It's coming too. Pig is so tapped out and out of touch. Anytime he rants on anything political these days it's hard to listen to. He's lost his fastball. He's self destructive. Project 2030 - Tim doing cameos for Christmas
He already kind sold his soul to advertisers and republicans, why the free paid trip to rub elbows with republicans in Florida following the election win? Cause he was paid to be a mouthpiece.
The husband is getting the kids ready while I'm doing dishes and he walks in hearing this.. sung it back.. moral of the story we're the coolest pair in the world 0:51.. two Tim Dillon fans make a family.. what do you get? Complete happiness 😂
Haha! I was making some dressing in the kitchen when he said that and my husband and kids are in the living room. It felt kind of weird when I heard it, like he's talking straight to me. 🤣
I was almost afraid we were skipping a show this week, and then my Saturday-night home-made dinner got so much better. Funniest show in the past few months right here.
It was strategic to have Gatez as AG. It was to see all of the RINOs come out to expose themselves. Trump is playing 4D chess. Be if they are freaking out over his picks, then he is picking the right people.
Tim is undoubedtly the best. There is nothing like him on the web. his astute assesments combined with actual insider information combined with his plausibe delivery of the most evil things happening in the world. hes a GEM.
So glad this dropped! I was a bit upset when I woke up today and pulled up RUclips to attend church like I always do on Saturday and saw there was no upload.
At least Gaetz wasn’t involved in the worst movie ever made. That would be horrific.
It ain't nothing!
It's too bad, Matt woulda looked perfect in that movie.
He was more "America First" than "Israel First" and not owned by AIPAC, can't have that in government.
@@theodorherzl4695small hat gang 😂
@theodorherzl4695 thats why Trump only used him as a playing card . Couldn't have MAGA in his MIGA cabinet!
The non-copyright Christmas music and Russian ICMB launch combination was a masterpiece. I’m ready for the holidays now.
It should be Weird Al's Christmas at Ground Zero. 😁
Life in the big city
An ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE
Don't forget the new $700000 glasses with the festive holiday frames
it was beautiful
Tim at night hits different. The end is truly near
we wish em well
Leviathan
Anyone over the age of 15 saying things like "hits different" are the epitome of cringe
@@garynugent5254 Anyone that does not have a Mid-Atlantic accent is cringe
@@garynugent5254anyone over the age of 15 that calls people cringe hits different
Your audience is more diverse than you think Tim, I am the wife in the kitchen making stir fry while listening to your podcast lol
And listening in 🇮🇪at the moment
I'm a Spanish incel with 0 conexion to the US and he' my favorite content lol.
I'm also a lady!
Thank you for your service.
Wish I had a wife like that
Every Week I look forward to my favourite American Journalist and Polo's only Straight Model.
😂😂😂
@@frogmantoad8110 You have a great RUclips name.
Favorite.
Also, you brits say the word batteries as Bat Trees. Work on your english.
@@dertythegrower hey buddy?
England = English? Ok? Take your time , use baby steps.
Sorry I don’t speak in bald eagles and Duncan donuts.
@@SimonGhostRiley592-n9zI apologize for my compatriot, it's the goofy royal nut gargling and unseasoned food English that confused him.
When Timmy is forced to turn to Cameo to pay his bills. I'm going to have him recite his rant about cameo lmao
It's coming too. Pig is so tapped out and out of touch. Anytime he rants on anything political these days it's hard to listen to. He's lost his fastball. He's self destructive. Project 2030 - Tim doing cameos for Christmas
He’s already kinda of sold his soul to advertisers abd republicans lol
Why did he suddenly get a paid trip to Florida after the election?
He already kind sold his soul to advertisers and republicans, why the free paid trip to rub elbows with republicans in Florida following the election win?
Cause he was paid to be a mouthpiece.
We wish Matt well.
We wish him well
We wish him well
it’s a real knife fight in congress
*Tee-off*
you beat me to it.
Matt Gaetz looks like Tim's successful brother
Jack Nicholson
@@rustybeltway2373I see that too what did he do to his forehead eyebrows. Did he have an eyebrow lift or is that Botox??😂
🤣🤣🤣
Successful trafficker 💀
Not anymore.....
And suddenly my Saturday has become 100x better
Yummy
stole my user pic
@@HDnerogay
Ipa and herb
😂
🐷 My therapist asked me why I said "I wish him well" after I spent 30 minutes shitting on my boss 😅🐷
I absolutely love it, also no way it's true.... Truly, with love
Life in the big city
Imagine going to therapy like a little puss. I wish you well
It’s a real knife fight out there
Cringe.
It’s a real knife fight out here
Only in the Big City
Yeah if knives were icb's
It's a real ATACM and ICBM fight out there
It’s a real kmissle fight out there.
The ICBM going to the rhythm of the Christmas music is something i thought I'd never see in my life holy shit 😂
It’s so magical 😂
Tim is reporting Live from the Situation Room.
Tim for White House press secretary 🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏼👍🏼. I wouldn’t a briefing with Tim 😂
The greatest journalist of our generation.
😂😂😂
@@jeremyweems4916you beta 😂😂
Cameo is like living in Vegas and working on Freemont Street as a performer.
it is only funny for having funny accented people do them or hawktuah girl, to prank a friend... the celebrity ones are so desperation
@@dertythegroweri remember seeing one of my
Child hood “heroes “ on cameo and it just felt like a cheap trick. Anything for a money-ego boost
I was depressed today until now. Thank you Tim!
same
Tim would recommend Better Help. Make sure you hit his link to get a discount. Lol
Please check out soon. Thaaaannnkkkssss
Same, he is part of my Saturday routine. This is good, my evening cocktails are ready.
Why depressed now? We won the election! Things are going to be turning around for us all very soon!
Human Trafficking is much more dignified than Cameo!
Certainly pays better id assume
You can drive your cousin across a state line and get charged with trafficking.
Brought to you by Subway.
Depends on what type of vehicle you're driving.
I’d pay Tim to do his RFK jr. impersonation on cameo before I’d pay RFK jr. himself on cameo.
"pOisON miiiLk"
He shouldn't be so quick to dismiss. Tim as Admiral Rachel Levine or as Meghan McCain would probably draw some serious Cameo bucks.
'when my uncle was president...'
Tims rfk is better than rfk himself idk how that makes sense but he somehow does it better 😂
Wow. You’re Good🎉
The Christmas music and the icbm was pure gold
tim has blessed us this fine Saturday
My whole Saturday was absolutely ruined until approximately 1 hour ago!!!
Everyone wants Tim Dillion to have his own radio station in GTA 6.
Meh. 🤷♂️
No.. no we dont
Someone mentions it every time and maybe its not a bot or the same guy@sirg-had8821
agreed
🐷 HAWG FM🐷
📻 🔫 🔪 🚗 🚨
Tim! I am woman who waits for ur next drop - don’t assume women aren’t your fans! Yes or yes!
Life in the big city, it’s a real knife fight out there.
And why was the episode late piggy? I nearly killed myself waiting for it to drop
Need ma slop
Same
Be happy with your swill
Late slop is still slop, thanks Timmy
My Saturday doesn’t start until Tim Dog gives us the news.
🎉
Tim dawg, F*** Congress
Matt wished my 17 year old daughter happy birthday but it wasn’t on cameo
personalized message or it didn’t happen
Haha!
Lol
Good one.
Did he take her across state lines?
The husband is getting the kids ready while I'm doing dishes and he walks in hearing this.. sung it back.. moral of the story we're the coolest pair in the world 0:51.. two Tim Dillon fans make a family.. what do you get? Complete happiness 😂
5:12 PS I think at the highest level that Tim sounds like he has something other than a gun in his mouth 😅😂
No girls allowed
We wish you both well
@@bobmalooga335neither are ladyboys 😂 guess we both living on the edge hey
Haha! I was making some dressing in the kitchen when he said that and my husband and kids are in the living room. It felt kind of weird when I heard it, like he's talking straight to me. 🤣
Tim for Press Secretary!
Tim is so ridiculously insightful, I freakin love this guy
God must suck to you 😂😂😂
I’m in the kitchen all day baking cranberry breads for thanksgiving having the best day ever with a Tim Dillon marathon
Umm..are you a beautiful feminine woman by chance?
Won't that be stale
We wish them well
@@bullschitt3666have you heard of a refrigerator or freezer?
I seriously wait for Saturday every week for this shit it helps me get through the next week lol
You need help!
“Cameo is not, ideal” 😂
5:12 Gluck Gluck 😂
Should have taken that AIPAC money
I’m driving from nice to Milan listening to this. Thanks Tim. Hope I don’t crash lol😂
Milan Italy ?
Nice.
Milan.
@@MikeBenaomari yup
Oui
First the dawgz release a new pod episode, and now Tim too? We don't deserve this.
🐶 vs 🐖
Yes yes it’s working. The evil plan to keep them entertained and blind
Humduallah
All we need is WARMODE now
10:15 your producer forgetting the word “show” in your cameo request drove me NUTS!
🦆
This is the exact comment I was looking for ! He didn’t even proofread it. Crazy
I waited all day for this.
Tim's whole speech about never ever joining Cameo sounds like any other ad read he has done!
I bet he launches a Cameo account tomorrow!
We wondered where you were!
If he does 100 cameos, he will have made more than the average US salary. Who is stupid?
the people paying for them
^Like Tim?
Matt Gaetz testifies in court: "Life in the big city!"
“I lost a knife fight and here I am now…. on cameo”
My woman was actually upset that our 9 am Saturday morning routine was thrown off
tim gayed you
Welp we know she wears the pants in the house because ur a beta
I was almost afraid we were skipping a show this week, and then my Saturday-night home-made dinner got so much better. Funniest show in the past few months right here.
God the beta energy stinks coming from you
"This is a holiday missile! "😎 -Tim Dillon
We need that on a t-shirt 😂
Love your work Tim. Love from Cape Town. x
This is one of those memorable episodes. This is a big one
Thank god I was very upset this morning when I had no podcast
The goal of this administration cannot be to deliver nominees directly to cameo….bro I’m cackling 😂 hahaha
I'm still holding out hope that they have a plan for Matt Gaetz. I really want him to be AG, and not Bondi.
uh.. too late
he already confirmed he is leaving with charliekirk
They’re saving him for the next Supreme Court opening.
@@dertythegrowerMan we're always gonna have you kids out here "correcting" people, aren't we? 😆 😂 🪦
It was strategic to have Gatez as AG. It was to see all of the RINOs come out to expose themselves.
Trump is playing 4D chess. Be if they are freaking out over his picks, then he is picking the right people.
The Christmas and Missles and Tim's arms flailing.....God that was comedy gold to me.
Oh it's so nice to be surprised by Tim's podcast when you think it wouldn't be on.
bro I had the laptop on at full volume near some folks when Dillon started singing at the beggining.... 🤣
Tim is undoubedtly the best. There is nothing like him on the web. his astute assesments combined with actual insider information combined with his plausibe delivery of the most evil things happening in the world. hes a GEM.
I love Matt Gaetz. Fuggin love him. If he's making money on Cameo, whatever.
There is a method to his madness.
50k for 100 cameos?
Are you 17 and was take across state-lines by any chance?
You love him? Are you also a 16 year old girl?
This really is one of the greatest shows ever, just pure honesty about everything and it's so hilarious. Just genius
Please I hope he gives a response I'm locked in now lmao not skipping ahead. Tim's one of the funniest. So genuine
Genuinely a paid off schmuck
11:50 praying he takes the cameo 😂😂😂 It would be good for his cameo biz if he does this..
So glad this dropped! I was a bit upset when I woke up today and pulled up RUclips to attend church like I always do on Saturday and saw there was no upload.
Geatz isn’t out of congress. He quit the current 118th congress but was elected for the 119th congress, so he’s definitely not out.
He said that he isn't coming back. Can't blame him.
He should be out, he’s a trafficking pedo, or does that not matter to the pizzagate crowd?
Tim paying $800 for a Matt Gaetz cameo 😭😭😭😂
Finally I can get my Saturday started. Tim Dillon for Attorney General 2028!
Had the rope ready and everything.
Then I saw the upload and thought "just 1 more hour..."
Thank you, Tim
🎉🎉🎉🎉😂
"Don't jump!" -Joe Biden
Do it at your neighbors house. The ones with the stupid little yapping-at-all-hours dog. You got this, homie! I wish you well.
⛳🏌️♂️
10:14 He forgot to write show, someone is getting fired.
Did the say the show was on the 25th? He wrote 23rd 😂
Can we get a mash up of that ICBM and Brian Williams being "guided by the beauty of our weapons"
Absolutely horrific experience watching that cameo message being attempted to type out lmaoo
going from attorney general to Cameo is hilarious. glad Tim can see the absurdity. haha
Luckily I'm in Europe and my wife is asleep 😂
30:53 that drinking sound into the mic immaculate
I felt it inside me
Its called festivus, when you get together around the holidays and air out your grivences 😂
The chilling out in the wine room until this all blows over that's a real vibe.
Tim Dillon is the Diogenes of our time.
Tim never disappoint. Thank you again Mr. Dillon...
"This is a holiday missile" ---- Tim Dillon
I hope it wouldn’t mess up the umph behind the show but you gotta start pumping out more of these you’d have my support daily
The greatest polo ambassador EVER!!!
The nugget branding reference in the ad reel is hilarious! That's one of my favorite episodes. Keep up the great work, Tim. We love you!
Tim Dillon for Attorney General of the United States of America.
That chicken nugget 3rd degree burn throwback was a nice touch on that Morgan and Morgan ad. Stay classy Tim!!! 👏
I ain't neva going to stop doing cameos!
I was listening to this while putting Christmas lights on my roof and nearly fell off the ladder I was laughing so hard
If was so funny I nearly fell off my dinosaur.
Don't say "Jell-O no bake"!!!!! 😂 ☠️
Bro you cracking me up always! Love the sarcasm and wit!
Oh thank god. I’ve had such a shit week and thought we weren’t going to get one of these!!!! Sorry for silently cursing you Tim 🎉
Better late than never! Thanks auntie tim ❤
I’ve got a baked potato but I can’t afford Marlboro lights
Thank you for the laughs Tim
Firing up the Green Egg and watching Tim makes for a good Saturday night.
funny i just got a greenegg ad on this tim dillon episode after 5min
seems botish
I want a Green Egg cover that looks like Tim Dillon standing in my yard.
"This is a holiday missile " 💀
Hope all is well Tim.🙏✊🙌🇺🇸
The Tim Dillon show is a blessing in this horrible existence
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that Matt Gaetz CAMEO WAS KILLING ME
YES OR YES
OR
That IRBM footage on loop with the holiday music had me crying holy shit
Tims British accent is too perfect 😂😂😂😂
Tim Dillon for Secretary of We’re having fun
Tim will be on cameo in 10 years max
Classic Dillon. First segment was fire.
Its a real knife fight out there
The best episode he’s done in awhile. Glad he’s back to letting both parties have it.
I thought Tim took the week off. This is like Amazon says your delivery is going to be a day late but shows up a few hours later.
didn't think we were getting one today. i have manic depression and this is one of the few things in life i look forward too.