Logan Paul's documentary is worse than you can imagine

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @vanillaturtle9876
    @vanillaturtle9876 5 лет назад +4803

    "You'll never get Petscop 2 at this rate"
    >implying we will actually get Petscop 2

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +62

      Mother 3: *grins*

    • @DrRichardzz
      @DrRichardzz 4 года назад +51

      Threatening we’ll never get Petscop 2 for years.
      Why do you think you’re labelled under “Cancer”, Pyro?

    • @rainstayz962
      @rainstayz962 4 года назад +11

      Then we gonna want Petscop 3 lol.

    • @parkermankey3898
      @parkermankey3898 4 года назад +5

      hes already confirmed that

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 4 года назад +13

      Jayden Palermo (STUDENT) the original channel made more Petscop content after Pyro’s original video. People want Pyro to make Petscop 2

  • @coronastoreneilly1931
    @coronastoreneilly1931 5 лет назад +1478

    Before Fight:
    “lets go champ”
    After fight:
    “champ...lets go”

  • @jesskesmayass7727
    @jesskesmayass7727 5 лет назад +5065

    Ksi: *wins*
    Logan: “i was sick.....i sneezed 3 times..”

  • @gamesgamer2091
    @gamesgamer2091 4 года назад +781

    I think the worst part of the documentary is hearing an adult mother refer to her son having a bunch of Ws and a big L in a serious matter is as bad as Logan Paul trying to paint himself as a underdog

    • @TACTIK00L
      @TACTIK00L 4 года назад +29

      i made a severe lapse of judgement

    • @-Scrapper-
      @-Scrapper- Год назад

      That was a big L on the mom's part. Just like L ogan

  • @FabinHim
    @FabinHim 5 лет назад +4763

    “When Hitler invaded Poland, that was an L.” - Pyrocynical, 2019

  • @DrRichardzz
    @DrRichardzz 5 лет назад +1844

    “I don’t condemn game-ending in any way.”
    ‘ang on...

    • @oliverlisa2599
      @oliverlisa2599 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/jY4vVq10sO8/видео.html
      LMFAO

    • @chaos6839
      @chaos6839 5 лет назад +3

      ??

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 5 лет назад +10

      @@oliverlisa2599 what?

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +20

      Self game ending is a very serious problem

  • @technoxy1536
    @technoxy1536 5 лет назад +3161

    When logan is about to cry he looks like hes holding in a fart

  • @kyesito1381
    @kyesito1381 5 лет назад +3111

    bruh, we actually have 2 trees in Norway, get it right

  • @maxwelljw8400
    @maxwelljw8400 5 лет назад +935

    Logan Paul: Does something stupid
    RUclips: $$$
    RUclipsr: creates videos about history
    RUclips: 🚫🚫🚫

  • @JR-qt8qb
    @JR-qt8qb 5 лет назад +3144

    Logan trying to act crying looks like he's never shed a tear beside cutting an onion.

    • @LostBear.
      @LostBear. 5 лет назад +91

      He has no soul or emotions.
      The greed for money has absorbed him completely.

    • @Igguanadon
      @Igguanadon 5 лет назад +35

      JR He doesn’t even cry when he’s getting onions. He has no tear ducts.

    • @santhoshsenthil9819
      @santhoshsenthil9819 5 лет назад +33

      bold of you to assume he can cook

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +7

      @@santhoshsenthil9819 Well duh Logan is only good at cooking! That was why KSI could piss him off at the ring! Shitty dramatic boxing match tho

    • @owenf2835
      @owenf2835 5 лет назад

      or seeing colors for the first time

  • @Gregorbogus
    @Gregorbogus 5 лет назад +935

    Pyro’s editing is the most prestigious thing on this website

  • @CJ-uq5dp
    @CJ-uq5dp 4 года назад +1221

    Logan : **tazes dead rat**
    Normal people : says it's wrong
    Filthy Frank fans: *visible confusion*

    • @brobleedem7714
      @brobleedem7714 4 года назад +24

      i mean its not as if it was alive bruva

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 года назад +96

      We knew it was wrong but Frank's performance did makes it funny, maybe it was absurdity of the situation or his delivery but God it was funny (not for some)... Our first reaction isn't of disgust with Frank
      The first and the last reaction with Logan Paul is pure digust, cringe.

    • @bosniaforever
      @bosniaforever 4 года назад +30

      I mean with Frank the rat was already dead

    • @CJ-uq5dp
      @CJ-uq5dp 4 года назад +4

      @@bosniaforever wasn't it the same in Logan's case?

    • @bosniaforever
      @bosniaforever 4 года назад +2

      The Speedophile yeah but I think what people were made about was the tazing part.

  • @fpa417
    @fpa417 5 лет назад +779

    *"I DON'T CONDEMN GAME ENDING IN ANY WAY"*
    It's a message.

    • @localidiot6112
      @localidiot6112 5 лет назад +14

      What are you doing here GioGio?

    • @davidvasi5101
      @davidvasi5101 5 лет назад +4

      S..Shut up Jojo fan you are going to be game ended like everyone else

    • @cesarlopez7948
      @cesarlopez7948 5 лет назад +9

      There are no drugs in this video, go away.

    • @fpa417
      @fpa417 5 лет назад +20

      @@cesarlopez7948 I see, you have chosen the path of
      *GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM*

    • @piranhaplant2555
      @piranhaplant2555 5 лет назад +4

      Giorno omg what are you doing here?

  • @augiehorton1341
    @augiehorton1341 5 лет назад +296

    “I don’t condemn game ending in anyway.” -Cancer

  • @theosey
    @theosey 5 лет назад +918

    NordVPN: *gets hacked*
    Pyrocynical: Sponsor time

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 5 лет назад +83

      I was so confused as to why he would sponsor a company where their only job was to protect consumers and yet they managed to fail that. Fucking lesbian shill
      edit: unsubscribed, disliked, reported, held his family hostage, beheaded blue (the rabbit)

    • @Ben.N
      @Ben.N 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, earned him a dislike from me.

    • @misunderstoodgrass2456
      @misunderstoodgrass2456 5 лет назад +11

      But weren't they only hacked last year?? Everyone's sponsoring NordVPN this year tho...

    • @toastermastr903
      @toastermastr903 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe this was made before the hack 🤷‍♂️

    • @Tyufoe96
      @Tyufoe96 5 лет назад +7

      @Sasha Alonzo im fairly sure it happened last year. its just that they came out with the info that theyve been hacked about a month ago. Also not everything is completely under lock and key on the internet. There is always a way. Watch Someordinarygamers video on nord vpn. he explains the situation well, and explains pretty much the only way someone can hack a vpn

  • @safin8760
    @safin8760 4 года назад +75

    I am so happy Pyro's video had an ad in it. He can finally feed his family now.

  • @thefantorangster2491
    @thefantorangster2491 5 лет назад +598

    Norway when they get mentioned 2 times in 1 pyro vid:
    *too much clout*

    • @ad_exodus
      @ad_exodus 5 лет назад +5

      The Fantorangster Norgeeeeee🇳🇴

    • @avalonqt6285
      @avalonqt6285 5 лет назад +9

      That thing was false btw, we like... at least 7 trees.

    • @Emily-mn2ie
      @Emily-mn2ie 5 лет назад +1

      The Fantorangster love your profile picture

    • @thomasj8157
      @thomasj8157 5 лет назад +1

      Clout e jo fette bæst

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 5 лет назад +5

      Norway isn’t real

  • @jaydenhughes7171
    @jaydenhughes7171 5 лет назад +612

    “The let’s go champ man”
    - Pyrocinical 2019

  • @Junimo-yx6mh
    @Junimo-yx6mh 5 лет назад +561

    “What’s up drama alert nation”
    -beast mode tacoz

    • @Denisiscool97
      @Denisiscool97 5 лет назад +5

      ITS NOT CLICKBAIT IF ITS SAYING ITS CLICKBAIT AND IT IS CLICKBAIT

    • @s101077
      @s101077 5 лет назад

      @@Denisiscool97 you sir , are the chosen one

  • @idkanymore8050
    @idkanymore8050 4 года назад +272

    Actually, Pyrocynical means "Pretty Little Lesbian who won't make Petscop 2

  • @asutoshpaudyal6077
    @asutoshpaudyal6077 5 лет назад +413

    The brave statement I want is "I'm making Petscop 2"

  • @schuschu121
    @schuschu121 5 лет назад +385

    he still acts and speaks exactly like he did when he was doing prank calls.

    • @broken_memes.mp4402
      @broken_memes.mp4402 5 лет назад +14

      Butthead street lmao

    • @olal9904
      @olal9904 5 лет назад +2

      @@broken_memes.mp4402 no u

    • @Datníğğa123
      @Datníğğa123 5 лет назад

      It’s called being a brainlet

    • @tyreclone1948
      @tyreclone1948 5 лет назад

      The Amazing Pep THAT IS THE WORST COMEBACK YOU BRAINLET

    • @olal9904
      @olal9904 5 лет назад +1

      @@tyreclone1948 no u

  • @shawnnegron7804
    @shawnnegron7804 5 лет назад +621

    Sentence of the year: "SILENCE, BROKE" -Logan paul

  • @split_bug6760
    @split_bug6760 4 года назад +162

    As a Norwegian, I can safely say that we only have one tree

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 4 года назад +7

      Come on bro, that’s cringe

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 4 года назад +4

      having 2 tree when

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 4 года назад

      We say we're NORDIC OR NORD....
      Anything else is perpretrating....

  • @zob6997
    @zob6997 5 лет назад +339

    5:27 lmfao "atleast Hitler knew when to pull the trigger"
    I'm wheezing.

  • @adoginacowboyhat8196
    @adoginacowboyhat8196 5 лет назад +581

    Logan Paul: *tries to play the little guy*
    Girl with size 13 nikes: “hol up”

    • @rainbowroxgirl6091
      @rainbowroxgirl6091 5 лет назад +19

      A Dog In a Cowboy Hat yOu ThInK uR lIfE iS hArD

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 5 лет назад +16

      @@rainbowroxgirl6091 mY lIFe iS hARd mY mOM wOn'T gIVe me $150,000! i wIlL jUST lIStEN tO BilLiE eLlISh.

    • @Blayz00
      @Blayz00 5 лет назад

      filas*

    • @oliverlisa2599
      @oliverlisa2599 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/jY4vVq10sO8/видео.html
      I'm 27 and this is so deep

  • @miggs6791
    @miggs6791 5 лет назад +390

    “I’m not making Petscop 2”
    *say sike right now*

    • @olpewier
      @olpewier 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/jY4vVq10sO8/видео.html
      TRUE

  • @SpoolSpoo
    @SpoolSpoo 5 лет назад +700

    "all these w's" when has logan done anything good?

    • @Jonathan-cz4ky
      @Jonathan-cz4ky 5 лет назад +4

      When have you done anything good?

    • @bellasprout9191
      @bellasprout9191 4 года назад +84

      @@Jonathan-cz4ky when have you done anything useful?

    • @Jonathan-cz4ky
      @Jonathan-cz4ky 4 года назад +3

      Bellasprout When have YOU done anything useful?

    • @macaronitree9127
      @macaronitree9127 4 года назад +59

      Liam when was the last time you hugged your mom?

    • @Jonathan-cz4ky
      @Jonathan-cz4ky 4 года назад +5

      Macaroni Tree I wish I could hug my mom

  • @azalezthed-weeb9056
    @azalezthed-weeb9056 5 лет назад +225

    9:00 I'm not sure if I'd call that dead body an "L", probably more like an "I" with a "O" around it.

  • @oodgoo
    @oodgoo 5 лет назад +595

    Jake Paul’s mom should of said getting divorced was an L

    • @oliverlisa2599
      @oliverlisa2599 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/jY4vVq10sO8/видео.html
      Hahahahaha so true L

    • @sheppard321
      @sheppard321 5 лет назад

      should have*

  • @AshH988
    @AshH988 5 лет назад +294

    “Since the dawn of time, war has raged between the plants and the zombies”

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 5 лет назад +11

      The cucks and the incels

    • @acanthus7
      @acanthus7 5 лет назад +4

      The plants and those god forbidden chickens

    • @orange7032
      @orange7032 5 лет назад

      Dang, the nostalgia

  • @toothless6420
    @toothless6420 4 года назад +66

    Why is it when he got "emotional" it sounded like he was passing a kidney stone

  • @granny5455
    @granny5455 5 лет назад +272

    Pyrocynical: I WANT YOUR MONEY
    Me: I want money

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 5 лет назад +399

    _"We inhabit a community"_
    ~ The Jester (2019)

    • @2wd.-..
      @2wd.-.. 5 лет назад +16

      noob2243 YOU GET WHAT YOU HECKING WISH
      - The Jester (2019)

    • @taurxevc1725
      @taurxevc1725 5 лет назад

      69th like

    • @artural.4475
      @artural.4475 5 лет назад +8

      We inhabit a community
      Lower inscription

    • @LeoniDole
      @LeoniDole 5 лет назад

      You would not understand what I am trying to say as it appeals to a different perspective or audience of which you may not get
      -jester 2019

    • @kittyluvr
      @kittyluvr 5 лет назад

      "Everything i posses are negative ideas"
      ~ The Jester (2019)

  • @emoroadsign
    @emoroadsign 5 лет назад +543

    I haven’t seen these “fan before 2019” or the comments making fun of them, just the ones commenting about how they’ve only seen the comments making fun of them.

  • @popeyesbiscuit2438
    @popeyesbiscuit2438 4 года назад +211

    Urban Dictonary:
    TOP DEFINITION
    Pyrocynical
    a 19 year old who regrets making mlg montages like "shrek has swag" and "mlg teletubies"
    pyrocynical is better than leafyishere
    by MemeLord4063 November 04, 2016

    • @chippudoodles5590
      @chippudoodles5590 3 года назад

      @Adel Lawgaly I'm offended that someone from MY STATE, Pennsylvania, would call Pyrocynical a looser. Shaking my smh.

  • @stainingsnow2867
    @stainingsnow2867 5 лет назад +331

    When Logan doesn’t know what to say after he lost so hey says he sneezed

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 5 лет назад +4

      Staining Snow 3 times*

    • @markusrussell1779
      @markusrussell1779 5 лет назад +2

      haha big f for home saying that... but i think it could have some truth to it. even if it sounds like a big excuse. i think that def could’ve played a factor the kids voice was a bit rasp in the post fight interviews. i just think both of them didn’t perform well bc they can only do so much at that skill level. they prob thot they could translate their skills to the actual fight easier

    • @SaltyNard
      @SaltyNard 5 лет назад +9

      @@markusrussell1779 Or Logan's mouth is too big for his fighting skills to back up. Yeah maybe that's it.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 лет назад

      He lost by one, at the end he was literally wailing in ksi idk how he lost anyway

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 лет назад

      @MetaBrownie so what, JJ barley even fought back he just took punches like the pussy he is

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 5 лет назад +262

    Ashamed Pyro isn’t wearing the makeup, I can’t believe this.

  • @Lifeless_mouthrot
    @Lifeless_mouthrot 4 года назад +413

    Im 1.5 years old and thought this was epic

    • @slash6814
      @slash6814 4 года назад +26

      Im 0 and i approve of this message

    • @chasereich3247
      @chasereich3247 4 года назад +23

      Im -10 and i also approve this message

    • @slash6814
      @slash6814 4 года назад +18

      @@chasereich3247 well im actually -100 and i love messages

    • @Doctor_Yodel
      @Doctor_Yodel 4 года назад +16

      S丹乃モ尺 I was aborted and I approve of this message

    • @hsn2410
      @hsn2410 4 года назад +4

      Balake The Art Kid yo bro thats kinda lit bro

  • @pictureparks5818
    @pictureparks5818 5 лет назад +331

    Pyro could you do a review of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared as I feel like you’d be really good at exploring the theories behind it and the videos are mainly under 6 minutes.

    • @barryscott6630
      @barryscott6630 5 лет назад +31

      EL Destructo that would actually be ebic but we want petscop 2 !

    • @ModernMedusa
      @ModernMedusa 5 лет назад +2

      Weird. I was thinking about that video today... Get out of my BRAIN

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 5 лет назад

      @@ModernMedusa Nope.

    • @thischannelisabandoned4330
      @thischannelisabandoned4330 5 лет назад +3

      EL Destructo Just when I thought the horror had left my life. Those raw chicken wings...

  • @louiehughes4065
    @louiehughes4065 5 лет назад +1360

    “Logan Paul’s [x] is worse than you can imagine” is becoming more of a series than asot
    Edit: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR THE REDDIT GOLD

  • @cutmp4430
    @cutmp4430 5 лет назад +298

    “You’re never getting Petscop 2”. Aight looks like imma unsubscribe.

    • @callaco3176
      @callaco3176 5 лет назад +22

      lucky4696 r/woooosh

    • @thatoneguy8412
      @thatoneguy8412 5 лет назад +9

      lucky4696 Welcome, TO THE JOKE. r/woooosh

    • @lqg2596
      @lqg2596 5 лет назад +2

      hello fellow instagrammer

    • @theoneandonlymr.d
      @theoneandonlymr.d 5 лет назад

      lucky4696
      Hi, I'm r/wooosh, why don't you come have a seat over here-

    • @wojtekthegreat2115
      @wojtekthegreat2115 5 лет назад

      @@lucky4696isMyPSNname What a mong

  • @pixeltucan3940
    @pixeltucan3940 5 лет назад +81

    I am so proud of you. Ive been watching for over a year and you finally got an ad

  • @thedudethedude3074
    @thedudethedude3074 5 лет назад +417

    Remember when Hitler invaded Poland
    That was such an L

  • @lkkaiil
    @lkkaiil 5 лет назад +576

    The artist of Arabic Nokia gonna copyright claim this one.

    • @itsray1878
      @itsray1878 5 лет назад +4

      Oof

    • @NewGlock836
      @NewGlock836 5 лет назад +37

      Everybody gansta til pyro gets copyright claimed by Mohamed

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 5 лет назад +2

      The song is beautiful :')

    • @MajesticAngel13
      @MajesticAngel13 5 лет назад +4

      I’ve spent ages trying to find out what the sound he uses so often was....now I know 🙏 thanks!

    • @lkkaiil
      @lkkaiil 5 лет назад +4

      @@MajesticAngel13 Now edit your minecraft 144p intro

  • @abyssosque
    @abyssosque 5 лет назад +561

    omg pyros got a sponsor
    he's got enough "dough" to make petscop 2

    • @bradtoddler3765
      @bradtoddler3765 5 лет назад +5

      And yet NordVPN sponsorship still around though. Still not bothering me while watching the video.

    • @JJLproductions-lq2lt
      @JJLproductions-lq2lt 5 лет назад

      WTF IS PETSCOP!!!!!?????

    • @jancoxdd
      @jancoxdd 5 лет назад +9

      @@JJLproductions-lq2lt it's the best game you've never played

    • @othatsj6141
      @othatsj6141 5 лет назад +1

      @@jancoxdd is he the creater of the game or something

    • @itsray1878
      @itsray1878 5 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @CoyoteLovelyYT
    @CoyoteLovelyYT 5 лет назад +65

    "I don't condemn game ending in any way"
    Bruh I don't know if that was a mistake or a stroke of genius

    • @wrath2871
      @wrath2871 3 года назад

      I honestly think it was both-

  • @Grapevin
    @Grapevin 5 лет назад +208

    5:55 "I don't condemn game ending in any way"
    Pyro endorses suicide, more at 11

  • @alexvareacanga5661
    @alexvareacanga5661 5 лет назад +714

    Pyrocynical: "Yeah, remember when Hitler invaded Poland? That was such an L"
    Subtitles: "Yeah, remember when Charlie Chaplin invaded Poland? That was such an L
    "
    Good one

    • @dokidoki777
      @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +20

      History Nerds: *_K E K_*
      Everyone Else: *_???????_*

    • @nah2481
      @nah2481 5 лет назад +28

      Oh yea i remember that my grandma said that Chaplin destroyed Warsaw using Laser sword

    • @dokidoki777
      @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +7

      @@nah2481 Haha random thing equals funny.

    • @nanotelerephone3467
      @nanotelerephone3467 5 лет назад

      Whats the game at 11 something that the player base drops

    • @nah2481
      @nah2481 5 лет назад +1

      @@dokidoki777 Yes

  • @jordanski5421
    @jordanski5421 5 лет назад +84

    Pyrocynical's definition has now changed from "Cancer" to "The coming of a lord" what a beautiful plot twist.

    • @gokukakarotto7393
      @gokukakarotto7393 5 лет назад +1

      Im pretty sure that for the US only, while it still means cancer for norweigan

    • @SmacKnChips
      @SmacKnChips 5 лет назад +1

      @@Shjmkhs nothing was edited, google "pyrocinical meaning" and both meanings will come up and from the same site in the video, Names.org

    • @jordanski5421
      @jordanski5421 5 лет назад +1

      @@gokukakarotto7393 I'm in the UK so it's 100% the new definition

  • @callmequaz9052
    @callmequaz9052 4 года назад +40

    *Gets Pyrocyincal defined as cancer*
    "Did you do it?
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost?"
    "...Everything"

  • @matiasguillen5212
    @matiasguillen5212 5 лет назад +37

    Petscop has more than 20 chapters and pyrocynical only has one

  • @NSViewController
    @NSViewController 5 лет назад +282

    Pyro: Pyrocynical
    RUclips Captions: Parasitical

  • @rinconwatson1511
    @rinconwatson1511 5 лет назад +142

    Pyro: *needs view's*
    Logan: *exists*
    Pyro: i have an idea

    • @MegaBaellchen
      @MegaBaellchen 5 лет назад +1

      It would be nice if he just merely existed

  • @BreadboiEVA01
    @BreadboiEVA01 4 года назад +96

    Pyro: Makes merch that is mostly adult sizes
    Also pyro: “My audience is literally 9 year olds”

  • @dqmons2202
    @dqmons2202 5 лет назад +476

    Everyone: omg morgz fans spamming they have been here before 2019!
    *starts spamming*

    • @passcraft1
      @passcraft1 5 лет назад +1

      Your name is so true tho

    • @jamiemealing1070
      @jamiemealing1070 5 лет назад +1

      yeah i preach your name

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 5 лет назад +2

      @@passcraft1 NO IT'S NOT
      CUZ ITS THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

    • @Mousemanmouse
      @Mousemanmouse 5 лет назад

      Juan Cortez Muro what does this have to do with anything

    • @harry69007
      @harry69007 5 лет назад

      Pyrocynical means distorted fire

  • @eterna3621
    @eterna3621 5 лет назад +356

    This is epic, the comments are spammed with: “who has been a fan before 2019”

  • @_asmrafterglow
    @_asmrafterglow 5 лет назад +59

    still haven’t internalised the outro music change honestly :’(

    • @Stinker0610
      @Stinker0610 5 лет назад +1

      bruh moment? How did you manage to get that username?

  • @ninabean515
    @ninabean515 4 года назад +32

    “That’s why I took the alimony”
    Genius, pure genius

  • @Snyphurr.
    @Snyphurr. 5 лет назад +125

    6:08 pyro is transforming into his primal state. He is starting to bully children again

  • @devo6704
    @devo6704 5 лет назад +405

    look at all the morgz fans commenting "whos been a fan before 2019"

    • @milkmyshak3
      @milkmyshak3 5 лет назад

      They can spell Yeezys

    • @flexz-_-aim9832
      @flexz-_-aim9832 5 лет назад +2

      I cant spell at all

    • @mr.man.8149
      @mr.man.8149 5 лет назад +1

      Whos been a fan before 2019

    • @Varkolyx
      @Varkolyx 5 лет назад +1

      Who's been a fan of the lord pyrocynical (cancer) before 2069

    • @Varkolyx
      @Varkolyx 5 лет назад

      @@JoaoRenatoBail that's just sad

  • @cryfuu4473
    @cryfuu4473 5 лет назад +80

    the arby and chef reference took me way back to when i was a kid.

  • @turbocavalli
    @turbocavalli 5 лет назад +182

    It's depressing that I have the Nokia Arabic tone as a ringtone

    • @Snyn.h
      @Snyn.h 5 лет назад

      Turbo Cavalli same

    • @anasxo1
      @anasxo1 5 лет назад

      I'm arab

    • @turbocavalli
      @turbocavalli 5 лет назад +11

      @@anasxo1 ok

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 5 лет назад +1

      No it ain't. I have the same ringtone on my Samsung.

    • @nielk.
      @nielk. 3 года назад

      Same lol

  • @mementovivere9472
    @mementovivere9472 5 лет назад +146

    My son: Why are you laughing at a weird alien hat?
    Me: You wouldn't get it

    • @Voro_Rogarai
      @Voro_Rogarai 5 лет назад +1

      Insphexcyr *wouldnt get it

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад

      @@Voro_Rogarai that's even more worse than before

    • @lebronjames9051
      @lebronjames9051 5 лет назад

      you have son?
      are you boomer?

    • @Marvi5962
      @Marvi5962 5 лет назад

      @@lebronjames9051 * You have birthed an offspring?
      Are you spiker?

    • @lebronjames9051
      @lebronjames9051 5 лет назад

      I am the age of _____ and have the intellect of a fortnite playing 12 year old
      So yeah
      I’ve most likely never “birthed” an offspring

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +186

    It’s gotta be bad if most of us have never heard of the docu

    • @whotfusedthisaccount
      @whotfusedthisaccount 5 лет назад +11

      Areiq Munshi calm down

    • @Lifesizemortal
      @Lifesizemortal 5 лет назад +12

      @@areiqmunshi592 imagine defending Logan Paul this hard XD

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +4

      It was satire. I sincerely don’t care if anyone watches Logan or not.

    • @whotfusedthisaccount
      @whotfusedthisaccount 5 лет назад

      Areiq Munshi fair enough, my bad.

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад

      Areiq Munshi no hard feelings dude, I get you

  • @again8550
    @again8550 5 лет назад +46

    Didn't NordVPN had an data breach recently ? That is a nice way to keep your informations private.

  • @yareyaredaze4322
    @yareyaredaze4322 4 года назад +179

    I bet “ let’s go champ “is the first word he said when he was a baby

  • @martirodriguezpont7998
    @martirodriguezpont7998 5 лет назад +73

    "Honey, have you seen Mlg Teletubbies?" Please, who hasn't? That thing's sacred

  • @Big_H99
    @Big_H99 5 лет назад +320

    NordVPN: *Gets Hacked*
    Pyro: “It’s free real estate”

  • @dertiesprite2844
    @dertiesprite2844 5 лет назад +56

    Pyrocynical: *the fight is in a couple of days*
    *uploads video on the day of the fight*

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 5 лет назад +1

      You know that it may take up to a few days to convince RUclips algorithm to monetise the video...

    • @strawberrycow526
      @strawberrycow526 5 лет назад

      Fr?

  • @cryojudgement2376
    @cryojudgement2376 4 года назад +29

    Everyone's asking: "Wheres petscop 2"
    But why not "Wheres car sex 2?"

    • @gorgis.mp307
      @gorgis.mp307 3 года назад +2

      No we all should be asking
      "How petscop 2"

  • @juliebelle1756
    @juliebelle1756 5 лет назад +224

    Your hair is starting to make you look less and less like a lesbian and more like a kpop star

  • @kp5602
    @kp5602 5 лет назад +299

    Anything Made by the Paul Brothers: *exists*
    Pyrocynical: "its free real estate"

    • @rayox1012
      @rayox1012 5 лет назад

      mOnEy!!!

    • @danielg7245
      @danielg7245 5 лет назад

      it helps the bills

    • @Im_EJ19
      @Im_EJ19 5 лет назад

      @@ekser5737 Bro he is annoying but you are being extra af for no reason

  • @acreepykiwi6788
    @acreepykiwi6788 5 лет назад +34

    5:55 'I'm only joking guys I don't *condemn* game ending in any way'
    I don't condemn game ending - Pyro 2019

  • @vin7665
    @vin7665 4 года назад +332

    The difference between Hitler and Logan:
    *Hitler knew when to commit game end*

  • @ilovebmo
    @ilovebmo 5 лет назад +73

    "let us progress forward, distinguished athlete" is such an iconic quote

  • @consolepeasant8876
    @consolepeasant8876 5 лет назад +94

    "I just want your money, I'm a narcissist" at least he is being honest and upfront

  • @makotoplush9776
    @makotoplush9776 5 лет назад +21

    "Remember when Hitler invaded Poland? That was such an L." -Cancer (2019)

  • @user-11z157
    @user-11z157 5 лет назад +689

    Logan Paul: "I'll kill this man"
    *Police: wait, that's illegal*

    • @zachbro22
      @zachbro22 5 лет назад +32

      Naah, he's black it's aiight

    • @frenz8168
      @frenz8168 5 лет назад +2

      Caboose?

    • @PrestonGravy
      @PrestonGravy 5 лет назад +7

      DROP THE BUTTER KNIFE

    • @Dumbassfeature
      @Dumbassfeature 5 лет назад +7

      *wait, that’s actually illegal*

    • @r3strt
      @r3strt 5 лет назад +2

      @@zachbro22 LOL

  • @matthewmurdock6187
    @matthewmurdock6187 5 лет назад +164

    “I don’t condemn game ending in any way”
    just take a sec to think about that quote

    • @oliverlisa2599
      @oliverlisa2599 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/jY4vVq10sO8/видео.html
      ..... yeah bro

    • @asilo-
      @asilo- 5 лет назад +5

      @@oliverlisa2599 no one likes you

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 5 лет назад

      Tuffingen 1337 i love it this is hilarious

    • @Th3timelord
      @Th3timelord 5 лет назад +1

      Oliver Lisa NO

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 5 лет назад

      Tactical Bacon i love how rhey make some retarded comment and slap a link to their music under it

  • @clownman2594
    @clownman2594 5 лет назад +284

    I was watching this and my mom asked: “you watching Ellen?”
    Please pyro, change your look

    • @clownman2594
      @clownman2594 5 лет назад +5

      Bio Science no at the start, Ellen is not a gamer

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 5 лет назад +8

      Let Ellen change HER look!

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 5 лет назад

      Who's Ellen

    • @clownman2594
      @clownman2594 5 лет назад

      very scary thank god you don’t know who she is

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 5 лет назад

      @@clownman2594 my curiosity has doubled. Who is she?

  • @tentyone2149
    @tentyone2149 5 лет назад +44

    Anyone remember “Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand”?

  • @logancressy2259
    @logancressy2259 5 лет назад +28

    ‘Make petscop 2’ we will never forget

  • @boomix13212
    @boomix13212 5 лет назад +139

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Pyrocynical Will never make petscop two

    • @stario1235
      @stario1235 5 лет назад +3

      you curesed human being

    • @anthonyianmonday
      @anthonyianmonday 5 лет назад

      roses are ref viloets blue yoou know what exists for 5 whole usd garfield kart 2

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 5 лет назад

      CRYING FUCKKKKKK

    • @armaanahmad6504
      @armaanahmad6504 5 лет назад

      Boomix 5353 and that’s a fact

  • @Comequat
    @Comequat 5 лет назад +69

    Nord VPN: *has massive data breach*
    Pyro: tHiS vPn Is GoOd

    • @brianvillatoro6588
      @brianvillatoro6588 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh

    • @fatmess3475
      @fatmess3475 5 лет назад

      দিয়ে যো ফল পয়ৰ্কয়নিক গঢ়

    • @rq7616
      @rq7616 5 лет назад

      @@fatmess3475 ok boomet

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 5 лет назад

      @@fatmess3475 I don't speak noodle

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 5 лет назад

      Lmao what Nord had a data breach? What happened I thought they promised really good security to their and their customer's information?

  • @bricenweber2533
    @bricenweber2533 5 лет назад +52

    11:34 when mommie say no more pizza rolls so you have to be stronv and not cry

  • @mmariat1638
    @mmariat1638 4 года назад +13

    actually, I searched what Pyrocynical mean and now I pasted and copied it
    this is what it means:
    God amongst men
    A submission from the United Kingdom says the name Pyrocynical means "'god amongst men'" and is of Latin origin. ... A submission from Nevada, U.S. says the name Pyrocynical means "God amongst men" and is of Latin origin.

  • @CrisBoi
    @CrisBoi 5 лет назад +114

    Me: *hears Nokia Arabic Ringtone*
    Ah yes a man of culture

    • @CritVA
      @CritVA 5 лет назад +2

      "Huzzah! A man of quality!"

    • @CrisBoi
      @CrisBoi 5 лет назад

      @@CritVA Finally another civilized human

  • @fbbjblank3648
    @fbbjblank3648 5 лет назад +72

    "I can't get the foreskin out of my head." Pyrocynical 2019

  • @dank2741
    @dank2741 5 лет назад +37

    An Arby N’ Chief reference? A man of quality I see

    • @goodchap4537
      @goodchap4537 5 лет назад +2

      I came my pant when I saw that

    • @dank2741
      @dank2741 5 лет назад +1

      GoodChap I came in my friend’s pair of pants when I saw it

  • @jett3474
    @jett3474 5 лет назад +36

    It looks like the Emotions caused him physical pain.

  • @jimmyl27
    @jimmyl27 5 лет назад +323

    Seeing him cry with his millions of dollars because he doesn’t have enough is not epic

    • @rotary1742
      @rotary1742 5 лет назад +8

      A bruh moment if you ask me

    • @Chiraglb
      @Chiraglb 5 лет назад +1

      Just bcoz someone have millions of dollars doesn't mean they are happy

    • @bigmonkeong
      @bigmonkeong 5 лет назад +3

      he didnt cry because of that but u would have to not be an extremely biased piece of shit to see thag

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 5 лет назад +4

      Dankest Garbage on internet you are a bruh moment

    • @inderet4118
      @inderet4118 5 лет назад +1

      Marx was correct...

  • @bigboijacob7602
    @bigboijacob7602 5 лет назад +362

    Boy if you like Beast Mode Tacos
    Then you’ll...
    Probably hate mine

  • @debbiehf05
    @debbiehf05 5 лет назад +36

    ive set arabic nokia ringtone as my actual ringtone so I thought someone was trying to call me

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 5 лет назад

      Isokuovi bruh moment

  • @Manimlulu
    @Manimlulu 5 лет назад +13

    I couldn’t tell if that was Gordon Ramsay or one of the Paul brothers in the thumbnail

  • @namphamhoang6107
    @namphamhoang6107 5 лет назад +10

    NordVPN: *get hacked
    Pyro: "buy it now, give me your money"

  • @sammyc.25
    @sammyc.25 5 лет назад +114

    Didn’t nord vpn just get hacked like a week ago

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy 5 лет назад +25

      Epic gamer move

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 5 лет назад +16

      Not gonna lie, that's kinda epic.

    • @sneepsnorp1404
      @sneepsnorp1404 5 лет назад +12

      Lol yes.

    • @itsray1878
      @itsray1878 5 лет назад

      Oof

    • @chathd2995
      @chathd2995 5 лет назад +2

      Aaah the hate train is here too, why would anyone care? Not even a single thing about the users were leaked, the so called "hack" was a failure

  • @wakisabe
    @wakisabe 5 лет назад +21

    I love how “Let’s go champ" Man has been completely stripped off his identity

  • @fish-zn4mm
    @fish-zn4mm 4 года назад +20

    it was at least a medium sized L when he went to Japan and recorded a dead body

  • @haydenford7537
    @haydenford7537 5 лет назад +27

    "I'm dying guys I have pyrocynical."