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  • @BeRoyal37
    @BeRoyal37 3 года назад +1456

    Tim was on fire during the porch era

    • @tftreplay
      @tftreplay 3 года назад +65

      not the same without the porch

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 года назад +40

      He needs to move back to L.A. I feel like he has lost a little bit of his zeal for the show since he moved to Austin. Maybe it's just me

    • @tftreplay
      @tftreplay 3 года назад +23

      @@SHACOBES123 yeah, he's gotta accept he's an LA guy

    • @ryanjones1902
      @ryanjones1902 3 года назад +9

      @@SHACOBES123 he is moving back soon

    • @jakw97
      @jakw97 3 года назад +24

      @@SHACOBES123 Nice to hear more people think he was better in different "eras". I like what he does now aswell but he had another type of energy when he had not made it yet. Great pod btw

  • @coloradomotion1836
    @coloradomotion1836 2 года назад +600

    The porch era is untouchable. We need a “best of the porch” episode.

    • @trentjung8035
      @trentjung8035 Год назад +8

      Nothin but facts

    • @matthewlivingston3568
      @matthewlivingston3568 Год назад +12

      Would be at least a 4 hour straight pod of porch gold. It’s needs to happen

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt Год назад +8

      This whole podcast itself was flawless

    • @jishnubasavaraju8038
      @jishnubasavaraju8038 Год назад +8

      Its undoubtedly bomb disney world, I think. Feral is close second

    • @coloradomotion1836
      @coloradomotion1836 Год назад +3

      @@jishnubasavaraju8038 when he talks about Disney World before his parents divorced was pure genius.

  • @Adoogna
    @Adoogna 3 года назад +345

    You can listen to any episode and it ages wonderfully.

    • @Impeach_the_queen
      @Impeach_the_queen 3 года назад +5

      So true😂

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад

      totally. totally true!!

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 года назад

      wonder

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 2 года назад +6

      here in the immediate post-ben era, and your words are evergreen. should be etched in stone ❤

    • @ambassador8524
      @ambassador8524 2 года назад +2

      Agree, I can listen to H.Stern and it’s the same feeling. Timeless.

  • @resiktd1944
    @resiktd1944 5 лет назад +958

    Screaming into a microphone on a porch does it for me.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 4 года назад +2

      Alone in a closet might be better.

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 года назад +4

      And the neighbors must luv it

    • @mika274
      @mika274 4 года назад +13

      Sleeping on the bed and screaming into a microphone also works for me

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад

      for sure. totally, totally correct man

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 года назад

      porch

  • @BIGPROWLER
    @BIGPROWLER 5 лет назад +555

    i like the porch cuz i know the neighbors hear it

    • @buschtrout1499
      @buschtrout1499 3 года назад +30

      It would be so cool to be neighbors with this guy. I’d tune in from the comfort of the darkest part of my lawn.

    • @Molloy1951
      @Molloy1951 3 года назад +2

      Da Best! 😂

    • @Winn-Daniel
      @Winn-Daniel 2 года назад +1

      That's appropriation theft.

  • @lostinthewoods8032
    @lostinthewoods8032 5 лет назад +404

    I needed this tonight. Stay on that porch.

  • @horrifyinggelatinousblob
    @horrifyinggelatinousblob 5 лет назад +558

    I actually listen to the Sunday podcast on my porch while I eat breakfast and enjoy it. It’s like I’m there. Because my life has no joy.

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 года назад +34

      Your life having no joy is my joy 😋

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 года назад +44

      Heroin is joyful you might wanna look into it

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 года назад +5

      @@saraforney3940 drugs are bad....mmmk 😋

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 года назад +2

      No with covid does your life have joy??

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 года назад +2

      @@saraforney3940 lol.. Do u love life??

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 2 года назад +304

    This is when Tim was Hungry and it’s next level.

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi Год назад +6

      It was next level for sure

    • @JetUpKoala
      @JetUpKoala Год назад +4

      What’s the time frame of these next level episodes?

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens Год назад +20

      ​@@JetUpKoalathe porch era

    • @anthonyorlowski8268
      @anthonyorlowski8268 6 месяцев назад +16

      He dosent look hungry lol

    • @rockinrandy4428
      @rockinrandy4428 4 месяца назад +1

      Tim has never stopped being hungry and never will be. Of I mean appetite wise

  • @brandenohara4099
    @brandenohara4099 5 лет назад +465

    I think people love the porch because it's immersive.

    • @SlipperyMooseCakes
      @SlipperyMooseCakes 3 года назад +43

      It’s provocative. It gets the people going

    • @parkergauthier5238
      @parkergauthier5238 3 года назад +14

      It actually happens to be the transcendental amalgamation of a multitude of perceptions that happen to all collide at a particular unifying point

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 3 года назад +16

      I like the palm trees

    • @buschtrout1499
      @buschtrout1499 3 года назад +3

      @@adamgardener8624 me too

    • @dakneezbeez8844
      @dakneezbeez8844 2 года назад +1

      @@parkergauthier5238 what did u just say to me

  • @talon6890
    @talon6890 5 лет назад +201

    It's a nice porch, stay on the porch!

  • @dominiciervasi1176
    @dominiciervasi1176 5 лет назад +137

    Most underrated podcast ever

  • @danielluna7648
    @danielluna7648 2 года назад +46

    Almost 3 years later and the studio question has now turned into a running bit that I'm not sure will ever end.

  • @joshlockie9285
    @joshlockie9285 5 лет назад +156

    Tim truly taps into a comedy flow state talking about the zeitgeist of our reality. It’s a beautiful thing.

  • @Enkaybee
    @Enkaybee 10 месяцев назад +15

    Revisiting this one. Cancelling family was genuinely some of the best advice ever given. You do not have to participate in anything if you don't want to.

  • @Stuffuniverse-
    @Stuffuniverse- Год назад +18

    The energy that lays here , dormant until clicked on and unleashed into the mortal realms.

  • @evanf2964
    @evanf2964 Год назад +21

    The porch era is unmatched

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 года назад +67

    He's got a great point. Once you get sober things don't immediately get better. That's when things get hard. There's a lot of residual trauma sometimes that needs to be mended if you ever want to feel whole again.

    • @Wot50202
      @Wot50202 Год назад +4

      Preach it dude. I’m still at the trying to figure out how to have fun with other people stage. You need to up end your entire social circle

  • @brianlewis1372
    @brianlewis1372 5 лет назад +102

    The porch is amazing and this podcast is oddly changing my life...

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 года назад +6

      Right?!! Thats what I'm thinkin'. Good for us

    • @nix3001
      @nix3001 3 года назад +3

      I’m late to the party but I agree

    • @CRoy-qu7ib
      @CRoy-qu7ib Год назад +2

      for the worst you mean

  • @taylorsnider5809
    @taylorsnider5809 3 года назад +131

    It took me all to long to find out about the glorious dillon. I've been on like a 5 month fucking binge and my humor is becoming offensive to literally everyone. Not recommended .

    • @pearlgirl5643
      @pearlgirl5643 3 года назад +6

      Relatable - This makes my sick fuck Long Island Boomer destroyed blackened heart so happy😂🖤

    • @LordFindecano
      @LordFindecano 3 года назад +13

      See, my humor was already fucked, so for me it was just finding a comedian that at last, I find genuinely funny.

    • @samurai4950
      @samurai4950 3 года назад +2

      same dude

    • @benrosenthal5275
      @benrosenthal5275 2 года назад

      Haha this is incredibly true. My friends are now offended by my humor. Life goal complete

    • @Zet007ify
      @Zet007ify 2 года назад

      @Taylor Snider *too

  • @jarodjohnson1605
    @jarodjohnson1605 Год назад +60

    Shoulda never left the porch Tim. Studio world ate you up

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 6 месяцев назад +4

      I think he already ate the studio.

    • @computerblue1271
      @computerblue1271 5 месяцев назад +3

      "Everyone has a studio." All the more reason to not get a studio.

  • @cecilyt006
    @cecilyt006 3 года назад +130

    In retrospect, canceling the fam was one of the best decisions I ever made.

    • @fuckyoutube2326
      @fuckyoutube2326 2 года назад

      Leave the pedo drug addicts behind and get that sweet porch after you start that fake business you’ve always wanted. This is the way.

    • @isaiahm2044
      @isaiahm2044 2 года назад +19

      I didnt take it seriously now im doing it 3 years later

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад +7

      indeed. utterly right!

    • @LightBeing369
      @LightBeing369 2 года назад +17

      3yrs in to the cancelling and loving the peace & quiet✌😄

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 года назад

      made

  • @camillamaria3
    @camillamaria3 4 года назад +57

    Tim Dillon is the only comedian who can make me belly laugh these days. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonypino5415
      @tonypino5415 3 года назад +2

      Check out Bad Friends podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. It's a little bit sillier but hilarious.

  • @kingmagnusmusic
    @kingmagnusmusic Год назад +9

    Bring back the porch. Get a house with a balcony or porch and let’s go! 🎉

  • @johnnydubz3296
    @johnnydubz3296 2 года назад +107

    I love this podcast because it reminds me of how my ex wife used to yell at me and tell me im worthless

  • @IM-rn7ik
    @IM-rn7ik 11 месяцев назад +7

    He’s right, a lot of the time they don’t want you to succeed or do better. If you’re a failure they’re happy because they can only relate to that.

  • @russsperry
    @russsperry 5 лет назад +186

    Stay on the porch. Maybe get an outdoor "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell" neon sign or something if your worried about the perception of success.

  • @ouyoungbae
    @ouyoungbae 5 лет назад +49

    Tim is absolutely on fire

  • @prophetoverprofit
    @prophetoverprofit 5 лет назад +42

    I’m a porcher. Fully support porching

  • @christopherpratt9234
    @christopherpratt9234 3 года назад +22

    I could listen to Tim rant from now until the end of time... His stuff is hypnotizing...

  • @cointelpromusic6375
    @cointelpromusic6375 2 года назад +21

    54:00 "Im a demon from hell sent here to destroy and then rebuild, I'm part of a cycle."

  • @portlandgoose4727
    @portlandgoose4727 3 года назад +42

    Lol @ the fact that literally everyone said stay on the porch, so Tim said "you know what? fuck this porch"
    Very Tim of Tim to do that

  • @masterleatel
    @masterleatel Год назад +23

    When tim was joking about lighting boomers on fire I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. Never happened to me before

  • @maxmeeks9910
    @maxmeeks9910 3 года назад +16

    Tim's rant on long island being filled with terrible people and deserving bad things ahead came true.

  • @primetimejabroni903
    @primetimejabroni903 10 месяцев назад +48

    2024 and I’m cancelling my family

    • @adamvoss4402
      @adamvoss4402 5 месяцев назад +3

      How’d they take 😂…? Oh that’s right who cares

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 2 месяца назад

      Most of mine are dead

  • @skvllfvkk8601
    @skvllfvkk8601 5 лет назад +19

    Stay on the porch! I specifically like when it’s sunset or night time as well. Adds to the ambiance. Good vibes.

  • @F_And
    @F_And 2 года назад +14

    The fact that very little changed from these episodes is amazing

    • @alexclark3561
      @alexclark3561 2 года назад +1

      He’s so spot on it’s astounding

  • @phillipmele4448
    @phillipmele4448 2 года назад +21

    “…I believe in lizard death cults… I’m a centrist…” I missed the next five minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 God Damn it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WitzyZed
    @WitzyZed 5 лет назад +37

    I like the porch, it makes me feel like I’m willing to be outdoors.

  • @FlyhighLittleDrone
    @FlyhighLittleDrone Год назад +13

    Tim Dillon Is the voice of our generation

  • @RamiroEloy1997
    @RamiroEloy1997 5 лет назад +54

    I love the porch. You should also go to other porches in other episodes.

  • @aemaeth.2238
    @aemaeth.2238 5 лет назад +36

    You guys are great on the porch. The porch is great. You should stay on the porch

  • @AubsM55
    @AubsM55 5 лет назад +21

    I love the porch. I love you. I love Devan and I love Ben's laugh. This podcast is what I've needed. Thank you all. :)

  • @TheEpikak
    @TheEpikak Год назад +3

    I think this might be the best TD episode ever. It is simply timeless. Every line is somehow spontaneous but mannered in a consistent way.

  • @username69420h
    @username69420h 4 года назад +9

    Bring back the porch! I know you have a different porch now but the outdoor episodes have the best feeling.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 4 года назад +190

    Kindness is delicious.

  • @JojenStark
    @JojenStark 5 лет назад +19

    The porch has the right vibe. This podcast is perfect.

  • @greenbeltglass
    @greenbeltglass 5 лет назад +59

    The porch reminds me you're in LA. Looks legit. A neon sign would set it off.

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 года назад +3

      Ooh neon sign, yeah, totally needs dat shit!!!

    • @drewblood3530
      @drewblood3530 3 года назад +5

      damnit he got a neon sign

  • @nWofan4ever
    @nWofan4ever 9 месяцев назад +1

    The better health ad read is hands down the best podcast ad read I've ever seen

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 5 лет назад +23

    It is always impressive how on everything Tim says is.

  • @KSChris-vi5mg
    @KSChris-vi5mg 4 года назад +3

    I can TOTALLY and COMPLETELY validate Tim's eloquent description of the sociopathologic group known as the boomers from my unfortunate personal experiences. I'm 10 years older than my boomer siblings and parents. It had been nothing less than a nightmare until I turned 50 y/o and exiled myself from them forever. It's been the best decision of my life. I can attest Tim's rant how self- centered, materialistic, and jealous these people can be. Ignored and dismissed, my best interests were never considered by these people, to the contrary. The more I suffered the better they felt. Just like Tim says! Tim I appreciate you so much for bringing this to light!

  • @1594615
    @1594615 5 лет назад +12

    Tim’s saying “you don’t deserve it” to a world of bitter boomers and self-righteous twats who think they’re owed something. That’s the hard truth we need to hear. Thanks Tim.

  • @somesandman8328
    @somesandman8328 Год назад +2

    Its funny how Devon had to hold a microphone for 1 1/2 hrs of the show; earned my respect.

  • @HIGLEYPIGLEY
    @HIGLEYPIGLEY Месяц назад +3

    "Some people are in an abusive relationship with this podcast." LMAOOOO

  • @SlimTimmi
    @SlimTimmi 2 года назад +4

    the ads have to be the funniest part of these eps 😂

  • @Riomojo
    @Riomojo 3 года назад +6

    Watching this a year later and still so happy

  • @badm0t0rf1nger
    @badm0t0rf1nger 5 лет назад +8

    Porch is great. Being able to record a podcast outside in LA without worry of loud interruptions is surely a blessing?! ;)

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 5 лет назад +14

    Thank god another episode! The withdrawal was getting too damn high

  • @bizarre888
    @bizarre888 Год назад +4

    I love how Tim absolutely shits on his betterhelp sponser

  • @nikk9384
    @nikk9384 2 года назад +5

    Porch Era Was Definitely PogChamp AsFck!

  • @fastcornbread
    @fastcornbread 5 лет назад +5

    The porch is way more relatable. Like talking to friends outside. People don’t talk to each other in studios in real life.

  • @cremeuxkraft9019
    @cremeuxkraft9019 2 года назад +5

    I'm rewatching porch era. I just can't do Gary V.

  • @DanEMO592
    @DanEMO592 5 месяцев назад +3

    Just learned who Devan Acosta is and I’ve become obsessed with his content lol

  • @Estado_Alterado
    @Estado_Alterado 2 года назад +5

    I love how it just gets darker, good job there nature

  • @metalkillsbunnys
    @metalkillsbunnys 5 лет назад +23

    Devin you got my support. Porch gang.

  • @HoboJIm117
    @HoboJIm117 5 лет назад +6

    The porch is a beautiful backdrop. Devon is a good co-host. Keep it up Tim

  • @highg5088
    @highg5088 5 лет назад +28

    Tim is the official King of Los Angeles

  • @k0m4nd3r
    @k0m4nd3r Месяц назад +3

    “I went to dinner at the Taco Bell Pizza Hut.” I’m going to get this tattooed on my face.

    • @Shahzad-Khan
      @Shahzad-Khan Месяц назад

      There’s a song that goes like “I’m at the Pizza Hut, I’m at the Taco Bell, I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

  • @nickhanson3871
    @nickhanson3871 5 лет назад +8

    There's nothing better than a podcast from a porch!!

  • @nesne2167
    @nesne2167 5 лет назад +13

    The porch is great. Everybody has a studio.

  • @jacobcooper1323
    @jacobcooper1323 3 года назад +4

    I first heard this at the beginning of the shut down, followed his directives, and am happier than I ever have been

  • @yosefmintzer3978
    @yosefmintzer3978 5 лет назад +32

    only 6 minutes in, and i have laughed out loud so hard, so many times already.

  • @fromthebasement918
    @fromthebasement918 6 месяцев назад +2

    Devan is so withheld and calm it’s crazy to see him in hate watch now being the character he is

  • @KomradKrome
    @KomradKrome 5 лет назад +8

    Stay on the damn porch, Tim. Love you buddy.

  • @AdamParadis-z3z
    @AdamParadis-z3z Год назад +5

    Probably the best episode imo😂😂😭

  • @danielseliger1123
    @danielseliger1123 5 лет назад +4

    Great stuff! Really enjoying the relentless porch shows. Love them, keep it up.

  • @xelence420
    @xelence420 5 месяцев назад +1

    This better help ad is legendary. Absolutely savage.

  • @segamegadrive3903
    @segamegadrive3903 5 лет назад +18

    The sun setting in the background is a winner.

  • @Kowalaman72
    @Kowalaman72 5 лет назад +8

    porch. it is very different. love you big bro tim.

  • @loz_gs
    @loz_gs 5 лет назад +5

    I would like to agree with most of the comments here. The porch stays! The sunsets are beyond beautiful. Just like Tim's comedy.

  • @shaneguilbeau7524
    @shaneguilbeau7524 5 лет назад +23

    Stay on porch bro

  • @Dirtbiker463
    @Dirtbiker463 5 лет назад +78

    “Set the boomers on fire” Dillon 2020

  • @proddreamatnight
    @proddreamatnight Год назад +5

    "I'm a rn, and I don't mean registered nurse" god dammit LMFAO

  • @AlbinoWhiteGuy
    @AlbinoWhiteGuy 2 года назад +3

    Tim’s Better Help ad is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @GingerMamba2
    @GingerMamba2 Год назад +3

    The better help add was beautiful 😭

  • @OddManGraham
    @OddManGraham 5 лет назад +3

    I like the porch. Its different. Some podcast lost me when they moved into a studio that looks too professional. I love the DIY feel.

  • @clayw8884
    @clayw8884 Год назад +2

    23:20 I love how Tim thinks that an item which literally translates to “little fatty” is healthy. Honestly I respect it

  • @donquixote812
    @donquixote812 3 года назад +3

    Tim would be a great dad from all the lessons he learned

  • @tapanginoya583
    @tapanginoya583 3 года назад +5

    That betterhelp ad though....😂😂😂

  • @davidhazel36
    @davidhazel36 4 года назад +4

    Great show the porch is where it's at.

  • @jjay__
    @jjay__ 5 лет назад +10

    Tim's love of swimming always makes me laugh

  • @jgarchie4455
    @jgarchie4455 5 лет назад +7

    The porch is great and fresh.

  • @zachhesse9178
    @zachhesse9178 19 дней назад +1

    Better help ad is priceless

  • @Stephanie1974
    @Stephanie1974 5 лет назад +17

    Love the porch!

  • @billyjean5934
    @billyjean5934 Год назад +1

    Its nice to revisit these old porchcasts from Blackrocs biggest investor!

  • @aliciatara6520
    @aliciatara6520 Год назад +6

    I miss porch era

  • @k0m4nd3r
    @k0m4nd3r Месяц назад +1

    Let’s get Tim back on the porch.

  • @chrisc-9026
    @chrisc-9026 5 лет назад +7

    Keep the porch. The sound is good others with a full studio come through really low sometimes.

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy 5 лет назад +1

    Seriously , the points Tim is making at around 1 hour are so good I made an agreement howl and applauded. And im alone in my apartment.

  • @daniellaskey1673
    @daniellaskey1673 5 лет назад +9

    Good Lord Tim! You're killing it. I'm a traditional Catholic and dude, this podcast could not be more what this timeline needs!

    • @wyllowgrayson8531
      @wyllowgrayson8531 3 года назад

      Are you a sedevacantist?

    • @daniellaskey1673
      @daniellaskey1673 3 года назад

      @@wyllowgrayson8531 No, but with Frank in charge I'm sympathetic. Hahahahahaha

  • @patrickmagnant5250
    @patrickmagnant5250 2 месяца назад

    Here in September 2024 bring back porch rants !! Keep being successful and prosperous tim !