The 10 Stages of Lifting
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2023
- Here are the 10 stages of lifting.
Stage 1: True Noobie. I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing, but if I eat a lot of protein and do a ton of bicep curls, I think I’ll be ok. Sure, I may be wearing wrist wraps and lifting gloves during every one of my exercises, but as long as I’m not training legs, I don’t see a problem.
Stage 2: Advanced Noobie. I still have absolutely no idea what I’m doing, but now I have a bicep vein, so I think I know what I’m talking about. Not to mention, my lifts are going up, I’m eating everything my mom makes me, and life is pretty good. So, if I keep going at this rate, I think I can actually build a decent physique.
Stage 3: My first show. I have now discovered the squat bench and deadlift and am maxing out all 3 of them twice a week, my strength has never been higher, no one my age has ever looked better, I know exactly what I’m doing, and I’m actually planning to compete in the 59th annual mr olympia competition next year.
Stage 4: The Cut. You know I’ve been gaining weight for a while now and I’m kinda sick of seeing all these influencers so much leaner than me, so I think it’s finally my turn to shine. Sure, I may be eating unseasoned chicken breast and canned tuna twice every day, but as long as I hit my daily protein goal, I should end up looking like arnold shwarzenegger.
Stage 5: Depression. Turns out I didn’t have nearly as much muscle as I thought, and now I am left scrambling to take as many possible videos of me with a pump 5 minutes before it disappears, taking every inch of my will to exist along with it. No, mom I will not put my shirt back on, this is the only way you can tell I work out.
Stage 6: Depression Part 2. I look like crap, I’m scared to bulk and I’m addicted to being lean, but I’m not making any progress because I’m scared to bulk and look like crap. So to fix that I am now training 3 hours a day 7 days a week, but all of my lifts have now plateaued since I’m apparently doing what they call overtraining, and I also haven’t taken a rest day in 6 months.
Stage 7: Realization. Ok this is clearly not working, I am still somehow curling the 25 pound dumbbells for 4 sets of 12, something desperately needs to change. Maybe it’s time to finally cut down on the volume and really focus on my intensity to start making more progress. Also I’m going into another bulk.
Stage 8: Newbie Part 3. I am finally seeing progress again, and my lifts are all going up. I’ve also stumbled upon an elegant man by the name of Max Euceda who teaches me all there is to know about lifting, and I even use code “MAXE” for 40% off all myprotein clothes and supplements like these delicious tubs of protein powder, and super neat and cool gym fits.
Stage 9: Fulfillment. After years and years of dedication and consistency I can finally look back and appreciate how hard I’ve worked, and how far I’ve come, and for some reason I am also now shaving my legs for maximum aesthetics. But with that aside, I am still training extremely hard in the gym and I look forward to each and every new day with a fresh pair of eyes.
Stage 10: A Crippling crash to reality. It appears having a ton of muscle on its own does not get you very far, so I have decided I need more muscle to cope with the fact I am alone. Thus, I will now be spoon feeding myself peanut butter at 3 am, contemplating all of my life choices, only wearing oversized clothes to the gym, and slowly begin my road to obesity. But do not panic, I am simply bulking.
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About Me: I'm a college student with a passion for fitness hoping to make it my career. I started training in early 2019 and have devoted a big portion of my life to it ever since. Now, with the help of this amazing community I've been blessed to be a part of, I will try my best to give back the information I've learned for those hoping to embark on a journey of their own.
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I’m currently in stage 11: Getting an injury out of nowhere and having recurring panic attacks about the gains I’m gonna lose while rehabbing it 😅
I didn't have access to a gym for 5 weeks and only lost around 30% of my strength and 7lbs. The first week back you will gain most of the weight and strength back dw about it fam
muscle memory is a beautiful thing my man. Keep eating good and try not to lose to much weight, and you'll be back in no time
Exact same thing just happened to me bro I feel you.
@@MaxEuceda7I got a L4-L5 Disc hernia back in early May, life has sucked, I’m in constant shooting and stabbing pain from sciatica, pre-fitness depression has came back stronger than ever, I’ve had a summer cold for 57 straight days now and I usually only get sick a few days every other year, every cough and sneeze is excruciating, just been in agony basically. BUT I know I’ll get through this and when I do heal enough to get back to it, I’ll get to re-experience the upward spiral that is newbie gains but at a even faster pace
same
Wow this was embarrassing how relatable it was. I'm around stage 7/8 and I'm making good progress. There's still hope for me
Keep grinding bro, fulfillment is right around the corner!
@@MaxEuceda7indeed, he’s about to fulfil the requirements for body dysmorphia, and then any progress is not good enough.
@@MaxEuceda7and then the crash😭💀
"I need more muscle to cope with the fact that I am alone." WORD! 🔥💪
Too real
Yeah lol
real
Yep, it's unwise to bundle your whole identity up in lifting. A complete person is made of far more than muscle, and it's easy to be underdeveloped in every way that matters if we only see life through the circular opening of a whey container.
Hit too hard
Stage 11: self-love
No matter what difficulties life throws my way
Despite constant internal conflicts with who I am as a person
Remembering that I am here for a reason bring me closer to gratitude of not only my own life but all life around me
Creating and sharing memories that will last a lifetime
Letting go of anxiety and worry of reaching the expectations of others
Your best friend is your right hand....
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@@gamer-fk2voreflecting there bud?
What stage is flexing in the mirror 😆
*rides into stage 11 on a unicorn
I'm getting into stage 3, finally getting truly consistent and trying my hardest at the gym, actually training legs with proper intensity and prioritizing compound lifts
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Same bro
You are actually an inspiration to me Max. I’ve been lifting religiously to attain a physique I can be proud of 😊
I hope I reach a body physic like you one day, I'm 15, trying to build it up 🙏🏻
take your time bro and enjoy the journey! I believe in you ♥
(hes not natty)
@@bitterweet5115We can't be sure but I tell myself that when I see anyone HUGE so that my expectations would always be low. But when it comes to him I think he's definitely on juice, he grew this big in like what? 3 years?
@@SamiiRSMTkeep your expectations low and your results will reflect that. I’d rather believe I can look like him naturally and work my ass off chasing that goal and fall a little short but be ahead of the people who never thought it was possible in the first place. Bro has a great physique but it’s not hard for me to believe he’s natural
You started too late bro, you need to start at age 9 if you want optimal gainz
Hey thanks man, all your videos help a lot with me, I’m currently lifting and working out to get rid of my addiction, it is working so far! Your videos are the best keep up the good work.
Hey, max. I was having a real lousy morning - I needed to work out but I've been feeling kind of down, so I was just lazing in bed, burning the hours away. I saw this video, and it got me on my feet lifting heavy and lifting hard. I had to cut a few sets for time, but hey. I just wanted to say thanks for giving me the jolt of motivation to hit the weights today, man. There are peaks and valleys in life, no doubt - but it's the journey, not the destination, aye? And yours has certainly been incredible. I deeply admire your sense of dedication and good humor through it all. Thanks for all the great videos and inspiration. Godspeed!
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Bro got the endgame message
GOD i remember First finding you at that stage 4 and watching your "technique" videos and thinking "hahaa absolutely not, this guy has no idea what hes doing".
Fast forward now, its incredible to see how much you've grown; You have learned a lot. You have progressed, figured things out on your own, and now are making progress faster than anyone else iv seen in a long time. Good job brother. Super proud of you.
Stage 3 lets gooo
Not trying to be mean but why don’t you get a 45 lbs bar
Thank you Max so much for your entertaining videos and your inspiring words and your awesome sense of humour 💪😉
I just love your sense of humor, thanks, mate :D
Binged your Training Basics last night since I'm apparently stuck on stages 6 and 7. Thanks for the laughs and knowledge!
Nah stage 10 is usually where you get scared of homelessness and start hustling and shit
this was the most wholesome and relatable video I’ve watched in a while
Good to know you're levelling up and realising there's more to life and other gardens you need to water along the way. 🙏
is no one gonna talk abt the dude itching his ass at 1:07 💀🤣
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Without a doubt, the best short you made…
So, when are we getting the next two days of your workout routine?
pretty sure he already dropped them if you’re talking about his split just some are shorts and some are vids
Yeah still waiting for them
bro this is actually hilarious. keep making content like this
Watching your videos over the last few days made it very clear I’m at stage 7, started my first real bulk since high school this week. Too bad it took me til year 7 to let go of staying lean and overtraining 😅
Max!! Love the videos
Man ur vids are funny asf don't stop making them
I’m at stage 2 rn! Continuing the grind! Love your content Max
same, stage 2
I’m back! I’m currently between stage 2-3, I look like max at seconds 0:22
I’m feeling great!
but i’m still skipping leg day lol
This video is a work of art!
This video was so real man. Easy for an outsider looking in to think you're have it together all the time but for most people it's just unrealistic. Especially today.
Mate just for this you deserve a follow
This is scarily relatable and idk if i like how close to home it got
Keep doing these videos max 💪❤️
More steps to come bro, keep your head up!! 💯💯
This is so relatable! I'm 14 and have been lifting for around about 2 1/2 years now. Just wanted to say that your physique is amazing and definitely something I would aspire to in the future. Peace!
W bro, I'm 14 and been lifting for almost a year, any advice?
@@bjornikd take tren
@@KingE34 I am 13 and I can confirm , it worked and I have so much muscle mass now. My dealer is also such a nice person.
@@Isxiahprodfl you joking, right?
stage 11. i have escaped the fitness matrix. learned the jobs of every muscle in the body. trained them the way they are supposed to be trained to make me a better athlete. i love leon edwards.
Im so glad people like this and renaissance periodization exists. Cause as begginer i think i stasrted training pretty good and im excited for the future :)
I can relate, I’m pretty sure I’m in stage 5. The bad thing is I get compliments on my muscles ,but I still feel small and only take gym photos 30 seconds after I do a set till failure.😅
This is too relatable
this video may be 6 months old but i always tell people to come to your channel for everything you need for the gym. Love your content, been following a while. hope al is well. your friend - john
I can’t wait for stage 10. That is the true goal in life
Most truthful gym vid ever
bruh i love the sound effects of your videos
How relatable, funny, and informative at the same time..
As an advanced newbie, I'm scared because knowing myself, I will definitely go through all these stages
Spot on bro
awesome video!
WHY IS THIS SO DAMN ACCURATE
I cant stop watching this I keep seeing the thumbnail and clicking on it
You sir, never fails to make me laugh
So proud of you🥲
We love u max keep it up ❤your inspiration 🎉
Here we come realistic process :) tnx Max
Wow thanks for making me realize its time to go into stage 7
Very entertaining video … keep going 💪🏻
stage 10 hits hard(ive been stuck on stage 10 since the last 4 months)
I always found it interesting to see the perspective of people starting their fitness journey on the small lean side vs some of us that start on the overweight side.
Do not panic im bulking is the most relatable statement in this video.
The intensity over volume shit is so important 3 sets to absolute failure on a 7 day bro split doing mainly compound movements, with 3 sets of tricep french presses, bicep curls, and reverse curls is all you need the extra recovery is the most important 😎👍
almost 4 years of lifting and ı approve all stages
Currently at stage 4 and after watching this, I am definitely seeing myself disappointed in my low muscle gains in the future
So glad i went from stage 1 to stage 10 so fast 🙂🙂
That was fascinating
Stage 9 looks damn good, also good vibes 😊
Stage 2 here. I'm in for the ride
I have been training for about 4 months now but I feel like I'm almost at stage 10 because I learnt 90% of what I know about the gym from stage 10 you 😅
Looking good Max
You’re so humble
Best video on youtube
Glad to have found the "elegant man" on my first stage.
my guy never fails to give us tips and goofy aaa wholesomeness lmao
Getting into stage 3 I did my first squat session yesterday and recently discovered bicep veins😂
bro, i wasn't prepare for minute 1;59 i literally, i scream, that's MASS with a looooooooooooooooooooooooot of CLASS. inspiration, congratulations You reminded me of the glory days of bodybuilding, where it combined aesthetics with mass, both very important aspects. suscrito
I’m prob stage 8. Been cutting. Excited to see the gains of the bulk when I start in 2 months
I have some elements if stage 1 and stage 2 can't wait for stage 9 :)
great vid bud
This is way too real. 🤣 max you legend
Stage 8 baby!!
Naruto morning music is the end. God I love this man!
Today at exactly 4 months at age 15, I mentally feel great! My shoulders are broader and I look and feel bigger. I am no longer skinny but more lanky and strong/muscular. Wish me luck!
Took me 6 months to get 15 solid pushups!
You look great brother! Hope you recover fast.
Get striving bro 💪
@@Saladzyumm Yeah man 🔥
Stage 5 is so relatable af
I just now made it to 7/8. Had to take a step back and readjust but everything is going up.
Woah, this is way too accurate, are you stalking on me?
Max has fucking insane forearms, he says he only does hammer curls for his forearms and I'd say doing heavy compound movements is how his forearms blew up the most I am sore in my forearms after heavy rows the day before which didn't happen with isolations
As someone in the first stage. Thank you for your help
Long journey ahead man 🙌 glad you can join us!
@@MaxEuceda7 :)
Stage 10 was on point.
Along with having a very impressive physique and the brains to match the brawn Max has the kind of smile that makes you smile and I think it's beautiful 😁
Crazy this was almost a year ago. He physique is astonishing.❤❤❤
The cut will be devious
this is amazing
Love the videos man, I also spoon feed myself peanut butter in the night its not that appetizing lol
the hardest choices require the strongest wills
Christ is The Truth!!
Why ?
@hamadsaeed2549 In our life full of sin, he alone is the one that can save us through his love for us brother ✝️
Christ doesn't workout. Weakling.
Skipped the cut phase, straight to level 8. Luckily I've listened to enough excellent fitness influencers and lifters to know embracing the bulk for 3-5 years is the way to achieve greatness. Just trying to only gain 1 pound per month is the challenge. 😃
I’m right around stage 0, contemplating how I’m going to fit a decent gym schedule in my calendar
STAGE 3 BABYYYYY
That smile was beautiful to see
6 months after starting im still hoping to get that stage 2 bicep vein
Legend
hey max pls can you make longer video thx u have a good one
Stage 11 no more muscle gains but, now doing it because you fall in love with it.
Damn bro, all these posters are hella fire. Naruto, Sasuke, JJK, Miles Morales 🔥🔥
Due to influencers like Max I have already reached stage 8 in little more than an year. Current plan is to slowly lean bulk till 85 kg and hopefully and don't gain too much fat. The plan will take I think around a year and plan to do mini cuts in between if body fat goes too high. Current weight is 77-78 kg.
Stage 10 never ends
well it ends... eventually 💀