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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Guy from Midwinter Minis and legendary climate scientist RUclips sensation Dr Simon Clark go head to head in a 1000 point Warhammer 40k battle. Orks vs Orks, Grot Rebellion vs the Beach Boys... who will emerge victorious?
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Комментарии • 435

  • @pigeon4x250
    @pigeon4x250 2 года назад +565

    Da Beach Boys are one of my favorite orks armies I've ever seen. The grot rebellion is pretty awesome too!

    • @frog8220
      @frog8220 2 года назад +13

      straight up one of my favourite armies I've ever seen. Not just Orks. Heck not just 40k

    • @blargofallblargs3939
      @blargofallblargs3939 2 года назад +13

      Cow-Waaaaaaagh-bunga!

    • @Silverwake1
      @Silverwake1 2 года назад +4

      They look awesome! Summer fun in full swing! Definitely going to try for it with some Soulblight :)

  • @GoobertownHobbies
    @GoobertownHobbies 2 года назад +79

    Oi! Two of my favorit ladz iz fightin???

  • @HenryIVth
    @HenryIVth 2 года назад +51

    I always believed that the human throat was incapable of naturally replicating a proper Ork Warcry. Simon annihilated that belief with his flawless Waaagh.

  • @B__C__
    @B__C__ 2 года назад +39

    "I think we can both agree that it's pretty stupid to bring a stompa to a thousand point game." ~'That' Guy. "I wanted to bring the gargant."

  • @Baleandor
    @Baleandor 2 года назад +354

    The surfer orks are the best army I´ve ever seen! I hope they're tournament legal too!

    • @foldionepapyrus3441
      @foldionepapyrus3441 2 года назад +123

      Who cares about 'tournament legal' any tournament that hasn't got the sense of humour to allow such an awesome custom job doesn't deserve to exist...

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 2 года назад +26

      Only one that’s dubious is Da Big Kahuna but the others all look like legit conversions

    • @lightningwolf788
      @lightningwolf788 2 года назад +16

      @@queencyrys6309 The spear Boyz are the other thing I'm iffy on just because it's 2 Boyz on 1 oval base. They may call him on that too.

    • @sploog716
      @sploog716 2 года назад +11

      Someone had made an imperial guard army made out of gross who dress as the imperial guard. Look it up, it's amazing.

    • @merengue5783
      @merengue5783 2 года назад +2

      I believe some of his boss nobs were on larger bases than the regular Boyz and both models are supposed to use 32mm but I might not have seen them correctly

  • @judeblack4360
    @judeblack4360 Год назад +7

    For those of you who aren’t familiar with his stat sheet: Makari has a 2+ invulnerable save and a stabba that can deal D3 mortal wounds on a 6. He can tank a hit from a Custodian and then stab him to death. Which is why it’s hilarious that despite all of his luck, he still dies in a tragic car crash before he can get into combat. Classic Orks.

  • @BlackBugDefiance
    @BlackBugDefiance 2 года назад +56

    When I started the video I immediately knew that in the end orks win, so instantly great report 😎

    • @jonttopia
      @jonttopia Год назад +3

      In any battle with orks, no matter who actually claims victory, the orks win.

  • @KosmitPL
    @KosmitPL 2 года назад +179

    Huh. Now this is a collab I did not expect to see. Simon is awesome, love his channel. I'm amazed at the creativity of his army. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @_ok1735
    @_ok1735 2 года назад +628

    What happened to the start collecting battle reports? They were so fun!

    • @MidwinterMinis
      @MidwinterMinis  2 года назад +529

      They will return!

    • @Rokos_Basilisk
      @Rokos_Basilisk 2 года назад +84

      @@MidwinterMinis horray! **exagerated gesturing**

    • @_ok1735
      @_ok1735 2 года назад +17

      @@MidwinterMinis nice

    • @K.E.L-117
      @K.E.L-117 2 года назад +18

      Grandfather Nurgle happened

    • @_ok1735
      @_ok1735 2 года назад

      @@K.E.L-117 must be some Tzeentch scheme

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 2 года назад +19

    I’d love to see more Ork VS Ork games. Seeing different lists and units duke it out never gets old

  • @B__C__
    @B__C__ 2 года назад +49

    39:55 The classic Gorkamorka terrain looks a bit like an ork beachfront tiki lounge. It looks great with the beach bases. Do any of the orks Dr. Clark's army have a sand castle on their base?
    Lovely warsurfers too! My bikers ride Greenskinz Starter Box pigs with strap-on dakka gun saddles, if anyone is ever up for a beach barbecue battle report.
    Aloha until next time!

  • @davidstuart7718
    @davidstuart7718 2 года назад +148

    I'm not sure but when you emergency disembark I think you roll dice for all minitures embarked and then chose who dies when you roll a 1. You don't do the units individually you just do everything embarked at once. I could be wrong.

    • @Noximous
      @Noximous 2 года назад +37

      you're correct - Poor Makari, dead before his time T_T

    • @TheDevilmixer
      @TheDevilmixer 2 года назад +4

      this

    • @verbalvandalizer
      @verbalvandalizer 2 года назад +21

      You are very much correct. Per the rules; "If a transport is destroyed, any units embarked within it immediately disembark (see below) before the transport model is removed, but you must then roll one dice for each model you just set up on the battlefield. For each roll of 1, a model that disembarked (your choice) is slain. Units cannot declare a charge during the same turn that they disembarked from a destroyed transport. [[Core Rules Pg. 9 - Updated in Core Rules FAQ Pg. 2]"

    • @busterbackster1
      @busterbackster1 2 года назад +4

      And for emergency disembark it's 1s and 2s not just 1s

    • @Noximous
      @Noximous 2 года назад +2

      @@busterbackster1 TBF, i think he just said emergency disembark coz that's what it used to be called, and didn't realise there was a strat for that

  • @salamanda550
    @salamanda550 2 года назад +68

    Oh my god, the Beach Boyz are so good. I wanna see the entire force, these are just so good I hope they're not all there is.

    • @SimonClark
      @SimonClark 2 года назад +25

      There's a little more! I've got more boys and a unit of grots, and recently I've assembled but not painted a squigbuggy (the only unconverted thing in the army, it's already a beach buggy lol) and some killa kans (giant coconuts with killa kan limbs). Would love to expand my lootas and add another few buggies and maybe even some grot tanks!

    • @salamanda550
      @salamanda550 2 года назад

      @@SimonClark Awesome! They're a fab conversion effort, and so lovely and vibrant!

    • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 2 года назад +3

      @@SimonClark The HaWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-an shirts are amazing.

  • @MichaelAlthauser
    @MichaelAlthauser 2 года назад +34

    I haven’t even watched the whole thing yet but already know it’s going to be awesome. There really is nothing as fun in 40k as an Ork vs Ork game.

  • @Mr_Spaticus
    @Mr_Spaticus 2 года назад +26

    As the resident jerk in my friendship group who routinely brings Knights to our 500-1000 point hobbying days, outstanding move Guy ;)

  • @thelonelybolter8245
    @thelonelybolter8245 2 года назад +15

    OMG Simon's converted ork army is INCREDIBLE!!!!!!

  • @zorbin1125
    @zorbin1125 2 года назад +8

    That WWAAARRGHHHH was amazing.

  • @MikhailBorg
    @MikhailBorg 2 года назад +5

    The amusement you both took in the destruction of your own armies is a level of sportsmanship I hope to one day reach. I can get a little... involved in my gameplay and sometimes that means I'm not having as much fun as I should. Thanks for being a great example.

  • @dekai7992
    @dekai7992 2 года назад +19

    This collab has been a long time coming, and I'm so here fore it!
    EDIT: That was a solid Waaagh!

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 2 года назад +3

    Dude the beach boyz are incredible! Not only is the concept one of the best I've ever seen but the shirts and all are painted super well too

  • @Powoga
    @Powoga 2 года назад +53

    Haven't seen MrSimonClark in a long time. Since he was in some Yogscast videos, in fact.
    Maybe we'll see a collab with the Battleboys at some point.

    • @MadhouseMinis
      @MadhouseMinis 2 года назад +2

      Don't get my hopes up

    • @tbrochez2318
      @tbrochez2318 2 года назад +1

      I could definetly imagine seeing Guy on the new Games Night Podcast, hopefully Simon is just the in and not the end.

  • @orric77
    @orric77 2 года назад +1

    A battle report in under an hour. Nicely done. Two lovely looking armies...... A stomper in a 1000pt army is just brutal lol

  • @animusvids
    @animusvids 2 года назад +110

    Totally loved the "get back to basics" 40k without objectives and crappy competitive rules. Just plain 40k fun

    • @stevenagelutton4322
      @stevenagelutton4322 2 года назад +26

      to be fair, objectives and those competitive rules are designed so that if one player decides to take a giant unkillable Apocalypse unit, the other player still has a chance to win the game.

    • @GabAllThePizza
      @GabAllThePizza 2 года назад

      What, so 40k is more fun without any reason to battle. I like a good tussle but its better when your fighting for something

  • @MrAwesomdary
    @MrAwesomdary 2 года назад +3

    36:25 The "Cutta" have the melta weapon rules in half rage, so it is +2 damage which would have put the stompa at 29 wounds!

  • @jamesabbott6425
    @jamesabbott6425 Год назад +1

    I can't remember the last time I watched and enjoyed a BR this much. This is the kind of warhammer that i love!

  • @cryptococcusneoformans2389
    @cryptococcusneoformans2389 Год назад

    cant stop smiling after saw ork having a gud time.
    that coconut tree tank busta killing me 😂

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 2 года назад +3

    "Looking for fives... ... I'm still looking."

  • @FilthyCasualHobbies
    @FilthyCasualHobbies 2 года назад +1

    This video / Battle Report was Brilliant!! More please. As long as you keep the time under an hour, I think you have a great thing going.

  • @TheMrFishnDucks
    @TheMrFishnDucks 2 года назад +4

    Loved the battle report. This was so much fun. Battle reports can be longer as long as they're fun and entertaining like this. Nice video. Keep up the good work.

  • @murphyngton
    @murphyngton 2 года назад +3

    I did not expect Simon here but I'm happy ab-ork this!

  • @7bootzy
    @7bootzy 2 года назад +4

    I miss this sort of hilarious, fun insanity from Warhammer. No alpha strikes and WAAC. No min-maxing. Just modelers' imaginations. Just goofy fun. It takes me back to the 90s.

  • @yeturs69420
    @yeturs69420 2 года назад +1

    No worries, but Makari can live there. When your car gets wrecked, you roll one pool of dice equal to the total number of models inside and kill one, from any squad, for each 1.
    I think. There's a lot of rules.

    • @JWencl
      @JWencl 2 года назад

      Yeah this. My friend got this rule wrong once and ended up 'losing' Drazhar.

  • @tomikmarx1357
    @tomikmarx1357 2 года назад

    super awesome battle report on others i cant like watch to end and this is short and funny and well processed.good job

  • @Hobby_Technology
    @Hobby_Technology 2 года назад +1

    I would've NEVER expected a Simon Clark battle report but I am so excited!

  • @jozefbucany2310
    @jozefbucany2310 2 года назад +20

    the disembark you rolled was incorrect.
    you should've rolled 11 dice at the same time and then you choose which models die. so characters are safe.
    edit: forgot to add "awesome report

  • @fizztero6894
    @fizztero6894 2 года назад +2

    MORE BATTLEREPORTS PLS

  • @floweringnight-lord3008
    @floweringnight-lord3008 2 года назад +1

    That Custom Ork army themed as a beach force looks absolutely amazing

  • @mochatoast887
    @mochatoast887 2 года назад +1

    Love both armies. There both so color full and have something so unique about them!

  • @mzjalic324
    @mzjalic324 2 года назад +1

    Absolutely great collab! Been waiting for it ever since I keep seeing Dr. Simon Clark in the comments, and absolutely did not disappoint

  • @ciandoyle3315
    @ciandoyle3315 2 года назад

    honestly the best battle report channel. so professional, clean and clear. tysm for making these

  • @xDGREENx
    @xDGREENx 2 года назад +2

    Beach boyz were so awesome lol.
    Hate to be that guy, but you actually can’t reroll the smite mortal wounds roll. It’s technically not a damage roll since it’s a roll to see how many mortal wounds are taken.
    Also, for the disembark after the trukk was killed you roll all the dice for everything embarked. Then you pick what dies for the 1’s you roll. So if you rolled two 1’s you could’ve just killed two Gretchen

  • @stef4537
    @stef4537 2 года назад

    absoluetly love the hawaian themed orks hats off for the conversions ... and imagination for coming up with the idea ...thank you both very much for just playing 40k with tongue in cheek way of palying it just for an afternoons bit of fun ahahaha

  • @alienlobsteroo4882
    @alienlobsteroo4882 2 года назад

    "When a stoppable force meets a movable object" HAHA xD

  • @waspinator5361
    @waspinator5361 2 года назад +1

    24:20 Simon: You are smitten with me! Kiss me!
    Guy: Simon please, not in front of da boyz...
    Simon: *sad Ork noises*

  • @PalaeoJoe87
    @PalaeoJoe87 2 года назад +5

    Ha, no way. I watched a lot of Simon's PhD life videos as prep for starting my own and they were a big help! Loved this collab, nice to see such a relaxed and friendly fun game too.

  • @Emily-su1te
    @Emily-su1te 2 года назад

    Gods this is like worlds colliding, love both your content and Dr. Simon's stuff too! Fantastic battle report between two fantastic armies, loved it :D

  • @solomonrobertson1842
    @solomonrobertson1842 2 года назад

    What I like about your channel is how you have a project of building and painting a model, except unlike other RUclipsrs you actually use them in the game. Much more appealing to newbies like me.

  • @PeopleAcct707
    @PeopleAcct707 2 года назад

    I just paused my TWWH3 Ogre campaign to watch this and what do I see? Beach boy Orks using converted Ogre minis! Awesome!

  • @jmc7034
    @jmc7034 2 года назад +4

    Would love to see more of the start collecting battle reports

  • @kromwhellpushmountain6605
    @kromwhellpushmountain6605 2 года назад +3

    Thank you for saving me from boredom

  • @authoritykindbeggardynamic
    @authoritykindbeggardynamic 2 года назад

    bro this is such a fucking dream, like I'd never imagine two of my favorite content creators being in and making a video together

  • @nomoss_videos
    @nomoss_videos 2 года назад

    Beach orkz look great. Makes me wanna paint my Combat Patrol in this way. Good game!

  • @Vandralys
    @Vandralys 2 года назад +5

    oh no, oh nooo The rolling for losses when emergency disembarking, you don't roll for each unit, you roll all 11 at once so you should've only lost makari if you rolled 11 ones

    • @SimonClark
      @SimonClark 2 года назад +7

      I did say this at the time!

    • @MidwinterMinis
      @MidwinterMinis  2 года назад +5

      No way! You roll 1 dice for each model inside!

    • @Vandralys
      @Vandralys 2 года назад +2

      @@MidwinterMinis Hilarious moment none the less and very very orky, but yeah the rules state: "roll one D6 for each model you just set up on the battlefield. For each roll of 1, a model that disembarked (your choice) is destroyed." It's definitely roll all at once and pick the losses. Oh well losing a character is a sure fire way to remember that one next time haha

    • @joebody7198
      @joebody7198 2 года назад +1

      I made this mistake once when my Nobz and Warboss bailed out of a dead Battlewagon. It stung. Doubly so after the game when I found out how it actually works!

  • @adamwood3220
    @adamwood3220 2 года назад

    Loved this, both gorgeous armies and some top drawer banter! Would love to see more of these in future.

  • @ethanr9080
    @ethanr9080 2 года назад +3

    Finally! Simon appears in a Warhammer video!

  • @R1v0rian
    @R1v0rian 2 года назад +3

    I am ready for the chaos this is sure to be

  • @thedabblingwarlock
    @thedabblingwarlock 2 года назад

    Love the orky karnage on display here. And lovely models there, Dr. Clark. Please do some more of these with Guy. It was a lot of fun to watch.

  • @daniellogue8365
    @daniellogue8365 2 года назад

    Amazing army Simon!! Also I appreciate you taking out the rules bloat and keeping it simple, easy to follow.

  • @deecrute
    @deecrute 2 года назад +4

    Wowa! This is the most creative Waaaagh I have ever seen 🤩

  • @martyrace7347
    @martyrace7347 2 года назад

    By Gork (or possibly Mork), that was a good chuckle!

  • @marcosmolina7349
    @marcosmolina7349 2 года назад

    I really enjoy all your battle reps and this one was no exception. Please more of it (and I wouldn´t mind, if there were some start-collecting-death-match ones among them). Thanks a lot, Guy and greetings to Penny.

  • @harriswilson9952
    @harriswilson9952 2 года назад

    *Pushes glasses up onto his nose:* Can't re-roll the mortal wounds dealt by witchfire effect psychic powers.

  • @minimadness5539
    @minimadness5539 2 года назад

    This is great I love both these channel’s and never expected them to collab thanks guy and Simon

  • @greyknightsmk
    @greyknightsmk 2 года назад +2

    The music really reminds me of the old Populace beginning game, great batrep!

  • @ryanb8821
    @ryanb8821 2 года назад +4

    Firstly: I LOVE those beach boyz. Absolutely awesome.
    Secondly: will you be doing anymore of the start collecting/combat patrol bat reps?

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 2 года назад +3

    Pre-battle prediction, Orks are going to win.

  • @Tenshin66
    @Tenshin66 2 года назад +2

    omg your edit is insane

  • @DrakeTain
    @DrakeTain 2 года назад +2

    This takes you one step closer to the yogacast. Fantastic.

  • @thecommuterzombie
    @thecommuterzombie 2 года назад +1

    Feel that Simon's Surf-Boyz (which looked fantastic) could really have done with some power claws or something. Still this was a really fun report, would love to see Simon on the channel again.

  • @SuperSweetBoy
    @SuperSweetBoy Год назад

    Looking forward to seeing the Beach Boyz face off against the Towel Empire

  • @tvdjeda
    @tvdjeda 2 года назад

    This was a fun colab and I don't know whats up with your editing but your battle reports are the only ones I enjoy watching

  • @UHCredhead
    @UHCredhead 2 года назад

    When ever I see that Ben Sherman my mind goes back Shaun from this is England, I own the same 😂

  • @InquisitorKryptman
    @InquisitorKryptman 2 года назад +3

    Nice, cool to see Simon on here

  • @nightglider1448
    @nightglider1448 2 года назад

    Finally the ork on ork fight I've been looking for thank you both for this video

  • @crabpee
    @crabpee 2 года назад

    Well done on that converted Ork army haha. Love the choice of models for the beach theme!

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 2 года назад

    I appreciate Dr Clark dressing to match his boyz. That's the sort of dedication ya love to see!

  • @DarkMessiah117
    @DarkMessiah117 2 года назад +1

    Clarification: smite DMG roll can't be rerolled. And for destroyed vehicles you roll for all models at the same time and it's your choice who dies (makari would be still alive).

  • @frankyboi1819
    @frankyboi1819 2 года назад +1

    Simons orks are one of my favorites if seen online. And idk if anyone else played it but those orks remind of The duke nukem Caribbean expansion

  • @jenkessel4758
    @jenkessel4758 2 года назад +1

    WAAARRRGGGHHH!! Brilliant, thanks Guy ☺

  • @JKMeZmA
    @JKMeZmA 2 года назад

    I’m so excited for this!! Love Simon Clark and this channel so it’s such a great crossover!!!

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 2 года назад

    Absolutely incredible surfer orks. This is what the tabletop hobby is all about: kitbashing some wacky models, and having them beat on other models until one of them falls.

  • @lluiscavalcanticalvo1192
    @lluiscavalcanticalvo1192 2 года назад +1

    Glorious beach army.
    I would have prefer to see a game with objectives so the grots and the stompa had a bit more of an interesting tactical match. From the start it was fairly obvious what was going to happend.
    Still nice vid

  • @oompers9
    @oompers9 2 года назад

    Your editing makes these hands down the best battle reports on youtube.

  • @tobyharvey6040
    @tobyharvey6040 2 года назад

    So happy to see these two in the same room. Big fan of both. More please 😁

  • @simarshall2474
    @simarshall2474 2 года назад

    Hah I didn't realise till the outro that one of Simon's nobs wears the same shirt as him. Nice touch.

  • @Matt-nx4ym
    @Matt-nx4ym 2 года назад

    The 50 attacks one wound bit are why I offloaded my Orks after my first two games. Fun as heck to paint them though.

  • @princesseponyboy1971
    @princesseponyboy1971 2 года назад

    Those are some of the most beautiful orks I’ve ever seen :’))))))

  • @whyarenamessohardtocomeupw2916
    @whyarenamessohardtocomeupw2916 2 года назад +1

    Whoa, it's Simon, this is so cool!

  • @raph6860
    @raph6860 2 года назад +2

    Best battle reports on RUclips

  • @pointynoodle
    @pointynoodle 2 года назад

    Bringing a stompa was a little cheeky there Guy...

  • @magicalawnmower4764
    @magicalawnmower4764 2 года назад

    Da Beach Boyz is the coolest army I've ever seen, the bases are fantastic and the whole design and kitbashes are beautiful!

  • @eronth
    @eronth 2 года назад

    I liked the themed ork v ork battle. Super good.

  • @whitescar2
    @whitescar2 2 года назад

    Those beach orks are just peak 40k!

  • @rainjoubert5741
    @rainjoubert5741 2 года назад

    This is absolutely increddible! SO MUCH FUN XD

  • @BAD-Canon
    @BAD-Canon 2 года назад

    This was great. Never watched a battle report before. Fun!
    Love the channel!

  • @nerdasaurus9358
    @nerdasaurus9358 2 года назад

    This was a blast! You guys have such great synergy, the positive energy and quips we're awesome

  • @Jordan-Iorth
    @Jordan-Iorth 2 года назад

    Awesome! This was very enjoyable to watch. Please do these more often

  • @ger5956
    @ger5956 2 года назад +2

    Yes!!! Two of my favourite RUclipsrs, this is gonna be awesome 😁❤️👍🏼

  • @Sourcious
    @Sourcious Год назад

    Heya! Just started collecting Warhammer minis (funnily enough to use in my D&D campaign as I have no clue how to play Warhammer and no one to play with, LOL) and I have your channel to thank for my newest addiction! Love your videos, especially the painting ones, but also have a great time watching your battle reports! Now I gotta start getting more Necrons and Tyranids as they fit the current story arc of my game, and I've always had a thing for undead and aberrations, lol!

  • @reddragoon7981
    @reddragoon7981 2 года назад +1

    I wish the tropical Orks would have had their guns painted to look like super soakers. Would have sold the looks even more!