Not really cigarettes are horrible they taste bad they give you throat mouth and lung cancer it's much better to talk while smoking a joint you get high I'll come up with new and interesting things to talk about and nobody's getting cancer
07:22 this chat about tobacco improving conversation is 100% true. I'll never forget when all the kids at my bus stop started smoking cigs. I never did, and so I never had an excuse to hang out and shoot the shit with them. Kids used cigarettes as a way to mingle with the opposite sex, build alliances, etc. Those of us who didn't smoke were just silent individuals waiting for a bus.
Just found Tim recently. Holy shit. Possibly the funniest person, stream of consciousness, that I've ever heard. Made my life better. Am now listening to every episode. Some episodes made my eyes tear with laughter. Thank you Tim... and Ben.
This is the greatest hour and a half in podcast history. The dynamic duo of both Tim and Ben is unparalleled. Crazy how much intrinsic value Ben does have on this show, although words aren’t his forte, the body language and reactionary acknowledgement drives the message. Love you guys.
Good, look at bettahelp through this show. Depends on what your tastes are, some will help you, or you can watch them wack it. its amazing. reminds me of twitch but in its final form.
I'm 17 minutes in and he has done 370 jokes already. The latest episode I watched, he was funnier than most comedians while he was placing a doordash order.
What the hell are you talking about there's no jokes this man is a very serious commentator on social issues everything he says is 100% serious and true
I just watched a JRE from a year ago with him and Alex Jones now, I'm completely obsessed with Tim Dillon. If you haven't seen that JRE it's one of the best episodes ever.
This is the nicest podcast I’ve ever watched. This is the kind of podcast my parents would listen to on special occasion like once a year. I can’t believe I’m having a podcast like this on some random Friday at work. This one is going in my journal.
He could definitely be the host of the parody conservative radio show, or it would be dope if he played some sort of Alex Jones type character that gives you updates on events that take place in the game world on the TV
The episodes 150's 's up to 200 and perhaps a few more, is peak Tim Dillon performance, truly. He is great now but there was just something about this last batch of episodes before his grand emergence. Good for him, he is the best right now.
Tim is my spiritual conspiratorial santeria grandmother during the Apocalypse. Loved you on the first episode of Dannys house! love when Danny catches up with Uncle Joey, so I'm hype you guys are working together!
The no call no show! Here’s a tip, have your social medias already all set to “appear offline”, don’t post anything. Smoke a joint. Go to bed. A good liar goes down with the ship
Only an idiot does the no call no show because they want too. The no call no show is for when you're fucked up on anything and everything and you finally realize it's 8:45, you need to at work at 9 and you're only a third through the 8 ball
“The truth is the passion of a small and aberrant minority of men, most of them pathological. They are hated for telling it while they live and, after they die, they are swiftly forgotten. What remains to the world, in the field of wisdom, is a series of well-tested and solidly-agreeable lies.” --H.L. Mencken
Tim was on my mind when I had to come up with a good lie recently. I rehearsed it too. Stupid me added some additional info not rehearsed and I tripped myself up. Stick to the script!
Denzell Lewis I’m excited for you, then. it’s audio only but ESSENTIAL. my favorite quote from it: “ ‘My TRANS SCHIZOPHRENIC MOTHER, on TBS!’ We had her a COCK MADE, and she’s FINE now.”
Tim’s the kind of guy that has enough intellect and self awareness to be successful in any career that doesn’t ban fat people. Dude is master salesman.
Tim made me aware of the Franklin scandal, that story broke my mind and changed who i view the US and the world. I thought i kind of knew how the world works and I thought i was quite sceptical, but not nearly enough. Also as funny as it comes, and that even more important than the demons.
@TheTimDillonShow needs to be broadcasted across America every Friday at 9:00 pm like they did to us with winslow and urkel as kids and reruns at 7 pm in places like Nebraska Iowa Virginia and Michigan
This is one of Tim's best episodes till date. Every bit he goes into could be a bit in itself in his stand up routine. So funny,so good. Ben's in top form as well. Lie . . . . . . . .
When ben laughs I laugh. Either we have the same exact sense of humor, or Tim Dillon is the greatest entertainer of all time. (Both) And he is Just riiifffiiinnnnn
I thought I was having a stroke, so I called an ambulance. Now I'm going to have to explain to the paramedics that it was just the focus on Tim's podcast. Thanks a lot Ben, you're doing God's own work. Lose the moustache.
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Anybody else just having a full on Tim binge?
Pretty much off and on binging forever
🙋🏻♀️
He’s hilarious!
I haven’t stopped all week
Omg. are you stalking me?
"A big part of learning how to communicate is to smoke cigarettes."
He is a genius
Not really cigarettes are horrible they taste bad they give you throat mouth and lung cancer it's much better to talk while smoking a joint you get high I'll come up with new and interesting things to talk about and nobody's getting cancer
@@BlazRa nobody is getting cancer but after an hour or 3 you're all going zzzzz
@@kiethenselmans7454 only if you smoke indica I'm also a fan of espresso and sugar free energy drinks
Profound😂
@@BlazRa why are you here if you don’t know what a joke is dipshit
Most underrated podcast on the internet right now
internets
Oh fuck yeah!!
yup
Couldn't fucking agree more!!!!
*Most underrated human on the planet
Just driving in the night listening to this, ripping malboro reds and I don’t even smoke. Drinking a diet Dr Pepper, life in the big city.
fuck yeah
real knife fight out there
You'd be sick af so nice try wannabe loser
beautiful.
I wish you well
This dude should be reporting all the news.
Briliant idea!!
I would _love_ a Tim Dillon newscast
07:22 this chat about tobacco improving conversation is 100% true. I'll never forget when all the kids at my bus stop started smoking cigs. I never did, and so I never had an excuse to hang out and shoot the shit with them. Kids used cigarettes as a way to mingle with the opposite sex, build alliances, etc. Those of us who didn't smoke were just silent individuals waiting for a bus.
Just found Tim recently. Holy shit. Possibly the funniest person, stream of consciousness, that I've ever heard. Made my life better. Am now listening to every episode. Some episodes made my eyes tear with laughter. Thank you Tim... and Ben.
I get the feeling this guy owns a dog house.
Make sure you ask tim for a big fat kiss next time too
Single funniest thing on youtube.....I've watched a million netflix specials and nothing comes close to this.
He's the funniest man in america right now
99% of standup sucks...especially netflix standup
Norm MacDonald, but yes, TD is the best young gun by far.
Sticks & Stones Chapelle. 26th. 😎 but yes. Tim Dillion is a beast. All the LOS family is.
Preach!!!!
This is the greatest hour and a half in podcast history. The dynamic duo of both Tim and Ben is unparalleled. Crazy how much intrinsic value Ben does have on this show, although words aren’t his forte, the body language and reactionary acknowledgement drives the message. Love you guys.
I agree. Ben reacts at the perfect times and it drives the point home
😢
Your show prevents me from blowing my brains out thanks Tim
i killed myself a week ago. best decision ive ever made 10/10 would recommend
Get some help u fuck
@@thorseely same bro. I've been getting lit with God every weekend since while watching Tim Dillon. Highly recommend
How'd it work out for ya?
Good, look at bettahelp through this show. Depends on what your tastes are, some will help you, or you can watch them wack it. its amazing. reminds me of twitch but in its final form.
Great episode and great quote...
"To be sane in this climate, is the surest way to go crazy"
I'm 17 minutes in and he has done 370 jokes already. The latest episode I watched, he was funnier than most comedians while he was placing a doordash order.
What episode is the door dash order?
What the hell are you talking about there's no jokes this man is a very serious commentator on social issues everything he says is 100% serious and true
Ben has the best sense of humor. Gets every joke and doesn’t interrupt the great Tim Dillon.
And his laugh makes everything 1000x funnier.
This is the new joey and lee
@@hereis6655 Fucking 1000 x better! Are you fucking nuts! Lol
Heo Price he gets every joke! That’s how!
Best Pod Producer in the game. No joke. Fuck Young Jaime.
Can’t believe I’m just running into this podcast, the greatest comedian alive
He's up there with Joey Diaz, Hicks.
I just watched a JRE from a year ago with him and Alex Jones now, I'm completely obsessed with Tim Dillon. If you haven't seen that JRE it's one of the best episodes ever.
Welcome to hell
I was in the exact same situation a couple months ago and once you’re done you just start all over again cause there’s simply nothing like this show
Oh I believe it, just shows you how controlled how information is.
Lmao Tim blows off one of the biggest podcasts on the internet then somehow relates it to jeffrey epstein. Long Live Tim Dillon
Listening to this in 2024 and hearing him launch Patreon on this episode is wild. Worked out so well.
how is it?
I was gonna go jump off a Walmart. Then I saw Tim Dillon uploaded another show. You can always jump off a Walmart tomorrow.
Indeed, you can. Wise words.
Life in the big city
Walmart is the King Kong of fake businesses.
Fair enough. It's a real knife fight out there
Did you jump yet ?
This is the nicest podcast I’ve ever watched. This is the kind of podcast my parents would listen to on special occasion like once a year. I can’t believe I’m having a podcast like this on some random Friday at work. This one is going in my journal.
Tim speaks in ALL CAPS, and I love it
Amazing this is still going on 4 years later.... and no one has gone to jail
tim dillon should be the main voice actor in gta 6
AnorexicShark he should be the main body actor too
Only if Ray Kump gets to play a coroner
He could definitely be the host of the parody conservative radio show, or it would be dope if he played some sort of Alex Jones type character that gives you updates on events that take place in the game world on the TV
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Your a genius I think they already have one they been playing gta6 in korea for like a year now
The porch era was elite
This era of Tim Dillon was always the best
One of the only patreons that’s actually
worth it.
Yup! Hands down...this aged well 👍🏼
tortured Tim, the price he pays for being intelligent, love him
Creating the Patreon was the best decision of his life. It's incredible how fast it grew.
#2 in the u.s. what a glow up
120K a month baby ! 180K overall from the podcast 😎👍
@MrGS53 no shot dude.
The episodes 150's 's up to 200 and perhaps a few more, is peak Tim Dillon performance, truly. He is great now but there was just something about this last batch of episodes before his grand emergence. Good for him, he is the best right now.
Tim is my spiritual conspiratorial santeria grandmother during the Apocalypse.
Loved you on the first episode of Dannys house! love when Danny catches up with Uncle Joey, so I'm hype you guys are working together!
Fuck you hipster
His rants are art.
The no call no show! Here’s a tip, have your social medias already all set to “appear offline”, don’t post anything. Smoke a joint. Go to bed. A good liar goes down with the ship
Only an idiot does the no call no show because they want too. The no call no show is for when you're fucked up on anything and everything and you finally realize it's 8:45, you need to at work at 9 and you're only a third through the 8 ball
@@13onethree I felt that.
Classic Dillon here. The RUclips algo just showed me this episode out of nowhere lol
Life in the big city
We wish you well
I thought the long lost days of dying of laughter were over until.....I found this podcast. 🙏🏼🔥 Thank you GOD
Every four months I come back to listen to the best of Tim.
Its magic to hear him from his porch as a neighbor i bet.
“The truth is the passion of a small and aberrant minority of men, most of them pathological. They are hated for telling it while they live and, after they die, they are swiftly forgotten. What remains to the world, in the field of wisdom, is a series of well-tested and solidly-agreeable lies.” --H.L. Mencken
Mencken is the shit and that quote is a rough realization.
My favorite TED Talk is with Ghislaine Maxwell talking about saving the oceans
Tim was on my mind when I had to come up with a good lie recently. I rehearsed it too. Stupid me added some additional info not rehearsed and I tripped myself up. Stick to the script!
"I'm throwing my career away today....because I'm listening to where you used to eat pizza!"
Currently watching every Tim Dillon episode
The Monday ad on this episode might be the greatest live ad read in existence.
Summertime deck chain smoking Tim Dillon just hit different
Easily the hidden gem of all the podcasts. Discovered Tim from his appearance on the Bertcast. His appearance is still the best I’ve seen on there yet
Denzell Lewis have you heard him on sickler’s show?
Ian Fitzpatrick I haven’t but now I’ll have to check it out
Denzell Lewis I’m excited for you, then. it’s audio only but ESSENTIAL. my favorite quote from it:
“ ‘My TRANS SCHIZOPHRENIC MOTHER, on TBS!’ We had her a COCK MADE, and she’s FINE now.”
Dillon is a beast! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥🔥🔥
Berta is an idiot tho
I go back and revisit this Podcast episode often ..this is gold
This is the best episode he’s ever done
This show was a rude awakening for me, very inspiring to do more with your life!
Was it the cigarette part??
Tim is Chris Farley's evil shadow clone
AwwwIquit I wouldn’t say evil, just gay.
He has Farley's chaotic energy and Spades witty observations.
They both did coke. Lots of coke.
With some Master Shake thrown in
I'm 16 minutes in, and I can already call this one of the funniest podcasts I've ever seen 😂 This guy is by far the best ranter in the world.
You have to watch episode 236 that’s the best rant he’s done imo
God I miss the old Tim even tho he still funny af
The lighting might be the most inadvertent, yet immersive, accidental detail I like.
It feels like we're up late at night drinking with the boys talking about society, smoking heaters
I fall asleep to this almost everyday.
Tim gives a great life lesson here 53:30
Do the Church you would b great with Coco & Lee
Theresa Warren already done, podcast was 🔥🔥
Tim’s the kind of guy that has enough intellect and self awareness to be successful in any career that doesn’t ban fat people. Dude is master salesman.
Just revisiting these old follies.
Ah, the memories. ❤️
i haven't even started the podcast yet, but HEARRRRT to you all.
I love the intentional honesty coming out of Tim's lying bit. This guy is an absolute fucking genius when you see it.
Tim made me aware of the Franklin scandal, that story broke my mind and changed who i view the US and the world.
I thought i kind of knew how the world works and I thought i was quite sceptical, but not nearly enough.
Also as funny as it comes, and that even more important than the demons.
"I paid for it with gratitude" I'm absolutely dead
The ad reads are really the best part of the show
I love showing my "woke" friends Tim.... and then them replying. This is you.
Tim is the voice of reason.
I'm just here to say nice things about tim
*proceeds to say nothing nice*
Tim, you are one of the best comedians. Great podcast. You are one of my go to channels for good content.
this should have way more views
I built 10 websites after I heard your wix ad. Thanks Tim
general010 the word needs more people like you
Mine is shit but I tried.
The first quarter of this is some of the best comedy EVER
Peak Tim for sure
Finally! Someone who trims his nails the same way I do.
This guy is putting me on so much shit
glad i found this podcast
@TheTimDillonShow needs to be broadcasted across America every Friday at 9:00 pm like they did to us with winslow and urkel as kids and reruns at 7 pm in places like Nebraska Iowa Virginia and Michigan
I love listening to this clump of Irish soda bread rant on a porch
Is he irish
@@Munggg3321and gay
fingers crossed for an eventual David Duke episode!!! :)
This is some of his best work.
with the mustache, ben looks very 70's like an investigative jouranlist
I love how Tim tied in lying to Dr. Drew into his add read.
This is one of Tim's best episodes till date. Every bit he goes into could be a bit in itself in his stand up routine. So funny,so good.
Ben's in top form as well.
Lie . . . . . . . .
Tim Hilarious i love this series man keep it up.
PS. This is much better than the bachelor.
Tim Dillon: the Toby Keith of standup 🙏
THESE OLD TIM DILLON VIDS ARE GOLD!!!
This episode is released on my birthday! I see this as an amazing present! Thanks Tim!
Orange Whip?! Happy birthday! 🎉
@@URAWESOME94 i know its late, but thank you.
tim Dillon is such a great podcaster i listen to his adds without fast forwarding
The only one who makes them worth listening to. Others like Burr try... but it's just meh. Tim is so good at improvising
Tim's riffed ad reads are more entertaining than most comedians comedy specials.
Burning bridges in LA already
Man oh man I'm peeing myself - the CBD add - planes crashing 》Tim apologizing- then begging people to just buy it - funny funny
“and how’d I pay for it? With gratitude” is the funniest shit ever
When ben laughs I laugh. Either we have the same exact sense of humor, or Tim Dillon is the greatest entertainer of all time. (Both) And he is Just riiifffiiinnnnn
That Wix ad is some of the funniest stuff I’ve heard
Tim should’ve got Tucker Carlson’s spot on Fox News.
Bahahahhahahahaha
Tim just says the most random things ever 😂 im dying
Yeah ben bro that refocus in the first few minutes is triggering my epilepsy
There is such a thing as a noble lie, most practice the art of "back stabbing" though. Thanks for keeping this thing unfiltered.
Love it!
Gotta love the TD watch party immediately at midnight!
The bit on ice cream was great... never heard any thing more true then the Turkey hill statements . Another great podcast
"I don't really know about that, that's not my beat. I do Bachelor." 💀
listening to this after your YMH episode (ep544) is hilarious and satisfying.
it’s all gold but for some reason his impression of a guy getting his name read allowed on patreon is what really sent me over the edge
“Welcome to ABC World News Tonight, I’m Tim Dillon your guest host filling in for American Hero Alex Jones.”
Here for the gang bang!! Glad I got here early!!
I thought I was having a stroke, so I called an ambulance. Now I'm going to have to explain to the paramedics that it was just the focus on Tim's podcast. Thanks a lot Ben, you're doing God's own work. Lose the moustache.
This is the episode that made subscribe. Haha.
Tim dillon is funny and unique with a great head of hair
I am glad this podcast has grown so much. There’s a million more people who will love it as soon as they hear it I wish they could find it sooner