New Rule: Prickstarter | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2019
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In his editorial New Rule, Bill makes Donald Trump an offer he can't refuse.
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0:50 - "That was not toilet-paper on his shoe, it's a pricetag." Brilliant.
tubularap 👍👍👍👍👍❤️
What's truly brilliant is saying vague never proven things and watching the home team crowd go wild while your bank account goes up.
tubularap So damn funny. One the best lines of all time.
What a huge stain on the country he is. Damn
Stupid pet tricks keep the left happy.
Sending some money over from Finland 🇫🇮
@fred PLAT Lol!!
Watching in Nov. 2020, Bill's looking like nostradamus
Unbelievable! Jan 2021!
Watching 13th Feb 2021. Will it ever end?????
Middle of February, '21 WOW was he ever on the money (no pun intended.) Hi Lesley!
@@jefscolnago Hi back, from Wales(UK)
@@lesleyedgley8371 Philly, PA, USA here!
Ill never forget when I first saw this offer. I was pretty amazed at the balls on Bill. And all this time later he was right about not leaving.
He said it multiple times. He said it to Micheal Moore on a different episode and Moore acted like Maher was telling him bigfoot was real. Everyone scoffed. Even after all this people are still underestimating Trump. Scares me to death but he's probably going to win in 2024, even if found guilty in all of his trials. Maybe especially if found guilty.
"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, it was a price tag" I lost it lol.
That was priceless ... the whole segment was great
Incredible joke. One of the best I've seen in a long time
badreligion1231 Hahahaha, same here. I could not stop laughing!! New Rules was exceptionally great tonight!
That deserved a thumbs up -- Like a rock. Like a planet...
You guys need to see more comedy jesus
Is it ok if we in Europe assist on that Prickstarter thing?
Ichinin yes but I’m not sure the president will take your money. I’m not sure he knows other money from other countries exist
Plo Koon Lol good one
@@whitewhale1000 didn´t russian money get him out of trouble? That´s how it looks to me, why should he be so obedient otherwise.
Ottts22 it’s also why he won’t release his tax returns.
Yes! But you have to pay in Euro's. Because we can trick him into thinking that a Euro is a whole country. And he will think he will be getting that too if he leaves.
And now from the future, Bill you're right, unfortunately.
Well, he left. So you are full of B.S.
"You love money, we hate you." Amen.
All politicians and presidents fit that description.
@@chrislapp9468 Harry Truman could have made a ton of money out of his political career. He didn't.
@@johnhobson9165 Truman made over 1 million dollar in office during 1945. The guy made more money than any other president
This is the Bill Maher I like to see 🙂 Legend
I want a link to prickstarter after that performance lol on point with this episode
@Shade Bleu he does t love her he's just being nice
Shade Bleu
And Our President loves Sean Hannity, the Fox News version of a Rhodes Scholar.
@@g0679 I never thought of Sean Hannity in that manner; personally, I believe that Sean Hannity is an eliminationist, i.e., murderer by proxy - he uses violent rhetoric to incite violence against the left.
IMHO, Sean Hannity is evil; to use the terminology of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, Sean Hannity is evil in a way that only those of us who believe in the physical reality of Satan can understand.
I'm in the UK and I'll happily pay towards Prickstarter
Yes! Let's make it a world effort. I don't pay with dollars either, but would gladly chip in some Euros
Bit coin?
Save your money. You will need to get rid of Boris.
Don’t you guys in England by back kitchen knives 😂😂😂
Save your money, you have refugees (I mean new natives) that you need to pay for their retirement.
Love love love everything you say! You're so right Bill Maher
Bill is definitely on the ball .love listening to him.
This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM". So has the MAJORITY in this Country and even the WORLD.
Nobody told him about the toilet paper on his shoe. That tells you a lot about how the people around him really feel about him.
Terrified. Would YOU be the one to tell him or show him the video clip?
@@tedmounsteven621 That was a pretty good sized piece of paper. All anyone had to do was step on it from behind and it would have come off, dumbbell would not have been the wiser. I'd like to think they just felt contempt. True or not, I'm going with that. Either way it made him look exactly what he is, a buffoon.
It tells me the Secrect Service hates him. Most of us tell strangers that there is toilet paper on their shoes. He went from a toilet, through the corridors of the West Wing, to the motorcade, to the tarmac and up Air Force One's stairs and nobody told him. He literally passed dozens of people and not one took any action. That demonstrates true hatred of a person.
I can honestly say i have never missed disposing toilet paper in the right place. How does he manage it again. Must have some duscusting toilet habits .
Robert Smalley he was too busy flushing 15 times!😂
"and that's just the ones with one name" 😂
And if you slow down that roll call at the end, you know there are several he missed. I recently watched an old "Politically Incorrect" episode that had Eddie Izzard, Grace Slick and Lea Thompson, and you can surely build from there.
This is why I love Bill. He tells the truth and is hilarious at the same time.
Whoa this hits different now
I would throw money too and I'm in Lebanon!
Uh oh you better save your money and use it to stock up on provisions ...the plan of the neo-cons is to start with Iraq then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and finishing off with Iran. The destruction of 7 countries in 5 years plan ...it has been delayed but they are working on Syria right now !!
Roméo Lucibello 😂
@@xadam2dudex Hope that plan fails Bigley
@@dolliscrawford280 Iran is the last domino in the plan
Lucibello club - Thank you!! 😊🤗🤗
"That would involve two things he's never done: admit defeat and pay a bill."
Literally in this case.
I read this the moment Bill said it.What timing.😂
That is the case. He won't man up TBH.
Chadd Francis Me too!!!☺️
How prophetic Mr. Maher was.
it's just me, or this guy is brilliant ?
"[Donald Trump] worried about corruption (in the Ukraine)? The only time he's worried about corruption is when he's not in on it!"
Bill Maher, Oct. 18, 2019
Agolf Twittler only needs to locate the nearest reflective surface if he's looking for corruption.
Whose line is it anyway???🤯
Truer words have NEVER been spoken!
I'm no celebrity, I'm not rich but I'm with Bill on this one and hereby pledge 50$. Anybody else wanna chip in ?
@saxyrep1 To quote a mushroom shaped small dicked guy : "I'm really rich". How much you need ? 😂
@@scroogemcduck3760 😂😂 A million sounds pretty good !
I got $50 on it...
Me!
DONE. Show me where to wire the money.
omg trump needs to pay up mr maher,you were spot on again,love your clips thanks
He said he won’t leave!!! Trump left on his own he never stayed a minute over when he was supposed to go..so Maher owes Trump!!! This is the problem with you people you guys see everything backwards LOL
I never post anything but you sir are my hero!!!!
"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag" Price-less!!
Remember bill is being a progressive but he sold out to the corporate mechanism that's not toilet paper that's not a zig zag stuck to bottom up Bill's shoe that's his price tag to sell out to the corporation do the corporate elitist what's that about 7 million a year
LMAO!
Flush the turd on November 3rd.
LEFT THE LEFT What are you babbling about- it’s like you’re a moron.
And it said “ain’t worth Shit”!! Hahaha
This should go viral! I’d throw in money and I’m in Australia!
BAM bingo ditto and ditto brother... fuc this fool... feel the Bern?... man... Id fucn love to see Bernie meet Scomo... how fucn good would that reving be...
so when the Russians put some money for a candidate that doesn't hates them it's all bad and the end of democracy but when Westerners do it then it's fine and a.okay?
@@TeddyKrimsony Ever heard of a Joke?
@Shade Bleu Bill meant it as a joke and I think the comment is a continuation of the that. You can't tell much in written form though.
Shade Bleu First of all: not getting the joke kind of proves your own intelligence. Second, have you ever looked at the right wing? Full of hypocrits, self enrichers, locking up people for no good reason, etc etc etc.
Third: this effort is domestic. I don’t care about the country of origin, if campaign law forbids foreign money, Norway or Australia meddling would be equally bad. But this is a US citizen. Call (or make) this show a (super) PAC, where’s your issue then?
“Welcome to the death of reason”
I love Bill, he tells it as it is, brilliant
This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream a JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM".
I’ve ready w/ my $20. No joke, let’s do this!
I'll chip in extra to also remove pence.
Let's do a whole Trumpo crowd remover, and include something for all of the RePoopicans and deplorables. Pay them not to run and deplorable voters to stay home.
Good idea.. Pelosi would be next in line
Pence will be President. For one year.
@@trumpisacreepoid554 Please don't think that! Who knows if he will burn us atheists at the stake. He's nuts!
I love being able to watch you anytime I want now without paying for HBO. Your show was the only thing I had it for, so THANK YOU.
This goes back 3 years, but still
relevant in 2020.
Lmao!!! Damn this is harsh. Put me down for $1000.
Me too! It would be money well spent.
That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag!🤣 Truth!!!
🙊🤔🤔🤔Wow!!!😌😍😍😍😀😀😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🙏👋👋👋
You can tell this video went viral when it first came out and is still getting re-watched to this day! ; D
That was THE BEST joke on the toilet paper thing!!
My 5 year old just gave me his piggy bank.
What do you tell your kid about Trump?
I tell him that trump is like a kidney stone.....after much pain and a little blood...he's soon be gone !
@pat Sullivan Shut the fuck up, sourpuss.
Patty Sullivan
You had to edit that ?....LOL
@pat Sullivan Why the hell is everything all about sex with you Trumptards? For Christ's sake, take up a hobby or play sports. You guys are way too obsessed with sex.
Dude, I would totally contribute to this. When he resigns, we can indict him.
Yeah, I got like $50 sitting around the, for a new coat, but I can wear the one from last, year, if we can get rid of this monster!! 🤨
One of the most brilliant things Mager has ever done on television. If this would have worked, America would be great again👌
This aged very well
I'm French but this is trump we're talking about : obviously, foreign money is welcome, right ?
@MarSar Fishin' He's asking if Prickstarter accepts foreign donations, too.
@MarSar Fishin' no I think it's an IQ barrier. Allow me to clarify : you're too dumb to get the joke.
Of course foreign money is welcome! Although, he may prefer you just deposit it in one of his off-shore accounts.
The prick loves foreign money.
Preferably foreign money ;)
This was the best segment I've seen on Real Time in a while.
Funny!
Im from Somalia and i would happily donate one of my hijacked oil tankers .
Just saw this video. You called it about him not leaving peacefully after the losing the election. Well done
Get rid of him
Remember to allot some of those funds for Pence's resignation as well. He and Trump are different sides of the same untrustworthy coin.
But Pence probably wouldn't take the $ to resign (unfortunately). Mother would be disappointed in him if he did...😄
@@amandashaheen7479 Trump seems to be sending coded messages to Republican Senators that he would pull Pence down with him in an instant. If so, it seems that would concentrate their "minds" wonderfully, given that the third person in line for POTUS is ....
Pelosi!
Speaker of the House of Representatives is next in succession after the VP.
Nicole P Pence isn’t too bad
I dislike pence even more than trump
“That wasn’t toiled paper on his shoe. It’s a price tag.”
Toilet paper = tRump photographs - wipe to develope.
That writer deserves a raise for that line alone. Brilliant line.
@saetyr It's really the Trump supporters who keep dwelling on the 2016 election. 'Oh wow, we finally won something in our life'. Get over it. Actually, Trump has never in his whole life come by anything honestly. You can't undo an election, even a dishonest one. No body is trying to reverse anything, but we will work at preventing any future presidential con jobs. Say good-bye to your kind's only fan, for we shall never see the likes of him win again.
Yes...it was a price tag that says he ain't worth a sh*t....lol
"I'm using my own money"..
"I'm really rich"... hahaaaaa!
He’s not as rich as he tries to make everybody believe because he’s a piss poor businessman!
@@terrydever8820 and when actual billionaires rub it in like Bloomberg or mark Cuban it must *burn*. Small mercies, eh?
Bill Mahar is seriously a stable genius 🥰
Good: offer Trump money to resign. Ask him how much he wants, and then renege on the deal when he's out. You know, Trump stuff.
Oh you want us to do a Trump on him ? That would be fitting ...change the locks on the White House after he's out the door
Or just you know... challenge him to mortal kombat
@@alvarny77 the game or real combat ?
@jason9022 it's Jason again who fucking troll even trolling on this board on no I'm sorry the way I understand it's Bill Uncle Bill's got first dibs on Epstein's Island
@jason9022 is that how your mom got rid of you or did you just fucking move oh my God you're so fucking stupid I got a laugh
I'd pay money for him to leave too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually up for that.
Or we could just not vote for him...would have worked in 2016, too 👍
He aint ever gonna leave the white house he will have to be forced out. Even after his 4 or 8 years in office because he knows he is untouchable in the oval office
@American Patriot! except andrew yang, he *needs* to win
@@yerout7168 People said the same about Obama...yet here we are.
@@aaronandelise people said what about Obama???
Very prophetic
I would SO have donated to have seen him resign!
This is actually kind of a brilliant idea.
I'm in
I don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to donate as much as I could. No shit!
Absolutely love it!
His amorality is such that HE JUST MIGHT ACCEPT!
@Dudley Burleson That gobbledegook articulation suggests that while English is indeed your first language, you have some ways to go to be comfortable with it. Why not stick to simple declarative sentences?
“I’m really rich!”
“Any man who must say I am the king is no true king.”- Tywin Lannister
That was a magnificent prophecy which became true to every word......
I’d donate to get Trump, Pence and McConnell out; and Pelosi in to fill in the remaining term.
Pelosi really replace a scumbag with a scumbag
Steven Jackson yeah good luck with that.
Can the rest of the world donate, or is this limited to Americans?
Yes join us! Tell your friends!
I dont have a million but I will give whatever I can spare. Tom Steyer, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates are you listening?
Ill add at least another 100! Lol
@pat Sullivan And you are just stupid?
@MN Irwin Are you calling for foreign interference in our elections?
Two-thousand orangutans did not like the joke, either.
Watching this from Germany. Maher, for the first time. Brilliant stuff. Hilarious.
I'm retired on a fixed income, but will happily contribute what I can to rid my country of this national embarrassment.
I'd happily chip in money for Trump to resign
@Shade Bleu getting rid of trump will help with at least one of those problems.
@Shade Bleu how can we help them with Trump in the office
You want to lose do you. Keep Betting.
@Shade Bleu Like Dump does?
Would you chip in money to a more useful cause?
Dude he called it
Your a legend a Bill Maher keep up the good work.
OK I don’t have $1 million BUT I guarantee you if every American that thinks he should be gone donates 100 bucks I definitely will promote that!!!!!!!!! Good job Bill Maher 😎
Loser.
@@jeromemaida4933 what?
I guarantee youTruimp Saw this episode.and his mind started racing..His whole life has been about the almighty buck and he could finally be the Billionaire he claims to be.The thing is he would blow it all away as he has never been a good businessman..
"The only time corruption bothers Donald Trump is when he's not in on it." Truer words were never spoken.
Very good point on that one
That's a typical Democrat statement.
Facts
@@kdcm6690 Red shoe wearing Bill and his "foundation"
@@kdcm6690 you must be saying that you love trump
Singers, Actors, Athletes Freaking Hate You. Epic & True. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill was absolutely right about him not wanting to leave office. Anyone remember January 6th ?
you mean the day he left office?
@@volourn9764 only after giving a speech to a hostile mob?
@@ideitbawxproductions1880 mostly peaceful protestors
@@volourn9764 That should have never been there because it was all based on trumps lies.
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“The only time corruption bothers donald trump is when he’s not in on it.” - Bill Maher
So true.
That was the best line 🤣
@Tee Snacks But you just described what trump is doing. So is it bad or isnt it? You have to make up your mind.
I don't think you'll find many people who disagree with you about corruption.
The problem is Trump is doing it so blatant and obvious, that there is no way to make it go away. He made this bed, now he has to lie in it.
You're obviously one of his supporters, it's not entirely your fault you got duped, but it doesn't help if you just keep going along with it.
Lol kind of interesting how much better life was for almost everyone when this cute little clip came out🤷🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️
Something specific you can reference?
@Alex Green yep, reference the top one.
Finally, something everyone can get behind, count me in.
OMG LMAO, Best New Rules Ever !!!!!
How prophetic........
He just lost and he ain't leaving!!!!!!
This is brilliant, Bill Maher, brilliant.
this is bullshit, bill maher, bullshit
💰💰💰💵💵💵💴💴💶💷💷💷🎉🎊🎆
@RESPECT MY AUTHORITY I just wish he would quit running his mouth.
A big flaw in his campaign to get celebrities to give money to remove Trump from office is that they are cheap. They don't even give money to charities (some will give a tweet) . They wont even pool their money to help the homeless in the area they live in while complaining that they have to drive by it.
BRAVO, Bill! This is BRILLIANT, best one yet. Count me in!! 🤣
This really aged well.
Most of the Free World would 'pony-up' cash, and the Queen and the Pope would even offer troops to drag him out.
And the billions around the world who can't stand him either
And the billions around the world that love them what's your point your haters
@@lefttheleft8934 whut?
@@lefttheleft8934 uh oh we have a fuckstain snowflake in here...lol ..you crying little boy?
Lol! Perfect point!
LEFT THE LEFT ok who let the puppets use the keyboard again? They never make sense. I don’t think he has any clue what this comment even meant, as simple as it is.
Can'T get enough of this. Thanks Bill for bringing this observation to light along with a damn good solution.
One of Bill's funniest bits ever! I love it.
Happy Birthday to ME on this one! He won't admit defeat and he won't pay Guiliani! WOW!!!
Bill you NAILED IT!!!
I don't have a Million, but I'd gladly send a check for the cause. And of course VOTE,
Vote for a master? Sorry I'm free and need no puppet telling me anything
@@doggknott Keep telling yourself that. I suppose you don't like roads or electricity also. Ah the petulance of ignorance.
@@doggknott Be free, little bird, but don't you lay your head to rest on land.
“Admit defeat and pay your bill”.
Damn!
Savage because it’s true.
I love you bill maher . I will donate even I am not American I am from ( Sudan )
This has got to be the BEST show Bill has ever done!!! and it's 2022
I barely make ends meet but I would be happy to contribute!
Same here.
Barely make ends..Well then, you certainly should appreciate the doubling of the standard deductible thanks to President Trump
@@lefttheleft8934 there is always someone out there who doesn't get it!
@@everetolivedo5007 I bet if you got 642 instead you would have a problem
Yes
The Louder they scream the more guilty they are.
Bill won this bet
You are an amazing and intelligent man, and you make my heart smile with all the things you said to that rotten carrot.
THIS, I believe, is something Mexico would pay for
13terapyn
lol!! Right on! :)
13terapyn Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico.
@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 "Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico." Imagine how deluded one has to be to actually believe this. Under Obama more people were deported than under Trump. This myth peddled by all sides that the Democrats are more lax and humane in their immigration policies is a myth.
@Tee Snacks find one democrat in office that has ever said what you just explained, I dare you.
@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 Who buys and consumes the drugs that fund Mexico as a failed narco state?
Love him or hate him, that was absolute genius.
Agreed. I find Maher to be insufferably arrogant, but this was damned good.
pcpablo2 Name anybody who loves him.
@@spinflux I love him! I think he's brilliant, funny, & very entertaining!
JLoveBomb I love him too! ♡
He money milking it like every other politican but he's doing it on the big stage in front of everybody. He's entertaining truly.
We need more of Bill Maher and less of political hacks.
Bill wasn’t wrong!! Listening in 2021
Wish I could give this a billion likes!
I feel bad for the poor intern that had to compile a list of every single celebrity.
It's everyone except Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
Kanye West
Stephen Baldwin
Absolutely killed it. The best channel on RUclips.
Bill, you are a comic genius.....truly brilliant!
I'd chip in and I wouldn't be the only German to do so.
Wir haben genug Sachen hier in Deutschland, die Spenden brauchen.
guess so, if I´d had money to spare, I´d also chip in
Ready to contribute. Where's the link?
Love Bill Maher!!! 😂
And his favoured currency on that price tag?
Rubles.