Anyone who goes to Disney and doesn’t have children is a psychopath. Scratch that, the people who _have kids_ and go to Disney _themselves_ are psychopaths.
Imagine living in a community, raising a family, while being constantly under the heel of the mouse. Neuropollution is really doing a number on modern man’s ability to think and function.
the tax collector shows up to your place because you screwed up your quarterlies, you open your door without looking through your Mickey shaped peep hole... it's Goofy.
The year is 2060. Disney has become a sovereign state, formed their own local government, currency and private military. They sanction Nestle and invade the Democratic People’s Republic of California for their remaining droplets of water. Mass graves. Blue tanks with mouse ears on the streets. Total mouse domination.
No protests in Merica..lol. Mericans are completely obedient to the fascist state and pacified . ZERO protest for Assange in kucked merica.You must be proud
I’ve met one Disney ultra fan. Her husband is physically and emotionally abusive, they have several kids, and she literally lives her entire life as a facade. That’s the kinda ppl that will live here, ppl who don’t distinguish fantasy and reality whatsoever and who live avoiding the Whoas and sufferings of real life by constantly and tirelessly living a one dimensional well wrapped package persona.
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980 it’s super sad. I’ve never been but I’m fine with it. It sounds like a real waste of $$. My kids grandpa took his latest wife (who’s almost same age as his son aka my husband) and we saw on social media one dinner at the “ballroom” or some shit with characters walking around was 250$. Let alone the entire trip god only knows. So he’s in 50s she’s late 30s, how in the fuck is that a great time? An expensive dinner with likely financially struggling ppl dressed up like your beloved childhood movie character dancing around for you while you eat. It’s really weird. Also they didn’t even think to ask if my young children wanted to go and instead invited her elderly parents 🤣🤣 that whole family will live in the Disney community.
They did this a couple times in Florida and it ended with a couple murders, famously a guy living in a house with his murdered family for like 2 weeks.
I have passionately hated Disney, since age 5. Bugs Bunny is king and Mickey Mouse was portrayed correctly by _South Park_ . As was Britney (another Disney product). Disney: where creepy dreams come true.
@@westonprather3157 just unrealistic rules to be able to be an employee. Endless hours of not the happiest place on earth flipping boats in almost darkness while hearing its a small world over and fucking over again. Horrible 5 day orientation. Strange intrusive managers who litterly get paid to check on where you are and who you are doing it with. And to boot!!!! Snow white fucks everyone!
As a kid I always hated all the singing in Disney movies. I did like some of the later on series on Disney Channel like Duck Tales, Goof Troop, Tale Spin, Darkwing Duck... not as much singing.
There’s a little town called Celebration, FL and it’s neat, but hella weird. It has a 1950s downtown with music playing through speakers shaped as rocks throughout the whole town and people cleaning stop signs.
I read a book about Disney years ago (can't remember the name of the book we read it in class) but one of the stories were about Disney communities built in Florida. Materials bought cheap, no nails to hold the structure together just gusset plates (much cheaper and faster but far weaker than conventional methods). Sold at a premium price, mostly to elderly people. Eventually when the trademark Florida hurricanes arrived these cheap houses fell apart like they were made of toothpicks. Disney has been convincing unhappy boomers to waste their money for decades.
In 2000, I went to Celebration, Florida, the planned community from Disney. I've never seen a more awkwardly plastic place. It would have fake snow fall every day at a specific time which was odd considering it was Florida.
That ad reminds me of that South Park episode where they had that So Da Sopa ad for the new part of town where they tried gentrifying Kenny's neighborhood. 😂
They should build that Disney city in Arizona right next to Doug Stanhope. Just imagine the onslaught of drunken, druged-out, angry stand-up material produced in it's wake.
This is another example of why corporate conglomerates are buying up real estate. They need to offer a distraction from the war on personal property and individual rights.
One day, before I die, someone will discover a secret door in Epcot that leads down to a dungeon in the depths of Disney. This is where the executives go to sacrifice children to Moloch and drink the ceremonial blood of virgins. It's not a matter of if, just a matter of when.
Mark Tim's words, everything will eventually be franchises of big brands, including your neighborhood. There's two books about exactly this: "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" by Cory Doctorow, and "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson. The movie "The Congress" Is also a vision of this type of future.
To say this sounds like a nightmare hellscape is an insult to nightmare hellscapes but I can't think of any other way to describe this. However, I do appreciate how the commercial for this atrocity borrowed heavily from South Park's SoDo SoPa ad.
Apparently there’s an entire underworld world at Disney parks, THAT’S what I wanna see a documentary about. That and the security because you know they don’t mess around with weak security.
I had friends go into their student internship thing and those tunnels just make it easy for cast members and staff to get places, don't get too worked up or your hopes too high about them.
I have been clean for a few years, but its comforting to know that I can dress like Prince Eric, smile and wave, clean out a bunch of disney condominiums, and stay high for two weeks.
This is hilarious, imagine him day drunk in Long Island back in the day, must've been hilarious 😂 Btw this Disney community nonsense sounds terrifying, who would do this, craziness.
Imagine the HOA run by Disney adults who drive chevy suburbans to pick up groceries for one in a gated car dependent suburb. Even worse, Imagine their kids working at your company in 20 years. Good god.
This was my introductory rant. "What happens when someone kills his wife in cotino?" Fucking gold. That was a year ago. Timmy has not failed to deliver. Sometimes i forget how good this man is and i need this as a refresher... bringing it back to my nursery days. Comic brilliance.
They already tried to do this in Florida. Celebration town was created by Disney with that idea in mind.......it failed! I'm surprised they are re launching this.
Surprised Amazon doesn’t already have a community. Actually, Amazon might be more of a cruise company, create fake nice places for the boat to stop and have the unpaid overworked employees live in the slums less than a mile away.
Very sad to hear this Tim, I watched the little mermaid several times in 1994 as it was the only VHS available in my hotel room. Times have changed, what is Ben hiding behind his fringe. Was disapointed Yosemite Sam did not bother to help the Avengers
@@tannerebeling1056 Yep. The only difference is they used to make some pretty good dark drama's that they pretended were children's movies, but those days are LONG gone.
I can't comprehend someone even wanting to live here. This is something you make for a time share scam, not full time residents. Maybe bus people in for a week and take everything they own, kind of like the real Disney world. The sad part is there's going to be a waiting list of old rich people live here.
I hope people take up political homelessness. A lot of hobos I met in my transient days only continued their homelessness out of protest, basically, even when they had hefty savings accounts and more stable work.
This ACTUALLY HAPPENED ALREADY for a short time with a disney community where PEOPLE LIVE FULL TIME back in like 1998 or something. Look into it. I'm not talking about employees but outside people with kids paying huge rents/leases.
people these dayz…LOVE…to be told what to do. It’s either the strong man on the right, or the corporate avengers on the left. They are so much alike it’s absurd.
I Love this Podcast so much. Unfortunately i dont know what the name of the dude besides tim is but i just love how he giggles all the time, like am i allowed to laugh about that? Yes my dude you are !! Keep it up.
One of the best rants in the history of the Tim Dillon Show. I've watched it like 4 times already. Absolutely hilarious, plus insightful cultural commentary.
Buckys world. Walmarts on every corner. Items delivered to your house within the hour. Every building in the community is accessible by electric wheelchair
Everyone is praising Tim for the singing being so funny. But im more impressed with bens self control. I was almost on the floor at work cause i have airpods in and it got me so good😭. Well done Benjamin
I missed this episode somehow YEARS ago and im sitting here thinking how weird this is and how itll never happen near me. Went to go look it up, "Asteria", Pittsboro, North Carolina. Right outside of Raleigh. Less than 30 mins away from me. What and the actual f***.
This makes me think of the community in the old TV show called Prisoner. When I took my kids to Disney I couldn’t stay the Disney hotel as after being in the parks all day one needed normality.
Hey Tim! I hope you read this. I fucking love you mate. You're an absolute hilarious human and you bring joy to my life. It's so nice to laugh. Listening to you is our self care for many of us (god help us!) But I have a somber message for you. I really want you to look after your health mate. You were doing so good and were looking so healthy a few months ago, but weight loss journey is hard and it's a seesaw. But don't give up. The goal doesn't need to be anything crazy. Just a little bit healthier than last time. You can do it. We all love you and your comedy either way. But I think you'll find yourself in a really wonderful place with even just a bit of focus in this place in your life. Warmest regards, faithful retard.
Still remember my Highschool Graduation all going to Disney for a day. We all drives all night and got there when it opened. We had to stay there all day until it closed, so we can get back on the bus. I went to Disney as a kid only remembered some vague rides. This was horrible. We would wait two hours for each ride. It was Hot and there was no where to sit. The water was disgusting. The food was salty and over priced. We where all dehydrated and Sun sickness was on our group. That we started to openly criticize and make fun of Disney. It got so bad that the people who work there threatened us, by saying if we don't shut up, we could not go on this ride, that we were waiting in line for. It was that bad. Hate Disney.
"I'm going to tell you right now... there is a mobile home park in Florida full of pedophiles, ok... I'm telling you right now, between having to live there or Cotino... I'm torn..." 🤣😂
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Tim is slowly turning into Alex Jones and I'm here for it.
He’s turning the frickin frogs straight! 🐸
He's like junk food. I know its probably not good for me... But its soooo good.
What does that mean?
@@Stealthmuiz means he goes on crazier and crazier rants and we are here for it lol
I love how things are so backwards that when people speak on things that are true, they’re labeled conspiracy theorists. Funny, that.
Disney is a cult. I can't stand adults that won't stfu about their multiple trips per year.
Who the fuck goes multiple times a year, go once in your life and that’s it
Anyone who goes to Disney and doesn’t have children is a psychopath. Scratch that, the people who _have kids_ and go to Disney _themselves_ are psychopaths.
@@theamericanextremist i know of 30 year olds with no kids who go 3 times a year
I've never been to disney. Too working class I suppose. My aunt is one of these crazy disney freaks tho. I don't get it
@@westonprather3157 I know a person from highschool that constantly go without their kids lol I always thought that shit was odd
“I was talking to a guy once I forget but I think it was on Grindr, it might’ve been on Craigslist”
- Tim Dillon
The only thing scarier than this community is the person that wants to live there.
This
It's mostly young people in their teens & twenties. It's a cool, temporary situation I think. Like studying abroad.
@@MontegaB slippery slope, my friend. It’s more real than most of us may think.
I would go there just to see what’s up about it but I get your point.
I don’t want to meet them
Imagine living in a community, raising a family, while being constantly under the heel of the mouse. Neuropollution is really doing a number on modern man’s ability to think and function.
*cough* focus camps *fuckn cough*
"The mouse" lol. Thats funny dude! Nice
Walt's original vision was exactly this lol Thats why he bought all the land in Florida which ultimately became Disney World.
Venture Bros take on Disney was the most accurate parody
It's good to hear they are finally bringing insane asylums back so that people who truly need help can live in an organized and monitored community.
You are on to something.....
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hahaha perfect take.
Well said.
@reverend ... Absolutely 😄😅😂😂
"Who gives a fuck anymore? What's the point? What's the point of anything?" LMAO those last 40 seconds of nihilism are downright hilarious
The ending of this clip was just fantastic.
I love the final acceptance that he’s going to sign a lease for a condo in cotino
Imagine living on a cruise ship for the rest of your life. Strangling Goofey becomes an option.
the tax collector shows up to your place because you screwed up your quarterlies, you open your door without looking through your Mickey shaped peep hole... it's Goofy.
I struggle with alcohol enough as it is
Protests in every country against the tyrannical governments .
Disney- let's make a story book community as the world burns
The year is 2060. Disney has become a sovereign state, formed their own local government, currency and private military. They sanction Nestle and invade the Democratic People’s Republic of California for their remaining droplets of water. Mass graves. Blue tanks with mouse ears on the streets. Total mouse domination.
Capitalism at its peak
@@swatteam2002 At least Capitalism produces enough food.
@@drumyogi9281 clean food? healthy ?
No protests in Merica..lol. Mericans are completely obedient to the fascist state and pacified . ZERO protest for Assange in kucked merica.You must be proud
There's never been a good Disney documentary what a deep thought.
In 2017, American Experience released a four hour documentary about Walt Disney.
On Disney+ there's literally hundreds of docs or docuseries
But they’re not real. They don’t cover all the horrible things Disney does. That’s the point he was making
Banksy did a good disney world mockup
My wife is turning into a Disney adult and I can say there is something off with most of these people.
My wife never got to go to Disney World as a kid and now wants to go as an adult. I'd rather vacation in Ukraine.
@@gijoey5912 probably less expensive?
@@gijoey5912 Haha. I'm going through that exact same thing.
Send her to Kiev before she destroys your life
@@gijoey5912 ahahah
If you read the history of what Epcot and Disney World was meant to be, this sound right on track
Rapture but in a swamp
@@CzolgoszWorkinMan no gods, no kings....only mouse
Yep. I was going to make this comment but you beat me to it. EPCOT originally meant Experimental Prototype City (or Community) Of Tomorrow.
@@josephbrown9685 last time I was there "cast member" joked saying it means Every Pocket Comes Out Thinner.
Sounds* stop trying to sound black by not conjugating your verbs.
Wall-E literally warned us ironically
Disney was just calling their own shot
The architecture of the Axiom was reassuring though
10:15 already happened lol. A doctor killed his entire family and lived with their decomposing corpses for weeks in one of these Disney communities.
Tim Dillon is a philosopher with a good sense of humor.👌
I agree with the psychological pathology of adult Disney lifelong lovers. There has to be something off with them.
I’ve met one Disney ultra fan. Her husband is physically and emotionally abusive, they have several kids, and she literally lives her entire life as a facade. That’s the kinda ppl that will live here, ppl who don’t distinguish fantasy and reality whatsoever and who live avoiding the Whoas and sufferings of real life by constantly and tirelessly living a one dimensional well wrapped package persona.
Or genuinely happy people who have never experienced or witnessed woe.
Which is nobody.
Literally every chick I went to high school with. It’s kind of sad.
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980 it’s super sad. I’ve never been but I’m fine with it. It sounds like a real waste of $$.
My kids grandpa took his latest wife (who’s almost same age as his son aka my husband) and we saw on social media one dinner at the “ballroom” or some shit with characters walking around was 250$. Let alone the entire trip god only knows. So he’s in 50s she’s late 30s, how in the fuck is that a great time? An expensive dinner with likely financially struggling ppl dressed up like your beloved childhood movie character dancing around for you while you eat. It’s really weird.
Also they didn’t even think to ask if my young children wanted to go and instead invited her elderly parents 🤣🤣 that whole family will live in the Disney community.
being a disney fan should be a diagnosable issue. this sounds like somebody with severe psychosis.
"and and and" You lost me when you kept using that word instead of commas, the Disney fan must've rubbed off on you lol
The dude trying not to crack up the whole time makes everything even more hilarious.
you need a guy like that so you can check the audience reaction
They did this a couple times in Florida and it ended with a couple murders, famously a guy living in a house with his murdered family for like 2 weeks.
So like any cult then? Jonestown for Adult-Children
Your "bad" neighborhood will be where the cast members have to live miles down the road.
Lol
6:35 the way he inches the mic towards Ben for emphasis. He means what he says.
I have passionately hated Disney, since age 5. Bugs Bunny is king and Mickey Mouse was portrayed correctly by _South Park_ . As was Britney (another Disney product). Disney: where creepy dreams come true.
Honestly working for that company is the strangest experience
Bugs Bunny is lit, but Warner Brothers isn't that awesome either.
@@alexeilindes7507 do tell
@@westonprather3157 just unrealistic rules to be able to be an employee. Endless hours of not the happiest place on earth flipping boats in almost darkness while hearing its a small world over and fucking over again.
Horrible 5 day orientation.
Strange intrusive managers who litterly get paid to check on where you are and who you are doing it with.
And to boot!!!! Snow white fucks everyone!
As a kid I always hated all the singing in Disney movies. I did like some of the later on series on Disney Channel like Duck Tales, Goof Troop, Tale Spin, Darkwing Duck... not as much singing.
This is one of Tim’s best rants imo, I was literally dying of laughter when he started singing
Have you seen him talk about how to prepare schools for mass shootings?? Highly recommend
A real life Trueman Show! Imagine having a reality TV show of residents living there...
this world is not what it seems,
They tried a community back in like 98/2000. Video is out there
The place where the Truman show was taped is too expensive or I’d live there
There’s a little town called Celebration, FL and it’s neat, but hella weird. It has a 1950s downtown with music playing through speakers shaped as rocks throughout the whole town and people cleaning stop signs.
I have rock speakers by my pool. They are cool. Sound like crap though.
I read a book about Disney years ago (can't remember the name of the book we read it in class) but one of the stories were about Disney communities built in Florida.
Materials bought cheap, no nails to hold the structure together just gusset plates (much cheaper and faster but far weaker than conventional methods). Sold at a premium price, mostly to elderly people. Eventually when the trademark Florida hurricanes arrived these cheap houses fell apart like they were made of toothpicks.
Disney has been convincing unhappy boomers to waste their money for decades.
I'll bet that community turns a blind eye to "certain things" Disney is known for
Like the rest of the world? Of course.
Anyone who willingly moves there should immediately be put on some kinda watchlist
In 2000, I went to Celebration, Florida, the planned community from Disney. I've never seen a more awkwardly plastic place. It would have fake snow fall every day at a specific time which was odd considering it was Florida.
I was there once 4a few mins. Glorified apts and pls don't sneeze the nabors might be resting. It was, in a word, creepy.
Celebration is a Disney Community in Orlando Florida, it's spooky !! You very rarely see people outside, every thing looks like a movie set.
I love how he ends the rant with "We'll probably be eating at the Contino Steakhouse, it won't be bad"🤣🤣😂😩😂😂😂🤣
That ad reminds me of that South Park episode where they had that So Da Sopa ad for the new part of town where they tried gentrifying Kenny's neighborhood. 😂
Is there supposed a 24/7 staff that serves these corporate communities without being able to live there own lives?
Sounds like slavery with extra steps
I’d imagine it’d be something like 16/5. So, yeah, basically.
Indentured servitude, thank you.
serfdom
They would probably live in a trailer park slum some distance away.
For some reason this clip only has 224 views at the time of writing. Has it been hidden by RUclips?
Your comment scared youtube and threw this on my recommended. The views have doubled since your comment.
Amazing that after a decade and a half, RUclips still hasn’t fucking fixed that.
They should build that Disney city in Arizona right next to Doug Stanhope. Just imagine the onslaught of drunken, druged-out, angry stand-up material produced in it's wake.
This is another example of why corporate conglomerates are buying up real estate. They need to offer a distraction from the war on personal property and individual rights.
One day, before I die, someone will discover a secret door in Epcot that leads down to a dungeon in the depths of Disney. This is where the executives go to sacrifice children to Moloch and drink the ceremonial blood of virgins. It's not a matter of if, just a matter of when.
Why would they do it at Epcot 💀
Mark Tim's words, everything will eventually be franchises of big brands, including your neighborhood. There's two books about exactly this: "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" by Cory Doctorow, and "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson. The movie "The Congress" Is also a vision of this type of future.
Isnt it already to be fair. Combining parent companies conciderd
Tim’s assistant must have abs from all the laughter every day.
Imagine a “joker” themed city.
Bad ass
the community will be called "a society"
So Arkhan City?
To say this sounds like a nightmare hellscape is an insult to nightmare hellscapes but I can't think of any other way to describe this.
However, I do appreciate how the commercial for this atrocity borrowed heavily from South Park's SoDo SoPa ad.
One of these communities was featured in the '03 documentary "The Corporation".
Worth a watch.
I love Tim and this is one of his best rants yet. Truly.
Apparently there’s an entire underworld world at Disney parks, THAT’S what I wanna see a documentary about.
That and the security because you know they don’t mess around with weak security.
I had friends go into their student internship thing and those tunnels just make it easy for cast members and staff to get places, don't get too worked up or your hopes too high about them.
I have been clean for a few years, but its comforting to know that I can dress like Prince Eric, smile and wave, clean out a bunch of disney condominiums, and stay high for two weeks.
This is hilarious, imagine him day drunk in Long Island back in the day, must've been hilarious 😂
Btw this Disney community nonsense sounds terrifying, who would do this, craziness.
Imagine the HOA run by Disney adults who drive chevy suburbans to pick up groceries for one in a gated car dependent suburb. Even worse, Imagine their kids working at your company in 20 years. Good god.
This was my introductory rant. "What happens when someone kills his wife in cotino?" Fucking gold. That was a year ago. Timmy has not failed to deliver. Sometimes i forget how good this man is and i need this as a refresher... bringing it back to my nursery days. Comic brilliance.
They already tried to do this in Florida. Celebration town was created by Disney with that idea in mind.......it failed! I'm surprised they are re launching this.
anything tried before cell phones was a bad idea
It didn’t fail, its a pretty normal community with many residents. Kind of weird..yes, but how exactly do classify it as a failure?
@@augustortiz is it what they planned it to be?
This idea is just “The Truman Show” but in real life
Surprised Amazon doesn’t already have a community. Actually, Amazon might be more of a cruise company, create fake nice places for the boat to stop and have the unpaid overworked employees live in the slums less than a mile away.
You ever heard of the Potemkin Village? This has happened before and with far less means.
Very sad to hear this Tim, I watched the little mermaid several times in 1994 as it was the only VHS available in my hotel room. Times have changed, what is Ben hiding behind his fringe. Was disapointed Yosemite Sam did not bother to help the Avengers
It don't take a genius to see Disney is terrible now, just look at the movies they make.
Now? It always had a sinister agenda behind it.
@@tannerebeling1056 Yep. The only difference is they used to make some pretty good dark drama's that they pretended were children's movies, but those days are LONG gone.
disney already has been building communities for years. South florida has a city town that was owned by disney
Not to mention if it’s a Disney community the tent will be $252,000 a month
Sounds like a living community for the wealthy straight out of Idiocracy, with a sprinkle of The Truman Show.
I can't comprehend someone even wanting to live here. This is something you make for a time share scam, not full time residents. Maybe bus people in for a week and take everything they own, kind of like the real Disney world. The sad part is there's going to be a waiting list of old rich people live here.
I think the average bodyweight will be around 380 Pounds in this community...
Buying "land" in the metaverse is just training wheels for the corporate hellscape that's about to unfold. FUN!
I hope people take up political homelessness. A lot of hobos I met in my transient days only continued their homelessness out of protest, basically, even when they had hefty savings accounts and more stable work.
This ACTUALLY HAPPENED ALREADY for a short time with a disney community where PEOPLE LIVE FULL TIME back in like 1998 or something. Look into it. I'm not talking about employees but outside people with kids paying huge rents/leases.
And there were murders and the whole thing was a failure wasn't it?!
I lived in a town created by Disney in Orlando Florida I’m guessing it was the precursor to this lol
Kissimmee
@@sr4087 yeah celebration was the town
people these dayz…LOVE…to be told
what to do. It’s either the strong man on the right, or the corporate avengers on the left. They are so much alike it’s absurd.
Great observation
“Oh Disney planned communities?? Well THATS NICE!!” I haven’t even watched the video yet but I can already here it.
Awesome Tim. Keep it coming brother! Last of a dying breed of comic.
Lucid dream?
Vanilla Sky?
Not surprising considering people live in lala land already. Now they can have a gated lala land
Right in line with jobs at Starbucks that are classified as 'roles' and receptionists that are referred to as 'rockstars'
I Love this Podcast so much.
Unfortunately i dont know what the name of the dude besides tim is but i just love how he giggles all the time, like am i allowed to laugh about that? Yes my dude you are !! Keep it up.
That's his bff Ben.
Bens the man
He’s good.
What happens if you get a me too accusation by Cinderella when she’s cleaning your house? Does sheriff Goofy arrest you?
One of the best rants in the history of the Tim Dillon Show. I've watched it like 4 times already. Absolutely hilarious, plus insightful cultural commentary.
Kinda looks like Timmy Turner in this one
the cops in Cotina gonna be elmer fud and yosemite sam?
Cotino. and bugs bunny is not Disney
Tim Dillon is the only person who has made me laugh this year.
Buckys world. Walmarts on every corner. Items delivered to your house within the hour. Every building in the community is accessible by electric wheelchair
Sounds like Edward Scissorhands town and the Truman Show combined
Everyone is praising Tim for the singing being so funny. But im more impressed with bens self control. I was almost on the floor at work cause i have airpods in and it got me so good😭. Well done Benjamin
People keep saying Tim Dillon is turning to Alex Jones but Tim Dillon is nothing but satire, Alex Jones is dead serious
The view gap on this video vs other clips isn’t an accident
When I worked for Disney... It was the "happiest" little dungeon on earth.
They already tried this in Florida way back in the day. Didn't go well.
CSI: Cotino... Although if they had a gritty "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" neighborhood I might be powerless to resist taking mescaline there.
I missed this episode somehow YEARS ago and im sitting here thinking how weird this is and how itll never happen near me. Went to go look it up, "Asteria", Pittsboro, North Carolina. Right outside of Raleigh.
Less than 30 mins away from me. What and the actual f***.
Once the people get in, they will never let them out.
Relating Bucee's to Walmart Fever was amazing. Its so true too.
Jokes on you, Tim! there's already a Disney community, and a dude killed his wife and kids in one of the houses.
Of course there is and of course he did....
What do you need to be reassured of through the architecture? Had me dying!
escape from tomorrow was shot on the dl at disneyworld
IDK wether I should laugh or cry.
This makes me think of the community in the old TV show called Prisoner. When I took my kids to Disney I couldn’t stay the Disney hotel as after being in the parks all day one needed normality.
Tim Dillon says all the things that I wish I could say!! I love his rants and I can listen to them everyday!!
I stopped dating a very promising 8 or 9 chick, and I’m probably a 7 or so, strictly because of her obsession with Disney. I made the right call.
I think Tim hates everything other than real estate
He likes the noble born.
This story living definitely deserves the criticism. Seems like it’s straight out of a very disturbing movie
You want to live on Disney town?
Hahaha
Stepford living.. I mean STORY living. 😅
Disney has had these planned communities in Florida for decades tho.. they still have one in Florida going strong
7:11 I have to know what you said to this poor guy Dillon
Devolving back to the company town gilded era where we own nothing yet we're happy..... oh wait that's not how it was.
Hey Tim! I hope you read this.
I fucking love you mate. You're an absolute hilarious human and you bring joy to my life. It's so nice to laugh. Listening to you is our self care for many of us (god help us!)
But I have a somber message for you. I really want you to look after your health mate. You were doing so good and were looking so healthy a few months ago, but weight loss journey is hard and it's a seesaw. But don't give up. The goal doesn't need to be anything crazy. Just a little bit healthier than last time. You can do it. We all love you and your comedy either way. But I think you'll find yourself in a really wonderful place with even just a bit of focus in this place in your life.
Warmest regards, faithful retard.
Tim just ducking walk for an hour 2 a day no need for these seeds milkshake and fancy sports coach
True he got fatter than before 😅
Still remember my Highschool Graduation all going to Disney for a day. We all drives all night and got there when it opened. We had to stay there all day until it closed, so we can get back on the bus. I went to Disney as a kid only remembered some vague rides. This was horrible. We would wait two hours for each ride. It was Hot and there was no where to sit. The water was disgusting. The food was salty and over priced. We where all dehydrated and Sun sickness was on our group. That we started to openly criticize and make fun of Disney. It got so bad that the people who work there threatened us, by saying if we don't shut up, we could not go on this ride, that we were waiting in line for. It was that bad. Hate Disney.
"I'm going to tell you right now... there is a mobile home park in Florida full of pedophiles, ok... I'm telling you right now, between having to live there or Cotino... I'm torn..." 🤣😂
You are also describing the Villages in Florida. Planned community where everything is done for you.