Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Moving The Camera?

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  • Опубликовано: 15 фев 2020
  • The camera in a game, the way you see your character and the world around you, has a big impact on your ability to play that game. A bad camera makes precise movements more difficult and can be a real annoyance to the player. So what if you were to take a game that’s played in a 3D space where you have control over the camera, and then removed that control? Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Moving The Camera?
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    Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Moving The Camera? (in text form)
    The first task is to disable the ability to move the camera. My first thought was to unbind the camera controls in the game’s settings, but you can’t do that. So I went to Plan B. Using the same program I used to play New Vegas with a Guitar Hero controller, I plugged in a Playstation 4 controller made my computer think it’s an Xbox 360 controller. Then all I had to do was leave the boxes assigned to the right analog stick empty and I could play Fallout 3 without even having the option of moving the camera, I couldn’t move it if I wanted to.
    I had a couple thoughts in my head when I was born regarding the problems I might face. There were a few scenarios that I thought might give me trouble. When it came to the name, that was easy, I asked Discord what my name should be. I named myself “Um”, made sure I had a mustache of some sort, going through a virtual life without one sounds like hell, and the real game begins. Walking to dad was easy, the game tried to convince me to use the right stick. I can’t use that. We all know what happened to the right stick. It ended itself by bonking itself twice in the head and then hanging itself.
    Then came the problem, the problem I hadn’t even considered. Your task is to open the playpen gate, but you can’t do that if you can’t see the gate, and you can’t see the gate without turning around. With the knowledge of this single issue deep in your noodle, I think you can start come up with some other problems that might arise fairly quickly. But I tackle issues in life one at a time. I’m not worried about the future. All I cared about was getting to the other side of this 2 foot tall gate. Jumping over it wasn’t an option, I can’t jump that high. My last resort hail mary shot in the dark idea was to go back to mouse and keyboard like a PC peasant, console master race am I right fellas, and quick-save quick-load my way through the gate. I avoided the temptation of looking around by simply turning off my mouse.
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  • @sethburleigh8967
    @sethburleigh8967 4 года назад +8506

    id honestly like to see a "can i beat fallout 3 however i want" video and just see howd you play the game if you just sat down and wanted to actually have fun

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 4 года назад +771

      That's the easiest way to watch a massacre

    • @Razorblade195
      @Razorblade195 4 года назад +108

      Yes. Video idea lol

    • @hordix7213
      @hordix7213 4 года назад +350

      don't do it in skyrim coz it's going to be a guide of all buckets in the land of tamriel

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 4 года назад +51

      Hes going to combine them all

    • @valthorix7347
      @valthorix7347 4 года назад +47

      That's a great title for a let's play series

  • @ZombieChillPill
    @ZombieChillPill 4 года назад +3679

    I feel Paul is sending us cries for help but we all laught at it

    • @soaplewdsmatter
      @soaplewdsmatter 4 года назад +105

      We dont feel it... we know it.... he is crying for help

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +39

      He's a console peasant, something must be wrong

    • @gh05tnoh24
      @gh05tnoh24 4 года назад +8

      He said that he’s fine with altering reality and that’s why he drinks but I’m pretty sure he just jokes

    • @besotoxicomusic
      @besotoxicomusic 4 года назад +3

      Pizza_Eating_Pug does altering reality make it any less real?

    • @gh05tnoh24
      @gh05tnoh24 4 года назад +3

      Crimeny James no it just alters your perception of it

  • @ashtontheartist6751
    @ashtontheartist6751 7 месяцев назад +158

    Look like I'm not only one rewatching his stuff after his death. Rip Paul💛💙

    • @CommanderCasey
      @CommanderCasey 6 месяцев назад +12

      Same here this man’s videos are legendary but sadly the curse of grandma sparkle got him in real life. Rest in peace

  • @KODtheawsome
    @KODtheawsome 4 года назад +2665

    Getting into Little Lamplight: [SPEECH] "I'm a literal baby."

  • @beakiesan6918
    @beakiesan6918 4 года назад +5357

    Nobody:
    Paul in 3 years:Beating fallout 3 with a rope around my neck.

    • @LordTrashcanRulez
      @LordTrashcanRulez 4 года назад +37

      Lmfao

    • @Apotheosister
      @Apotheosister 4 года назад +334

      Can I beat fallout before passing out from blood loss?

    • @MsSnowyWintry
      @MsSnowyWintry 4 года назад +159

      Beating Fallout 4 before they find me

    • @christopherwalker1823
      @christopherwalker1823 4 года назад +34

      What's the ultimate goal here? To beat the game before you pass out due to hypoxia?

    • @z4dot996
      @z4dot996 4 года назад +130

      If i die in fallout i die in real life

  • @armoredmilkman3288
    @armoredmilkman3288 4 года назад +2358

    imagine how bad whoever suggested this must feel now

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 4 года назад +87

      I saw someone comment it for new vegas and I said that I don't think it'd be possible cos of the first door, it seems the same for this too lol

    • @christopherkoch7556
      @christopherkoch7556 4 года назад +22

      He's done a fatman why not a knife

    • @gpheonix1
      @gpheonix1 4 года назад +36

      I didn’t but I’m soooooooo happy he did. The frustration was veeeerrrry entertaining.

    • @thedrunkendude6456
      @thedrunkendude6456 4 года назад +13

      @@gpheonix1 no

    • @mathiasrmer3305
      @mathiasrmer3305 4 года назад +15

      Not even ten minutes into the video, he proved he could not do it.

  • @jbeastly96
    @jbeastly96 3 года назад +1184

    It’s hilarious to me that the “baby” is actually just a very, very tiny man

    • @ceilingfan3589
      @ceilingfan3589 2 года назад +26

      Cute dog

    • @rosegoldpeach
      @rosegoldpeach 2 года назад +43

      Same, it’s so funny to think James is speaking to a tiny man like a baby LOL

    • @_trashvis_
      @_trashvis_ 2 года назад +30

      isn't that technically what a baby is

    • @sextuspompeius1266
      @sextuspompeius1266 2 года назад +1

      @@_trashvis_ nice pfp

    • @skyhawkslcb18
      @skyhawkslcb18 2 года назад +2

      @@_trashvis_ well, no, a baby is a tiny human, and a man is a big human

  • @shanecoulson7042
    @shanecoulson7042 7 месяцев назад +131

    rest in peace mitten squad you are the best.

  • @Hiro-vi8xp
    @Hiro-vi8xp 4 года назад +788

    2:32 so that's what I did wrong
    If I only assigned my special points, I would've seen my dad again

    • @katsu6934
      @katsu6934 4 года назад +19

      Alex Sudzik he went out for milk

    • @legendaryt-fox658
      @legendaryt-fox658 4 года назад +3

      Oof

    • @cyanoobs9781
      @cyanoobs9781 4 года назад +19

      Epic Troll
      he’s taking too long it better be chocolate

    • @cosmicburger7706
      @cosmicburger7706 4 года назад +6

      Addicted to Vodka better be caramel

    • @puffel8145
      @puffel8145 4 года назад +5

      @@cosmicburger7706 better be a kitten!

  • @scheeemz
    @scheeemz 4 года назад +1890

    Next up: "Can you beat Fallout NV with a big iron against your Forehead?"

    • @lt.cowboy5499
      @lt.cowboy5499 4 года назад +20

      😳like against Pauls head? Or the couriers?

    • @scheeemz
      @scheeemz 4 года назад +58

      @@lt.cowboy5499 Paul's head of course

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 года назад +29

      Playing this goddamn game almost makes you wish for a big iron on your head

    • @cameronmackinnon5923
      @cameronmackinnon5923 4 года назад +38

      Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas with a clothes iron searing though your hip?

    • @readmarx420
      @readmarx420 4 года назад +2

      As long as its not turned on i can

  • @Sephiewoth
    @Sephiewoth 4 года назад +3420

    The fact that Grandma Sparkle crashes Paul almost every time is hilarious to me.

  • @brettrhines6917
    @brettrhines6917 6 месяцев назад +76

    Man, hearing him joke abt alcoholism is not the same now. Rest in peace.

    • @theelitegamer0078
      @theelitegamer0078 3 месяца назад +5

      @@marquisturner2908he’s actually dead now, he made that post a month before he passed

    • @kylemitchell2052
      @kylemitchell2052 3 месяца назад +9

      @@marquisturner2908 No he is not. He passed away about a month after. There are multiple obituaries for him.
      It was confirmed on the subreddit by his family.

  • @BostonMassacre
    @BostonMassacre 4 года назад +2192

    Mitten Squad in 2 years: Can you beat fallout: New Vegas While drowning

    • @awacsbandog658
      @awacsbandog658 4 года назад +48

      Sounds easy but I don’t have pool

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 4 года назад +26

      in-game or irl?

    • @Boomi_Dog
      @Boomi_Dog 4 года назад +33

      @@sodiboo irl

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 4 года назад +29

      @@Boomi_Dog Both

    • @blax140
      @blax140 4 года назад +14

      @@sodiboo both

  • @botanistedward
    @botanistedward 4 года назад +738

    Me 30 minutes ago: “huh I wonder what the timer is for”
    Now: “oh, that’s a lot of fallout 3”

    • @AllegoricSiren
      @AllegoricSiren 4 года назад +17

      I kinda noticed it but stopped paying attention after 2 minutes until I read your comment after finishing the video. I went back and looked and holy shit that's a lot of time for something so stupid lol

  • @Northstar_Studios
    @Northstar_Studios 4 года назад +902

    11:30 “Raid Shadow Legends is more of a threat to humanity than Ebola and the corona virus combined”
    An ad for Raid Shadow Legends proceeds to play.

  • @darealgzuskryst
    @darealgzuskryst 4 года назад +2606

    Bethesda: You can't kill children
    Also Bethesda: makes you a child that can take damage and die
    Todd: It just works

  • @CF2321
    @CF2321 4 года назад +774

    Now try "beating far cry 4 without getting spotted" there's a few required combat sections but none of them start with you being spotted

  • @codygibson2809
    @codygibson2809 4 года назад +316

    I absolutely lost it when he landed on the kid and had to look straight down.

    • @swaghettimemeballs4420
      @swaghettimemeballs4420 4 года назад +13

      No matter how high your luck stat, You can never count out the bad luck of the player himself.

    • @m0nkey162
      @m0nkey162 4 года назад +1

      What time

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 4 года назад

      @@m0nkey162 9:20

    • @m0nkey162
      @m0nkey162 4 года назад

      * Narclemaid * ty

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 4 года назад +370

    Enclave walks in: "It's a baby with a gun... Over..."

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 года назад +15

      ITS A BABY. WITH. A. GUN. OVER.

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 года назад +2

      @OneStart Gamer imagine in cute baby voice, only.

  • @johngayap2520
    @johngayap2520 4 года назад +966

    "Can you beat Skyrim only using the wabbajack?"

    • @Johnson09641
      @Johnson09641 4 года назад +132

      You may play on any difficulty.
      You may wear any armor and use any shield you choose.
      You must go immediately to complete the Wabbajack quest.
      Once you have the Wabbajack, cherish it. For it will be your ONLY weapon for the duration of the challenge.
      You must complete any of the major questlines (dark brotherhood, main story, DLC, etc.) using ONLY the Wabbajack.
      You are not allowed to use any other weapons, unless required by your chosen quest.

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 4 года назад +6

      @@Johnson09641 yes

    • @zeteny741
      @zeteny741 4 года назад +12

      It should be named the double John quest.

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv 4 года назад +10

      This is an awfully interesting challenge

    • @RG_Hearth
      @RG_Hearth 4 года назад +9

      Everyone like this comment because this NEEDS to be a thing.

  • @a_damska
    @a_damska 4 года назад +502

    When you break your neck and got a neck brace, maybe this is how it feels

    • @mirurururuvein
      @mirurururuvein 4 года назад +25

      No.There, you at least can turn your torso.

    • @rei1sba315
      @rei1sba315 4 года назад +53

      My neck is broken fuck i need to clip through this wall so i can get to work on time

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 4 года назад

      Man I gotta take the biggest shit. *walks in bathroom and faces down toilet* fuck.......

    • @nathansmith8334
      @nathansmith8334 4 года назад

      @@jionmionskwisgaar1476 this is the best reply to this comment

    • @Darkczarek
      @Darkczarek 4 года назад

      Boss get down. That's an enemy gunship...one spray with that chaingun could split a man in half.

  • @shriterk8995
    @shriterk8995 3 года назад +583

    I guess “can you beat fallout 3 as a baby” is just child’s play now

  • @GuiItyUniverse
    @GuiItyUniverse 6 месяцев назад +11

    This was the first video I ever saw of his. Rest in peace Paul. I will forever be a part of your Mitten Squad.

  • @lt-yx1hx
    @lt-yx1hx 4 года назад +592

    10:33 "I'll explain what happened, but just know that I started playing at around 1:00 PM, and by 5:00 PM, I had done enough shots to black out."
    Paul, if you need help, you can just ask.

    • @leehampton358
      @leehampton358 2 года назад +22

      This aged well

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 2 года назад +22

      @@leehampton358 Agreed.
      It's sad coming back to these videos, but it really makes you appreciate how far he's come.
      I remember seeing comments on Nerbit's videos about it, which is how I found out in the first place. If you haven't watched Nerbit then you should BTW, he makes videos in a very similar style to Mitten Squad in the best possible way.
      Context for those out of the loop: Paul was struggling with severe alcoholism around the time of this video's upload and he took a hiatus at one point to try and get himself cleaned up. At time of this comment he's been back for a while and he's clearly doing a lot better. People have been very supportive of him through this process.

  • @Daft_Savant
    @Daft_Savant 4 года назад +210

    8:44 "...talk to someone to get my perspective shifted"
    neat

  • @twotugtony7221
    @twotugtony7221 7 месяцев назад +16

    I still can't believe he's actually gone... been watching his stuff all day. man was the best, I'm sorry you didn't get the best man... F

  • @Unibellium
    @Unibellium 6 месяцев назад +9

    Now that he’s gone…it’s time to rewatch all of his videos. Even if it’s a stranger to stranger thing I still miss you Paul.

  • @medievaljedi
    @medievaljedi 4 года назад +220

    I'm scared of whatever else you're gonna do as a challenge... Like: Can you beat Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, and Fallout 4 simultaneously with one controller controlling all three characters.

  • @nagafusa1
    @nagafusa1 4 года назад +486

    Can you do a run where you're constantly rotating to the right as the giant bayblade you are

    • @wiggleee_w0rm
      @wiggleee_w0rm 4 года назад +45

      JayCup TheMan i can see Paul start doing 360 no scopes on like the NCR just for the hell of it

    • @nagafusa1
      @nagafusa1 4 года назад +16

      @@wiggleee_w0rm I just can't wait him trying to input the numbers for the bomb one number at a time 😂

    • @lucentcloud6388
      @lucentcloud6388 4 года назад +4

      @@nagafusa1 i actually laughed way too much for this challange lol so damn creative man

    • @knightsotl796
      @knightsotl796 4 года назад +3

      IT IS THE BAYNEBLADEEE

    • @avopeac6300
      @avopeac6300 4 года назад +1

      please no kmg

  • @Definitely_a_Fox
    @Definitely_a_Fox 4 года назад +221

    I like how he decided to move the camera to look at the door, instead of just looking down at the S.P.E.C.I.A.L book. Would've made his life a lot easier down the line.

    • @harryborg570
      @harryborg570 3 года назад +3

      He could have used a radroach to turn anyway aswell

    • @roach3554
      @roach3554 3 года назад +37

      @@harryborg570 you cant use V.A.T.S unless you have a pip boy, in his case he cheated it in after he left the vault.

    • @harryborg570
      @harryborg570 3 года назад +5

      @@roach3554 oh ok now it makes sense

  • @thorstmixx
    @thorstmixx 4 года назад +202

    Me: Furiously spamming the quicksave/quickload keys, going in and out of tiny loading screens over and over in the span of a second to glitch through a wall.
    Fallout 3: This is fine.
    Me: Leaving Grandma Sparkle's Shack.
    Fallour 3: SHUT IT DOWN

  • @MasterSeyer
    @MasterSeyer 4 года назад +681

    "Can you beat Skyrim by only having the main quest in your journal?"
    Basically is it possible to only have the main quest active in your journal and no side quests or misc quests? So you can't overhear a guard saying to join the legion, or any rumors at all.

    • @Noob4745
      @Noob4745 4 года назад +40

      I dont think its possible

    • @TerpTheBandit
      @TerpTheBandit 4 года назад +57

      This would depend on whether you count side quests that can be/have been integrated into the main story.
      Discerning the Transmundane, for instance, is a side quest that can be completed independently of the main quest line, but is required for you to complete one quest in the main line, as well as the DLC Dawnguard in the same manner.

    • @MasterSeyer
      @MasterSeyer 4 года назад +34

      @@TerpTheBandit i think for the purposes of the run, so long as it is required to progress the main story then yes that's fine, but with the caveat that it has to have a name associated with that quest.
      But it's been a while since I've played skyrim so it's a little difficult to pinpoint which quests were necessary for progression.

    • @hunterfogleman7443
      @hunterfogleman7443 4 года назад +22

      It’s possible, if you exploit the game.
      You can get into the boss chamber without going through the dungeon and getting golden claw quest and you can avoid brynjolf by immediately going to the ratway.
      I at least know that, I’m not sure how to avoid getting discerning the transmundane.
      Also can avoid the college questline by using a bucket.
      The magic of Skyrim’s buckets is astonishing.
      Also avoid dialogue as much as possible, at least avoid irrelevant quest related dialogue.

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 4 года назад +8

      I could be wrong but if you apply some of the Skyrim speedrun strats it's quite possible

  • @bluestarcap684
    @bluestarcap684 4 года назад +1716

    "After it took three grown men to abduct a baby with a gun."
    Why is nobody mentioning this? It should be a crime. Favorite line in the video.

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 года назад +5

      Glorious

    • @sh-bf7bv
      @sh-bf7bv 4 года назад

      Lol. I don't get it though.

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like Baby Boss 3

    • @vurrunna
      @vurrunna 4 года назад +22

      That's a baby with a gun.
      It's a *BABY.* With a *GUN.*

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 года назад +1

      @@vurrunna There's the reference I was waiting for!

  • @prestongarvey2599
    @prestongarvey2599 4 года назад +193

    you know what dude, you get a pass in my book, and maybe all of our books
    good job, i pray you don't have to suffer this much ever again

    • @WorshipHim5ever
      @WorshipHim5ever 4 года назад +9

      But what if he tried to beat Fallout without saving

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 4 года назад +17

      Rhys Taylor what if he tried to beat fallout 4 with only mines and no clothes

    • @WorshipHim5ever
      @WorshipHim5ever 4 года назад +3

      @@prestongarvey2599 I like how you think

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 4 года назад +11

      Maybe he can get a free pass from helping a settlement?

    • @amamiya1208
      @amamiya1208 4 года назад +4

      @@WorshipHim5ever Oh so you are proposing a no death run?...
      *_BRILLIANT_*

  • @R3TR0734
    @R3TR0734 7 месяцев назад +10

    Time to rewatch all of mitten squads videos RIP Mitten squad we miss you man

  • @lvlupent.7334
    @lvlupent.7334 4 года назад +540

    [Baby casually wanders out of the vault]
    Game: *GO BACK AND LOOK AT THE F***ING YOURE SPECIAL BOOK*

  • @DragoniteSpam
    @DragoniteSpam 4 года назад +712

    The vats / dialogue trick is actually really clever.

    • @DragoniteSpam
      @DragoniteSpam 4 года назад +46

      @@AlphaCarinae I mean, not really, he tricked the game into doing it for him. Roundabout tricks like this are the main reason I'm interested in these.

    • @underseashinobi7279
      @underseashinobi7279 4 года назад +20

      Asuka Shikinami Langley he didn’t moved the camera the game moved the camera

    • @thenathanB2011
      @thenathanB2011 4 года назад +9

      @@DragoniteSpam he had to turn the camera to get out into the wasteland at the beginning, thats why at the end he even says he did not beat fallout 3 by not turning the camera

    • @DragoniteSpam
      @DragoniteSpam 4 года назад +4

      @@thenathanB2011 oh right, for the SPECIAL points. I was responding to the poll card. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 4 года назад +1

      @@thenathanB2011 well yeah, but the vats thing still wasnt cheating.

  • @sirmetaladon
    @sirmetaladon 4 года назад +127

    "A wise man once said: Hi, Billy Mays Here!" That joke had me rolling on the floor. And yet, I feel guilt for laughing at the misfortunes of some guy on the internet torturing himself to make youtube videos...

  • @Literally-Brian
    @Literally-Brian 7 месяцев назад +9

    Thanks for all the laughs bro, rest well ❤

  • @trucid2
    @trucid2 4 года назад +301

    One can say that conversation can shift your perspective.

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 4 года назад +3

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 года назад +8

      Tell that to the left

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 4 года назад

      Get out

    • @johncurtis118
      @johncurtis118 3 года назад +5

      @@paulcarmi8130 Can't tell them anything. They wouldn't listen anyways

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 3 года назад +1

      @@johncurtis118 true

  • @airbourne1266
    @airbourne1266 2 месяца назад +8

    Weird how you can miss a man you’ve never met

  • @vtr0104
    @vtr0104 4 года назад +456

    Paul, my man, you're a wonderful human being and hilarious to listen to. You don't need to do things like this, there's no need for suffering.
    You've been through enough, it's been literal years. Please. Think of your health.

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 4 года назад +60

      I honestly think he's driving himself insane on purpose at this point.

    • @dethmaul
      @dethmaul 4 года назад +18

      I hope youtube makes him a lot of money to invest, to live on when he's permanently disabled lol

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 4 года назад +7

      It pays the bills

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 4 года назад +14

      No...no he has not been through enough.
      Not until he beats all the Fallout games using only a Wii-remote!

    • @legendaryt-fox658
      @legendaryt-fox658 4 года назад +9

      Bruh i honestly hope he is not an alcoholic and that he doesnt drink as much as he makes himself out to

  • @rjgoodman4056
    @rjgoodman4056 3 года назад +43

    "I used that moment to get an action shot of our heroes." Why aren't more people talking about that line? it was hilarious. Also who else saw Sticky kill an Enclave soldier right before he died? MVP of the run

  • @minij7bobcats
    @minij7bobcats 4 года назад +414

    A wise man once said “Hi, Billy Mays here” and he was right.

  • @Pixal_Dragon
    @Pixal_Dragon 4 года назад +206

    I’m just glad it didn’t turn out like the hands bound Skyrim one

    • @wesleylee1504
      @wesleylee1504 4 года назад +5

      That one still gives me nightmares at times

    • @SalvageET
      @SalvageET 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, if I didn't see the length of the video, I would definitely think it would turn out like that Skyrim video.

    • @njackson6807
      @njackson6807 4 года назад

      @@wesleylee1504 That playthrough itself was a nightmare lol

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +136

    "Dad told me to look someone in the eye when they speak to you. I figured that meant that was the only time I was ever allowed to look towards someone."

  • @themagicalgamer6522
    @themagicalgamer6522 8 месяцев назад +7

    10:34 knowing what we now know, this bit hit me like a truck :( I really, sincerely hope Mitten is doing alright now

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 4 года назад +62

    “A wise man once said Hi! Billy Mayes here!’ And he was right. There has to be a better way”
    Best Paul of Mitten Squad quote ever. I hope that’s in the next “best of” compilation.

  • @ManuelTFox
    @ManuelTFox 4 года назад +768

    "--A wise man once said 'Hi, Billy Mays here!' and he was right. /There's got to be a better way./"
    You don't understand, I am currently in bed, sick with a stomach virus, and it took me like 20 minutes to stop coughing up from this.

    • @MikeDrew312
      @MikeDrew312 4 года назад +16

      Somebody unlike this and keep it 69.. lol

    • @garretwoods3861
      @garretwoods3861 4 года назад +5

      I’ve had the the stomach virus for two days now. These videos are making it great

    • @Pseunolia
      @Pseunolia 4 года назад +1

      the serious tone in which he says it only makes it way more funny

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 4 года назад +3

      Get better man

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 4 года назад

      Yeah cool but guys,we have a furfag here.

  • @YK-tr5ti
    @YK-tr5ti 4 года назад +208

    “I had a couple thoughts in my head when I was born, regarding the problems that I might face. There were a few scenarios I thought of that might give me trouble”
    Same

  • @Dita2233
    @Dita2233 3 года назад +400

    I been watching your videos for 4 hours now I think I need help

    • @afuea-qg5yo
      @afuea-qg5yo 3 года назад +26

      first time?

    • @trevinwolverine1904
      @trevinwolverine1904 3 года назад +2

      Damn. Never thought I'd see you around these parts

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 3 года назад +5

      There is no help, only mitten squad

    • @cdceltic9391
      @cdceltic9391 3 года назад +1

      I never though you would watch these kind of videos Dita also keep up the good work

    • @WrldPeac3
      @WrldPeac3 3 года назад

      same

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 2 года назад +80

    It's heavy coming back to older videos where Paul's alcoholism is clearly in play.
    Really puts into perspective how far he's come since then. Absolute champion.

    • @SnoipaH999
      @SnoipaH999 Год назад +23

      This did not age well

    • @davycricket2121
      @davycricket2121 11 месяцев назад

      😬

    • @PolarBear-rc4ks
      @PolarBear-rc4ks 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@SnoipaH999 wdym? i dont watch his vids much so not up to date etc

    • @SnoipaH999
      @SnoipaH999 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@PolarBear-rc4ks "Little bit of a life update: My drinking has gotten so out of control that I had to go to the emergency room again yesterday. I got some bad news there. Turns out i've got pancreatitis. The frequent vomiting sucks but the pain is indescribable and nothing seems to make it stop." from his Twitter in may

    • @themagicalgamer6522
      @themagicalgamer6522 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SnoipaH999Jesus. I just discovered Mitten recently and just loved having his challenges on background as i fell asleep. This whole thing hit me like a tidal wave. I thought he had just gone on hiatus after he beat alcoholism :(

  • @Supersonic-ks3tz
    @Supersonic-ks3tz 4 года назад +112

    This man has been to ever version of hell

    • @psykotic1012
      @psykotic1012 4 года назад

      Paul is inventing, endorsing, and visiting new versions of hell.

  • @LordTrashcanRulez
    @LordTrashcanRulez 4 года назад +198

    "I had a couple of thought in my head when I was born"
    Life would have been much easier if you could actually do that

    • @Magicpaper1337
      @Magicpaper1337 4 года назад +10

      We probably do think. We just don't know it, and it's 100% not coherent.

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 4 года назад +3

      And we don't remember it

  • @makeitthrough_
    @makeitthrough_ 6 месяцев назад +6

    21:49 was a bummer at the time, but, just, damn

  • @section13mediabranch34
    @section13mediabranch34 4 года назад +31

    0:56 you planned this video before you were even born?! dedication man.

  • @ShibaBark
    @ShibaBark 4 года назад +183

    Can we give this man a good challenge for once or else we'll lose him due to braindamage and major depression

    • @dragonausto1614
      @dragonausto1614 4 года назад +13

      uh can you beat fallout 3 by playing normal

    • @ShibaBark
      @ShibaBark 4 года назад +21

      @@dragonausto1614 why would you do that? horrible challenge, next

    • @doctorbleh4110
      @doctorbleh4110 4 года назад +16

      @@ShibaBark Can you beat fallout NV with only crafted items. Explosives, healing items, ammo.

    • @iPostPwnedU
      @iPostPwnedU 4 года назад +3

      Can you beat any fallout using your elbows and a accessibility controller

    • @tntrigued5011
      @tntrigued5011 4 года назад +1

      Can you beat any fallout with a steering wheel

  • @revengedealer
    @revengedealer 4 года назад +244

    This was painful to watch. I can't image actually doing this. You are the hero RUclips deserves.

  • @clevertaco328
    @clevertaco328 4 года назад +121

    16:53
    "I should of been happy to be beaten by Jesus, but I wasn't" had me Rolling so Hard! Haha lmao

    • @Leah-Heala
      @Leah-Heala 4 года назад

      I can't... xd it's so fucking funny for reason and I don't know why

  • @Athesies
    @Athesies 3 года назад +11

    That terror in his voice when sticky came back mightve been the most emotive I've ever heard him, lmao that was amazing

  • @Jesse.00
    @Jesse.00 4 года назад +15

    Right after he said that raid shadow legends was a threat to humanity, a raid shadow legends commercial came up

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 4 года назад +30

    The "VATS" Trick is the kind of workaround I expected tbh

  • @thecolorpurple4807
    @thecolorpurple4807 7 месяцев назад +13

    10:34 - 10:43
    Fucking hell man. RIP Paul.

  • @themanicman8458
    @themanicman8458 3 года назад +19

    This is how my mom played Skyrim when I had her try it out she's amazing at Mario but doesn't understand the third dimension in video games
    Any game that doesn't require you to move the camera she's quite good at she kicked my ass in Mortal Kombat despite the fact that she hadn't played video games in over a decade at that point

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 4 года назад +171

    "There's a hollowed out rock behind megaton"
    By the gods I've never known about that one

    • @yvngtrappa6665
      @yvngtrappa6665 4 года назад +11

      Hell yea bro. I always pick that sniper up as early as I can remember to get it. Perfect start for a crit build.

    • @nick1615
      @nick1615 4 года назад +1

      Yeah once I found out about it years after first playing F3 I get it right away every time I even know exactly where it is now without looking it up

    • @PyroSirBrad
      @PyroSirBrad 4 года назад +3

      In New Vegas you can dump radiation to Camp Lamplight and make it uninhabitable for the Legion.

    • @SomeCanine
      @SomeCanine 4 года назад +3

      @@PyroSirBrad Yeah I love doing that even after I kill all of them for exp. It's funny to the the boat guy show up in a hazmat suit.

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 4 года назад

      @@PyroSirBrad How? Sounds like something I should try in my current playthrough.

  • @funkyzom8ie841
    @funkyzom8ie841 4 года назад +299

    “I’m all about ignoring reality if it makes me feel good, that’s why I drink.” Lmaooo

  • @bradleymarshall5840
    @bradleymarshall5840 6 месяцев назад +4

    RIP Paul. You was my go to for years now. Wish things would have been different

  • @diacilus6148
    @diacilus6148 4 года назад +37

    Nobody:
    Paul: Beating fallout 3 with a can of deodorant whilst being dead

  • @mjones9932
    @mjones9932 4 года назад +334

    Lmao literally right after he said Raid: Shadow legends was worse than the coronavirus, I got an ad for Raid.

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 4 года назад +17

      The irony of it all. In trying to save us, he condemned us

    • @mikemclaughlin243
      @mikemclaughlin243 4 года назад +8

      Michael Jones ironic he could save others from death but not himself

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 4 года назад +3

      Got an Arknights ad before the video started and already had a Raid ad before even getting to that part

    • @birthdaydeathbed
      @birthdaydeathbed 4 года назад +2

      Yo me too

    • @hamishhindson1241
      @hamishhindson1241 4 года назад +1

      Yes i was gonna comment that

  • @mplsboss6648
    @mplsboss6648 4 года назад +91

    Nobody:
    Paul in 2 years:Beating fallout 3 before my house burns down and im burned alive

  • @superharleepla1172
    @superharleepla1172 4 года назад +19

    11:26 *"Not the hero we deserved, but the guy we got"*

  • @vincentdaugustine9218
    @vincentdaugustine9218 6 месяцев назад +8

    Watching this one all the comments you make seem like a cry for help:( miss you

  • @JediMasterYoda66
    @JediMasterYoda66 4 года назад +32

    i love how the video is just the main character blinking really fast and being shot into the void

  • @LordTrashcanRulez
    @LordTrashcanRulez 4 года назад +91

    "I made sure I had a mustache of some sort , going through virtual life without one is a hell"

  • @HamTheBacon
    @HamTheBacon 6 месяцев назад +6

    You didnt cheat my guy, and we all wish you were still here to continue these. RIP. I will kill grandma sparkle on every future playthrough i vow it.

  • @skrep123
    @skrep123 4 года назад +58

    "I had a couple thoughts in my head, when I was born, of the problems that I would face" same bro 😔

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 4 года назад +72

    "I wore Stickys party hat to continue his legacy." Gold.

  • @CDivvy
    @CDivvy 4 года назад +184

    “watching her body spasm was just as satisfying as ever”
    jeez bro

    • @thekid5616
      @thekid5616 4 года назад +5

      It's bethesda game. Body spasms are a thing that happens a lot n it can be ridiculous n funny. Think your the one taking it to a dark place so that's your mind. Jeez bro

    • @CDivvy
      @CDivvy 4 года назад

      The Kid lmao it just sounded weird but i played fallout and yes there are a lot lol

    • @thekid5616
      @thekid5616 4 года назад +3

      @@CDivvy remember in Oblivion punching bodies could cause some insane spasms. Deer limbs would stretch across the screen. Prob put at least 4k hours in tht game n haven't even played it in over 10 years lol. Every time I do it's a grind for the "perfect stat" increases each level. I had a perfect character guide I wrote by hand tht few of my friends used.

    • @abysscashierlightning-fast670
      @abysscashierlightning-fast670 4 года назад +1

      @13th_Wolf weirdos unite!

    • @CDivvy
      @CDivvy 4 года назад

      13th_Wolf LMAO

  • @Floridablaze97
    @Floridablaze97 4 года назад +28

    9:20 had me dying!

  • @merchant271
    @merchant271 4 года назад +41

    Mitten squad: “this seems like an easy challenge.”
    You’re special book: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

    • @LeigonX
      @LeigonX 3 года назад

      @@TheWetPassion I hope that was a joke..

  • @RaggedDan
    @RaggedDan 4 года назад +248

    So when's the: "Can you beat Fallout NV with crippled everything?" ;)

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 4 года назад +21

      You easily could it would just be a massive pain to do and watch

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent 4 года назад

      Honestly that doesn't even seem hard, minus the camera being annoying.

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 4 года назад

      Alpha Blaq yeah but crippled everything wouldn’t even be challenging

    • @Ytinasniiable
      @Ytinasniiable 4 года назад +1

      It would just take forever and might cause motion sickness

    • @coffeecrispy2673
      @coffeecrispy2673 4 года назад +1

      It sucks when you have your head crippled

  • @Zedkiller1101
    @Zedkiller1101 4 года назад +75

    Try This: "a perfectly normal speedrun of Fallout 3, but without alcohol therapy"

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 4 года назад +9

    21:50 Another way of saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own" nice

  • @anahateseverything
    @anahateseverything 3 года назад +6

    Can someone make a compilation of every time he kills Grandma Sparkles or talks about her crashing the game? It makes me laugh every time, it’s my favorite part lmao

  • @Q-lays
    @Q-lays 4 года назад +798

    So Basically this is "Fallout 3 Porn, No Camera Shake"?(Edit: To all the People's who looked this up.
    I Apologize)

  • @mcfire0210
    @mcfire0210 4 года назад +61

    Never been this early before, thought Susan had a seizure and broken the system

  • @g4man41
    @g4man41 4 года назад +13

    10:05 Ends up staring directly into the Sun xD

  • @redmolina9781
    @redmolina9781 4 года назад +15

    “So I’m escaping the vault and playing the game as a baby.”
    why can’t I stop laughing😂

  • @oblexs9008
    @oblexs9008 4 года назад +66

    25:46 toy story: a post apocalyptic role playing game

  • @adamrosenfield2209
    @adamrosenfield2209 4 года назад +21

    Why?!?!?! Your masochism is unmatched my dude. It hurts to watch but I can't stop

    • @MrsTold
      @MrsTold 4 года назад +1

      He is the m in bdsm, we are the s.

    • @nick1615
      @nick1615 4 года назад

      @@MrsTold senza is the s we are the bd's cause we're all bitch dicks

    • @CheezHappns
      @CheezHappns 4 года назад

      Only him and Dante Ravioli is mad enough to do these kinda challenged :D

  • @adamtifone9243
    @adamtifone9243 Год назад +2

    I really miss you Paul your videos are so cool please come back to RUclips soon 😢😢

  • @Ideabot_69
    @Ideabot_69 3 года назад +3

    Shoutouts to the woman who helped a sword-wielding baby with a belly full of irradiated tap water escape the women's restroom.

  • @helpidontlikemypfp4028
    @helpidontlikemypfp4028 4 года назад +143

    For April fools you should make a video called
    “can you beat fallout 3”

    • @dragonausto1614
      @dragonausto1614 4 года назад +6

      @josh the rare earthbound and undertale fan yes if he tries to play normally he dies

    • @thepoolisstillclosedduetoa4761
      @thepoolisstillclosedduetoa4761 4 года назад +1

      While playing fallout four

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 4 года назад +2

      Bird and it’s just a full length play through without exploits or cheats

    • @helpidontlikemypfp4028
      @helpidontlikemypfp4028 4 года назад +2

      Ocloud The Evil yes that would be awesome to watch

    • @ocloud7389
      @ocloud7389 4 года назад +2

      Bird and no cuts whatsoever

  • @murdocsdeadsexy
    @murdocsdeadsexy 4 года назад +127

    When people nonchalantly sneak something in like "You're in a simulation too."
    I get existential. Then I get itchy.

    • @whisperingorchid1793
      @whisperingorchid1793 4 года назад +5

      @Harold Gay duuuuuude, that stuff is wild.. So I had this odd dream a few weeks prior to doing it. It was so vivid and out of the ordinary that I remembered the whole thing. The day came and I did it, and I shit you not, it was exactly that dream I had. It was as if I've already lived that part of my life and was just waiting for it. I'm still questioning my existence to this day... I cannot explain what happened and nothing ever could

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +13

      @Whisperingorchid
      You took a *_hallucinogenic DRUG._* You didn't see God. You have nothing to "question your existence" with.

    • @whisperingorchid1793
      @whisperingorchid1793 4 года назад +3

      @@Alizudo nonono, like, it's just something I can't explain. I'm not saying it was divine, but I just can't explain it. It's something you'd have to see for yourself, not saying you have to do it, but it's the only way to get an idea of what the experience was like. I just can't put it into words

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +2

      @@whisperingorchid1793
      Was it anything like this?
      ruclips.net/video/Bb8VgNhSGCk/видео.html

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 4 года назад +7

      @@whisperingorchid1793
      That's what happens when your brain misfires in a very specific way.

  • @Stormgorge
    @Stormgorge 4 года назад

    The first video I've seen of you and I have to subscribe due to the sheer fucking willpower you have to have done this.

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 Год назад +2

    Sticky is gonna have one HELL of a story to tell.

  • @8BitMisdreavus
    @8BitMisdreavus 4 года назад +325

    Today I learned:
    The secret to challenge runs is daydrinking
    Seriously Paul though, you okay

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 года назад +23

      I know his liver and kidneys aren't.

    • @gasmaskmanne
      @gasmaskmanne 4 года назад +3

      Wonder how he wakes up next day morning?

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 2 года назад +12

      Paul absolutely wasn't okay.
      He took a hiatus for a bit to get cleaned up and he's okay now.

    • @8BitMisdreavus
      @8BitMisdreavus 2 года назад +9

      @@DanteTorn Paul's character arc is high tier

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing 2 года назад

      Yeah

  • @matthewmullen2303
    @matthewmullen2303 4 года назад +60

    I can hear Burke saying to you, "So you're a masochist!"

  • @evanrainforth2185
    @evanrainforth2185 4 года назад

    Your dedication is so impressive. Thank you for busting your balls making these videos. They are very enjoyable

  • @johndoe6188
    @johndoe6188 Год назад +1

    I see a baby wandering a nuclear hell hole, and whenever a raider tries to kill him, the baby speaks like an Italian car salesman, "Hey woah, take it easy there muscles!"