Jake Paul is worse than logan paul

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @kylerude4838
    @kylerude4838 5 лет назад +3531

    “I’m currently working on a game review”
    don’t do that, don’t give me hope

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond 5 лет назад +164

      boycott pyro till petscop 2

    • @richardomilos8686
      @richardomilos8686 5 лет назад +70

      @@AscendedBeyond u know petscop 2 is never coming its like half life 3(i know the vr game is coming out but not the same.)

    • @richardomilos8686
      @richardomilos8686 5 лет назад +7

      @Stahly The2nd alyx doesent count

    • @ggtylerr
      @ggtylerr 5 лет назад +1

      @@richardomilos8686 its the 3rd primary half life game

    • @thindon6661
      @thindon6661 5 лет назад +2

      It better be red dead if not petscop

  • @fitzer1881
    @fitzer1881 4 года назад +988

    "if I didn't lose 2 points I would've won"
    if I didnt boot that child, I wouldn't have gone to jail

    • @ピッコロは素晴らしいです
      @ピッコロは素晴らしいです 4 года назад +37

      If I didnt eat a peach I wouldnt have eaten a peach. Wow what an isnpiring man he is. Move over Socrates, Epicurus, etc.. Logan is here. lmao

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +32

      If I didn’t beat my wife, I wouldn’t have been arrested for domestic abuse

    • @anannoyingtoaster3888
      @anannoyingtoaster3888 4 года назад +27

      If I hadn’t committed arson and killed several families I would’ve not been sentenced to death

    • @redwing1766
      @redwing1766 4 года назад +14

      If I didn’t punt a dog, PETA wouldn’t be on my case

    • @BurntToast-nq6kl
      @BurntToast-nq6kl 3 года назад +2

      If I didn't put that fork in the microwave, it wouldn't have exploded, taking my house with it.

  • @jasongoestospace8415
    @jasongoestospace8415 5 лет назад +858

    I like how jake paul had an ice cube in his hand when hes “crying”

  • @tampabaysed
    @tampabaysed 4 года назад +3045

    I don't want to hear the phrase "I mean, I've taken true L's before" ever again.

    • @Shadowman_800
      @Shadowman_800 4 года назад +53

      tampa baysed: Well I mean, you have taken true L’s

    • @tampabaysed
      @tampabaysed 4 года назад +33

      @@Shadowman_800 ah damnit, touche zir

    • @deathmachine6771
      @deathmachine6771 4 года назад +28

      I mean, I've taken true Ds before

    • @arguedcorgi8628
      @arguedcorgi8628 4 года назад +16

      I mean, I've taken true E's before

    • @tampabaysed
      @tampabaysed 4 года назад +9

      @@deathmachine6771 Haven't we all?

  • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA914
    @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA914 5 лет назад +2824

    Logan Paul when he wakes up sneezing: *something* *is* *wrong* *i* *can* *feel* *it*

  • @parkermazilly5561
    @parkermazilly5561 5 лет назад +4063

    Tall Girl: You think your life is hard I wear size 13 Nikes
    Logan Paul: This morning I sneezed multiple times I need an ambulance

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +67

      Tall girl killed herself because of the difficulty experienced by being tall

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 4 года назад +54

      Tall girl eats people.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +40

      @@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 Tall girl eats dogs

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +12

      @Annie _ oh

    • @lowit9875
      @lowit9875 4 года назад +5

      They might be related

  • @boiledegg3935
    @boiledegg3935 5 лет назад +4010

    Has there been a pyrocynical video where he hasn’t mentioned pewdiepie in some form?

  • @therightknee3269
    @therightknee3269 4 года назад +695

    It’s scary how at 4:51, he predicted Jake Paul being arrested for tax evasion. Jesus Pyro, calm your psychic powers.

    • @Jxdeval
      @Jxdeval 3 года назад +8

      Truuu

    • @yaboianz
      @yaboianz 3 года назад +6

      omg yes

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 3 года назад +2

      hallelujah

    • @hakuacrow2295
      @hakuacrow2295 3 года назад +5

      He predicted rona too back then damn

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 3 года назад +3

      That's how they got Al Capone, So it'll work on Jake "Entitled piece of shit" Paul
      Also, I'm pretty sure Ohioans (Like myself) DESPISE him.

  • @karendavidson7752
    @karendavidson7752 5 лет назад +1588

    "If I didn't lose those 2 points I would have one won"
    But ya didn't

    • @lazed7399
      @lazed7399 5 лет назад +23

      I love how Logan is acting like a 12 year old “BUT I SNEEZED 3 TIMES” OR “BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE I LOST” he’s purposely trying to make himself win Logan has I thing where he’s acting pity about losing Sorry bro you lost that’s it Logan is 25yo and acts like he sucking off his mum and dad

    • @alaaalshaba9456
      @alaaalshaba9456 5 лет назад +11

      and if KSI cut off both his arms, Logan would have one. But he didn't.
      the argument he's putting is so dumb

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 2 года назад +1

      This just reminds me of that one quote...
      ruclips.net/video/Wf9FYqkyfIw/видео.html

    • @BonW
      @BonW Год назад +1

      "If I didn't lose I would have won."

  • @rayhangkhan
    @rayhangkhan 5 лет назад +721

    The fact that Jake Paul somehow makes a living with his single braincell gives me hope that I can make millions of money in my life

    • @elguitarristaandres3965
      @elguitarristaandres3965 5 лет назад +8

      He sold his soul

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 5 лет назад +6

      What makes you think that Jake Paul even had a sole to sell in the first place? He’s just been like this since birth smh.

    • @nerdstorma8427
      @nerdstorma8427 5 лет назад +2

      Legit, the two of them are both fucking shitheads

    • @Neon-vh3pe
      @Neon-vh3pe 5 лет назад +3

      Millions of money

    • @boyoboyo2272
      @boyoboyo2272 5 лет назад

      @TheFallsCapone "charm and charisma of a burning orphanage" lol!

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 5 лет назад +2492

    Jake looks like he’s wearing someone else’s chin

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 4 года назад +1457

    I remember the days where I didn’t know who the Paul brothers were, I heard people talking about them, but I didn’t know anything about them...
    I miss those days.

  • @NGB44
    @NGB44 5 лет назад +619

    hes straight up filming in boxers and a troll face shirt. we are on the wrong timeline

    • @BaxsStudios
      @BaxsStudios 5 лет назад +4

      And still looking better then I will ever do

    • @pcn3461
      @pcn3461 5 лет назад +4

      @Juan Cortez Muro honestly go away with your awful ads for your worse videos

    • @TheAllAroundMan
      @TheAllAroundMan 5 лет назад

      I'm just waiting for him to do a video in full crossplay

    • @lolzepic
      @lolzepic 5 лет назад

      @@pcn3461 ngl i kinda wanna watch doe

    • @FierceScavenger
      @FierceScavenger 5 лет назад +1

      He is too busy coOOooOomming

  • @shruthis2149
    @shruthis2149 5 лет назад +4914

    It's funny how Logan filmed a dead body and is still more tolerable than Jake Paul

    • @bluewaters7330
      @bluewaters7330 5 лет назад +234

      That really speaks volumes.

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 5 лет назад +98

      I mean, I hate Logan Paul as much as the next brainlet, but that was two years ago let it go!

    • @mohammed97x6
      @mohammed97x6 5 лет назад +13

      Shruthi S what’s wrong with filming dead body

    • @moresoulthanasockwithahole3493
      @moresoulthanasockwithahole3493 5 лет назад +237

      @@mohammed97x6 what's wrong?!

    • @FourDozenEggs
      @FourDozenEggs 5 лет назад +229

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Um, how about no? Filming a dead body and laughing while doing so is not something that can be forgiven simply because of the passage of 2 years. If he actually became a good person since then, I'd forgive him. Unfortunately he is still a douchebag so forgiveness is not really an option for most people.

  • @Stargazer_Pie
    @Stargazer_Pie 5 лет назад +927

    Logan Paul loses
    Logan Paul: “So guys we did it”

  • @buizeltube6624
    @buizeltube6624 4 года назад +150

    Pyrocynical's sponsor segments are absolutely amazing. It's amazing how the sponsors approve the scripts for these segments.

    • @crandy6541
      @crandy6541 4 года назад +4

      monster legends is best game go get it

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 3 года назад +4

      Monster legends is the best game on the planet (This comment is totally not sponsored by monster legends)

    • @dyspnoe586
      @dyspnoe586 3 года назад +2

      @@ruthvik8913 Not funny, did not laugh.

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX 5 лет назад +4837

    "Is jake paul worse than logan paul" I dunno cancer and aids are both pretty bad........

    • @mr.x4036
      @mr.x4036 5 лет назад +261

      Logan is not AIDs. Hes the whole fucking chart of STDs and STIs.

    • @counter-weightmedias2263
      @counter-weightmedias2263 5 лет назад +103

      ▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░ Jimmy Tuggs ▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃ Honestly I’d rather have only Logan on RUclips than only Jake

    • @arkeyez5794
      @arkeyez5794 5 лет назад +85

      What on earth is that name mate? I feel like im back in 2008

    • @counter-weightmedias2263
      @counter-weightmedias2263 5 лет назад +27

      FantasticEggs He’s not that bad tbh, he has potential to make at least watchable content if he lets go of associating with his brother and trying to be a Paul, losing his ego, he’d actually make decent content probably

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +13

      It’s more lung cancer vs bladder cancer.

  • @AMSASH
    @AMSASH 5 лет назад +2523

    I love how he clearly doesn’t like mobile games, but he just gotta get that bread

    • @profetional4574
      @profetional4574 5 лет назад +8

      LoL

    • @caula1815
      @caula1815 5 лет назад +132

      no sponsor=no food

    • @trash1170
      @trash1170 5 лет назад +22

      AMSASH he needs a car man give him some slack

    • @Puhtatr
      @Puhtatr 5 лет назад +41

      @@caula1815 no sponsor = no petscop 2

    • @TheFaqvideos
      @TheFaqvideos 5 лет назад

      Imagine if he wasn't an upper class man.

  • @realGilby
    @realGilby 5 лет назад +3094

    Is nobody going to mention the fact that pyro isn't wearing any pants

    • @quenonisbsphennin4286
      @quenonisbsphennin4286 5 лет назад +139

      shut the fuck up

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 5 лет назад +17

      @@quenonisbsphennin4286 why

    • @suhaibimran4755
      @suhaibimran4755 5 лет назад +109

      @@Helixxs Just shut the fuck up

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 лет назад +72

      He normally doesn't wears pants while making vids it's a normal thing

    • @caik9469
      @caik9469 5 лет назад +27

      @@zedaddy3530 yeah just shut the fuck up

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 4 года назад +605

    That "E" joke amused me more than it should have.

    • @Ethonra
      @Ethonra 4 года назад +2

      @TOKiDOKi Nice.

    • @KingOfCoconuts
      @KingOfCoconuts 4 года назад +3

      E

    • @Qausuality
      @Qausuality 4 года назад +6

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    • @oldculi
      @oldculi 4 года назад +6

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    • @YvenvH
      @YvenvH 4 года назад +4

      @LetemNo
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  • @Spacecoastjt
    @Spacecoastjt 5 лет назад +643

    Jake Paul looks like he’s hitting his mid life crisis early

  • @toesnatcher48
    @toesnatcher48 5 лет назад +2251

    “I got a game review coming up”
    Me: *spits out luke warm coffee*
    P e t s c o p 2 ??

    • @myra1222
      @myra1222 5 лет назад +66

      *oh shit it’s happening*

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 лет назад +40

      it's far cry 3

    • @beep898
      @beep898 5 лет назад +21

      everyone stay calm

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 лет назад +13

      pyro responded to my comment about that saying it's far cry 3

    • @toddv3877
      @toddv3877 5 лет назад +2

      Same!!!!!

  • @D4rknesskay
    @D4rknesskay 5 лет назад +834

    I never noticed Jake Pauls chin. He has enough to share some with leafy

    • @Metalrave
      @Metalrave 5 лет назад +12

      Its's almost 2020 bruh this joke is like 5 years old

    • @90seconds35
      @90seconds35 5 лет назад +9

      @@Metalrave leafy's chin is eternal my guy

    • @tvjam428
      @tvjam428 5 лет назад

      maybe he’d return to youtube

    • @achia8844
      @achia8844 5 лет назад +5

      @@tvjam428 no pls we're fine without him

    • @nimrkh
      @nimrkh 5 лет назад

      i literally forgot leafy existed

  • @benpalmer4852
    @benpalmer4852 4 года назад +434

    I never get how his advertisers let him use such little enthusiasm

    • @mihneaiordan1813
      @mihneaiordan1813 4 года назад +32

      You see, it's all meta and shit. And it really doesn't matter since you'll be skipping most of it anyway, they just need to sucker punch you with it in the first two seconds so you just might care enough after seeing it in 15 different places.

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 4 года назад +40

      Mobile games don't give a shit about what you do in your advert. Look at Raid, they're fucking asking RUclipsrs which have mocked them/insulted them/fucking EXPOSED them to sponsor them. And you can do anything in their ads, as long as you don't directly insult them. All mobile games act like this, the difference being Raid somehow has so much money they just spam everyone. Pretty sure they're running some sort of illegal operation.

    • @thecentralintelligenceagen9963
      @thecentralintelligenceagen9963 3 года назад +4

      @@tragedyplustime8271 money laundering more than likely

  • @blade3029
    @blade3029 5 лет назад +988

    “I’ve taken true L’s before” - Logan Paul

    • @tgh4v0c48
      @tgh4v0c48 5 лет назад +1

      Blade302 that is true

    • @_Atlas.
      @_Atlas. 5 лет назад +6

      How is there not a space between your L and s?
      L's... I guess that's how

    • @rkellyslieutenant2005
      @rkellyslieutenant2005 5 лет назад +3

      @@ricardohoang8452 Greg paul balls is a true L

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад

      @@rkellyslieutenant2005 LMAO

    • @notsocaringwolf.3763
      @notsocaringwolf.3763 5 лет назад +5

      Ironic since the first letter on his name is a "L".

  • @billy_bunzz2993
    @billy_bunzz2993 5 лет назад +447

    I love how Logan refers to his Japan incident as “a true L”

  • @Jdubz1
    @Jdubz1 5 лет назад +327

    It's actually mental how logan records dead things while making jokes about them and he is still the more likeable brother

  • @jacobg1796
    @jacobg1796 4 года назад +82

    The fact that the deepest way he can portray regret for his past actions is by saying "I took an L" really sums up how emotionally illiterate Jake Paul

  • @slipperynipple6065
    @slipperynipple6065 5 лет назад +2119

    jake paul looks like Ellen DeGeneres's neglected transitioning son

  • @cinderiydusk859
    @cinderiydusk859 5 лет назад +717

    Honestly, pyros hair be looking like an asparagus.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 5 лет назад +244

    "he calls Shannon"
    Implying Shannon doesn't stand watch beside his bed every night so he can scream "" LET'S GO CHAMP" first thing in the morning.

  • @legendarymeatbeater2986
    @legendarymeatbeater2986 4 года назад +89

    I still can’t unsee 7:21 of Jake Paul's outfit looking like a poor man's Ignis from Final Fantasy XV

  • @AA-lv4gg
    @AA-lv4gg 5 лет назад +928

    Pyro: this video is sponsored by-
    Me:>>10 Seconds >>10 Seconds >>10 Seconds

  • @prod.und333ead
    @prod.und333ead 5 лет назад +716

    Nobody:
    Logan Paul when he wakes up:
    *AAaChOooOoOiOooOoOo*

  • @kidjr.9520
    @kidjr.9520 5 лет назад +3712

    Jake paul crying is faker then an Indian serial.

    • @alvarezrodriguez4163
      @alvarezrodriguez4163 5 лет назад +14

      Faker daker

    • @coolnchilled2456
      @coolnchilled2456 5 лет назад +17

      Joseph Magar ok to be fair I’ve used ice cubes to reduce the swelling after crying or after I play a physical sport. I learned to do it when I was young and Ik plenty of ppl who do it so I don’t think he was fake crying about his older brothers loss who he looks up to.

    • @rektzvlogs4715
      @rektzvlogs4715 5 лет назад +1

      sod thing

    • @senpai9046
      @senpai9046 5 лет назад +5

      @@coolnchilled2456 lol so you make diss tracks about your idols..

    • @coolnchilled2456
      @coolnchilled2456 5 лет назад

      mr purplefrog wat

  • @alexanderhall362
    @alexanderhall362 4 года назад +267

    They shouldn't have deducted 2 points, they should've disqualified him.

    • @skrtreynolds
      @skrtreynolds 4 года назад +14

      nah, cause if they disqualified him he’d bitch more than he already did afterwards. this way he took a straight up, whole hearted L. no ifs, ands, but’s, or asterisks on that shit.

  • @dogeraid5937
    @dogeraid5937 4 года назад +1050

    Pyro's looks like he's getting sick of mobile apps sponsoring him everytime he sponsors apps

  • @god7142
    @god7142 5 лет назад +258

    Jake's dog in the passenger seat is just a Tana stunt double

    • @knightofetro13
      @knightofetro13 5 лет назад +28

      Don’t insult the poor dog like that.

    • @rachidsghaier7035
      @rachidsghaier7035 5 лет назад +1

      Your profile pic
      U having fun with the diamonds

  • @EmeraldHero
    @EmeraldHero 5 лет назад +513

    Pyrocynical’s hair looks like he has been sleeping on the streets for a month, then decided to style his hair, then gave up half way through

  • @DimwitdoggoYT
    @DimwitdoggoYT 4 года назад +60

    Pyro: "He puts him self in the third person"
    Brad who forgot the button for first person: "Brad finds this very funny"

  • @Ben-hd7rl
    @Ben-hd7rl 5 лет назад +150

    “And the ace family I think They where probably looking for loose change in between the seats”

  • @User-lx2ye
    @User-lx2ye 5 лет назад +251

    When u see the ice cube in jakes hand as he is "crying"

    • @tri_x3338
      @tri_x3338 5 лет назад +13

      Took the E.

    • @MirvDingle
      @MirvDingle 5 лет назад +1

      most likely trying to make his eyes less puffy for the interviews

    • @MirvDingle
      @MirvDingle 5 лет назад

      @@PunMister think what you want brother

  • @bazza19
    @bazza19 5 лет назад +152

    RUclips crashed on my phone as soon as Jake Paul's face appeared, clearly even my phone doesn't want to see that

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 5 лет назад +16

      Your FBI agent isn't desperate enough for that

    • @straight1080
      @straight1080 5 лет назад

      Mobile phones does not have emotion.

  • @heckinfrick2188
    @heckinfrick2188 4 года назад +48

    “If I didn’t lose those 2 points, I would have won”
    darn! if i didn't make any mistakes in smash bros i would have beaten some pro!

  • @averagewhitemale.
    @averagewhitemale. 5 лет назад +1546

    Jesus your hair has literally turned into McDonalds French fries.

    • @sirchip7070
      @sirchip7070 5 лет назад +21

      Someone’s ready to cosplay as Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 5 лет назад +6

      @@sirchip7070 or snake from metal gear solid.

    • @РилСлавГф
      @РилСлавГф 5 лет назад +5

      Shhhhh,we don't really want Bootleg Nick Crompton back

    • @barackobama5631
      @barackobama5631 5 лет назад +2

      Fuckin how does that look like French Frys the hell ueating

    • @davertig035
      @davertig035 5 лет назад +6

      Shuttup he looks ePiC!

  • @nyuganation9507
    @nyuganation9507 5 лет назад +398

    Logan paul: due to my respiratory organs being damaged while dueling the one known as ksi my performance in combat was rather bleak. If i were to have been in full capacity of my strength i would have easily demolished the one known as ksi during our clash. Now that i have equipped all with this new knowledge the one known as ksi shall eternally live with the fact that i hadn't fought at full capacity and i shall refuse any requests from my combatant or my followers or any other to attempt combat yet again with that arrogant fool and he shall be forever mentally tormented knowing that he had only won by mere luck.

  • @fried7431
    @fried7431 5 лет назад +321

    “I’ve got a game review to do”
    Pyro OG fans: 👀

    • @Cheesemongle
      @Cheesemongle 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh.

    • @WhatIf708
      @WhatIf708 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh cheese

    • @meattheww
      @meattheww 5 лет назад +4

      Its probably the spyro review he's been working on

    • @existentialcrisis4988
      @existentialcrisis4988 5 лет назад +2

      Can we spam the game review with "Make Petscop 2" if it isn't?

    • @bluerious5475
      @bluerious5475 5 лет назад +1

      Fivecentfrosty I mean it would make sense if it was Petscop though, it’s over now.

  • @collinbellamy4218
    @collinbellamy4218 4 года назад +37

    “I think I have cancer”
    “Why?”
    “I sneezed”

  • @declanchampie
    @declanchampie 5 лет назад +276

    Logan Paul:
    Three Sneezes: Ima bout to end this mans whole career

  • @justafruit3301
    @justafruit3301 5 лет назад +6811

    Why does he look like a 30 year old, lesbian, millennial, albert einstein

    • @blueoceancorporations1019
      @blueoceancorporations1019 5 лет назад +483

      Because he is a 30 year old, lesbian, millenial Albert Einstein.

    • @Dryice36
      @Dryice36 5 лет назад +45

      official class treasurer the profecy is true

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 5 лет назад +258

      Who? Pyro, Jake or Paul? They all kinda look the same to me

    • @bignut02
      @bignut02 5 лет назад +111

      Duddridge1 All white guys on the internet

    • @Koujicoco
      @Koujicoco 5 лет назад +9

      Was that a compliment

  • @somegem6344
    @somegem6344 5 лет назад +917

    That Animal Crossing New Leaf tune giving me nostalgia.

    • @LiZelda_16
      @LiZelda_16 4 года назад +3

      Some Gem sameee I can’t believe the new game is coming out in a month! 💕💕

    • @somegem6344
      @somegem6344 4 года назад +1

      @@LiZelda_16 same

    • @carltheneat
      @carltheneat 4 года назад +9

      I still like new leaf more then new horizons

    • @valentina-hj8kv
      @valentina-hj8kv 4 года назад +4

      DopeToad honestly same but the graphics are horrendous 😭😭

    • @corn_xyrup
      @corn_xyrup 4 года назад +1

      @@carltheneat ive only played new horizons, but i think they're doing slow updates for it, which i like personally. gives you something to wait for, but new leaf seems like a lot of fun too

  • @scarface1877
    @scarface1877 4 года назад +238

    Me: throws up blood
    Jake Paul: i Cough three times this morning

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад +7

      From what I've figured by watching american media, if you sneeze 3 times in the morning, it's time to mortgage your house to pay off for the medical bills.

    • @hellgod6141
      @hellgod6141 4 года назад +1

      i hope he's ok let us pray for him😔👐🏿👐🏿

    • @Duck-vy2ex
      @Duck-vy2ex 4 года назад +1

      Call the ambulance

    • @Cluelessdumpling
      @Cluelessdumpling 4 года назад

      Bro he sneezed get it right

    • @manongautier2272
      @manongautier2272 2 года назад +1

      Are you okay ?

  • @G3nUWU
    @G3nUWU 5 лет назад +611

    Reporter: So did you lose Logan?
    Logan: Yes'nt

    • @mastercretin3432
      @mastercretin3432 5 лет назад

      10K Subscribers with no Videos, For the memes?? 69

    • @a.monach7602
      @a.monach7602 5 лет назад +4

      You fool, you have a video on your channel.
      Mission failed.

    • @sinisterz3r090
      @sinisterz3r090 5 лет назад +2

      This comedy is absolutely incredible. I was going to kill myself but after this joke I think I'm going to cure cancer. This joke is beautiful.

    • @G3nUWU
      @G3nUWU 5 лет назад +1

      @@sinisterz3r090 ...glad it did Make you Laugh

  • @Memestix
    @Memestix 5 лет назад +752

    Is it me or pyro looks like Gordon Ramsay with his new hairstyle

  • @Zjef12
    @Zjef12 5 лет назад +196

    Pyro: * Finally gets ads *
    Also Pyro: Aight Imma spam my vid with ads

    • @Mindgamingu
      @Mindgamingu 5 лет назад +6

      Zjef me: has RUclips red. Doesn’t know what ya mean

    • @Berchh
      @Berchh 5 лет назад +9

      Hey man, money is nice

    • @punpun6596
      @punpun6596 5 лет назад +2

      Not didn’t funny laugh

    • @Emily-mn2ie
      @Emily-mn2ie 5 лет назад +2

      Zjef
      Well man needs his dolla

    • @SaintLoser
      @SaintLoser 5 лет назад +2

      My stupid ass thought you typed “Finally gets aids”

  • @sonymouna931
    @sonymouna931 4 года назад +90

    Funny how the dude who lost was more real about it than his brother, even though he made excuses

  • @AquaGameing
    @AquaGameing 5 лет назад +641

    Jake Paul looks like he has serious daddy issues, lol.

  • @odaparasite987
    @odaparasite987 5 лет назад +589

    pyrocynical’s dad is in jail because he forget to pay his tv license

    • @gazbomber4700
      @gazbomber4700 5 лет назад +2

      st_al OI BRUV

    • @fixse6390
      @fixse6390 5 лет назад +10

      Can relate I'm serving 24 consecutive life sentences for the same reason

    • @ifyoureadthisv1
      @ifyoureadthisv1 5 лет назад +1

      soperder man same but I’m serving it for violating the Geneva Convention in every way possible

    • @proph7543
      @proph7543 5 лет назад +2

      he used a microwave app to pretend it was microwave but microwave fail and he arrest and now dad is called hate crime by people in suits :(

    • @crimsonszero
      @crimsonszero 5 лет назад +1

      now that’s what i call an L

  • @exr7zz737
    @exr7zz737 5 лет назад +195

    2017 Pyro: Bullies Children
    2018 Pyro: Bullies Teenagers
    2019 Pyro: Wears outdated meme shirt

    • @masahirosakurai2042
      @masahirosakurai2042 5 лет назад +10

      U mad bro???????????????

    • @bluewaters7330
      @bluewaters7330 5 лет назад +7

      Jake paul-
      When he was younger: bullies kids at school
      Now: bullies ppl his age/ ex members of team 10.
      Still dabs-

    • @complexmind8041
      @complexmind8041 5 лет назад +1

      “Bullues”

    • @exr7zz737
      @exr7zz737 5 лет назад

      @@complexmind8041 i was typing to fast pal

  • @izzyt5914
    @izzyt5914 4 года назад +39

    When the Pauls say Ws and Ls instead of wins and losses, I can feel my brain cells dying, one by one.

    • @wizardmaster7475
      @wizardmaster7475 3 года назад +1

      Yeah especially when their mom referred them as W’s and L’s.

  • @blankname2445
    @blankname2445 5 лет назад +118

    I love how when jake said it’s rigged even logan went like “what bro”

  • @ithurtstolive6617
    @ithurtstolive6617 5 лет назад +494

    "I'm gonna stop with the commentary videos..."
    Petscop 2: So you're saying there's a chance.

    • @thomasagra856
      @thomasagra856 5 лет назад +18

      MAYBE petscop, maybe half life, who knows!

    • @yaboi6665
      @yaboi6665 5 лет назад +3

      Game review? Petscop review?

    • @hawtsauce3803
      @hawtsauce3803 5 лет назад +1

      Half life has already been announced by valve

    • @Pokewars9000
      @Pokewars9000 5 лет назад

      Half life half petscop

    • @hawtsauce3803
      @hawtsauce3803 5 лет назад +1

      GD Semi :Half Life Alyx it’s In Vr

  • @affytapple5309
    @affytapple5309 5 лет назад +293

    Jotaro looks like he’s about to tell you why drugs are bad

    • @majinbjebus4918
      @majinbjebus4918 5 лет назад +16

      My son you mean.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 5 лет назад +11

      DIO BRANDO he’s not your son
      That’s Giorno

    • @affytapple5309
      @affytapple5309 5 лет назад +6

      DIO BRANDO Your son is a good role model btw

    • @wormsogle7692
      @wormsogle7692 5 лет назад +3

      @@CrasherX2000 That's the joke

    • @drewsillytoo
      @drewsillytoo 4 года назад +6

      @@CrasherX2000 he means that Giorno is about to tell you why drugs are bad you idiot

  • @nedgregory2094
    @nedgregory2094 3 года назад +21

    i live my life by the quote: “logan paul, funny. jake paul, insane. ksi, jared leto. joker.”

  • @iswallowedabricklol2901
    @iswallowedabricklol2901 5 лет назад +246

    Half of the people who Jake Paul mentioned weren't even there

  • @justvibes4708
    @justvibes4708 5 лет назад +76

    Pyro: "game review"
    Everyone: "PETSCOP 2!!!"

    • @notagenwunner9299
      @notagenwunner9299 5 лет назад

      TØP SPACE I’m still waiting for his 1 million subscribers special

  • @Justaviewer6461
    @Justaviewer6461 5 лет назад +475

    Pyro sounded like he wanted to DIE when he said the ad

    • @thomasagra856
      @thomasagra856 5 лет назад +8

      Yup

    • @daevtunes8561
      @daevtunes8561 5 лет назад +3

      @@thomasagra856
      Creative response mate

    • @yeetyeeterson5444
      @yeetyeeterson5444 5 лет назад

      BB87C
      Cool comment, thanks for sharing.

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 5 лет назад +3

      yeet yeeterson
      Good observation, your response is much appreciated

    • @jayy6720
      @jayy6720 5 лет назад +1

      Larik
      excellent reply good sir

  • @strangerx8606
    @strangerx8606 4 года назад +34

    Pyro: KSI won that fight, big win for UK
    Me who lives in the US: You mean big win for 95% of the worlds population?

  • @firewolfcaves
    @firewolfcaves 5 лет назад +280

    Jake cant handle his brother losing so he films a dead body himself

  • @quitsted2097
    @quitsted2097 5 лет назад +217

    How can a guy who recorded a dead body be more likeable than some toddler in an adult body.

    • @lapazthegreat3531
      @lapazthegreat3531 5 лет назад

      Aika what are you talking about

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 5 лет назад +10

      Lapaz The great Logan filmed a dead body, uncensored, put it in the thumbnail for his child audience. Much like how Tana Mongoose filmed a dead body in a bathroom, uncensored, and somehow nobody talks about it.

    • @Random-wo6xq
      @Random-wo6xq 5 лет назад +5

      Imma be honest here, way to many people pretended to be offended by that dead body

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 5 лет назад +19

      @@Random-wo6xq we're not offended by the dead body, we just have no respect for the jackass who recorded and put it on RUclips

    • @Ryan.Harris
      @Ryan.Harris 5 лет назад

      bananasinfrench he censored it asshat

  • @cazfazproductions
    @cazfazproductions 5 лет назад +456

    Jake Paul’s chin looks like the dislike button

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT Год назад +4

    "Uuuuhhhhh... I'm coooming."
    Already a great start and we aren't even in 30 seconds in.

  • @sappyme
    @sappyme 5 лет назад +160

    “I lost” ❌
    “I took the L” ✅

  • @RykerAccardi
    @RykerAccardi 5 лет назад +433

    everyone: xd petscop
    me, an intellectual: rain world review
    seriously pyro pls

    • @akiyo3243
      @akiyo3243 5 лет назад +3

      ah, i see yure a man of culture as well

    • @celcs5258
      @celcs5258 5 лет назад +2

      @@akiyo3243 ooooo

    • @lynley3
      @lynley3 5 лет назад

      Lol 420 likes I’m not messing this up

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад

      Slugkat Good intellect point mate 👌

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 лет назад +251

    Jake: It's probably rigged
    Logan: itS RIGGED HE SAYS

  • @Just_Kys
    @Just_Kys 4 года назад +7

    I think you’re the only youtuber I’ve ever witnessed who actually makes the “ad” part of the video fun

    • @wubbawubba3396
      @wubbawubba3396 4 года назад +1

      You ever watch the internet historian's ads?

    • @Just_Kys
      @Just_Kys 4 года назад +1

      Jonathan Doe no?

    • @wubbawubba3396
      @wubbawubba3396 4 года назад +1

      @@Just_Kys You're missing out on something special. Even in some of Pyro's videos, he "references" (practically plagiarizes) some of his ads.

    • @Just_Kys
      @Just_Kys 4 года назад

      Jonathan Doe is there a special video that shows their funniest ads?

    • @wubbawubba3396
      @wubbawubba3396 4 года назад +1

      @@Just_Kys ruclips.net/video/5-3okJRuPhA/видео.html It's a compilation of all of his ads. The beginning is rather slow, but that's mainly cuz he used to sorta do it seriously, but ended up taking it less and less seriously. His channel is criminally underrated.

  • @sugasinfireration5863
    @sugasinfireration5863 5 лет назад +189

    He is seriously acting like there needs to be someone to make him look stupid as if he couldn't do that on his own.

  • @Gengjy
    @Gengjy 5 лет назад +334

    At the beginning Pyro sounds like he's constipated.

  • @ZionistGundam
    @ZionistGundam 5 лет назад +400

    “Did you won?”
    Logan : “yes but actually yes”

    • @ihbupontyne
      @ihbupontyne 5 лет назад +4

      kurumi chan everything about this comment is terrible including your profile picture

    • @michaelfahy3347
      @michaelfahy3347 5 лет назад

      The average jojo-Tard

    • @gigi_sings8782
      @gigi_sings8782 5 лет назад +3

      Milf hunter gang

    • @dumtree3727
      @dumtree3727 5 лет назад

      He w E n

    • @CrnogorskiNacionalista
      @CrnogorskiNacionalista 5 лет назад

      Who are people who like this stupid ass shit like wtf is wrong with you bro

  • @tylerbarnes8110
    @tylerbarnes8110 4 года назад +820

    Seeing jake Paul make me wish I wasn’t born in Ohio

    • @qdawgger
      @qdawgger 4 года назад +10

      tyler barnes same man it makes me ashamed of myself

    • @tylerbarnes8110
      @tylerbarnes8110 4 года назад +4

      Qdawgger glad I’m not the only one

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 4 года назад +2

      Ah, some other Ohioans

    • @tylerbarnes8110
      @tylerbarnes8110 4 года назад +1

      Jordan likes cake what part of Ohio are you from

    • @qdawgger
      @qdawgger 4 года назад

      tyler barnes I’m near Columbus

  • @swordhunter12
    @swordhunter12 5 лет назад +139

    Logan: I feel like I actually won that fight.
    Geras: The refrain of failures throughout history.

  • @lewis5794
    @lewis5794 5 лет назад +53

    "Jake Paul is worse then Logal Paul"
    Pyro: In other news, the sky is blue.

  • @outpostorange9580
    @outpostorange9580 5 лет назад +322

    Logan: "I was sick"
    Audience: "Yeah, sick in a different way"

  • @SauceBoy69
    @SauceBoy69 4 года назад +31

    It’s like me giving excuses when I loose in a game.

    • @wtprkek1847
      @wtprkek1847 4 года назад +1

      lose*

    • @manio_e
      @manio_e 3 года назад

      @bumbling moron win untaketh

  • @chronictoasty-_-1969
    @chronictoasty-_-1969 5 лет назад +490

    “Hi, I’m James A. Janisse. And welcome to the mid roll count.”

  • @justinasdraugelis9921
    @justinasdraugelis9921 5 лет назад +465

    Anyone else notice the ice cube in jake’s hand when he was “crying”

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 5 лет назад +1

      Justinas Draugelis ya

    • @jasonpwnd
      @jasonpwnd 5 лет назад +30

      People do that to try to prevent their eyes from being puffy after crying.
      I really do think Jake Paul just is this much of a cry baby and he really was crying over his brother losing lol

    • @masrr3678
      @masrr3678 5 лет назад +1

      @@jasonpwnd who's eyes get puffy after crying? Is that a thing?

    • @Rey-tv2fu
      @Rey-tv2fu 5 лет назад +16

      MASRR yes? Lol

    • @justinasdraugelis9921
      @justinasdraugelis9921 5 лет назад

      jasonpwnd well its one or the other atleast

  • @corytheodst5260
    @corytheodst5260 5 лет назад +240

    “I’ll buy the one that looks like vanossgaming” bruh it’s 3AM and I completely lost it

    • @accountwontlastlong1
      @accountwontlastlong1 5 лет назад

      esta rugo no lastamos vanossgaming Beatbox Dog Sings Trololo las aqui si tamo Awesome Pokemon Thing 10 Hours chicones

    • @KovaKoala
      @KovaKoala 5 лет назад

      @@accountwontlastlong1 yeP

  • @sqsu
    @sqsu 3 года назад +20

    His mom took his Cuban cigar away, that's why he's sad.

  • @supplici
    @supplici 5 лет назад +304

    so no one says how pyro is in only his shirt and underwear

    • @Jet1sH3re
      @Jet1sH3re 5 лет назад +45

      Supplici considering how his hair looks I’d say he probably just rolled outta bed

    • @alisonnyanyannya
      @alisonnyanyannya 5 лет назад +8

      I was scrolling the comments just to see if someone else was wondering wtf was going on

    • @monkfish2047
      @monkfish2047 5 лет назад +7

      Shut up it's november

    • @joanabrown8D
      @joanabrown8D 5 лет назад

      Ok

    • @supplici
      @supplici 5 лет назад

      JetGamerGirl275 zombie said bruh

  • @zank5840
    @zank5840 5 лет назад +408

    "i'm currently working on a game review"
    tell me it's petscop 2

  • @xcereza
    @xcereza 5 лет назад +78

    "I hope JJ is alive for the rest of this life."
    -Sneezy boi 2019

    • @Mani-wh5yf
      @Mani-wh5yf 5 лет назад

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts clown

  • @itsjustlucas403
    @itsjustlucas403 4 года назад +34

    “YoU cAnT EvEn TalK tO mE oFf CamErA” but didn’t he say he doesn’t have a fake camera persona anymore..? So what difference would it make?

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 4 года назад +1

      I feel like words come out of his mouth without him actually thinking about what hes saying. Its like that feature on google where it recommends what to type, hes got one of those installed in his brain.

  • @albertdeluxe8966
    @albertdeluxe8966 5 лет назад +84

    Ok, I get it. Round 1: tie. Rematch: KSI wins... Anyone wanna bet money who wins the next inevitable rematch next year?

    • @michaelcraft8603
      @michaelcraft8603 5 лет назад +9

      I'm going with le epic suicide vlog funny man Logangster Pauls

  • @zmarakkhan6130
    @zmarakkhan6130 5 лет назад +420

    Is Logan Paul that guy who showed a dead body

  • @lookingforsponsors9548
    @lookingforsponsors9548 5 лет назад +75

    me: *doesnt talk for 13 minutes*
    pyro:.... shut up....

    • @Ash-je2xk
      @Ash-je2xk 5 лет назад +2

      My finger smells like shit

  • @sadiehansen1354
    @sadiehansen1354 4 года назад +10

    that dog is a long-suffering hero

  • @yourboyjomo4175
    @yourboyjomo4175 5 лет назад +89

    Joe weller: asks Jake paul a question
    Jake: Whos joe?

  • @RP51__
    @RP51__ 5 лет назад +288

    Pyro would be sponsored 8 times more if he took sponsorships seriously

    • @mindlessautomaton
      @mindlessautomaton 5 лет назад +34

      I actually find the way he presents them refreshing

    • @SaltyNard
      @SaltyNard 5 лет назад +2

      @@mindlessautomaton ye it works better. Look at shirtz and honey on Cold Ones. They love being presented differently.

    • @icarusthorn9739
      @icarusthorn9739 5 лет назад +2

      Who gives a shit about seriously lmao. I'll skip all RUclips ads except for Internet Historian and Pyro because they're different.

    • @alexandrepaiva6446
      @alexandrepaiva6446 5 лет назад +1

      @@icarusthorn9739 go check internet comment etiquette ones. They are the real shit

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 5 лет назад

      pyro is gay

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +84

    Jake Paul: *Sees Logan Paul*
    Finally a worth opponent, our battle will be legendary

    • @Nigel_Camilleri
      @Nigel_Camilleri 5 лет назад +6

      Tfw he edits the comment but it still has spelling mistakes

  • @akshobhyavarma
    @akshobhyavarma 4 года назад +10

    His dog thor is just sad, he wanted to go to a walk but jake said no, this is so sad. :(