Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas With Only Boxing Gloves?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 5 лет назад +3343

    "He had a funny feeling about me. Which is a strange coincidence, since I was just thinking how funny it would be
    *to beat him to death"*
    Damn that escalated quickly

  • @theblackphantom7314
    @theblackphantom7314 5 лет назад +5368

    I can imagine being an NCR soldier or Ranger during the battle of Hoover Dam, and seeing some dude straight icing legion mofos with boxing gloves lol

    • @hammerstix5791
      @hammerstix5791 5 лет назад +255

      Now let's do the same in Skyrim. I want to see a man knocking the shit out of a dragon and just pummeling it.

    • @jinn8465
      @jinn8465 5 лет назад +163

      @@hammerstix5791
      Dragon as it lands in front of the guy: "Rooooooar!"
      Paul: *WHAP!*
      Dragon: x_x
      Paul: *Deadpan comment.*

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +167

      Imagine being on the other side. A legionnaire or a centurion watching as a single guy run at them with boxing gloves amid the hail of bullets and grenades.

    • @shevestives1118
      @shevestives1118 5 лет назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/q3QYtQaKtZg/видео.html

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +32

      Well, Mad Jack Churchill existed in WW2 so why not? If Legion is already using machettes, then you need to go deeper...

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae 4 года назад +3539

    "Letting their poison melt my insides like a child in a hot car"
    Damn, that's a pretty good one

    • @carolinejohansen851
      @carolinejohansen851 4 года назад +19

      Would you say it's cold?

    • @guerricdeveauxv.h4261
      @guerricdeveauxv.h4261 4 года назад +3

      Omg 😂😂

    • @butterwantschoclate9364
      @butterwantschoclate9364 4 года назад +12

      I’m going to hell for laughing at that one

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 4 года назад +4

      @@carolinejohansen851 "Would you say it's cold?" it's pretty obvious hot... no one complains about leaving a child in a cold car you dummy ^^

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 4 года назад +1

      The hot and cold mix with each other and we get normies.
      Re

  • @Keldro69
    @Keldro69 7 месяцев назад +264

    miss you bro
    edit: I’m so glad you still show up in my recommended even though I’ve already seen every video, rip a legend

    • @MrDeftones122755
      @MrDeftones122755 6 месяцев назад +5

    • @Ungus_Bungus
      @Ungus_Bungus 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wait what happend?

    • @Sewer_Goblin
      @Sewer_Goblin 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@Ungus_Bungushe passed from chronic alcoholism last year, it was something he was dealing with for years. Very sad

    • @gmgunner
      @gmgunner 5 месяцев назад +1

      These videos are constantly on recommended autoplay. Doesn't bother me.

    • @markerek01
      @markerek01 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Sewer_Goblin really?! Man thats sad...

  • @toogee1850
    @toogee1850 5 лет назад +1323

    "I went with Rocky, after the snail that Patrick entered into the great snail race."
    Lol, man I absolutely love this channel and content.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 5 лет назад +29

      They had us in first half not gonna lie

    • @meatsmell8639
      @meatsmell8639 3 года назад +15

      Your name is autotuned duck, yet there are no videos or songs of autotuned ducks on your channel. I'm disappointed.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 года назад +20

      @@meatsmell8639 you have no videos of meat or smelling or smelling meat, your point?

    • @meatsmell8639
      @meatsmell8639 3 года назад +15

      @@smithwesson1896 Touchè.

    • @МирјанаАдамовић
      @МирјанаАдамовић 2 года назад +3

      Vegas is now pro-Rocky

  • @BagKingBrian
    @BagKingBrian 11 месяцев назад +263

    Rest in Peace King. Thanks for all the quality vids and laughs over the years. Gonna come back and rewatch this one a lot, always was one of my favs

    • @wowisbruh629
      @wowisbruh629 10 месяцев назад +4

      What do you mean rest in peace? Did he die?

    • @wowisbruh629
      @wowisbruh629 10 месяцев назад +4

      Uh nvm I checked their channel, sorry

    • @NathanBusby
      @NathanBusby 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@wowisbruh629he unfortunately passed away 🕊️😕

    • @CooperDooper38
      @CooperDooper38 10 месяцев назад +13

      Same. I have fucked up eyes (ocular rosacea) and my treatment requires me to do a hot compress over my eyes for 10 minutes every morning and night before applying a solution to my eyelids that should help.
      I spend those 10 minutes listening to his videos. I miss him already, man.

    • @Bruh-wt9zv
      @Bruh-wt9zv 10 месяцев назад

      @@NathanBusbythat’s just a rumor. If you look it up, he posted to twitter saying he’s just taking a break

  • @muffin1267
    @muffin1267 5 лет назад +5425

    Can you beat Skyrim with only scrolls?

    • @Choppytehbear1337
      @Choppytehbear1337 5 лет назад +220

      YES

    • @Im_Player_2
      @Im_Player_2 5 лет назад +285

      That is such a great idea holy shit

    • @muffin1267
      @muffin1267 5 лет назад +173

      Cole Anderson it’s not my idea I’m just reposting it so mitten might see it

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 5 лет назад +28

      Um he did shouts right

    • @rickpat-iz7dj
      @rickpat-iz7dj 5 лет назад +22

      That would be hard because you have to wait to use it but i would definitely watch

  • @goodraser1003
    @goodraser1003 5 лет назад +1666

    "I hid from Ringo, by hiding IN Ringo."
    10/10 hiding place ever

    • @muskact4450
      @muskact4450 5 лет назад +18

      #BrunoButairati

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 5 лет назад +13

      I think ant man was planning on doing the same against thanos

    • @mr.cathacker
      @mr.cathacker 4 года назад +6

      The number of times that's actually been a hiding spot for people trying to pickpocket or do a sneak critical is amazing

    • @globalistgamer6418
      @globalistgamer6418 4 года назад +6

      It's the last place he'd expect.

    • @nicv836
      @nicv836 4 года назад +7

      Sneak 100

  • @bodonium
    @bodonium 11 месяцев назад +74

    This video got me into this channel and this whole genre - RIP Paul of Mitten Squad you were one of the best

  • @exaltedb
    @exaltedb 5 лет назад +1293

    “I hid from Ringo, by hiding *_in_* Ringo”
    Glorious game design

    • @PKM9107
      @PKM9107 5 лет назад +39

      I used the stones to destroy the stones

    • @bitchy-cryptid
      @bitchy-cryptid 5 лет назад +6

      The last place he would look

    • @lifemythanimations6606
      @lifemythanimations6606 5 лет назад +2

      I want to see more of this in more recent titles

  • @Just_Jake_91
    @Just_Jake_91 5 лет назад +1042

    "I wasnt going to let the deathclaw get me because as far as im concerned, its a draw"

  • @JustinWren20
    @JustinWren20 5 лет назад +726

    “I gave him a right, and then a left and he went down. I don’t know if it was my fists that knocked him out, or him smacking his head on the side of the table. Either way, I took advantage of an unconscious military officer, and beat him to death.” LOL

  • @christopherbradley7149
    @christopherbradley7149 5 лет назад +2882

    Now try beating fallout new Vegas but you can only wear boxing gloves...
    ...in real life

    • @brandon4391
      @brandon4391 5 лет назад +176

      Just make a controller inside of the gloves or motion sensored you’d get ripped trying to beat the game

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 5 лет назад +160

      @@brandon4391 I always knew us Brandon's were geniuses

    • @colonian83
      @colonian83 5 лет назад +33

      @@Brando216 i love this

    • @kieranlee0325
      @kieranlee0325 5 лет назад +70

      I thought you meant going to new Vegas and just wrecking people with boxing gloves...

    • @ryanbradleyrankin
      @ryanbradleyrankin 5 лет назад +19

      @@kieranlee0325 i laughed so hard i almost vomited

  • @gManGabe
    @gManGabe 5 лет назад +345

    Mitten Squad: **Uses mittens to beat the game**
    Also Mitten Squad: **Does not reference this fact in any way, shape or form**

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 4 года назад +2099

    Everything that comes out of this man's mouth is pure gold

    • @trevorburke8660
      @trevorburke8660 4 года назад +33

      Pure nose gold. Get it? Cuz he's nasally?

    • @gentletal5101
      @gentletal5101 3 года назад +71

      Yes, he is the living embodiment of 10 charisma

    • @wonderworld3929
      @wonderworld3929 3 года назад +14

      Funny that what he says is gold when he looks like Hodd Toward

    • @asafoster7954
      @asafoster7954 3 года назад +4

      500 likes is gold 👍

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 3 года назад +3

      I would advise he go see a doctor

  • @easy_sneezy
    @easy_sneezy 5 лет назад +2830

    Putting the emphasis on Mitten in Mitten Squad.

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  5 лет назад +441

      I pinned this comment so that everyone will see what a fool I am for missing a perfect opportunity to explain how Boxing Gloves are nothing more than Mittens on steroids. And shame on everyone else for failing to call me out on this sooner.

    • @disquo-veri
      @disquo-veri 5 лет назад +17

      F

    • @thisrecordingsessiontm3633
      @thisrecordingsessiontm3633 5 лет назад +7

      Being 15 hours late to see this comment is just like my expectations for becoming a pro boxer, just outright disappointing.

    • @youlikejazz9621
      @youlikejazz9621 5 лет назад +1

      Did you copy your comment from another guy because they are the same but the other guy did it 7 hours earlier lol

    • @easy_sneezy
      @easy_sneezy 5 лет назад +1

      @@youlikejazz9621 If I did, I didn't mean to.

  • @maekool6844
    @maekool6844 5 лет назад +3932

    "I went with Rocky,"
    Me: haha i get it, he's named after the famous boxing movie called Rocky Bal-
    "after the snail that Patrick entered into the Great Snail Race."

    • @ThatBoiEm
      @ThatBoiEm 5 лет назад +23

      Maekool cringest momemtv

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 5 лет назад +155

      Wow you got the joke cool congratulations

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 5 лет назад +201

      Rocky > Rocky

    • @robertoibarra3325
      @robertoibarra3325 5 лет назад +15

      I thought the exact opposite

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 5 лет назад +10

      Maekool top ten anime plot twists.

  • @Ishdatrueking
    @Ishdatrueking 6 месяцев назад +28

    This has always been my absolute favorite Mitten Squad video. RIP the GOAT

    • @codyerickson6435
      @codyerickson6435 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ik. I was originally trying to find the location of legendary boxing glove locations in FO4 and found this only 3 vids down. Definitely was the best fallout content creator imo

  • @Prophet1
    @Prophet1 5 лет назад +410

    Can you beat fallout with good karma?
    Mitten Squad: Impossible

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 5 лет назад +49

      Naah,just give a homeless guy about a 1000 purified water bottles and you'll basically become Wasteland Jesus

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 лет назад +44

      @@tristanbeer1257
      *except the part where you strughle to not kill him*

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 5 лет назад +31

      Yeah...
      Lone Wanderer:Ok pal. You got 10 bottles of CLEAN. WATER. IN AN IRRADIATED WASTELAND. Are you fine on your own now?
      Spoiled bastard :Uuuh... can I have some more?
      Lone Wanderer:*Pulls out plasma rifle*

    • @jpuroila
      @jpuroila 5 лет назад +9

      When Many a True Nerd did his kill everything run, he ended up with a good karma for a long time because you get positive karma for killing raiders. So even for Mitten Squad it should be possible.

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад

      That might explain why from what I know he always kills Cass... (Please don’t kill me because I know I’m wrong...)

  • @stephenholler4468
    @stephenholler4468 5 лет назад +529

    "Five dogs are dead, and I have nothing to show for it."
    The wild storytelling and humor in these is so goddamn good.

    • @palpaul9723
      @palpaul9723 4 года назад +3

      john wick

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 года назад +9

      @@palpaul9723 imagine having to fight 5 John wicks, and you only have some boxing gloves lmao

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 5 лет назад +628

    You floated like an eyebot and stung like a cazador! You're a baaaaad man!

  • @sildar_
    @sildar_ 5 лет назад +338

    Plot twist. He plays the game with boxing gloves while using the keyboard.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 5 лет назад +10

      Dear Mitten Squad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?

    • @atomiccrusader6839
      @atomiccrusader6839 5 лет назад +19

      @@silentdrew7636 punch the keys like a man

    • @justinjustin7224
      @justinjustin7224 5 лет назад +2

      Silent Drew Dear MittenSquad, can you draw a dragon?

    • @aaronstephens1350
      @aaronstephens1350 5 лет назад

      the fat kid nicholas i don’t usually upvote yt comments, but this definitely deserves it

    • @traviesavich
      @traviesavich 5 лет назад

      ACheesePlatter I’m guessing you go on reddit a lot though

  • @jordancarter7479
    @jordancarter7479 10 месяцев назад +17

    Idk why, but I saw this pop up and thought it was new and got so excited. You’ll never truly know how much you’re missed Paul

  • @nomnomnom1234100
    @nomnomnom1234100 4 года назад +1248

    “Lt. Haggerty is like Edgar...” i cannot BELIEVE this was a reference.

    • @x2barreledPbJar
      @x2barreledPbJar 4 года назад +119

      Edgar's the one in the hole

    • @johnbonargo929
      @johnbonargo929 4 года назад +56

      when he said it a wave of ptsd came over me

    • @seasaltsky
      @seasaltsky 4 года назад +32

      Who tf is Edgar?

    • @tylerm8371
      @tylerm8371 4 года назад +186

      @@seasaltsky it's from a channel called Roosterteeth, or more precisely Achievement hunter/Let's Play. Edgar is a cow that one of the guys (my fav), who may or may not be a sociopath, has kept stuck in a hole for like 10 years in minecraft.

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 4 года назад +62

      @@tylerm8371 E D G A R I S T H E O N E I N T H E H O L E

  • @BeamierBump80
    @BeamierBump80 5 лет назад +334

    And this time I’m going to the Strip for realzees...
    I got distracted by a hole in the ground

  • @cadencastilaw6373
    @cadencastilaw6373 5 лет назад +350

    Can you beat skyrim with only a longbow and practice arrows

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 5 лет назад +4

      Probably

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 лет назад +2

      With difficulty

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 5 лет назад +20

      Doesn't sound too bad really. If you get your archery up high enough it's very doable

    • @AbyssDark
      @AbyssDark 5 лет назад +18

      Gets lvl 70 in archery and bam
      PARALYSIS ARROWS
      STAGGER ARROWS
      BEAN ARROWS

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 лет назад

      I would love that

  • @sommi-ep2cn
    @sommi-ep2cn 5 лет назад +429

    “Because I did my research (...) prior to this playthrough, (...)”
    -Mittens, who clearly didn’t do his research as unarmed damage is in no form or way governed by strength in the base game.

    • @armoredmilkman3288
      @armoredmilkman3288 5 лет назад +7

      its multiplied by 0.5 tho right

    • @strangerakari2836
      @strangerakari2836 5 лет назад +73

      @@armoredmilkman3288 nope, formula is just (unarmed/20)+0,5 for damage.
      You need strength to wield other "unarmed" weapon though. But you need only 7 for the best weapon and 5 is enough for some pretty good uniques.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 4 года назад +87

      Actually he says "because I did no research".

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 года назад +17

      Stranger Akari and the unarmed skill is governed by endurance

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 года назад +3

      sommi2000 yep, its endurance

  • @dwarfofthenorth6847
    @dwarfofthenorth6847 5 лет назад +526

    If you imagine the boxing glove was a enchanted fork, then yes

  • @PeenWienerstien
    @PeenWienerstien 5 лет назад +74

    Mitten squad beating new vegas with mittens. Sounds fitting.

    • @michaelhipp7731
      @michaelhipp7731 5 лет назад +2

      It's a good thing he's not OJ Simpson because those gloves didn't fit!

  • @scottharvey3761
    @scottharvey3761 11 месяцев назад +13

    The first video i ever watched from the mitten squad RUclips channel so much nostalgia just seeing the thumbnail may you rest in peace paul you helped many people without even realising and unfortunately without being able to help yourself sleep tight a fallout legend 😥😥😥

  • @irond0g780
    @irond0g780 5 лет назад +783

    *sees mitten squad upload*
    Ah yes the monthly occurrence

    • @6ixx229
      @6ixx229 5 лет назад +40

      Has literally uploaded 5 times this month 🤣

    • @ravenbartimaeus3743
      @ravenbartimaeus3743 5 лет назад +17

      AND ITS FUCKING MAJESTIC!

    • @fullzatochi2053
      @fullzatochi2053 5 лет назад +4

      iron D0G
      *annually

    • @irond0g780
      @irond0g780 5 лет назад +2

      @@fullzatochi2053 shit u rite

    • @Shukuzo
      @Shukuzo 5 лет назад +2

      Na more like once a year

  • @ginjaman4784
    @ginjaman4784 5 лет назад +287

    Now a real challenge would be only using the Euclid's C-Finder lol

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 5 лет назад +2

      Just rest alot,

    • @zakthewack
      @zakthewack 5 лет назад +36

      @@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 *you cannot wait while enemies are nearby*

    • @tannersrdr2clips432
      @tannersrdr2clips432 5 лет назад

      Fr

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 5 лет назад +4

      Diplomacy, speech, stealth boys, and just use it to kill when absolutely needed. Also stay outdoors and avoid indoors entirely.

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ 5 лет назад

      @@crabcrab4323 Nope. At least you can still attack without a weapon.

  • @danielc.v.
    @danielc.v. 4 года назад +50

    I love how you can _feel_ the panic when he sees the deathclaw outside the cabin

  • @davidwilson2916
    @davidwilson2916 5 лет назад +185

    Can you beat Old World Blues without taking any damage? THE SAGA MUST BE FINISHED!!!

    • @grimreaper-hy7bk
      @grimreaper-hy7bk 5 лет назад +9

      He gotta do lonesome road too.

    • @therun7024
      @therun7024 5 лет назад

      Old world blues without damage is impossible, he always counts cutscene damage and before it even starts your character gets gutted and loses their brain and shit, so that wouldn’t be possible

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 5 лет назад +1

      @@grimreaper-hy7bk and dawnguard

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 5 лет назад +3

      @@therun7024 but you take no damage in-game from that.

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 5 лет назад +347

    When you think about it, a boxing glove is basically a type of Mitten, so it's a fitting choice for you.

  • @chrislockwood1786
    @chrislockwood1786 11 месяцев назад +14

    Rest in peace man, your videos got me through my some rough times

  • @MittenSquad
    @MittenSquad  5 лет назад +113

    If you’re interested in seeing a much more challenging playthrough with only Boxing Gloves, I'd suggest checking out Rhetam’s No Kill - Very Hard - Permadeath - Boxing Gloves Only series: ruclips.net/video/Dbp81BkzaB8/видео.html

    • @marshahammack4503
      @marshahammack4503 4 года назад +4

      A holy comment with only 3 comments?!

    • @bulletmog
      @bulletmog Год назад +2

      The most obscure mitten comment

    • @FR853.
      @FR853. Год назад

      Hidden Gem of a comment

    • @Playboyscorpion
      @Playboyscorpion Год назад

      Mmm, beans

    • @antz350
      @antz350 Год назад +2

      Hopefully you’re doing better mitten man. I recently found your channel and have been binging.

  • @mrappgamer571
    @mrappgamer571 5 лет назад +217

    Sign: Keep Out!
    Mitten Squad: I'm about to be the richest man in the galaxy.

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 7 месяцев назад +8

    As a religious unarmed player in Bethesda games, this was always my favorite playthrough.
    Rest in Peace, Paul.

  • @choustiny.825
    @choustiny.825 5 лет назад +287

    Basically fallout nv but more family friendly

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 5 лет назад +20

      Only when it's not voiced over by this guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @alexbaucom5432
      @alexbaucom5432 5 лет назад +8

      If Bethesda remade fallout nv

    • @SteveIsHavingMC
      @SteveIsHavingMC 5 лет назад +6

      *pulverizes a man*

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 5 лет назад +8

      nothing says "family friendly" like savagely beating everyone you meet to death

  • @ataozd_
    @ataozd_ 5 лет назад +686

    Next:
    *Can you beat Fallout 4 with only using your son as a weapon?*

    • @youraverageant7888
      @youraverageant7888 5 лет назад +33

      Actually a mod lets you do that....

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 лет назад +33

      Yes. Just fire him from a fatman or jam nails into him and tape him to a baseball bat

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 лет назад +15

      *Shaun's gonna getcha*

    • @chainsmoke34
      @chainsmoke34 5 лет назад +5

      Joining Institute and destroying other factions is pretty much using your son as a weapon and beating the game so...

    • @naenaemister5048
      @naenaemister5048 5 лет назад +1

      Spider-Gwen or the bat mod

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 4 года назад +188

    8:30
    Lmfao that death claw really wanted that round 3 he couldn’t stand a draw

    • @TheAustronaut03
      @TheAustronaut03 3 года назад +11

      I love how his first reaction was just to turn around and enter the building because same

  • @shake9662
    @shake9662 5 лет назад +260

    "This time, for realsies, I was going to the strip."
    a second later
    "I got distracted by a hole in the ground."

    • @shake9662
      @shake9662 11 месяцев назад

      Came back watching his videos after hearing of his passing… rest in peace

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight9956 5 лет назад +66

    8:31 look at the panic in the simple turn around

  • @frankhernandez4695
    @frankhernandez4695 9 месяцев назад +12

    Yup. This is my favorite video from him. May he rest well

  • @Eee-ql6wr
    @Eee-ql6wr 5 лет назад +261

    Can you beat fallout 3 using only craftable weapons?

    • @nasunothecat7499
      @nasunothecat7499 5 лет назад +21

      E ee once you make the dart gun and deathclW gauntlet it would be easy as hell
      The difficult part is getting the death claw hand

    • @davidwilson2916
      @davidwilson2916 5 лет назад +11

      That would be a good idea, if the Rock-It launcher wasn't overpowered.

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 5 лет назад +3

      The shishkebab can be obtained pretty early too, and the game would be so simple to beat with that weapon too

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад

      Shishkebab + Pyromaniac= the most OP melee weapon and the game and pretty easy to craft early.

    • @cdru515
      @cdru515 5 лет назад

      ​@Mestayoku Then the hard part is getting a craftable weapon to use against that deathclaw

  • @armansagmanligil1144
    @armansagmanligil1144 5 лет назад +385

    legate: *exists*
    MittenSquad: drugs

    • @personmcperson78
      @personmcperson78 5 лет назад

      Arman Sagmanligil nice

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, I mean. Nothing says victory like overdosing after a war right?

    • @armansagmanligil1144
      @armansagmanligil1144 4 года назад +1

      @@SoggyCoffeeAddict gotta escape that ptsd somehow

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 4 года назад

      MittenSquad in the Matrix - "I need drugs...lots of drugs..."

  • @Nick-rr4xy
    @Nick-rr4xy 4 года назад +63

    6:50 The radscorpions were 100% justified in attacking you here. Just because they're varmints don't mean you can throw trash at em.

  • @Daece2928
    @Daece2928 5 лет назад +132

    Dude, nice reference to Edgar’s hole.

    • @mypsizllez
      @mypsizllez 5 лет назад +15

      I was oddly happy when he made that joke.

    • @austingage8593
      @austingage8593 5 лет назад +22

      EDGAR IS THE ONE IN THE HOLE

    • @Bigben0419
      @Bigben0419 5 лет назад +6

      I'm glad somebody else noticed that

    • @Rocinante2300
      @Rocinante2300 5 лет назад

      My names Edgar so it’s always weird to hear it in that reference

    • @AidenAlias
      @AidenAlias 5 лет назад +1

      I was so thrown off by it

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 4 года назад +198

    "This time, for realsies, I was going to the strip"
    *Immediately after* "I got distracted by a hole in the ground"

  • @TheLynn3777
    @TheLynn3777 4 года назад +66

    "Melting my insides, like a child in a hot car." Savage. Subscribed.

  • @Zikamirikushifu
    @Zikamirikushifu 5 лет назад +75

    "I wish I could just kill whoever I want with no consequences, without worrying about them fighting back"-Mitten Squad,2019

  • @obey1358
    @obey1358 5 лет назад +206

    Can u beat lonesome road without any damage confirmed

    • @aboyisnoone8265
      @aboyisnoone8265 5 лет назад +6

      oof thatd be a hard one, thatwould take longer than just beating the base game haha

    • @precipitated6263
      @precipitated6263 5 лет назад +5

      Sweet profile picture Castle crashers is dope

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 5 лет назад +4

      Can you beat lonesome while playing a good dlc?
      *No*

    • @gmanynwa5190
      @gmanynwa5190 5 лет назад

      Oh hell no

    • @gmanynwa5190
      @gmanynwa5190 5 лет назад +1

      @Mestayoku yeah shoot him in the face don't bother talking that's what I did 😂

  • @alexesposito6824
    @alexesposito6824 4 года назад +44

    This has got to be the funniest one yet. Your commentary is so perfect. Delivery was legendary. I’m cracking up man. Bravo.

  • @aldoguzman7364
    @aldoguzman7364 5 лет назад +69

    Can you beat fallout new Vegas by only placing mines in npc pockets?

  • @deathdjinn1
    @deathdjinn1 4 года назад +54

    Bruh, your analogies are more thought out than my entire life.

  • @steveharveysayingnani651
    @steveharveysayingnani651 5 лет назад +265

    K. This dude killed a cazador with the gloves nobel prize

    • @yungreggie8841
      @yungreggie8841 5 лет назад +4

      But he hasn’t killed a deathclaw with them

    • @yungreggie8841
      @yungreggie8841 5 лет назад

      Sarsaparilla Sunset i dunno

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 5 лет назад +2

      @@sarsaparillasunset3873 Hmmm let's find out. *pops in Fallout 4*
      1.
      2.
      *kills Deathclaw upon 3rd punch*
      3....

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 лет назад

      KageTrauma What kind of fallout are you playing? To be able to do that, you need maxed strength, you need to take 21 of the best psycho and wear fully maxed out X-01 with the military paint to increase your strength.

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 5 лет назад

      @@PugnaciousProductions This was a reenactment of my very first Deathclaw encounter on Fallout 4.

  • @JomoKiN
    @JomoKiN 5 лет назад +192

    But can you beat Skyrim with only torches?
    Alternatively: Can you beat Skyrim with ONE torch, before it burns out?

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ 5 лет назад +23

      You can un-equip and re-equip your torch to reset the timer, and make it last forever.

    • @holmgeirgautreksson2451
      @holmgeirgautreksson2451 5 лет назад +22

      He's probably both insane and masochistic enough to do it.

    • @planb8700
      @planb8700 5 лет назад +4

      I didn't even know torches burned out lol

    • @seantecklin6438
      @seantecklin6438 5 лет назад +5

      This is the best idea ever, I'm going to ATTEMPT it, but only ATTEMPT. It's going to be a rough journey folks...

    • @holmgeirgautreksson2451
      @holmgeirgautreksson2451 5 лет назад +2

      @@seantecklin6438 Godspeed, good sir!

  • @harrykelly4651
    @harrykelly4651 4 месяца назад +8

    Miss you bro hope you're doing play throughs in the next life

  • @jacketbrother546
    @jacketbrother546 5 лет назад +114

    I can't wait to see this video "Can you beat cyberpunk 77 with only keanu Reeves"

  • @dapimpinturtle
    @dapimpinturtle 5 лет назад +41

    The A.H. reference at 9:27 made me pretty damn happy. Haggerty is the one in the hole

  • @jibb1451
    @jibb1451 5 лет назад +24

    4:47 when you realize the Mantises were perfectly capable of escaping the cell through the massive gaps in the bars, but stayed anyways. . . what was keeping them in there? What were they hiding from?

  • @conanmcdonagh2619
    @conanmcdonagh2619 5 лет назад +62

    "Nothing says victory like overdosing after a war."

  • @thetrujelo
    @thetrujelo 5 лет назад +90

    "We can have fun with his body before it turns cold, so I stripped him naked, nice." -Mitten Squad, 2019

  • @Aneoca
    @Aneoca 8 месяцев назад +9

    "Nothing says victory like overdosing after a war." damn he had some zingers, RIP

  • @fireninja9025
    @fireninja9025 5 лет назад +57

    “I stripped him naked, nice”
    - Mitten Squad 2019
    6:44

  • @jacksoncosper2802
    @jacksoncosper2802 5 лет назад +9

    I think you have a fantastic sense of humor dude, the dryness that you out in your jokes is really good!

  • @Greendawn-di3dl
    @Greendawn-di3dl 9 месяцев назад +4

    Id rewatch these every few months or so. Long time listener first time caller; I'll miss you Paul. You were a good friend despite you knowing it or not.

  • @King-sd7ew
    @King-sd7ew 5 лет назад +67

    Can u beat fallout 3 with only a Chinese pistol
    Please I beg of you

    • @Aeroc0bra
      @Aeroc0bra 5 лет назад +3

      KingOfSting AC Genius

    • @King-sd7ew
      @King-sd7ew 5 лет назад +1

      @@Aeroc0bra it's worse then anything, its *the hardest*

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 лет назад +1

      Can u beat fallout 3 with only ur companion only?

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 лет назад +1

      ?

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 лет назад +1

      @@Aeroc0bra?

  • @Trevzom
    @Trevzom 5 лет назад +61

    Didn't beat the cripple in nipton to death 0/10

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 4 года назад +1

      @KekLord KKTK The power of his rudeness aided him

  • @ObviouslyUnknown
    @ObviouslyUnknown Год назад +8

    I always come back to this video just for the clip of Lt. Monroe being bopped and dying because he hit his head on the edge of a table

  • @Lolmeep
    @Lolmeep 5 лет назад +159

    "people want to kill themselves when they see my face in real life"
    *me_irl*

  • @caffienatedtactician
    @caffienatedtactician 3 года назад +6

    I dont know why I find this episode in particular so delightful; it's easily my favorite. I think the "weak weapons" challenges in general are my favorite ones to go back and rewatch

  • @DaisesTmrw
    @DaisesTmrw 4 года назад +41

    “I hid from Ringo, by hiding *in* Ringo”
    *y e s*

  • @cronoash4790
    @cronoash4790 5 лет назад +147

    Next Video Idea:
    Can You Beat Skyrim without collecting any buckets?

  • @jarrodmartin9945
    @jarrodmartin9945 5 лет назад +65

    "Then I remembered, I can just go in arms blazing" 😂😂😂 another great video. So funny as always

  • @nickbros9419
    @nickbros9419 11 месяцев назад +8

    Rest in peace the ac won’t bother you anymore.

  • @athenamossuka9387
    @athenamossuka9387 5 лет назад +49

    I love your content so much and my day always gets brighter with a notification you posted!

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD 5 лет назад +88

    Holy Shit dude! Slick Achievement Hunter reference "Edgar can be anyone" I really appreciate that one!

    • @spookyjishwa
      @spookyjishwa 5 лет назад +5

      Glad I wasn't the only one to realize

    • @sethemmert3077
      @sethemmert3077 5 лет назад

      If you tell me the game your refering to I will complete every single achievement in that particular game

    • @AbysswalkerD
      @AbysswalkerD 5 лет назад +1

      @@sethemmert3077 what do you mean by what game I'm referencing?

    • @sethemmert3077
      @sethemmert3077 5 лет назад

      @@AbysswalkerD are you talking about fallout?

    • @Eyezick-l5z
      @Eyezick-l5z 5 лет назад +2

      @@sethemmert3077 I think its just a reference to the RUclips channel "Achievement Hunter" and their various series

  • @daffierpython7755
    @daffierpython7755 4 года назад +16

    Him beating an unconscious scorpion at high speeds cracks me up

  • @avi-sb5lb
    @avi-sb5lb 5 лет назад +236

    Can you beat life without your dad leaving (do this one next)

    • @fernandocalzada3534
      @fernandocalzada3534 5 лет назад +22

      Ah fuck I failed before I knew what was happening

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 лет назад +6

      Master Duk really me too it’s so annoying right.

    • @lucasgoeltl1154
      @lucasgoeltl1154 5 лет назад +1

      Dat moment when u see death claw. RUN AWAY dead

    • @Bigdog33677
      @Bigdog33677 5 лет назад +14

      SLAP N CLAP bonus challenge: play as a black character

    • @avi-sb5lb
      @avi-sb5lb 5 лет назад +4

      @@Bigdog33677 very epic

  • @drumkommandr9779
    @drumkommandr9779 5 лет назад +81

    Ironically, boxing gloves are actually MORE lethal than bare hands.

    • @jibb1451
      @jibb1451 5 лет назад

      @ZERO94AIC What does this man know that we don't?

    • @emmanuelgarza7149
      @emmanuelgarza7149 5 лет назад +4

      @ZERO94AIC Because boxing gloved protect the boxer's hand from being damaged you can throw more powerful punches.
      Human hands aren't made for striking, you have so many small bones and tendons, throwing a bare punch is like trying to hit someone with a Rolex. You're more likely to damage your hands for the slightest imperfection on form or where your hand lands. Gloves, give you the necessary protection to strike harder with a wider surface area.

    • @beezowdoo-doozopittybop-bo3949
      @beezowdoo-doozopittybop-bo3949 5 лет назад

      An in-game reason would be because your fists don't deal fatigue damage as far as I know. So using bare fists means the enemy is actively resisting until they die instead of collapsing and letting you slowly kill them.

    • @graysonfost8679
      @graysonfost8679 5 лет назад

      @@emmanuelgarza7149 You don't hit harder in gloves, that's just untrue. Sure, you may have a higher chance of breaking your hand without gloves (though people's who's hands break easily will also often break despite gloves) hitting without gloves is a fair bit harder, and much more dangerous.

    • @emmanuelgarza7149
      @emmanuelgarza7149 5 лет назад +2

      @@graysonfost8679 Force = Mass x Acceleration.
      Gloves not only protect you but add mass and a flat surface area to deliver a blow. Boxing gloves have been designed over a century to allow someone(with training and practice) to hit more effectively and safely.
      In fact, there are substantially less injuries and knock outs in bare knuckle boxing competitions than gloves boxing competitions because of this. A lot of people actually propose removing gloves from traditional boxing competitions for that reason.
      [Edit] to clarify, I'm not saying a glove will 100% give you a stronger punch. But it will allow you to punch harder with more mass without hurting yourself, which I believe is a reasonable goal whenever throwing a punch.

  • @hamjaro2920
    @hamjaro2920 3 года назад +5

    My favourite past-time is getting drunk and watching these challenges over and over again. The humour is just perfect, thanks Paul for releasing a myriad of the best videos available on RUclips. Your masochistic suffering isn't for naught, it's guiding me through life and my mental problems, bless you

  • @jabbiernitisaro9736
    @jabbiernitisaro9736 5 лет назад +84

    can you beat fallout 4 with only grenades/molotov cocktail

    • @therattataking7062
      @therattataking7062 5 лет назад +5

      You do know that those things are almost everywhere at raider bases

  • @thomasbrummeler311
    @thomasbrummeler311 5 лет назад +29

    "she is essentially Edgar" 😂😂 love these videos so much!

  • @Fiberoptiks
    @Fiberoptiks 11 месяцев назад +4

    6:15 I remember spitting my drink out to this line the first time I heard it. Rest easy, Paul.

  • @fangedgamer777
    @fangedgamer777 5 лет назад +12

    Bethesda: No one would be psychotic enough to do this...
    Mitten Squad: Hold my sanity

  • @ScrotumJoe34
    @ScrotumJoe34 5 лет назад +8

    I fucking love doing boxing glove builds in Fallout games and seeing this made me happy
    I feel included

  • @derricktarver6100
    @derricktarver6100 Месяц назад +3

    "Or maybe the treasure was the pleasure of a dozen rad scorpions... melting my insides." 😂😂😂 I miss you man.😢

  • @sydious_s_snake
    @sydious_s_snake 5 лет назад +73

    "..It's the, eye of the yao guai, it's the thrill of the fight.."🎵🎶

  • @vectronized9931
    @vectronized9931 4 года назад +51

    After watching the face reveal and going back to this, i finally understand now what he means at 6:08... i would kill myself too but not out horror but out of how beautifully angelic his face is, making me think i dont need to continue in life anymore.

  • @marcelovitorvasconcelos4621
    @marcelovitorvasconcelos4621 5 месяцев назад +7

    Man, I miss him...

  • @nubberton1345
    @nubberton1345 5 лет назад +131

    Can you beat Fallout New Vegas while vilified by everyone, fully crippled, addicted to every drug, with all stats at zero.

  • @VideoGhero
    @VideoGhero 5 лет назад +28

    "nothing says victory like overdosing after a war"

  • @zicamen5
    @zicamen5 5 лет назад +22

    my god, I respect you man, beaten new vegas with only a boxing glove, somebody need to make a book about your exploits in this adventure ahahaha

  • @gorillaguy5664
    @gorillaguy5664 4 года назад +9

    8:08 *The battle was so epic it literally had the cameras breaking!*

  • @rikotheman2629
    @rikotheman2629 11 месяцев назад +5

    This one was always one of my favorites

  • @azkar65
    @azkar65 11 месяцев назад +4

    Can't believe you're gone man...we really lost a true legend, R.I.P

  • @noah7008
    @noah7008 5 лет назад +28

    The part with the blind death claw coming outta nowhere and scaring you was hilarious

  • @L0vac
    @L0vac 4 года назад +3

    Don't know how I didn't find this channel until now. Your narration style reminds me a lot of that Simpsons episode where everyone was thinking that mafia killed Skinner, but he was trapped under old newspaper and then he freed himself, come to the court and explains how he did it in the same way. It's Season 2, I think, check it out.