Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules - October 30, 2015 (HBO)

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  • @canisrah
    @canisrah 8 лет назад +122

    Thank god someone called out all this pathetic 'outrage' over fucking costumes.

    • @thomasbirley3277
      @thomasbirley3277 8 лет назад +3

      +canisrah The problem is that when people call out the PC losers it just confirms their bias that they are standing up for the "oppressed minorities".

    • @markclark1429
      @markclark1429 8 лет назад

      +Thad Stevens if you're implying diaspora on halloween it's almost the opposite of what you just said. MLK BLVD is empty but Donalt Trump Avenue is filled with kids who live on MLK BLVD. Now if you told them that some dickhead was going to villify them in youtube comments would they still be there in the name of progressiveness? yes and they'd call you a fucking tard.

    • @Estragon17
      @Estragon17 8 лет назад +1

      +canisrah Yeah, how dare anyone tell white people they can't do something racist without being called racist!

    • @MoeGreensRightEye
      @MoeGreensRightEye 8 лет назад +1

      +Thad Stevens because black people are violent? Ok, racist

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 8 лет назад

      +Thad Stevens But what if I want to dress in drag and be Oprah for Halloween?

  • @SyonisMacias
    @SyonisMacias 8 лет назад +903

    thank you, thank you Bill. As a liberal, I'm sick of being around other liberals now. I love dark humor, relish in all things offensive. I actually received a notice from my apartment complex urging that we only give out "child friendly" candy. I'll give whatever the hell I want, because the parents are gonna eat that shit anyways. and by the way, the only time a Halloween costume is offensive or insensitive is when you look horrible in it.

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +46

      I mean really, wtf is "child friendly" candy?

    • @SyonisMacias
      @SyonisMacias 8 лет назад +23

      JamaalDay/NiteLong !!!​​ Exactly!!! I couldn't reach the management company to find out. I'm assuming it's Peanut free candy or some shit to that affect . But seems like every child is allergic to something or a vegan these days. I may just give out mini-bibles lol. 

    • @rmtc38
      @rmtc38 8 лет назад +12

      +JamaalDay/NiteLong !!! child friendly candy is the reason kinder eggs are illegal in the us, fuck kids

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +15

      Syonis Macias-Johnson All these pansy, jackass, fake outrage people should report to the nearest airport or shipyard with their belongings and take a one-way trip to Saudi Arabia...What are you supposed to do give the kids bubble wrap? O no they might choke on it..fuck it if they're that stupid they shouldn't procreate anyway.

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +3

      rmtc38 All this is a smokescreen for parents being overly protective and stupid...if a person dared to suggest I should give out child friendly candy I'd purchase a bale of hay to serve all jackasses, parents and children alike.

  • @zangetsu9196
    @zangetsu9196 8 лет назад +252

    Dressing up as a ghost or as a zombie is offensive to dead people.

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +12

      Think about it...You'd be offended too...If you died and were buried in a nice suit and all of a sudden you're being represented in rags you'd be pissed too.

    • @thomasbirley3277
      @thomasbirley3277 8 лет назад +3

      +zangetsu9196 Dressing up as death is offensive to the elderly.

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Do something with your life.

    • @bobbytables464
      @bobbytables464 8 лет назад +1

      +zangetsu9196 Dressing up as a zombie appropriates Caribbean folk religion. Dressing up as a ghost is insensitive towards animist cultures.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 8 лет назад +2

      well its offensive to live people who know people who are dead

  • @davidguymon1673
    @davidguymon1673 3 года назад +24

    The toilet paper part on this is especially funny watching this in 2020.

  • @BelovedAxle
    @BelovedAxle 8 лет назад +273

    Have a little cry Young Turks :'(

    • @neosoontoretro
      @neosoontoretro 8 лет назад +82

      +BelovedAxle Don't forget BuzzFeed and MTV.

    • @DonF72
      @DonF72 8 лет назад +16

      +neosoontoretro The young turks actually get a lot of their stories from MTV and BuzzFeed.

    • @ek5273
      @ek5273 8 лет назад +29

      +BelovedAxle You do realize that Cenk literally criticized the cultural appropriation concept and said that people shouldn't get offended by Halloween costumes

    • @chinogambino9375
      @chinogambino9375 8 лет назад +26

      +Thad Stevens You do realize Cenk is an Armenian Genocide denier who runs a show called the "Young Turks" right? This is like a German who believes the Holocaust is a myth then after college graduation runs a show called "The Nazis" with Jews and Gypsies as co-hosts...
      We don't need the tolerance of the brown man or his clueless cohorts.

    • @kingradovidv4524
      @kingradovidv4524 8 лет назад +2

      +Chino Gambino
      Ha glad I'm not the only one who though of that.

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 8 лет назад +120

    Always going after the PC police. Love you Bill.

  • @hankmurphy3882
    @hankmurphy3882 8 лет назад +26

    Maher's rant on Halloween costumes is one of the best things I've heard said in a long time.

  • @joeortiz7734
    @joeortiz7734 8 лет назад +137

    Hit the Nail on the head with the Halloween costumes.

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +1

      Exactly! Tell em go eat a rice cake..blog..and go to bed....it's only 1 day.

    • @ShabbernigdoXingjian
      @ShabbernigdoXingjian 8 лет назад +9

      +Thad Stevens Or how about fuck hyper sensetive people in general.

    • @perliva
      @perliva 8 лет назад +2

      +Thad Stevens If you’re that sensitive to Halloween costumes then you got some issues.

    • @edwardbernayse6665
      @edwardbernayse6665 8 лет назад +1

      +Joe Ortiz i starting to wonder if the PC-ness from the media isn't really just clickbait. they must know that most people think that they are idiots by now i would think.

    • @markclark1429
      @markclark1429 8 лет назад

      +Edward Bernayse666 TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE AREN'T IDIOTS

  • @creamybass
    @creamybass 8 лет назад +487

    it's this sort of thinking that's making conservatism the new "counter-culture"

    • @Holipsism
      @Holipsism 8 лет назад +26

      +Ash Bartlett Nice try. Ain't happening.

    • @creamybass
      @creamybass 8 лет назад +128

      it already is. not saying i support conservative views but simply reiterating how people are turned off by the left with all this PC crap.

    • @ashish714
      @ashish714 8 лет назад +3

      +Holip sism Right-o, lol.

    • @badendhappy2903
      @badendhappy2903 8 лет назад +29

      +Ash Bartlett I think being a thick-skinned libertarian liberal is the new counter culture. Amen to that, I'd say.

    • @ashish714
      @ashish714 8 лет назад +2

      +Bad End Happy "Enough is enough! You can't have it all!" - #Bernie

  • @charliedillon1400
    @charliedillon1400 8 лет назад +319

    David Spade somehow manages to be annoying even off camera.

    • @guardian08527
      @guardian08527 8 лет назад +10

      +brian fastabend
      Video opens with him laughing before we see him. I thought Fran Drescher was on the panel.

    • @franciscokid123
      @franciscokid123 8 лет назад +16

      +brian fastabend His laughing, during this clip, was unbelievably annoying. Thought I was the only one who noticed... I wonder if it was pissing off Bill Maher, because it sure as hell was distracting to me.

    • @nogoodbastid
      @nogoodbastid 8 лет назад +3

      +brian fastabend Great example of why when other shows have the host read a monologue off the teleprompter they don't have a panel of mic'd guests sitting on camera next to them. When you do a monologue you don't have the guests on with you or they feel the need to be part of it, and in a way they are, since the camera cuts to them reacting.

    • @drewconway7135
      @drewconway7135 5 лет назад +1

      Charlie Dillon Right?! I bet he doesn’t get invited back.

    • @Tagurrit
      @Tagurrit 4 года назад

      It’s his weird laugh!!

  • @TheVGC
    @TheVGC 8 лет назад +142

    Sad thing is half the people clapping and cheering in the crowd are gonna be doing the next Twitter Hashtag campaign over something thats a non issue

    • @guardian08527
      @guardian08527 8 лет назад +10

      +The VGC
      Probably. Sounded like a couple of them were squirming in their seats and got uncomfortable when Maher called them on the BS.
      That happens a lot on his show. These puppets are all whooping and clapping when he talks positive about legalizing pot, or more gun control, or championing gay marriage, or religion (Christianity) is stupid but then he will say something that goes against the grain and points out a fault in the left party and it sticks in their craw and you can hear a pin drop or they start ooohing and murmuring and Maher looks at them like "Oh fuck you, it was a joke."
      I don't agree with a lot of Maher and the panelists but his audience is usually shit. Basically the liberal version of Faux News who just wanna hear what tows the party line.

    • @charliebabbitt3314
      @charliebabbitt3314 4 года назад +1

      Half the crowd? You're being generous, more like 90% of the crowd

  • @pistophchristoph7377
    @pistophchristoph7377 8 лет назад +250

    We should all go as the most offensive thing possible, a straight white male. Break out the flour!

    • @vaibhavgupta20
      @vaibhavgupta20 8 лет назад

      +Pistoph Christoph floor*

    • @7searchful
      @7searchful 8 лет назад +13

      +Pistoph Christoph hey your avatar is offensive #SaiyanLivesMatter

    • @Holipsism
      @Holipsism 8 лет назад +2

      +Pistoph Christoph Yes, because the straight white male has been historically oppressed in this country. Maybe we can start a memorial for the time everybody else had an opportunity to be in the workplace besides him.

    • @Leviathon672015
      @Leviathon672015 8 лет назад

      +Pistoph Christoph I'd go as Rocky Horror from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since I'm fat, that would involve spray tanning and mismatched spray on six-packs. Or maybe I'd go as that other one whose name I couldn't hear over the transvestites... Meatloaf, is who I think played them.

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 8 лет назад +4

      +7searchful Not to Frieza.

  • @timothyvandewater1295
    @timothyvandewater1295 8 лет назад +32

    I'm offended that Bill's collar wasn't fixed

    • @Nomednomel45
      @Nomednomel45 4 года назад +3

      ugh yeah I was hoping I'm not the only one upset by this

  • @jamespatterson8689
    @jamespatterson8689 5 лет назад +62

    Maxine Waters was just sitting back and laughing the whole time and I love it!

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 4 года назад +5

      Yup. Her laughter makes me laugh even more

    • @clubba1264
      @clubba1264 4 года назад

      Dont you find it weird
      that Maxine is the left that Bill is polling his career on?

    • @davidreed9849
      @davidreed9849 3 года назад +6

      She actually has a wonderful laugh

  • @robax
    @robax 8 лет назад +58

    Just an FYI for young people... this constant outraged hypersensitivity is exactly what it was like back in the 80s too. And boy did I enjoy the 90s when it went away again! Things will be back to normal again soon... just sit tight.

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 8 лет назад +14

      I hope you're right, +robaxx.
      I hope you're right.

    • @maconbacon
      @maconbacon 8 лет назад +2

      +robaxx Thumbs up for the positiveness, hope you are right and this happens before we become a world of mutes

    • @wolfstar675
      @wolfstar675 8 лет назад

      I really hope you're right.

    • @edwardbernayse6665
      @edwardbernayse6665 8 лет назад +3

      +robaxx comedy is what pushed PC back then out and comedy will push it out again.

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 8 лет назад

      I don't really remember the 80s in detail, but wasn't it the shock personalities like Sam Kinison, Andrew Dice Clay, Morton Downey Jr., Howard Stern and... wait for it... Donald Trump... that helped phase out the PC movement?

  • @bioman123
    @bioman123 8 лет назад +23

    Caitlyn Jenner actually said she thinks the costume is great, much to the chagrin of the outrage industry (who are still outraged).

  • @patrickmurray1095
    @patrickmurray1095 4 года назад +4

    As an Irish man,viewing this from the outside,I have to say that Bill Maher seems to be always on the money.Love his new rules bit . thanks for the upload.

  • @worldcitizenra
    @worldcitizenra 8 лет назад +66

    Love that Maxime Waters was clearly having a great time. Bill did and said plenty of things that could have been expected to offend, but she seemed to take everything in stride.

    • @123medinap
      @123medinap 2 года назад +3

      It's called being classy and educated, my friend.

    • @Wavezone304
      @Wavezone304 Год назад

      Went over her head

  • @Raphanne
    @Raphanne 8 лет назад +10

    Thank you. Notice how those liberals never say anything against the stereotypical French costume? But I've been told that I'm appropriating culture for eating with chopsticks.

    • @punch_bowl_turd3005
      @punch_bowl_turd3005 8 лет назад

      +Raphanne kick em in the the fuckin dick....

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 8 лет назад +2

      +Raphanne Please tell me that chopsticks story isn't true

    • @Raphanne
      @Raphanne 8 лет назад +1

      TheSubmissionChannel I'm a liberal, I just don't like the way Americans find absolutely everything offensive.
      And David, yes it is. ^^

    • @edwardbernayse6665
      @edwardbernayse6665 8 лет назад +2

      +Raphanne what does appropriating culture mean?

    • @daxdigitalus
      @daxdigitalus 8 лет назад +2

      +Edward Bernayse666 It means you're RACIST!!!!!! But really, it's a bullshit term made up to find offense at everything. It's a white guy with a Chinese tattoo. It's a Mexican guy that listens to Irish folk music. It's a Chinese guy who manages a Mexican restaurant. In reality, it's only ever used to be offended at white people around Halloween when they dress up as anything other than white people.

  • @madelinemehok1431
    @madelinemehok1431 8 лет назад +8

    This is why I love bill maher

  • @ianmacdonald5975
    @ianmacdonald5975 8 лет назад +52

    Great as usual!

    • @hydernoori146
      @hydernoori146 8 лет назад +5

      +Ian Macdonald and he's just getting better :)

    • @ashish714
      @ashish714 8 лет назад +1

      +Ian Macdonald better than usual, i think. As soon as the entire 'Geisha' bit got started, i lost it.

  • @magnumdog
    @magnumdog 8 лет назад +10

    I'm Mexican and I hate mariachis, specially when you're in a Mexican restaurant in Mexico (yes, we have those) and they start blowing the fucking trumpets while you're trying to have a conversation.

    • @467-k1m
      @467-k1m Год назад

      And let's not forget the strummers who come to the barber shop hopefully to gain a few buks.

  • @TheKrazysexykool
    @TheKrazysexykool 3 года назад +1

    Maxine Waters cackling in the background is what makes this funny.

  • @HalfLifeExpert1
    @HalfLifeExpert1 3 года назад +5

    "and your prize is a 12 pack of Cottonel, you're not getting there early enough!" Actually, he's about 5 years early.

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 2 года назад

      I love watching Bill Maher because he gives everyone who deserves it a much-needed verbal ass-whooping.

  • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
    @jamaaldaynitelong8367 8 лет назад +22

    It seems like the "in" thing to do is be offended....Well I'm offended by people who find everything offensive...who's cutting the check?

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 8 лет назад +11

    I always like to see his guests' reactions to these. The guest on this show are always so much more reactive to the jokes than people are, on any other show!

  • @erniehudson1
    @erniehudson1 8 лет назад +24

    One of the most humourless crowd are the Bernie Sanders-fans. They completely lost their shit when Larry David made quite a likable impression of him.

    • @SyonisMacias
      @SyonisMacias 8 лет назад +2

      thank you!

    • @wackyfours
      @wackyfours 8 лет назад +6

      I agree bro. I support Bernie 100%, but some of their supporters are so fucking uptight I find myself wanting to get away from them. That being said, I will say that
      of the majority of Bernie supporters that I have met are good people, however those that are the most PC and SJW tend to be the biggest fans.

    • @erniehudson1
      @erniehudson1 8 лет назад +1

      +Gavin Lynch Happy to hear that there are those with humour out there, but just read the comment section of CNN's youtube clip about Larry doing Bernie.
      Just victimhood mentality and paranoia at its best!

    • @erniehudson1
      @erniehudson1 8 лет назад +2

      +wackyfours Of course your support should not depend on other supporter's attitude. I as well think Bernie is a good candidate, but why does he attract so many assholes?

    • @Durrrville
      @Durrrville 8 лет назад +1

      +Ernie Hudson Disagree man, that shit was on point!

  • @GokuFievel32
    @GokuFievel32 8 лет назад +4

    That 9 Cashiers joke. LOL....THAT'S NO JOKE. Hire more people CVS!!!

  • @JoeLaFon3
    @JoeLaFon3 3 года назад +5

    "It's good to see Cottonelle getting some attention"
    Mr. Spade you have no idea

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters 4 года назад +8

    1:30 - Bill’s clairvoyance about Americans’ reaction to COVID-19.

  • @IThink2b
    @IThink2b 8 лет назад +6

    Always love his Halloween episodes.

  • @Temiken
    @Temiken 8 лет назад +6

    "The Taliban should be wearing Chris Brown costumes...." Perf!

  • @C4PM89
    @C4PM89 8 лет назад +3

    I'm a Conservative but I gotta say
    I like a lot of what this guy has to say!

  • @nobodyknows6040
    @nobodyknows6040 8 лет назад +3

    Love the stab at English dubbing in the nunchucks New Rule. :)

  • @phishfearme2
    @phishfearme2 8 лет назад +2

    the great saltini bit was terrific!

  • @hansblitz7770
    @hansblitz7770 8 лет назад +6

    I was Bruce Jenner for Halloween.

    • @clifftrainor6774
      @clifftrainor6774 8 лет назад +3

      +Hans Blitz How dare you, sir. It's _Caitlyn_ Jenner not _Bruce_, you insensitive bully! ;)

    • @hansblitz7770
      @hansblitz7770 8 лет назад +3

      Cliff Trainor
      I wore running shoes and a dress. Still don't have a uterus.

  • @juicemaybe4655
    @juicemaybe4655 8 лет назад +8

    Thank you Bill and HBO for adding all new rule bits into one video instead of splitting those short ones up into a bunch of 30 second videos.

    • @bigrodneyakatrey
      @bigrodneyakatrey 8 лет назад +1

      agree

    • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
      @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 8 лет назад +1

      +Jane Marie - It's been this way for a while. The short clips are "web only" new rules, i.e. ones that aren't as funny as the others and not worth airing live.

    • @augustus331
      @augustus331 2 года назад

      Fast forward six years and HBO only allows a couple minute video's of Real Time on RUclips.

  • @weaq84
    @weaq84 8 лет назад +3

    Scolding as a substitute for doing something: sounds like Bill Maher's whole career.

  • @emsleywyatt3400
    @emsleywyatt3400 6 лет назад +1

    No dressing like Superman unless you're at least a quarter Kryptonian.

  • @tylerstevens7247
    @tylerstevens7247 8 лет назад +27

    Am I the only one who wants to get Maher to fix his damn collar?

  • @LB030377
    @LB030377 8 лет назад +4

    THANK YOU BILL MAHER! BASED AS ALWAYS!

  • @peterjames4963
    @peterjames4963 8 лет назад +8

    i wish he did this without having people beside him laughing, who else finds it annoying?

  • @snorton6138
    @snorton6138 3 года назад +1

    Kung-fu voice dub was a literal LOL.

  • @Superdeath25
    @Superdeath25 8 лет назад +1

    Usually, I don't care for anything Bill Maher says, but this one time is an exception

  • @markburch6253
    @markburch6253 4 года назад +3

    Wow...looting toilet paper. I'm watching during coronavirus and that guy is a visionary.

  • @sorsocksfake
    @sorsocksfake 8 лет назад +6

    Wiew-wiew-wiew Caitlyn Jenner is stunning and brave!

  • @Mynameisnumber5
    @Mynameisnumber5 6 лет назад +2

    I'm not at all a Bill Maher fan, but he totally hits the nail on the head with his comments about Halloween.

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 3 года назад +1

    Not afraid of making anyone uncomfortable.

  • @WiseKnowledge1
    @WiseKnowledge1 8 лет назад +13

    If Bruce can dress like Caitlyn Jenner, why can't I?

  • @wilburjr
    @wilburjr 8 лет назад +11

    "Lazy Liberalism", good phrase. Enough with the PC. It's Orwellian.

  • @Heathcoatman
    @Heathcoatman 8 месяцев назад

    I bet half of the ninja cops just ended up hurting themselves with the chucks.

  • @callamastia
    @callamastia Год назад +1

    "it doesn't make _them_ feel better it makes _you_ feel better"
    nailed it. also called all the people voting red just cuz they were pissed off about this woke nonsense.

  • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
    @ivonedefigueiredo9301 7 лет назад +10

    You've hit the nail on the head, Bill: "It's just the lazy Liberalism where (PC) scolding has become the substitute for actually DOING something!"

  • @JaeWoodFLAWDSKWAD
    @JaeWoodFLAWDSKWAD 8 лет назад +3

    As a right-leaning, atheist libertarian that has been dealing with morally inept, uber Christian fascists on my side of the isle for years I say "Bravo!" Bill... Expression is an American value that all reasonable Americans of all political bents support, and we need to rid the political landscape of these fucking Orwellian Crackpots.

  • @fortuner123
    @fortuner123 8 лет назад +2

    I love Maher's humour.

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 6 лет назад +1

    i love it when he makes himself laugh lol

  • @merrickx
    @merrickx 8 лет назад +4

    omg are u kidding me. i almost had a heart attack at 6:25 (warning!!) im done with this show. no sensitivity toward people with cardiac problems.

  • @kingtafari9
    @kingtafari9 8 лет назад +6

    play and watch this part this is the best part 7:49

    • @mr7wi
      @mr7wi 8 лет назад

      +I'm a consumer I couldn't agree more

  • @mr.ashenfire2624
    @mr.ashenfire2624 8 лет назад +1

    a friend of mine dressed as Pogo the Clown. It was a really good costume!

  • @smeyer9507
    @smeyer9507 4 года назад +1

    Anything for Candy....

  • @tranurse
    @tranurse 8 лет назад +5

    i'm liberal, but i think political correctness has gone way way too far. lighten up.... slutty nurse costumes do bug me a little, as i worked hard as hell for my degree and am a professional, but i'm not gonna lose my mind over it.

  • @winstonbogart6767
    @winstonbogart6767 8 лет назад +6

    I find all this deeply offensive.

    • @BlueSkyCrystals
      @BlueSkyCrystals 8 лет назад +2

      I find your comment to be extremely insensitive.

    • @winstonbogart6767
      @winstonbogart6767 8 лет назад +7

      You have triggered me sir with your un'understanding of my physical and mental wellbeing.

  • @ReuvenF957
    @ReuvenF957 6 месяцев назад +1

    No, the modern term for a loafing hobo is "government employee".

  • @edgypeopletheater1031
    @edgypeopletheater1031 8 лет назад

    GOP Presidential Presidential Debate could become the Golden Age of Political Comedy.

  • @timoflea8417
    @timoflea8417 8 лет назад +4

    Just one sound byte of all the white noise below suffices for me to re-postulate my rational anarchist solution; thus, here-to-forth, I can sum up my stance with one simple statement: Eat The Rich!!!

    • @timoflea8417
      @timoflea8417 8 лет назад

      +Tim O' Flea P.S. No need to reply, coz that was my first and only participation in this melodrama. Buh-bye.

    • @gamesman0118
      @gamesman0118 8 лет назад

      +Tim O' Flea Not the most original thought but points for flair.

    • @timoflea8417
      @timoflea8417 8 лет назад

      Gamesman01
      The notification roused me from a nap and interrupted my dream. I plead being a sleepyhead in defense of my making this reply. which is also not original but is a simple fact? Life is too short, my friend, and we should not waste it on trivial pursuits such as engaging in futile solipsism. All I mean to say is why bother saying anything here where it always seems to be argument rather than debate; and more, one might make better use of one's time by, say for example, instead of participating in all this contradiction, nay saying and gainsaying which are usually all that is said here; rather than that, why not write letters to your representatives, senators, governors and even the White House, or join in your local, grassroots political movements. You might even eventually make a difference, or not. Still beats wasting time here, flogging the same old dead horse over and over -- and for what? You're not going to change anyone's mind by doing all this mental masturbation or -- so help me god lest I hit on any real crux of the biscuit -- mutual masturbation here. So, I repeat, life is too damned short and far too precious to waste it here, my friend. Leave your keyboard, get up, light out your door and look all around and see what it can bring... I'm leaving now, but I'd like to leave you with this thought, a quotation, actually. "Such a long, long time to be gone and a short time to be there."

    • @gamesman0118
      @gamesman0118 8 лет назад +1

      I'm old and don't sleep as well as I used too so I'm a little late in replying. Your original statement "Eat the Rich" was a t-shirt and a slogan of the radical left music scene back in the 60s+70s the gist of which was they were only useful as food for the poor. I not arguing but mostly agreeing with you. Today a lot of people have abdicated their responsibilities as citizens to at least try to change the world for the better to become passive drones who rage online and think they are part of the process. Yet Citizens United and other bullshit legislation have severely limited their actual ability to change things. Although the new prevalence of video cameras everywhere has proven to be a positive thing in showing in full detail what is really going on. The unfortunate side effect is people will film horrible things happening but not step in to help.

    • @timoflea8417
      @timoflea8417 8 лет назад

      Gamesman01
      I remember the '60s and at least half of the '50s to boot. Here I am making a liar of myself again, as I make my 2nd reply after saying I won't be drawn in... to whatever. However, notifications are not selective, so I get alerts for activity etc; thus t saw your opening line, opened your reply and was drawn in. So, here I am replying. I also suffer chronic sleep pattern disturbances, i.e.,. I was wide awake last night and most of this AM, then fell into deep sleep, and am just now having my 1st cup of coffee so I don't fall back asleep and end up awake in the middle of the night, coz I have things which must be done Tue AM.. If you suffer sleep disturbances, then you're probably aware of the many various effects that has on the body and mind, i.e., to be awake in the morning after being awake all night is not the same as waking in the morning from a proper night's sleep. Two things, since adolescence, Ive been a "night owl" and I've mostly worked 2nd shift and primarily dinner/night shifts as an F&B professional.
      Add a severe illness, top that off with accident injuries, and then add in some heavy- duty meds --some of which invoked or caused chronic sleep disturbances which apparently I'm stuck with for life (all these things occurred over the course of one very bad year). So much for my quasi-insomnia--quasi-narcolepsy-sleep pattern disturbances and such, for now.
      I will return to this post and make further replies to you, but for now, the coffee is calling. Ciao.

  • @D00FY
    @D00FY 8 лет назад +3

    Hey remember when we voted for Obama thinking we would have more freedoms? TRUMP 2016.

  • @christinastow1079
    @christinastow1079 8 лет назад +1

    Don't die, Bill - who could ever replace you?

  • @fonce9965
    @fonce9965 3 года назад +2

    Interesting fact: Vlad the Impaler was the model for the Dracula myth. Every American president is & was a genetic descendant of Vlad! Can you say "Dynasty" little children?

  • @thepleblian2079
    @thepleblian2079 8 лет назад +6

    Triggered!

  • @RottingintheMidwest
    @RottingintheMidwest 8 лет назад +4

    i kind of liked the hobo costume, but it seems both the critics of the costume and bill maher don't quite understand what a hobo is. a hobo is not a bum, as in a lazy person who refuses to work. a hobo is a traveling worker, who tends to train hop from one location to another to look for work. there is even a hobo convention every year in iowa.

    • @nygma619
      @nygma619 7 лет назад

      RottingintheMidwest I've lived in Iowa all my life, and I've never heard of this.

  • @peteryoung8462
    @peteryoung8462 8 лет назад +1

    Why don't plastic bag makers put out Halloween themed doggie doodoo bags. Given a few months to save up a whole barrel full, you could really put the trick back into "trick or treat".

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 4 года назад +2

    Haha Maxine Waters is having a BLAST lol I've never seen her laugh that much on any of her Bill Maher appearances! 😂

  • @mark224
    @mark224 8 лет назад +3

    I'm dressing up as a hard worker for Halloween. Melissa Harris Perry is going to be pissed.

  • @jannyjanjanet
    @jannyjanjanet 6 лет назад +5

    Is it just me or is David Spades laugh just totally insufferable?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 года назад

      My god his avatar in a video game had the same laugh on that underappreciated show "Rules of Engagement!"

  • @nschultz417
    @nschultz417 8 лет назад +1

    I just realized that I COMPLETELY missed my opportunity to dress as Bill Cosby. How could I let this happen!?

  • @charlespeterwatson9051
    @charlespeterwatson9051 2 года назад +1

    Maxine Waters is not one to laugh at Maher's commentary on lazy liberalism. She is the practitioner of it.

  • @maconbacon
    @maconbacon 8 лет назад +6

    Offense is taken, not given
    This must be a psychological issue, a histericaly oversensitive disorder

  • @ariellastrawberry
    @ariellastrawberry 8 лет назад +3

    I can't with this over sensitive culture. it's annoying the Fuck out of me. I'm convinced people get off to being able to go to tumblr and call somebody out. then everybody can say all the mean things that they want to. things they wouldn't DARE say to those people in person.

    • @GlowingMpd
      @GlowingMpd 8 лет назад

      +F Society you should have dressed as an illiterate racist. It's "on Halloween".

  • @pluckyduck11y
    @pluckyduck11y 8 лет назад +1

    One of my favorite as far as the final new rules go.

  • @briancallahan8809
    @briancallahan8809 8 лет назад

    What is you're problem with nunchuku? No bullets? Are paperclips next?

  • @thegreatcatsby2321
    @thegreatcatsby2321 8 лет назад +7

    #Draclivesmatter. Trend it!

    • @Hollywood2021
      @Hollywood2021 3 года назад

      I would, but now that it's 2021, and half the country has lobsters in their vaginas, the PC police would organize to get that censored/banned

  • @MLChristiansen
    @MLChristiansen 8 лет назад +7

    REKT

  • @xarebabeba4486
    @xarebabeba4486 8 лет назад +1

    thank you. really! loved every moment of it

  • @philliphansen9907
    @philliphansen9907 8 лет назад

    As a guy who lives in a town 80% Hispanic no one cares if a person is in a mariachi costume

  • @Samperor
    @Samperor 8 лет назад +3

    Isn't Bill Maher PC when it comes to Jews and Atheist? He's more sensitive when his turf is touch,.

    • @urieluriel715
      @urieluriel715 4 года назад

      S M, Yeah especially whenever someone mocks his atheist bullshit. All this "outrage" culture came from the left. It's stupid.

  • @scientifico
    @scientifico 8 лет назад +4

    Yeah Maher, come to flatbush ave with blackface on.

    • @qwrtyforse6174
      @qwrtyforse6174 8 лет назад

      Bruuuuh, lmao

    • @burnosnapson6081
      @burnosnapson6081 8 лет назад +1

      Does a balaclava count?

    • @nogoodbastid
      @nogoodbastid 8 лет назад +5

      +el scientifico Are you implying that he'll be attacked by violent black people?

    • @scientifico
      @scientifico 8 лет назад

      nogoodbastid I'm implying he's a pussy who talks the talk but won't walk the walk.

    • @nogoodbastid
      @nogoodbastid 8 лет назад +3

      el scientifico Why should he have to wear every "offensive" Halloween costume that he mentioned other people complaining about? He also defends same-sex marriage despite the fact that it offends certain groups. Does that mean because he doesn't marry another man he's just a pussy who "won't walk the walk"? "Hey, Maher, come to rural Alabama and make out with another man, pussy!" He's not saying it won't offend people. Everything offends SOMEONE, but if you're offended that's your problem. You don't get to silence or attack everyone who does something that offends you.

  • @CorollaNut68
    @CorollaNut68 8 лет назад +1

    I had to go to the store Halloween night. It was about 10:30. I turned on the radio thinking I might catch some Monster Mash or something.
    They were already playing Christmas music.
    Fuck you, stores. I will not fall for your evil plot.

  • @kingkiplar
    @kingkiplar 8 лет назад

    You could imagine Rihanna seeing Chris Brown dressed as Taliban and saying, "Hi Mujahideen, at least you're not as bad as the prick who usually drives that car."

  • @RottingintheMidwest
    @RottingintheMidwest 8 лет назад +3

    i am a bit confused by this term "fake outrage" i hear used by bill maher and others (mostly who are somewhere between right wing and extremely right wing). i do agree sometimes offense is taken a little to far, such as the furor over many of the halloween costume examples, but do these folk really think people are not sincerely pissed off by racism, sexism, and other real bigotry? it seems the anti-pc police forget people have right to be offended, including a right to express offense with their own freedom of speech.

    • @justintense1445
      @justintense1445 8 лет назад +16

      The problem is that EVERYTHING is offensive to them now, and yet their stances make zero sense.
      Disagree with conservative christians? No problem
      Disagree with conservative Muslims? Racist islamaphobe.
      Disagree with a white male? No problem
      Disagree with a black person? Racist nazi (or Uncle Tom if you're black)
      Disagree with a woman? Sexist, misogynist
      Say Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero? Transphobic.
      Disagree with illegal immigration/open borders? Literally Hitler

    • @RottingintheMidwest
      @RottingintheMidwest 8 лет назад +2

      i don't know anyone who has been called transphobic for not considering caitlyn jenner a hero. i have noticed, however people be called transphobic for continuing to call her "bruce" and insisting on referring to her as "him", and there is overlap with that group of people and a group of people who make a big deal over caitlyn jenner being considered a hero. these people are, by definition, being transphobic.
      all of your examples, more often than not, are not as simple as you claim them to be. there is almost always something more than just "disagreeing" with a muslim or a woman or a black person that gets a person called a bigot. the difference really is saying saying that really is bigoted.

  • @spinosauruskin
    @spinosauruskin 8 лет назад +9

    "There has to be one day where going too far isn't just okay, it's celebrated"
    March 9th
    #TheTriggering
    Twitter will be filled with offensive stuff :P
    It will be glorious.

    • @chuletaization
      @chuletaization 8 лет назад

      +spinosauruskin Would somebody please tell me what a SJW is.

    • @Holipsism
      @Holipsism 8 лет назад

      Paul Romano Social Justice Warrior

    • @chuletaization
      @chuletaization 8 лет назад +1

      spinosauruskin What a cogent, articulate formulation, thank you.
      R. Crumb had an appropriate word for the type you describe "Ouchcube". Would it be wrong to conclude that SJWs haven't read the 1st ammendment?

    • @spinosauruskin
      @spinosauruskin 8 лет назад +3

      Paul Romano "Would it be wrong to conclude that SJWs haven't read the 1st ammendment?"
      They've read it but it's probably bad because it was made by white male slave owners and is therefore wrong.

    • @chuletaization
      @chuletaization 8 лет назад +3

      spinosauruskin Oh, I see. Poor confused predestined souls they are. Keeping my focus on information rather than ideology allows me to glean interesting data from the most unlikely sources. What difference does it make who says it as long as its true. Imagine the lunacy that would ensue if the truth depended on who is talking rather than what is said. We have a great example of that kind of society in North Korea and, on a smaller scale, the Manson family, Jonestown, Branch Davidians, your example Westboro Baptist Church, etc.

  • @dianahill7239
    @dianahill7239 3 года назад +1

    I would like to meet Bill Maher.

  • @joeroscoe10117
    @joeroscoe10117 Год назад

    As a straight, white male and a registered Independent...
    I just wanted to continue the policy of stating one's ethnicity and political ideology, in the opening statement of every comment, on this channel.

  • @kemigeorge6294
    @kemigeorge6294 8 лет назад +5

    Sure am glad that smug, rich, old, white guys are here to tell us what is and isn't offensive.

    • @tmcd6523
      @tmcd6523 8 лет назад

      +Kemi George and then where would we be lost lost I tell you lol

    • @tmcd6523
      @tmcd6523 8 лет назад +1

      look to my comment bub I did
      these have just been responses to others posts
      I don't care who the hell you are if you show up at my door as an adult in a racial costume
      be ready to be called what you are
      ignorant and a racist
      doesn't matter that you don't understand
      there are smarter people out here to do the heavy lifting for you
      just nod smile and swagger back into your saloon cowpoke (nice pic btw)

    • @tmcd6523
      @tmcd6523 8 лет назад

      roflmao oki bub ;)

    • @Jeroen1983
      @Jeroen1983 6 лет назад

      You seem to have missed the point entirely.

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 2 года назад

      One question I have often asked is if you cannot wear Halloween costumes that others find to be "racist," "sexist," or "appropriating a culture that isn't theirs" then what *can* you wear as a Halloween costume?

  • @juhaj.5616
    @juhaj.5616 8 лет назад

    " the taleban should be wearing a Chris Brown costume" LOL, to say the least.

  • @georgevartanian6136
    @georgevartanian6136 8 лет назад

    Bad music when your trying to eat ! LOL

  • @steveennever9905
    @steveennever9905 8 лет назад +1

    That was excellent.

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 7 лет назад +2

    Thank you, Bill! I'm fucking sick of people complaining about Halloween costumes. This is a non-issue!

  • @loumartin8312
    @loumartin8312 5 лет назад +2

    I elect Bill Maher as God cuz everything he says is God speaking thru him!

  • @shanedaniel8954
    @shanedaniel8954 3 года назад +1

    Those laughs from David Spade sounded fake as hell… and I love David spade

  • @theunholinesswithin70
    @theunholinesswithin70 8 лет назад

    Ninja turtle? More like ninja pig.