying like I can't tell if you're like joking or like something else idk like smh my head
Geez, calm down there Stalin
That is like soo true
How are your legs doing?
@Viking 1982 remember to steal iphones to become successful like jaeoeik peul!!!!1
Isn't "financial freedom" a phrase used in every pyramid scheme ever.
Fuckin' hell Jake is a Qnet goon
MrSamwellPeeps “It’s called multi-level marketing”
@@EvanMelts aka a pyramid scheme
I’d be willing to believe he just took their rhetoric verbatum. He’s clearly never once had an original though in that bean-shaped head.
@@bananasinfrench hahahaha so true
“I was the smartest kid in school”
>multiple typos throughout front page
Jesus
lol
Jake responding to this comment: It’s because due to me not applying myself I forgot a lot of things in school
Dorito Chips inaccurate, everything was typed correctly
Not only that, but the grammar and punctuation errors....
Why would you learn Crime and Punishment from a teacher who isn’t even a criminal with a life sentence
I know right? Smh
Im pretty sure my teachers have atleast commit one war crime during their life
Why is someone teaching me about Anglo-Saxon shield formations if they were never a viking.
Wait a minute...
although if an ex-criminal taught children about how punishing crime is i think they would learn more
It’s actually crazy how this guy could literally tell children to quit school and still have the undying support of his fans
Well his fans are all children so I'm not surprised.
I would like the comments, but The number is just to epic
Well most of his fans haven't fully developed their cerebral cortex yet so it's really no surprise that they take his words as facts and act like he's the Saint of this new "incoming" era.
AltNova your not wrong as I once acted like that, though that was towards MatPat, not anymore though, learned the error of my ways
@@dinoshotgun wait isn't matpat like unproblematic at tho
Jake Paul: “I don’t charge to mentor people” I charge 19.99 a month instead!
You have a fortnite profile pick so fuck you
Better line would be "I don't charge to mentor people, I extort 19.99 a month."
@@codroby8201 Fortnite Bad because cringe ew yucky
cod roby fortnite epic
Same thing fortnite does!
Kind of.
Why are we being taught by history teachers who aren't actually major historical figures, am I right my guys?
Why are we being taught by geography teachers who aren't actually a piece of land????
Smh my teacher once teach me about ww2 but he's not Stalin or Hitler
You didn’t fight alongside Napoleon! Don’t tell me shit about him!💁♂️💁♂️💁♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Yeah! Why cant Napoleon himself come and tell me about the Napoleonic Wars what the frick guys
History teacher didn't take part in the holy crusades, get that shit out of my face
Telling a person with anxiety "Stop having anxiety" is like telling a blind to person to see.
"I don't care if you're muted, speak up!"
“If you’re depressed, just be happy”
"you have scoliosis? just stand up straight"
You have Parkinson’s disease? Stop fidgeting.
"dont hit me with that ADHD bullshit, just pay attention!"
Why are we sitting in class learning about World War 2 when our teacher isn’t even Adolf Hitler?
idk idk r/woooosh
@idk idk r/woosh
@@ballsucker28 r/fuckofforiwillbreakyourfuckingarms
@idk idk no fucking way
@idk idk dumb
Someone : Has anxiety
Jake Paul : Stop
*Anxiety rate drops to 0%*
That moment when you have a literal mental illness but it gets cured after a walk
renecul 420 if only
r/thanksimcured
🤣🤣
Jake reminds me as an entitled parent
“Danny Gonzalez” *shows Drew Gooden* this makes me happy
So glad someone else realized that!!!!
Yeah, I laughed at that too.
I like that refrence
IKR they are the same person ahhhhhhhhhhh
“ we are not the same person”
If Jake claims to be the smartest in his classes, I don’t want to imagine what his other schoolmates are like. They’re probably steamed vegetables.
even heavy from tf2 has PHD on russian literature
@@mertcansavetf2484 making him more of a doctor than medic, since medic lost his doctors licence
Vegetables are at least loved and useful.
Don’t insult steamed vegetables like that wtf?
hey dont insult steamed veg like that! at least steamed veg is somewhat nutritious
Jake: Your anxiety is all because of you. Go take a walk. Talk to a friend.
Me: *in front of the class doing my presentation and starts to get anxiety* (Thinks: "Oh god, what do I do. What would Jake Paul do?... I remember now!") "HEY BRO WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?"
Thats a big BRUH moment
I think it's supposed to be like stress, but he couldn't even get his words right? I leave it as a question because I don't know if it is what he meant.
In all seriousness, when I get anxiety presenting in front of people. I just make it fun and might over exaggerate things almost becoming a different person/persona.
I don’t think what he’s saying is that far fetched. Don’t get me wrong I think jake Paul is a knobhead, but anxiety is in effect” self” created by the mind, although most people identify so strongly with their thoughts that they have no choice other than to suffer. If you suffer from anxiety, ask yourself, if anxiety is perceived as an emotion, then what is it that perceives the anxiety, who is it that views the feeling of anxiousness. Nothing that you actually are can ever be disturbed it’s just the mind playing games. To free yourself from these games, learn to meditate and educate yourself on how your mind works :)
As you can see bees are dying at an alarming rate...and...uh..they- we uh-
..
HEY BRO WHATS GOING ON ITS PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?
I feel like Jake Paul was that one kid who everyone hated, never did any work in school, disrespected the teachers, and yet never accepted responsibility for the fact they weren't learning anything.
So he created this scam because he felt sympathetic towards idiots like him because he didn't do his homework. Literally.
He was homeschooled apparently
I thought he bullied someone at school?
@@Anonymations that's his brother.
My bad.
You stop hating to are you going to do start hating them people are going to hate back on you
"When I mentor people I don't ask for a dollar".....LITERALLY charges 20$ for his crappy influencer course.
He doesnt ask for a dollar he asks for 20$ dollars.
@@flynncarter229 so even if you have 20 dollars ,you will waste it in Jake Paul scam
@@flynncarter229 we get it, you have no friends
i mean he wasnt lying...
no way in hell is he gonna ONLY charge 1$
@@flynncarter229 why would you use the word "hath" in an attempt to seem more intelligent and use it incorrectly, just stop
Jake in that promotional video actually sounds like he's telling me to join a pyramid scheme and devote my life to the sun.
Best comment I've seen through out this entire comment section
_praise the sun!_
Jake Paul is somehow both an amazing and convincing salesman and an imbecile who crashes every metaphorical plane he’s supposedly going to fly before it even gets it off the ground.
@@kroh7742
Praise satan?
@@thepraetor7434 it's a dark souls reference
And no it's not satanic or relating to god or religion
It's a video game
A lot of CEOs might be dropouts
But not a lot of dropouts are CEOs
The logic is really not that hard to understand, Jake XD
Yeah ikr? 😂😂 he's right that some of the largest CEO's are dropouts, but he needs to remember that dropouts are more likely to work in a mcdonalds than own an industry. It can happen alright! But it basically happens once every blue moon 😂😂
Even those CEO dropouts are few and far between.
@@vlc-cosplayer i see that you maxed out your intellegence first.
this is the greatest comment
@Noob master yeah, Bill Gates and Zuckerberg both dropped out of Harvard. Not to mention that both already had their companies when they dropped out.
I’ve never really heard Jake Paul talk before but he sounds like someone in middle school. His vocabulary and cadence sounds like a young kid who is being forced to talk in class or is talking to an old relative they hardly know. Very awkward and weird
He has a very punchable voice
tf is cadence
@@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 rhythm of speech. So pyros cadence is pretty steady and rehearsed-sounding, while Jake Paul speaks like he has no filter
I want to do the VERY BIG punch to the Paul jake
Peace was never an option
Jake: I was the smartest in my class
Also Jake: admits to cheating in all his online course papers for high school after he'd dropped out
Big Brain
That class just so happened to be a special-ed one
200 IQ plays right there.
Now this is big brain time
stale memes Very Epic
Byrger man tasty burgger
"Boomers merely adopted the internet, we were born in it, molded by it"
_Jake Paul (probably)_
plis help i downloaded mimecwaf gf mod and now computer make funni noise
@@Jequetepeq did u t ry turning it of and Bach on again??????
@@milky9602 oh god now it sais that thei haced roblo x acount (oh no)
@@Jequetepeq trie open de cass of composted and pee pee on the gears to cleen it
@@Jequetepeq I hop ur r obux ackount get better1!!
I bet Jake is the type of guy who would have a crush on his homeschool teacher.
Orange Oasis 😂
I have a crush on my cat i banged him before it's not gay it's just weird
Billy Ross wh- what the fuck
Billy Ross yes officer, this one right here
@@billyross8405, is that a Shane Dawson reference?
4:00 “quit your job and fire your boss” literally the start of every multi-level-marketing push
Never thought Jake Paul would literally start a mlm
Cameron Lhamon You right about that.
He is peddling mlm shit, now in digital form.
Personally I am nowhere near surprised
Hey hun do you wanna lose all your money? But my shitty essential oils
please someine explain what mlm is
@@ivenalanko2462 multi level marketing, they target stay at home moms to buy products in bulk from them and sell them on social media, its a pyramid scheme the products are like leggings, essential oils and other useless shit thats made in a 3rd world country there is 3-4 levels to it he cut out the middle man and sells directly to the "influencer". aka the people who get fucked over for all their money after paying their life savings on some worthless product and having to sell them to their friends and family just to get out of the scheme.
“DANNY GONZALES”
*shows Drew Gooden*
--“WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON” plays aggressively in my head-
i love danny gooden 😃
I hate drew gonzalez
Riley Kittrell in his jaystation video he mentions Drew Gooden and then proceeds to show clips of Danny Gonzalez 😂😂
I honestly couldn't tell if it was a joke or not
@@TheDarkblade511 i can't tell neither
Jake Paul: You must have a good title to get views
Vsauce: Makes a video with no title and gets 11 million views
It also has no thumbnail😂
Are you real James Charles?
@@nathanbrown6279 Yes they are dipshit(Satire)
@@polishbeensing ok…
“When I mentor, I don’t... like... ask for like 1 dollar...” *charges $19.99/month for financial freedom mentoring*
Well, he's right. He's not asking for one dollar.
Cloudbreeze 19.99
Simply Better $19.99
19.99 is essentially 20.00 you brainlets.
Brad 19.99
Jake: "When i mentor people i don't charge them a single dollar"
Also jake: *Charges $19.99 for that same information*
It’s technically the truth, he isn’t charging them a dollar
Dude, you have a keemstar profile picture so your opinion is invalid (I'm joking)
@@leltasticmuffin5199 (but you're not joking)
Its £19.99 with a 50% discount😂
@@nmgking8820 you misunderstood his joke. He meant Logan's not lying because hes not charging them a single dollar but 20 instead.
"smartest kid in school"
He was Home-schooled with Logan !
Him being homeschooled with Logan Paul and saying be was the smartest kid in the school:
"Well yes but actually no"
Logan's next video " I WAS BACK STABBED BY MY OWN BROTHER?????? (not clickbait) "
also i think their parents should go to jail for crimes against humanity, raising these 2 fucktard and letting them go out in the world like this
Ohhhhhhh that makes sense
No he wasn’t, there’s tweets that Jake Paul was somebody’s 5th grade bully, but he was probably homeschooled before or after. I’m not quite sure. The tweet could be fake.
@@aidanheaney5301 him saying he is smarter than Logan isn't saying
I love how Jake made an influencer course but his brother made him and carried him to where he is now
Yeah but knowing how Jake is he’s probably gonna take all the credit and say he himself made himself popular. He’s not gonna say Logan made them popular.
Ninja: Drake saw I was up and coming
Pyro’s next video needs to just be titled “video”. Spread the word
i would actually click that so fast
@Andriy M. Je to tak? Je to pravda. ( it is what it is or yes it is ) (It is the truth.) Russian?
it needs to be petscop 2
@@gingercabasan7509 How about we try pushing shrek has swag on him? Nother sequel? Yee?
I would click dat
*"I waS ThE sMaRTEsT iN mY CLasS I juST dIdNt applY mysELf"*
Well then that doesn't make you all that smart now does it?
ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Special Ed Class*
@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky king
Holy shit.
When did I get like?
@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky facts
@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Ivan you didn't have to kill him
I love how Jake has slowly looked like he's devolving into insanity.
Somehow Jake Paul has found a way to dig beneath rock bottom
Wait, what? Hasn't he always been insane?
@@fwemp S O C I O P A T H
The alone-on-an-abandoned-island beard
@@vuhlen9493 Exactly.
The fact that the whole website isn't justified and missing a lot of commas really fucks with my head
Jake Paul: “I don’t charge a dollar to mentor”
Also Jake Paul: Charges $19.99 a month to mentor
Courtney Kaye it’s still technically the truth
yee yee yeah cos he ain’t mentoring the person directly lmao
shift they meant they he isn’t charging a dollar, instead 20.
*Factually charges 20 epicly like a boss*
It’s still not $1. He doesn’t charge you 1 dollar he charges you 20. Lol
Jake Paul: You can all have free financial problems out your way.
Also Jake Paul: give me more money and drop out of school so you can have the slightest chance to get a shirt that gets you bullied at school.
minecraft Except it’s filmed on mobile how could they get bullied at school if they dropped out of school?
cant get bullied if u dropped out, a real thought out plan as u can see
What school? They're now schooless :p
Accurate, sheesh!
Stonks
Jake Paul: "if you title it video, no one is going to click on it."
Vsauce: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*
Vsause: wellllllll I got 9.9 million views in that video and I made 39,500 dollars
Like the video that it doesn't have a title
200th vlog
@@spacequeen1447
@@spacequeen1447_
Fuck, I cannot believe I missed out on that Youtoos.
I know I’m like a whole century late, but I really love the design of that figure.
Damn man.
And the resales are more expensive than a valve index with every single vr game on steam
You think your late?
You think your late?
You think your late?
Plot twist: av is a agent sent by pyro
Jake is probably the type of person who scored the highest in his spelling test in elementary school and kept calling himself the smartest till 9th grade before dropping out due to too much "stress" and not applying much effort because its unnecessary
He probably cheated at some test and called himself the smarter because every other kid was wasting their lifes studying
Oddly specific but ok
I think your greatly overestimating his intellect.
@@sailor5853 apparently he said in a tweet that he cheated on a test of some sort, dont remember but it was from pewdiepies video
Jake Paul: “I was the smartest kid in class who dropped out because I couldn’t be bothered to apply myself.”
"I was the smartest kid in school"
*X doubt*
I think he was literally homeschooled
@@unpluggedtoaster7421 Homeschooled...Yet he still wasnt the smartest in the class
he was homeschooled so technically he was the smartest kid in school
X
Speech 0
"Quit your job, fire your boss."
Proven fact you can 'FIRE YOUR BOSS'
Not if he quits
With m16 i can
You just come up to the boss and say “Boss I have something to say its really important” and then you say “Boss you’re fired” then boss uses reverse card and ur fired now
@@chonkyboi7542 OH MY GOD AHAHAH
Unless your a Marine
"You've been lied to. The system is broken"
im pretty sure he talked about his own project
We like to call that "projection"
Best part about top 10,000 is that the ticket doesn’t matter because of corona
fuck the pauls honestly that’s way too high. Jake Paul fans are literal foetuses
It’s fetuses,
Thought the Same thing
@@user-xx9jr1yb7b- I agree
fuck Jake Paul their*
If Jake was the smartest in his class, Im sure that his classmates would have treated me like I am a God or something lmao...
Cosmos Vader ???
@@kibot8988 the joke is, is that jake Paul is an absolute idiot so cosmos vader, even though he might have like at most an average IQ would likely be treated as the smartest man on earth by his class as they have to be like, basically vegetables for jake Paul to be the smartest
true... im a... kind of smart guy on the class and people treat me like god (only if they need me)
@@ajemajh being smart is a curse and a blessing huh?
@@justsogusto4979 fuck yeah
Did pyro just quit the game reviews? He hasn’t done one in like a year.
Moth Clements you mean *P E T S C O P 2*
Moth Clements I would really love another one. They’re always rad.
The game reviews which pyro does were really good
No kidding,Pyro is super good at reviewing games honestly... Hopefully he'll get to review some games someday.
*_PETSCOP 2_*
Why are we learning math when our teachers aren’t math addicts
*M A T H D E A L E R*
Meth
@@monke6912 are you a fooking idiot?
@@yolomanski9205 yes
This is a severely underrated comment
"smartest kid in school"
he was probably the smartest kid in special-ed class
Oof
I think he is to dumb for that, maybe the homeschool
Even that is a stretch
He definitely was the smartest kid in class. No coincidence that he has made it big.
He is still a jerk though.
I can’t read
Drew gooden : WE’RE NOT THE SAME
pyro: danny gonzales made that video
ah yes, Danny Gorgonzola, my favourite Cheese
we are different none the less
They are the same person so he's not wrong xD
Danby nade rhe video????
WDYM. It's not Drew Gooden obviously, it's Young Face
When Jake's not hyperactive he's just seems slow, like he has trouble thinking.
What's up with him
trying to remember his script or something.
this dude is litterally just a ball of cringe when it comes down to it
Cocaine
drugs
Too many drugs.
Probably trying to think of more lies he can say to look better
"I wanted my fans to be able to connect with me on a different level."
... YUP!
100% not a cult
Pewdiepie: *goes on break*
Pyro:
Pewdiepie: *comes back*
Pyro: *wake*
Ok
nick names are hard omg how could we have been so blind
Pyro: "don't put it in a jar."
Me after following Whang! for over a year: *dirty thoughts*
Make sure it stays away from the radiator
That's disturbing
Please not the cum box
Hmm sweet nectar mason jar yucky
cum jar cum jar
"There are teenagers making millions"
and most of those already came from well off families. Add in, to be an "influencer" you need to be conventionally good looking.
Or you can complain about things in your bedroom with CS:GO surf gameplay
Who said you have to be good looking to be an influencer 😂, I see someone on youtube like callmecarson being a heavy influencer for me
@@rraff9679
Just because of that shitty "smpcraft" or whatever its called
@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 shitty?
Have you SEEN CallMeCarson? He's killing it
Jake: "dont title the video "video""
400 IQ moment
Jake looks like the guy who gives you tattoos for free to "Express his art."
Lmfao
no he'd be the guy asking for a free tattoo saying that he'd be giving the artist free promo in return
And gives you HIV in the process
R/rareinsults
And then asks for a tip
Is it weird that Jake’s setup looks exactly like every cult recruitment video
yea
Jake Paul is the RUclips Equivalent of Jim Jones.
You just created a conspiracy
@@imtryinatlife7904 Ok.
Jake Paul is discount Joseph Seed confirmed.
"Social Influencers": **Says some dumb shit about mental disorders**
Also "Social Influencers": **Gets major backlash**
"Social Influencers": That was meant to bring awareness to **insert mental disorder here**
Charlie Yang as a *mental disorder* person it make me :| fuck off prick paul, let me have issues in piece and not have people pretend to care about our problems for money
I like the way he calls Drew Gooden "Danny Gonzalez" and also the way he finishes what Drew started
Yeah lol
I literally confuse the two because for whatever reason they look so similar
12:45
- "I don't charge people for my mentorship"
- FFM costs 20 dollars a month
Well. Uh.
Yeah you literally need to pay to here that he doesn't make people to pay to here that
"why are kids sitting in "film" class learning from a teacher who has never made a film"
Why are kids watching "jake paul" learning from a youtuber who don't know how to make videos
VrockS why are kids watching “Jakarta Paul teaching finance, and he doesn’t even know how to finance.
That's actully a bit contrary
Outstanding move
Well, considering his bank account, I'd say he definitely knows how to make videos. That's not to say his content is good, but he does know what hes doing.
Damn dude you fuckin killed him lmao 🤣
“Fire your boss”
Modern problems require modern solutions
Snakes On The Square it’s because he dropped out of school because of this program
I have crippling diagnosed public anxiety that basically cripples me when I have to meet or talk to new people.
I’ve had instances where I have had break downs and near blackouts cus I had to just be in the laces with a lot of people.
So it really annoys me that jake thinks you can control it and just shut it off like “yeah bro, just stop”. Like I wish I could, do you think I want this?
"You need to title your video something interesting not just "video""
Vsauce:
9.1 Million views
true
Egg
I mean Vsauce was already well known
He’s big cheese.
@@diegov1743 Don't try to support Jake even a bit, please xD
I think at this point, Jake has solidified himself as the definition of shameless. Bruh is really selling self-help videos when he can't even help himself lol.
Anomalox he only wants to impress his fans, nobody else. That’s why he doesn’t respond to all
His hate
Thats how mafia works
Because he's washed. He isn't as relevant as before.
At this points? Like just now? And not like 4 Years ago? :D I lost hope that young children will ever be cured from such ppl O.o
@@andyschmidtchen494 well yes, he's done lots of stuff before. But, this literal pyramid scheme is by far the lowest he's gone
I feel like I'm losing brain cells hearing Jake talk. It seems like he didn't even prepare what he wanted to say.
he's high as a kite
jake paul, more like like jack no iq
he is the stupoid missi
maybe missing the chromosome¿
He didn't, I guarantee it...
Do you think he has the brain cells to prepare anything? He's a spoiled rotten child coasting on his undeserved fame from ignorant children. If this guy lost all his money today, he'd be on the street tomorrow. He's had everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Thats cuz he's a waterheaded douche, thats why
Telling someone who has depression to chill out and love life is like telling a person with asthma to just breathe.
"What if I don't have 20$?"
"Get them somehow."
go get your parents and say "invest"
@@wrx1th873 lmao
@@sabishi2150 time to sell myself on the street to get into that sweet jake paul get rich movement
One of the reasons why he appeals to children is that his cognitive development stayed at a level of a 10-year old. So I guess you could say that he really knows his audience.
No wonder
69 likes 😏😏
Hes got the child at heart perk from fallout 3
Probably younger considering his whole life he thought England was a city.
“I was the smartest kid in school”
*Dropped out*
*home-schooling*
@Red Battlefield Yeah past tense he quit school you cant be the smartest in school if you dont go to school
furry rawr xd lol
My teacher actually went to high school in Westlake with the Paul brothers and they were ... not quite the smartest
@Bendy001 YT the Paul brothers are dumb af
1:06 'Danny Gonzalez'
Nice
They are the same person what do you mean
10:25, anyone else thinking about that little kid who said "Jake I got bullied for wearing your merch, help"
No it was "morgz I'm getting bullied for wearing you're merch help"
@@pyroboi4593 oh, well someone probably got bullied for wearing one of the Pauls' merch
pyroboi 459 your*
*whatever* Shut the fuck up
*whatever* the kid said you’re it’s a quote
imagine a world where every single person on earth is an "influencer" we would starve to death
ugh
Right? lol
Influencers starving sounds like a fine world to live in.
Well depends on how advanced the society is, eventually probably even in a few hundred years Humans will just be real shitty versions of Robots that best case scenario can make better art, cuz we already have certain jobs replaced by Robots and Robots are only improving
Obviously because if everyone is an influencer there is no other jobs so no food will be produced
Job: where did you go to college
Guy: jake Paul taught me
Job:
Worlds first chair with 3k subs hello I’m subbed to you
Job: bruh moment
Job:you’re hired
Okay Ela
Job: [removed]
Pyro's impression of funny child man is scarily on-point
"Danny Gonzalez"
*he knows the lore*
CindyGrape I was searching the comments to see if anyone else acknowledged it.
They made a song for this
Hello gre g and stinkers
@@nitya404 *Little Stinkers
"PYRO is dominating PYRO"
Sounds like my wet dream.
PyroxPyro hentai ten hours
i bet you write fanfiction about this
Hott
Those w+m1 pyro are freaking gross and very nice because we're all needed those guy
Plus wet dream?
More like a maniac vision
@@lucascampbell8482 I wish my skills were that great.
Jake Paul was the kid who got Fs in school and then believed that he was going to be a doctor. and when he didnt he blamed the system
lmao
He's more of the kid thats says he's actually really smart he just doesn't want to apply himself but is genuinely braindead.
If Jake was the smartest in school.... then I'm an absolute genius!
Jake blames everything he can but himself for his problems.
I wouldn't be surprised if Jake is a narcissist.
Jake Paul is Judge Frollo confirmed
@@5H4NKTH35HARK according to shane dawson, he's a sociopath LMAO
Jake has been all over the news lately. I guess Logan has to go back to Japan again to get his clout back
@@thesockstealeriscomingforyou new Jake Paul video: I went to China and you WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I GOT
GOING TO CHINA AND CATCHING CORNA, THEN COMING BACK TO THE US! (GONE WRONG) (ORANGE MAN NO HAPPY)
All he has left to give now is controversy. He's finally at the end of his rope.
"Quit your job, drop out of school"
People who does this have a 90% chance that they're screwed.
Malaysia?
Malaysia gang
People who do this. not “does”
*People who do this, have a 99% chance of getting screwed over*
Fixed your comment bruh😳
you can always go back to school
12:33 He says while charging 20 bucks a month to mentor kids on "financial freedom".
Jake followed this plan so well he forgot to pay his taxes
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@monkey919 Rick roll
@@karalyna2004 legend
Still gonna click on it tho
"Pay Taxes" - President Campbell
Why learn about science when your teacher isn't even Bill Nye?
Bill fart
@@habibahdored5180 tf
Sebastian Studios *_bill fart_*
@@chennysstudios8006 bill fart
Bill nye isn't even a scientist though
"I don't charge people for my advise"
*Sets up an website for that gives crap advise for £20*
egg lord not crap but its already out there for free
But good point
😵😂
@@jobrenmar7513 it is crap
@@officialtwat5713 yeah I know I think I was half awake when I made that comment
oh boy that callmecarson joke aged well
Shut
Oh shit, something happened with callmecarson 2 months ago? I need to be on RUclips more.
@@focusfailing2831 Yeah, he sent the wrong kind of images to some people who weren’t old enough to see them
Your joke is bad because his joke wasn't even in any way related to what happened to Carson
Literally on any video that slightly mentioned callmecarson, there's always that one person who says "oh boy that aged well."
“quit your job and fire your boss”
remembers fans are all under the age of 12
“...or quit school”
Pretty sure 12 year olds aren't even this dumb.
@@AustinAKR 12 yr old kids: allow us to introduce ourselves
I’m four and a half years old, and even I’m not that retarded.
@@deadbush2812 butt
@@mayolover23 see soap here is who subscribes to him because he thinks "oh pretty color and funny hair! Press red button because he told so!
Is that a new haircut? You're looking like someone out to steal my lesbian Aunt rn. 😍😍😍
Mean Bean Productions
the fuck.......
wut?
What...? That's kinda weird.
That's very weird.
Man, you guys are out of the loop.
No homo tho...
" But first, I'd like to ann-"
I don't care what it is, I'm putting it in a jar and jizzing on it
.....no
Bruh this is a FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL
You’re a bottled banana, you are just jealous that you’re not in a jar.
CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DEN CREATURE!
whats the story behind the jar thing does, this have something to do with that MLP bodily fluid jar thing Ive heard of?
"Plus a ticket to see Jake on tour anytime in 2020"
Well, that didn't age well.
“It’s called multi-level marketing” Every “Entrepreneur” ever
As a true Greg it makes me happy that he mentioned Danny and instead showed Drew
Fellow Greg
Fellow Greg
Fellow Greg
Fellow Greg
Fellow Greg
Jake Paul: they were around internet and social media
Bill Gates: Am I a joke to you?
Jozef Wicks-Sharp yeah but he made a lot of things based around the subject that without the internet wouldn’t be what it is today
Pp juice butthole 👍
So bill gates wasn't around internet and social media?
aM i A jOkE tO yOu?
superpotatobro he was it’s just the irony of what jake said
I like how he calls drew, danny because they looks the same
I love that meme and it’s like they are the same exact person lol
15:59 Hold on... isn’t like the first video on RUclips literally called “Me at the zoo”
Havent seen u in a while
@@tammushican4823 Like a Phoenix from the ashes, he as risen again.
@@tammushican4823 The second coming
Oh, it's you. It's been a long time, how have you been?
@@elliebrooke3987 penis
"Petscop 2 cancelled over coronavirus concerns"
auhh DANG IT!
oh shit, here we go again...
Nuuuuu
Gorsh
We fukn need petscop 2
I’m pissed he didn’t title this, “Video”
I’m pissed you didn’t comment “Comment”
Reply
@@UseTheScience Im really pissed you did not reply "reply"
@@idontknowwhattoput1644
Reply of a reply
@@Ender_Rock reply of an original comment
"There's an old saying you are the sum of the five people you've hung out with the most"
Me with no friends: slowly disintegrates
imagine buying access to the site and its just Todd Howard trying to sell you fallout 76
Skyrim**
It just works...
At least seeing what bullshit he can come up with would be somewhat entertaining. Unlike whatever jake paul does
Cat jar
You’re right but we're gonna need 16x the detail of fallout 4
"danny gonzalez made a really good video about this"
i see what you did there
I am drewww, and I am danny, and I am Danny, and I am dannyy
I lost my mind
How to be successful on the internet
1. Get a raid shadow legends sponsorship
2. Have a boxing match.
3. Make apology video
4. Have children with their mommy credit card as your main audience