One of the only bad things about this movie is they omitted one of the funniest Dorsia moments from the book. Bateman finds out an ex-girlfriend he's totally convinced still wants to have sex with him is dating the head chef and co-owner of Dorsia and he has an existential breakdown.
For some reason the way Bateman says “see ya then” at the end is extremely unsettling to me, I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that.
Dorsia must have been lit. Like the more times I see this movie, the less I care about what's actually going on and the more I want to see what Dorsia is like. Paul Allen had the whole room shook up when they found out that he scored a reservation on Friday. Just name dropping the place will get a bitch up out of bed.
I actually really liked reading the comments for once, because i never once thought of Dorsia as a metaphor for something everyone wants but can't have.
Bateman gets rejected by Dorsia, Batman buys Dorsia and goes swimming in it's fountain with his harem filled with models. Nobody cared who Bateman was before he removed the "E" from his name.
James Van Der Beek is awesome as Sean Bateman, Patrick's brother in Rules of Attraction. Not sure if its a prequel exactly, but his scene with Patrick got cut. Shows you how really important the actor is in movies like this.
feel like all of his agression comes from everyone wanting to go to dorsia where he can hardly get a reservation so srart going a little crazy with every saying dorsia
I actually never quite understood if the guy on the phone is laughing hysterically because of his attempt to book or at the fact there are porn noises in the background..
Kenny Bania I'm beginning to believe you on that. It's insidious and is almost like the driving oppressive narrative of the entire movie. Bateman isn't going mad....it's Dorsia having this poisonous effect on everyone on the movie.
@@Eghyaggihn I love this line because I interpret it as Bateman trying really hard to be indifferent about Dorsia, which the restaurant itself is in a way the embodiment of his feeling of dissociation from his peers
feel nothing its special because throughout the film Dorsia is such a sought after restaurant but when Paul Allen says he can get them in, Bateman doesnt want him to feel good about it and whats to bring him down so he says that to make Paul allen feel like its nothing special
"why does he wear the mask?" "BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN." "what's the next step in your master plan?" "listening to huey lewis and the news - WITH NO SURVIVORS!"
@@ScreaminEmu Poor Patrick. His business card got totally upstaged. It was like that scene in Amadeus where Salieri seemingly spent like weeks perfecting his march for the emperor and then in just one minute Mozart completely changed it and made it infinitely better and he did it without even thinking about it.
Just charge 40 dollars for a salad and everybody is gonna think your restaurant is super exclusive. Not even kidding in the book they pay about 400 - 500 dollars every time they meet for dinner and are even surprised that the bill is so low.
The laughter was probably Batemans imagination, he couldn't deal with being told no, so in his mind it seemed just as shameful as having them laugh at him.
I still like to think that that waiter never laughed at Patrick, and simply explained to him the basics like "Sorry sir were full, would you like to reschedule?" but Bateman is so insane that he considers a simple polite rejection like a mockery.
Well if someone ask you in a serious and polite mood a reservation at your restaurant while a porn Movie sound is rolling behind, I would ve laughter too
I’ve literally eaten at Dorsia. In Milwaukee, a guy opened a posh Italian restaurant and named it Dorsia after this film. Great brunch. Bacon, donuts, and mimosas
There’s a scene in the book where the girl Patrick is out at dinner with says she has a boyfriend which upsets Patrick. When he asks what he does for a living she says he’s the head chef at some restaurant. Patrick scoffs and asks which one. She replies Dorsia and in that moment Patrick has a mental out of body experience of rage and jealousy that is absolutely hilarious.
It's his ex girlfriend, and the way he murders her is beyond brutal. The movie is straight up PG-13 compared to the book, I had to put it down after he had his way with her in the book.
Probably looks like any other posh restaurant in New York. The point is that people go there only because it's exclusive and a status symbol to get in.
Dorsia is one of the great unseen presences in the history of film, kind of like "Mitch and Murray" in Glengarry Glen Ross - constantly name-dropped by the characters, its near-unattainable reservations a perpetual source of conflict and posturing, the restaurant exists in an almost mythical realm and is never actually seen on the screen. Top comment on this video nailed it: "Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film."
That laugh at the end of the line from the Dorsia employee is probably the one time the movie enters the realm of pure comedy/fantasy but it’s so perfect
Leo didn't have a 80s yuppie face, you couldn't see him as a Harvard biz graduate wall street shark. He was an innocent looking hot young guy with blond hair and green eyes. Bale on the other hand, could look like a psychopath just in general. Let's not forget, later in their characters bale continued to be able to act in dark characters while Leo has been playing either a smiling or a struggling/underdog character. Him playing a bad guy was only possible in a Tarantino world and even then he had to change his acting several times to finally accepting the evilness of a slave master plantation owner. Bale beats his wife, he can play a psychopath, he has slight capability :P
@@cagdashy8959 it is, they just don't want to reschedule because it hurts their ego, better never than not on their conditions. Very few like Paul are able to book it whenever they want.
@@cagdashy8959... which is a form social acceptance/capital. The entire point of American Psycho is to highlight the alienation of the self and loss of indentity in a fast, vain, superficial society. You can swap capitalist yuppie culture for pretty much anything else that gives you a parallel form of perceived social wealth.
He goes to Dorsia in the book with Jean. Because he can't get a table, he impersonates a name he saw on the reservation book and cons the Maitre'd. The rest of the scene is fucking hilarious, but I won't spoil it for you and everyone else by telling it here.
Ahead of its time ? Which kind of receptionist act like him nowadays ? It was more likely relevant for his time but not today. Receptionist are more professional now.
The reason why Dorsia wasn't shown in the movie was because the production team couldn't get a reservation to film in there
@Real Gangsters Move In Silence Are you stupid?
@@batmenbeyont7775 Probably an understatement.
@@batmenbeyont7775 i mean he has an aleister crowley profile pic... so maybe
@Real Gangsters Move In Silence you do know that the term "dorsia" in this movie is not a real woman but rather it is a restraunt.
@Real Gangsters Move In Silence dorsia is a restraunt, simply saying
One of the only bad things about this movie is they omitted one of the funniest Dorsia moments from the book. Bateman finds out an ex-girlfriend he's totally convinced still wants to have sex with him is dating the head chef and co-owner of Dorsia and he has an existential breakdown.
"We should've gone to Dorsia, I could've gotten us a table!"
"Nobody goes there anymore..."
(checks to see if anyone's listening)
Hilarious.
Shit, I never thought that. I assumed he was just looking around.
Notice they're both Oscar winners
+Anastasia Knight Funny how life works, eh?
+Joe L Batman finally killed the Joker
Taylor Knight yes he did lol
The little laugh when he says " Great, see you then" cracks me up
"dorsia is nice"... - women...
Whaaats the difference! hehehe
ᅚᅚᅚmet one gave you birth and the other one is the opposite sex. Just kidding.
Barryfps nice
There are no girls with good personalities
if she breath she a thot its science
Bateman became Batman and bought the Dorsia... now he can move tables around and swim in the fountain
For some reason the way Bateman says “see ya then” at the end is extremely unsettling to me, I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that.
You can feel the desperation in his voice
it could be you're watching a great actor who's playing a serial killer
"I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that."
Then why would you make a fucking RUclips comment alluding to it?
@@gastonbell108 lol yup
@@gastonbell108 wow, chill dude, who hurt you?
Dorsia must have been lit. Like the more times I see this movie, the less I care about what's actually going on and the more I want to see what Dorsia is like. Paul Allen had the whole room shook up when they found out that he scored a reservation on Friday. Just name dropping the place will get a bitch up out of bed.
That’s the whole point. It’s one of those places people just go to to say they’ve been there. All image.
Nobody goes there anymore.
😂😂😂
@@ninoextendo9680 but they have great sea urchin ceviche tf you mean ??
I actually really liked reading the comments for once, because i never once thought of Dorsia as a metaphor for something everyone wants but can't have.
Bateman gets rejected by Dorsia, Batman buys Dorsia and goes swimming in it's fountain with his harem filled with models. Nobody cared who Bateman was before he removed the "E" from his name.
its funny how much they are obsessed with dorsia
Lmao imagine in real life if you called for a res and they just started laughing
1:56 his soul left his body completely
James Van Der Beek is awesome as Sean Bateman, Patrick's brother in Rules of Attraction. Not sure if its a prequel exactly, but his scene with Patrick got cut. Shows you how really important the actor is in movies like this.
Guy from Starship Troopers not near as good as Bale or Van Der Beek, but the cut scene is on youtube.
Patrick: Can I get a reservation at 9.
Dorsia: No can do !
U can tell he actually likes gene cuz he genuinely tryed to get a table at dorsia. Stunning
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s Dorsia reservation”
The genius of this movie is obsessions like the one with Dorsia taken to their logical end = psychopathy.
Me: "What about Dorsia?"
Bateman: "So you've chosen death"
I always say "lets go to dorsia" when i mean: lets go somewhere EXPENSIVE!!!
The Movie misses out the best part. His crush's boyfriend is co owner of d o r s i a.
Hes making dinner reservations while hes watching a dirty movie lol
I just realised at 1:07 Paul Allen does a dance that Bateman imitates before axing him in his apartment!
feel like all of his agression comes from everyone wanting to go to dorsia where he can hardly get a reservation so srart going a little crazy with every saying dorsia
the raised printing on the business card was an 'evil intention' signal alert
I would make reservations months in advance for every weekend until eternity. Then give them to everyone.
I mean, i’d get mad too if i wanted to book a reservation and the receptionist guy just laughs at my face
I actually never quite understood if the guy on the phone is laughing hysterically because of his attempt to book or at the fact there are porn noises in the background..
Trying to make reservations at Dorsia would make anyone insane.
now let’s see paul allen get a reservation at dorsia
Nobody goes to Dorsia because it’s always packed 👌
Dorsia must have been the Studio 54 of restaurants
If only Bateman had Amex Centurion Card, then all of this could have been avoided.
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's reservation.
I love the way the guy answers the phone
Great pick up line. Works every time
i want Dorsia to FEED ME A STRAY CAT
The real twist in the movie is bateman realizing he can eat at Dorsia, but unlike the assistant, he cant kill it too
Let’s see Paul Allen’s ca.. I mean let’s see Dorsia’s menu.
What if you
Wanted to go to dorsia
But God said
We're totally booked
Not a single scene featured Dorsia, I wanted to see what the hype was about. Not even Paul Allen could take me to Dorsia.
Nobody Goes there Anymore
When Bale was Bruce Wayne he would have just bought Dorsia
Friday reservation at Applebee's? How do you swing that?
If you ever get a reservation at Dorsia, you know you're about to be axed off Bateman's reservation list.
Two at nine? *Perfect* see ya then
You didn't give a name
*they know me*
"Dinner"
"I can't"
"I'm thinking Dorsia"
Girl gets interested.
What happened to I can't? Females lol
1:12 can anyone umderstand what he's saying?
sea urchin cerviche
I love how he dosent give his name in the last clip
Paul Allen and the Dorsia!
Great stuff, I just booked a reservation on my way here.
Have you called 'em?
Hacer una reservación en Dorsia es más difícil que entrar a Sonora Grill siendo moreno.
'so this is D'orsia' *menu says Barcadia.
The satire is real when he kills him over the mudcrab.
I wish Jean would have said Applebee’s.
😎 “So, Applebee’s is where Jean wants to go.”
He went to Dorksia instead
Trying to get a reservation at Dorsia with a porn flick in the background 🥸
Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film.
Kenny Bania you’re right and I find myself considering it is the source of all of Patrick’s madness.
Kenny Bania True that XD
l3054 ruclips.net/video/MxOScWMZdwI/видео.html
Kenny Bania I'm beginning to believe you on that. It's insidious and is almost like the driving oppressive narrative of the entire movie. Bateman isn't going mad....it's Dorsia having this poisonous effect on everyone on the movie.
Kenny Bania
So why people are so triggered just by hearing someone says I got reservation at Dorsia.
It doesn't make any sense
He could have pretended to call anyone but he straight up called Dorsia
because what if it wasnt book, maybe he thought he was lucky
Love the fact that he just happens to know Dorsia's number
@@no-rq7fp why wouldn't he
@@no-rq7fp He literally called Dorsia minutes before
2 at 9? Great thanks see ya then
The real reason Bale played Bruce Wayne later is he wanted to know what it was like to be a character who can get a reservation at Dorsia
Damn you. You stole my idea for a comment lol
Only if he bought the restaurant
Ok what if dorsia was the restaurant that Bruce bought in the dark knight
They ought to give me a reservation. I own the place.
“It shouldn’t be a problem, I own the place.”
Let's see Paul Allen's Dorsia reservation.
nobody goes there anymore
@@aryankaushik93 Is that Ivana Trump?
Great sea urchin ceviche
@@IveGotToast jeez patrick i mean marcus what were you thinking
Impressive
Dorsia still picking up phone calls when they're fully booked forever.
They are only picking up calls to laugh at the plebs.
They have the fake line and the real line
Well yeah. It's their phone--why tf would they stop answering the phone?
What if someone cancels a reservation?
Lmao someone might be calling for any other day
@@JD_tcb Cancelling a reservation at Dorsia? Unheard of.
“Nobody goes there anymore” lmao underrated line
Whats special with that line, explain please
Right?? It's nice. I love how Bale delivered such a simple line with such indifference. Perfect.
@@Eghyaggihn I love this line because I interpret it as Bateman trying really hard to be indifferent about Dorsia, which the restaurant itself is in a way the embodiment of his feeling of dissociation from his peers
feel nothing its special because throughout the film Dorsia is such a sought after restaurant but when Paul Allen says he can get them in, Bateman doesnt want him to feel good about it and whats to bring him down so he says that to make Paul allen feel like its nothing special
Juan Prada lol
I bet Dorsia is the kind of place that has 50 tables but only ever occupies 20 at a time.
Like walmart with their lanes but they're even more exclusive just 2 of 50.
Well it's COVID.... So they need to social distance.
@UCjiD9YEZeh82NSxyY_gP84A Fuck you, fuck covid. Why don't you marry her since you like to bring her up all the time?
it's probably like that restaurant from Archer where they have a secret phone number for people the owner deemed acceptable to actually go there
@@pumpkin6429 What's wrong, did Covid cheat with your wife?
When you realize the real Dorsia were the friends you made along the way.
5k dorsias? Hell can I turn myself in?
Hahahhahah
The road to dorsia is the real fun
Great comment hahahaha
good comment
Dorsia was the bane of his existence before Bane was the bane of his existence.
@Casey McFadden I didn't see Texarkana till I was already a man, but then it was blinding
You merely adopted dorsia
"why does he wear the mask?"
"BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN."
"what's the next step in your master plan?"
"listening to huey lewis and the news - WITH NO SURVIVORS!"
@@scottmatheson3346 god tier comment 😂 😂
Hahahahaha. Well done. Hahaha.
we should have gone to mcdonalds i could have gotten us a table there
Nobody goes there anymore
@@hollowedknight501 (looks around) lol
Well, dependent on when you go there that's not always that easy...
@@hollowedknight501 😂😂👌🏼
Getting a table despite quarantine? Youre a god amongst men.
I'm thinkin Burger King
DanTheMan WithAPlan Burger King? Friday? How’d you swing that one?
Nobody goes there anymore
Im thinking Roxbury
Nor Priest A tanned bed at home? Since when did a nitwit like you get so tasteful
I ain't tha 1
I love that "whoosh" sound every time someone hands out a business card... so hilarious.
Very Tarantino in that scene
Best part of the movie 😂
@@ScreaminEmu Poor Patrick. His business card got totally upstaged. It was like that scene in Amadeus where Salieri seemingly spent like weeks perfecting his march for the emperor and then in just one minute Mozart completely changed it and made it infinitely better and he did it without even thinking about it.
r/whooosh!
1:01
"I'd like to book a table for two at Dorsia"
"It's not possible"
"Why isn't it possible?"
"It's just not"
"Why not you stupid bastard?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Because Paul Allen booked all the tables...just ten days ago.
Because Patrick, Dorsia is in london you cant just GO there for dinner!
@@bethanalpha4544 No he …. Didn’t…
Great, just really great.
This movie would have been 20 minutes long if dorsia had more tables.
I could have gotten us a table
Nah, those 20 tables would all be booked as well.
😲🪓☠️
@@GGGONEXT67
Nobody goes there anymore.
@@goroakechi6126heh😂, that’s a great tan Marcus. Where did you get that?😅
I love the "nobody goes there anymore" line... come on Patrick LOL.
I go there
Άγγελος Γατζιάς exactly
So let's go to the Crab Lubber
Cue Lucille Bluth: "Oh, who's going to believe THAT?"
@@I_worship_AxxL How'd u get a reservation at DORSIA i dont believe it
0:31, I wish that I had a business that was so successful that I could lol at potential customers.
Right? 😂😂😂😂
Just charge 40 dollars for a salad and everybody is gonna think your restaurant is super exclusive. Not even kidding in the book they pay about 400 - 500 dollars every time they meet for dinner and are even surprised that the bill is so low.
Get into the defense industry.
Dfg Sdfg it’s a Statement. You think a Hot Dog Stand gets exclusive because it’s expensive? You have to build an image from literal scrap
The laughter was probably Batemans imagination, he couldn't deal with being told no, so in his mind it seemed just as shameful as having them laugh at him.
This Dorsia place must be almost as good as Chuck E Cheese
Almost
Is chuck e cheese a real place? Is the food there that good?
But Dorsia doesn't have animatronics, so it loses out.
@@tommyblade8093 Are you serious?
@@GangstaStan010 yes
I still like to think that that waiter never laughed at Patrick, and simply explained to him the basics like "Sorry sir were full, would you like to reschedule?" but Bateman is so insane that he considers a simple polite rejection like a mockery.
@@hugejackedman7423
I hope you realize that even just joking, that’s the kind of shit that lands you on an FBI watchlist
Well if someone ask you in a serious and polite mood a reservation at your restaurant while a porn Movie sound is rolling behind, I would ve laughter too
@@aaronstark5060 idc
Yeah thats the point dmmy
well of course fucking of course
I’ve literally eaten at Dorsia. In Milwaukee, a guy opened a posh Italian restaurant and named it Dorsia after this film. Great brunch. Bacon, donuts, and mimosas
Nobody goes there anymore
@@willywanker1906 is that Ivana Trump?
Impressive, very nice.
Dorsia at Friday night, how'd you swing that? I heard they have great sea urchin cerviche.
Dorsia huh ? I would swing for that
1:48
*"Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia."*
Snarky, the Cat “Dorsia?” FUCK
He was probably thinking that lol
Nobody goes there anymore.
Snarky, the Cat 1:57 *Triggered*
haha, you could literally see him getting more and more aggravated every time 'dorsia' came up
“Uh you didn’t give your name” 👩🏼
“...They know me there.” 😎
:DDD
nobody in this film even can tell anyones names when they look at them
stfu
Lmao
I meant to ask if the girl commented on that in the scene (it's been awhile since I've seen it).
Let's see Paul Allen's card
SuperOldShows I hear it has a watermark
Look at that subtle off white coloring...the sheer thickness of it...
Is something wrong?...you're sweating....
J ROD Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.
I can’t believe that Bryce prefers SuperOldShows card to mine
There’s a scene in the book where the girl Patrick is out at dinner with says she has a boyfriend which upsets Patrick. When he asks what he does for a living she says he’s the head chef at some restaurant. Patrick scoffs and asks which one. She replies Dorsia and in that moment Patrick has a mental out of body experience of rage and jealousy that is absolutely hilarious.
God i wish they put that in the movie
What should have been the real American Psycho 2
It's his ex girlfriend, and the way he murders her is beyond brutal. The movie is straight up PG-13 compared to the book, I had to put it down after he had his way with her in the book.
I guess i now need to read the Book.
Also Patrick does go to Dorsia in the book but he hates it there because his brother got the reservation (who he hates) since he knows the maitra D
You never do get to see dorsia. Triggered.
Probably looks like any other posh restaurant in New York. The point is that people go there only because it's exclusive and a status symbol to get in.
How do you expect to see Dorsia without a res?
phatmemes Why have I never realized that?
Oh my god! I’ll bet the place settings even have watermarks!
Some eldritch horror space where to simply gaze upon it is to go mad.
“I see they’ve omitted the pork loin with lime jello”
For some reason I love that line.
pork and jello? seems like a strange combo unless I'm just a peasant.
@@Snarkythecat Many people eat meat with jello or some type of fruit preserve. Especially in Eastern Europe.
Jared Cafferty hmm. I gotta try that.
@@Snarkythecat I would imagine it's pretty good. Honestly, never tried it myself. I should give it a go too.
Snarky, the Cat pork is eaten with apple sauce in the uk so its not all that odd
Dorsia is one of the great unseen presences in the history of film, kind of like "Mitch and Murray" in Glengarry Glen Ross - constantly name-dropped by the characters, its near-unattainable reservations a perpetual source of conflict and posturing, the restaurant exists in an almost mythical realm and is never actually seen on the screen. Top comment on this video nailed it: "Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film."
Waiting for Godot
Patrick’s white whale
I took Mitch & Murray to Dorsia once.
Erica bojack horseman
The characters in Pulp Fiction killed each other over Marcellus Wallace's reservation.
That laugh at the end of the line from the Dorsia employee is probably the one time the movie enters the realm of pure comedy/fantasy but it’s so perfect
especially since i think i can hear the phone click for hang up but the laughter is still echoing (presumably in Bateman's mind)
How is that guy even alive is what I'm thinking
honestly the laugh felt horrifying. i think the fact that he clicks it shut yet still hears the laughing is a sign of his madness.
TheViktorPutin totally agree with you
I dont think it's in his mind, what we hear is what Bateman heard during the phone call, and the actual visual happening is just a little "fixed".
It’s such a masterpiece.,I’m so glad it didn’t end up Stone/Dicaprio. Bale is too perfect in this.
I wouldn't mind Leo but yeah Christian is the bomb in this
Wallace Thompson Leonardo could never pull off this role.
@@houseofballoons4788 he could pull it off and it would still be a good movie but bale was just made for the role
Leo would have pulled it off so well too
Leo didn't have a 80s yuppie face, you couldn't see him as a Harvard biz graduate wall street shark. He was an innocent looking hot young guy with blond hair and green eyes. Bale on the other hand, could look like a psychopath just in general. Let's not forget, later in their characters bale continued to be able to act in dark characters while Leo has been playing either a smiling or a struggling/underdog character. Him playing a bad guy was only possible in a Tarantino world and even then he had to change his acting several times to finally accepting the evilness of a slave master plantation owner. Bale beats his wife, he can play a psychopath, he has slight capability :P
Dorsia is just a metaphor for social acceptance
Dorsia is a mataphor for luxury, impossible to book restaurants those are named dorsia
@@cagdashy8959 it is, they just don't want to reschedule because it hurts their ego, better never than not on their conditions. Very few like Paul are able to book it whenever they want.
@@cagdashy8959... which is a form social acceptance/capital. The entire point of American Psycho is to highlight the alienation of the self and loss of indentity in a fast, vain, superficial society. You can swap capitalist yuppie culture for pretty much anything else that gives you a parallel form of perceived social wealth.
The shit I'd do for a res at Dorsia
That’s a chick’s restaurant
😂😂😂
Just give the maitre'd some head... Paul Allens head
Great sea urchin ceviche
nobody goes there anymore
Lmao you made my day
Fun fact! Patrick actually did manage to get into dorsia in the book!
And he has a horrible time there lol
@@tubeguy4066 rock and roll
Nobody goes there anymore
that hilarious and original moment when your college druggie brother gets a reservation for the two of you at dorsia
As I remember twice
"Really? That's great!"
"n-No I said we are totally booked."
"2 at nine? Perfect! See ya then!"
Where Jean wants to go!
"You didn't leave a name..."
"... They know me there."
I'm actually tempted to use a VoIP to troll the high class restaurants in my city in this way... ;)
@Seth Wellington he offered her sorbet
@@jonathantan2469 lol that'd make some hilarious videos
Anyone else wish they got to see Dorsia and all its glory?
Nobody goes there anymore
The point of the movie is not to see it, Dorsia is more than a restaurant in the movie. (To my understanding anyway)
@@johngovea44 check the gloryhole at the truck stop on I-85. She has 8:30 res's there every Friday
It probably wouldn't have looked much different from any of the other places shown in the movie. You bought into the hype!
He goes to Dorsia in the book with Jean. Because he can't get a table, he impersonates a name he saw on the reservation book and cons the Maitre'd. The rest of the scene is fucking hilarious, but I won't spoil it for you and everyone else by telling it here.
Who wants to go to Dorsia?
newgame897 Yeah this morning, while I was watching some porn, I'll try make reservation for tonight, but they laugh at me...
+Patrick Bateman Not me.
Kiano Uy
No one goes there anymore.
+Patrick Bateman Everybody goes to Texarkana now.
Kiano Uy
The mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there.
Batman calls to get a reservation and gets the Joker on the other line.
XD underrated comment
*Joker approves of this comment and responds*
In this movie he in fact interacts with 3 Jokers
-one from Suicide Squad
-one running Dorsia heard in this vid
-one we never got to see in action
Dorsia is the key to all this. We have to make sure we can get this to work. Because it's a funnier restaurant than we've ever had.
Well...
The sea urchin cerviche took 12 years to make
It's like poetry
George Bateman
Let’s see Harry Plinkett’s card
So, this is Dorsia? Looks an awful lot like arby's
“We shoulda gone to dorsia, I could have gotten us in there” “nobody goes there anymore” 😂😂 one of the best interactions in this film
In the book, Patrick actually does get to go to Dorsia, but it’s with his brother, haha!
“Great sea urchin ceviche.”
He actually gets into Dorsia with Jane too
Saul Goodman and is promptly removed.
@@arturobandini4078 how
@@arturobandini4078 Sounds like Patrick had someone to learn from.
Which chapter was this one again? I haven’t read it in a while
Some say he's still trying to get a table for two at Dorsia.
@Johnny Cage Don't you have a wife and daughter to attend to now Johnny?
when Paul Alan said the word "Dorsia", everybody in that room literally stopped moving
The reaction of the dorsia phone guy is proof enough that this story is strictly from his subjective .. it was so ahead of its time
I don't know if I'd qualify that as proof it's in his head. The entire movie is filled with absurd behavior. It's an exaggeration of the time period.
Ahead of its time ? Which kind of receptionist act like him nowadays ? It was more likely relevant for his time but not today. Receptionist are more professional now.
@@ChrisBrown-ir6sf ah ha Ha HA HA HA -AH HAHAHAH AHA HA
@@ChrisBrown-ir6sf Read the comment again.
@@NavidIsANoob
I read and got triggered so fast I missed the line " his subjective" and totally misunderstood his point. Fuck me la. I am stupid.
I’m thinking Wetherspoons
Sam Burns spoons on a Friday night?
How’d he swing that?
@@alecmackayblake6380 echo squash
Frankie Vids no can dooooo
@@alecmackayblake6380 8 30 res at spoons. Gourmet chicken burger with chips and a doom bar. Nice.
Is there a spoons in America
_"Two at 9? Perfect! See you then."_
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