McDonald's Is Opening A New Chain Restaurant

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @saiyaniam
    @saiyaniam Год назад +893

    Tim wouldn't be as big as he is without McDonald's

  • @bloatedsodium7301
    @bloatedsodium7301 Год назад +1465

    America needs a McDillon’s. Yes or yes?

    • @makeouthill4822
      @makeouthill4822 Год назад +26

      maybe… yes…. but yes.

    • @rrpearsall
      @rrpearsall Год назад +6

      As a fellow foodie, I guarantee it would be fabulously tasty!

    • @trystdodge6177
      @trystdodge6177 Год назад +4

      Yes

    • @The_Berto
      @The_Berto Год назад +18

      Just serves Percocet pudding

    • @avegoodtime
      @avegoodtime Год назад +16

      Bacon egg and cheese, with a side of percs and cigs

  • @grimegragmedia
    @grimegragmedia Год назад +387

    a CosMc charged churro latte spiked double vodka redbull with a perc and marlboro light would solve all my problems I think

    • @Willrocs
      @Willrocs Год назад +29

      I’ll take two

    • @stevengrabo
      @stevengrabo Год назад +31

      A couple perc-a-doodle-doos?

    • @burnedhead9355
      @burnedhead9355 Год назад +13

      Thats terrible. I want it.

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 Год назад +8

      Breakfast of champions right there lol

    • @Koolej98
      @Koolej98 Год назад +1

      Vodka Red Bull with a perc will literally kill you.

  • @chasedwards9626
    @chasedwards9626 Год назад +105

    “Little apple slices to pretend to give to the kids” 😂

  • @PanterAlu
    @PanterAlu Год назад +247

    You need a radio station in gta 6

  • @punchableface168
    @punchableface168 Год назад +162

    Panera is way ahead of them. They’ve killed two so far with their caffeinated lemonade.

    • @thelma2084
      @thelma2084 Год назад +1

      I was thinking the same

    • @randal3122
      @randal3122 11 месяцев назад

      lol very true

    • @runswithraptors
      @runswithraptors 11 месяцев назад +5

      McDs is playing the long game, diabetes

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 6 месяцев назад +1

      Holy shit it claimed another soul???

    • @SpecialAgentSamCooper
      @SpecialAgentSamCooper 5 месяцев назад

      Let’s make that four.

  • @MrBenfranz
    @MrBenfranz Год назад +348

    Frappuccino and a double cheeseburger is the breakfast of American champions.

    • @jamesbillingsby8043
      @jamesbillingsby8043 Год назад +27

      I want 150% of my daily sugar in my frap with 150% of my daily fat in my double cheesburger. Breaching daily metrics by 10am each day, heck yeah.

    • @DJTheoSF
      @DJTheoSF Год назад +2

      Venti Caramel Frappuccino with an Extra Shot Blended. YUMMY :)

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong Год назад +20

      Nah, I'll stick with powerful opioid prescription medications and a cigarette.
      👍

    • @DillonDaVillain222
      @DillonDaVillain222 Год назад +8

      ​@@RicArmstrongpercs and a mocha never failed me lmaoo

    • @BarkWhoGoesThere
      @BarkWhoGoesThere Год назад +1

      You got an iron stomach

  • @BlikeNave
    @BlikeNave Год назад +359

    He's saying Mc' Donells so he legally cannot be sued. GENIUS

    • @cardiiiiii
      @cardiiiiii Год назад +1

      real

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 Год назад +49

      His neck fat doesn't allow him to pronounce it properly. Poor guy 😢

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism Год назад +16

      It's just the Long Island trash accent

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Год назад +2

      Bro, this is America 😂

    • @sgfreak96
      @sgfreak96 Год назад +6

      He is not doing that at all? You can make fun of things under parody/satire laws that will protect you from copyright infringement. He can say McDonald's all he wants lol.

  • @Teamshmo
    @Teamshmo Год назад +265

    I love how Tim's rants always go from funny to a very dark reality of how society really is

    • @ScreaminSavior
      @ScreaminSavior Год назад +15

      Truly. I love listening to him, but I can't put it on as my night time podcast while I'm going to sleep and have that going into my subconscious brain haha.

    • @lukeypukey6119
      @lukeypukey6119 Год назад +4

      I think thats exactly what you should be doing

    • @Jeff-tt7wj
      @Jeff-tt7wj Год назад +4

      It’s why we love him.

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock Год назад +2

      and sometimes that darkness is the funny part.
      only Tim can pull that juxtaposition off this well

    • @lvx_rose
      @lvx_rose Год назад +1

      Life in the big city

  • @zachrat9083
    @zachrat9083 Год назад +204

    Watching him not see “nutrition facts” is a fun bit

    • @jebronlames9000
      @jebronlames9000 Год назад +8

      My thoughts exactly missed out on some laughs there he needs new glasses

    • @TheRealAR01
      @TheRealAR01 Год назад +31

      That really stressed me out 😅

    • @cdoudt2017
      @cdoudt2017 Год назад

      Me too​@@TheRealAR01

    • @thenickseditious
      @thenickseditious Год назад

      Fats don't recognize those words.

    • @EazyDuz18
      @EazyDuz18 Год назад +33

      Jamie would've seen it

  • @loosapalooza398
    @loosapalooza398 Год назад +250

    Making $8 off of .50 cents of ingredients isn't good enough profit margins for them. Their goal is to make $8 off of .05 cents of ingredients

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Год назад +6

      That's most companies goal though, ain't it?

    • @jacobniedermayer8924
      @jacobniedermayer8924 Год назад +8

      I think you mean 50 cents and 5 cents.

    • @yung829
      @yung829 Год назад +5

      ​@@danelynch7171 lol only the super greedy one

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Год назад +10

      Oh wow.. and only 80g of sugar in the churro frappe 💀💀💀 not bad Lmaoooooo

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Год назад +1

      Oh my fk.. spicade has over one hundred grams 🤣🤣🤣 inanity

  • @GravyHucker
    @GravyHucker 11 месяцев назад +14

    That Frappuccino/Percocet/Newport combo in the car REALLY hit home with me.

  • @ghillms93
    @ghillms93 Год назад +62

    The Large Churro Frappe is 76g of sugar according to their website. As Tim says, perfect amount of sugar to get rid of that little headache and start your day.

    • @jackoverton8343
      @jackoverton8343 Год назад

      Everyone is fked
      all the colorful drinks with food coloring made from petroleum byproducts - can cause ADHD,cancer, and linked to 10+ other things.
      the sugar ->Diabetes->heart disease & Alzheimer's(aka t3 diabetes)

    • @MFJoneser
      @MFJoneser Год назад +7

      Almost quarter pounder… of sugar

    • @randal3122
      @randal3122 11 месяцев назад +3

      any of the frozen coffe drinks at dutch bros, starbucks, and dunkin are like that too. many of them have like 800 calories. its insane

    • @Wahinies
      @Wahinies 8 месяцев назад

      Start the day off giving yourself diabetes

    • @HatoBumpkin
      @HatoBumpkin 4 месяца назад

      That s a lot of sugar but it doesn't stand out as something crazy honestly. A 20 oz bottle of coke has 64g.

  • @shamanic_nostalgia
    @shamanic_nostalgia Год назад +85

    I generally take the pulse of the world based on what McDonald's is doing. They have a lot more cultural power than people dare to realize. It's truly sublime. The Grimace Shake was a cosmic sign of a new era.

    • @Boback111
      @Boback111 Год назад +6

      They’re more or less a real estate company that happens to sell burgers to cover the property expenses, a really successful one.

    • @_TheGman
      @_TheGman Год назад +10

      ​@@Boback111I saw the movie too.

    • @-KillaWatt-
      @-KillaWatt- 11 месяцев назад +2

      Don't forget Shezwan Sauce

    • @gettingcanned
      @gettingcanned 11 месяцев назад +3

      Churro frappe, tomatillo sandwich, queso sandwich. I see the way things are going to cater to our new residents.

    • @Nonamegoodsir4332
      @Nonamegoodsir4332 11 месяцев назад

      @@gettingcannedyeah everywhere in America is slowly being filled up with tan skinned folk

  • @burns46824
    @burns46824 Год назад +30

    Percocet, salted caramel Frappuccino, and a menthol cigarette!

  • @hamdinger7145
    @hamdinger7145 Год назад +49

    We wish them well

  • @Kino_Chroma
    @Kino_Chroma Год назад +54

    as a poor, I only get my food from grocery stores. it's way cheaper by weight than fast food especially if you pay attention to sales, and it's much healthier. It's a choice to go to fast food for most people.

    • @NatureNed
      @NatureNed Год назад +8

      the people who are more poor than you are in food desserts where they’re only surrounded by fast food and gas station. look it up

    • @Kino_Chroma
      @Kino_Chroma Год назад +12

      I know about food deserts, condescending @@NatureNed . I said "most people." I also spelled it correctly.

    • @NatureNed
      @NatureNed Год назад

      @@Kino_Chroma sorry i’m retarded brother. i also wasn’t trying to be condescending, just was genuinely saying to look it up. not everything needs to be an argument.

    • @kurtnewman7182
      @kurtnewman7182 Год назад +2

      Wow groceries are cheaper than restaurants? Brilliant finding Einstein 😂

    • @benshapirosgreasycock5381
      @benshapirosgreasycock5381 Год назад

      @@NatureNed”Food deserts” are like 3 miles across. It’s not the most convenient, but it’s not hard.

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 Год назад +18

    What I love about Tim Dylan is that he is simultaneously a catty gay man while also having the personality type of a pissed off New Yorker dock worker. So you know he’s just getting pissed off all day by the people around him ordering dumb ass Starbucks drinks and he just stews over it and then gives us this content

  • @skeletor7708
    @skeletor7708 Год назад +74

    Tim looks like he could use a McRib burger.

    • @jamesbillingsby8043
      @jamesbillingsby8043 Год назад +6

      "a", try 4 of them as an appetizer.

    • @MrDrunkNFunky
      @MrDrunkNFunky Год назад +1

      I have never heard anyone refer to a Mcrib as a *burger* this comment blew my mind. Burger adjacent? Sandwich? Sure.. But *never* burger.. you're not wrong either.. my life will never be the same. 😮

    • @SLAMSulek
      @SLAMSulek Год назад +1

      McRib Dillion

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 11 месяцев назад

      Ruler eternia, nice to see ya

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis Год назад +72

    America needs more Norm McDonalds.

  • @mandisidabula5530
    @mandisidabula5530 Год назад +95

    This man is spot on. I am South African and even I know how disgusting this “food” is. This is the fentanyl of food. McDonald’s burgers are so tasty for ten minutes and then become what they are - cold dog food garnished with chemicals and preservatives. Eat it when you are drunk only.

    • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
      @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 11 месяцев назад +2

      Fast food places are better then American fast food it’s just facts and SA has tight food laws like us up here in Canada I’d eat McDouble or QPC around or there way before I’d eat one in America 😂

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@xxBONGHUNTER420xxAh...the Canadians. Forever in our shadow, forever passive aggressive, forever the 8th runner up never the homecoming queen. Your nation has lost its mind. You have no room to crow like a tiny rooster on a giant dung pile thinking you're an eagle. No one, EVER has said, "Wait till the Canadians arrive, they'll save us."

    • @foodchewer
      @foodchewer 11 месяцев назад

      I wish South Africans didn't have to know about our "culture". I'm sorry that dogshit had to reach you.

    • @HoneyBunRoad
      @HoneyBunRoad 11 месяцев назад +2

      The first bite or 2 is truly euphoric. To really enjoy it you have to be starving in that moment or you start to realise it doesnt taste that good, the texture is odd and what exactly are the ingredients 😅😂

    • @svenskanorsk
      @svenskanorsk 11 месяцев назад +1

      You are jealous

  • @BlueShoeMagoo
    @BlueShoeMagoo Год назад +17

    A Churro frappé and a spicy sandwich sounds better than a burnt Dunkin Donuts bagel and an incorrect coffee order 😂

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane Год назад +79

    In my town there was a big Dairy Queen that also sold everything from cheeseburgers to fried chicken. Eventually the DQ franchise told them to stick to the normal menu, so they dumped DQ and rebranded as "kosmic kones." Just wanted to mention the irony of McDonalds making a modern DQ called CosMCs.

    • @CJL36
      @CJL36 Год назад +18

      I’m confused… cheeseburgers and fried chicken is core to DQ’s regular menu.

    • @iyziejane
      @iyziejane Год назад +9

      @@CJL36 I think it varied over the years, a lot of DQs just focus on the dairy desserts and don't have a full kitchen. Also this story took place in Hawaii, so I used "fried chicken" as shorthand for various local Asian fusion dishes that wouldn't be at a standard DQ. And maybe the story was just a PR move that the local owners planted in the newspaper, and perhaps all that really happened is they got tired of paying for the DQ brand. Kozmics though!

    • @toxicgracie3772
      @toxicgracie3772 Год назад +5

      Here in Ohio, it's normal for DQ to have burgers and chicken. Although SOME only serve ice cream.

    • @johnobrien8773
      @johnobrien8773 Год назад

      Some DQs don't have a grill, which bums me out because my local DQ can't offer the Blizzard/Cheeseburger combo. There's a Froster's Freeze that's now "Greek Chicken" in San Diego with awesome food and the same ice cream as before.

    • @jbetnar
      @jbetnar Год назад

      Wow, I've never seen a DQ without burgers or chicken tenders.

  • @kultdawg
    @kultdawg Год назад +31

    We wish McDonald's well. We hope they make a trillion more dollars.

  • @Nismo12345678
    @Nismo12345678 Год назад +7

    BUT WHAT ABPUT THE PANINI‘s

  • @BL-lm4kf
    @BL-lm4kf Год назад +14

    Tim: ive always valued a little cynicism …
    Tims bank account: YES

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 Год назад +18

    McD's is playing the long game. They know they'll be the first fast food place on the Moon and they are ready.

    • @Libertaro-i2u
      @Libertaro-i2u 5 месяцев назад

      As well as the first fast food joint on Mars, first fast food joint in a spacestead habitat, etc.

  • @anthonygreen6219
    @anthonygreen6219 Год назад +9

    Tim's sunglass game is on another level 😎

  • @BLAISEDAHL96
    @BLAISEDAHL96 11 месяцев назад +5

    Rockstar absolutely need to get Tim Dillon as a radio talk show host for GTA 6

  • @caseypnw
    @caseypnw Год назад +6

    12:23
    Starbucks for people that film fight videos after school 😭

  • @ijustiini
    @ijustiini Год назад +7

    tim loves his percs

  • @carlettoburacco9235
    @carlettoburacco9235 Год назад +32

    The best thing I ever saw on one of my trips to the US was a label on a sandwich at a fast-food restaurant: "ingredient1... ingredient2... Imitation Of Cheese"
    Now, I can understand Imitation of Caviar or Lobster, they are expensive.
    But how little does "imitation of Cheese" have to cost to be a viable economic operation to use it instead of "normal Cheese" which is already incredibly cheap..... and what is it made of?
    Shredded remains from Pet Sematary?

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @Luke_MoonWalker
      @Luke_MoonWalker Год назад +11

      Pretty sure it's made from recycled plastic

    • @tommyrq180
      @tommyrq180 Год назад +1

      It’s made of Soylent Green. 🤮

    • @hestermofet6350
      @hestermofet6350 Год назад

      Imitation of cheese is made of 100% trans fats which is closer to plastic than food. Your body just stores it as fat cuz it doesn't know what to do with it. 😊✌️

    • @timmyb7734
      @timmyb7734 Год назад

      100% Beef is the name of the company, not what the patties are made of... What a scam. Everything in America is artificial, from its food to government. (Hint: two right-wing parties is closer to the fake communists in China than any real democracy)

  • @Life_of_Matthew
    @Life_of_Matthew Год назад +7

    That poor Illinois town is gonna get flooded with Tim Dillon fans demanding churro frappes.

  • @ehyouman
    @ehyouman 10 месяцев назад +1

    the way you delivered that "Gonna be a real day after tomorrow situation, ya not good" so calmly and perfectly summed up roflllll

  • @PrimarchX
    @PrimarchX Год назад +64

    I'm priced out of Mickey D's these days. If I'm spending that much for fast food I'm doing Wendy's or Culver's instead.

    • @FADI_TINY
      @FADI_TINY Год назад

      Exactly

    • @60015
      @60015 Год назад +9

      If you think McDonalds is expensive you just don’t know how to properly order from McDonalds. Can get 3 Big Macs for $6 if you play your cards right

    • @jameshill8493
      @jameshill8493 Год назад

      I go to a resturaunts

    • @MorrowProduction
      @MorrowProduction Год назад +5

      I stopped at a Mc D's a few months back after not eating there since like 2006. I ordered the same thing I would have ordered in highschool, two plain double cheeseburgers with a medium soda. Something that used to cost about 4$, the burgers where large and the soda was like 20oz, and now that same purchase today is 13-14$, the two burgers are the size of one old burger and they gave me an 8oz plastic cup for my soda 🤣

    • @rufus6646
      @rufus6646 Год назад +2

      It's cheap for me because I make a lot of money

  • @slowpacedgaming8596
    @slowpacedgaming8596 10 месяцев назад +3

    If I can’t start my day with a Churro Frappe I’ll lose my mind

  • @flacoP128
    @flacoP128 Год назад +9

    You ever had a Frappuccino? I HAAAVE

  • @nickyjames1985
    @nickyjames1985 Год назад +4

    A cigarette as the amphetamines kick in will always be the closest feeling to sex

  • @dsmith2568
    @dsmith2568 Год назад +8

    There is no way this isn’t GTA 6 radio feed

  • @Notacarrot2
    @Notacarrot2 Год назад +12

    I’ve always called their coffee caffeinated milkshakes. Tim, you understand me.

  • @cameronjohn604
    @cameronjohn604 Год назад +33

    This man is a national treasure...and I'm Canadian lol.

  • @calebstaskunas2077
    @calebstaskunas2077 Год назад +3

    The one guy in the background laughing is a genius podcasting strategy… its today’s laugh track

  • @kyleKohanzo
    @kyleKohanzo Год назад +12

    Tim is like a modern day George Carlin

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 9 месяцев назад

      and chris farley

  • @Isvvx
    @Isvvx Год назад +13

    McDonalds needs to come back with the Mighty Wings they had 10 years ago. The wing craze is at an all-time high & they'd kill it this time around.

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 Год назад +6

      Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick were the launch guys which is why they failed, least charismatic team of all time. They had comedy gold with the SuperDome lights going out and they couldn't do anything with it. Flacco was like "I love these mighty wings" lights go out "where my mighty wings go?" Kaepernick like "I didn't take those mighty wings but I want mighty wings" Flacco like "who took my mighty wings then?". Cut that's the commerical. It made you think the mighty wings gave you CTE

    • @Isvvx
      @Isvvx Год назад +2

      @@voiceofreason2674 Had no idea about this.. but to my knowledge they flopped for a variation of reasons. They were very expensive: 5 wings were $5. A lot of people claimed they were too spicy. They took very long to cook compared to other menu items & because of all of this McDonalds was losing money. They had over 10 million pounds of the wings that went to waste & decided to cut their losses. Fast forward to now & fried chicken/wings are everywhere. Wingstop, buffalo wild wings, Korean fried chicken places, KFC, Popeyes, etc.. all constantly come out with new wing types & flavors. Regardless of why it flopped in the past, I doubt it'd happen again.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 11 месяцев назад

      Bring back the apple and cheese Danish!

  • @DD-co1zn
    @DD-co1zn Год назад +5

    Tim seems to be running a real RedBar inspired operation here ... Which isn't a bad thing.

  • @guillermocorreamendoza4938
    @guillermocorreamendoza4938 11 месяцев назад +1

    “When you’re poor you’re broke” - Tim Dillon

  • @mercharris5266
    @mercharris5266 Год назад +5

    “But what about the panini?!”. Yea, that was me 😂

  • @dingusfinance8931
    @dingusfinance8931 Год назад +30

    No amount of corporate oversight and analytics on customer preferences ever anticipates how much an armada of $7.25 an hour teenagers are going to bungle this shit on launch.

    • @coreygolpheneee
      @coreygolpheneee Год назад +3

      That's why they don't employ those people at launch, it's just like chick fila they have an out of town crew from corporate come in to ensure that the food is at least decent at launch, then they hire teenagers once the lines die down.

    • @Nilbogllat
      @Nilbogllat Год назад +3

      Min wage is 7.25 in my state and no business is paying you 7.25. It's 10 to 15

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 Год назад

      Regular workers don’t work the openings.

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 Год назад

      McDonalds employees aren't bottom of the barrel employees anymore. Minimum wage here goes up to $15 Jan 1st

    • @JimmyCarterAkaBrandon
      @JimmyCarterAkaBrandon Год назад

      @@GriseldaBSF410McDonald’s employees are the largest recipients of food stamps

  • @olecamohatmcgilicudy4256
    @olecamohatmcgilicudy4256 Год назад +4

    "Oh sorry, our shake machine is down"

  • @AHPUROshankarMALDITO
    @AHPUROshankarMALDITO 11 дней назад +1

    Tim. Drinks are just profitable. No rant needed lol

  • @rrpearsall
    @rrpearsall Год назад +4

    Love the blinking sunglasses to make us look more human.

  • @oldkinglog8209
    @oldkinglog8209 Год назад +6

    McDonald's wants a piece of the 2-3 times a day $11 latte market. People are starting to balk at paying $30 for McDick's so they're pivoting.

  • @MsDinoGal
    @MsDinoGal Год назад +4

    Churro Frappé has what plants crave. 🌱

  • @AlexAnom420
    @AlexAnom420 Год назад +4

    we actually had one of those 1950s specialty McDonald's back in the '90s in the town I grew up in... this is definitely not the first time McDonald's is tried to put themes in the restaurants

  • @El1jahB
    @El1jahB Год назад +5

    11:18 NUTRITION FACTS RIGHT THERE (below pic)

  • @summaryjudgment
    @summaryjudgment 11 месяцев назад +2

    The red meat narrative definitely worked on my gf. She watched some documentary a week ago, now we have "meatless Monday" and I'm buying overpriced meat at the farmers marked for the rest of the week. I'm hoping this is just another phase...

  • @DavidRanalli
    @DavidRanalli Год назад +9

    Their biggest competition in the Chicago suburbs is Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks. Dunkin is aggressively expanding into other places like Indiana and they need something to get ahead of that

    • @PaytenJimenez
      @PaytenJimenez Год назад +4

      As an Indiana native Dunkin is making its way over here

    • @DavidRanalli
      @DavidRanalli Год назад +3

      @@PaytenJimenez I call it Junk N Donuts

  • @pskfry
    @pskfry Год назад +2

    this is a mile from my house. they bought a baker's square that had gone out of business during covid. i think mcdonald's ownership is saying "hm look at all these chain locations that went out of business during the pandemic, how can we take advantage of this". also, i looked inside and it kinda looked like a juice bar

  • @fdfoodfairy2834
    @fdfoodfairy2834 11 месяцев назад +2

    Half their menu will be unavailable at all times since the shake machine is always down🚒

  • @DoctorProfessorPablo
    @DoctorProfessorPablo Год назад +2

    Not my local Bronx concourse McDonald’s getting name dropped on here 💀

  • @evanlabonte4571
    @evanlabonte4571 Год назад +3

    I was absolutely cheesing by the time you said mouth breather 😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePatrickFamilyBand
    @ThePatrickFamilyBand 10 месяцев назад +2

    Sometimes I feel like Tim really understands Middle Class problems

  • @swift1y
    @swift1y 4 месяца назад

    4:58 so eloquently describes every morning of my past retail management existence.

  • @stevengaddy87
    @stevengaddy87 Год назад +3

    This has got GTA radio channel written all over it , i love it ❤

  • @Odwalla_YT
    @Odwalla_YT 8 месяцев назад +1

    I was screaming at the Nutrition Facts beneath the image like it was an episode of Blues Clues

  • @the1der
    @the1der Год назад +4

    Tim is the phat version of Ric Flair! I just realized this. He the Bentley Drivin, Jet Flyin, Versace Shades wearin, Polo wearing, son of a gun! Whoooooa!!!

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy Год назад +2

      Spent more money on spilled steak sauce than you make in a year

  • @breakthecycle5238
    @breakthecycle5238 Год назад +3

    I need those sunglasses NOW.

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 11 месяцев назад +1

    The nutrition facts were the small link right under the picture of the drink. Always read the fine print. Also love that it says "*calories are based on the base recipe" in tiny writing

  • @tbob740
    @tbob740 11 месяцев назад +2

    No better way to start your day than with a good Tim Dillion rant

  • @indanekwaffles7074
    @indanekwaffles7074 Год назад +3

    The hibiscus drink and the churro frappe sound delicious and decadent; the greatest combination of adjectives in all of gastronomy.
    Tim Dillon FTW!

  • @rejectscorner9939
    @rejectscorner9939 Месяц назад +1

    Idk if anyone knows but AVGN reviews a game called Mckids and “CosMc” as a character was around back then lmao

  • @MrRabbRabb
    @MrRabbRabb Год назад +9

    Can’t wait to see the new lawsuits that get derived from this new store

  • @the1jessebrown
    @the1jessebrown Год назад +1

    The blue nutrition facts button just absolutely ignored under the picture of the caramel frappe

  • @ezequiellopez8518
    @ezequiellopez8518 11 месяцев назад +1

    I live like a 1 hour drive away from Bolingbrook my brother even closer he said the lines are packed and the building reminds him of the pizza parlor from toy story😂

  • @global.mindset
    @global.mindset Год назад +3

    man people take this country for granted too much... but this place is freakin AWESOME. If people would just open their eyes and appreciate this eden, they would realize we live in paradise bro.

    • @BennyDeSlager
      @BennyDeSlager 11 месяцев назад +1

      Delusional

    • @kevinmcfarland4322
      @kevinmcfarland4322 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ong. Even though there are mass shootings and expensive healthcare and sky high housing costs I can still stop by Mickey D’s after work and retire to my shed in peace

  • @ghostring3624
    @ghostring3624 Год назад +2

    If they ever legalize cocaine, Starbucks would make a drink out of it.

  • @GLPitt1
    @GLPitt1 Год назад +3

    Slushies are awesome. Especially the new ones they have where you can add the sour flavor to whichever fruit flavor. And now most areas they have spiked slushies @ Gas stations & such.

    • @norfnorf3819
      @norfnorf3819 Год назад

      Whatchu mean spiked slushies? The machines already have booze in the mix so you don’t have to add it in at home? That seems problematic…

    • @GLPitt1
      @GLPitt1 Год назад

      @@norfnorf3819 Yes. Already added. Was a thing in New Orleans. But now they do it all over.

    • @norfnorf3819
      @norfnorf3819 Год назад +1

      @@GLPitt1 probably 4% alcohol so you still gotta add some vodka yourself

    • @GLPitt1
      @GLPitt1 Год назад

      @norfnorf3819 most of them are 5%. Some are 7-8. They have a Long Island Ice Tea one thar is really strong.

  • @michaelraven6325
    @michaelraven6325 10 месяцев назад

    tim acting like he doesn't have a shrine to mcdicks is comedy gold

  • @LaughGalaxy
    @LaughGalaxy Год назад +2

    “America needs a McDillon’s. Yes or yes?”

  • @MEMESSOSTUPID
    @MEMESSOSTUPID Год назад +6

    Another S tier rant from Timmy Boy. More addictive than fentanyl!

  • @MichaelWilliams85
    @MichaelWilliams85 Год назад

    When the producer didn’t see “nutrition facts” trying to find the ingredients

  • @bobbybyrd1236
    @bobbybyrd1236 Год назад +2

    Those glasses are exceptional mr dillon

  • @LuigiL75
    @LuigiL75 Год назад +2

    McNasty’s opening a new “concept” is akin to Hell opening a new and improved “SUPER” Hell…😅

  • @Prajna11
    @Prajna11 Год назад +2

    Phenomenal commentary on american life. Never thought of fast food in the way you frsmed it. Great content.

  • @andrewkramer7385
    @andrewkramer7385 Год назад +4

    Love this new McDonald’s partnership with Bill Cosby

  • @josephclark5414
    @josephclark5414 Год назад +1

    The rant we need!!!

  • @z_o_i_n_k_z
    @z_o_i_n_k_z Год назад +6

    Bro couldn’t see the “nutrition facts” link directly under the picture of the product 😭
    Why is this dude running this shit? 😂

  • @sashaperry5036
    @sashaperry5036 Год назад +3

    We love you Timmy

  • @zari5291
    @zari5291 Год назад +3

    Man, I fucking love this guy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dwally4198
    @dwally4198 Год назад +2

    That morning caffeine/nicotine fueled, on the clock, shit is a glorious thing

  • @charityscreams5366
    @charityscreams5366 Год назад +3

    What we need, is more cowbell.

  • @jofohollywood
    @jofohollywood 6 месяцев назад +1

    I feel bad for McDonald's employees at some locations where they realize they're basically a glorified heroin bathroom that also sells crap to people slowly killing themselves

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 10 месяцев назад

    Breakfast menu all day? McGriddles at 3 in the afternoon is peak decadence.

  • @WHATISUTUBE
    @WHATISUTUBE Год назад +1

    you need to open up some new arteries

  • @anthonydowney-uo2zo
    @anthonydowney-uo2zo Год назад +2

    I thought he was going to say we need more Norm McDonald 😂

  • @7evYT
    @7evYT Год назад +4

    Percadoodle. 😂

  • @notchback93
    @notchback93 Год назад +1

    Give this man a station in the next GTA

  • @johnobrien8773
    @johnobrien8773 Год назад +4

    Jimmy Dean's Griddle Cake Sandwiches give McGriddles a run for their money and a box of four costs the same as one McGriddles... They're smaller but everything at McDonald's should be.

    • @AspiringSpaceWizard
      @AspiringSpaceWizard Год назад +1

      Jimmy dean breakfast sandwhiches are actually good i dont care what anyone says

    • @johnobrien8773
      @johnobrien8773 Год назад

      @AspiringSpaceWizard Jimmy makes a fantastic pancake sandwich, and I find they work as well for portion control as any other diet food.

    • @imnotsqiddy
      @imnotsqiddy 11 месяцев назад

      You guys are disgusting

  • @TheStonesQT93
    @TheStonesQT93 Год назад +1

    The food in the U.S. wouldn’t be legally classified as food in some countries. Even the fast food is way better outside. Being used to ‘outside’ I can’t fucking taste the sodas, most restaurant food, and chocolate here. It’s like chewing plastic, lab created diabetes. I just realized how homesick I am.

  • @kylep.3632
    @kylep.3632 Год назад +19

    Tim Dillon is the new Gavin McInnes. Totally agree with everything Tim is saying here. I love hot takes on current events.

    • @VA-gu1jq
      @VA-gu1jq Год назад +7

      Why would you compare him to that guy? 😂

    • @kylep.3632
      @kylep.3632 Год назад +1

      @@VA-gu1jq You'd have to listen to Gav before the left destroyed him because of the proud boys thing. A great story teller and a way to share unpopular opinions in a hilarious way. Not trying to be political here. I think they have a chat together somewhere on RUclips.

    • @MFJoneser
      @MFJoneser Год назад

      Fuck no