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Bill Maher's New Rules #4
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- Опубликовано: 18 авг 2024
- A fourth selection of Maher's funniest new rules.
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When Bill says “you are not going to like this”
You know it’s going to be good.
He is too funny. Bill Maher 2024!
BTW
I like how whoever put this together saved the best to last.
They just knew that was the one to go out with
We
@@normanabramson9275 sorry, I don’t understand. Little help?
Pricelessly funny! Maher's writers have no peers!
i'm new to the Bill Maher party, but he is the funniest dude i've heard in a very long time, probably ever. lmfao. total genius.
I love this guy! But I can't watch his shows. Idiots whooping in the background completely ruin it for me. America has given us Harley Davidsons , hot dogs, rock 'n' roll, but whooping, apart from canned laughter is the most awful import in the history of American/British relations.
Your writers and your delivery are insane😁😅😝😜😜😜😜
I have been on a roll of bill maher vids for the last hour. My data is almost exhausted 😆
You don't know what you missed until it's gone. Great he's back 😂.
Lindsey Graham joke was brilliant
My girl temptations
Just say his name and people laugh.
We call him McCain's widow.
@Stephanie Logan I know how you feel Stephanie, but to be honest senator Graham is in line with his constituents. I live in South Carolina and most of the people here overwhelmingly support Trump. When Graham used to speak against the President he became very unpopular, but now they like him better. It's not that he has chosen to be a President's enabler, blame his voters who forced him to stand behind President.
I hope you remember what happened to our former Governor and Representative Mark Sanford. He lost the primary to a novice, he was booted out of politics, he was excommunicated by Republican officials. His affair with his Argentinian mistress didn't harm his political career as much as his opposition of President Trump.
I love the trigger warning at the start. Welcome to this generation
7:18 It's always been a source of amazement to me how more people don't comment on the ridiculous apparel worn by religious leaders. Well done BM for doing so!
That's because it's dogma. You can't question traditions in any church.
"What the fuck are we doing"? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Blasphemy':
A made up crime against an imaginary victim.
in defense of people who believe in fairy tales, blasphemy is a crime against church, not god. Most of the time. And literally every crime is made up.
@@Johny_Truant It's still an offense against a church or in old times, the state. They would fucking kill you for that and it would not be any silly lighting or divine smiting, it would be dudes in stupid robes with very sharp knives
As an atheist, I agree with you. But I still want those "prosperity gospel" preachers, as well as any "Christian" that purports to love Ayn Rand, to be publicly executed for blasphemy.
What bothered me is that they had a disclaimer for Christian blasphemy but not Jewish blasphemy, wtf, what are we chopped liver?
EveryBody Wants To Be The Victim. it's so fashionable.
Ron Jeremy with a hangover.... Looks just like him 😆
Of course! Felber! It was right on the tip of my tongue.
"That was on the tip of my tongue! Whew! Go Bill...
You shpuld really drop the disclaimers and take the idiots for a fun ride on the Maher train lol.
You are here, must have finished the ride.
the disclaimer caught me by a surprise especially since a comedy clip has to have one but our foods don't.
Actually, the ingredients list is the disclaimer. Food for thought!!
Butthole joke is amazingly hilarious!
Maher did it with tongue in cheek.
Made my day... thanks very much.
The guy with the boot on his head running for office 😆
My favourite ever New Rules. Hilarious 😅
Simply *BRILLIANT*
Thank you! I can't believe there were a couple I hadn't seen before. I thought I'd seen every Bill segment ever. Next Friday we finally get some new Bill. His monologue will need to be three times as long to cover the time since he left. Wow, I just thought of something, those people going on a one way trip to Mars, watching the new Bill episodes will be kind of pointless. Kind of puts their sacrifice in perspective, doesn't it?
Wow, this weed is strong.
“There’s a reason TACO spelled backwards is “O, CAT” 😂 🐈
I came here because of the things in the ''warning'', it's Bill Maher, if he didn't fill in all of those items, I'd be disappointed and even sadder.
Sad you have to put a disclaimer for the non humored.
It is. There were a lot of triggered commenters on the previous New Rules, from both right and left. So I thought a "trigger warning" might be in order, so no one feels "tricked" into it.
Trump is a JOKE, not only as potus but also as a human being. I hope people are keeping track of deregulation. CLEAN AIR AND WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just call it the sjw disclaimer
@@mostlybillmaherclips1933 That really sucks. I'm pretty progressive but the "nothing is funny" crowd is insufferable and provides endless fodder for conservatives.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.*
*yes I stole that joke
Mostly Bill Maher Clips wow, how sad. Bill is hilarious and he isn't biased in his humor. He makes fun of everyone, which is as it should be. I just watched some other ones and saw those ppl whining. Bill is an american treasure 😄
Classic ending.
The starting message got me cracked up 😂😂😂😂
6:27
And now grandpa is the president haha
Never enough Maher.
I am just fine with all of it!!! Thanks for being a different rational voice in a Country which is loosing her identity (since many, many years).
When it came down to the quality of humor from the aging wisdom of Bill Maher, as promised he decapitated the booing lobe of my brain .. oh wew is me.
"What is that? It's a what? A dog's butt? Oh...gross. What? It looks like what? Oh...yeah kinda."
That gag about Joe Biden being a old grandpa who should be in care didn't age well :D
Love the message at the beginning 😂😂😂😂
And now I want to know who this Adam Felber is.
More proof. Bill stick with comedy and out of politics. Stay with what you know.
If you are crippled in life, is your GHOST crippled too??? Rofl
If there is no blasphemy there is no fun!
I had to watch this after the disclaimer. I knew it’d be good.
Thanks, these were epic
Lemme shower before I watch this.
Aight lets roll.
That bit about jesus on/in a dog's ass killed me.
Imagine Fido crapping out of jesus' mouth. Hallelujah!!!
Hilarious compilation!
The Jesus dog. Oh my days 😅
People who were reluctant to vote for Hillary in favor of Trump should have given their support to Vermin Supreme! True he's as crazy if not crazier than Trump, but odds are he might make a more effective President than the one we currently have! ; - D
Just look how much funnier Maher's writers used to be. When was the last time you saw his guests laugh hysterically like that
Tacos mystery meat 😆
I am from Finland, straight and proud! Jah bless our stompin' stamps
Outrageously fabulous! But granted, not for everyone
This is just hysterically funny.
OMG😂 CONGRATULATIONS!, You are funny once again 👏👍💯
As soon as Bill points out Jesus in the dogs ass,you can't unsee it 😅
Good stuff man! Keep it up.
Enjoyed crazy old rules.
If you're upset with the disclaimer, you can go to the actual Bill Maher channel. Yeah... he has one on RUclips.
The guy with the boot on his head I would vote for before Donald Trump😮
Awesome
your something else bill ... 👏👏👍
Four words; five mistakes. RUclips comments... Damn.
That old man gon be pres-i-DENT! In 10 years! Lol
2:05 That's a great pre-emptive laugh...
What's so blasphemy about this?
Makes perfect sense to me
I love the disclaimer!
Have a good time as long as you live
Perfect
Thanks, now I'm thinking about Taco Bell!
I couldn't stop laughing❤
What for is that warning at the beginning? It's enough to write that this video is for an adult viewers.
Ended on a high note, great work~👍
Making Compilations Great Again. Awesome job.
1:05 i guess, Jesus, was the Butt joke, This time. LOL
thank you mommy OP for just the right amount of maher time XD
Of course the Kardashians have their own parking spaces
All of these are So awful - and so freakin’ funny. i really did laugh out loud. 🤣
being of Jewish heritage, i have never ever heard of that ridiculous chicken thing. WTF IS that? and some kids wonder why they’re terrified of chickens!? LOL 😋 🌷🌱
The funny thing about two pair of identical twins who marries each other is that their kids ar siblings and not cousins…
I love how the woman says "shameless" after the Kardashian ass parking joke.
On the tip of my tongue! Hahahahaha
Holy shit, the warning at the beginning is pure gold: Christian blasphemy, crude sexual refences...just put a big banner with his name on it.
The best part of this video is the disclaimer.
Vernon Supreme 2020!! saner than Trump.
LOVE it ! !
Oh no he didn't just say that!
Have nice day.
ah refreshing to see these :) ty I miss Bill Maher when does he come back?
mid january i believe :)
If you have Dish you don’t get HBO anymore...
Well, fortunately Bill is cool and we can watch it right here. Can't wait until he comes back and starts poking holes in all the gasbags. 😍
4:42 Is that someone dressed as Obama dressed as Michael Jackson and someone dressed as David Hasselhoff dressed as William Shatner? Because that's all I can see looking at it.
Wow there is a hurt feeling warning at the beginning
I remember when they only put warnings infront of graphic or dangerous videos
*Locksmith Terror*
What they mean by Sauron's One Ring is that the ring is the locksmith's heraldry? It's that nutshell in physics. And, it's related to Eden. Slim jimmy? Hide the codes and measures! Lions with swords. Key blanks.
That Jewish ritual with the baby and the chicken_ is this for real? 😅
He had Steve Bannon as a guest???
How can something be considered blasphemy and cult of nonsense?
Probably only scenario where two wrongs make it right. Dopple bangers.
there is no such thing as not laughing
You should just say “this video has jokes”.
👏👏👏👏👏
So many ageist jokes from Bill
Oh boy, i'm one square away from winning SJW bingo!
New rule: Bill, stop working with future political felons. Get a better screening process. Steve Bannon, peekaboo, I see you!
As much as I hate Steve B, Bill Maher shouldn't be limiting his guest list to Liberals and people that meet their approval. Tribalism has risen to a disturbing degree in this country. Debate is necessary to maintain a healthy democracy. I want to hear opinions that differ from my own because that's how we change and grow as a society.
They beg for me to come back and then they boo me.
"What the fuck are we doing"? 🤑
Funny! Funny! Funny!...Damn!
Hilarious