Tim Walz The Funnel Cake Dad | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Tim goes off about a young Hollywood party, aging out of hating, Tim Walz, Minnesota, a dirty Olympic river, the National Guard, rich best friends and lizard skin suits.
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Weekly reminder that Tim is a deeply, deeply closeted straight man.
At least hes still a raging anti-suffragette
@@xXDimistreoXx and a good man👍🏼
Aha! Just as I suspected.
What? I’m not straight. I’m deeply closeted.
This, I believe!
Weekly reminder to the employees of Rockstar Games that if Tim Dillon doesn't get his own radio station in GTA6, we riot.
GTA 6 is going to be bad, just like GTA V was. Enjoy the shark cards and griefing!
Everybody better fucking like and comment on this comment bad things WILL COME
Riot inside the game, or in real life?
I'm reporting you to the UK police for inciting violence....
@@ggglll9 he will get 2-4 years by Fuhrer Starmer
“Josh Shapiro is the real deal, he’s not like me being gay or Candace Owens being black” 😂
Yeah, that was the highlight of the episode; it just felt actual and real 🤣🤣🤣
This was friggin gold
“The National guard? I think I’m in the National guard”
-Tim Dillon
😂😂😂
You joined a gym. 😂
Timestamp? I was trying to find this moment again 💀
@@generalchad5055 41:15 🔥🔥
@@generalchad5055 around 41:10
It’s a common misconception when I’m reality the National guard gets deployed more than Big Army so I mean it is what it is I guess 🤣🤷🏼♂️
Tim Dillion is somehow the most sane man in the world, yet the most insane lunatic I’ve ever heard of. A true genius
Nothing drives a person crazier than bing the sanest in the room
…..that comment is the reason why we’re in the place we’re in….🙄
@@justice1911 he is a national treasure.
Look at Alex Jones. Tim's on his way to being a sane man in an insane society.
I was going to like this but i will leave the 311 likes bc I like that band.
It’s Gay Rush Limbaugh time again 🎉
More like straighter Rush Limbaugh time.
@@localgems.bayareafuckin brilliant 😂😂
😂😂😂
That's why Tim seems so nostalgic. I'm back in the 98' Mitsubishi beater back seat while Dad chain smokes and listens to Rush and we go get Chinese food.
@@jewfrogabe19 Legendary shit 💯
I love how, whenever Tim wants to come up with an example of a tragedy, he tends to mention an aunt dying horribly.
He identifies with the aunt.
@@HypoJo-pc2zxthe cool aunt
When the rain WASHESSSS you clean, you’ll know You’ll know
*harribly 😂
I about fell out of my chair cackling at 12:30
Tim Dillion I am amazed how you can hold a show by yourself by just talking and the way you form sentences. Compared to other podcasts that have multiple members and have to reach for TikTok clip reactions. you’re the real deal.
Best real show aside from Theo rants
Tim is the best and Andrew Schulz pod is the worse. Too chaotic and not funny, maybe if he did by himself would be better.
It really is remarkable.
WORDS ARE FUN
Its not that hard to form sentences, you just talk.
Lindsay Graham being a sassy gay southern reptile in a skin suit is crazy
insanely good!!
But true
One of my favorite TD bits
Out delivering packages, Tim Dillon blasting through my boombox.
Older lady, customer “I like what your listening to”
Me: “You like Tim Dillon? He’s hilarious”
Tim Dillon: “Anyone who listens to this show is a fucking genius”
Can't make this shit up. 😂
That lady is based
no wayy 😂😂😂
I would always turn tim down when I noticed people around. Used to binge listen while delivering for Amazon
Imagine if millions of moms listened to Tim and Alex instead of whatever dribble their husband regurgitated from the news at the dinner table...
Tim Dillon is the lighthouse in the sea of chaos that is this world
He the smart and sexy man!!! I cannot wait to see new episode!@!!
I like to drink coffee before bed, so I can dream about Tim Dillion faster.
I would stay at that lighthouse
More like a dwarf star in a sea of black holes
MN dude here. Thank you. Tim like him or dislike him is a cards on the table honest human who ACTUALLY gives a fck about working people
I'd rather Tim just rant about current events than do standup. Everywhere it seems there is hours of golden material and he nails it like a champ. Tim dillon for press secretary!!!!
I truly had 2 tickets to his Aztec theater show in San Antonio recently...his set was weak! I still pay $5 for the bonus eps. 🤷🏼♂️
After a few years, I finally got around to his Netflix special. It was WEIRD, it wasn’t half as funny as any of his covid-era episodes. I was just thinking “no, you should be sitting at a table, yelling...”
He was so great live though. He's gotta make the rounds so we can look upon greatness.
His stand up isn't very good....so yeah
Tim Dillon for President 😂
not in the way tim is gay and candace is black is the funniest shit😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I had to rewind and go back twice. I was DYING at that part. And he just kept the show rolling. Like what? Hahaha
@@MADPoltergeist right😂😂
The 'BIIIIIGGG...... JEW!' Had me in tears
“It’s a societal breakdown, and you wanted to SMELL it!” ☠️
Further proof that liberals are seriously deranged...
Tim Dillon as Press Secretary for either party. Bring back Fireside Chats
thats the job he was made for
that would make it theF agot Side Chat or the Flamer Side Chat
Yes!
Better if he stood next to Press Secretary, translating what they are really saying
Check out Greg Carlwoods "Higherside Chats"! Great conspiracy podcast inspired by the fireside chats.
I will lay in bed smoking Marlboro light 100’s until this premieres
🤣
Suck a cool dart down for Lord of improv
Like your style
Smoking cigs in bed...nice 😂
💯
“They put the Shawarma down and start going nuts.”😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it at that part. 😂😂
"There's no way to win in that room but he LOST" is the most brilliant gentle dig I've heard in a while
Extremely clever word dancing by Tim.
Tim I need a skit of you as a 5 star General giving a pep talk to soldiers getting ready to invade Iran with a hilariously oversized military uniform and your hat and sunglasses. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
YESSSSS
I would reenlist to see that
I don't know if you've seen Nick Mullen's sketch he did on TAFS as an army guy in a clown wig but I think those two characters would play perfectly together
Cannot wait to see the little piggy tap his papers on the table
We love when he taps!
😂😂😂
Fatty bom-batty!
I read this right when he started
He did it ❤
She chose the smell of burned tires throughher windows..thats the most memorable thing 😂😂😂😂
“That was a very… (Oh no! I don’t want to use a value judgement term here!)… _REAL_ thing…”
Pretty sure it was businesses more than tires. Tire fires were more of a Battle of Mogadishu thing, maybe she'd watched Black Hawk Down recently.
It hides the soy farts
Touchstone
I've lost count how many times I've SEEN burning tyres/wheelie bins/trees and boulders used to block of a road in the surrounds where I live. If she wants to reminisce on the smell burning rubber she could go to the nearest takeover (car 'meet')
That transition into the bluechew ad was diabolical lmaooooo
Hilarious
Started reading comments at that time and was thinking the same thing
What I love about Tim is that as a fellow gay white closeted straight man, I think most reasonable Americans are pretty much on the same page. He's like the voice of things that so many of us can't say because we end up being accused of being sexist, racist fascist, white nationalist, transphobic, anti-lgbtq+ etc etc etc
Wolz is a closeted gay man
Fok labels anyway. I'm gey
Most people identify by thier names not by who they are fxxking or their race lmao. And if people care about who your loving then scrxw them mate
Idk why people think of sex immediately no matter what it's sad Like can you enjoy a game a movie tv or a play without thinking of the person is loving when it has absolutely nothing do with story and gives theese idiots the excuse of us being racist stupid sexist etc because their being so lazy with this trash art
Just like the comments that start with "As a black person, I -"
If you don't get that we don't care about you being black or gay, or trans or whatever, im not sure when you will get it. Have modesty, Keep it to yourself.
Tim screaming “JEW!!!!!!” Has made my month
Tim Dillon’s voice activates my dopamine receptors.
I can't decide if the new Rush Limbaugh or the new Alex Jones
@@sharptakes1662 dont think anyone can replace Alex Jones
👏👏 synapses connecting
But it doesn't activate my gaydar. Strange.
If SNL had balls they’d let Tim play Walz.
That is a genuinely brilliant idea!
Ballz to the Wallz
Genius!
They couldn't afford him
My last time in Paris, I saw a drunken homeless guy pissing onto the banks of the Sein. He looked at me and said in French "what the fok is your problem?"
It's a good life there. They're all so happy.
I saw that last time I went to Detroit but bro was pissing in the street while we were stopped at a red light and he started to say something but the light changed.
What is French for 'fok'? Never heard of that expression.
Why the fuck were you looking at him pissing ? As a French person, this is a disgrace, we respect public urination.
"I don't love the Vance region either... the people who put their breakfast cereal in a pipe and smoke it" Tim, that's the best description of Columbus Ohio I ever heard.
I didn’t understand it but I want to
Vance is from Middletown...the rust belt. The Cincy/Dayton area. Not really culturally similar to Columbus.
@@GuymontagFahr451It's all Ohio so it's all boring garbage.
Funnel cake dad and burning tire mom. Can’t wait to tell my wife what we’re going as for Halloween
why is he funnel cake dad i dont get it😭
I tell my wife that im in AA Zoom meetings but really im watching the Tim Dillon podcast (formerly TimDillon Show)
It works if you work it
Just shuffle around some papers every so often
We do recover.
Alcohol IS a drug. PERIOD.
That’s fucking hysterical man
Tim Dillon ranting about his aunt is the funniest thing I ever heard. 😂
I can't wait. I love it every time.
Thunder only happens when it's raining 🎵
Timestamp?
Look for the Tim Dillon clip “ Keep my name out of your mouth “ it’s epic.
The fisting part was HYSTERICAL 😂😂😂
Shoutout to Tim for making these Saturdays alone good. You're the man! And make Fatty Boom Batty shirts!!!
Size XL and up only
"Theres nothing like the smell of burning riot tires in the morning" - future Vice President's Wife.
Well, at least when the tires that are burning aren’t yours!
Someday this country's gonna end...
dude in the back laughing is one the highlights of every episode
He's no Benjamin.
“I kept the window open as long for as a I could” 😂😂😂
I like how the first couple minutes is just Tim getting warmed up by shuffling and reshuffling his papers without reading or doing anything with them. Podcaster's fidget spinner lol
This was being done in the 90s on news channels, this isnt a new phenomenon exclusive to podcasting.
Made famous by El Rushbo with his formerly nicotine stained fingers...
Those papers are the complete Epstein flight logs.
Just reminding everyone that if Tim Dillon isn't a radio broadcaster in GTA 6 it was Blackrock that blocked it.
An original take on an overused meme comment. Well done. 😂
I don’t know how comedians have become our best political commentators, but here we are. Thank God for Tim Dillon.
Tim you blowing up. SkyNews Australia used one of your rants the other day. A segment they call leftist loosing it. Not showing you as a lefty but talking about them.
Rita P is hilarious 😂 her show is late night 11pm but her RUclips clips get massive views from the USA and clipped by US conservative youtubers 😆👌🇦🇺
This is the show around 4:20 mark: ruclips.net/video/xYPaMB6l10E/видео.htmlsi=8y0irqwYUx3SHVfp @@tikkabrno
ruclips.net/video/xYPaMB6l10E/видео.htmlsi=8y0irqwYUx3SHVfp
That is the segment around 4:00 mark.
12:36 was just chefs kiss
I had to listen to it several times 😂😂😂😂😂
Tim Dillon the only gay man who’s not gay
They say he's a deeply closeted straight man.
Kamala laughs like the joker.
not the cartoon one, the Joaquin one.
If people thought Joe was dangerous for America they have no clue what this woman could do. End game
they told her to stop laughing; if you watch you'll notice.
@@charliedillon1400yeah so?
@@giannis5250????
@@giannis5250DNC isn't getting it's money's worth out of you.
"The Democratic Party is made up of a bunch of interest groups that hate eack other". Man, Tim NAILS it here. 😂😂😂😂😂
There was an intersectional car crash in Philly when the pride parade ran into the Free Palestine rally. One guess who won.
@@blindthrall Who won?
Ok, I guess the Pride people, more vicious.
43:57 "I know you're all killing kids and it gets depressing, but we got a bigger message!"
"BlueChew is a unique online service..." 😂
as another commenter put it… “diabolical” 😂😂😂
This is like Saturday morning cartoons for Patriots
Gaaaay
Calling oneself a patriot has to be one of the gayest fucking things a conservative moron can say, congrats
Congrats on 700k subs Tim being a fat activist is paying off
Is he fat?
Dang, I really would have thought he already had 3X that! Wild. I love gay Rush Limbaugh. 😂
He wears the sunglasses so you can’t see him winking at people
@@Benny_M_1922Nah, he's just "husky"
Tim Dillion for president 😂😂😂 instead of that crazy lady
Truly
Tim Dillon is our generation's George Carlin. When he retires, he will be very legendary. This is greatness in the making.
Not at all. Tim plays it totally safe when compared to George Carlin. And his only form of comedy is sarcasm. Carlin was way more creative and diverse than that.
@@lenafelipe I agree with you. Not even remotely similar styles lol. But both great in their own ways.
Tim is much better than Carlin. I will die on this hill.
Don’t ever compare Tim to George Carlin, scum.
'It's another reason we're going to have to move the Olympics completely indoors and, probably, online.' 😂😂
When Tim Walz and JD Vance say they want children with full bellies, they mean two very different things.
“I wish to drink a gallon of horse semen! Get me a gallon of horse semen!”
“Tim Walz, you can’t just get a gallon of horse semen at 3AM in Minnesota!”
When you use memes created by cokehead rich kids, you’re reтагded
This is fucking niche, boys.
This little piggy lives on a sloped roof
😂
Tim dylan is the main information and opinion source for 30% of podcasts that talk about politics or current events including some of the big ones
Ooooo do tell me some!
@@donnadelrey6744u got some milkers
@donnadelrey6744 rogan, tucker, etc....many such cases! 😅
@@donnadelrey6744Breaking Points
Is he related to Bob?
The transitions into ads are phenomenal 😂 the blue chew ad had me dying
Tim Dillon is by far the best news anchor to date, lol. He never dissapoints! 🤣🥰
Come on piggy pls make this a 12AM thing
As a lifelong Minnesotan who lives in the woods, I can confidently state that most of us don't open windows when we smell burning rubber. And we don't "get off" on riots; most of us were horrified by what happened.
And we're not bored during the summer when the rioting happened: boredom sets in during winter from November through April.
Don't lie
cap 100% cap
Lol hes a comedian. You forget? I know MN very well and walz is a sad sack. He raised gas prices instead of legalize which was passed 98% in the booth by citizens for many years until recent. Hes in cahoots with somalians which a lot of them hate americans. He pisses off tribal people all the time. Hes really is an insufferable guy. The riots was definitely an inside job with our govt. You missed the jokes Tim was throwin out.
As a fellow Minnesotan from the country I agree. The twin cities suck, but everywhere else outside of the cities is red and ppl have common sense
It seems like there's more to his MN grudge than he's letting on, idk. The lakes are one of the best parts. It's all the Somalians that's the problem! 🤪🤪
I love this guy so much. Thanks Tim for highlighting all the important issues in the funniest way.
“I don’t have as much energy to hate...” he says, his voice RISING.
There ya go, Tim 🔥
She's so brave to leave the windows open 😂😂😂😂
For the love of jah get Mr Tim Dillion some secret service!
Why do you want him dead?
“Whales are fat and very tough actually” 💀
Why do they keep losing to beaches then?
@41:35 LOL! As a Infantry Marine Combat Vet I burst out laughing.
No one does Ad transitions like this show. Last ep’s morgan & morgan and this ep’s blue chew transitions are works of art.
Whenever the guy in the background laughs, it brings a smile to my face 😂
Really? I find it distracting. I don’t need a laughing track
@@lenafelipeObviously you don’t need any ‘likes’ for your reply either. Success!👍🏻
We can be pretty sure that Tim's Sabrina Carpenter impression is his 'at home' voice.
Can't wait to wake up and smell the burning tires in November 🚓
“A robber baron real estate guy and a venture capitalist trying to tell us they understand who we are?” - Tim Walz
I trust a person who made their wealth in the private sector, enters politics, and gets poorer, more than a poor person who enters politics and gets massively wealthy.
@@DeflatingAtheism you sir believe in a strong delusion. Funny how you didn’t mention Trump inheriting his wealth and name from his dad but OK whatever dude.
A psychotic communist sympathizer should tell us who we are.
@@DeflatingAtheismWalz isn’t massively wealthy though. They already released his financials.
@@zachhoward9099 Well, look at what happened to the net worths of Christine Blasey Ford, Leticia James, or Liz Cheney. If you allow yourself to be used as a cudgel against Trump, the establishment will find a way to reward you.
The lake people rant and distrust is so fun 😂😂
51:24 The Lindsay Graham rant KILLED me 😅😅
Should be its own video. Honestly so good.
The Gwen Walz/Great Lakes vibe is the same vibe that led the Coen Brothers to make Fargo
“They’re going crazy up there at the lake!”
Walz is only 60!? The man looks 80. Tom Cruise is 62 and Brad Pitt is 60 for gods sake!
Walz doesn’t abuse Andrenochrome like those two elites do.
@@TreewwwyYzzerdd maybe he just abuses it less effectively 🤣
@@TreewwwyYzzerdd Nah Walz genuinely looks horrible for his age.
Politicians are hedonists, taking care of themselves is (generally) at the bottom of their priority lists. First thing is probably being PDF Files 😂
You would look like that too if all you did was indulge in nothing but drugs, kids, cigars, booze and hookers 🤷♂️
But the Hollywood guys take adrenochrome...😂
I have always doubted Tim’s claim of being gay until he said this @34:01
Lmfao 🤣 not the “going to go see a play” kinda gay
Tim's rant on military time and his Morgan and Morgan ad was pure Tim D gold
It's a wild time when Tim D's jokes are fundamentally the way America is ran
I barely speak English and Tim is my prophet
Harris would only be fun at dinner if she's fun drunk not "I'm speaking" drunk
My 3 kids and I are getting foreclosed on and will be homeless next week, but I refuse to cancel my Tim Dillon Patreon sub.
Life In The Big City
Based and straight
“But we got a message!”
*straight into an ad*
Absolutely brilliant😂😂😂
Hourly reminder that Tim should have a village cult in Minecraft 2.
Dude what are you smoking and can I have some?
@@platinumsun4632 jetfuel
I see what you did there -Noyce.
It DOES get repetitive..🙄
@@platinumsun4632 jetfuel
@@JJohnson-wn9bb I don't understand :(
0:00 Anyone just start giggling at, "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to..." ? 🤣
This is why Tim Dillon should play Chris Farley. He has the rare talent that you see him and you’re already laughing.
@@DeflatingAtheism I friggin love TD but IDK if he could pull off the immortal Matt Foley. Chris was crazy agile for a big fella. But hey, maybe ol Timmy just hasn't pulled that tool outta the bag yet. I'm here for it! Fatty boom batty 4 life🤣
Every single time.😅
Tim watched a 3D Printer video just before recording this.
Lol
Tim has to be like top 5 funniest ppl ever, i dont know how he goes for so long just hit after hit lmfao.
Once again. Tim Dillon is a national treasure. “These hot rich people need no comedy” Perfect
I would trust Walz to return my mail without opening it
Lmao
*wouldn't
At the end of the day, isn’t that all we really want from our presidents?
He’d leave a tampon for you in there as well you betcha.
trump and vance would hold the letter up to the sun to see if there was anything they wanted in it first
Lindsey needs to come out already.. Never seen A gay man so full of hate
He could trans so he would be a straight woman and never have to admit he's gay. Plus can keep his lady name
Don’t be scared timmy, you can call him tampon tim . it’s much better than funnel cake tim .
Tiananmen Tim has a tintinnabulating ring to it.
He said”Waiting for the Fairies of Earth to take them to Hell”but I don’t mean in a Negative way”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
…”As I get older, I can only hate a few people at a time”…🤣😂🤣
And pretty sure his wife is a psychopath after hearing that tire story
She is of the stock who imported hundreds of thousands of fundamentally incompatible people to this country with absolutely no forethought to the effect it would have on their own safety or political destiny.
The Alex jones of comedy 🎭
Tim does the best impression of Alex I’ve ever heard- not something I would expect of a (supposedly) gay Long Islander.
Tim Walz looks like he sells bikes to boys named Dudley.
uhh what
id try to work this one out a little more
😂
Tim looks like a couple of boys named Dudley
he looks like L Ron Hubbard
@@ITJustMeKG It was a Very Special Episode.
Tim Dillon doesn’t even WANNA know how many lakes are in AK.
Tim gives you that taxi driver conversation you actually enjoy listening to
Minnesota, we got lakes and Somalians🎉
lol Tim looks like a Minnesotan
Fact!!
I could see him losing his mind decked out in Vikings gear as they yet again collapse in the playoffs😂
@@zachhoward9099 as an NFC South guy, this comment is GOATed. 😂
Tim always with the most important reminder not to take any of this all to seriously.
Tim 'I think I'm in the National Guard' Dillon
Joe Rogan calls in and says “you know man, you could easy hate twice as many people of you exercised, cold plunged, and ate carnivore man”
The German people settled the Great Lakes area. Listen to a German speak English. That’s the accent after a few generations. Now you can understand the crazy mentality
And Scandinavians. We're practically obligated to be boring.