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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @monsterluv101
    @monsterluv101 3 года назад +49487

    The reason why Dorsia wasn't shown in the movie was because the production team couldn't get a reservation to film in there

    • @batmenbeyont7775
      @batmenbeyont7775 3 года назад +54

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence Are you stupid?

    • @Expanses02
      @Expanses02 3 года назад +432

      @@batmenbeyont7775 Probably an understatement.

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 3 года назад +139

      @@batmenbeyont7775 i mean he has an aleister crowley profile pic... so maybe

    • @vineetn6059
      @vineetn6059 3 года назад +79

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence you do know that the term "dorsia" in this movie is not a real woman but rather it is a restraunt.

    • @vineetn6059
      @vineetn6059 3 года назад +22

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence dorsia is a restraunt, simply saying

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 6 лет назад +42809

    Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film.

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 6 лет назад +1079

      Kenny Bania you’re right and I find myself considering it is the source of all of Patrick’s madness.

    • @Jp19981
      @Jp19981 6 лет назад +49

      Kenny Bania True that XD

    • @Slechy_Lesh
      @Slechy_Lesh 6 лет назад +17

      l3054 ruclips.net/video/MxOScWMZdwI/видео.html

    • @Tylerpierre99
      @Tylerpierre99 6 лет назад +435

      Kenny Bania I'm beginning to believe you on that. It's insidious and is almost like the driving oppressive narrative of the entire movie. Bateman isn't going mad....it's Dorsia having this poisonous effect on everyone on the movie.

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 6 лет назад +79

      Kenny Bania
      So why people are so triggered just by hearing someone says I got reservation at Dorsia.
      It doesn't make any sense

  • @pathos7527
    @pathos7527 3 года назад +18533

    The real reason Bale played Bruce Wayne later is he wanted to know what it was like to be a character who can get a reservation at Dorsia

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 3 года назад +157

      Damn you. You stole my idea for a comment lol

    • @bugaloo67
      @bugaloo67 3 года назад +295

      Only if he bought the restaurant

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 3 года назад +260

      Ok what if dorsia was the restaurant that Bruce bought in the dark knight

    • @TheSolitaryEye
      @TheSolitaryEye 3 года назад +139

      They ought to give me a reservation. I own the place.

    • @strat458796
      @strat458796 3 года назад +121

      “It shouldn’t be a problem, I own the place.”

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky 3 года назад +16192

    He could have pretended to call anyone but he straight up called Dorsia

    • @nosleep637
      @nosleep637 3 года назад +1294

      because what if it wasnt book, maybe he thought he was lucky

    • @no-rq7fp
      @no-rq7fp 3 года назад +1109

      Love the fact that he just happens to know Dorsia's number

    • @TuTosRARE
      @TuTosRARE 3 года назад +309

      @@no-rq7fp why wouldn't he

    • @Phenriir
      @Phenriir 3 года назад +279

      @@no-rq7fp He literally called Dorsia minutes before

    • @cananary
      @cananary 3 года назад +370

      2 at 9? Great thanks see ya then

  • @CursedKuren
    @CursedKuren 3 года назад +11153

    I bet Dorsia is the kind of place that has 50 tables but only ever occupies 20 at a time.

    • @steelcitysteve8794
      @steelcitysteve8794 3 года назад +445

      Like walmart with their lanes but they're even more exclusive just 2 of 50.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 года назад +97

      Well it's COVID.... So they need to social distance.

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 3 года назад +115

      @UCjiD9YEZeh82NSxyY_gP84A Fuck you, fuck covid. Why don't you marry her since you like to bring her up all the time?

    • @nateiwakura1075
      @nateiwakura1075 3 года назад +299

      it's probably like that restaurant from Archer where they have a secret phone number for people the owner deemed acceptable to actually go there

    • @justinw.2168
      @justinw.2168 2 года назад +34

      @@pumpkin6429 What's wrong, did Covid cheat with your wife?

  • @Koldfusion234
    @Koldfusion234 6 лет назад +16871

    “Nobody goes there anymore” lmao underrated line

    • @Eghyaggihn
      @Eghyaggihn 5 лет назад +94

      Whats special with that line, explain please

    • @BTBAM819
      @BTBAM819 5 лет назад +607

      Right?? It's nice. I love how Bale delivered such a simple line with such indifference. Perfect.

    • @fliguman
      @fliguman 5 лет назад +816

      @@Eghyaggihn I love this line because I interpret it as Bateman trying really hard to be indifferent about Dorsia, which the restaurant itself is in a way the embodiment of his feeling of dissociation from his peers

    • @juanbigo1
      @juanbigo1 5 лет назад +836

      feel nothing its special because throughout the film Dorsia is such a sought after restaurant but when Paul Allen says he can get them in, Bateman doesnt want him to feel good about it and whats to bring him down so he says that to make Paul allen feel like its nothing special

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 5 лет назад

      Juan Prada lol

  • @garrytalaroc
    @garrytalaroc 4 года назад +7434

    Dorsia still picking up phone calls when they're fully booked forever.

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite 3 года назад +1164

      They are only picking up calls to laugh at the plebs.

    • @shnpio
      @shnpio 3 года назад +240

      They have the fake line and the real line

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 3 года назад +265

      Well yeah. It's their phone--why tf would they stop answering the phone?
      What if someone cancels a reservation?

    • @sergeant_chris6209
      @sergeant_chris6209 3 года назад +34

      Lmao someone might be calling for any other day

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад +399

      @@JD_tcb Cancelling a reservation at Dorsia? Unheard of.

  • @wwld9823
    @wwld9823 3 года назад +13889

    Let's see Paul Allen's Dorsia reservation.

    • @aryankaushik93
      @aryankaushik93 3 года назад +660

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 3 года назад +220

      @@aryankaushik93 Is that Ivana Trump?

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +208

      Great sea urchin ceviche

    • @aryankaushik93
      @aryankaushik93 3 года назад +93

      @@IveGotToast jeez patrick i mean marcus what were you thinking

    • @Am2727burra
      @Am2727burra 3 года назад +30

      Impressive

  • @Joao-pe8ur
    @Joao-pe8ur 5 лет назад +16759

    When you realize the real Dorsia were the friends you made along the way.

  • @DelToro7
    @DelToro7 4 года назад +4299

    Dorsia was the bane of his existence before Bane was the bane of his existence.

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 года назад +13

      @Casey McFadden I didn't see Texarkana till I was already a man, but then it was blinding

    • @uzairahmed4197
      @uzairahmed4197 3 года назад +59

      You merely adopted dorsia

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 года назад +54

      "why does he wear the mask?"
      "BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN."
      "what's the next step in your master plan?"
      "listening to huey lewis and the news - WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

    • @wallwrittR
      @wallwrittR 2 года назад +5

      @@scottmatheson3346 god tier comment 😂 😂

    • @manopike
      @manopike 2 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha. Well done. Hahaha.

  • @BLTKellys
    @BLTKellys 5 лет назад +10296

    I love that "whoosh" sound every time someone hands out a business card... so hilarious.

    • @SD_702
      @SD_702 4 года назад +242

      Very Tarantino in that scene

    • @ScreaminEmu
      @ScreaminEmu 3 года назад +50

      Best part of the movie 😂

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 3 года назад +127

      @@ScreaminEmu Poor Patrick. His business card got totally upstaged. It was like that scene in Amadeus where Salieri seemingly spent like weeks perfecting his march for the emperor and then in just one minute Mozart completely changed it and made it infinitely better and he did it without even thinking about it.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 года назад +13

      r/whooosh!

    • @kdot999
      @kdot999 3 года назад +27

      1:01

  • @crazyclown641
    @crazyclown641 8 лет назад +9490

    I love the "nobody goes there anymore" line... come on Patrick LOL.

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 4 года назад +38

      I go there

    • @itbelikethat-
      @itbelikethat- 4 года назад +5

      Άγγελος Γατζιάς exactly

    • @deafmusician2
      @deafmusician2 3 года назад +1

      So let's go to the Crab Lubber

    • @logangantner3863
      @logangantner3863 3 года назад +3

      Cue Lucille Bluth: "Oh, who's going to believe THAT?"

    • @TheHaakii
      @TheHaakii 3 года назад +5

      @@I_worship_AxxL How'd u get a reservation at DORSIA i dont believe it

  • @zico82495
    @zico82495 6 лет назад +6129

    we should have gone to mcdonalds i could have gotten us a table there

    • @hollowedknight501
      @hollowedknight501 6 лет назад +526

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @patrickbateman93
      @patrickbateman93 5 лет назад +91

      @@hollowedknight501 (looks around) lol

    • @lehnrik
      @lehnrik 4 года назад +22

      Well, dependent on when you go there that's not always that easy...

    • @zico82495
      @zico82495 4 года назад +4

      @@hollowedknight501 😂😂👌🏼

    • @smackdashitoutchu7755
      @smackdashitoutchu7755 4 года назад +37

      Getting a table despite quarantine? Youre a god amongst men.

  • @Im_AFK_Btw
    @Im_AFK_Btw 2 года назад +3813

    "I'd like to book a table for two at Dorsia"
    "It's not possible"
    "Why isn't it possible?"
    "It's just not"
    "Why not you stupid bastard?"

    • @HyperbolicMind
      @HyperbolicMind 2 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bethanalpha
      @bethanalpha 2 года назад +199

      Because Paul Allen booked all the tables...just ten days ago.

    • @taoisttiger4702
      @taoisttiger4702 2 года назад +32

      Because Patrick, Dorsia is in london you cant just GO there for dinner!

    • @Henry-yf2np
      @Henry-yf2np 2 года назад +23

      @@bethanalpha No he …. Didn’t…

    • @fredlabosch5164
      @fredlabosch5164 2 года назад +1

      Great, just really great.

  • @chaoticgoodcreations947
    @chaoticgoodcreations947 2 года назад +5718

    I still like to think that that waiter never laughed at Patrick, and simply explained to him the basics like "Sorry sir were full, would you like to reschedule?" but Bateman is so insane that he considers a simple polite rejection like a mockery.

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 2 года назад +88

      @@hugejackedman7423
      I hope you realize that even just joking, that’s the kind of shit that lands you on an FBI watchlist

    • @Peperosinnombre
      @Peperosinnombre 2 года назад +262

      Well if someone ask you in a serious and polite mood a reservation at your restaurant while a porn Movie sound is rolling behind, I would ve laughter too

    • @grunge-616
      @grunge-616 2 года назад +8

      @@aaronstark5060 idc

    • @oscarsalesgirl296
      @oscarsalesgirl296 2 года назад +5

      Yeah thats the point dmmy

    • @Popicile
      @Popicile 2 года назад

      well of course fucking of course

  • @nodinitiative
    @nodinitiative 6 лет назад +6139

    0:31, I wish that I had a business that was so successful that I could lol at potential customers.

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 6 лет назад +266

      Right? 😂😂😂😂

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 5 лет назад +650

      Just charge 40 dollars for a salad and everybody is gonna think your restaurant is super exclusive. Not even kidding in the book they pay about 400 - 500 dollars every time they meet for dinner and are even surprised that the bill is so low.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 5 лет назад +124

      Get into the defense industry.

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 5 лет назад +75

      Dfg Sdfg it’s a Statement. You think a Hot Dog Stand gets exclusive because it’s expensive? You have to build an image from literal scrap

    • @imyourmaster77
      @imyourmaster77 5 лет назад +419

      The laughter was probably Batemans imagination, he couldn't deal with being told no, so in his mind it seemed just as shameful as having them laugh at him.

  • @Snarkythecat
    @Snarkythecat 6 лет назад +3632

    1:48
    *"Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia."*

    • @azy7trillion886
      @azy7trillion886 5 лет назад +118

      Snarky, the Cat “Dorsia?” FUCK

    • @izainmartinez8359
      @izainmartinez8359 5 лет назад +167

      He was probably thinking that lol

    • @NyaraiEverstar
      @NyaraiEverstar 5 лет назад +91

      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @ytfanman5076
      @ytfanman5076 4 года назад +51

      Snarky, the Cat 1:57 *Triggered*

    • @wudupdunn
      @wudupdunn 4 года назад +65

      haha, you could literally see him getting more and more aggravated every time 'dorsia' came up

  • @danialhakem9203
    @danialhakem9203 7 лет назад +12300

    I'm thinkin Burger King

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +805

      DanTheMan WithAPlan Burger King? Friday? How’d you swing that one?

    • @ceesduck2933
      @ceesduck2933 6 лет назад +795

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @walexander8378
      @walexander8378 6 лет назад +41

      Im thinking Roxbury

    • @ceesduck2933
      @ceesduck2933 6 лет назад +124

      Nor Priest A tanned bed at home? Since when did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

    • @theeverchosen1504
      @theeverchosen1504 6 лет назад +26

      I ain't tha 1

  • @HieronymousLex
    @HieronymousLex 3 года назад +4553

    I’ve literally eaten at Dorsia. In Milwaukee, a guy opened a posh Italian restaurant and named it Dorsia after this film. Great brunch. Bacon, donuts, and mimosas

    • @willywanker1906
      @willywanker1906 3 года назад +1254

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 года назад +350

      @@willywanker1906 is that Ivana Trump?

    • @fadetogrey4620
      @fadetogrey4620 3 года назад +333

      Impressive, very nice.

    • @kaputtnik5737
      @kaputtnik5737 2 года назад +279

      Dorsia at Friday night, how'd you swing that? I heard they have great sea urchin cerviche.

    • @maskimgalgo2046
      @maskimgalgo2046 2 года назад +11

      Dorsia huh ? I would swing for that

  • @copperheadchris2807
    @copperheadchris2807 2 года назад +550

    This movie would have been 20 minutes long if dorsia had more tables.

    • @GGGONEXT67
      @GGGONEXT67 2 года назад +18

      I could have gotten us a table

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Год назад +4

      Nah, those 20 tables would all be booked as well.

    • @awFOQ
      @awFOQ 5 месяцев назад

      😲🪓☠️

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 2 месяца назад +3

      @@GGGONEXT67
      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @Myname-l3h
      @Myname-l3h 2 месяца назад +1

      @@goroakechi6126heh😂, that’s a great tan Marcus. Where did you get that?😅

  • @OlJimbo
    @OlJimbo 6 лет назад +6288

    You never do get to see dorsia. Triggered.

    • @skierskater1000
      @skierskater1000 6 лет назад +865

      Probably looks like any other posh restaurant in New York. The point is that people go there only because it's exclusive and a status symbol to get in.

    • @leftyfourguns
      @leftyfourguns 6 лет назад +732

      How do you expect to see Dorsia without a res?

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 6 лет назад +34

      phatmemes Why have I never realized that?

    • @gertrudemcfuzz74
      @gertrudemcfuzz74 6 лет назад +125

      Oh my god! I’ll bet the place settings even have watermarks!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 лет назад +54

      Some eldritch horror space where to simply gaze upon it is to go mad.

  • @bobbyrickson
    @bobbyrickson 6 лет назад +3675

    “I see they’ve omitted the pork loin with lime jello”
    For some reason I love that line.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 5 лет назад +128

      pork and jello? seems like a strange combo unless I'm just a peasant.

    • @jaredcafferty7682
      @jaredcafferty7682 5 лет назад +148

      @@Snarkythecat Many people eat meat with jello or some type of fruit preserve. Especially in Eastern Europe.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 5 лет назад +7

      Jared Cafferty hmm. I gotta try that.

    • @jaredcafferty7682
      @jaredcafferty7682 5 лет назад +10

      @@Snarkythecat I would imagine it's pretty good. Honestly, never tried it myself. I should give it a go too.

    • @hazeeeeeeeeel
      @hazeeeeeeeeel 5 лет назад +10

      Snarky, the Cat pork is eaten with apple sauce in the uk so its not all that odd

  • @Ton369
    @Ton369 7 лет назад +7744

    This Dorsia place must be almost as good as Chuck E Cheese

    • @obscure4847
      @obscure4847 6 лет назад +210

      Almost

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 6 лет назад +44

      Is chuck e cheese a real place? Is the food there that good?

    • @bob8144
      @bob8144 6 лет назад +183

      But Dorsia doesn't have animatronics, so it loses out.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 лет назад +9

      @@tommyblade8093 Are you serious?

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 5 лет назад +3

      @@GangstaStan010 yes

  • @jrson5000
    @jrson5000 2 года назад +511

    There’s a scene in the book where the girl Patrick is out at dinner with says she has a boyfriend which upsets Patrick. When he asks what he does for a living she says he’s the head chef at some restaurant. Patrick scoffs and asks which one. She replies Dorsia and in that moment Patrick has a mental out of body experience of rage and jealousy that is absolutely hilarious.

    • @ihuh1000
      @ihuh1000 2 года назад +49

      God i wish they put that in the movie

    • @GothicSnowLeopard
      @GothicSnowLeopard 2 года назад +11

      What should have been the real American Psycho 2

    • @raphkatchdrums
      @raphkatchdrums 2 года назад +48

      It's his ex girlfriend, and the way he murders her is beyond brutal. The movie is straight up PG-13 compared to the book, I had to put it down after he had his way with her in the book.

    • @neinne6693
      @neinne6693 Год назад +3

      I guess i now need to read the Book.

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 Год назад +18

      Also Patrick does go to Dorsia in the book but he hates it there because his brother got the reservation (who he hates) since he knows the maitra D

  • @adamkentisaac
    @adamkentisaac 3 года назад +893

    Dorsia is one of the great unseen presences in the history of film, kind of like "Mitch and Murray" in Glengarry Glen Ross - constantly name-dropped by the characters, its near-unattainable reservations a perpetual source of conflict and posturing, the restaurant exists in an almost mythical realm and is never actually seen on the screen. Top comment on this video nailed it: "Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film."

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 6 лет назад +9006

    That laugh at the end of the line from the Dorsia employee is probably the one time the movie enters the realm of pure comedy/fantasy but it’s so perfect

    • @tabitha8232
      @tabitha8232 6 лет назад +853

      especially since i think i can hear the phone click for hang up but the laughter is still echoing (presumably in Bateman's mind)

    • @TheGrudge1
      @TheGrudge1 6 лет назад +257

      How is that guy even alive is what I'm thinking

    • @TheViktorPutin
      @TheViktorPutin 6 лет назад +808

      honestly the laugh felt horrifying. i think the fact that he clicks it shut yet still hears the laughing is a sign of his madness.

    • @dudeurfugly5653
      @dudeurfugly5653 6 лет назад +18

      TheViktorPutin totally agree with you

    • @jonasfischer9510
      @jonasfischer9510 6 лет назад +74

      I dont think it's in his mind, what we hear is what Bateman heard during the phone call, and the actual visual happening is just a little "fixed".

  • @VanielDeeform
    @VanielDeeform 6 лет назад +6428

    “Uh you didn’t give your name” 👩🏼
    “...They know me there.” 😎

  • @SuperOldShows
    @SuperOldShows 6 лет назад +8900

    Let's see Paul Allen's card

    • @lilwaffles714
      @lilwaffles714 6 лет назад +259

      SuperOldShows I hear it has a watermark

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +327

      Look at that subtle off white coloring...the sheer thickness of it...

    • @jrod6813
      @jrod6813 6 лет назад +206

      Is something wrong?...you're sweating....

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +201

      J ROD Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.

    • @porkrinds6465
      @porkrinds6465 6 лет назад +116

      I can’t believe that Bryce prefers SuperOldShows card to mine

  • @ambersmurthwaite9405
    @ambersmurthwaite9405 4 года назад +222

    Dorsia is just a metaphor for social acceptance

    • @cagdashy8959
      @cagdashy8959 Год назад +34

      Dorsia is a mataphor for luxury, impossible to book restaurants those are named dorsia

    • @boatswain48
      @boatswain48 Год назад +3

      @@cagdashy8959 it is, they just don't want to reschedule because it hurts their ego, better never than not on their conditions. Very few like Paul are able to book it whenever they want.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@cagdashy8959... which is a form social acceptance/capital. The entire point of American Psycho is to highlight the alienation of the self and loss of indentity in a fast, vain, superficial society. You can swap capitalist yuppie culture for pretty much anything else that gives you a parallel form of perceived social wealth.

  • @LlamitaFiel
    @LlamitaFiel 4 года назад +893

    Fun fact! Patrick actually did manage to get into dorsia in the book!

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 года назад +260

      And he has a horrible time there lol

    • @maxwellkunkle9932
      @maxwellkunkle9932 3 года назад +17

      @@tubeguy4066 rock and roll

    • @user20188
      @user20188 2 года назад +119

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @cameron3933
      @cameron3933 2 года назад +49

      that hilarious and original moment when your college druggie brother gets a reservation for the two of you at dorsia

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 2 года назад +3

      As I remember twice

  • @samcad-ho3ze
    @samcad-ho3ze 5 лет назад +4594

    It’s such a masterpiece.,I’m so glad it didn’t end up Stone/Dicaprio. Bale is too perfect in this.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 лет назад +273

      I wouldn't mind Leo but yeah Christian is the bomb in this

    • @houseofballoons4788
      @houseofballoons4788 5 лет назад +75

      Wallace Thompson Leonardo could never pull off this role.

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 4 года назад +315

      @@houseofballoons4788 he could pull it off and it would still be a good movie but bale was just made for the role

    • @googleinc6033
      @googleinc6033 4 года назад +40

      Leo would have pulled it off so well too

    • @DJAD_Kaan
      @DJAD_Kaan 4 года назад +207

      Leo didn't have a 80s yuppie face, you couldn't see him as a Harvard biz graduate wall street shark. He was an innocent looking hot young guy with blond hair and green eyes. Bale on the other hand, could look like a psychopath just in general. Let's not forget, later in their characters bale continued to be able to act in dark characters while Leo has been playing either a smiling or a struggling/underdog character. Him playing a bad guy was only possible in a Tarantino world and even then he had to change his acting several times to finally accepting the evilness of a slave master plantation owner. Bale beats his wife, he can play a psychopath, he has slight capability :P

  • @cashway0420
    @cashway0420 9 лет назад +930

    The shit I'd do for a res at Dorsia

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 3 года назад +20

      That’s a chick’s restaurant
      😂😂😂

    • @MrWeirdoh
      @MrWeirdoh 3 года назад +41

      Just give the maitre'd some head... Paul Allens head

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 года назад +13

      Great sea urchin ceviche

    • @lvt4003
      @lvt4003 3 года назад +10

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @-mathijs
      @-mathijs 3 года назад

      Lmao you made my day

  • @drfunk1986
    @drfunk1986 5 лет назад +3114

    "Really? That's great!"
    "n-No I said we are totally booked."
    "2 at nine? Perfect! See ya then!"

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 5 лет назад +66

      Where Jean wants to go!

    • @logancox6548
      @logancox6548 5 лет назад +269

      "You didn't leave a name..."
      "... They know me there."

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 5 лет назад +38

      I'm actually tempted to use a VoIP to troll the high class restaurants in my city in this way... ;)

    • @juaneer
      @juaneer 5 лет назад +1

      @Seth Wellington he offered her sorbet

    • @oceanmachine1906
      @oceanmachine1906 4 года назад +3

      @@jonathantan2469 lol that'd make some hilarious videos

  • @maximusdecimusmeridius2900
    @maximusdecimusmeridius2900 4 года назад +97

    The little laugh when he says " Great, see you then" cracks me up

  • @ABACUStoPC
    @ABACUStoPC 4 года назад +34

    when Paul Alan said the word "Dorsia", everybody in that room literally stopped moving

  • @amandaleake3904
    @amandaleake3904 7 лет назад +1871

    Anyone else wish they got to see Dorsia and all its glory?

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. 6 лет назад +685

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 6 лет назад +185

      The point of the movie is not to see it, Dorsia is more than a restaurant in the movie. (To my understanding anyway)

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 6 лет назад +20

      @@johngovea44 check the gloryhole at the truck stop on I-85. She has 8:30 res's there every Friday

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 5 лет назад +91

      It probably wouldn't have looked much different from any of the other places shown in the movie. You bought into the hype!

    • @julianjdogg
      @julianjdogg 5 лет назад +99

      He goes to Dorsia in the book with Jean. Because he can't get a table, he impersonates a name he saw on the reservation book and cons the Maitre'd. The rest of the scene is fucking hilarious, but I won't spoil it for you and everyone else by telling it here.

  • @bustdetector1738
    @bustdetector1738 5 лет назад +696

    Batman calls to get a reservation and gets the Joker on the other line.

    • @hari04364
      @hari04364 5 лет назад +7

      XD underrated comment

    • @DontTakeCrack
      @DontTakeCrack 3 года назад +3

      *Joker approves of this comment and responds*

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 года назад +6

      In this movie he in fact interacts with 3 Jokers
      -one from Suicide Squad
      -one running Dorsia heard in this vid
      -one we never got to see in action

  • @TNT011gaming
    @TNT011gaming 5 лет назад +275

    “We shoulda gone to dorsia, I could have gotten us in there” “nobody goes there anymore” 😂😂 one of the best interactions in this film

  • @Shaderaygun
    @Shaderaygun 2 года назад +87

    One of the only bad things about this movie is they omitted one of the funniest Dorsia moments from the book. Bateman finds out an ex-girlfriend he's totally convinced still wants to have sex with him is dating the head chef and co-owner of Dorsia and he has an existential breakdown.

  • @TalkingTapatios
    @TalkingTapatios 3 года назад +107

    I like that we never get to see Dorsia, we just imagine what a great restaurant it must be. 😂

    • @aryankaushik93
      @aryankaushik93 3 года назад +37

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @angelicas5858
      @angelicas5858 3 года назад +26

      I highly doubt that restaurant would be stand out. That was the point of this film. They all competed over things with almost no difference (business cards) that were only so great not bc of quality but exclusivity.

  • @luckyjosh7
    @luckyjosh7 5 лет назад +401

    Dorsia is the key to all this. We have to make sure we can get this to work. Because it's a funnier restaurant than we've ever had.

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 5 лет назад +2

      Well...

    • @jaydaw430
      @jaydaw430 5 лет назад +21

      The sea urchin cerviche took 12 years to make

    • @mishasubin
      @mishasubin 5 лет назад +14

      It's like poetry

    • @AlfredoPuente8
      @AlfredoPuente8 4 года назад +7

      George Bateman

    • @4477superman
      @4477superman 3 года назад +9

      Let’s see Harry Plinkett’s card

  • @temporalwake157
    @temporalwake157 6 лет назад +496

    Some say he's still trying to get a table for two at Dorsia.

    • @dirkdiggler212
      @dirkdiggler212 4 года назад +1

      @Johnny Cage Don't you have a wife and daughter to attend to now Johnny?

  • @newgame897
    @newgame897 9 лет назад +2644

    Who wants to go to Dorsia?

    • @thatweirdgreenparrot7715
      @thatweirdgreenparrot7715 9 лет назад +117

      newgame897 Yeah this morning, while I was watching some porn, I'll try make reservation for tonight, but they laugh at me...

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 9 лет назад +6

      +Patrick Bateman Not me.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 9 лет назад +147

      Kiano Uy
      No one goes there anymore.

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 9 лет назад +40

      +Patrick Bateman Everybody goes to Texarkana now.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 9 лет назад +35

      Kiano Uy
      The mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there.

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 4 года назад +38

    This movie is legendary. You got Bale's amazing performance, great directing, great acting and of course the M E M E S

  • @stillcovalent
    @stillcovalent 2 года назад +47

    Legend has it Dorsia was still fully booked during the pandemic lockdown

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE 5 лет назад +490

    In the book, Patrick actually does get to go to Dorsia, but it’s with his brother, haha!
    “Great sea urchin ceviche.”

    • @saulgoodman4516
      @saulgoodman4516 4 года назад +21

      He actually gets into Dorsia with Jane too

    • @xenophon8958
      @xenophon8958 4 года назад +14

      Saul Goodman and is promptly removed.

    • @mautesius
      @mautesius 3 года назад +1

      @@arturobandini4078 how

    • @H0kram
      @H0kram 3 года назад +5

      @@arturobandini4078 Sounds like Patrick had someone to learn from.

    • @Idekwtph
      @Idekwtph 3 года назад +1

      Which chapter was this one again? I haven’t read it in a while

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 10 лет назад +3178

    "We should've gone to Dorsia, I could've gotten us a table!"
    "Nobody goes there anymore..."
    (checks to see if anyone's listening)
    Hilarious.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 лет назад +99

      Shit, I never thought that. I assumed he was just looking around.

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 9 лет назад +122

      Notice they're both Oscar winners

    • @joel8583
      @joel8583 9 лет назад +3

      +Anastasia Knight Funny how life works, eh?

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 9 лет назад +57

      +Joe L Batman finally killed the Joker

    • @marvinrodriguez9011
      @marvinrodriguez9011 8 лет назад +2

      Taylor Knight yes he did lol

  • @uphillracer
    @uphillracer 5 лет назад +1268

    The reaction of the dorsia phone guy is proof enough that this story is strictly from his subjective .. it was so ahead of its time

    • @farrellrose4230
      @farrellrose4230 5 лет назад +124

      I don't know if I'd qualify that as proof it's in his head. The entire movie is filled with absurd behavior. It's an exaggeration of the time period.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 5 лет назад +26

      Ahead of its time ? Which kind of receptionist act like him nowadays ? It was more likely relevant for his time but not today. Receptionist are more professional now.

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 5 лет назад +95

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf ah ha Ha HA HA HA -AH HAHAHAH AHA HA

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 5 лет назад +66

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf Read the comment again.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 5 лет назад +33

      @@NavidIsANoob
      I read and got triggered so fast I missed the line " his subjective" and totally misunderstood his point. Fuck me la. I am stupid.

  • @ciapaty1995
    @ciapaty1995 3 года назад +18

    It's been mentioned so many times in this movie, I feel nostalgic thinking of Dorsia despite never being there or even seeing it. Ah... Dorsia.

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 4 года назад +20

    Lol I love it when Patrick calls them with the sunglasses on and the guy on the phone is getting frustrated on telling him no they don’t have a table when Patrick is saying “ok see you there.”

  • @Sengg0
    @Sengg0 6 лет назад +209

    1:10 I love how McDermott, Bryce and Van Patten freeze when Paul says he has res at Dorsia

    • @mmooraj
      @mmooraj 5 лет назад +24

      I love McDermott he was a badass

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 года назад +34

      @@mmooraj Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

    • @fawazmashdee7605
      @fawazmashdee7605 3 года назад +12

      Is that a gram

    • @fdsjlaf
      @fdsjlaf 3 года назад +5

      It's like they're a bunch kids still stuck in their tweens

    • @themanwithnothingtolose
      @themanwithnothingtolose 2 года назад +2

      Even the guys in the back

  • @samburnscomposer
    @samburnscomposer 6 лет назад +680

    I’m thinking Wetherspoons

    • @alecmackayblake6380
      @alecmackayblake6380 5 лет назад +80

      Sam Burns spoons on a Friday night?
      How’d he swing that?

    • @al56890
      @al56890 5 лет назад +1

      @@alecmackayblake6380 echo squash

    • @alecmackayblake6380
      @alecmackayblake6380 5 лет назад +6

      Frankie Vids no can dooooo

    • @SmokeyBCN
      @SmokeyBCN 5 лет назад +26

      @@alecmackayblake6380 8 30 res at spoons. Gourmet chicken burger with chips and a doom bar. Nice.

    • @danobrien4890
      @danobrien4890 5 лет назад +1

      Is there a spoons in America

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 5 лет назад +322

    _"Two at 9? Perfect! See you then."_

    • @krustin
      @krustin 5 лет назад +24

      @ they know me

  • @amelsfr
    @amelsfr 3 года назад +17

    Bateman became Batman and bought the Dorsia... now he can move tables around and swim in the fountain

  • @FabienTeulieres93
    @FabienTeulieres93 2 года назад +24

    I wish the film included the scene in the book where it is revealed that Patrick’s younger brother Sean actually is a VIP patron at Dorsia, much to the annoyance of our favorite yuppie psycho killer 😂

  • @Baz87100
    @Baz87100 5 лет назад +108

    "Dorsia on a Friday night, how'd he swing that?"
    "I think he's lying.."

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 6 лет назад +158

    Oh god the laughing in response to a reservation request is just the funniest thing ever

  • @godspeedelijah
    @godspeedelijah 5 лет назад +259

    Dorsia must have been lit. Like the more times I see this movie, the less I care about what's actually going on and the more I want to see what Dorsia is like. Paul Allen had the whole room shook up when they found out that he scored a reservation on Friday. Just name dropping the place will get a bitch up out of bed.

    • @ninoextendo9680
      @ninoextendo9680 4 года назад +57

      That’s the whole point. It’s one of those places people just go to to say they’ve been there. All image.

    • @doctorcatnip2551
      @doctorcatnip2551 3 года назад +46

      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @attila_the_hunk9685
      @attila_the_hunk9685 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ntbored7727
      @ntbored7727 Год назад +1

      @@ninoextendo9680 but they have great sea urchin ceviche tf you mean ??

  • @josephstalin2829
    @josephstalin2829 3 года назад +12

    I love the absolute confidence with which he says “yes dear”, cracks me up every time

  • @Anders010
    @Anders010 4 года назад +11

    Have you ever felt homesick for a place you’ve never been? for a place that may not exist, a place where your heart is full, your body loved and your soul understood? That place is Dorsia.

  • @deadnardo2289
    @deadnardo2289 6 лет назад +106

    For some reason the way Bateman says “see ya then” at the end is extremely unsettling to me, I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that.

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 года назад +23

      You can feel the desperation in his voice

    • @QeepingItReal
      @QeepingItReal 4 года назад +16

      it could be you're watching a great actor who's playing a serial killer

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 3 года назад +6

      "I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that."
      Then why would you make a fucking RUclips comment alluding to it?

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 3 года назад

      @@gastonbell108 lol yup

    • @omg9261
      @omg9261 Год назад

      @@gastonbell108 wow, chill dude, who hurt you?

  • @danielcundiff290
    @danielcundiff290 10 лет назад +656

    Superb movie for dark humor type.

  • @alejandrobonilla3049
    @alejandrobonilla3049 6 лет назад +75

    Dorsia sounds like the littest place on NY to have a hard time getting a reservation

  • @bondfall0072
    @bondfall0072 2 года назад +14

    I actually really liked reading the comments for once, because i never once thought of Dorsia as a metaphor for something everyone wants but can't have.

  • @jaegermann4170
    @jaegermann4170 3 года назад +16

    Production team: “we would like to film a portion of our movie in your restaurant”
    Dorsia staff: “we’re sorry gents. We’re totally booked.”
    Production team: “really? That’s great!”
    Dorsia staff: “no, I said we’re totally booked”
    Production team: “two at nine. Perfect! See ya then!”

  • @mdolinski4926
    @mdolinski4926 5 лет назад +96

    Now imagine this same montage but anytime someone says Dorsia imagine them saying "Arby's"

  • @mjs2000
    @mjs2000 5 лет назад +35

    “I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip To Be Square. 🕺Song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul ! AHHHH !!!”

  • @magetaaaaaa
    @magetaaaaaa 8 лет назад +634

    So he got shot down for Dorsia, took her to another restaurant and lied about it, then lied again during the business card scene about going there? I'm assuming that's why he got so bent out of shape over Allen's reservation, because he himself couldn't get one? Makes a lot more sense now.

    • @ThemeParkChomp
      @ThemeParkChomp 6 лет назад +308

      The Nightmare Well yes, that was the whole point. Throughout the movie ‘Dorsia’ represents some kind of pointless social elite that Bateman covets from others

    • @maximuslee5670
      @maximuslee5670 6 лет назад +123

      Unless Paul was also lying

    • @jmendel1980
      @jmendel1980 6 лет назад +4

      Mind blown!

    • @GravyGame
      @GravyGame 6 лет назад +50

      No. It was the watermark.

    • @tabitha8232
      @tabitha8232 6 лет назад +1

      The Nightmare
      Yeah duh

  • @thecliffracer
    @thecliffracer 4 года назад +13

    This is one of the most quotable movies I've ever watched

  • @tomanderson2319
    @tomanderson2319 3 года назад +8

    This has got to be the most enigmatic restaurant in the history of cinema.

  • @raspberrycouliswithasorrel300
    @raspberrycouliswithasorrel300 8 лет назад +322

    squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth

  • @A1egz
    @A1egz 5 лет назад +18

    - You didn’t give your name?
    - Oh they know me here I own the restaurant.

  • @mikehawk8276
    @mikehawk8276 5 лет назад +28

    Lmao imagine in real life if you called for a res and they just started laughing

  • @MJPamuru20
    @MJPamuru20 3 года назад +46

    Dorsia is the “Holy Grail”, it’s what we’re all reaching for despite our financial situation, rich or poor, we’re all reaching for something ‘more’ that just always seems to be out of our reach….In my opinion, I think the point of dorsia is to say, we already have what we need! We don’t need something that will only give us ‘status’ to outside circles, enjoy our inner circles of friends and family! On your death bed, you won’t think of the wealth you’ve accumulated, instead you’ll think of those you love!

    • @angelangelvr
      @angelangelvr 3 года назад

      thank you so much for this purely and uniquely positive comment! you’re so right. this made my night 💜

    • @Cashmonet315
      @Cashmonet315 2 года назад +6

      But their sea urchin ceviche…

    • @alexxx4434
      @alexxx4434 2 года назад

      Only losers think this who've never been in Dorsia.

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 2 года назад

      I think there are a lot more problems than human pleonexia to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

  • @Ozymandias83
    @Ozymandias83 4 года назад +9

    00:20 a teenaged Leanni Lei and Kimberley Jade in White Angel. You know, if you need to reference it for research

    • @HyperTeddyBear
      @HyperTeddyBear 4 года назад +1

      Was scrolling through the comments section just to see if anyone else picked up on this, and lo and behold...!

  • @wesleyhines4081
    @wesleyhines4081 6 лет назад +236

    Dorsia is the true villain of this film.

    • @johnreeveswilliamson7228
      @johnreeveswilliamson7228 5 лет назад +8

      Wesley Hines exactly what i was thinking to a think a big part of the reason for why Patrick is so angry and hateful is because he can never get a table for Dorsia and all his friends can. 😂

  • @monkeyb1820
    @monkeyb1820 6 лет назад +96

    Patrick was really the bullied victim in this movie.

  • @AnnaLVajda
    @AnnaLVajda 5 лет назад +16

    That laugh response to the reservation request. must have devastated him.

  • @jaybinks871
    @jaybinks871 2 года назад +5

    "I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello." I don't know why, but that is always one of the funniest effing lines to me.

    • @Dragon.7722
      @Dragon.7722 2 года назад +3

      Hilarious. He just puts that out there.

  • @ali56
    @ali56 4 года назад +14

    You don't pick Dorsia. Dorsia picks you.

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ 9 лет назад +360

    Hey Paul!

  • @majorccunliffe4662
    @majorccunliffe4662 6 лет назад +11

    No can do..i got a 8.30 res at Dorsia...one of my all time best Bale movies....Bateman...what a well rounded nice guy...loves his women...likes nice things and great music

  • @ilayvardinon8492
    @ilayvardinon8492 6 лет назад +88

    Dorsia and the reactions it evokes from each of the characters is symbolic of the corrupt society depicted in the book that value prestige over everything. (Lul literature)

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 3 года назад +1

      No shit.

    • @samgomez2064
      @samgomez2064 3 года назад +10

      @@TheAwesome45 nobody comments here anymore

    • @lucasbispodossantos5074
      @lucasbispodossantos5074 3 года назад

      When i go to a restaurant, of it has a waiting line, i imediatly go another, eat well, and come back to laugh at the stupid NPC's that still are waiting for a fucking table.

  • @patrckhh20
    @patrckhh20 3 года назад +28

    In the book he actually goes to Dorsia and there's some descriptions of what and who is inside. But I like how in the movie you never actually see it. Sort of represents how he never really attains the image of perfection that he longs for.

  • @sammyboy8102
    @sammyboy8102 3 года назад +23

    Bateman's little laugh and toothpick flick is underappreciated. It's so perfect.

  • @pezelbuda
    @pezelbuda 10 лет назад +2453

    "dorsia is nice"... - women...

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 6 лет назад +98

      Whaaats the difference! hehehe

    • @neinbruderja7519
      @neinbruderja7519 6 лет назад +17

      ᅚᅚᅚmet one gave you birth and the other one is the opposite sex. Just kidding.

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 6 лет назад +1

      Barryfps nice

    • @philalethes216
      @philalethes216 6 лет назад +69

      There are no girls with good personalities

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 лет назад +44

      if she breath she a thot its science

  • @rosekyle1276
    @rosekyle1276 8 лет назад +150

    Paul Allen made 3 accounts for this video.

  • @tc9660
    @tc9660 5 лет назад +53

    So, this is Dorsia? Looks an awful lot like arby's

  • @jaele2953
    @jaele2953 4 года назад +7

    "We should've gone to Dorsia."
    "Nobodygoesthereanymore"

  • @pedestrian_overkill
    @pedestrian_overkill 4 года назад +15

    This movie so ahead of time even in 2020. The psychological depths of AP are insane.

  • @alexharvey5160
    @alexharvey5160 6 лет назад +70

    Obviously this movie is like 25 years old but hear me out....imagine you don't know what this movie is and you're watching this clip for some reason and then 1:27 comes on and completely catches you off guard

  • @pawneraser9022
    @pawneraser9022 6 лет назад +15

    The shake in his voice at the end was perfect

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 6 лет назад +12

    LOL It's funny how it sounds like the guy on the other end of the phone is having a psychotic break.

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 года назад +9

    Pretty sure his secretary heard the other side of the conversation. She keeps giving him ways to cancel and still save face, but he refuses.

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 4 года назад +3

    This is basically just the entire movie condensed into one video, lol.

  • @robertogarcia1797
    @robertogarcia1797 5 лет назад +40

    0:34 Bruce Wayne trying to make a reservation at dorsia and the joker answered the phone...

  • @Alidwee1
    @Alidwee1 6 лет назад +138

    What a laugh riot

    • @robotube7361
      @robotube7361 6 лет назад

      lets see how many will get your post...

    • @pauljackson2409
      @pauljackson2409 6 лет назад +26

      Oh Africa, Brave Africa

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 6 лет назад +6

      Paul Jackson
      Not a fucking Huey Lewis and the News again!

    • @VivaMessico
      @VivaMessico 5 лет назад +6

      Nor Priest
      No, I like music. It's just they are a little too black sounding for me.

  • @vivace1177
    @vivace1177 2 года назад +6

    I've had a dinner at Dorsia, great sea urchin ceviche.

  • @kenm.4132
    @kenm.4132 2 года назад +4

    “Nobody goes there anymore” was perfectly delivered lmao

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre Год назад +2

    Wow, when it's cut like this it really makes Dorsia an actual character. You could say Dorsia is the true antagonist to Bateman.
    Fantastic work, Mozza. Subscribed.