154 - The 3 AM Episode

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  • Опубликовано: 28 июн 2019
  • Tim decides to start recording at 3 in the morning all fired up about BBQ chicken pizza. He tells stories from his childhood, and makes a big announcement.
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Комментарии • 288

  • @michaeljoseph2827
    @michaeljoseph2827 5 лет назад +74

    "We're going to have a good night on Earth tonight." Lol

  • @Ugoogolizer
    @Ugoogolizer 4 года назад +265

    I love Ben's laugh

  • @blueskynoise2177
    @blueskynoise2177 3 года назад +122

    “Getting high, eating BBQ chicken pizza, drinking Lactaid, playing Tekken”

  • @marcpelayoable
    @marcpelayoable 3 года назад +67

    I've been bombing through all your older stuff.... You crush it Tim!!! Iove the hell out of this podcast.

    • @jorgeluiscardenassanchezra4771
      @jorgeluiscardenassanchezra4771 2 года назад +3

      His evolution as a podcaster is greater than anybody I’ve ever seen

    • @rocketrose
      @rocketrose 8 месяцев назад

      yea its always relevant and gut bustingly hilarious... years later.

  • @restinbones2057
    @restinbones2057 5 лет назад +55

    This is just what happens on Long island. I was in rehab by 14 for pills, cocaine, ecstasy. Then again at 16. Than again at 18. From 19 to 25 the heroin got me. Speedballs started killing me and I finally got clean at 26. Just locked in my room getting high alone playing guitar. That's just the long island life for the introverted drug islanders.

    • @restinbones2057
      @restinbones2057 4 года назад +2

      @Mike Knight yes sir

    • @FiftiesDad
      @FiftiesDad 3 года назад +4

      Glad to hear you’re good. Many of us have dealt with the same thing in Boston. Not sure what caused all of it.

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 года назад

      I used to buy heroin and meth on long island. Small world

    • @byloyuripka9624
      @byloyuripka9624 2 года назад

      @@restinbones2057 have you considered relapsing and making it a little easier on us peasants who have to play as wage slaves. you sitting in your room all day let someone else earn a living for their future heroine addicts stuck in some cheap daycare with a highway on the backside of their play area

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 3 месяца назад +1

      @@FiftiesDad The desolation of a soulless culture

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 5 лет назад +56

    Months ago discovered the gem that Tim is from his guest appearance on Bert’s podcast. No idea why this channel isn’t exploding. He had me dying from laughter that episode, and continues to absolutely murder it on this channel. Solid.

    • @NobodysGh0sT
      @NobodysGh0sT 5 лет назад +1

      I found Tim that way as well. He's definitely a new favourite for me!

    • @AAMarc
      @AAMarc 5 лет назад +6

      how can you stand bert?

    • @URAWESOME94
      @URAWESOME94 5 лет назад +3

      Alex Bert’s podcast is interesting, because he hosts guests quite well. As a guest on other podcasts he’s unbearable. The episode with Tim on there, Bert wisely sat back and let Tim run loose. Never heard of Tim Dillion before that episode but he had me in tears laughing. He had Bert struggling to breathe. Solid episode.

    • @thecolonel9120
      @thecolonel9120 3 года назад

      I found him from joe rogans show and had me in stitches haha

    • @valve_is_better294
      @valve_is_better294 2 года назад

      Shadow banned

  • @asherburns2953
    @asherburns2953 5 лет назад +129

    Why is this guy not more known?

    • @tds42099
      @tds42099 5 лет назад +11

      Asher Burns its up to you

    • @NobodysGh0sT
      @NobodysGh0sT 5 лет назад +2

      @@davedavidson1983 Amen to that!

    • @robertoj8296
      @robertoj8296 5 лет назад +1

      @@davedavidson1983 lol

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 5 лет назад +26

      He's steadily gaining ground and connections. You can only get so popular telling everyone they're fucked and everything is a lie.
      This show is about exposing the dark underbelly of the world. Most people want to live in their own fantasy land.

    • @Patriotsoftwash
      @Patriotsoftwash 4 года назад +1

      Bc you're gay

  • @kguac9028
    @kguac9028 4 года назад +67

    Rip to cactus Jack Daniels

    • @ShangHighRoller
      @ShangHighRoller 2 года назад +2

      Doubly funny because "Cactus Jack" Garner was a Texas senator who became FDR's Vice President.

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 Год назад +1

      That name was a death sentence

  • @blablablaa14
    @blablablaa14 2 года назад +86

    Literally three years after this podcast and Tim makes more money from Patreon than he ever dreamed of making

    • @kushfrancis37
      @kushfrancis37 6 месяцев назад +2

      and he barely stays on schedule anymore. was fully 15 days between “weekly” episodes

    • @BB-kd5sp
      @BB-kd5sp 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@kushfrancis37 gonna cry? Plus it's the holiday season, I'm sure he has a real life to live, goofball. He has enough means to never speak or do a bit again. Just appreciate he's here

    • @WAR-DAMN-EAGLE
      @WAR-DAMN-EAGLE 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@BB-kd5spImagine simping *_so hard_* for Tim whilst having a bot lookin' username... I bet if Tim bothered to waste 5 seconds out of his day to read your comment and another 5 to reply, all he'd say: "Shut up you simplistic, moronic, poor trash of a fuck. Plz go buy more merch tho." That's what he'd say to you...after defending his honor, on one of his oldest podcasts on RUclips, he'd tell you to shut up, criticize you (well warranted and justified IMHO), then tell you to go spoil yourself and buy something nice (for a change).

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr Месяц назад +5

      @@BB-kd5spyou gonna zip his pants up too?

  • @jamesmurphy8530
    @jamesmurphy8530 4 года назад +241

    “Try not to laugh into the mic Ben, people hate your laugh”

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 года назад

      Its a love/hate kinda thing, id b doin the same thing

    • @answerth
      @answerth 3 года назад +34

      "They want to murder you... Cuz the sound of Joy leaving your body"

    • @user-oc6xd4ee5l
      @user-oc6xd4ee5l 3 года назад +8

      100% not true

    • @MolesPerLiter
      @MolesPerLiter 2 года назад +1

      @@user-oc6xd4ee5l yes we know this Saddumb Hushame

    • @garretphegley8796
      @garretphegley8796 2 года назад +1

      @@MolesPerLiter Don't be a dick.

  • @patricklee2267
    @patricklee2267 5 лет назад +103

    Tim's CBD oil alone has cured me of my opioid addiction and now I'm able to enjoy life

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад +12

      Are you sure you're not high?

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад +2

      @@lordswaggity1213 like it's such a bad thing FUCK off quacker

    • @ladeacarr4245
      @ladeacarr4245 2 года назад +1

      glad u made it out bro... lots of life to live.. and keep going!! we support you!

    • @jimbo5071
      @jimbo5071 Год назад +4

      Have u relapsed yet?

    • @TheAmericanNomad352
      @TheAmericanNomad352 8 месяцев назад

      Still on CBD ?

  • @Luvurenemy
    @Luvurenemy 2 года назад +13

    “Rude and inappropriately demanding of the staff in the cafeteria.” -This was an astute observation of Mr. Dillon and prediction of his future. More of a “Most Likely To Be” in the Yearbook.

  • @marmedranorubino8449
    @marmedranorubino8449 2 года назад +45

    the fact that he can do these rants so often WITHOUT drugs/booze blows my fucking mind... GOLD

  • @patrickreynolds8067
    @patrickreynolds8067 Год назад +7

    By far one of my favorite episodes next to life in the big city podcasting at it's best!

  • @yourcousinsshow5540
    @yourcousinsshow5540 Год назад +15

    This is one of my favorite episodes ever...

  • @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074
    @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074 3 года назад +18

    Life in the big city.

  • @1594615
    @1594615 5 лет назад +25

    Tim’s impressions turn his stories into gold.

  • @minakalsi4232
    @minakalsi4232 3 года назад +22

    All I’ve been doing since 2021 started is catching up with old Tim Dillon podcasts and eating… Yep this year is going to go well

    • @drewbladen1668
      @drewbladen1668 3 года назад +1

      Could not love this comment more. Same here there is a real chance ive listened to nearly everything on the podcast including the Rothschild Tier on patreon

    • @atomicsunrise85
      @atomicsunrise85 2 года назад +2

      Just found him, but his stories are great for getting chores done around the house...otherwise I'm compelled to leave and do something else.
      House has never been clearer thanks to Tim.

  • @pulgasari857
    @pulgasari857 5 лет назад +12

    Thanks to Tim and Wix I now have a place where I can put all my favorite .midi files and share with my old vietnam war vet friends on facebook!.

  • @laptopdroptop9457
    @laptopdroptop9457 3 года назад +112

    Bens laugh is a good part of this show tbh

    • @lukasevans8931
      @lukasevans8931 2 года назад

      The

    • @F1986R
      @F1986R 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, it was a great part of the show

    • @rocketrose
      @rocketrose 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@F1986R HEAVY on the "was"

  • @ladeacarr4245
    @ladeacarr4245 2 года назад +11

    this is one of my fav episodes

  • @froglifechannel
    @froglifechannel Год назад +9

    29:15 Ben's deer corn story begins.

    • @DefneDance
      @DefneDance Месяц назад

      Thanks, it's truly amazing

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 3 года назад +9

    Dude I am loving the childhood stories.
    The half tongue story had me rolling. Among others.

  • @lammypie3561
    @lammypie3561 2 года назад +12

    I believe Tim did coke, I just don't believe he was ever 13

  • @LCboston75
    @LCboston75 3 года назад +9

    I just read Cactus Jack Daniel’s obituary

    • @thecolonel9120
      @thecolonel9120 3 года назад

      How do you know it’s him? I looked it up and it came up with someone but it didn’t say how he died

  • @skvllfvkk8601
    @skvllfvkk8601 5 лет назад +11

    Doink the Clown was from WWF Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game, not Tekken. I grew up playing both, and was dying when you referenced that character when talking about the retarded girl. Love you Tim, keep kicking ass.

  • @MikeOcksmallClips
    @MikeOcksmallClips 2 года назад +8

    I relate so much to Tim. I used to live in a drug dealers house, everyone in the house did coke ages 14-30

  • @lolguytiger45
    @lolguytiger45 3 года назад +7

    You can find Cactus Jack Daniels' obituary online.

  • @President.GeorgeWashington
    @President.GeorgeWashington Год назад +3

    "Get off the fucking floor!" lmfao!

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Год назад +4

    This fucking rules.
    Miss both of them

  • @justingigante8407
    @justingigante8407 5 лет назад +5

    Yo this is great.... island park stories are alllll valid. All the name drops are incredible...Thank you so much for this

  • @michaelh42
    @michaelh42 5 лет назад +17

    I fucking love what you're doing man. I haven't laughed this well in years.

  • @escapedvivesectionist7011
    @escapedvivesectionist7011 5 лет назад +11

    Absolutely tremendous.

  • @Randulpheleven
    @Randulpheleven 3 года назад +8

    I LOVE ben's laugh. don't tell him to NOT laugh.

  • @aprilrobynh
    @aprilrobynh 5 лет назад +5

    Powerful Tim Dillon! Funny story teller

  • @edwardchowanes7716
    @edwardchowanes7716 5 лет назад +12

    WEZZ BEZZ GOODZ! YASSSSSSSS QUEENNNNN!
    great Stuff, talking about so much stuff I can relate to, soooo similar.
    Appreciate the Podcast Dude!!!

  • @restinbones2057
    @restinbones2057 5 лет назад +3

    Just got to the part where you said you went to LICR. I was there twice. On the Tuesday night meetings they held there for outside people to come share, I saw Rich Vos.

  • @connorjackson2973
    @connorjackson2973 3 года назад +4

    Working my way backwards....

  • @vinnythornton2930
    @vinnythornton2930 2 года назад +1

    It's 2022, and this guy is adored

  • @marionoyahr6077
    @marionoyahr6077 Год назад +5

    Re-listening to the old episodes to hear Ben’s laugh 😢

  • @adriennesuydam791
    @adriennesuydam791 3 года назад +5

    I love this man.

  • @caylyn111
    @caylyn111 3 года назад +1

    sooooooooooo funny. I am in tears and I havnt even passed the lunhc lady crying over the sprinkles yet.

  • @stephanieb663
    @stephanieb663 3 года назад +6

    we love your laugh Ben!!!

  • @stuartporteous7762
    @stuartporteous7762 5 лет назад +3

    I'm really excited for what's to come

  • @ronaldk563
    @ronaldk563 5 лет назад +19

    Nodded out listening to this, will need to try on less drugs

    • @ronaldk563
      @ronaldk563 5 лет назад +5

      @Hart Cauchy I tend to perform heroics on uppers, thats why Im cut off

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 года назад +1

      I'm bouta go hunt for a snake in my plugs garage; high outta my mind on painkillers. I'm living the dream

  • @lordswaggity1213
    @lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад +23

    *HELLO BOYS*

  • @pauloconnor5850
    @pauloconnor5850 4 месяца назад

    'It was a lot of fun, I'm not Hemingway!'.
    Brilliant! 😂

  • @jupiterheals1462
    @jupiterheals1462 3 года назад +1

    love yall so much, literally make my lIFE better

  • @greekphraek8097
    @greekphraek8097 Год назад +2

    Probably my favorite eaopode.

  • @cbw8761
    @cbw8761 4 года назад +3

    I’m crying because of the ‘taid lol 😂

  • @ncjuppiter9595
    @ncjuppiter9595 3 года назад +1

    That BBQ chicken pizza does sound really good. I love Open Pit. It’s just delicious. There’s something so addictive about it.

  • @MrGRuby
    @MrGRuby 5 лет назад +2

    Oh Fuck Yeah,
    Can't wait to contribute to and enjoy your expanded content.

  • @nickcitron2369
    @nickcitron2369 4 года назад +7

    I....Love.....Timmy.....Dillon!!!!.....He.....is....brilliant!!!!!

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 4 месяца назад

      WA.....KA.......KA.......KA........KA........KA........KA

  • @memetixTV
    @memetixTV 3 года назад +1

    Solid gold, Mr Dilllon.

  • @MOTM1234
    @MOTM1234 3 года назад +9

    Ben’s laugh makes me laugh. I’m here for it

    • @daysjours
      @daysjours 2 года назад

      He best better be getting 1/2 the revenue -- Ben rules!

  • @savannahfisher7313
    @savannahfisher7313 4 месяца назад +1

    I love Bennie’s laugh!!!😂

  • @RedQueen00
    @RedQueen00 2 года назад

    I love you guys! And Bens laugh is great!!!

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 5 лет назад +1

    Tim, you rock!

  • @joebroadwater26
    @joebroadwater26 3 года назад +4

    Tim Dillon is the Paul Harvey of my generation.

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 Год назад

    Love these old episodes

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 4 года назад +6

    Doink the Clown is a wrestler

    • @lvx_rose
      @lvx_rose 3 года назад

      His friends probably also play WWF 95 too, maybe that's why he confused them.

  • @kabangj
    @kabangj 5 лет назад +12

    Tim would be great on TCOWHN " Tremendous'"

    • @miguelDiaz-qs8tk
      @miguelDiaz-qs8tk 4 года назад +1

      He’s on it now

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 года назад

      And...he was, just fuckin wonderful!!

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад

      I'm kind of bummed that Joey quit doing that now his podcast is kind of lame he doesn't have the flying Jew doesn't smoke any weed acts like weed is some type of Vise when it's literally one of the most healthy things you can consume

  • @marcwhite3087
    @marcwhite3087 2 года назад

    Love his sarcasm!

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike Год назад

    Man, Tim had looks before his descent into total madness.

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni 5 лет назад +3

    perfect timing, timmy 🚫🧢

  • @mercharris5266
    @mercharris5266 2 года назад +2

    Really thought “life in the big city” was coming at 01:14:24

  • @BlackCloud-vc6mu
    @BlackCloud-vc6mu 3 года назад

    Sounds exactly like my childhood. Philadelphia! Lol

  • @panosgix1440
    @panosgix1440 3 года назад

    The movie about my life is coming out hahagaha
    I choked on my cigar smoke laughing

  • @marcwhite3087
    @marcwhite3087 2 года назад

    LOVE BENS LAUGHING IN BACK!

  • @honkeylips1
    @honkeylips1 5 лет назад +9

    I like the laugh

  • @BurnoutBushido
    @BurnoutBushido 5 лет назад +3

    My body is ready

  • @samking3875
    @samking3875 3 года назад +1

    hahahahahahaha...Mitsubishi's, Calvin Klein Logos, Apple logo hahahah the good old days ay

  • @TheRealJaded
    @TheRealJaded Год назад +1

    We're gonna have a good night on earth tonight 😂😂😂

  • @matthewdarcy6859
    @matthewdarcy6859 3 года назад +3

    Ben has a beautiful laugh Tim. The one thing you are consistently wrong about

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 3 года назад +2

    Triple stack blue dolphins baby!

  • @Giovanni-nj1xo
    @Giovanni-nj1xo 2 года назад +1

    The Gambino family has the most power of any of the old families from what I’ve learned.

  • @Blizzard757575
    @Blizzard757575 2 года назад +2

    Tim, we need you sober. No one wasted is smarter, more talented more clever or attractive. Keep your genius brain on track.

  • @davidkite7529
    @davidkite7529 2 года назад +2

    I love that Both Tim and Louis commissioned the same shitty animator for their podcast intros

  • @Cananalope
    @Cananalope 5 лет назад +4

    I love you Timothy.

  • @seattletyler
    @seattletyler 3 месяца назад

    Dennis sounds like the coolest guy to ever do it

  • @realestofthereal-mc7sr
    @realestofthereal-mc7sr Год назад +1

    I looked up Cactus Jack Daniels and he really did exist lol

    • @Tubs737
      @Tubs737 Месяц назад

      And he really is dead as of 2017

  • @zachw4276
    @zachw4276 3 года назад +2

    The best episode

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 5 лет назад +8

    Bring back 5 minute ad reads!

  • @micmac1121
    @micmac1121 3 года назад

    I can never go back to Palm Springs!

  • @Trent_Moorman
    @Trent_Moorman 2 года назад +3

    29:00 he talks about the lowliness of TV writers. I serve luxury food and last weekend this one bitch asked for a complimentary desert because she's a "TV writer" and "I'm with a celebrity."
    Nobody is less interesting than the overly self interested.

  • @jeromyj
    @jeromyj Год назад

    I love Benjamin's laugh

  • @messwithhelpy
    @messwithhelpy Год назад

    Hit That 3AM Trend Right At Bottom Peak 🤣

  • @bott3849
    @bott3849 5 лет назад +5

    I used to get weed from a pizza shop.

    • @hey_its_travis
      @hey_its_travis 3 года назад

      I was that delivery guy at one time.

  • @joserecio1112
    @joserecio1112 3 года назад +2

    Tim Dillon is so ducking funny

  • @c0r4y
    @c0r4y 4 года назад +3

    amazing

  • @user-oc6xd4ee5l
    @user-oc6xd4ee5l 3 года назад +1

    "what are you guys fuckin eachother" LMAOOO

  • @jewyork718
    @jewyork718 Год назад

    20:40 happened to me in valley stream, I think we grew up together..

  • @BrianPurge
    @BrianPurge 5 лет назад +5

    More like 5am

  • @richardsmith5542
    @richardsmith5542 Год назад +1

    3am PT is 6 here in Fla up and beasts

  • @ncjuppiter9595
    @ncjuppiter9595 3 года назад +1

    Yeah barb sounds awesome.

  • @Jodan2531
    @Jodan2531 5 лет назад +3

    There are at least 4 people that listen to this podcast...Also Comedy Zone Charlotte! Thank you so much!

  • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
    @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 года назад

    I wonder if Tim and I jumped in our cars and bought coke in the Bronx at the same place. I lived in Westchester so it made sense but it’s hard to believe the Bronx is the most convenient place to buy coke for him. No coke in LI? Or Queens?

  • @daltonbradford6335
    @daltonbradford6335 4 года назад

    Sir you aren’t living until you have had a piper aged cig

  • @emilianogarcia258
    @emilianogarcia258 3 года назад +1

    "Helloo boyz.."

  • @martinjoel1781
    @martinjoel1781 3 года назад +5

    Hello Boys 😈