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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Every use of the word Dorsia from American Psycho, how'd he swing that?

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  • @monsterluv101
    @monsterluv101 3 года назад +48554

    The reason why Dorsia wasn't shown in the movie was because the production team couldn't get a reservation to film in there

    • @batmenbeyont7775
      @batmenbeyont7775 3 года назад +54

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence Are you stupid?

    • @Expanses02
      @Expanses02 3 года назад +420

      @@batmenbeyont7775 Probably an understatement.

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 3 года назад +136

      @@batmenbeyont7775 i mean he has an aleister crowley profile pic... so maybe

    • @vineetn6059
      @vineetn6059 3 года назад +77

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence you do know that the term "dorsia" in this movie is not a real woman but rather it is a restraunt.

    • @vineetn6059
      @vineetn6059 3 года назад +22

      @Real Gangsters Move In Silence dorsia is a restraunt, simply saying

  • @Shaderaygun
    @Shaderaygun Год назад +83

    One of the only bad things about this movie is they omitted one of the funniest Dorsia moments from the book. Bateman finds out an ex-girlfriend he's totally convinced still wants to have sex with him is dating the head chef and co-owner of Dorsia and he has an existential breakdown.

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 10 лет назад +3177

    "We should've gone to Dorsia, I could've gotten us a table!"
    "Nobody goes there anymore..."
    (checks to see if anyone's listening)
    Hilarious.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 лет назад +99

      Shit, I never thought that. I assumed he was just looking around.

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 9 лет назад +122

      Notice they're both Oscar winners

    • @joel8583
      @joel8583 8 лет назад +3

      +Anastasia Knight Funny how life works, eh?

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 8 лет назад +57

      +Joe L Batman finally killed the Joker

    • @marvinrodriguez9011
      @marvinrodriguez9011 7 лет назад +2

      Taylor Knight yes he did lol

  • @maximusdecimusmeridius2900
    @maximusdecimusmeridius2900 4 года назад +97

    The little laugh when he says " Great, see you then" cracks me up

  • @pezelbuda
    @pezelbuda 10 лет назад +2452

    "dorsia is nice"... - women...

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 6 лет назад +98

      Whaaats the difference! hehehe

    • @neinbruderja7519
      @neinbruderja7519 6 лет назад +17

      ᅚᅚᅚmet one gave you birth and the other one is the opposite sex. Just kidding.

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 6 лет назад +1

      Barryfps nice

    • @philalethes216
      @philalethes216 6 лет назад +69

      There are no girls with good personalities

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 лет назад +44

      if she breath she a thot its science

  • @amelsfr
    @amelsfr 3 года назад +16

    Bateman became Batman and bought the Dorsia... now he can move tables around and swim in the fountain

  • @deadnardo2289
    @deadnardo2289 6 лет назад +105

    For some reason the way Bateman says “see ya then” at the end is extremely unsettling to me, I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that.

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 года назад +23

      You can feel the desperation in his voice

    • @QeepingItReal
      @QeepingItReal 4 года назад +16

      it could be you're watching a great actor who's playing a serial killer

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 2 года назад +5

      "I honestly cannot describe how it makes me feel when he says that."
      Then why would you make a fucking RUclips comment alluding to it?

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 2 года назад

      @@gastonbell108 lol yup

    • @omg9261
      @omg9261 Год назад

      @@gastonbell108 wow, chill dude, who hurt you?

  • @godspeedelijah
    @godspeedelijah 5 лет назад +258

    Dorsia must have been lit. Like the more times I see this movie, the less I care about what's actually going on and the more I want to see what Dorsia is like. Paul Allen had the whole room shook up when they found out that he scored a reservation on Friday. Just name dropping the place will get a bitch up out of bed.

    • @ninoextendo9680
      @ninoextendo9680 4 года назад +57

      That’s the whole point. It’s one of those places people just go to to say they’ve been there. All image.

    • @doctorcatnip2551
      @doctorcatnip2551 3 года назад +46

      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @attila_the_hunk9685
      @attila_the_hunk9685 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ntbored7727
      @ntbored7727 Год назад

      @@ninoextendo9680 but they have great sea urchin ceviche tf you mean ??

  • @bondfall0072
    @bondfall0072 2 года назад +14

    I actually really liked reading the comments for once, because i never once thought of Dorsia as a metaphor for something everyone wants but can't have.

  • @Seven_Leaf
    @Seven_Leaf 3 года назад +12

    Bateman gets rejected by Dorsia, Batman buys Dorsia and goes swimming in it's fountain with his harem filled with models. Nobody cared who Bateman was before he removed the "E" from his name.

  • @edmasterson4588
    @edmasterson4588 3 года назад +2

    its funny how much they are obsessed with dorsia

  • @mikehawk8276
    @mikehawk8276 5 лет назад +28

    Lmao imagine in real life if you called for a res and they just started laughing

  • @em_mkay
    @em_mkay Год назад +3

    1:56 his soul left his body completely

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch428 4 года назад +8

    James Van Der Beek is awesome as Sean Bateman, Patrick's brother in Rules of Attraction. Not sure if its a prequel exactly, but his scene with Patrick got cut. Shows you how really important the actor is in movies like this.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 4 года назад

      Guy from Starship Troopers not near as good as Bale or Van Der Beek, but the cut scene is on youtube.

  • @devashishgupta381
    @devashishgupta381 2 года назад +1

    Patrick: Can I get a reservation at 9.
    Dorsia: No can do !

  • @bingobol
    @bingobol 2 года назад +4

    U can tell he actually likes gene cuz he genuinely tryed to get a table at dorsia. Stunning

  • @shadowtemp7839
    @shadowtemp7839 3 года назад +3

    “Let’s see Paul Allen’s Dorsia reservation”

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 6 лет назад +5

    The genius of this movie is obsessions like the one with Dorsia taken to their logical end = psychopathy.

  • @yeevue11
    @yeevue11 4 года назад +9

    Me: "What about Dorsia?"
    Bateman: "So you've chosen death"

  • @Nirvasher_007
    @Nirvasher_007 5 лет назад +6

    I always say "lets go to dorsia" when i mean: lets go somewhere EXPENSIVE!!!

  • @koalasquare2145
    @koalasquare2145 3 года назад +3

    The Movie misses out the best part. His crush's boyfriend is co owner of d o r s i a.

  • @bugaloo67
    @bugaloo67 4 года назад +1

    Hes making dinner reservations while hes watching a dirty movie lol

  • @gsingh7646
    @gsingh7646 3 года назад +1

    I just realised at 1:07 Paul Allen does a dance that Bateman imitates before axing him in his apartment!

  • @1srael01v4ngarcia
    @1srael01v4ngarcia 4 года назад +1

    feel like all of his agression comes from everyone wanting to go to dorsia where he can hardly get a reservation so srart going a little crazy with every saying dorsia

  • @paulthomson8824
    @paulthomson8824 3 года назад

    the raised printing on the business card was an 'evil intention' signal alert

  • @element5092
    @element5092 Год назад

    I would make reservations months in advance for every weekend until eternity. Then give them to everyone.

  • @imbi9580
    @imbi9580 3 года назад

    I mean, i’d get mad too if i wanted to book a reservation and the receptionist guy just laughs at my face

  • @fimmt684
    @fimmt684 3 года назад +8

    I actually never quite understood if the guy on the phone is laughing hysterically because of his attempt to book or at the fact there are porn noises in the background..

  • @beaupeterson188
    @beaupeterson188 Год назад

    Trying to make reservations at Dorsia would make anyone insane.

  • @thesalamilids
    @thesalamilids 3 года назад

    now let’s see paul allen get a reservation at dorsia

  • @BizVlogs
    @BizVlogs Год назад

    Nobody goes to Dorsia because it’s always packed 👌

  • @thaghozt215
    @thaghozt215 4 года назад +1

    Dorsia must have been the Studio 54 of restaurants

  • @Lytaccount85
    @Lytaccount85 Год назад

    If only Bateman had Amex Centurion Card, then all of this could have been avoided.

  • @vladv5126
    @vladv5126 2 года назад +1

    Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's reservation.

  • @billchubbler4584
    @billchubbler4584 3 года назад

    I love the way the guy answers the phone

  • @delbertgrady1949
    @delbertgrady1949 3 года назад

    Great pick up line. Works every time

  • @-Siculus-Hort-
    @-Siculus-Hort- 3 года назад

    i want Dorsia to FEED ME A STRAY CAT

  • @ihateweezer7222
    @ihateweezer7222 4 года назад

    The real twist in the movie is bateman realizing he can eat at Dorsia, but unlike the assistant, he cant kill it too

  • @agentmanu0078
    @agentmanu0078 3 года назад

    Let’s see Paul Allen’s ca.. I mean let’s see Dorsia’s menu.

  • @superbot6821
    @superbot6821 4 года назад

    What if you
    Wanted to go to dorsia
    But God said
    We're totally booked

  • @patrickbateman1999
    @patrickbateman1999 2 года назад

    Not a single scene featured Dorsia, I wanted to see what the hype was about. Not even Paul Allen could take me to Dorsia.

  • @RecklessHarry
    @RecklessHarry 2 года назад

    Nobody Goes there Anymore

  • @morgan4212
    @morgan4212 2 года назад

    When Bale was Bruce Wayne he would have just bought Dorsia

  • @novanoir8309
    @novanoir8309 3 года назад

    Friday reservation at Applebee's? How do you swing that?

  • @LudosErgoSum
    @LudosErgoSum Год назад +1

    If you ever get a reservation at Dorsia, you know you're about to be axed off Bateman's reservation list.

  • @xdrstevox7805
    @xdrstevox7805 Год назад

    Two at nine? *Perfect* see ya then
    You didn't give a name
    *they know me*

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 3 года назад +1

    "Dinner"
    "I can't"
    "I'm thinking Dorsia"
    Girl gets interested.
    What happened to I can't? Females lol

  • @user-lh8he8sr3q
    @user-lh8he8sr3q 3 года назад +4

    1:12 can anyone umderstand what he's saying?

  • @agustinmedina7304
    @agustinmedina7304 2 года назад

    I love how he dosent give his name in the last clip

  • @shaynehughes6645
    @shaynehughes6645 Год назад

    Paul Allen and the Dorsia!
    Great stuff, I just booked a reservation on my way here.
    Have you called 'em?

  • @funwithflags4539
    @funwithflags4539 Год назад

    Hacer una reservación en Dorsia es más difícil que entrar a Sonora Grill siendo moreno.

  • @GVGames1986
    @GVGames1986 4 года назад

    'so this is D'orsia' *menu says Barcadia.

  • @adityaroy7616
    @adityaroy7616 4 года назад

    The satire is real when he kills him over the mudcrab.

  • @IanR1205
    @IanR1205 3 года назад

    I wish Jean would have said Applebee’s.
    😎 “So, Applebee’s is where Jean wants to go.”

  • @cleofaspingarron
    @cleofaspingarron Год назад

    He went to Dorksia instead

  • @punchtalestudio
    @punchtalestudio Год назад +2

    Trying to get a reservation at Dorsia with a porn flick in the background 🥸

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 6 лет назад +42288

    Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film.

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 6 лет назад +1073

      Kenny Bania you’re right and I find myself considering it is the source of all of Patrick’s madness.

    • @Jp19981
      @Jp19981 6 лет назад +48

      Kenny Bania True that XD

    • @Slechy_Lesh
      @Slechy_Lesh 6 лет назад +17

      l3054 ruclips.net/video/MxOScWMZdwI/видео.html

    • @Tylerpierre99
      @Tylerpierre99 6 лет назад +429

      Kenny Bania I'm beginning to believe you on that. It's insidious and is almost like the driving oppressive narrative of the entire movie. Bateman isn't going mad....it's Dorsia having this poisonous effect on everyone on the movie.

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 6 лет назад +79

      Kenny Bania
      So why people are so triggered just by hearing someone says I got reservation at Dorsia.
      It doesn't make any sense

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky 3 года назад +15768

    He could have pretended to call anyone but he straight up called Dorsia

    • @nosleep637
      @nosleep637 3 года назад +1262

      because what if it wasnt book, maybe he thought he was lucky

    • @no-rq7fp
      @no-rq7fp 3 года назад +1077

      Love the fact that he just happens to know Dorsia's number

    • @TuTosRARE
      @TuTosRARE 3 года назад +301

      @@no-rq7fp why wouldn't he

    • @Phenriir
      @Phenriir 3 года назад +270

      @@no-rq7fp He literally called Dorsia minutes before

    • @cananary
      @cananary 3 года назад +365

      2 at 9? Great thanks see ya then

  • @pathos7527
    @pathos7527 3 года назад +18203

    The real reason Bale played Bruce Wayne later is he wanted to know what it was like to be a character who can get a reservation at Dorsia

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 3 года назад +153

      Damn you. You stole my idea for a comment lol

    • @bugaloo67
      @bugaloo67 3 года назад +290

      Only if he bought the restaurant

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 3 года назад +255

      Ok what if dorsia was the restaurant that Bruce bought in the dark knight

    • @TheSolitaryEye
      @TheSolitaryEye 3 года назад +136

      They ought to give me a reservation. I own the place.

    • @strat458796
      @strat458796 3 года назад +119

      “It shouldn’t be a problem, I own the place.”

  • @wwld9823
    @wwld9823 3 года назад +13699

    Let's see Paul Allen's Dorsia reservation.

    • @aryankaushik93
      @aryankaushik93 3 года назад +650

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 3 года назад +218

      @@aryankaushik93 Is that Ivana Trump?

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +205

      Great sea urchin ceviche

    • @aryankaushik93
      @aryankaushik93 3 года назад +92

      @@IveGotToast jeez patrick i mean marcus what were you thinking

    • @Am2727burra
      @Am2727burra 3 года назад +30

      Impressive

  • @garrytalaroc
    @garrytalaroc 4 года назад +7110

    Dorsia still picking up phone calls when they're fully booked forever.

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite 3 года назад +1096

      They are only picking up calls to laugh at the plebs.

    • @shnpio
      @shnpio 2 года назад +221

      They have the fake line and the real line

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 2 года назад +249

      Well yeah. It's their phone--why tf would they stop answering the phone?
      What if someone cancels a reservation?

    • @sergeant_chris6209
      @sergeant_chris6209 2 года назад +32

      Lmao someone might be calling for any other day

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 2 года назад +387

      @@JD_tcb Cancelling a reservation at Dorsia? Unheard of.

  • @Koldfusion234
    @Koldfusion234 6 лет назад +16611

    “Nobody goes there anymore” lmao underrated line

    • @Eghyaggihn
      @Eghyaggihn 5 лет назад +92

      Whats special with that line, explain please

    • @BTBAM819
      @BTBAM819 5 лет назад +600

      Right?? It's nice. I love how Bale delivered such a simple line with such indifference. Perfect.

    • @fliguman
      @fliguman 5 лет назад +803

      @@Eghyaggihn I love this line because I interpret it as Bateman trying really hard to be indifferent about Dorsia, which the restaurant itself is in a way the embodiment of his feeling of dissociation from his peers

    • @juanbigo1
      @juanbigo1 5 лет назад +828

      feel nothing its special because throughout the film Dorsia is such a sought after restaurant but when Paul Allen says he can get them in, Bateman doesnt want him to feel good about it and whats to bring him down so he says that to make Paul allen feel like its nothing special

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 года назад

      Juan Prada lol

  • @CursedKuren
    @CursedKuren 3 года назад +10932

    I bet Dorsia is the kind of place that has 50 tables but only ever occupies 20 at a time.

    • @steelcitysteve8794
      @steelcitysteve8794 3 года назад +439

      Like walmart with their lanes but they're even more exclusive just 2 of 50.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 2 года назад +97

      Well it's COVID.... So they need to social distance.

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 2 года назад +116

      @UCjiD9YEZeh82NSxyY_gP84A Fuck you, fuck covid. Why don't you marry her since you like to bring her up all the time?

    • @nateiwakura1075
      @nateiwakura1075 2 года назад +292

      it's probably like that restaurant from Archer where they have a secret phone number for people the owner deemed acceptable to actually go there

    • @justinw.2168
      @justinw.2168 2 года назад +34

      @@pumpkin6429 What's wrong, did Covid cheat with your wife?

  • @Joao-pe8ur
    @Joao-pe8ur 4 года назад +16630

    When you realize the real Dorsia were the friends you made along the way.

  • @DelToro7
    @DelToro7 4 года назад +4108

    Dorsia was the bane of his existence before Bane was the bane of his existence.

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 года назад +13

      @Casey McFadden I didn't see Texarkana till I was already a man, but then it was blinding

    • @uzairahmed4197
      @uzairahmed4197 2 года назад +53

      You merely adopted dorsia

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 года назад +52

      "why does he wear the mask?"
      "BECAUSE I WANT TO FIT IN."
      "what's the next step in your master plan?"
      "listening to huey lewis and the news - WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

    • @wallwrittR
      @wallwrittR 2 года назад +5

      @@scottmatheson3346 god tier comment 😂 😂

    • @manopike
      @manopike 2 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha. Well done. Hahaha.

  • @zico82495
    @zico82495 6 лет назад +5980

    we should have gone to mcdonalds i could have gotten us a table there

    • @hollowedknight501
      @hollowedknight501 5 лет назад +511

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @patrickbateman93
      @patrickbateman93 5 лет назад +90

      @@hollowedknight501 (looks around) lol

    • @lehnrik
      @lehnrik 4 года назад +22

      Well, dependent on when you go there that's not always that easy...

    • @zico82495
      @zico82495 4 года назад +4

      @@hollowedknight501 😂😂👌🏼

    • @smackdashitoutchu7755
      @smackdashitoutchu7755 4 года назад +36

      Getting a table despite quarantine? Youre a god amongst men.

  • @danialhakem9203
    @danialhakem9203 7 лет назад +12193

    I'm thinkin Burger King

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +798

      DanTheMan WithAPlan Burger King? Friday? How’d you swing that one?

    • @ceesduck2933
      @ceesduck2933 6 лет назад +790

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @walexander8378
      @walexander8378 6 лет назад +41

      Im thinking Roxbury

    • @ceesduck2933
      @ceesduck2933 6 лет назад +125

      Nor Priest A tanned bed at home? Since when did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

    • @theeverchosen1504
      @theeverchosen1504 6 лет назад +25

      I ain't tha 1

  • @BLTKellys
    @BLTKellys 5 лет назад +10167

    I love that "whoosh" sound every time someone hands out a business card... so hilarious.

    • @SD_702
      @SD_702 4 года назад +240

      Very Tarantino in that scene

    • @ScreaminEmu
      @ScreaminEmu 3 года назад +50

      Best part of the movie 😂

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 3 года назад +126

      @@ScreaminEmu Poor Patrick. His business card got totally upstaged. It was like that scene in Amadeus where Salieri seemingly spent like weeks perfecting his march for the emperor and then in just one minute Mozart completely changed it and made it infinitely better and he did it without even thinking about it.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 3 года назад +13

      r/whooosh!

    • @kdot999
      @kdot999 3 года назад +27

      1:01

  • @Im_AFK_Btw
    @Im_AFK_Btw 2 года назад +3709

    "I'd like to book a table for two at Dorsia"
    "It's not possible"
    "Why isn't it possible?"
    "It's just not"
    "Why not you stupid bastard?"

    • @HyperbolicMind
      @HyperbolicMind 2 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bethanalpha4544
      @bethanalpha4544 2 года назад +195

      Because Paul Allen booked all the tables...just ten days ago.

    • @taoisttiger4702
      @taoisttiger4702 2 года назад +32

      Because Patrick, Dorsia is in london you cant just GO there for dinner!

    • @Henry-yf2np
      @Henry-yf2np 2 года назад +23

      @@bethanalpha4544 No he …. Didn’t…

    • @fredlabosch5164
      @fredlabosch5164 Год назад +1

      Great, just really great.

  • @copperheadchris2807
    @copperheadchris2807 2 года назад +472

    This movie would have been 20 minutes long if dorsia had more tables.

    • @GGGONEXT67
      @GGGONEXT67 Год назад +16

      I could have gotten us a table

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Год назад +2

      Nah, those 20 tables would all be booked as well.

    • @Yewerd
      @Yewerd 2 месяца назад

      😲🪓☠️

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 День назад +1

      @@GGGONEXT67
      Nobody goes there anymore.

    • @Myname-l3h
      @Myname-l3h 17 часов назад

      @@goroakechi6126heh😂, that’s a great tan Marcus. Where did you get that?😅

  • @crazyclown641
    @crazyclown641 7 лет назад +9409

    I love the "nobody goes there anymore" line... come on Patrick LOL.

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 4 года назад +37

      I go there

    • @itbelikethat-
      @itbelikethat- 4 года назад +5

      Άγγελος Γατζιάς exactly

    • @deafmusician2
      @deafmusician2 3 года назад +1

      So let's go to the Crab Lubber

    • @logangantner3863
      @logangantner3863 3 года назад +3

      Cue Lucille Bluth: "Oh, who's going to believe THAT?"

    • @TheHaakii
      @TheHaakii 3 года назад +5

      @@I_worship_AxxL How'd u get a reservation at DORSIA i dont believe it

  • @nodinitiative
    @nodinitiative 6 лет назад +6092

    0:31, I wish that I had a business that was so successful that I could lol at potential customers.

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 6 лет назад +266

      Right? 😂😂😂😂

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 5 лет назад +649

      Just charge 40 dollars for a salad and everybody is gonna think your restaurant is super exclusive. Not even kidding in the book they pay about 400 - 500 dollars every time they meet for dinner and are even surprised that the bill is so low.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 5 лет назад +123

      Get into the defense industry.

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 5 лет назад +75

      Dfg Sdfg it’s a Statement. You think a Hot Dog Stand gets exclusive because it’s expensive? You have to build an image from literal scrap

    • @imyourmaster77
      @imyourmaster77 5 лет назад +418

      The laughter was probably Batemans imagination, he couldn't deal with being told no, so in his mind it seemed just as shameful as having them laugh at him.

  • @Ton369
    @Ton369 6 лет назад +7717

    This Dorsia place must be almost as good as Chuck E Cheese

    • @obscure4847
      @obscure4847 6 лет назад +210

      Almost

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 6 лет назад +44

      Is chuck e cheese a real place? Is the food there that good?

    • @bob8144
      @bob8144 6 лет назад +183

      But Dorsia doesn't have animatronics, so it loses out.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 лет назад +9

      @@tommyblade8093 Are you serious?

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 5 лет назад +3

      @@GangstaStan010 yes

  • @chaoticgoodcreations947
    @chaoticgoodcreations947 2 года назад +5573

    I still like to think that that waiter never laughed at Patrick, and simply explained to him the basics like "Sorry sir were full, would you like to reschedule?" but Bateman is so insane that he considers a simple polite rejection like a mockery.

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 2 года назад +87

      @@hugejackedman7423
      I hope you realize that even just joking, that’s the kind of shit that lands you on an FBI watchlist

    • @Peperosinnombre
      @Peperosinnombre 2 года назад +246

      Well if someone ask you in a serious and polite mood a reservation at your restaurant while a porn Movie sound is rolling behind, I would ve laughter too

    • @grunge-616
      @grunge-616 2 года назад +9

      @@aaronstark5060 idc

    • @oscarsalesgirl296
      @oscarsalesgirl296 2 года назад +5

      Yeah thats the point dmmy

    • @Popicile
      @Popicile 2 года назад

      well of course fucking of course

  • @HieronymousLex
    @HieronymousLex 3 года назад +4477

    I’ve literally eaten at Dorsia. In Milwaukee, a guy opened a posh Italian restaurant and named it Dorsia after this film. Great brunch. Bacon, donuts, and mimosas

    • @willywanker1906
      @willywanker1906 3 года назад +1230

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 2 года назад +343

      @@willywanker1906 is that Ivana Trump?

    • @fadetogrey4620
      @fadetogrey4620 2 года назад +326

      Impressive, very nice.

    • @kaputtnik5737
      @kaputtnik5737 2 года назад +272

      Dorsia at Friday night, how'd you swing that? I heard they have great sea urchin cerviche.

    • @maskimgalgo2046
      @maskimgalgo2046 2 года назад +11

      Dorsia huh ? I would swing for that

  • @Snarkythecat
    @Snarkythecat 6 лет назад +3553

    1:48
    *"Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia. Don't say Dorsia."*

  • @VanielDeeform
    @VanielDeeform 6 лет назад +6391

    “Uh you didn’t give your name” 👩🏼
    “...They know me there.” 😎

  • @SuperOldShows
    @SuperOldShows 6 лет назад +8887

    Let's see Paul Allen's card

    • @lilwaffles714
      @lilwaffles714 6 лет назад +261

      SuperOldShows I hear it has a watermark

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +329

      Look at that subtle off white coloring...the sheer thickness of it...

    • @jrod6813
      @jrod6813 6 лет назад +208

      Is something wrong?...you're sweating....

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 6 лет назад +203

      J ROD Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.

    • @porkrinds6465
      @porkrinds6465 6 лет назад +117

      I can’t believe that Bryce prefers SuperOldShows card to mine

  • @jrson5000
    @jrson5000 2 года назад +452

    There’s a scene in the book where the girl Patrick is out at dinner with says she has a boyfriend which upsets Patrick. When he asks what he does for a living she says he’s the head chef at some restaurant. Patrick scoffs and asks which one. She replies Dorsia and in that moment Patrick has a mental out of body experience of rage and jealousy that is absolutely hilarious.

    • @ihuh1000
      @ihuh1000 2 года назад +45

      God i wish they put that in the movie

    • @GothicSnowLeopard
      @GothicSnowLeopard Год назад +11

      What should have been the real American Psycho 2

    • @raphkatchdrums
      @raphkatchdrums Год назад +46

      It's his ex girlfriend, and the way he murders her is beyond brutal. The movie is straight up PG-13 compared to the book, I had to put it down after he had his way with her in the book.

    • @neinne6693
      @neinne6693 Год назад +3

      I guess i now need to read the Book.

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 Год назад +16

      Also Patrick does go to Dorsia in the book but he hates it there because his brother got the reservation (who he hates) since he knows the maitra D

  • @OlJimbo
    @OlJimbo 6 лет назад +6259

    You never do get to see dorsia. Triggered.

    • @skierskater1000
      @skierskater1000 6 лет назад +861

      Probably looks like any other posh restaurant in New York. The point is that people go there only because it's exclusive and a status symbol to get in.

    • @leftyfourguns
      @leftyfourguns 6 лет назад +729

      How do you expect to see Dorsia without a res?

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 5 лет назад +34

      phatmemes Why have I never realized that?

    • @gertrudemcfuzz74
      @gertrudemcfuzz74 5 лет назад +125

      Oh my god! I’ll bet the place settings even have watermarks!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 лет назад +54

      Some eldritch horror space where to simply gaze upon it is to go mad.

  • @bobbyrickson
    @bobbyrickson 6 лет назад +3657

    “I see they’ve omitted the pork loin with lime jello”
    For some reason I love that line.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 5 лет назад +128

      pork and jello? seems like a strange combo unless I'm just a peasant.

    • @jaredcafferty7682
      @jaredcafferty7682 5 лет назад +148

      @@Snarkythecat Many people eat meat with jello or some type of fruit preserve. Especially in Eastern Europe.

    • @Snarkythecat
      @Snarkythecat 5 лет назад +7

      Jared Cafferty hmm. I gotta try that.

    • @jaredcafferty7682
      @jaredcafferty7682 5 лет назад +10

      @@Snarkythecat I would imagine it's pretty good. Honestly, never tried it myself. I should give it a go too.

    • @hazeeeeeeeeel
      @hazeeeeeeeeel 5 лет назад +10

      Snarky, the Cat pork is eaten with apple sauce in the uk so its not all that odd

  • @adamkentisaac
    @adamkentisaac 3 года назад +878

    Dorsia is one of the great unseen presences in the history of film, kind of like "Mitch and Murray" in Glengarry Glen Ross - constantly name-dropped by the characters, its near-unattainable reservations a perpetual source of conflict and posturing, the restaurant exists in an almost mythical realm and is never actually seen on the screen. Top comment on this video nailed it: "Dorsia is the real antagonist of this film."

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 6 лет назад +8988

    That laugh at the end of the line from the Dorsia employee is probably the one time the movie enters the realm of pure comedy/fantasy but it’s so perfect

    • @tabitha8232
      @tabitha8232 6 лет назад +852

      especially since i think i can hear the phone click for hang up but the laughter is still echoing (presumably in Bateman's mind)

    • @TheGrudge1
      @TheGrudge1 6 лет назад +257

      How is that guy even alive is what I'm thinking

    • @TheViktorPutin
      @TheViktorPutin 6 лет назад +810

      honestly the laugh felt horrifying. i think the fact that he clicks it shut yet still hears the laughing is a sign of his madness.

    • @dudeurfugly5653
      @dudeurfugly5653 5 лет назад +18

      TheViktorPutin totally agree with you

    • @jonasfischer9510
      @jonasfischer9510 5 лет назад +74

      I dont think it's in his mind, what we hear is what Bateman heard during the phone call, and the actual visual happening is just a little "fixed".

  • @samcad-ho3ze
    @samcad-ho3ze 5 лет назад +4589

    It’s such a masterpiece.,I’m so glad it didn’t end up Stone/Dicaprio. Bale is too perfect in this.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 лет назад +273

      I wouldn't mind Leo but yeah Christian is the bomb in this

    • @houseofballoons4788
      @houseofballoons4788 4 года назад +73

      Wallace Thompson Leonardo could never pull off this role.

    • @0TurnAround0
      @0TurnAround0 4 года назад +314

      @@houseofballoons4788 he could pull it off and it would still be a good movie but bale was just made for the role

    • @googleinc6033
      @googleinc6033 4 года назад +40

      Leo would have pulled it off so well too

    • @DJAD_Kaan
      @DJAD_Kaan 4 года назад +207

      Leo didn't have a 80s yuppie face, you couldn't see him as a Harvard biz graduate wall street shark. He was an innocent looking hot young guy with blond hair and green eyes. Bale on the other hand, could look like a psychopath just in general. Let's not forget, later in their characters bale continued to be able to act in dark characters while Leo has been playing either a smiling or a struggling/underdog character. Him playing a bad guy was only possible in a Tarantino world and even then he had to change his acting several times to finally accepting the evilness of a slave master plantation owner. Bale beats his wife, he can play a psychopath, he has slight capability :P

  • @ambersmurthwaite9405
    @ambersmurthwaite9405 3 года назад +196

    Dorsia is just a metaphor for social acceptance

    • @cagdashy8959
      @cagdashy8959 Год назад +28

      Dorsia is a mataphor for luxury, impossible to book restaurants those are named dorsia

    • @boatswain48
      @boatswain48 Год назад +3

      @@cagdashy8959 it is, they just don't want to reschedule because it hurts their ego, better never than not on their conditions. Very few like Paul are able to book it whenever they want.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 Месяц назад

      ​@@cagdashy8959... which is a form social acceptance/capital. The entire point of American Psycho is to highlight the alienation of the self and loss of indentity in a fast, vain, superficial society. You can swap capitalist yuppie culture for pretty much anything else that gives you a parallel form of perceived social wealth.

  • @cashway0420
    @cashway0420 9 лет назад +918

    The shit I'd do for a res at Dorsia

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 3 года назад +19

      That’s a chick’s restaurant
      😂😂😂

    • @MrWeirdoh
      @MrWeirdoh 3 года назад +40

      Just give the maitre'd some head... Paul Allens head

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 года назад +12

      Great sea urchin ceviche

    • @lvt4003
      @lvt4003 2 года назад +9

      nobody goes there anymore

    • @-mathijs
      @-mathijs 2 года назад

      Lmao you made my day

  • @LlamitaFiel
    @LlamitaFiel 3 года назад +877

    Fun fact! Patrick actually did manage to get into dorsia in the book!

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 года назад +253

      And he has a horrible time there lol

    • @maxwellkunkle9932
      @maxwellkunkle9932 3 года назад +17

      @@tubeguy4066 rock and roll

    • @user20188
      @user20188 2 года назад +114

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @cameron3933
      @cameron3933 2 года назад +47

      that hilarious and original moment when your college druggie brother gets a reservation for the two of you at dorsia

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 2 года назад +3

      As I remember twice

  • @drfunk1986
    @drfunk1986 5 лет назад +3106

    "Really? That's great!"
    "n-No I said we are totally booked."
    "2 at nine? Perfect! See ya then!"

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 5 лет назад +67

      Where Jean wants to go!

    • @logancox6548
      @logancox6548 5 лет назад +268

      "You didn't leave a name..."
      "... They know me there."

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 5 лет назад +38

      I'm actually tempted to use a VoIP to troll the high class restaurants in my city in this way... ;)

    • @juaneer
      @juaneer 4 года назад +1

      @Seth Wellington he offered her sorbet

    • @oceanmachine1906
      @oceanmachine1906 4 года назад +3

      @@jonathantan2469 lol that'd make some hilarious videos

  • @amandaleake3904
    @amandaleake3904 7 лет назад +1867

    Anyone else wish they got to see Dorsia and all its glory?

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. 6 лет назад +684

      Nobody goes there anymore

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 6 лет назад +185

      The point of the movie is not to see it, Dorsia is more than a restaurant in the movie. (To my understanding anyway)

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 6 лет назад +20

      @@johngovea44 check the gloryhole at the truck stop on I-85. She has 8:30 res's there every Friday

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 5 лет назад +91

      It probably wouldn't have looked much different from any of the other places shown in the movie. You bought into the hype!

    • @julianjdogg
      @julianjdogg 5 лет назад +99

      He goes to Dorsia in the book with Jean. Because he can't get a table, he impersonates a name he saw on the reservation book and cons the Maitre'd. The rest of the scene is fucking hilarious, but I won't spoil it for you and everyone else by telling it here.

  • @newgame897
    @newgame897 9 лет назад +2643

    Who wants to go to Dorsia?

    • @thatweirdgreenparrot7715
      @thatweirdgreenparrot7715 9 лет назад +117

      newgame897 Yeah this morning, while I was watching some porn, I'll try make reservation for tonight, but they laugh at me...

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 9 лет назад +6

      +Patrick Bateman Not me.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 9 лет назад +147

      Kiano Uy
      No one goes there anymore.

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 9 лет назад +40

      +Patrick Bateman Everybody goes to Texarkana now.

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 9 лет назад +35

      Kiano Uy
      The mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous there.

  • @bustdetector1738
    @bustdetector1738 5 лет назад +692

    Batman calls to get a reservation and gets the Joker on the other line.

    • @hari04364
      @hari04364 5 лет назад +7

      XD underrated comment

    • @DontTakeCrack
      @DontTakeCrack 3 года назад +3

      *Joker approves of this comment and responds*

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 года назад +6

      In this movie he in fact interacts with 3 Jokers
      -one from Suicide Squad
      -one running Dorsia heard in this vid
      -one we never got to see in action

  • @luckyjosh7
    @luckyjosh7 5 лет назад +397

    Dorsia is the key to all this. We have to make sure we can get this to work. Because it's a funnier restaurant than we've ever had.

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 5 лет назад +2

      Well...

    • @jaydaw430
      @jaydaw430 5 лет назад +21

      The sea urchin cerviche took 12 years to make

    • @mishasubin
      @mishasubin 5 лет назад +14

      It's like poetry

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 4 года назад +7

      George Bateman

    • @4477superman
      @4477superman 3 года назад +9

      Let’s see Harry Plinkett’s card

  • @tc9660
    @tc9660 5 лет назад +53

    So, this is Dorsia? Looks an awful lot like arby's

  • @TNT011gaming
    @TNT011gaming 5 лет назад +275

    “We shoulda gone to dorsia, I could have gotten us in there” “nobody goes there anymore” 😂😂 one of the best interactions in this film

  • @smoothALOE
    @smoothALOE 5 лет назад +486

    In the book, Patrick actually does get to go to Dorsia, but it’s with his brother, haha!
    “Great sea urchin ceviche.”

    • @saulgoodman4516
      @saulgoodman4516 4 года назад +21

      He actually gets into Dorsia with Jane too

    • @xenophon8958
      @xenophon8958 4 года назад +14

      Saul Goodman and is promptly removed.

    • @mautesius
      @mautesius 3 года назад +1

      @@arturobandini4078 how

    • @H0kram
      @H0kram 3 года назад +5

      @@arturobandini4078 Sounds like Patrick had someone to learn from.

    • @Idekwtph
      @Idekwtph 3 года назад +1

      Which chapter was this one again? I haven’t read it in a while

  • @temporalwake157
    @temporalwake157 6 лет назад +496

    Some say he's still trying to get a table for two at Dorsia.

    • @dirkdiggler212
      @dirkdiggler212 4 года назад +1

      @Johnny Cage Don't you have a wife and daughter to attend to now Johnny?

  • @ABACUStoPC
    @ABACUStoPC 4 года назад +31

    when Paul Alan said the word "Dorsia", everybody in that room literally stopped moving

  • @lichtfilme
    @lichtfilme 5 лет назад +1265

    The reaction of the dorsia phone guy is proof enough that this story is strictly from his subjective .. it was so ahead of its time

    • @farrellrose4230
      @farrellrose4230 5 лет назад +124

      I don't know if I'd qualify that as proof it's in his head. The entire movie is filled with absurd behavior. It's an exaggeration of the time period.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 4 года назад +26

      Ahead of its time ? Which kind of receptionist act like him nowadays ? It was more likely relevant for his time but not today. Receptionist are more professional now.

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 4 года назад +95

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf ah ha Ha HA HA HA -AH HAHAHAH AHA HA

    • @NavidIsANoob
      @NavidIsANoob 4 года назад +66

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf Read the comment again.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 4 года назад +33

      @@NavidIsANoob
      I read and got triggered so fast I missed the line " his subjective" and totally misunderstood his point. Fuck me la. I am stupid.

  • @samburnscomposer
    @samburnscomposer 6 лет назад +678

    I’m thinking Wetherspoons

    • @alecmackayblake6380
      @alecmackayblake6380 5 лет назад +80

      Sam Burns spoons on a Friday night?
      How’d he swing that?

    • @al56890
      @al56890 5 лет назад +1

      @@alecmackayblake6380 echo squash

    • @alecmackayblake6380
      @alecmackayblake6380 5 лет назад +6

      Frankie Vids no can dooooo

    • @SmokeyBCN
      @SmokeyBCN 5 лет назад +26

      @@alecmackayblake6380 8 30 res at spoons. Gourmet chicken burger with chips and a doom bar. Nice.

    • @danobrien4890
      @danobrien4890 5 лет назад +1

      Is there a spoons in America

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 5 лет назад +321

    _"Two at 9? Perfect! See you then."_

    • @krustin
      @krustin 5 лет назад +24

      @ they know me