People still get hot coffee from McDonalds, it will be fine. These cases are funny but we need to remember that the news is fake, and generally leaves out details to make it entertaining.
I went to get my usual 20 piece order of McNuggets today, and I noticed it was 3 cents more expensive - most likely due to this little girl being used as a tool to extort McDonalds. It's a real knife fight out there.
Tim explaining kids needing to be retarded to dump nuggets on themselves while the article stating "the child, WHO IS AUTISTIC, did not testify" being pulled up on the screen might be the most hilarious part of this rant
I've had a billion nuggets over the years..and not one was hot enough to burn me on the level that I felt the need to sue. This woman should face a military tribunal.
I've had second degree burns and there is no way a nugget could've done that much damage without the mother assisting the burn. If it was that hot (like straight out of the fryer, possibly still having some of the oil on it), the normal reaction is to immediately jump away bc burns as many already know...f*cking hurt. It's not even a thought, your body will instantly react to get away. I would bet everything that poor little girl has an abusive mother who was looking to make money at her daughters expense. I hope they look into this pos and that McDonald's doesn't pay out. Tim is spot on. I smell another grifter.
I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager. The nuggets are crispy so they don’t feel hot on the outside, even straight out of the fryer. I would regularly touch them directly out of the fryer with no issue at all. This just didn’t happen and I hope child services steps in to protect this girl cause her mom burned her for sure.
What if in the effort of removing the chicken nugget still with oil on it and drops it because of the instant pain to her fingers and it lands on her leg. Most likely she’s restrained by a belt in the drive thru and unable to move therefore it sat between her legs burning her not to mention she has Down syndrome and the only adult in the car was driving
The woman took those McNuggets from the worker and handed them to her daughter. What you and your daughter did after that is none of the store's fault. This money grab case is stupid beyond belief. And the sad part is the little girl and the husband both are stuck living with this miserable "mother". GTFO here...
I'm still skeptical of this case. Deep frying oil is usually around 350-375. As soon as those nuggets are lifted out of the oil, they are losing heat to the air and to the basket. Assuming they were then put on a drying rack, then those nuggets are losing further heat there. By the time those nuggets were packaged and transferred to the customer, I don't see how there could be enough heat to burn the kid like that.
I was a public transit bus driver for years and I would often hear shitbirds in the back of the bus openly plotting schemes like this. It gives you some perspective into how dire things are for a lot of people and, frankly, how a lot of stereotypes are grounded in truth.
If you have ever worked at McDonalds you know there is no way a nugget was that hot. They keep them at a specific temp. They literally are being scumbags
@@Swoozy585 The juices inside the nugget are probably what caused the injuries, also it being FL on a HOT day. Maybe just maybe the perfect storm of Florida people, baby skin and nugget juice could have caused the injury. I'm sure McDonald is going to change their process for making nuggets here on out. They will most likely serve them cold to there customers as a corrective action moving forward. I can only imagine the amount of anger this is going to cause to customers as they breach the counters to choke out the nearest chicken neck working at McD's just to get a taste of that delicious RAGE SAUCE my nuggetty friend.
The coffee one made sense (look up the details if you don't believe me)... but a chicken nugget? Even if you took it directly out of the hot oil, by the time you put it in the box and handed it through the drive thru window, it would not be hot enough to burn anybody.
I worked at McDonalds when I was in high school, and I could handle nuggets fresh out of the fryer. It would sting a little, but never got a 2nd degree burn from it. There is something shady about this case. Hilarious content, Tim.
I always get chicken products @ McD's well-done, meaning they have to cook usually a fresh batch of nuggets, and they get hot. I've also worked there and have made nuggets for myself, and they're hot. But hot enough to cause burns.. I wouldn't say so.
I feel like thats exactly what happened. The worker ripped the nuggets out the fryer, dropped it in the container, and chucked it out the window as fast as possible because they were behind. Nothing malicious or negligent, just unfortunate timing.
No it was McDonalds and the lady was severely 3rd degree burned and ONLY sued for the money it costs for medical treatment. You believe this because of corporate propaganda.
Originally the woman who was burned by coffee only wanted her medical bills paid. McDonald's offered her like a couple hundred dollars when her bill was thousands. So she sued and the media made her seem like a crazy person for the lawsuit. The documentary Hot Coffee details the story and goes on to talk about mandatory arbitration.
After a recent trip to Wendy’s I accidentally gave myself a puréed Baconator enema and got sick for a week! I believe I am entitled to certain compensatory damages!
It would be like winning a raffle. It's like the matrix where one doesn't know what real cheese tastes like, so this beast never encountered a warm nugget in her life.
Heres thought stop feeding your kids McDonalds. The nuggets are made of 75% chicken refuse; the butthole, eyes, brain, peepee, organs… but hey its cheap right!?
And with happy meals you gotta open the happy meal box which is usually closed, and then the nuggets are in another cardboard box. So two cardboard boxes you gotta open before the nuggets, doesn't seem plausible. French fries are more plausible to fall out, they barely put them in the container in the first place usually all over the bottom of the box. My kids ages 3 and 5 do not dump their happy meals out, not even for the toy, they pick each thing out one by one.
lol not supposed to be pressed against the seatbelt and the leg for more than 2min. This little girl was just sitting there burning for over 2min before saying something lol. If it was actually hot why would you not move them right away? Definitely a scam.
True story from the hot coffee is actually interesting. Coffee was scalding hot because McDonald’s used cheap coffee beans and cooking it crazy hot covered the shit taste. Lady had 3rd degree burns and just wanted McDonald’s to cover her medical costs. Part of the lawsuit was she couldn’t explain her story. And McDonald’s basically ruined her life for it.
Only way this could have happened is if the employee poured a cup of hot grease in the nugget container and then immediately baseball pitched it at the child
If anything, and this is comimg from an ex-mcdonalds employee a decade ago - its managments fault for understaffing and pressuring the grill team to deep fry faster to keep up with demand. They have one person working the grill and deep fryers, so what happens is by the time everythings done cooking, instead of getting to cool down it goes straight into the nugget box covered in boiling grease cuz they didnt have a second person to have maintained the trays of nuggets to begin with. The line gets bigger and bigger, the order time goes up and they start screaming at you to hurry up, and you end up with a corner cut that burns a kid. The management is what causes ALL the problems behind the counter.
Dude, if it's scalding coffee, maybe. I grew up with a friend who had his ass skin grafted onto his forearm from where boiling coffee spilled on him at a gas station when he was 3 and he got an ungodly sum of money.... but a nugget? Dude I've worked at almost every single fast-food place for fun, just out of curiosity and really easy money even if I only stay 2 weeks then bail. Fuck it. The first thing they train you on is fries and nuggets. They're never "burn-your-mouth-hot." Ever. I feel like I got lucky once and my tongue might have tingled. 100% this mom ordered them fresh, or a really large order, to ensure they were hot, found a good, steamy one, and gave her own daughter burns VIA McNugget and/or bribed a doctor or something weird. And her name's Brenda 100%. Absolutely insane.
"This is Mcnugget burn... without pain, without sacrifice, we have nothing. This is your burning leg. Right here... Shut! Up!.. Our fathers were our models for god, if our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about god? Listen to me, consider the possibility that god does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen. We don't need him! Fuck damnation, fuck redemption, we are god's unwanted children! So be it! Listen, you can run water over your leg and make it worse, or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. First, you have to give up. You have to know, not fear, know, that someday you're gonna die. It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything."
they do... and they suck... they even released an adult happy meal that had a "premium" toy... I wasn't dumb enough to fall for it, but I can tell you from the pictures; those toys sucked smelly donkey wang
This is a completely true story... I am the reason the entire state of Colorado stopped having Taco Bell burrito day at public elementary schools. In the early 2000's I was in public elementary school in the metro area and we always had one day a week where Taco Bell legit would make burritos for all the kids for school lunch (it was some brand deal). Taco Bell would prepare thousands of these burritos and they would only reheat them at the school. I lived for Taco Bell burrito day. That's why one day when it was Taco Bell burrito day I just couldn't help myself. I received my Taco Bell burrito day burrito and ran to my lunch seat, ripped open the wrapping and took a giant bite of my Taco Bell burrito day burrito. The sides of my bite exploded with what I can only describe as the white hot refried beans of Satan's fiery anus, scorching the sides of my mouth. I was screaming bloody murder and weeping as my face began to turn bright red, and the school didn't help me at all, but rather told me to quiet down. I suppose in hindsight this was an important day for them too, and they couldn't be interrupted on their Taco Bell burrito day, either. Either way, when I was coming in and out of consciousness later that day in class, the teacher finally pulled my lifeless head off of my desk and saw that I had second degree burns all over 1/3 of my face, bubbling off my head and sticking to tiny elementary school sized desk. Finally they called my mom, and this is truly the worst part of the story: my mom didn't sue them to provide for me a high school Ferrari. I know this sounds like a sh*tpost but I promise this was real. I got in the local news albeit nameless because I was a minor, and that was the last ever Taco Bell burrito day for Colorado public schools. As I went about my school life I never once saw a bean burrito in a public school, and I always felt both sad that I ruined those horrible teacher's one piece of mid-week joy with my child-like bean screams but also wrathful that I'm not typing this from inside of my well-deserved Ferrari.
@@nonyabiz9340 no scaring luckily. Or at least none that I’ve noticed in adulthood. But my face looked like melted cheese on a pizza for most of the remaining school year. Needless to say, no school photo from that year.
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Burning your kid with a nuggie to scam McDonald's is what America means to me.
Spoken like a true tim dillon fan 😂 proud of you bud, you've figured it out 😂😂😂
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knife fight in the big city
Hate the game not the player
Scamming McD's *through a lawsuit.* That's an even more American of scam!
Nobody in the history of Earth has ever had a Mcnugget that was more than lukewarm.
Trueeeee
They're probably safe to handle straight out of the fryer.
Well now there's gonna be a new rule that the nuggets gotta be even colder so nobody tries to sue again
@@shiiswii4136 McDonald’s will have to develop a refrigerated metal tube that cook nuggets will have to pass through before being given to customers.
Ikr their fries are still frozen when I get them.
Family wins $100k. Rest of country never gets hot fast food ever again. Worth it 🇺🇸
Grill a burger, it's over
People still get hot coffee from McDonalds, it will be fine. These cases are funny but we need to remember that the news is fake, and generally leaves out details to make it entertaining.
@@iyziejane research the hot coffee lawsuit. That poor lady.
All because of a woman
Get McBranded America!
Getting branded by a Chicken McNugget is the most American thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Not white american
@@CarolFremel-my4hsdefinitely white American. What America u live in where white ppl don’t eat McDonald’s
@@CarolFremel-my4hsWhen did he say white American? He said American.
I went to get my usual 20 piece order of McNuggets today, and I noticed it was 3 cents more expensive - most likely due to this little girl being used as a tool to extort McDonalds. It's a real knife fight out there.
The Horror.....
Yes or yes?
That's fake business
THAT was the hard part??
Praying for you 🙌🏻🙌🏻
I love that he called her *retarded* before he even *knew*
Tim has an IQ of 182
Absolutely!!
I bet she was black too
She burned that kid for sure 😂
"Listen, Mommy needs to hurt you right now"
A smol sacrifice for a big payday.
@rock3tcatU233 now you'll never get hot nugs ever again.
@@americanmonster8342 I've been banned from owning chicken nuggers ever again.
As a McDonald’s employee of 5 years. This is fs a scam.
Thank you for your service.
This story would be more believable if it was about a McDonalds Apple Pie, those things contained the heat of the sun.
yeah they use to be fried also back in the day. hot apple lava.
You spoke McTruth on that one.
Those were bomb. Probably the only good thing on their menu.
the roof of my mouth is still gone
a genuine danger to life in the summer
Tim explaining kids needing to be retarded to dump nuggets on themselves while the article stating "the child, WHO IS AUTISTIC, did not testify" being pulled up on the screen might be the most hilarious part of this rant
nevermind, made it to 6:48 🤣
lmao
Everyone’s autistic, nowadays.
Who knew mild autism would turn into an excuse for everything
Sorry still don't believe it
This kid has never eaten a pizza roll straight out of the oven and it shows
Oven?
The way Tim describes what is basically a side dish as something "to replace breathing" is just pure COMEDY 😂😂😂
Tim is a better defense lawyer than what McDonald’s hired.
If only his lighter argument would actually hold up in court, sadly pretty much every court would call it conjecture
He’s even better than a defense attorney, he’s a former Loan Originator of Prime Mortgages. This man can sell.
I guess he lost that Morgan and Morgan sponsorship.
Sue? Sue!
They probably weren't interested in bad pr if their elite team of lawyers demolished this autistic child's mother
~better call saul~
*Better Call Tim* 😎
I've had a billion nuggets over the years..and not one was hot enough to burn me on the level that I felt the need to sue. This woman should face a military tribunal.
The fact that the girl is on her ipad throughout the trial is top tier comedy.
I've had second degree burns and there is no way a nugget could've done that much damage without the mother assisting the burn. If it was that hot (like straight out of the fryer, possibly still having some of the oil on it), the normal reaction is to immediately jump away bc burns as many already know...f*cking hurt. It's not even a thought, your body will instantly react to get away. I would bet everything that poor little girl has an abusive mother who was looking to make money at her daughters expense. I hope they look into this pos and that McDonald's doesn't pay out. Tim is spot on. I smell another grifter.
I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager. The nuggets are crispy so they don’t feel hot on the outside, even straight out of the fryer. I would regularly touch them directly out of the fryer with no issue at all. This just didn’t happen and I hope child services steps in to protect this girl cause her mom burned her for sure.
The most idiotic thing about this is that McDonald's doesn't even fry their nuggets they air fry them
@@darknessreignthey do not air dry them. I worked there a couple weeks ago, they still fry their items in Oil
What if in the effort of removing the chicken nugget still with oil on it and drops it because of the instant pain to her fingers and it lands on her leg. Most likely she’s restrained by a belt in the drive thru and unable to move therefore it sat between her legs burning her not to mention she has Down syndrome and the only adult in the car was driving
But hey wouldn’t it make a better story for you if the mother was abusive?
The woman took those McNuggets from the worker and handed them to her daughter. What you and your daughter did after that is none of the store's fault. This money grab case is stupid beyond belief. And the sad part is the little girl and the husband both are stuck living with this miserable "mother". GTFO here...
Miserable got her paid
I burnt my mouth from a hot nugget, said NO ONE EVER.
I'm still skeptical of this case. Deep frying oil is usually around 350-375. As soon as those nuggets are lifted out of the oil, they are losing heat to the air and to the basket. Assuming they were then put on a drying rack, then those nuggets are losing further heat there. By the time those nuggets were packaged and transferred to the customer, I don't see how there could be enough heat to burn the kid like that.
Certain people shouldnt have kids. This woman is a classic example of that.
Dude, Nobody deserves an autistic African American daughter. Ghetto life is hard af
I grew up poor w a single mom in chicago. Lol if she did this to put us up I would 100% understand even respect her for it. Only if we won the case😂
Why cuz she scammed mcdonalds out of some money? More successful than plenty of parents
the dumbest and most classless people always have the most kids, we are truly headed straight for idiocracy
We all know. this parent burned their child, right? And if she gets away with this you know she gonna hurt her child to try and commit fraud again...
I was a public transit bus driver for years and I would often hear shitbirds in the back of the bus openly plotting schemes like this. It gives you some perspective into how dire things are for a lot of people and, frankly, how a lot of stereotypes are grounded in truth.
Every time I get nuggets from mcdonalds they are barely lukewarm
"Branding her daughter with a nugget" is wild as fuck! Hahahaha
I feel like Tim can qualify as an expert witness on McDonald’s
Life gave them lemons. They made lemonade.
Demand to see life's manager. - Cave Johnson
nah they didn't even have the lemons. But tried to make lemonade anyway
People complain about the US being sue happy and then endorse this
If you have ever worked at McDonalds you know there is no way a nugget was that hot. They keep them at a specific temp. They literally are being scumbags
@@Swoozy585 The juices inside the nugget are probably what caused the injuries, also it being FL on a HOT day. Maybe just maybe the perfect storm of Florida people, baby skin and nugget juice could have caused the injury. I'm sure McDonald is going to change their process for making nuggets here on out. They will most likely serve them cold to there customers as a corrective action moving forward. I can only imagine the amount of anger this is going to cause to customers as they breach the counters to choke out the nearest chicken neck working at McD's just to get a taste of that delicious RAGE SAUCE my nuggetty friend.
I like knowing we're all one molten nugget or freezing frostee away from being a topic on Tim's podcast.
More like one frivolous lawsuit away lol
Underrated comment. 😂
The hot apple pie is 1000 degrees. A chicken nugget is nothing.
Can you imagine your kid screaming from a burn and your first thought being "Hold on, let me get my IPhone and shoot a video"
The coffee one made sense (look up the details if you don't believe me)... but a chicken nugget?
Even if you took it directly out of the hot oil, by the time you put it in the box and handed it through the drive thru window, it would not be hot enough to burn anybody.
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred....and deformed"
-Innocent victim of nugget on child violence
Has anyone actually gotten hot nuggets at McDonalds?
I did yesterday 🙂 that's the only way to eat them fresh, but they weren't hot enough to burn me..😏
Or with real chicken?
Strictly room temp
Yes many times .....they have nice ass crunch to them too . Fresh and hot . They might burn the roof of your mouth but not your leg lol .
I'm telling y'all, that family will be right back where they are now in 2-3 years.
Tim should become a novelist. This scenario deserves a novel, for sure.
5:41 had me cracking up with the judge impression LOL
Why was the jury in South Carolina?
I've never received a hot chicken nugget from McDonald's in my life
Dude he’s actually so right
I worked at McDonalds when I was in high school, and I could handle nuggets fresh out of the fryer. It would sting a little, but never got a 2nd degree burn from it. There is something shady about this case. Hilarious content, Tim.
The original hot coffee suit really fucked up that old woman, she had major burns across like a square foot of her skin
You know in the last 40 years I've had a few 1000 chicken mcnuggets and I don't ever remember getting one that was even warmish..
AT BEST,,,,, warm...
This should be on the mother too for not supervising her child
Listened to this at work and people thought I was crazy hysterically laughing to myself
The only way I see this happening is if the nuggets were covered in hot oil straight out of the fryer.
I always get chicken products @ McD's well-done, meaning they have to cook usually a fresh batch of nuggets, and they get hot. I've also worked there and have made nuggets for myself, and they're hot. But hot enough to cause burns.. I wouldn't say so.
I feel like thats exactly what happened. The worker ripped the nuggets out the fryer, dropped it in the container, and chucked it out the window as fast as possible because they were behind. Nothing malicious or negligent, just unfortunate timing.
@@ScagAteHer do they even fry their nuggets?
I like that Tim consistently refers to the autistic child as “that bitch”
🤣
“That’s what I would’ve done..”
-Tim Dillon, 2023 😂😂😂
Branding her daughter with a nugget 😂😂😂
"YES MUMMYY" *super high pitched* I lost it on that one!! 😂😂😂
“I don’t want to kill her. I’m not going to Casey Anthony her.” 😹😹😹
I would like to sue, but for the opposite reason. I dropped a chicken mcnugget on my lap and got frostbite 🥶
But the package says the contents are hot. A second degree burn 🤨
The mom should have her child taken away for listening to her scream in pain for 2mins with a lava McNugget on her
cold nuggets for everyone from now on
Are we going to expect cold nuggets from now on? Was it starbucks that got sued for serving hot coffe?
It was McDonalds. The coffee did burn her badly. They fought her tooth and nail for medical bills and ended up paying so much more.
No it was McDonalds and the lady was severely 3rd degree burned and ONLY sued for the money it costs for medical treatment. You believe this because of corporate propaganda.
It’s mentioned eight minutes into the clip…
McDonald’s served some woman with 110” fucking coffee.
I hope we don’t get cold nuggets tho
Originally the woman who was burned by coffee only wanted her medical bills paid. McDonald's offered her like a couple hundred dollars when her bill was thousands. So she sued and the media made her seem like a crazy person for the lawsuit. The documentary Hot Coffee details the story and goes on to talk about mandatory arbitration.
@@Trivdgun- that the thing with this story, im like, well did she go to a hospital or its just a picture is worth a thousand payouts
$5.00 and free McNuggets for life sounds about right
Damn, I really wish Tim would come to Stockholm, Sweden to perform. I hope he does this podcast for the rest of his life
Unfortunately Sweden is just too gay, even for Tim, he might do Copenhagen though, best of luck to you, its a real knife fight out there.
I hope he does the podcast for the next 5-10 years too
He doesn’t want to catch that syndrome he read about.
It's a jungle out there, the dimwitted get burned by nuggets.
Life in the big city.
After a recent trip to Wendy’s I accidentally gave myself a puréed Baconator enema and got sick for a week! I believe I am entitled to certain compensatory damages!
Wendy's has the best spicy chicken enemas
"This is what it has come to... Ya know, if you want to get ahead..."
I died, released from my body, and came back... all within that single sentence!
God bless this kid if she ever makes a hot pocket in the microwave.
Six Degrees of Seperation 2: 40 Degrees of Nugget
4:14 stop, no way.
It would be like winning a raffle. It's like the matrix where one doesn't know what real cheese tastes like, so this beast never encountered a warm nugget in her life.
Heres thought stop feeding your kids McDonalds. The nuggets are made of 75% chicken refuse; the butthole, eyes, brain, peepee, organs… but hey its cheap right!?
Crazy how Tim just keeps on predicting things
Honestly it's fucking terrifying. He says some crazy shit, only to find out what's really going on might be crazier.
Watching this while stoned is an excellent combo especially the dialogue between mother & child
Mommy has to hurt you now.
You'd think a "former" junkie would know how burns work.
McDonalds stay catching all the smoke 😂😂😂 what a time to be alive
Probably put a nugget in the microwave and burned her own daughter🤣
Did you know chicken nuggets burn hot enough to melt steel beams?
🤯
Underrated comment😆
She was holdin the nugget on a spoon, having flashbacks!!!
0:09 Tim thinks to himself "I want Ben to come back"
How long till Harvard gives Tim an honorary Law/Business degree
Why even feed her child such shity food?
to think he had TWO top 10 dillon rants in one episode
This woman is the reason why nuggets are going to be served cold and hard from now on. Not like they ever came out hot in the first place
And with happy meals you gotta open the happy meal box which is usually closed, and then the nuggets are in another cardboard box. So two cardboard boxes you gotta open before the nuggets, doesn't seem plausible. French fries are more plausible to fall out, they barely put them in the container in the first place usually all over the bottom of the box.
My kids ages 3 and 5 do not dump their happy meals out, not even for the toy, they pick each thing out one by one.
lol not supposed to be pressed against the seatbelt and the leg for more than 2min. This little girl was just sitting there burning for over 2min before saying something lol. If it was actually hot why would you not move them right away? Definitely a scam.
It puts the nugget on the skin!!
Made me laugh
In the basket!!
True story from the hot coffee is actually interesting. Coffee was scalding hot because McDonald’s used cheap coffee beans and cooking it crazy hot covered the shit taste. Lady had 3rd degree burns and just wanted McDonald’s to cover her medical costs. Part of the lawsuit was she couldn’t explain her story. And McDonald’s basically ruined her life for it.
Yeah, $2.7 million settlement is truly life ruining
Only way this could have happened is if the employee poured a cup of hot grease in the nugget container and then immediately baseball pitched it at the child
I just got an add for “The Golden Nugget” lmao
Average temperature of a McDonald's chicken nugget, 102°f at best, and that is an internal temp
It's a real knife fight out there
Ironically, Tim definitely dumps a bag of McDonald’s on himself.
If anything, and this is comimg from an ex-mcdonalds employee a decade ago - its managments fault for understaffing and pressuring the grill team to deep fry faster to keep up with demand. They have one person working the grill and deep fryers, so what happens is by the time everythings done cooking, instead of getting to cool down it goes straight into the nugget box covered in boiling grease cuz they didnt have a second person to have maintained the trays of nuggets to begin with. The line gets bigger and bigger, the order time goes up and they start screaming at you to hurry up, and you end up with a corner cut that burns a kid.
The management is what causes ALL the problems behind the counter.
Dude, if it's scalding coffee, maybe. I grew up with a friend who had his ass skin grafted onto his forearm from where boiling coffee spilled on him at a gas station when he was 3 and he got an ungodly sum of money.... but a nugget? Dude I've worked at almost every single fast-food place for fun, just out of curiosity and really easy money even if I only stay 2 weeks then bail. Fuck it. The first thing they train you on is fries and nuggets. They're never "burn-your-mouth-hot." Ever. I feel like I got lucky once and my tongue might have tingled.
100% this mom ordered them fresh, or a really large order, to ensure they were hot, found a good, steamy one, and gave her own daughter burns VIA McNugget and/or bribed a doctor or something weird. And her name's Brenda 100%.
Absolutely insane.
"This is Mcnugget burn... without pain, without sacrifice, we have nothing. This is your burning leg. Right here... Shut! Up!.. Our fathers were our models for god, if our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about god? Listen to me, consider the possibility that god does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen. We don't need him! Fuck damnation, fuck redemption, we are god's unwanted children! So be it! Listen, you can run water over your leg and make it worse, or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. First, you have to give up. You have to know, not fear, know, that someday you're gonna die. It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything."
14:42 ITS ALMOST OVER AHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂
Autism is no excuse, even Rainman had to testify in the movie whether or not he wanted tp stay with Charlie Babbit.
Does McDonald's have toys still? I know they don't have hot nuggets, but do they have toys?
they do... and they suck... they even released an adult happy meal that had a "premium" toy... I wasn't dumb enough to fall for it, but I can tell you from the pictures; those toys sucked smelly donkey wang
Just looked up the story. Not surprised who did this. I am sure you are right she burned the kid.
This is a completely true story... I am the reason the entire state of Colorado stopped having Taco Bell burrito day at public elementary schools.
In the early 2000's I was in public elementary school in the metro area and we always had one day a week where Taco Bell legit would make burritos for all the kids for school lunch (it was some brand deal). Taco Bell would prepare thousands of these burritos and they would only reheat them at the school. I lived for Taco Bell burrito day. That's why one day when it was Taco Bell burrito day I just couldn't help myself. I received my Taco Bell burrito day burrito and ran to my lunch seat, ripped open the wrapping and took a giant bite of my Taco Bell burrito day burrito. The sides of my bite exploded with what I can only describe as the white hot refried beans of Satan's fiery anus, scorching the sides of my mouth. I was screaming bloody murder and weeping as my face began to turn bright red, and the school didn't help me at all, but rather told me to quiet down. I suppose in hindsight this was an important day for them too, and they couldn't be interrupted on their Taco Bell burrito day, either. Either way, when I was coming in and out of consciousness later that day in class, the teacher finally pulled my lifeless head off of my desk and saw that I had second degree burns all over 1/3 of my face, bubbling off my head and sticking to tiny elementary school sized desk. Finally they called my mom, and this is truly the worst part of the story: my mom didn't sue them to provide for me a high school Ferrari.
I know this sounds like a sh*tpost but I promise this was real. I got in the local news albeit nameless because I was a minor, and that was the last ever Taco Bell burrito day for Colorado public schools. As I went about my school life I never once saw a bean burrito in a public school, and I always felt both sad that I ruined those horrible teacher's one piece of mid-week joy with my child-like bean screams but also wrathful that I'm not typing this from inside of my well-deserved Ferrari.
Sounds legit. I believe.
That's rough dude. I think you deserve a burrito Ferrari
did you scar?
@@nonyabiz9340 no scaring luckily. Or at least none that I’ve noticed in adulthood. But my face looked like melted cheese on a pizza for most of the remaining school year. Needless to say, no school photo from that year.
@@ThatsMyChad BRUTAL... ty for sharing
My mom woulda smacked me for eating and dropping food in the car then told me to get the aloe for the burn. 😂😂
“Mommy has to hurt you” is by far the funniest thing I’ve heard today
Tim Dillon presents a lifetime original story based on true events. When love burns.
The McNugget fakebiz lawsuit
It's physically impossible to be burned by a Mcnuggit
This literally sounds like a news segment from the Onion
It was the little girl voice that will rob me of sleep tonight