New Rule: Modern-Day King Cyrus | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @xxevery9seconds87xx
    @xxevery9seconds87xx 5 лет назад +338

    “Kuhristians”. My god that was perfect.

    • @penboyasgod6103
      @penboyasgod6103 5 лет назад +6

      I write it like this: _chrisssssstians._

    • @VoodooV1
      @VoodooV1 5 лет назад +4

      He’s done that bit for a long time

    • @MeasAgun
      @MeasAgun 5 лет назад

      Koreastians ^^

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 лет назад +1

      He s more ant. Christ than an appointed king. He s not anything but a sick moral joke. Piece of srwage. Gatbage mouth.

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 лет назад +2

      He means billie ray. Cyrus not the biblical cyrus. Both are wicked.

  • @jaimequinones3852
    @jaimequinones3852 5 лет назад +369

    And, may I add, Cyrus was a soldier, something #45 will never, never be, because his little foot hurts.😔

    • @mooncove
      @mooncove 5 лет назад +31

      Strange how his heel spurs don't get in the way of his golfing on the fifty or so courses he owns!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 5 лет назад +12

      Trump will soon be out of office, and his legacy will be cast into obscurity along with all the other corrupt presidents* (Can you even name them?) Hope he stays with us long enough to see it happen. You don't see Andrew Johnson's image on any currency... and you won't.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 лет назад +12

      @@oldrrocr
      Trump should replace Lincoln on the penny. It costs more to mint than its worth.

    • @kennyw871
      @kennyw871 5 лет назад +9

      And the Emperor has no balls!

    • @harsh90868
      @harsh90868 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @joseanker2059
    @joseanker2059 5 лет назад +83

    I haven’t had a good day but Bill Maher is such a great entertainer. Love his sharp wit and he makes me laugh out loud.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +253

    "They're calling me Cyrus? I love that 'achey-breaky' song!"
    -Donald J Trump, probably.

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb 5 лет назад +1

      so funny I died laughing ha ha ha .........

    • @AT-gi1ge
      @AT-gi1ge 5 лет назад +1

      Makes sense.

    • @davidkramer333
      @davidkramer333 5 лет назад +7

      @@blacquejacquesshellacque6053 Cyrus the Virus!!

    • @jomarch4109
      @jomarch4109 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @9Preciosa
      @9Preciosa 5 лет назад

      New Message 😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jwaimlelsi
    @jwaimlelsi 5 лет назад +60

    Some people followed Jim Jones, David Koresh, and Marshall Applewhite.
    Where are they now?

    • @jeffersonclippership2588
      @jeffersonclippership2588 5 лет назад +1

      The Land Of Refreshment

    • @slayedtorest
      @slayedtorest 5 лет назад

      Cornelius Funk OH YEEEAH!

    • @aldoaguilar1364
      @aldoaguilar1364 5 лет назад

      Well people are sheep. They don’t like to read and look into something that is literally right in front of you.

    • @2126Eliza
      @2126Eliza 5 лет назад

      Probably being reincarnated as Central Americans trying to make it to the US . Hopefully karma is real

    • @markb6295
      @markb6295 5 лет назад

      @@aldoaguilar1364 nice manifesto... I'll alert New Zealand

  • @bardiasaffarpour4266
    @bardiasaffarpour4266 5 лет назад +163

    In another news, Cyrus the Great turned upside down in his grave right after this.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +870

    Their support of Donnie is absolute proof that Evangelicals know there's no god waiting to judge them for anything.

    • @jfrancisker5013
      @jfrancisker5013 5 лет назад +23

      AMEN!!!🏆😁🍺

    • @throatwobblermangrove4597
      @throatwobblermangrove4597 5 лет назад +41

      Between Donnie Dotard and his televangelist vice president, I don't see what's Chirst-like about either of them.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +34

      Evangelicals don't read their book and recognize he's the picture perfect description of the Anti-Christ they've been waiting for to hasten their rapturous departure...

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 5 лет назад +30

      Taking unrelated parts of scripture and building an entire delusion out of it seems to be their thing.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +10

      @showlogicprod No disrespect intended... but.. Amen, showlogicprod!.. :) They're also mostly of the Prosperity preaching designation as well..

  • @oviedoc5454
    @oviedoc5454 5 лет назад +22

    Maher, you continue to be the ABSOLUTE BEST at what you do. Please keep it up!!!

    • @raulsaucedo4488
      @raulsaucedo4488 5 лет назад

      cothan VN what the holy fuck are you talking about?

    • @TheA4p999
      @TheA4p999 5 лет назад

      @cothan VN Gimme some of what you're smoking.

    • @iswish_41
      @iswish_41 11 месяцев назад

      cringe

  • @MusicLover-ti6zo
    @MusicLover-ti6zo 5 лет назад +70

    As usual, the Evangelicals make every attempt to justify their hypocrisy and lies.

    • @scottleft3672
      @scottleft3672 4 года назад

      @@ozymandias1670 Prove you exist and are not a dream?

  • @john6941
    @john6941 5 лет назад +259

    I'm a conservative Christian, and I COMPLETELY agree with Bill Maher. It's humiliating to have all these religious hypocrites cherry picking verses to suit their purposes and dragging Christianity through the mud. As has been said, "A verse without a context is a pretext."

    • @kellihansen6446
      @kellihansen6446 5 лет назад +5

      Well if you're about bible-believing Christian look up Revelation 2:9 and in Ecclesiastes 1:18 it says with much wisdom is much grief and he who increases knowledge increases in sorrow. We shall know the truth and the truth shall set us free maybe we should be praying for them instead of judging them it is sad to see the truth that many Christians are falling for this whole song and dance but if we are going to be faithful and true just like what Michael Jackson said I'm looking at the woman in the mirror. And I'm not a scribe and a Pharisee 1st Samuel 16:7 man looks on the outward appearance but God looks at the heart.

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel 5 лет назад +9

      I am so ashamed to be seen an Evangelical these days.

    • @petermichael8921
      @petermichael8921 5 лет назад +2

      @@Zorobbabelif you are a believer, delete your comment. BM misrepresents the truth in a wildly leftist audience. You can't allow anyone to sway your belief. If God exists, do you think he cares what is popular at any given time?

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel 5 лет назад +25

      @@petermichael8921 I am a believer and Christ warned us of false prophets and following vain deceit. The Evangelicals have become the modern day Pharisees and Saducees so no I am not following these liars who will not condemn a lying adulterer, serial fornicater, a fraudster, and national traitor who support falsehood. I am over these prosperity gospel preachers who forgot the 10 commandments and the word of the living God.

    • @petermichael8921
      @petermichael8921 5 лет назад +1

      @@Zorobbabel my comment is in response to you essentially saying you are ashamed to be an evangelical.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +235

    "The type of man who could go into a confessional booth and never come out"... first he'd have to recognize he did anything wrong in order to require asking for forgiveness.. he's already publicly stated he doesn't ask God for forgiveness.. or do anything wrong to require that.. so.. that should give Evangelicals pause that this man, haughty, bawdy, bawling, puffed up with pride, Usurper of Laws, Lawless One, the Liar, The Accuser, The Deceiver of mankind, has all the marks of the one who will deceive them..

    • @SaXoN-mg8de
      @SaXoN-mg8de 5 лет назад +3

      So he's God? 🤨

    • @jocelyncastillo7456
      @jocelyncastillo7456 5 лет назад +8

      Evangelicals don't care cause they have alot in common with the Trumpster, they both worship Satan 🤘👌 the last symbol, does he not do that often?? LOL

    • @thatsamore8869
      @thatsamore8869 5 лет назад +2

      Can you imagine what his penance would be?

    • @NWPaul72
      @NWPaul72 5 лет назад +2

      Still works in their favor. Even better, he could bring the rapture in their lifetimes, saving their descendants from having to try to live on a degraded Earth. Check the numbers on how many believers think Armageddon is just around the corner.

    • @liberTvalance
      @liberTvalance 5 лет назад +1

      Only 5 more years.

  • @MyPedorro
    @MyPedorro 5 лет назад +102

    When plunder becomes a way of life, men create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.
    Frederic Bastiat

    • @birosandor2
      @birosandor2 5 лет назад +2

      A perfect description of the repugnant party

    • @theresefotiou7097
      @theresefotiou7097 5 лет назад +2

      @David Anewman AND the Republican Party, and the Libertarian Party!

    • @birosandor2
      @birosandor2 5 лет назад +1

      @David Anewman u r a repugnant ass!!

    • @prmbain
      @prmbain 4 года назад +1

      Oh, that's GOOD!!!

    • @newsguy5241
      @newsguy5241 4 года назад

      Yeah! Let's just TAKE the oil!!

  • @shahen4
    @shahen4 5 лет назад +61

    Easily one of the best "BILL MAHER RANT".

  • @joryjones6808
    @joryjones6808 5 лет назад +237

    Cyrus the Great actually supported a diverse empire and allowed different religions and peoples to exist and govern themselves very independently and ban slavery in his empire. In other words tolerant of other cultures and didn’t want people working for him for free does that would like Trump. Oh yah and he also conquered all of Mesopotamia, Anatolia and the Levant in his life time so I think he might be better and winning as well. Also he was Iranian.

    • @Kelveron
      @Kelveron 5 лет назад +22

      Exactly right. Cyrus ruled the Persian Empire about 900 years before the Arabs invaded Persia and imposed Islam on the Persian people.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 лет назад +2

      Persian but whateva

    • @peniseusgiganticus9558
      @peniseusgiganticus9558 5 лет назад +14

      Grunthos The Flatulent Persian people are a part of the Indo Iranian family which itself is a branch of the Indo European family group. Kurds, Lurs, Azeris, Balochis, Scythians etc are all Iranic people

    • @Jeroen1983
      @Jeroen1983 5 лет назад +3

      @@peniseusgiganticus9558 The old Azeri were. Modern-day Azeri people are Oghuz-Turkic.

    • @DaveGIS123
      @DaveGIS123 5 лет назад +4

      Cyrus was the king of Persia who allowed the Jews to return to Jerusalem (see 2 Chronicles 36: 22-23). This happened 70 years after the Jews were captured and deported by king Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, in fulfillment of the prophecy by Jeremiah (see Jeremiah 29: 10). BTW Jeremiah’s prophecy predated the Babylonian exile, as shown by how the prophet Daniel referenced it (see Daniel 9: 2). Don't take my word for it, look it up for yourself.

  • @Rabbitsarewonderful
    @Rabbitsarewonderful 5 лет назад +16

    OMG! I almost bought one of those pillows! Saw this just in time.

  • @danoneill2846
    @danoneill2846 5 лет назад +208

    2 corinthians go into a bar

    • @AlexRN
      @AlexRN 5 лет назад +3

      Dan O'Neill underrated post. How come you’re not the most upvoted here?!

    • @rojh9351
      @rojh9351 5 лет назад +20

      The barman says, “Isn’t this Ionic?”

    • @Paelorian
      @Paelorian 5 лет назад +5

      Doesn't work if you've heard the title of the book. "Second Corinthians walk into a bar." Only someone with little familiarity with the New Testament, like Donald Trump, says "Two Corinthians".

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 5 лет назад +15

      @@Paelorian Yes, that's the point - it's a joke on Trump.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 лет назад +6

      @@Paelorian woooosh...

  • @royw-g3120
    @royw-g3120 5 лет назад +125

    Since he was a general Cyrus served in the military, no bone spurs obviously.

    • @philiphoward1731
      @philiphoward1731 5 лет назад +5

      Cyrus sounds like a real badass and I bet you he was really rich she probably had a lot of gold I’m gonna do more research on Cyrus he sounds like a really cool dude

    • @rezascorner2091
      @rezascorner2091 5 лет назад +9

      @@philiphoward1731 you should, I'm Persian and there is alot of pride when his name is brought out. He invented the first human rights document, was a multiculturalist, and, as one historian said, he is one of the few past humans to deserve the title great. Those are just some of the facts so research on 😂

    • @rohintonirani9737
      @rohintonirani9737 5 лет назад +7

      @@rezascorner2091 ....And he was a ZOROASTRIAN !

    • @danielarroyo2659
      @danielarroyo2659 4 года назад +3

      I would go to war with Cyrus as my leader. I will never acknowledge that trump is my president.

  • @donnabrown8582
    @donnabrown8582 5 лет назад +117

    Won’t be buying his pillows anymore

    • @themistoverthelake7883
      @themistoverthelake7883 5 лет назад

      I don't have the interest in making sure I remember which brand of pillows he sells.

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 5 лет назад +2

      @@themistoverthelake7883 you'll know when you can't afford to pay, $60 bucks, for those over priced, pillows, and you know you see them, every time you go into Walmart, so, stop acting like you're clueless?! Or, maybe that's not an act? 🤨🤔

    • @themistoverthelake7883
      @themistoverthelake7883 5 лет назад +1

      "you'll know when you can't afford to pay, $60 bucks, for those over priced, pillows, and you know you see them, every time you go into Walmart, so, stop acting like you're clueless?! Or, maybe that's not an act? " LOL! This is a very strange reply! Do you seriously think that everyone pays attention to the different brands of pillows at Walmart. I don't think I am clueless just because I do not pay attention to the different brands of pillows at Walmart. Not everyone is fascinated with the different brands of pillows that exist.

    • @themistoverthelake7883
      @themistoverthelake7883 5 лет назад +1

      P.S. I never spent $60 on a pillow.

    • @themistoverthelake7883
      @themistoverthelake7883 5 лет назад

      This is my message to both the Christian as well as the non-Christian; the religious and the nonreligious; the liberals and the conservatives; the Republicans and the Democrats; etc... I am not against the regular everyday Americans who are Republicans or Democrats. I am not at all saying that I am politically neutral but I certainly have never condemned anyone for voting for the 'wrong' candidates. The Clintons have been accused of many things including dozens of murders; treason; Bill has been accused of all sorts of horrible sexual abuse. Still, don't ask me to prove or agree with what exactly it is that the Clintons are guilty of including the many murders. I do not know if the Clintons have murdered anyone. Maybe for those of you who hate the Clintons can tell me that I just do not want to admit to or know the truth but if that is the case then all I can tell you is the same thing I will tell the haters of Trump. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR A CHANGE!!!! Same thing for you haters of Trump. Many people insist that Trump has molested his daughter and many other things like that. I have yet to see a good reason for believing this. Possibly he has. How would I know what he has done in his life. What angers me I can not find anyone who wants to try to personally solve any of the problems that do exist. It is all about things like either condemning people for either defending Trump or hating Trump or whatever. I am sick of it.

  • @jvhee
    @jvhee 5 лет назад +32

    CPAC is a good place to advertise for mental care

  • @mrclueuin
    @mrclueuin 5 лет назад +35

    Mark my words when this is all over these so-called "Christian Evangelicals" will be crying; "We were decieved!" When this is all over. Watch! 👀

    • @IndengiousGoth
      @IndengiousGoth 5 лет назад +1

      XD I await the day that happens so I can laugh in their faces.

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 5 лет назад +3

      @@IndengiousGoth I'm just afraid that I'll run out of laughter and end up crying instead! 😏

    • @littlekiwi9724
      @littlekiwi9724 5 лет назад

      True! The devil made them do it.

    • @jsveterans6949
      @jsveterans6949 5 лет назад +1

      Ohh how wrong you have it... Should ask a few if they like Nixon still..

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 3 года назад

      Nope. They didnt

  • @rickjohnson9558
    @rickjohnson9558 5 лет назад +30

    I was going to buy some of those pillows. I'm not very bright, and they looked like a way to get a good nights sleep. No longer.

    • @mooncove
      @mooncove 5 лет назад +5

      Good. And you're not missing out on anything. Before I knew the guy was a Trump supporter, I was thinking about trying one of His Pillows too. Fortunately, I saw them at Bed, Bath & Beyond and got to check them out. They're just filled with what feels like torn-up chunks of recycled foam mattress toppers--they feel cheaply made/way overpriced, lumpy, and not innovative at all like he tries to make them seem on the TV ads, giving the impression he's spent his whole life perfecting them. I'm sure that's why they're mainly sold on TV where you can't try them out! He's a huckster just like Trump.

    • @onegymflipper3091
      @onegymflipper3091 5 лет назад +1

      @@mooncove He did spend his whole life perfecting them and that's the best he could do...LOL I've better quality pillows at Walmart for 10.00 dollars

    • @westsidegranny6100
      @westsidegranny6100 4 года назад

      Yea, with a bad neck I'm always a sucker for relief. No. The Clinton's are intelligent low lifes and trimp is a stupid low life. Get all low lifes out of DC.

  • @petev1137
    @petev1137 5 лет назад +259

    "Woodstock of the mentally impaired" - Epic and the Truth!

  • @bok7364
    @bok7364 5 лет назад +134

    For those who need a quick history lesson. Here's a few facts about Cyrus the Great:
    1. He was the founder of the Persian Empire. He achieved this by successfully conquering the Babylonian Empire that came before him and laid the foundations for Persian rule over the Middle East and Central Asia for over 200 years.
    2. He was a supporter of multiculturalism. This was especially the case for religion. As long as people paid taxes and didn't revolt, he didn't give a shit what god or gods you prayed to.
    3. He is famous among Christians because he returned the Jews to their homeland following their captivity in Babylon, but he did this as a means to create a buffer state between Persia and his enemies in Egypt.

    • @JGM0JGM
      @JGM0JGM 5 лет назад +21

      Basically, he was wise, clever and tolerant. So he is noting at all like the orange turd in charge.

    • @brinjoness3386
      @brinjoness3386 5 лет назад +6

      Trump and cyrus do share a common bond then. Taxes are for other people.

    • @adoust3921
      @adoust3921 5 лет назад +2

      Dont forget that Persian Empire is the original Empire and Cyrus also created the human rights unlike what you learn in your western education sysyem about magna carta

    • @Liquidsback
      @Liquidsback 5 лет назад

      @@adoust3921 nah, Akkadians beat the Persian Empire by establishment by two thousand years and Solon was introducing reforms to Athens at the same time.

    • @adoust3921
      @adoust3921 5 лет назад +4

      @@Liquidsback what are you smoking? No empire existed prior to Persia. Athens? The land of the hillbillies? What Greek propaganda have you been reading?

  • @margaritabierd2002
    @margaritabierd2002 5 лет назад +10

    Very good analysis of reality in this country, thanks for keeping us out of INSANITY

  • @austinha11
    @austinha11 5 лет назад +55

    My jaw dropped when he played that clip of all the nut jobs. The stupidity and serious obvious mental illness if the Republican party is now becoming scary.

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 5 лет назад

      M8 I'm not going to defend what they're saying, but you can do this with literally any popular talking point in existence through this wonderful thing called 'cherry picking.' I'm sure there are plenty of well dressed and mannered people who can say the same exact shit in a way that seems entirely sane, even if it's still retarded at the end of the day.

    • @debrataylor3539
      @debrataylor3539 5 лет назад

      Austin Hall yes its not funny any more

    • @terrystrayer9882
      @terrystrayer9882 5 лет назад +1

      cothan VN my friend you take the prize for the most f*****-up individual I have ever heard on the internet I think really we should have warned you something for your extensive rant based on no facts so sad for you I guess you realize you wouldn't be able to come to this f****** country under Donald Trump right racist Pig that he is maybe you came here legally you probably arrived here claiming Asylum yes from a war that we were f****** the Vietnam with think about what this country has done for you and be loyal to it not the sum orange-haired a******

    • @JonathanZeidman
      @JonathanZeidman 5 лет назад +1

      Cothan generic meds are letting you down.

    • @2126Eliza
      @2126Eliza 5 лет назад +1

      They're headed for Nazi behavior. And no one seems to want to stop it. The media just wants clicks, all the justice they claim is coming is just for show

  • @andrewilliams8324
    @andrewilliams8324 5 лет назад +156

    Glad i saw the "my pillow" guy on the stage saying this; canceling my Amazon order right now.

    • @Wearenotperfect.
      @Wearenotperfect. 5 лет назад +15

      Good for you my friend! I would never buy one of those over priced piece of shit pillows. Made in America, he claims, with materials more than likely purchased overseas! He's just another snake oil salesman like Drumpf, just look at all the lawsuits he has against his company.

    • @generationofswine-ge5rw
      @generationofswine-ge5rw 5 лет назад +7

      What is the my pillow, something to use as a pretend girlfriend?

    • @bowtiethirteentwenty8627
      @bowtiethirteentwenty8627 5 лет назад +2

      @@generationofswine-ge5rw LOL! Good idea.... :)

    • @bowtiethirteentwenty8627
      @bowtiethirteentwenty8627 5 лет назад +3

      He is also in a recent episode of the Showtime series Cartoon president. :)

    • @mooncove
      @mooncove 5 лет назад +4

      Don't mean to repeat myself, but I replied to someone else who decided not to order after seeing this: You made the right choice. I was almost taken in by his ads, but I finally saw some of His Pillows at Bed, Bath & Beyond and soooo glad I didn't waste my money. They seem to be filled with torn-up chunks of old foam mattress toppers, lumpy, and cheaply made. He makes it seem like he's spent his whole life coming up with the perfect pillow when he's actually a huckster; no wonder he's such a fan of Trump. No need to boycott them on principle though; they're a total waste of money. (Which is why he mainly sells them on TV so you can't "try before you buy." If you could, you wouldn't.)

  • @sonnysoprano2444
    @sonnysoprano2444 5 лет назад +31

    "The type who goes in a confessional booth and never come out" - LOL

  • @ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր

    Love you Bill

  • @jordanh806
    @jordanh806 5 лет назад +32

    “He didn’t call scribes the enemy of the people” oh man.. hahahahaha

  • @helanmback4179
    @helanmback4179 5 лет назад +7

    I gotta say, that was excellent! Kudos Bill.

  • @robfuzz
    @robfuzz 5 лет назад +26

    This is one of your best Bill! Scary but sad reality.

  • @Sbhh1999
    @Sbhh1999 5 лет назад +249

    As a Persian, I had never felt so insulted and disgusted. I need to shower now.

    • @drkushajagadeesh6347
      @drkushajagadeesh6347 5 лет назад +7

      I'm from India. I didn't know anything about Cyrus till after I saw this piece. And even I wanna shower after that disgusting comparison!

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 5 лет назад +9

      @Den danske sang er en ung, blond pige no...if you follow Trump, your opinion is irrelevant.

    • @andrewkullar5679
      @andrewkullar5679 5 лет назад +6

      @Den danske sang er en ung, blond pige can it not be both a sexual orientation and a crime? Silly binary thinking republicans.

    • @peniseusgiganticus9558
      @peniseusgiganticus9558 5 лет назад

      C caymer huh?

    • @peniseusgiganticus9558
      @peniseusgiganticus9558 5 лет назад +1

      @W N i dont think the guy is christian, his username is some scandinavian language i think Danish so hes probably an atheist himself

  • @Geordany7788
    @Geordany7788 5 лет назад +44

    Same evangelical who thought George w Bush was the second coming of jesus

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 5 лет назад +9

      And thought Obama was the Anti Christ

    • @philiphoward1731
      @philiphoward1731 5 лет назад

      George W. Bush the worst history in the history of America along with his stupid dad🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @lucyburton7623
      @lucyburton7623 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget who the evangelical ministry is talking to, those people are not to smart, after all they are Trump's base.

    • @jeffwells1255
      @jeffwells1255 3 года назад

      Jesus came twice?? I haven't done that since I was 18!

  • @scottmcfadyen293
    @scottmcfadyen293 5 лет назад +51

    To all the Fundamentalists out there : If God helps those who help themselves, what do we need God for ?

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy 5 лет назад +1

      ya how does prayer make any sense then

    • @chrisconn5188
      @chrisconn5188 5 лет назад +3

      Benjamin Franklin not the Bible

    • @palomarodriguez3308
      @palomarodriguez3308 5 лет назад +1

      The premise of your question is false.

    • @scottmcfadyen293
      @scottmcfadyen293 5 лет назад +2

      The failure is your comprehension. @@palomarodriguez3308

    • @amirah_aloo
      @amirah_aloo 5 лет назад

      Paloma Rodriguez how is a question false 😂

  • @adityadeshpande9781
    @adityadeshpande9781 5 лет назад +219

    You know when Trump will hear this he will think Miley Cyrus!!,😁😂😂🤣

    • @WormholeJim
      @WormholeJim 5 лет назад +9

      And then he'll get an irresistible urge to ask females around him to pee on him while spanking him with a Forbes magazine featuring him on the cover. What will he do without Cohen, poor man?!?

    • @ukhawaja
      @ukhawaja 5 лет назад +8

      Please don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart.

    • @coolvoice7
      @coolvoice7 5 лет назад +2

      A D and you’re not joking either I guess👍😂😂😂

    • @RadioLaPrincess
      @RadioLaPrincess 5 лет назад +1

      Except Miley Cyrus can't stand him either and is probably offended she was compared to him.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 5 лет назад +2

      No they read that wrong ... its T-Rump is a VIRUS !

  • @sfguidry1959
    @sfguidry1959 5 лет назад +129

    I will never buy a pillow from that guy.

    • @roberts4587
      @roberts4587 4 года назад

      S G I own one and it is cool 😎

    • @billdunn8542
      @billdunn8542 4 года назад +2

      Agree.

    • @geoffdearth7360
      @geoffdearth7360 4 года назад +2

      I almost did. Dodged that bullet/ hardened foam projectile.

    • @jayluck8047
      @jayluck8047 4 года назад +2

      I wouldn't buy one of Trump's pillows either. Unless they hermetically seal it after Karen and Stormy, "Sign" it!

    • @falidisu2139
      @falidisu2139 4 года назад

      Robert Shepherd no you don’t have a pillow.

  • @jetsamperes5762
    @jetsamperes5762 5 лет назад +84

    Just after the election I was at a longtime friend's house - 35 years. I always dismissed the overdose of TV evangelist bullshit that consumed them. On this night though she said a lot of people owe Richard Nixon an apology and that if I was surprised that Trump won, all I had to do was ask because god told them Trump was his choice month's before. It was their house so I was as respectful as I could be - but it was the last time I saw them.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 5 лет назад +18

      Jama Thaughn Sorry your friend got addicted to the evangelist kool-aid. Not a path I’d wish onto anyone

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 лет назад +7

      Good for you. She sounds touched in the head and is frankly, excuse my draconian nature, dead weight. The fact that she is still alive is a wonder. The only thing I am sad about is that she probably has many many kids.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +7

      @TrustkillProductionz that depends on the beliefs surely.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 лет назад +9

      @TrustkillProductionz Shallow you say? Well pardon me using this tired trope to prove a point, but I am actually Christian. But then you meet some cristians and people of other faiths that do not follow the word of God, atleast Abrahamic based religions, to achieve tolerance, acceptance, inclusivity, compassion, harmonic existence with the world, etc.. But focus more on conquest, demons, flying wingedman, executions, exclusivity, dragons, punishment, absolution, etc.. So to apply the parts in the bible that teach me to accept and be tolerant of my neighbour... I'll accept others for being religious . Just don't expect me to abide their philosophies that it is fine to be intolerant of others based on some bullshit. If that is me being shallow then I'm glad I'm not as deep as you. With regards to a famous quote by Nietzsche... good luck staring into that void.

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 5 лет назад +9

      @TrustkillProductionz Exaggerated example but what if their beliefs were that black people should all live in caves or some absurd racist bullshit? I don't think you would stay friends with that person would you?

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 5 лет назад +48

    "If Trump goes in confession box he will not come back". That's good.
    Persia's current name is Iran, then Cyrus must be Mullah of Iran. If Trump is compared to Cyrus then he should be Iran Mullah. Bingo.

    • @michelegyselinck5400
      @michelegyselinck5400 5 лет назад

      Then the priest or someone else could put a padlock on the booth's door once #45 was inside and keep him in there until the police arrived to take him away in handcuffs.

    • @grantkohler7612
      @grantkohler7612 5 лет назад +1

      Silly human.
      Would anybody actually be gullible enough to expect Donald to admit guilt about anything?

    • @grandwonder5858
      @grandwonder5858 5 лет назад

      45 is the new sign of the devil! We must break into the White House, find that evil orange turd, and chop his head off and parade it through the streets to let the world see!

  • @CarlosReyes-zv1ti
    @CarlosReyes-zv1ti 5 лет назад +165

    If Trump is sent by god then the devil is not such a bad dude.

    • @PaulBunyun1954
      @PaulBunyun1954 5 лет назад +4

      Trump is just an ordinary person like me or you whom God is dealing with. Unfortunately his imperfections are broadcasted world wide. Trump is often used as a national pin-ya-da to appease some people so they can feel better about themselves; more justified. Kind of like lynch mobs, believing their own rhetoric so they can hang a man. Don't be driven by the crowd. The devil is not your friend.

    • @sanzuriver2959
      @sanzuriver2959 5 лет назад +7

      @@PaulBunyun1954 Neither is Trump.

    • @michelegyselinck5400
      @michelegyselinck5400 5 лет назад +1

      Carlos Reyes He isn’t. They are so full of BS their eyes are brown.

    • @sanzuriver2959
      @sanzuriver2959 5 лет назад +7

      @{1765} Join, or Ðie {2019} Sorry, if you don't realize Trump is only on his own side by now, you will just have to excuse me for doubting you.

    • @sanzuriver2959
      @sanzuriver2959 5 лет назад +6

      @{1765} Join, or Ðie {2019} You can't read either? Well, that explains a lot for someone who supports a conman.

  • @timothycc711
    @timothycc711 5 лет назад +103

    Please let this nightmare that is the Trump presidency be over soon.

    • @kellihansen6446
      @kellihansen6446 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry to break the news to you but written in red Revelation 2:9, we were told a lot of this was going to happen before it has come to the song and dance. the world is a stage, and many are just watching the show🙁 these days were already written before they came into existence in my humble opinion this is part of the Great delusion where in Matthew 24 Jesus said let no man deceive you .that was his very first warning!!!!! when the disciples asked him(Jesus)what shall be the signs of your coming. and he also said we would be headed for his name sake.

    • @TheA4p999
      @TheA4p999 5 лет назад +1

      @@kellihansen6446 Are you saying the Bible predicted Trump?

    • @kellihansen6446
      @kellihansen6446 5 лет назад

      @@TheA4p999 no!!not at all, but this perversion of the word was happening ALL through out Matthew,Mark, Luke and John in Jesus time on earth as well!!

    • @TheA4p999
      @TheA4p999 5 лет назад +2

      @@kellihansen6446 That's some crazy shit. Let's hope this Jesus fella comes back to preach some sick verses on these fools.

    • @kellihansen6446
      @kellihansen6446 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheA4p999 He already did once, and warned us of this, it's REALLY sad!! They will have their way a short time, but yes He will be back to take care of this, it's quite difficult to talk about the deception, to those that are deceived. He came humble the first time, but NOT when he returns. He threw over the tables in the temple and called them out!! And in my opinion, I think Adam Green is calling them out as well!!! It leaves me speechless at times.....there's so much accuracy, that it is "at times " overwhelming!

  • @MrChupacabra555
    @MrChupacabra555 5 лет назад +35

    Time to go burn my "Mike's Pillow' and post it on facebook ^_^

    • @grigoreturcan1368
      @grigoreturcan1368 5 лет назад

      So you are not tolerant towards people with different view because somebody from TV told you so?

    • @tracid3877
      @tracid3877 5 лет назад +2

      @@grigoreturcan1368 HE said it with his own mouth on the stage in front of a crowd and cameras recirding it. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't faked. So it wasn't just some guy from tv who said so. You Republicans should really hold up a mirror.

    • @pamelageorge8275
      @pamelageorge8275 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah baby! 😈 burn baby burn!

  • @lyndamitton4496
    @lyndamitton4496 5 лет назад +4

    Wow...way to give it Bill! Sure hope trump is hearing your comments!! Love it!

  • @ndv135
    @ndv135 5 лет назад +53

    Comparing Trump to Cyrus the Great is really insulting to Cyrus.

    • @adoust3921
      @adoust3921 5 лет назад +5

      And all us Iranians.

  • @robinlillian9471
    @robinlillian9471 5 лет назад +114

    Remind me never to buy My Pillow. Most business owners know enough to stay out of politics. It loses you customers.

    • @markmarsh27
      @markmarsh27 5 лет назад +10

      I'm with you Robin. ... I was just about to order a pair but NOT NOW. .... F**K that vile Christian PIECE OF SHIT AND HIS PRODUCTS!

    • @fivestring65ify
      @fivestring65ify 5 лет назад +6

      I have two of them , but I will never buy another. The owner is bat shit crazy. What he said basically was that God made the devil president.

    • @j.reynolds3089
      @j.reynolds3089 5 лет назад +4

      I always thought that pillow pushing freak was weird. Now I know he is!

    • @jw796
      @jw796 5 лет назад +4

      Makes him a pedophile by association.

    • @07cosmo22
      @07cosmo22 5 лет назад +2

      I'm glad you made that decision, it has a D rating anyway. You don't get the pillow advertised on the commercial 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jean-marieboucherit4716
    @jean-marieboucherit4716 5 лет назад

    Total admiration and respect and of course agreement with what you said.

  • @dougsamm3267
    @dougsamm3267 5 лет назад +38

    A modern day Cyrus?
    Would that be Miley or Billy Ray?

  • @tweekmenipps5053
    @tweekmenipps5053 5 лет назад +32

    Bill, this is funny shit! Laugh out loud, funny...belly laugh...FUNNY! At times, you appear Progressive. Others...not so much. But you ARE funny and THAT'S why I watch the show.

  • @tracid3877
    @tracid3877 5 лет назад +15

    Guess I won't be sending off for that My Pillow!

  • @divyangvaidya1999
    @divyangvaidya1999 5 лет назад +23

    "I was giving all the credit to Putin" hahahhah 🤣

  • @RansomeStoddard
    @RansomeStoddard 5 лет назад +191

    He's the modern Nero, tweeting at 2 am while Rome burns.

    • @TheBee87bee
      @TheBee87bee 5 лет назад +6

      That's hilarious,lol!

    • @scottleft3672
      @scottleft3672 4 года назад

      But Rome ISN'T burning...IS IT...your folly is your fault.

    • @bulldawgirwin8384
      @bulldawgirwin8384 4 года назад +2

      @Ralph Hunt Stock market is hitting all time highs as well. Now is a great time if you are an investor. Too bad wages are more depressed than ever, if you work for a living your dollar is worth less every day.
      The same numbers you use to brag about unemployment are the numbers trump shit on when Obama did the same thing fyi. They don't account for all unemployment. Funny how those numbers are so valid now though.
      How about all them jobs? Whoopsie, still less than obama. In fact 1.5 million less in the same amount of time.
      www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones/2020/02/19/no-president-trump-obamas-economic-recovery-was-not-a-con-job/

    • @PimpingAintEasy1
      @PimpingAintEasy1 3 года назад +4

      @@scottleft3672 lol what was that?

    • @beedee9534
      @beedee9534 3 года назад +1

      U S burns

  • @jantruitt9241
    @jantruitt9241 4 года назад

    Thank You
    So true!

  • @ADmyrr
    @ADmyrr 5 лет назад +59

    Damn Bill I'm a Christian but you right.

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese 5 лет назад +4

      Christianity needs another reformation badly. The sheep have gone astray.

    • @youwouldntgetit2618
      @youwouldntgetit2618 5 лет назад +2

      ADmyrr Christianity has tarnished Jesus name and teachings more than any other type of religion and people

    • @mahmoudalbdoor
      @mahmoudalbdoor 5 лет назад

      C caymer : Misinformed

    • @DMalenfant1
      @DMalenfant1 5 лет назад

      no you are not, or not one who understands the bible. which is it?

    • @ADmyrr
      @ADmyrr 5 лет назад

      @@DMalenfant1 what are you daft Christianity came from the Jews Jesus was Jewish all the first Christians were jewish

  • @albertricks1927
    @albertricks1927 5 лет назад +16

    The Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz had better feathers stuffed in his head, brother! Oh, boy.

  • @Hithere-ek4qt
    @Hithere-ek4qt 4 года назад +1

    Sad, but too true.

  • @cynthiabrent6479
    @cynthiabrent6479 5 лет назад +33

    Donald Trump is not like the King Cyrus in the Bible; he's more like the fictional King Cyrus in the TV show "The Royals."

  • @slintirreg
    @slintirreg 5 лет назад +13

    “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
    An evil soul producing holy witness
    Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
    A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
    O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!”
    ― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

  • @leannageyer943
    @leannageyer943 5 лет назад

    Bill, YOU ARE THE BEST

  • @lanceyt9982
    @lanceyt9982 5 лет назад +16

    Bill you are right about how he is one of the least christian candidates in a long time. What about being married 3 times?

  • @juliesevilla3950
    @juliesevilla3950 5 лет назад +16

    Beck, Pirro, Nunez...Since when did CPAC Became Uncle Dave's loony hour

    • @roberti8116
      @roberti8116 5 лет назад +1

      they can only pull guests from the extremes, FOX and the NRA at this point

  • @robertgraziano
    @robertgraziano 5 лет назад

    Welcome back....Bill you keep me sane!!!

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 5 лет назад +52

    Donnie is more like a modern day Billy Ray Cyrus.

    • @LeftIsBest001
      @LeftIsBest001 5 лет назад +7

      "But don't tell my heart
      My achy breaky heart
      I just don't think he'd understand
      And if you tell my heart
      My achy breaky heart
      He might blow up and kill this man.." 😆

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 лет назад +8

      Don't insult Billy Ray like that. HIS daughter actually has some talent.

    • @katerh3198
      @katerh3198 5 лет назад +2

      @@brainflash1 Miley and Donald both like wrecking balls though

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 5 лет назад +24

    4:20 Nice work, hitting that 420 joke right at the 4:20 mark.

  • @helenspruill5384
    @helenspruill5384 5 лет назад

    Love you bill....you say it like it really is

  • @jamesmonahan1819
    @jamesmonahan1819 5 лет назад +24

    A belief system should not be in conflict with reality.

    • @adenkunz4747
      @adenkunz4747 5 лет назад

      Thats where the word belief becomes an issue.

    • @MelkorTolkien
      @MelkorTolkien 5 лет назад +3

      @@adenkunz4747 Not necessarily. You can believe that there is life on other planets. Though we do not KNOW whether this is true, a belief in such a thing is still in the realm of possibility, and therefore aligns with reality.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 лет назад +1

      So true. Still... any belief system can be interpreted to have conflict with reality. The trick is to not play oneself, like so many modern day evangelicals do.

  • @The13thPhantom
    @The13thPhantom 5 лет назад +41

    All those sheep 🐑 guided by false prophets.
    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing." Matt. 7:15

    • @thomasdidymus1393
      @thomasdidymus1393 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha🙄 i know bro!!! It's really sad joke and I shouldn't laugh, but the irony just too much. There has to be a defect in their brain or maybe even deeper like in their DNA #inbreeding. I hate Nazi's and the idea of euthanizing the mentally defective is reprehensible, but Religious Right 🤤 wtf...so fucking stupid I guess I can kinda of see the point 🤣😂.

    • @rosamariamendoza1466
      @rosamariamendoza1466 5 лет назад

      More like the Emperor with no clothes!

    • @jyi5506
      @jyi5506 5 лет назад

      NPC Chief Programmer Shlomo Infantdickstein
      There are already large gold or silver "Temple Coins" being sold; with Cyrus on one side and yeah, Trump on the other.
      Although Congress passed an Act in the 90's (I think '93) that proclaimed Jerusalem the capital of Israel. Also, it called for our embassy to be relocated there.
      And, although Congress revamped it last yr; and it now states our embassy must be relocated to Jerusalem, as the capital of Israel. And, that all of America; every President and every state; must abide by it...
      Still, some Evangelicals are claiming the new US embassy in Jerusalem is "holy as the temple--because President Trump is the one whose idea it was to proclaim for the US that Jerusalem is Israel's capital; and [his idea] to have the new embassy built there."
      Or, some are certain Trump is going to rebuild the 3rd temple.
      So they're buying up these coins. They're so full of false prophesies and televangelists and hearsay, without reading God's Word for themselves. Or else the poor souls would know there's no way an embassy can be The Temple; or holy as the temple--and that if Trump really does build the 3rd temple, he is to be feared (The Antichrist) and not praised.
      And not idolized; not Believed and followed over Christ, regardless.

    • @kellihansen6446
      @kellihansen6446 5 лет назад

      James Bible
      I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan Revelation 2:9

    • @billybob9392
      @billybob9392 5 лет назад

      I agree but stop with the Bible bull shit. It’s cringey

  • @peacenow4913
    @peacenow4913 5 лет назад +56

    Those are the Christians whom Jesus will say, "I never knew you" to. They have been had!

    • @stephenstoner1964
      @stephenstoner1964 5 лет назад +1

      Thats the truth

    • @dlxinfinite7098
      @dlxinfinite7098 5 лет назад

      Isn't Jesus dead?

    • @jenniferjuniper97
      @jenniferjuniper97 4 года назад +1

      Just like"Henry V's rejection of his old pal Falstaff in Shakespeare's play "Henry V" "I know ye not, old man."

  • @TONYASIASMOM
    @TONYASIASMOM 5 лет назад +13

    "WoodStock Of The Mentally Impaired"!?

  • @timothyhoffmann7005
    @timothyhoffmann7005 5 лет назад +9

    Bill helps me keep my sanity

  • @alisonarmstrong8421
    @alisonarmstrong8421 5 лет назад +6

    This country seems to have gone insane...

  • @maidenfan237
    @maidenfan237 5 лет назад +10

    everyone i know that bought one of those pillows have told me they suck and regret buying them

    • @drcb8
      @drcb8 5 лет назад

      Making bad quality pillows is bad for your health, specially your mental one.

  • @tanya3128
    @tanya3128 5 лет назад +11

    Bill Maher is, once again, 100% ON POINT!! Mr. Maher is one of the most intelligent men in America!! I truly wish he could/would be president!! Love you, Mr. Maher!! LEGALIZE IT EVERYWHERE!!!!

  • @seanomahony1673
    @seanomahony1673 4 года назад

    Bill Maher is a good human being . May God bless him

    • @billdunn8542
      @billdunn8542 4 года назад

      Sean o mahony, many of the most “Christian “ people I know claim to be atheist.

  • @canadianperspective3731
    @canadianperspective3731 5 лет назад +19

    “Faith” - the willful suspension of critical thinking.

    • @drcb8
      @drcb8 5 лет назад

      When faith is anything but, but according to trump, faith must have been a Vegas stripper's name.

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 5 лет назад

      @Harak Mapping, Stop copy and pasting the same nonsense reply to everyone on here you pathetic little troll.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 5 лет назад +86

    0:15 Wait a god damned minute! When did the whimpering lunatic responsible for Pizzagate turn into Colonel Sanders?

    • @maryinsanfrancisco
      @maryinsanfrancisco 5 лет назад +14

      I don't think Glenn Beck was involved in the fever dream that is pizzagate. You're thinking of Alex Jones, who still looks like the bloated, hungover ding-dong he always has.

    • @Raincentral003
      @Raincentral003 5 лет назад +3

      @@maryinsanfrancisco Yeah, not all Dough Tards look the same!

    • @matthewbittenbender9191
      @matthewbittenbender9191 5 лет назад +8

      Can’t speak to pizza-gate, but but Beck probably realized that if he looked like The Col. then Trump would pay more attention to him than Hannity who looks like Jay Leno after chin reduction surgery.

  • @PANDORACROOME
    @PANDORACROOME 5 лет назад

    Bill Maher my hero....

  • @vadik2010
    @vadik2010 5 лет назад +28

    Huh...Glenn Beck put on glasses and grew a beard to look like he actually had a brain.

    • @Wolfboss7
      @Wolfboss7 5 лет назад +2

      I was wondering where he disappeared to, after seeing his "new look" I suddenly want him to climb back into whatever hole he was hiding in.

    • @yogoshun
      @yogoshun 5 лет назад +2

      He was one of the few who were outwardly against trump and now he's trying to kiss his ass like the lot of them now. I should have expected that result considering his brainlessness.

    • @bra-balllegend3940
      @bra-balllegend3940 5 лет назад +2

      Now he needs to stuff his pants to make it look like he has balls.

  • @danillogoncalves6082
    @danillogoncalves6082 5 лет назад +31

    King Cyrus was a very great man, so not at all like trump

  • @lukasgnarfer820
    @lukasgnarfer820 5 лет назад

    Brilliant as usual

  • @DigitalChii
    @DigitalChii 5 лет назад +12

    I hope the so called envagelicals remember and accept Romans 13:1 when Muller and Congress come for Trump.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 5 лет назад +9

    Religion is ridiculous. It's hard to believe that it is even discussed seriously.

    • @jsveterans6949
      @jsveterans6949 5 лет назад +1

      I find it being needed, is scary... The age of information and we have discuss religious justifications because of the threat they pose...

    • @jsveterans6949
      @jsveterans6949 5 лет назад

      @Harak Mapping -1st: Why would religious beliefs play a role in the governance of a country that was based off the separation of church and state? It shouldn't, but clearly has (IE: stats of evangelicals supporting Trump), so don't get upset when the connection is detested by those who care more about the constitution... Second, the idea that there could be some lash back against the christian community in any meaningful way is ludicrous. How about try to help the religious communities currently being targeted like Muslims and Jews? Lastly, it's simple, if you support a government based off religious ideals in America you're doing it wrong. If you don't, then great and you as an individual have a clear conscience and these criticism's aren't directed at you, but don't expect people to not point out the clear connection and don't take it personally that it's there. It's actually helpful for folks like you (and me) to stand-up to this in our communities to snap people out of the blind following routine. You're allowed to believe what you want on the left in the end regardless, so don't think anything 'bad' will come of this...

    • @jsveterans6949
      @jsveterans6949 5 лет назад

      @E MP -"The concept of god, as in beginning" well, good he didn't say that! "But religious institutions" this is how I understood the comment... Belief, faith, religion, god, are all different words... I don't understand your argument, you seem to disagree, to then agree, followed by knit-picking the leftovers?

    • @jsveterans6949
      @jsveterans6949 5 лет назад

      @E MP -Ahh, I gotcha, I was not sure where part of your comment came from. All good, sorry, didn't put that together quicker :)

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 5 лет назад

      At least in this day and age. I understand more so why it was a thing back when it was created but now we should be past all that imaginary bullshit.

  • @ImmyYousafzai
    @ImmyYousafzai 5 лет назад +17

    3:56 "he would have to be a foreign leader" Yes, PUTIN

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 5 лет назад +2

      Except Putin is trying to destroy America so it still doesn't work in the analogy.

  • @alexaurelian8024
    @alexaurelian8024 5 лет назад +15

    I think I just vomitted in my mouth. Comparing Cyrus the Great to Donald Trump.

  • @ashrashand6039
    @ashrashand6039 5 лет назад +9

    I just don’t get it. How is it not career endingly embarrassing that someone should quote scripture in a political forum, let alone using that scripture to justify policy?! This is a country who’s founding fathers made a concerted effort to separate church and state. They were trying to move away from the old European practice of suggesting monarchies were imbued with Devine investiture. Yet American politics in the 21st Century has ended up more like Iran and Europe!

    • @GEricM
      @GEricM 5 лет назад

      Ash Rashand and yet despite the founders’ best intenetions we still ended up with laws that were anti atheist/pro christian in many state constitutions. Since nullified fortunately.

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 5 лет назад

      @cothan VN Feel better after throwing up???

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 5 лет назад

      @C caymer No, they're not politicians. Unfortunately, they are christians. Doesn't really matter, does it...STUPID is STUPID!!!

  • @davidc7889
    @davidc7889 5 лет назад

    Bill you are brilliant.

  • @Chuy23199
    @Chuy23199 5 лет назад +26

    Trump ain’t no damn Cyrus he’s the modern Andrew Jackson

    • @seanj4119
      @seanj4119 5 лет назад +3

      Worse! At least Andrew Jackson was loyal to America!

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 лет назад

      Steady. Some idiots think of andrew jackson as a hero so that insult is going to fly over their heads. I know right?!!! The world circa CE 2019. ☝ Case in point.

    • @Jayce_Alexander
      @Jayce_Alexander 5 лет назад

      Whatever you think of Jackson's morality, he was not incompetent. Unlike Trump.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 лет назад

      @David M *facepalm* The polarity of the republican and democrat parties has switched sides in the mid 1900's. I'm sure I'm not the first to remind you of this. *sigh* Something tells me I won't be the last.

    • @bra-balllegend3940
      @bra-balllegend3940 5 лет назад

      'Cept he'll appear on the 3-dollar bill.

  • @DISGUYROX
    @DISGUYROX 5 лет назад +12

    The orange adipocere is actually jealous of Lot.
    You know, the guy in the book of "Daughteronomy".

    • @r.c.whitaker296
      @r.c.whitaker296 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha 😆

    • @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King
      @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha well played

    • @2126Eliza
      @2126Eliza 5 лет назад

      He probably doesn't need to be. I think he's fucked Ivanka since she was a teenager

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker 5 лет назад

      @S Earnest Well according to the bible he didn't do it, they did. But... what's more likely? Scribe: "Hey Lot, you said you were alone in the cave with just your daughters for how long? How are they pregnant?" Lot: "Um, they must've got me drunk and did it while I was passed out, yea yea that's it!" Scribe: "Okay Lot, I guess that's what I'll write down..."

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 5 лет назад +6

    Modern day King Cryus??? No way!! Modern day Jim Jones?? To the evangelicals THAT'S WAAAYYY MORE ACCURATE!!!! X DDDDDD

  • @RedsKinDK23
    @RedsKinDK23 5 лет назад +9

    Why does Bill look completely lit in the thumbnail? Lol.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 лет назад +3

      Because he's always completely lit.

  • @mdillon4366
    @mdillon4366 5 лет назад +5

    To quote a line from,”Con-Air”: “Cyrus,the virus.” A fitting description of trump...

  • @KeberMaknaan
    @KeberMaknaan 5 лет назад

    preach it Bill!

  • @tureadumonceau1897
    @tureadumonceau1897 5 лет назад +55

    Omg, virtual Woodstock of the mentally impaired, lmao!

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 5 лет назад +1

      @Mordaci Stewart Nobody is forcing you to be here if you don't like it.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 5 лет назад +1

      @Mordaci Stewart You really think I'm that simplistic, do you? You have no idea why *I'm* here. Don't presume to know me or anything about me, bud. Maybe living in smug, presumptuous superiority constitutes _your_ personal bubble.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 5 лет назад

      @Mordaci Stewart Sorry, I haven't had enough sleep and I'm trying to quit smoking - bad combination. You seem pretty cool actually. Peace :)

  • @josephparker646
    @josephparker646 5 лет назад +11

    Evangelicals mixed up Cyrus with Nebuchadnezzar.

    • @Zorobbabel
      @Zorobbabel 5 лет назад

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 5 лет назад

      Do you mean when he went mad or that he thought anything he did was justified by the results?

  • @yvonneleonard3103
    @yvonneleonard3103 2 года назад

    I love you your thinking your wording your strategy .
    True in all you say
    Keeps me on the floor legs in air holding stomach lmao
    Hilarious Truth
    Keep it coming Bill !!!!!!

  • @erdemmemisyazici3950
    @erdemmemisyazici3950 5 лет назад +32

    I think I can speak for God in saying he had nothing to do with this disaster.

    • @kellihansen6446
      @kellihansen6446 5 лет назад

      King James Bible
      I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
      No Jesus knew this was going to happen and had the kindness to tell us about it before hand, in his own words....so No, this is Not His working, but He saw this unfolding, A Long Time Ago.

    • @headrat1
      @headrat1 5 лет назад

      He's a man with a plan got a counterfeit dollar in his hand he's mister know it all!

  • @LordNanfoodle
    @LordNanfoodle 5 лет назад +22

    Is it just me, or is Glenn Beck looking more and more like Colonel Sanders?

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 5 лет назад +2

      He's cos-playing to Trump's love of KFC

    • @generationofswine-ge5rw
      @generationofswine-ge5rw 5 лет назад +2

      I guess he's hoping Trump will think he is the colonel and give him a high position in government.

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 4 года назад +1

    Isn't it odd that there is no reference to the original broadcast date of this show? Isn't that kind of basic?

  • @slobert
    @slobert 5 лет назад +34

    So...has anyone told these people what country King Cyrus came from?

    • @rosamariamendoza1466
      @rosamariamendoza1466 5 лет назад

      Let's wait for that !!!😊😃😃😃

    • @leanneblake4248
      @leanneblake4248 5 лет назад +4

      Persia Was IRAN.

    • @ddll6709
      @ddll6709 5 лет назад +5

      I highly doubt these idiots know Persia is modern day Iran. They probably think it is somewhere in Germany

    • @sunworship5080
      @sunworship5080 5 лет назад

      They don't care and don't want to know because it doesn't fit their narrative.

    • @sunworship5080
      @sunworship5080 5 лет назад

      Wait until somebody explains Cyrus to Trump..lol ..What Iranian ?

  • @Docmanman
    @Docmanman 5 лет назад +6

    All the other speakers are indicted or under indictment!! I guess they had to get someone.

  • @The_Cali_Dude_88
    @The_Cali_Dude_88 5 лет назад

    well done!

  • @MyMomo17
    @MyMomo17 5 лет назад +6

    Now I will not buy a my pillow