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  • Опубликовано: 18 авг 2024
  • A fourth selection of Maher's funniest new rules.
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    Other Bill Maher compilations: • Bill Maher Compilations
    If you want more of these compilations, please consider showing some love on Patreon: patreon.com/mostlybillmaherclips

Комментарии • 283

  • @Eurisko229
    @Eurisko229 3 года назад +37

    When Bill says “you are not going to like this”
    You know it’s going to be good.

  • @larrylebowski8386
    @larrylebowski8386 Год назад +6

    He is too funny. Bill Maher 2024!

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 5 лет назад +78

    I like how whoever put this together saved the best to last.
    They just knew that was the one to go out with

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 5 лет назад +9

    Pricelessly funny! Maher's writers have no peers!

  • @compteofficiel4112
    @compteofficiel4112 4 года назад +25

    i'm new to the Bill Maher party, but he is the funniest dude i've heard in a very long time, probably ever. lmfao. total genius.

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Год назад

      I love this guy! But I can't watch his shows. Idiots whooping in the background completely ruin it for me. America has given us Harley Davidsons , hot dogs, rock 'n' roll, but whooping, apart from canned laughter is the most awful import in the history of American/British relations.

  • @rhenachase7933
    @rhenachase7933 5 лет назад +7

    Your writers and your delivery are insane😁😅😝😜😜😜😜

  • @Spidido
    @Spidido 3 года назад +2

    I have been on a roll of bill maher vids for the last hour. My data is almost exhausted 😆

  • @willisknapick4405
    @willisknapick4405 10 месяцев назад +1

    You don't know what you missed until it's gone. Great he's back 😂.

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 5 лет назад +82

    Lindsey Graham joke was brilliant

    • @sylzyl
      @sylzyl 5 лет назад +2

      My girl temptations

    • @mr.d.4175
      @mr.d.4175 5 лет назад +4

      Just say his name and people laugh.

    • @elhombredeoro955
      @elhombredeoro955 5 лет назад +7

      We call him McCain's widow.

    • @elhombredeoro955
      @elhombredeoro955 5 лет назад

      @Stephanie Logan I know how you feel Stephanie, but to be honest senator Graham is in line with his constituents. I live in South Carolina and most of the people here overwhelmingly support Trump. When Graham used to speak against the President he became very unpopular, but now they like him better. It's not that he has chosen to be a President's enabler, blame his voters who forced him to stand behind President.
      I hope you remember what happened to our former Governor and Representative Mark Sanford. He lost the primary to a novice, he was booted out of politics, he was excommunicated by Republican officials. His affair with his Argentinian mistress didn't harm his political career as much as his opposition of President Trump.

  • @jakemf1
    @jakemf1 Год назад +3

    I love the trigger warning at the start. Welcome to this generation

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 4 года назад +20

    7:18 It's always been a source of amazement to me how more people don't comment on the ridiculous apparel worn by religious leaders. Well done BM for doing so!

    • @KlausSgroi
      @KlausSgroi Год назад

      That's because it's dogma. You can't question traditions in any church.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 года назад +2

    "What the fuck are we doing"? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC 5 лет назад +233

    'Blasphemy':
    A made up crime against an imaginary victim.

    • @xelloskaczor5051
      @xelloskaczor5051 5 лет назад +5

      in defense of people who believe in fairy tales, blasphemy is a crime against church, not god. Most of the time. And literally every crime is made up.

    • @xelloskaczor5051
      @xelloskaczor5051 5 лет назад

      @@Johny_Truant It's still an offense against a church or in old times, the state. They would fucking kill you for that and it would not be any silly lighting or divine smiting, it would be dudes in stupid robes with very sharp knives

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 5 лет назад +7

      As an atheist, I agree with you. But I still want those "prosperity gospel" preachers, as well as any "Christian" that purports to love Ayn Rand, to be publicly executed for blasphemy.

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 5 лет назад +4

      What bothered me is that they had a disclaimer for Christian blasphemy but not Jewish blasphemy, wtf, what are we chopped liver?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад

      EveryBody Wants To Be The Victim. it's so fashionable.

  • @mariocordeiro8728
    @mariocordeiro8728 5 лет назад +10

    Ron Jeremy with a hangover.... Looks just like him 😆

  • @kriskelchtermans8594
    @kriskelchtermans8594 5 лет назад +58

    Of course! Felber! It was right on the tip of my tongue.

  • @MSYNGWIE12
    @MSYNGWIE12 3 месяца назад +2

    "That was on the tip of my tongue! Whew! Go Bill...

  • @zipeilei4840
    @zipeilei4840 5 лет назад +47

    You shpuld really drop the disclaimers and take the idiots for a fun ride on the Maher train lol.

  • @mickeyamf
    @mickeyamf 5 лет назад +18

    the disclaimer caught me by a surprise especially since a comedy clip has to have one but our foods don't.

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd 3 года назад

      Actually, the ingredients list is the disclaimer. Food for thought!!

  • @tarilonte
    @tarilonte 4 года назад +6

    Butthole joke is amazingly hilarious!

    • @davidhunt7249
      @davidhunt7249 2 года назад

      Maher did it with tongue in cheek.

  • @robertalker652
    @robertalker652 5 лет назад +15

    Made my day... thanks very much.

  • @mariocordeiro8728
    @mariocordeiro8728 5 лет назад +2

    The guy with the boot on his head running for office 😆

  • @user-po2qb6cm9q
    @user-po2qb6cm9q 4 месяца назад +1

    My favourite ever New Rules. Hilarious 😅

  • @johannafath-koziol7713
    @johannafath-koziol7713 5 лет назад +4

    Simply *BRILLIANT*

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 5 лет назад +8

    Thank you! I can't believe there were a couple I hadn't seen before. I thought I'd seen every Bill segment ever. Next Friday we finally get some new Bill. His monologue will need to be three times as long to cover the time since he left. Wow, I just thought of something, those people going on a one way trip to Mars, watching the new Bill episodes will be kind of pointless. Kind of puts their sacrifice in perspective, doesn't it?
    Wow, this weed is strong.

  • @ACGreyhound04
    @ACGreyhound04 6 месяцев назад

    “There’s a reason TACO spelled backwards is “O, CAT” 😂 🐈

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +16

    I came here because of the things in the ''warning'', it's Bill Maher, if he didn't fill in all of those items, I'd be disappointed and even sadder.

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 5 лет назад +288

    Sad you have to put a disclaimer for the non humored.

    • @mostlybillmaherclips1933
      @mostlybillmaherclips1933  5 лет назад +35

      It is. There were a lot of triggered commenters on the previous New Rules, from both right and left. So I thought a "trigger warning" might be in order, so no one feels "tricked" into it.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 5 лет назад +1

      Trump is a JOKE, not only as potus but also as a human being. I hope people are keeping track of deregulation. CLEAN AIR AND WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @andrewgrove1691
      @andrewgrove1691 5 лет назад +4

      Just call it the sjw disclaimer

    • @sarinat3101
      @sarinat3101 5 лет назад +9

      @@mostlybillmaherclips1933 That really sucks. I'm pretty progressive but the "nothing is funny" crowd is insufferable and provides endless fodder for conservatives.
      Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.*
      *yes I stole that joke

    • @trumpjonguno6994
      @trumpjonguno6994 5 лет назад +2

      Mostly Bill Maher Clips wow, how sad. Bill is hilarious and he isn't biased in his humor. He makes fun of everyone, which is as it should be. I just watched some other ones and saw those ppl whining. Bill is an american treasure 😄

  • @gazinessex2
    @gazinessex2 3 года назад +4

    Classic ending.

  • @raducatalinpopa7883
    @raducatalinpopa7883 4 года назад +3

    The starting message got me cracked up 😂😂😂😂

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 3 года назад +5

    6:27
    And now grandpa is the president haha

  • @mjanavel
    @mjanavel 5 лет назад +4

    Never enough Maher.

  • @GiuseppeLongotheastronomer
    @GiuseppeLongotheastronomer 2 года назад +4

    I am just fine with all of it!!! Thanks for being a different rational voice in a Country which is loosing her identity (since many, many years).

  • @mrrareclassprodigy
    @mrrareclassprodigy 2 года назад +1

    When it came down to the quality of humor from the aging wisdom of Bill Maher, as promised he decapitated the booing lobe of my brain .. oh wew is me.

  • @jacoblaughbon3323
    @jacoblaughbon3323 5 лет назад +8

    "What is that? It's a what? A dog's butt? Oh...gross. What? It looks like what? Oh...yeah kinda."

  • @michaelrossel7339
    @michaelrossel7339 3 года назад +5

    That gag about Joe Biden being a old grandpa who should be in care didn't age well :D

  • @salisburypjphone238
    @salisburypjphone238 5 лет назад +2

    Love the message at the beginning 😂😂😂😂

  • @joegiotta7580
    @joegiotta7580 3 года назад +2

    And now I want to know who this Adam Felber is.

  • @LesterMoore
    @LesterMoore Год назад +1

    More proof. Bill stick with comedy and out of politics. Stay with what you know.

  • @daveweldon5481
    @daveweldon5481 2 года назад +1

    If you are crippled in life, is your GHOST crippled too??? Rofl

  • @Nathan-hs2ut
    @Nathan-hs2ut 5 лет назад +48

    If there is no blasphemy there is no fun!

  • @lizzyborden123
    @lizzyborden123 5 лет назад +1

    I had to watch this after the disclaimer. I knew it’d be good.

  • @mjanavel
    @mjanavel 5 лет назад +5

    Thanks, these were epic

  • @Birdtendo
    @Birdtendo 3 года назад +1

    Lemme shower before I watch this.

    • @Birdtendo
      @Birdtendo 3 года назад

      Aight lets roll.

  • @dragonsword7370
    @dragonsword7370 5 лет назад +1

    That bit about jesus on/in a dog's ass killed me.

    • @davidhunt7249
      @davidhunt7249 2 года назад

      Imagine Fido crapping out of jesus' mouth. Hallelujah!!!

  • @Obiter3
    @Obiter3 5 лет назад +11

    Hilarious compilation!

  • @user-po2qb6cm9q
    @user-po2qb6cm9q 4 месяца назад +1

    The Jesus dog. Oh my days 😅

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 4 года назад +3

    People who were reluctant to vote for Hillary in favor of Trump should have given their support to Vermin Supreme! True he's as crazy if not crazier than Trump, but odds are he might make a more effective President than the one we currently have! ; - D

  • @SesameR7sh
    @SesameR7sh Год назад +2

    Just look how much funnier Maher's writers used to be. When was the last time you saw his guests laugh hysterically like that

  • @mariocordeiro8728
    @mariocordeiro8728 5 лет назад +4

    Tacos mystery meat 😆

  • @henkka6456
    @henkka6456 4 года назад +2

    I am from Finland, straight and proud! Jah bless our stompin' stamps

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 4 года назад

      Outrageously fabulous! But granted, not for everyone

  • @cathybuchanan1747
    @cathybuchanan1747 5 лет назад +1

    This is just hysterically funny.

  • @user-cx9rr3gz2w
    @user-cx9rr3gz2w Год назад

    OMG😂 CONGRATULATIONS!, You are funny once again 👏👍💯

  • @user-po2qb6cm9q
    @user-po2qb6cm9q 4 месяца назад

    As soon as Bill points out Jesus in the dogs ass,you can't unsee it 😅

  • @michaelreed9713
    @michaelreed9713 5 лет назад +12

    Good stuff man! Keep it up.

  • @charlotteingalls5644
    @charlotteingalls5644 6 месяцев назад

    Enjoyed crazy old rules.

  • @SGxShadow
    @SGxShadow 5 лет назад +3

    If you're upset with the disclaimer, you can go to the actual Bill Maher channel. Yeah... he has one on RUclips.

  • @gsmith7309
    @gsmith7309 9 месяцев назад +1

    The guy with the boot on his head I would vote for before Donald Trump😮

  • @neomonk5619
    @neomonk5619 5 лет назад +3

    Awesome

  • @mazenmazen1065
    @mazenmazen1065 4 года назад +1

    your something else bill ... 👏👏👍

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 4 года назад +1

      Four words; five mistakes. RUclips comments... Damn.

  • @daveweldon5481
    @daveweldon5481 2 года назад +2

    That old man gon be pres-i-DENT! In 10 years! Lol

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 3 года назад +1

    2:05 That's a great pre-emptive laugh...

  • @terrencewilliams8559
    @terrencewilliams8559 5 лет назад +7

    What's so blasphemy about this?
    Makes perfect sense to me

  • @pejisan
    @pejisan 5 лет назад +1

    I love the disclaimer!

  • @gregalexander8189
    @gregalexander8189 2 года назад

    Have a good time as long as you live

  • @sukavuka
    @sukavuka 5 лет назад +3

    Perfect

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 2 года назад

    Thanks, now I'm thinking about Taco Bell!

  • @gsmith7309
    @gsmith7309 9 месяцев назад

    I couldn't stop laughing❤

  • @TheDuckHasArrived
    @TheDuckHasArrived Год назад +1

    What for is that warning at the beginning? It's enough to write that this video is for an adult viewers.

  • @JarodM
    @JarodM 4 года назад

    Ended on a high note, great work~👍

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 4 года назад +3

    Making Compilations Great Again. Awesome job.

  • @michelmadaire257
    @michelmadaire257 4 года назад

    1:05 i guess, Jesus, was the Butt joke, This time. LOL

  • @greenderp
    @greenderp 5 лет назад

    thank you mommy OP for just the right amount of maher time XD

  • @user-po2qb6cm9q
    @user-po2qb6cm9q 4 месяца назад

    Of course the Kardashians have their own parking spaces

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Год назад +1

    All of these are So awful - and so freakin’ funny. i really did laugh out loud. 🤣
    being of Jewish heritage, i have never ever heard of that ridiculous chicken thing. WTF IS that? and some kids wonder why they’re terrified of chickens!? LOL 😋 🌷🌱

  • @Alph413
    @Alph413 Год назад

    The funny thing about two pair of identical twins who marries each other is that their kids ar siblings and not cousins…

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 2 года назад

    I love how the woman says "shameless" after the Kardashian ass parking joke.

  • @seanxu2517
    @seanxu2517 5 лет назад

    On the tip of my tongue! Hahahahaha

  • @cilliansands6166
    @cilliansands6166 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit, the warning at the beginning is pure gold: Christian blasphemy, crude sexual refences...just put a big banner with his name on it.

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 5 лет назад

    The best part of this video is the disclaimer.

  • @Offmedication
    @Offmedication 5 лет назад +2

    Vernon Supreme 2020!! saner than Trump.

  • @primeror
    @primeror 5 лет назад

    LOVE it ! !

  • @josephsonners2743
    @josephsonners2743 5 лет назад +3

    Oh no he didn't just say that!

  • @elsahelgason
    @elsahelgason 5 лет назад +1

    Have nice day.

  • @robm6726
    @robm6726 5 лет назад +6

    ah refreshing to see these :) ty I miss Bill Maher when does he come back?

    • @coltsfan1518
      @coltsfan1518 5 лет назад +1

      mid january i believe :)

    • @bmddlton
      @bmddlton 5 лет назад

      If you have Dish you don’t get HBO anymore...

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 5 лет назад +1

      Well, fortunately Bill is cool and we can watch it right here. Can't wait until he comes back and starts poking holes in all the gasbags. 😍

  • @verfuncht
    @verfuncht 4 года назад +1

    4:42 Is that someone dressed as Obama dressed as Michael Jackson and someone dressed as David Hasselhoff dressed as William Shatner? Because that's all I can see looking at it.

  • @justadude3789
    @justadude3789 3 года назад +3

    Wow there is a hurt feeling warning at the beginning
    I remember when they only put warnings infront of graphic or dangerous videos

  • @wedgeromewedgerome
    @wedgeromewedgerome Год назад

    *Locksmith Terror*
    What they mean by Sauron's One Ring is that the ring is the locksmith's heraldry? It's that nutshell in physics. And, it's related to Eden. Slim jimmy? Hide the codes and measures! Lions with swords. Key blanks.

  • @user-po2qb6cm9q
    @user-po2qb6cm9q 3 месяца назад

    That Jewish ritual with the baby and the chicken_ is this for real? 😅

  • @irishmuse
    @irishmuse 5 лет назад +2

    He had Steve Bannon as a guest???

  • @fdfac
    @fdfac 2 года назад

    How can something be considered blasphemy and cult of nonsense?

  • @ravigsk8338
    @ravigsk8338 4 года назад

    Probably only scenario where two wrongs make it right. Dopple bangers.

  • @mikecollier80
    @mikecollier80 4 года назад

    there is no such thing as not laughing

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 2 года назад +1

    You should just say “this video has jokes”.

  • @lourdesesalvador5831
    @lourdesesalvador5831 3 года назад +1

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @danidejaneiro8378
    @danidejaneiro8378 5 лет назад +1

    So many ageist jokes from Bill

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 3 года назад +3

    New rule: Bill, stop working with future political felons. Get a better screening process. Steve Bannon, peekaboo, I see you!

    • @toriblue
      @toriblue 2 года назад +1

      As much as I hate Steve B, Bill Maher shouldn't be limiting his guest list to Liberals and people that meet their approval. Tribalism has risen to a disturbing degree in this country. Debate is necessary to maintain a healthy democracy. I want to hear opinions that differ from my own because that's how we change and grow as a society.

  • @mokonemokone3158
    @mokonemokone3158 3 года назад

    They beg for me to come back and then they boo me.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад

    "What the fuck are we doing"? 🤑

  • @EEM1978
    @EEM1978 4 года назад

    Funny! Funny! Funny!...Damn!

  • @art4freak795
    @art4freak795 5 лет назад +3

    Hilarious