A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • A guide and challenge for Colombia, still dumb, still EXTREME!
    Following the steps laid out in this guide will help you to get the achievement "My Ships Don't Lie", however, I attempt to do so without ever building a single capital ship!
    The lovely countryballs are courtesy of our community member Zatwinki (Zatwinki#2839) over on our Discord and redditor /u/whatisgrasseven!
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Комментарии • 181

  • @NIkonEX-
    @NIkonEX- 7 месяцев назад +347

    This achievement was so much faster to complete with the dockyard output exploit

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  7 месяцев назад +151

      Well, obviously... But that's not the way

    • @skrips_
      @skrips_ 7 месяцев назад +7

      I thought they patched it?

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 7 месяцев назад +45

      ​@@skrips_ I mean yeah that's why they said "was"

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 7 месяцев назад +16

      Arguably with the newfound performance increase, it doesn't take all that long to build the ships, real-time-wise

    • @efjddu
      @efjddu 7 месяцев назад +6

      i beleive you can still just do dockyard focuses then assing one dockyard for every prodcution lines and make 10 production linesof both carriers and battleships then just wait till like 1944 1945 maybe 1943 1942 if you got the ressources needed and more dockyards anyyways your not gonna get attacked in historical so yeah its just waiting this is the easy boring way you can do the hard fast way of conquering

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 7 месяцев назад +63

    I am convinced that the Japanese are in a severe need of a mechanic to super quickly erecting a home defence force, like irl, when they planned for an american naval invasion

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  7 месяцев назад +27

      Or just get the AI to devote troops to the defense of the islands

  • @Yodel1ngS0up
    @Yodel1ngS0up 7 месяцев назад +164

    Gran Colombia is such a beautiful country on the map!! Top Tier quality content as always! Keep being amazing!

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  7 месяцев назад +25

      Thanks a ton!

    • @Lathmoss
      @Lathmoss 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Bitt3rSteelno thanks a megaton

    • @Yodel1ngS0up
      @Yodel1ngS0up 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Bitt3rSteel yeah seriously thanks a super-megaton for all that you do. You’re a role-model RUclipsr, one of the best!!! Your disaster saves are my personal favorites, each one is an adventure lol

    • @usual.suspect109
      @usual.suspect109 7 месяцев назад

      Pls tell me fellow generals, what country should i play next?

    • @Yodel1ngS0up
      @Yodel1ngS0up 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@usual.suspect109 I always love a good Byzantine playthrough, playing as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is a blast as well, but you can’t go wrong with the French Empire 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 Vive L’Empereur!!! 🫡

  • @pufffincrazy5275
    @pufffincrazy5275 7 месяцев назад +56

    Another thing you can do to cheese civil wars is have a focus such as Armament Effort almost done, then fire the civil war, then you and the other side complete the focus and you get double the factories.

    • @therealclp7488
      @therealclp7488 7 месяцев назад +12

      Wait really? I love that haha

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_ 7 месяцев назад +29

    it hurt me so much as a colombian when he said cartageña instead of cartagena 💀

  • @FairyRat
    @FairyRat 7 месяцев назад +19

    I wanted to say that it's always a delight hearing you pronouncing geographical locations, division names etc. as close as possible as to what a native speaker would call them. Really shows your dedication and respect to the subject. I mean if you didn't do that it would've been fine too, not everyone is good with languages and foreign phonetics, but nonetheless it's a cool feature of yours and is appreciated.

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 7 месяцев назад +11

    I remember doing this achievement before you could absorb enemy navy in peace deal.
    I built dockyards for years and formed gran columbia to have more resources and spaces for dockyards.
    Still took me till like 1944 i think for the achievemnt to pop.

  • @christoffereilskov5006
    @christoffereilskov5006 7 месяцев назад +89

    I did this achievement a week before they announced they new peace treaty system... I felt cheated!

  • @gabilax2745
    @gabilax2745 7 месяцев назад +21

    How weird, I was just playing Gran Colombia and building my ships and this is perfect to kill time while I wait for my achievement.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 7 месяцев назад +7

    Colombian here! Thanks For this! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

  • @hell_of_helios
    @hell_of_helios 7 месяцев назад +21

    "Germany is still Germanying" I couldn't describe it better than myself, my good sir B1tter

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  7 месяцев назад +6

      They do Germany a lot

    • @LetMeBe3
      @LetMeBe3 7 месяцев назад +2

      All know that Germany Germanying is just typical Germany at this point.

  • @faelirra
    @faelirra 7 месяцев назад +4

    Ah a Bitt3rsteel video, where I'm here for a good playthrough, good memes, suffering and futurama clips.

  • @sld1776
    @sld1776 7 месяцев назад +6

    "I need a little bit more Fascism here." --Belgian man, late 2023. 😄

  • @enderkiller97
    @enderkiller97 7 месяцев назад +4

    20:03 That’s because Romania still guaranteed the independence of Greece before they finish the “Appoint Pro-Axis Government” focus, which removes Romania’s guarantee on both Greece and Yugoslavia. Italy declared war on Greece sooner than usual even with historical focuses on, causing Romania to join the war on the side of the Allies. This usually happens to me after Italy loses to Ethiopia really badly.

  • @laurentfxu3rauf193
    @laurentfxu3rauf193 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just thought of the army,🤣🤣🤣 the way they're returning back home listening top the leader saying "I don't trust you" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonyheffron5500
    @anthonyheffron5500 7 месяцев назад +2

    Love your videos man, nobody can touch them. Also I still crack up at "unfortunately named pills"

  • @The_Marttrix
    @The_Marttrix 7 месяцев назад +39

    Yippee, as a Colombian I’m happy to see this video and see my country become Britain from South America. Thanks Bitter for keeping us entertained:)
    Edit: It is funny to see Bitter butcher my cities’ names, but no hate 🙂

    • @Edunomat
      @Edunomat 7 месяцев назад +12

      Cartajeña XD

    • @E.T.S_oficial
      @E.T.S_oficial 7 месяцев назад

      Como colombiano la cosa que si me haría feliz esque acabe la corrupción y pobreza en el pais

  • @gijskramer1702
    @gijskramer1702 7 месяцев назад +1

    Did you know that the mcdonalds next to the hippodrome in Vichi is pretty nice?

  • @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest
    @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest 7 месяцев назад +7

    I WANT THE RAT- oh wait wrong channel

    • @Madmuli
      @Madmuli 7 месяцев назад

      hahaha XD

  • @AndrewVonManstein
    @AndrewVonManstein 7 месяцев назад +3

    As a Colombian it is always exciting to see one of my favorite Heart of Iron 4 players play with my country

  • @zulpi2103
    @zulpi2103 7 месяцев назад +4

    I thought you'd be using En Union y Libertad for this, but still fun

  • @Girellgirell
    @Girellgirell 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how u say “Cartagenia”

  • @Somerandomblokefromreading
    @Somerandomblokefromreading 7 месяцев назад +7

    Love the video, thanks for the guide. also whats the best dlc in your opinion by itself?

  • @kjmaps
    @kjmaps 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice, good work Bitt3rsteel!

  • @44MagnumNA
    @44MagnumNA 7 месяцев назад

    10:24 historically, that makes sense. Ecuador and Peru have been involved in multiple conflicts over how far east Ecuador's eastern borders were supposed to stretch, with a war erupting in 1941 over the dispute. Peru decisively emerged victorious after less than a month of fighting, but the two countries would go to war two more times in 1981 and 1995 before the dispute was finally settled in 1998 after mediation by Brazil, Argentina, and the United States.

  • @saltvault8943
    @saltvault8943 7 месяцев назад +2

    I tried to cheese the hell out of this achievement to get it, admittedly it was harder than doing it normally like this

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards
    @MundaneThingsBackwards 7 месяцев назад +5

    Wait a minute, isn't this the easier way to get the achievement since dedicating so much to your navy (including research if you want to make them useful) is such a waste? Fun playthrough regardless. =P

  • @KingdomOfHungary1936
    @KingdomOfHungary1936 7 месяцев назад +2

    @Bitt3rSteel Have You Done Any Acheivements As Iran Yet? If Not This Will Be Greatly Appreciated

  • @JokerzLabz-vn8cp
    @JokerzLabz-vn8cp 7 месяцев назад

    20:10
    “Romania joined the Allies? What? This is supposed to be historical!”
    Colombia currently invading France 😅

  • @joshlaws439
    @joshlaws439 7 месяцев назад +2

    Keep up the good work 🎉

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 7 месяцев назад +2

    I see Dave convinced you to build roads first, eh?

  • @541primetime9
    @541primetime9 7 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t wait for the Baltic countries to

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin 7 месяцев назад

    A world tour of grand theft navy. You love to see it.

  • @klemklemius5091
    @klemklemius5091 7 месяцев назад +1

    New year? Bro lives in the future 😎

  • @t3badas
    @t3badas 7 месяцев назад

    I don't know if you tried this but it's more effective to have your ships on convoy escort to defend your troops from submarines during invasions. your ships won't join fights your transports are in when they are on naval invasion support, as they are focused on giving shore bombardment over saving the actual troops.
    in practice you only need a few heavy ships on invasion support as they are what actually gives you shore bombardment, the rest of the fleet is doing nothing there unless you get ambushed during your invasion by their main fleet, though their main fleet will prioritize actual "battles" first that their submarines are in, over killing your heavy ships.
    TLDR; you need more than invasion support for your invasions.

  • @jaa6786
    @jaa6786 7 месяцев назад +1

    Great video

  • @irenaliecia4849
    @irenaliecia4849 7 месяцев назад

    I completely missed the part where I was supposed to start justifying on Panama, that naval invasion setup took me by surprise

  • @Johans2000
    @Johans2000 7 месяцев назад +2

    Great video, but what mods/DLC do you use to revive bolivar's legacy or proclaming empires? I would like to try it

  • @easyco778
    @easyco778 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Romania joined the allies? But this is historical?" Says the leader of the newly formed Boliviar Empire currently invading Vichy France

  • @jmesonthesmasher3916
    @jmesonthesmasher3916 6 месяцев назад

    As a colombian I am thrilled

  • @GOGPlays
    @GOGPlays 7 месяцев назад

    I love how you say Cartagena lol.

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 7 месяцев назад

    Passage through the canal is dependent on ownership of the canal province, but as long as you're not at war with the US then you should be fine to cross. It may also be a special case where whoever owns Panama also has access to the canal, but I haven't done enough with South American countries to know that for sure.
    If you ever do annex the canal or the Suez, for example, never grant ownership of that province to a puppet. The AI will blow up the canal if enemy units come too near the province, often in situations where the canal itself is not threatened.

  • @tudor7746
    @tudor7746 7 месяцев назад

    Finally A to Z is back 🔥🔥🔥

  • @thebourrin67
    @thebourrin67 7 месяцев назад +2

    Great work!!! A new Kingdom of France in the mod Kaiserreich plzzzzzz 🥳

  • @jayqj4z50
    @jayqj4z50 7 месяцев назад +2

    He post, i click

  • @calelretro5207
    @calelretro5207 7 месяцев назад +1

    The comunist leader of colombia has a economist trait so its better flip comunist at least I prefer this away

  • @freddykalas7054
    @freddykalas7054 7 месяцев назад

    love the jojo and futu
    rama meme's bitter steel

  • @jonastheswede6256
    @jonastheswede6256 7 месяцев назад

    I would like to see a vichy France game play.

  • @abbelsiini
    @abbelsiini 7 месяцев назад +1

    you can naval invade much better from the tile on top of amsterdam when you do that you only need naval supremacy in one place

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  7 месяцев назад

      The royal navy tends to spam the channel more than the other zones

    • @abbelsiini
      @abbelsiini 7 месяцев назад

      @@Bitt3rSteel i didnt mean the channel if you do that you only need supremacy in the sea next to uk on the right side

  • @sebastiancesar17-10
    @sebastiancesar17-10 7 месяцев назад +1

    Good morning, good video, can you make a video of Peru? 🙀

  • @zionmolina3039
    @zionmolina3039 7 месяцев назад

    It took me years to realize this achievement is a take on the song by famous Columbian music artist Shakira. Fun fact: She sang These Hips don't Lie at the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa.

  • @upbeatfuzzball
    @upbeatfuzzball 7 месяцев назад

    I have learned that Dover is the easiest British port to naval invade because they have no divisions on it 80% of the time and if they do they don’t really try to stop you

  • @marvsky4845
    @marvsky4845 7 месяцев назад

    Was not expecting an upload at this hour

    • @zulpi2103
      @zulpi2103 7 месяцев назад

      It's noon, so it doesn't seem weird

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard 7 месяцев назад

      Me either, he said new year but it's only the 30th of december.

    • @zulpi2103
      @zulpi2103 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@KokenyRichard Guess he assumed it would take longer to edit

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@zulpi2103 Yea I thought the same... Anyways Happy New Year in 2 days😁

  • @kaptan_davuk
    @kaptan_davuk 7 месяцев назад

    Peru is probably the best choice to form gran Columbia, unless you're going for achievement or rp'ing.

  • @H3LLGHA5T
    @H3LLGHA5T 7 месяцев назад

    Damn, Bitt3rsteel is time traveling

  • @sprites75
    @sprites75 7 месяцев назад

    being able to steal those allows you to end before .. 1948, i think it took me this long to build these from scratch

  • @thomasthurman7840
    @thomasthurman7840 7 месяцев назад

    Ecuador was on a Quito diet

  • @guvamoment914
    @guvamoment914 7 месяцев назад

    I have a slight suspicion that bittersteel is a futurama fan

  • @hugoiwata
    @hugoiwata 7 месяцев назад +1

    It is a little difficult to sail home to Bolivia

  • @adriangaber9176
    @adriangaber9176 7 месяцев назад

    I wish if they did something with South America cuz there is so much potential there

  • @legionofrome2967
    @legionofrome2967 7 месяцев назад +1

    I got here at some point!

  • @humongousman9848
    @humongousman9848 7 месяцев назад +2

    Quick question why did you justify against the UK when you could’ve joined the axis war and jump in when you’re ready? Maybe I missed something cause I’m tired

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 7 месяцев назад

    Ah yes the resurgence of grand Columbia 🇨🇴🇪🇨🇵🇦🇻🇪 🗿👌😎👍

  • @zachdrago8130
    @zachdrago8130 7 месяцев назад

    I don’t know if I am just deaf or something but has he cursed before in his videos? “Basic bitch infantry” caught me off guard lol

  • @eruption_
    @eruption_ 7 месяцев назад

    I LOVE YOU BITT3RSTEEL

  • @lpnew695
    @lpnew695 7 месяцев назад +1

    How many tries you needed for that intro? :D

  • @user-rh9qt6pk1c
    @user-rh9qt6pk1c 7 месяцев назад

    WTF? He speaks from the Future? How IS IT possible 😯

  • @NexusGaming857
    @NexusGaming857 7 месяцев назад

    If you think about it, Peru will be the best one to form Gran Colombia due to its additional cores.

  •  7 месяцев назад

    Peru always messes me up, thats why I mostly gave up on the achievement.

  • @Cl-l13F
    @Cl-l13F 7 месяцев назад

    uh finally done it. can we please buff supply mechanics a bit, its almost ww1/train simulator at this point.

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor851 7 месяцев назад

    Imagine getting Case Anton-ed by Columbia

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 7 месяцев назад

    Lore of A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER! Momentum 100

  • @Pro-Prodo
    @Pro-Prodo 7 месяцев назад +1

    i want to know how to send you a disaster save

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 2 месяца назад

    Well, that units name list is new.

  • @_zeux
    @_zeux 7 месяцев назад

    i once tried playing colombia and left at like the end of 1936 because it takes so long to flip ideologies for me

  • @-_ultimate_-1447
    @-_ultimate_-1447 7 месяцев назад +1

    Cavalry only tannu tuva

  • @Roketsune
    @Roketsune 7 месяцев назад

    The "I bet you'd like to know. I bet you'd like to know indeed!" clip volume is too low. Also, I see you like Futurama a lot, just as I do!

  • @Corvusfromcentaura
    @Corvusfromcentaura 4 месяца назад

    Why do i love to make my germany a naval superpower

  • @ryangoslingofficialfr
    @ryangoslingofficialfr 7 месяцев назад

    can you please do a tutorial video for napoleonic france? i always struggle to defeat germany

  • @ilmansmajic7682
    @ilmansmajic7682 7 месяцев назад

    Hello Bitt3rSteel can you please tell me when you create an army of 24 divisions which divisons do you put in that army

  • @vscgc3661
    @vscgc3661 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hi I am a noob at this game, could anyone tell me how you (or Bittersteel) avoided the guarentees by the US? I tried playing as argentina and got my guarentee removed after the first war.

    • @kyallokytty
      @kyallokytty 7 месяцев назад

      did you join a faction? Joining faction removes your guarantee

    • @vscgc3661
      @vscgc3661 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ah I created one, thanks for helping

  • @StefanoImperial
    @StefanoImperial 7 месяцев назад

    Don't You dear to leave this serie

  • @nick_duck69
    @nick_duck69 7 месяцев назад

    Mighty C A R T A G E Ñ A

  • @Tiwaryakash720
    @Tiwaryakash720 7 месяцев назад

    Please do a ultimate historical uk

  • @user-dn3hc9sy5n
    @user-dn3hc9sy5n 7 месяцев назад

    I just started playing this game and I can’t get Italy to stop screwing up my games

  • @oodaangel9079
    @oodaangel9079 7 месяцев назад

    Vene-sue-ela
    You said Vene-thue-la

  • @OscarCanCook
    @OscarCanCook 7 месяцев назад

    Cool

  • @R_TERRA916
    @R_TERRA916 7 месяцев назад

    Mmm...yes
    Ongezellig

  • @leestone5356
    @leestone5356 7 месяцев назад

    Please do a cuba video iv been trying to do Cuba for mounths and failing miserably every time communist cuba

  • @hirokitakei9272
    @hirokitakei9272 7 месяцев назад

    I'm kinda sad control + right click no longer acts as support attack, would make london encirclement strat perfect !

    • @quaker2636
      @quaker2636 7 месяцев назад

      It does though. It just turns into a normal attack if there are no other divisions doing normal attacks

  • @kb17_17
    @kb17_17 7 месяцев назад

    Can you please play with El Salvador ?

  • @matnorris8
    @matnorris8 7 месяцев назад

    Make Colombia Gran Again

  • @samuelgamingyt3832
    @samuelgamingyt3832 7 месяцев назад

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @darkmaul2977
    @darkmaul2977 7 месяцев назад

    Helloo bitter! Could u do a run where Honduras go against all the other Spanish speakers country

  • @bozoproductions6096
    @bozoproductions6096 7 месяцев назад

    The answer to why for you would be for better content. Would've loved to have seen you conquer the world and the video feels incomplete without it.

  • @Randompolishguy9
    @Randompolishguy9 6 дней назад

    Didn't mean bean do this first?

  • @willi_hd910
    @willi_hd910 7 месяцев назад +1

    23:15

  • @Braverocker
    @Braverocker 7 месяцев назад +1

    no mods D:

  • @nerdcorner5838
    @nerdcorner5838 7 месяцев назад

    Since the US guarantees all these countries, why aren't they involved in the fight?

  • @Pro-Prodo
    @Pro-Prodo 7 месяцев назад +1

    hi