Tim's Take On The Oceangate Sub Disaster

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @dmelson7502
    @dmelson7502 Год назад +828

    There is only one commentary I wanted to hear on this story and this is it.

    • @DannyGadish
      @DannyGadish Год назад +10

      Fr 😂

    • @natelamb5779
      @natelamb5779 Год назад +8

      So true. It’s was everything I had hope for….. Thanks Tim.

    • @makeupmunkeyjr
      @makeupmunkeyjr Год назад +12

      I’ve scrolled past every video talking about it until i saw this one

    • @accuser_of_the_brethren7816
      @accuser_of_the_brethren7816 Год назад +1

      Open confession because im amongst fellow pigs..I accidentally listened to half of James Cameron's explanation when we found out they imploded...it was just a mere moment..forgive me..

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад +1

      lol dude very nice

  • @justgivenofox9543
    @justgivenofox9543 Год назад +590

    “We all have our own can, and we’re all trying to see the Titanic”
    Absolutely inspiring words Tim. Absolutely inspiring

    • @BGdroopy
      @BGdroopy Год назад +4

      🏆

    • @DrPhil-kx3ci
      @DrPhil-kx3ci Год назад +8

      That shitt is poetic.

    • @ricardosantee3511
      @ricardosantee3511 Год назад +4

      I wish someone could take the time and make a book of all of Tim Dillion's quotes from his podcast lol

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 Год назад +1

      i hope you understand how ironic hes being

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад +1

      lolol best comment

  • @sheogorath7915
    @sheogorath7915 Год назад +244

    Please stop making fun of these poor billionaires. They`re under a lot of pressure right now.

  • @GuardiansofTheLight
    @GuardiansofTheLight Год назад +330

    "The sharks don't care that they're eating 30% of the racial diversity group" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slayerd357
    @slayerd357 Год назад +349

    Tim is going to make a fantastic old man.

  • @emmawatson1484
    @emmawatson1484 Год назад +1025

    As someone who is physically disabled, I approve Tim calling me a crippled.

    • @Pullupattheafterparty
      @Pullupattheafterparty Год назад +79

      Gave him the C word pass

    • @Rugbiii
      @Rugbiii Год назад +47

      A step towards understanding. Beautiful

    • @fleafly70
      @fleafly70 Год назад +41

      @@Rugbiiimore like a limp.

    • @kwlkr91
      @kwlkr91 Год назад

      It’s definitely a step up from his old “body-retarded” descriptor

    • @shopkeep9710
      @shopkeep9710 Год назад +17

      Im epileptic, i spend a lot of the time doing the funky chicken. Can i have a c word pass?

  • @Ultimatenightvision
    @Ultimatenightvision Год назад +294

    “One day you’ll be handing someone a McChicken through the drive-thru and they’re gonna shoot you in the head.” 15:35

    • @priski007
      @priski007 Год назад +9

      lmfao

    • @AtomMachinerule
      @AtomMachinerule Год назад +8

      Facts😂

    • @SoarLong
      @SoarLong Год назад +14

      The way he had to pause so he didn't laugh and also needed to think of the next thing to say and he couldn't, did it for me.

    • @Hunting380
      @Hunting380 Год назад +6

      I laughed so fuckin hard at that 🤣

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад +1

      wow. _100%_ right!

  • @etherdetroit1977
    @etherdetroit1977 Год назад +191

    If I ruled the world Tim would be the uncensored host of The Tonight Show

    • @Finder76
      @Finder76 Год назад +22

      If I ruled the world, Tim would be my press secretary.

    • @mtpruden
      @mtpruden Год назад +10

      @@Finder76damn that’s how to make sure there are no further questions from the press corps.

    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 Год назад +6

      Id have tim on a leash like channing tatum in " this is the end"

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 Год назад +5

      My belief in Late Night ended with Letterman and Ferguson. Tim is like the satanic afterbirth found in a taco bowl. Easily acquired taste, om nom nom.

  • @TrumpSkillz
    @TrumpSkillz Год назад +62

    We all knew the stepson who went to the Blink 182 concert was going to get Tim’s attention

  • @ShadyRay_24
    @ShadyRay_24 Год назад +94

    “No not Jesus Christ, Thank you lord.” LMAO

  • @flahgdoe4558
    @flahgdoe4558 10 месяцев назад +12

    I love how he explained how they exploded like he's talking to kids. And the sharks go "chomp"

  • @katarinas6012
    @katarinas6012 Год назад +126

    That last thought at 15:00 was so deep it almost imploded

  • @MusicNick
    @MusicNick Год назад +46

    This went from the most unhinged rant to the most neatly wrapped beautiful bow at the end

  • @Joey-jg1su
    @Joey-jg1su Год назад +64

    They definitely didn't get a glimpse, debris was found 1300ft from the titanic. They stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back. Cthulhu has claimed them as his own. I only feel bad for the French guy. Dude was an OG explorer who made countless discoveries and met his end site seeing the titanic.

    • @SniperPrecision
      @SniperPrecision Год назад +20

      No he met his end ALMOST seeing the titanic. Jfc

    • @413.
      @413. Год назад +3

      How you say they didnt see the titanic and theyve seen it in one single paragraph?

    • @Joey-jg1su
      @Joey-jg1su Год назад +3

      You do realize getting to a destination falls under the category of site seeing.

    • @HIGH_noon
      @HIGH_noon Год назад +9

      according to my research on TITAN and its design features the window was not where the person operated it or was it used to view from... it was where the "toilet" was which was just a plastic bucket/bottle lol... the sub was controlled via a Logitech controller and text messages sent from a screen to the ship above but not even using GPS simply a "guess" of the input give and the direction they landed just GO from there lololol... now here is the best 2 things so the whole window thing meant you had ZERO times you got to see the titanic from the porthole window unless they turned around when they left it had to be viewed from behind when they were returning... so the ONLY way you got to see the titanic was thru a screen which is how you get to see it in any documentary from the comfort of your couch at home LMAOOOO...
      now here is a quote from news article about the depth rating of said porthole from a fired high level employee:
      ""Lochridge wrote that he learned the viewport on the sub was only built to a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, even though the Titan intended to go down to 4,000 meters in depth. He also urged OceanGate to use an agency such as the American Bureau of Shipping to inspect and certify the Titan.
      "OceanGate refused to pay for the manufacturer to build a viewport that would meet the required depth of 4,000 meters," Lochridge's filing alleges.""
      as well as wikipedia info about the damage reports that occured after every single previous trip and how it had to be repaired:
      In another 2022 dive to the Titanic, one of the thrusters on Titan was accidentally installed backwards and the submersible started spinning in circles when trying to move forward near the sea floor. As documented by the BBC documentary Take Me to Titanic, the issue was bypassed by steering while holding the game controller sideways.[62][63] According to November 2022 court filings, OceanGate reported that in a 2022 dive the submersible suffered from battery issues and as a result had to be manually attached to a lifting platform, causing damage to external components.[64][65]
      OceanGate claimed on its website as of 2023 that the Titan was "designed and engineered by OceanGate Inc. in collaboration [with] experts from NASA, Boeing, and the University of Washington."[28] A 1⁄3-scale model of the Cyclops 2 pressure vessel was built and tested at the University of Washington Applied Physics Laboratory; the model was able to sustain a pressure of 4,285 psi (29.54 MPa; 291.6 atm), corresponding to a depth of approximately 3,000 m (9,800 ft).[29] After the disappearance of the Titan in 2023, the University of Washington stated that the Applied Physics Laboratory had no involvement in "design, engineering, or testing of the Titan submersible." A Boeing spokesperson also said that Boeing "was not a partner on the Titan and did not design or build it." A NASA spokesperson said that NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center had a Space Act Agreement with OceanGate, but "did not conduct testing and manufacturing via its workforce or facilities".[28] Rush had touted partnerships with NASA, Boeing, and UW to Pogue in 2022 in response to a question about the perceived "MacGyvery jerry-rigged-ness [sic]" improvisational design based on the use of off-the-shelf components.[15][30]
      David Lochridge, OceanGate Director of Marine Operations, inspected the Titan as it was being handed over from Engineering to Operations and filed a quality control report in January 2018 in which he stated that no non-destructive testing of the carbon fiber hull had taken place to check for voids and delaminating which could compromise the hull's strength. Instead, Lochridge was told that OceanGate would rely on the real-time acoustic monitoring system, which he felt would not warn the crew of potential failure with sufficient time to safely abort the mission and evacuate. The day after he filed his report, he was summoned to a meeting in which he was told the acrylic window was only rated to 1,300 m (4,300 ft) depth because OceanGate would not fund the design of a window rated to 4,000 m (13,000 ft). In that meeting, he reiterated his concerns and added he would refuse to allow crewed testing without a hull scan; Lochridge was dismissed from his position as a result.[5] OceanGate filed a lawsuit against Lochridge that June, accusing him of improperly sharing proprietary trade secrets and fraudulently manufacturing a reason to dismiss him. The suit was settled in November 2018.[5]
      Initial shallow dive testing with a crew was conducted in Puget Sound.[31] OceanGate said that testing of Titan without a crew to 4,000 m (13,000 ft) was performed in June 2018 to validate the design,[32] conducted near Great Abaco Island, near the edge of the continental shelf, as the platform would only need to be towed 10 nmi (19 km) to depths exceeding 4,600 m (15,000 ft).[6] During a subsequent human-piloted descent, Rush became the second solo human to descend to 4,000 m (13,000 ft) on December 10, 2018,[31] after James Cameron, who in 2012 dove to Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench, approximately 11,000 m (36,000 ft).[6] Partway through that solo dive in December 2018, Rush used the vertical thrusters to overcome unexpected positive buoyancy when descending past 3,000 m (10,000 ft), which caused interference with the communication system, and he lost contact with the surface ship for approximately one hour.[6]
      In April 2019, OceanGate announced that a crew of four had set a record by descending in Titan to 3,760 m (12,340 ft).[33] Karl Stanley,[b] who had participated in the April 2019 dive alongside Rush,[33] later sent an email to Rush stating his concerns with loud cracking noises they had experienced during the dive. In Stanley's opinion, the noises were associated with a potential "flaw/defect in one area being acted on by the tremendous pressures and being crushed/damaged", adding he felt it meant there was "an area of the hull that is breaking down".[36][37] In a later email, Stanley was more blunt in his assessment: "I think that hull has a defect near that flange, that will only get worse. The only question in my mind is will it fail catastrophically or not." Rush responded by stating more tests would be conducted.[35]
      After the tests were completed in January 2020, the hull of Titan began showing signs of cyclic fatigue and the craft was de-rated to 3,000 m (9,800 ft).[4] The Spencer-built composite cylindrical hull either was repaired or replaced by Electroimpact and Janicki Industries in 2020 or 2021, prior to the first trips to Titanic.[5][38] According to Rush, the carbon fiber materials had belonged to Boeing, but OceanGate had purchased them at a significant discount because they were past their shelf-life.[39] Boeing stated they had no record showing they sold carbon fiber to OceanGate or Rush.[40]
      imo that thing was fucked from the very beginning... im not saying you would survive at low depth even if the hatch couldve been opened from the inside or pressurized to open or something but once i read they BOLTED it shut from outside with 18 nuts... ummmmmmmm yeah im good on that... my guess is there was some obvious failure of an important system that maintained control of it going up or down or the controller or they once again like always lost connection to the text messaging system and that psycho Rush just said fuck it we are going they pushed on straight down and because he said after a 2022 trip that it was now derated to 9000ft well duhhhhh the titanic is at 13000ft so what happens next CRUNCHHHHHHH

    • @freespeechordeath7826
      @freespeechordeath7826 Год назад +6

      ​@@HIGH_noonif the sub was only rated for 9,000 ft, and one of the individuals in the sub knew this but decided to climb in for a dive 4,000 ft deeper well then what we have is not an example of a tragedy. We have an example of natural selection.

  • @3ducksinamansuit
    @3ducksinamansuit Год назад +52

    I love that Tim Dillon doesn't remotely give af.😂

  • @syverjove
    @syverjove Год назад +66

    “Enjoy the can” should be a shirt

    • @mmr0221
      @mmr0221 Год назад +2

      Too bad Tim is too lazy to design it

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train7876 Год назад +91

    I’m so glad that Tim covers current events🙌🏼

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Год назад +28

    If Leslie Neilson was alive. He would play Stockton Rush.

  • @lx.hys49
    @lx.hys49 Год назад +110

    Man, this podcast was the best one in MONTHS. Every single bit was hilarious

    • @2ndhandsextoy838
      @2ndhandsextoy838 Год назад +3

      He's been on fire lately. His last episode is both depressing and funny from start to finish. Pure genius.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад +2

      your comment is without a doubt accurate

  • @jonathanwiggins5366
    @jonathanwiggins5366 Год назад +30

    They couldn't create a better story in a lab for Tim.

  • @EritreanChic
    @EritreanChic Год назад +11

    “There’s no eye contact on this production” 😂

  • @od9694
    @od9694 Год назад +83

    Honestly the film should be a comedy

    • @mmr0221
      @mmr0221 Год назад +21

      Kevin Hart playing the Pakistani kid and Bill Burr playing Stockton Rush

    • @mirshitin1775
      @mirshitin1775 Год назад +7

      In a life aquatic style

    • @idbrady9759
      @idbrady9759 Год назад

      "Good luck, we're all counting on you."

  • @br0knheart
    @br0knheart Год назад +29

    “someday you’re going to be handing someone a McChicken through the drivethru window, and they’re going to shoot you in the head.. enjoy the can” i’m dead

    • @slayerd357
      @slayerd357 Год назад +7

      But maybe that McChicken burns someone's child's leg and they sue for a ton of money. It's the circle of life.

  • @djyua9157
    @djyua9157 Год назад +77

    Tims rants are life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_theporkchopexpress
    @_theporkchopexpress Год назад +27

    That blink 182 bit had me fkn dying😂😂

  • @TheDjscimpa
    @TheDjscimpa Год назад +26

    The only take on this topic that really matters

  • @c.p.b1165
    @c.p.b1165 Год назад +262

    What's a better story? The kid eaten by a shark in the Bahamas or this? I'm so happy Tim is addressing this story.

    • @MovieNerd1994
      @MovieNerd1994 Год назад +41

      Ocean based tragedies are what I live for.

    • @kevinblue1976
      @kevinblue1976 Год назад +29

      This story for sure. Gotta love how people were so optimistic like this was somehow a Disney movie in the making

    • @TheQC92
      @TheQC92 Год назад +2

      Just cuz there was a shark in the vid doesn’t mean it went after him.

    • @biggiesmalls3096
      @biggiesmalls3096 Год назад +10

      Nah the bahamas thing was just sad imo, this is way crazier

    • @ROCKDEES1
      @ROCKDEES1 Год назад +7

      Shark 🦈 🥪 is hard to top.

  • @ScyllaCinema
    @ScyllaCinema Год назад +13

    "I hope they had a glimpse of it" havnt watched tim in a while but fuck this got me

  • @bloatedsodium7301
    @bloatedsodium7301 Год назад +137

    Tim: “You’re crazy!”
    Jack: “That’s what everybody says, but with all due respect, Tim, I’m not the one wearing 69 million dollar sunglasses. “

    • @Jorbz150
      @Jorbz150 Год назад +3

      Is Jack the name of the new Ben?

    • @thomasscott7756
      @thomasscott7756 Год назад +7

      ​@@Jorbz150no like Jack and Rose from Titanic.

    • @413.
      @413. Год назад

      @@thomasscott7756 who is titanic?

    • @thomasscott7756
      @thomasscott7756 Год назад +1

      @@413. its a hip hop group

    • @413.
      @413. Год назад

      @@thomasscott7756 but can they spit a hot 16?

  • @human_cube
    @human_cube Год назад +12

    I've been waiting a week for this.

  • @landrymiller6062
    @landrymiller6062 Год назад +57

    If this film isn't a slapstick comedy, we have failed as a society

  • @luchagain3424
    @luchagain3424 Год назад +39

    Rich people problems. I can see titanic footage on my 4K television on my couch. I don’t need to look out a murky window at it.

    • @roughpatches
      @roughpatches Год назад +4

      Not to mention its just a shitty ship compared to todays standards

    • @413.
      @413. Год назад +4

      Can you tho? #enjoythecan

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS007 Год назад +9

    I read that the billionaire adventurer in the tin can had seen the Titanic wreckage 35 TIMES already.

  • @AB-wg7qe
    @AB-wg7qe Год назад +13

    i'm just glad it didn't hurt the titanic. I'd hate to see sink it even further.

  • @adobopr_
    @adobopr_ Год назад +25

    Tim should be the director of the movie and the title should be “We’re all trying to see the Titanic” or “Enjoy the can”

  • @hodgepodge2749
    @hodgepodge2749 Год назад +31

    this is the nuanced commentary i crave

  • @ricardocmv
    @ricardocmv Год назад +9

    Tim Dillon on GTA 6 radio please

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Год назад +25

    The problem with a film is unless they REALLY go off the map, one second they are descending and the next second *BANG* they are pressure cooked jelly
    That said if any film ever earned a cut-to-black ending, it'd be one based on this submarine

    • @ShangHighRoller
      @ShangHighRoller Год назад +6

      That'd be a really smart way to shoot it. What's the alternative? SMOOSH. And then the widows crying, media circus, blah blah blah. Get all that shit out front, and then end with a bang like Tony Soprano.

    • @Bonnev1932
      @Bonnev1932 8 месяцев назад +1

      Cut to black ending with the sound of the submarine debris hitting the ocean floor, then nothing but the sound of the deep ocean. A few seconds later, maybe a slow pan to the Titanic in the distance, illuminated just enough in the black gloom so the audience can tell what it is.

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 8 месяцев назад

      @@Bonnev1932 damn you're a better cinematographer just in that paragraph than most of the mooks in hollywood right now

  • @MrBodyman5001
    @MrBodyman5001 Год назад +8

    Watching a movie about this is like watching SEVEN and knowing what's in the box

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 8 месяцев назад

      we all know whats in the box its just not said.

  • @yewtewbstew547
    @yewtewbstew547 Год назад +8

    I hope they got a glimpse of another shipwreck that looked like it might have been the Titanic, but they weren't entirely sure.

  • @pooface-um4zo
    @pooface-um4zo Год назад +4

    Watched the full podcast, still watch his shorts. You are the King, Tim.

  • @lethalima3108
    @lethalima3108 Год назад +6

    I saw Tim, the caption, and outloud while chuckling said, "Here we go!" Tim you make depression melt away brother!

  • @drplatanito
    @drplatanito Год назад +27

    I wish them well

  • @kbaccari88
    @kbaccari88 Год назад +26

    I'd buy penny stocks from this man if I still had a landline.Inspiring

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 Год назад +25

    this is top tier tim content lmao

  • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
    @TheRealCaptainFreedom Год назад +9

    I’ve known who Tim is for a while now. We’re about the same age. Never really saw too much of his stuff before, but he’s great. This should be a nationally syndicated call-in show.

  • @DrinkyPeebis
    @DrinkyPeebis Год назад +16

    god would i love to hear Ben laughing at this rant

  • @preston1382
    @preston1382 Год назад +23

    They got in a can to see the titanic, you get in a tin can every Christmas to visit your addict ridden family in Phoenix. We all have our can.

  • @Sam-xu3xq
    @Sam-xu3xq Год назад +9

    Ozempic is treating Tim well. Wonder when he will return to his true pig form

  • @od9694
    @od9694 Год назад +7

    Got a glimpse of it on the a screen which they could have done from the comfort of their own home

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix Год назад +1

      No kidding. I've seen footage of the Titanic, and it's not that inspiring. It's a bunch of rusty metal sitting on the bottom of the ocean...

    • @klausschwab9828
      @klausschwab9828 Год назад

      ​@@NswixYou could arguably deconstruct every activity anyone does ever for fun or excitement and make it seem pointless. I think people are just jealous they could afford to do this and are glad they fucked up and died.

  • @elmowilcox
    @elmowilcox Год назад +9

    I’m not even into word regulation but “crippled” hasn’t been the word for it as long as Tim has been alive 😂

  • @jhondoe8779
    @jhondoe8779 Год назад +1

    "We all have our own can, and we're all trying to see the Titanic". That is SUCH a brilliant comment, and so, so true!

  • @empiremedia1675
    @empiremedia1675 Год назад +11

    Was waiting for Tim's take haha love it.

  • @STTPMASFTNE
    @STTPMASFTNE Год назад +23

    This rant was oddly inspiring at times.

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 10 месяцев назад +3

    I knew exactly how Tim would start this and I was only slightly off. I thought he would say, “I’m honestly envious, they died in a way many people would like to go, at the bottom of the ocean”. “One moment your like hey a shipwreck and the next your waking up in heaven, or hell maybe some of them were bad people”.
    Instead he starts by saying they could have got ate by a fucking megladon

  • @Braddockggb
    @Braddockggb Год назад +92

    Honestly, better to die at 36 as a billionaire than live till 7 as a poor person.
    We wish them well.

    • @DJhyp3s
      @DJhyp3s Год назад +2

      Now what’s this drive

    • @CCovers1
      @CCovers1 Год назад +12

      Live till 7? Well no shit

    • @nsh1980
      @nsh1980 Год назад +14

      Are those the only choices?

    • @toxichammertoe8696
      @toxichammertoe8696 Год назад +14

      7? 😂

    • @Nepotismking
      @Nepotismking Год назад +14

      Did you mean 70? Even that seems young to me with todays medicine…but 7?? Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 Год назад +13

    Disaster? Where? All I saw was an obvious result.

  • @jamesmaloney8191
    @jamesmaloney8191 Год назад +4

    The message at the end was beautiful comedic genius.

  • @geo525252
    @geo525252 Год назад +1

    They see the titanic...and then a ghoulish corpse appears in the wreckage and smiles.

  • @bheid1188
    @bheid1188 Год назад +13

    Protect Tim Dillon at all costs!! He’s a national treasure 😂 he says what we’re all thinking 😂

  • @St.CrimsonTweets
    @St.CrimsonTweets Год назад +10

    😂😂😂 I lost it at "the sharks don't care that their eating 30% ethnic group, representation" lmfaooooo

  • @swampfox9820
    @swampfox9820 Год назад +8

    It sucks that they probably won't be found. Well that's life in the big city.

  • @m19petersen
    @m19petersen Год назад +1

    "The great things you do often distance you from the people near you.”

  • @HarpersInfiniteSystems
    @HarpersInfiniteSystems Год назад +9

    Unfortunately for the movie, the way it went down seems to be that it just imploded instantaneously at some point with basically no preamble.

    • @hogleg8103
      @hogleg8103 Год назад +1

      That’s what they want you to think. They want to make it sound as quick and painless as possible but that usually isn’t how it goes.

    • @senorhayomayo
      @senorhayomayo Год назад +2

      They made a tv series about Alfred, Batman’s butler… they’ll make something from nothing, don’t worry. They’ll probably center the story around the rescuers to respect the victims and make it 3 hours long because Cameron will produce it. Sorry, I’m from the future and know what happens.

    • @davideanes3425
      @davideanes3425 Год назад +1

      The should remake it into---The Core 2

    • @ewaberchulska
      @ewaberchulska Год назад

      ​@@hogleg8103yoo u think?

    • @SisypheanRoller
      @SisypheanRoller Год назад

      ​@@hogleg8103How do you know

  • @blankblank2370
    @blankblank2370 Год назад +15

    Sadly, they didn't get a glimpse of the Titanic. They were 1600 ft away, and there's no way they could've seen it from that distance, given how little light there is at that depth. It's actually kinda funny lol

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Год назад

      I'm also sure that 1/10th of a sec was not spent looking at blobs they thought was the Titanic. 🚢

  • @meghanxox
    @meghanxox Год назад +5

    Hollywood is definitely going to make a movie. Writers and producers probably have already started.

  • @atticusmcfly
    @atticusmcfly Год назад +4

    Sochi Bear detonated the charge and now he's hanging with America's only hope for prosperity. Two miles underwater is the perfect location to make it look like an accident.

  • @babayaga2841
    @babayaga2841 Год назад +10

    Right from the jump, Tim said Megalodon and I lost it..... I feel bad Rip to the people who passed.

  • @maikel6035
    @maikel6035 Год назад +4

    This is deep man. My mind is about to implode.

  • @theonion3667
    @theonion3667 Год назад +1

    Who would have thought going to the bottom of the sea in a giant fleshlight could go wrong.

  • @mykl-0164
    @mykl-0164 Год назад +2

    8:18 you think its all fun and games with Tim till he hits you with a brick of understanding and humanity like he could be deep if he relaxed "he's just trying to get something out of life"

  • @simondaughtry4619
    @simondaughtry4619 Год назад +3

    What actor plays Stockton Rush?

    • @totalgamer1819
      @totalgamer1819 Год назад

      Steve Carell would make a fantastic Stockton looool 😂

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 Год назад +7

    As someone who has eaten many Subway sandwiches, my thoughts are with the sub community.

  • @Ammon6
    @Ammon6 Год назад +1

    Oceangate should organize a new trip to visit both relics. I wish'em well, of course.

  • @_Delta_P_
    @_Delta_P_ Год назад +4

    Enjoy the can t shirts need to be made

  • @mmr0221
    @mmr0221 Год назад +3

    Titan 2023: The Descent From Hell. Starring Idris Elba as Stockton Rush, Mindy Kailing as Stockton’s wife and Hasbulah as the 19 year old Pakistani kid

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme Год назад +4

    "Here are the rules for making art." said no artist ever

  • @martypayne5650
    @martypayne5650 Год назад +4

    Tim’s opening lines are the fucking best😂😂😂

  • @RyanGBB88
    @RyanGBB88 Год назад +5

    Those sunglasses are fucking amazing, style icon

  • @jg8963
    @jg8963 Год назад +21

    I love Tim but this show has never been the same without Ben, I haven’t watched this show in a while

    • @Cedric_Harris
      @Cedric_Harris Год назад +3

      Word, half the reason I clicked on this was to see if Ben was back.

    • @StevenRhistory
      @StevenRhistory Год назад +5

      Same, this was good, I haven’t watched in months.. I heard the laugh off camera and wished it was Ben lol

    • @Outplayedqt
      @Outplayedqt Год назад +3

      Same. Haven't watched since Ben left, and only clicked on this due to my continued interest in the disaster. Assuming that's why YT pushed this clip to my front page when I haven't watched a TD episode or clip in months LUL

    • @fifthwallradio5477
      @fifthwallradio5477 Год назад

      @@Outplayedqtwhat happened to Ben?

    • @jg8963
      @jg8963 Год назад +2

      @@fifthwallradio5477 he was on the submersible lol jk. They parted ways.

  • @SteveO21M
    @SteveO21M Год назад +6

    Enjoy the can

  • @TheTopProgrammer
    @TheTopProgrammer Год назад +1

    I have been waiting on this since the start of the news coverage about it

  • @ryanflynn6819
    @ryanflynn6819 Год назад +1

    “What do u call a cripple?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @goonrocket
    @goonrocket Год назад +2

    13:46.
    Under da sea.
    Under da sea.
    We may have built the ship to dive,
    We didn't build it to keep you all alive!
    Now you're imploding,
    The hull is exploding!
    Under da sea.

  • @anthonyfilla4195
    @anthonyfilla4195 9 месяцев назад +1

    Tim Dillon needs to be an executive producer on whatever feature film they make about the STL Blues winning the 2019 Stanley Cup

  • @juanpena7436
    @juanpena7436 Год назад +2

    How do they make sure these rules are followed? I want the job that checks

  • @118-y8g
    @118-y8g Год назад +1

    Haven’t even seen this yet but got excited when I read the video. Love Tim dillons take on crazy stuff that goes on lolol

  • @dblackout1107
    @dblackout1107 Год назад

    The two times I’ve now watched “Everybody has a Can. Sometimes your Can gets called” I can’t contain myself

  • @jetsfanatshawca
    @jetsfanatshawca Год назад +15

    Best take on the sub sitch! Every once in a while a billionaire needs to eat it. 😂😂😂 Just subscribed!!!

  • @Bad-Idea-Network
    @Bad-Idea-Network Год назад +1

    I listen to this rant about once a month. It centers me.

  • @METALD00M
    @METALD00M Год назад +24

    6 seconds into the video, I’m already laughing 😂😂😂

  • @anhleroy
    @anhleroy Год назад +30

    Hi Tim. You look like you’ve lost a little weight. Nice seeing ya. Okay take it easy….

  • @_baller
    @_baller Год назад +1

    Thru that tiny window or small laptop...sigh

  • @JayzeVo17
    @JayzeVo17 Год назад +3

    Me: How likely is it that billionaires really would skip their due diligence on a death tube?
    News media:

  • @trae3290
    @trae3290 Год назад +1

    8:15 nah Tim spitting. Dripping some gems. We’re all chasing fulfillment in life

  • @garrettbewsy144
    @garrettbewsy144 Год назад +3

    going to be a great south park episode

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle30 Месяц назад

    I have never wanted to hear a particular view on a particular event more than this 😂

  • @vikinginspace4881
    @vikinginspace4881 Год назад +1

    "enjoy the can" - Tim Dillon

  • @carlosniebles6746
    @carlosniebles6746 Год назад +77

    Americans are becoming crazy and its so funny and intertaining to watch

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 Год назад +11

      I'm an Anerican and I agree our country has done lost their minds 2020 really broke this country 😂 it is entertaining to watch

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix Год назад +1

      What Americans? Four of the five people in the sub weren't American.

    • @frostbite1963
      @frostbite1963 Год назад +12

      Becoming???

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад +12

      What do you mean "becoming"?

    • @davideanes3425
      @davideanes3425 Год назад +10

      Ahead of the coming Fourth of July festivities, Amazon just announced that America is renewed for one last season.

  • @thebuffalo2263
    @thebuffalo2263 Год назад +2

    They didn’t see it…it’s pitch black you need to be a few meters away with a light. They were hundreds of meters away and when the pressure changed in the sub they all died instantly.