Tim Dillon Goes Off On Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @adamwatson6916
    @adamwatson6916 3 года назад +2644

    What is so amazing is that they both think they are oppressed

    • @johnline
      @johnline 3 года назад +111

      they caught it off oprah. oprah literally crawled on her hands and knees through the underground railroad in the dark of night, through secret networks she would sing swing low stopping from time to time at safehouses where she would repair abolitionists clothes in exhchange for cornbread, and all this before escaping to the northern states where she could finally realise her dream of a harpo tv production company and entertain middle aged white women

    • @lanesniffin730
      @lanesniffin730 3 года назад +195

      Harry doesn’t think anything. He just wants to pipe that dark rump roast. I know plenty that are whipped like Harry.

    • @freedomconvoy5358
      @freedomconvoy5358 3 года назад +14

      So true

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 3 года назад +27

      @@johnline A tale of heroism as old as time.

    • @terryhall5507
      @terryhall5507 3 года назад +12

      Coming from thier lifestyle, the actually are.

  • @franeikenberg5853
    @franeikenberg5853 3 года назад +1605

    She was NOT a Hollywood actress. She was an ensemble player on a cable show filmed in Toronto.

    • @whatever8250
      @whatever8250 3 года назад +172

      And MOST AMERICANS never knew who the hell she was. 🤣

    • @GGora
      @GGora 3 года назад +149

      And she isn’t hot. In LA she’s at best a 4.

    • @indigodream3602
      @indigodream3602 3 года назад +11

      Mind your own life. Leave them alone. Who are you to insult others. Get a mirror !

    • @smudgeeee6259
      @smudgeeee6259 3 года назад +71

      @@GGora she's also had a nose job and god knows what else

    • @GGora
      @GGora 3 года назад +61

      Indigo Dream I have a mirror. And if I enter any room w Meghan Markle, no one will look at her twice.

  • @seangordon1905
    @seangordon1905 3 года назад +784

    "They are so dumb, it is noticeable. " Bravo sir, well done.

    • @aleahclaire2093
      @aleahclaire2093 10 месяцев назад +1

      I read this as he said it 😂😂😂

  • @tonybaggett1984
    @tonybaggett1984 2 года назад +1186

    Tim is a mix of Rush’s eloquence, Trump’s trolling, Jones’s conspiracy knowledge, Norm’s non-filter, Chappelle’s timing and Burr’s ranting. He’s like the Infinity Gauntlet of comedy.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 года назад +948

    "They came to a place with no racism...America" 😂😂😂 Tim's comedic speaking style is just incredible, never gets old. In these dark times after Norm's shocking death, Tim sustains me 💓

    • @AJMoore101
      @AJMoore101 2 года назад +6

      Does he own a dog house though?

    • @undercoverboss543
      @undercoverboss543 2 года назад +14

      @@AJMoore101 We lost norm? I didn’t even know he was sick!

    • @mindofwaves4470
      @mindofwaves4470 2 года назад

      You should try turning on the lights

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 2 года назад +3

      even 8 months later i still get heartbroken over Norm's passing favorite comedian of all time and the only death of someone that i never met actually effect me :( R.I.P Norm

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 года назад

      He does Gavin's style of delivery with the sarcasm. I can see why you would feel a bit of norm from him but he calls people retards and doesn't play politically correct he just does what he has to, to not be deplatformed, so he stepped up his sarcasm game. Something Gavin should have done and him and Tim have talked about this because Tim used to come on Gavin's show back in 2016 and he was great

  • @zacbouch42
    @zacbouch42 3 года назад +987

    "There are so many people that live without...... which is why we need to move to California and live in a big mansion." Lmao , I still can't believe people buy this nonsense

    • @devanman7920
      @devanman7920 3 года назад +8

      I know!

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 3 года назад +10

      My mom for one😆

    • @anonosaurus4517
      @anonosaurus4517 3 года назад +14

      Because most people are garden variety retards. They're everywhere.

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 3 года назад +4

      @Andreth purely emotional, and I'm no genius, but I've got a degree in social work, I've seen it before. She's cranky as well, but the most important thing for her is being a Democratic Party foot soldier, like I used to be. I'm all for believing in what you want to, I'm a Conservative, I'm all for free choice, but when you see your parents screaming about how they wish the Chinese army would parachute into Central Park here in Ashland Kentucky, and kill all the "Trump trash", including both of your children and your youngest brother, screaming about how Americans should feed and house illegal Afghan migrants, even though she lives down the street in a seven bedroom mansion in the best neighborhood in town "no, not in my house, I've got guests coming through!!!" which hasn't happened since 1997, "they're not vaccinated!!!" you just start looking for, straws? I don't know, but as a former lifelong Democratic Party foot soldier, I'm just glad to know I put on my shoes and walked away from the insanity.

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 3 года назад +2

      @Andreth she's said stuff like, oh I can't believe you own an assault rifle (actually it's a single shot 12ga I picked up from Rural King last year on sale for $156) when she hauls around a .38 S&W in her purse and blames it on "out of control negros" why she has to carry it, when I work in commercial transportation, which is dangerous by nature and even I only reluctantly carry my simple .22 revolver.
      Don't let anyone fool you, the leftist Democratic Party Taliban is way, way more racist, harmful and destructive than some Joe Six-pack kinda guy like me could ever hope to be or to aspire to.

  • @griselortiz-howell4287
    @griselortiz-howell4287 3 года назад +676

    Tim Dillon is everything we need in these crazy times.

    • @mwilliamson4198
      @mwilliamson4198 3 года назад +5

      Covid positive and proud of it

    • @Aczxser
      @Aczxser 3 года назад +2

      Totally man, crazy times man

    • @andybunn5780
      @andybunn5780 3 года назад +3

      He’s a national fuckin treasure

    • @swatteam2002
      @swatteam2002 2 года назад +2

      Tim is the counter crazy to the current crazy times

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 2 года назад

      Cocaine would also be cool, though.

  • @xx-ip7ej
    @xx-ip7ej 3 года назад +745

    Harry, six months later: "You know LA...kind of sucks."
    Megan: "Look Har, it's a real knife fight out here, ok?"

    • @luvours
      @luvours 3 года назад +52

      Life in the big city

    • @justwatchinguboob
      @justwatchinguboob 3 года назад +4

      Lmmfao

    • @TommyD546
      @TommyD546 3 года назад +6

      They should prolly call Tracy... have her find a Castle in Pacific Pallisades.

    • @melyssalau6126
      @melyssalau6126 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣pinochio will tell him hang in there and before you know it H is send back to the Truman show he grew up in. This round he enjoys it bcos no need to act just that he no longer have anyone willing to tolerate both his stupidity and spoilt brat temperament

    • @theresagwhite3175
      @theresagwhite3175 3 года назад +3

      "now rub my feet"

  • @Whywhatwherehowwhen
    @Whywhatwherehowwhen 3 года назад +665

    I think I speak for 99% of the British public when I say you’re welcome to them. Please keep them there with you.

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 3 года назад +15

      The royals are a problem in general not just them two.

    • @peekaboots01
      @peekaboots01 3 года назад +32

      As an American, I don't want them. I wish they'd go to Canada.

    • @Sleepy46joe
      @Sleepy46joe 3 года назад +28

      @@peekaboots01 as a Canadian, we don’t want them. Cost us taxpayers thousands that time they were in BC because they had the RCMP protecting them. Keep em in Cali plz

    • @bryan7938
      @bryan7938 3 года назад +2

      @@biohead66 I don’t agree but it needs slimming down with more public access to palaces and publicly owned historical items ie paintings antiques that have been passed down. Will help pay for itself. I’m into the history rather than any individuals.

    • @nurseratched5537
      @nurseratched5537 3 года назад +25

      No no no. They started in the UK they should be over there

  • @Lt.852
    @Lt.852 2 года назад +226

    “I’m kind of black, and you’re an idiot!” That made my day.

  • @Monkeyslunch8
    @Monkeyslunch8 3 года назад +902

    I love how Ben is always trying to stifle his own laughter. Must be so much fun working with Tim

    • @tom_shredz
      @tom_shredz 3 года назад +43

      @@Asshat900 they film it, it’s just for Tim’s private spank bank

    • @meimeihechuan
      @meimeihechuan 3 года назад +13

      He represents all of the audience who are truly enjoying the show ;)

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 года назад +4

      @bultaqi Ben? Tim's bff? The sound engineer? His own show... Riigghhtttt.

    • @louisasmiles
      @louisasmiles 3 года назад +5

      He sounds like he's faking the laugh

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 3 года назад +1

      I don't if it was deliberate, but I got a kick out of his face hiding behind the microphone early on in the clip. It's certainly big enough 😆

  • @teacw8965
    @teacw8965 3 года назад +168

    Recently saw an interview with Harry about his grandfather, he said he “respected his authenticness” instead of authenticity. Not very eloquent Harry

    • @cherylparsons2768
      @cherylparsons2768 3 года назад +14

      Sounds like an Americanism 🤔🤔🤔 wonder which American told him what to say 🤔🤔🤔

    • @daughterofwolf
      @daughterofwolf 3 года назад +9

      About his grandfather, he also said “…what you see is what you got”. Instead of: What you see, is what you get. He really does sound dumb.

    • @contiflex
      @contiflex 3 года назад +2

      it's because they boy is as thick as mince.

    • @JohnDoe-ok6py
      @JohnDoe-ok6py 3 года назад +2

      Oh yes indubitably

    • @catrionamacfarlane4949
      @catrionamacfarlane4949 2 года назад

      Thick as two short planks....couldn't complete his expensive education...nor his helicopter licence....
      Doesn't have much grey matter....like his mum.

  • @ShortFormLiFe
    @ShortFormLiFe 2 года назад +183

    “It started when they confused her for the help nine times” Tim just kills me man 🤣 🤣

  • @TK-111
    @TK-111 3 года назад +224

    30 million-dollar wedding10 million-dollar clothes budget for 18 months unlimited vacations yes she was treated real bad I'm sure they were racist 👍🤪🤣

    • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
      @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 года назад +2

      How does that contradicts being racist? They weren’t racist because they gave her money? Are you dumb?
      And if you are so mad about royals spending your money maybe stop paying to them.

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 года назад +17

      @@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight they welcomed her and she was horrible to them, especially when she learned she would never be Queen. What a brat!

    • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
      @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 года назад +1

      @@arribaficationwineho32 what do you mean? Why shouldn’t they welcome her?

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 года назад +1

      @@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight reading comprehension? Let me say it slowly…the Royal Family welcomed her. She was a brat.

    • @ethansmith7359
      @ethansmith7359 2 года назад +4

      @@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight tf you on about? It's obvious - if they were racist they wouldn't have. That's what everyone around you is saying, that's it's good they treated her normal

  • @sarahj2607
    @sarahj2607 3 года назад +241

    Omg he just called them grifters and I’ve never heard a better description 🤣☠️

    • @anniegetchergun
      @anniegetchergun 3 года назад +5

      @Sarah J You should watch Lady Colin Campbell’s (Lady C) channel! She calls them that and other appropriate things. She does great impersonations as well. She’s hilarious 😂😂

    • @desres2281
      @desres2281 7 месяцев назад +1

      *"Garden Variety R't@rdsl"* 😂😂😂

  • @moneyallspent7117
    @moneyallspent7117 3 года назад +88

    I don’t know anyone who watched Suits

    • @robertat.8817
      @robertat.8817 3 года назад +9

      Same. And she is pretending that she was SO famous!

    • @nurseratched5537
      @nurseratched5537 3 года назад +8

      Never even heard of it before she snagged Harry

    • @whatever8250
      @whatever8250 3 года назад +3

      lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 года назад +5

      I watched about 4 episodes and gotbored. It was crap.

    • @moneyallspent7117
      @moneyallspent7117 3 года назад

      @@leadoug1163 🤣

  • @lennartvers1767
    @lennartvers1767 3 года назад +257

    It was all a fairytale to the actress until she found out her son would not have a royal title to his name, the work as a member of the royal family was all about giving and not taking and the money or the housing (cottage instead of a palace) was not as good as she thought it was going to be. She is a moral bankrupt person. You only have to scratch the surface of her past to know that.

    • @1200times
      @1200times 3 года назад +37

      Her som WAS offered a title. Just not the title she wanted.

    • @schan263
      @schan263 3 года назад +17

      Later she found out her son would eventually get a royal title when Charles becomes king so I don't understand why she had to bring that up in the interview and for some people who didn't watch the whole interview, they might thought it had to do with race. But I think some of the staff didn't like her and didn't give her answers.

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em 3 года назад +3

      @@1200times Yup.

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em 3 года назад +21

      @@schan263 She also abused her staff. Awful

    • @aquariousenigma70
      @aquariousenigma70 3 года назад +5

      @@1200times not a Prince.....but Earl of Dumb...bahahahaha

  • @jiminykrickit
    @jiminykrickit 3 года назад +251

    They really suffered when they lived off the taxes of British taxpayers...
    The royal wedding for Harry and Markle reportedly cost a grand total of $45 million. With an extensive security presence, fine dining and a number of other expenses, Harry and Markle’s wedding was quite the pricey affair.
    From snipers, undercover police and military tech, the overwhelming security added up to an estimated total of $42.1 million, per British wedding site Bridebook.
    Other key wedding expenses included: Twenty silver-plated trumpets that announced the event for $125,000, a pricey $70,000 lemon elderflower wedding cake from Violet Bakery in East London, an abundance of decorative flowers outside of St. George's Chapel at Windsor for $150,000, a reported $420,000 to hire the glass marquee for the evening reception at the Frogmore House, $36,000 on sausage rolls and hot tea for all of the 2,640 invited members of the public, and lastly, a reported $440,000 on Meghan’s iconic Givenchy gown.

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision 3 года назад +44

      My god, they were living hand to mouth!

    • @Jole30
      @Jole30 3 года назад +35

      @@Double_Vision Yeah and now they left but they still want the money.. You can't make this shit up. A guy who got 20 million dollars from his mother but complains that he doesn't have money for security.. People who sympathize with that are total morons..

    • @matj3296
      @matj3296 3 года назад +24

      36k for sausage rolls?!?! Wtf

    • @foonatt
      @foonatt 3 года назад +15

      @@matj3296 they went cheap on the public’s food. I’m dumbfounded

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 3 года назад +24

      @@foonatt They spent 12x more on a single dress than food for 2.6k people. That's wild.

  • @RhytAwAyMistahJ
    @RhytAwAyMistahJ 3 года назад +258

    Someone needs to take this clip and animate the section where Dillon describes the Harriet Tubman episode of this new cartoon show Netflix is coming out with.

    • @tknows470
      @tknows470 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tknows470
      @tknows470 3 года назад +3

      The way he says he’s never getting another special after that… gold

  • @nicholenardone4443
    @nicholenardone4443 3 года назад +352

    Tim Dillon is the “new” voice that ISN’T imitating anyone else

    • @jimlivininoz
      @jimlivininoz 3 года назад +3

      Yup Shane is doing Luis ck

    • @jackgreen5627
      @jackgreen5627 3 года назад +19

      Tim Dillon is a million times more funny than any of the left wing activists who disguise themselves as TV hosts like Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel and Corden. Yes or yes?

    • @nicholenardone4443
      @nicholenardone4443 3 года назад +1

      @@jackgreen5627 Yes lol 😆 minus the political

    • @spritemultipack
      @spritemultipack 3 года назад +9

      @@jackgreen5627 those people are supposed to be funny ?

    • @stonecypher6344
      @stonecypher6344 3 года назад +1

      Yes or yes

  • @dianepeters8685
    @dianepeters8685 3 года назад +159

    Bunker Harry was protected by a dozen Ghurkas while he played his nintendo in Afghanistan, never fired one bullet.

    • @jenniferdaulby5519
      @jenniferdaulby5519 3 года назад +12

      I heard it was a Playstation! Guarded in a bunker. Lol

    • @rayal4395
      @rayal4395 3 года назад +4

      But I saw him running into a helicopter after the siren went off? 😂

    • @jenniferdaulby5519
      @jenniferdaulby5519 3 года назад +10

      @@rayal4395 probably ran to tell the pilot he was scared, but then he ran to his bunker to play "Call of Duty" - lol. Best wishes from Australia.

    • @moonlitdesert
      @moonlitdesert 3 года назад +11

      @@rayal4395 If you're talking about the tv interview with him ages ago, that was so heavily "staged". Very surprised you were taken in by that.

    • @anniegetchergun
      @anniegetchergun 3 года назад +2

      @@moonlitdesert Look at the emoji at the end of his comment! He so wasn’t taken in!

  • @jmuratoreful
    @jmuratoreful 3 года назад +114

    "garden variety morons" - the perfect description for H&M

  • @gugy68
    @gugy68 3 года назад +60

    Meghan was a C-class celebrity that hit the jackpot snatching the prince. Yes, she's hot but it ends there. I bet in less than 10 years Harry will be begging to return to Buckingham Palace. 🤦

    • @robertat.8817
      @robertat.8817 3 года назад +2

      She got really pretty face but her body....She is shaped like a box. I would not definitely her hot!

    • @r.pinheiro549
      @r.pinheiro549 3 года назад +3

      She’s pretty…NOT hot!

    • @magicimaginations
      @magicimaginations 3 года назад +3

      she isn't pretty, it's all many years of surgery and botox starting from when her dad won lotto!

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 3 года назад +57

    I hate Harry and Meghan. I didn't before but after that Oprah interview there is no other option.

  • @terryeddie1
    @terryeddie1 3 года назад +80

    Why is it assumed racism? Diana was blonde with blue eyes and read that history. They are making it about race bc they are boring, but people just seem to love talking about racism, even when it isn’t.

  • @jersonfigueiredo5079
    @jersonfigueiredo5079 2 года назад +60

    This is hilarious. These Dillon's rants are better than some comedians specials. Tim imitating Harry is priceless.

  • @blueberry22222
    @blueberry22222 2 года назад +20

    Tim’s Harriet Tubman impression

  • @LiKWiDjay
    @LiKWiDjay 3 года назад +206

    I love tims views on things. Nothing like a “prince” who grew up insanely wealthy claiming to be oppressed. Same for megan. Slept her way to the top. So much for getting to the top on ur own 😜

    • @moderatingmoderation1699
      @moderatingmoderation1699 3 года назад +12

      Hey man sleeping your way to the top takes a lot of effort not everybody can do it. I couldn't do it and you couldn't do it so let's keep things in perspective here

    • @foonatt
      @foonatt 3 года назад +4

      @@moderatingmoderation1699 but apparently you’re taking the perspective of a entitled rich person, because of course they earned it and deserve it, and here’s the proof: (bullshit)

    • @abornleader2474
      @abornleader2474 3 года назад +5

      Megan isn't that hot to sleep her way anywhere

    • @atomicalien4
      @atomicalien4 3 года назад +4

      @@abornleader2474 she absolutely is wtf are u on about

    • @TatiSaysSo
      @TatiSaysSo 3 года назад +10

      @@moderatingmoderation1699 exactly. Most women sleep their way to the bottom. At least Meghan aimed high.

  • @efru1
    @efru1 3 года назад +64

    "She was an actress on Suits...it's a TV show"

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 3 месяца назад

      This is EXACTLY what needs to be put on her CV when people ask who she is lol

  • @bsbncandey
    @bsbncandey 3 года назад +145

    This was too funny from start to end. I would love to be a royal. How could one walk away from: waving, smiling, taking pictures (with charities as well), beautiful gowns, servants, first class travel, best food and medicine, and living in castles? You're an idiot for walking away. So what the press says bad things, they have to really work at their jobs, royals do not. Some royal staff member said something racist? Have them fired. A royal family member said something racist? Say something meaner to them band shut it down. It's not that hard. Good grief! You get back royal title and money for the rest of your life goodness sake!

    • @debolinachatterjee7154
      @debolinachatterjee7154 3 года назад +5

      Haha!! Love it.

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 года назад +3

      I agree. Also your thumbnail is incredibly regal. Your half way there dude xx

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 2 года назад +1

      It’s not for everyone, sounds really boring (except for the money part)

    • @jabawoky98
      @jabawoky98 2 года назад +4

      @@debolinachatterjee7154 it's also been proven that for years now Markle has been paying the media to keep talking about her

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 года назад +5

      She learned she would never be Queen so left in a huff.

  • @cirilloz
    @cirilloz 3 года назад +94

    Harry and Meghan: We hate the Press.
    Meghan: Ok Harry, let's move to L.A. where we will be surrounded by the Press.

    • @alexresa9039
      @alexresa9039 3 года назад +4

      The dudes mom was literally princess Diana do you not realize what the tabloids made up about his nubian wife lol

    • @SMRT79
      @SMRT79 Год назад +5

      And Meghan has the paparazzi on speed dial! Lol

  • @deejames1st
    @deejames1st 2 года назад +39

    This is one of the funniest roasts ever of this couple. More please.

  • @frauleinhohenzollern
    @frauleinhohenzollern Год назад +11

    I had to pull over when he did the Harriet Tubman impression, I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to crash

  • @moonlitdesert
    @moonlitdesert 3 года назад +36

    You covered them so well, loved the humour and wit....thanks! He was put in the army to stop him falling out of clubs drunk and fighting with journalists and exposing his willy to everyone!

  • @janepearson2450
    @janepearson2450 3 года назад +44

    This guy is comedy genius .love it from a uk brit

  • @mountaingirl1974
    @mountaingirl1974 3 года назад +131

    I can't believe he didn't talk about the magazine cover where Harry looks like Meghan's hairstylist

    • @maaiker2977
      @maaiker2977 3 года назад +18

      The pose is literally a copy of a photo kiddy harry made with his mommy (who was also wearing white at the time). Paging doctor Freud! 😳🤪

    • @kyers9817
      @kyers9817 3 года назад +2

      💀💀💀

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻😎Meghans hair stylist. I proper chuckled at that one. Well done!

    • @SMRT79
      @SMRT79 Год назад +1

      Vidal-Sassoon was my first take! Lol!!!

  • @Sequenceserenade
    @Sequenceserenade 3 года назад +175

    The Harriet Tubman bit is one of the funniest things I’ve heard / seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣

    • @foonatt
      @foonatt 3 года назад +8

      “...Thank you!”

    • @sastrinidis
      @sastrinidis 3 года назад +7

      It was absolute gold lol

    • @QuizRox
      @QuizRox 2 года назад +5

      "...what I am trying to say chile..."

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 года назад +1

      "It's a TV show!"

  • @fernmachine3778
    @fernmachine3778 2 года назад +31

    Tim Dillion is great in these rants because he understands the psyche of rich people.

  • @kevinvong6912
    @kevinvong6912 3 года назад +107

    For the past year I though that Tim was the funniest man of this generation. Now, with the passing of Norm MacDonald, Tim is the funniest man on earth.

  • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
    @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 3 года назад +30

    I love how down his agent is... Laughing the entire time, "Yeah, lets do it..."

  • @nd2705
    @nd2705 3 года назад +57

    This rant is even funnier the second time listening to it.

  • @patrickdaly3628
    @patrickdaly3628 3 года назад +62

    You have to admit Timmy does a GREAT Tubman

  • @Quball87
    @Quball87 3 года назад +69

    This is one of the best Tim clips I've ever seen. The Harriet bit is better than anything late night TV has done in years

  • @lewis123417
    @lewis123417 3 года назад +14

    They are deeply despised in Britian now. Haryy went from one of the most loved royals to the second most hated after Prince Andrew

  • @ssoozee
    @ssoozee 3 года назад +39

    My gosh, how’d I ever miss this podcaster? I’m in for anyone who can make me laugh out loud. New sub.

  • @baore2422
    @baore2422 6 месяцев назад +3

    The Harriet Tubman bit is absolutely diabolical. Love it

  • @harrylime5715
    @harrylime5715 3 года назад +32

    I’ll tell Oprah they were chasing me around the royal palace with nooses. Lmfao!

  • @914southside
    @914southside 3 года назад +30

    “I wouldn’t even know she was black by looking at her” 😂😂😂

  • @camillehill8795
    @camillehill8795 3 года назад +90

    Harry had a security military squad protecting him when he was in Afghanistan. He was in little danger.

    • @jordanleigh8119
      @jordanleigh8119 3 года назад +8

      Entirely not true. He flew attack helicopters during raids. Many of times his helicopter was shot at by anti air craft guns and rpgs. I hate harry and what's hes done. But never lie about a mans service. Its disquieting and disrespectful

    • @mgoub3798
      @mgoub3798 3 года назад +9

      @@jordanleigh8119 Sorry jordan I’ve also heard that the military said he was a security risk so never really flew or cannot fly an aircraft or even toke part in dangerous assignment. Apparently he’s not that smart...... Allegedly!.

    • @jordanleigh8119
      @jordanleigh8119 3 года назад +7

      @@mgoub3798 well I've witnessed it with my own eyes. I was a mechanic based in camp bastion in the day of my delightful youth. And many times I saw him respond to air support requests and to hit strategic targets. The man has taken lifes. He did his bit. Hes a wanker but desveres the respect for doing his part. It is true he did once get ordered back to England by HM because mi5 believed there was going to be a attack to try and see if they could kill him. But what is so often the case military intelligence was wrong. The only time harry got any special treatment was at home. In those camps he was a solider. He got spoken to like the rest of us. Even tho he was technically the highest rank in Afghanistan when he went. Try speaking to other eye witnesses about it if you ever get the chance.

    • @mgoub3798
      @mgoub3798 3 года назад +4

      @@jordanleigh8119 Well that proves we need not judge so quickly. Thank you for your interesting information. With upmost respect to you. Well appreciated!…👏🏽

    • @alisonmansfield9052
      @alisonmansfield9052 3 года назад +4

      harry being there put those real Army man at risk,,,selfish prick he is

  • @alisonmansfield9052
    @alisonmansfield9052 3 года назад +11

    First time watching you....new subscriber here from Cornwall Uk....You nailed them completely.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 года назад +64

    It's just refreshing to hear the word "retard" in 2021. As the brother of an autistic person, it's time 😂

    • @adambow3116
      @adambow3116 Год назад

      Brother of a retard too. I enjoyed that he referred in the context of "married a ginger retard." Brilliant

  • @dorisfischer3132
    @dorisfischer3132 3 года назад +16

    Harry isn`t the brightest candle on the cake. it's reported from classmates that he barely passed his exams to get to Eton University and to Sandhurst. If H wouldn`t be a Prince he would be a plumber or a construction worker...

  • @dmc357
    @dmc357 3 года назад +54

    Ben's laughter is priceless 🤣🤣

  • @liamjones9115
    @liamjones9115 3 года назад +23

    This is a genius bit from Tim Dillon. Big respect

  • @andrewthomas6200
    @andrewthomas6200 3 года назад +46

    The worrying thing is that your President 'admires their courage'. As and Englisman I don't want them back. Royalty has served an important purpose in my country and the Queen is admirable in every way: as a role model and figurehead. These two are something you would throw out and not expect to be recycled!

    • @cashel5232
      @cashel5232 3 года назад +4

      They're clowns, but so are the royal family.

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 3 года назад +2

      Your queen eats children.

    • @annmcevoy5686
      @annmcevoy5686 3 года назад +2

      @@bsota8513 oh please! Do grow up!

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 3 года назад +3

      @@annmcevoy5686 HUGE pedophile rings going on in palace. Do some research. Seriously.

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 года назад +1

      I too am British and i wholeheartedly agree with your comment. Very well put.

  • @whatever8250
    @whatever8250 3 года назад +22

    The “Village Idiots” here in the USA. Just like in The UK.

  • @SM-jk4fq
    @SM-jk4fq 8 месяцев назад +2

    literally keep coming back to this Tim Dillon is A grade commentary + comedy

  • @marielfalk4537
    @marielfalk4537 3 года назад +10

    Those grifters are insufferable. The Royal family are truly above all of this classless behavior.

  • @rhysyboy1
    @rhysyboy1 Год назад +7

    As an English man this is the most hilarious breakdown of this whole situation out there, also the most accurate

  • @TheImplication2005
    @TheImplication2005 3 года назад +92

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time! You never disappoint, Tim!

  • @caroldonaldson5936
    @caroldonaldson5936 3 года назад +105

    Harry Windsor was a racist all of his life from childhood. He mocked people of colour by emulating their accents & called them derogatory racist names from his days at early prep school & later as an Eton pupil. He continued throughout military service with his colleagues in the army, using racist insults. All of this right up until he meets Scumbellina & accuses his family on the O show saying, "I just couldn't believe it!"? Really Harry? Really??? The RF are *not* racist - Harry is & always was!!

    • @rockthecasbah6450
      @rockthecasbah6450 3 года назад +8

      Maybe harry think by marrying a woman of colour it would somehow absolve his racist past. Maybe it was his way of redeeming himself and showing to the world "see? I'm not a racist, a marry a woman of colour."

    • @herlindamartinez6456
      @herlindamartinez6456 3 года назад +6

      And he wore a Hitler outfit🙄

    • @angelawhitehouse8066
      @angelawhitehouse8066 3 года назад +4

      Scumbellina .....🤣🤣😍

    • @evas9735
      @evas9735 3 года назад +2

      Harry is the biggest racist ever!!! He also told people his ex girlfriend Chelsea (from Zimbabwe) ‘wasn’t black or anything’

    • @Kryssi709
      @Kryssi709 3 года назад +3

      Or maybe, like the rest of us, he didn't know she was of colour

  • @poojagb
    @poojagb 2 года назад +7

    This bit is so hilarious in the light of her new interview with Cut magazine where she mentioned being likened to Nelson Mandela. They are really insane.

  • @herindoors3552
    @herindoors3552 3 года назад +14

    Just found you, hilarious love you all the way from Hertfordshire in the UK, please, please keep it up.

  • @WickedFelina
    @WickedFelina 3 года назад +11

    VAPID! That's it! That's the word I've been looking for in regard to them.
    Thank you!

  • @Golden-ib7dk
    @Golden-ib7dk 3 года назад +12

    Omg I was dying when you were doing the voices for the cartoon 😂😂😂 love you so much 💜

  • @Pinkvr-sigma
    @Pinkvr-sigma 3 года назад +17

    9:35 HOLY SHIT…the Harriet Tubman impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BC08
      @BC08 2 года назад

      Funniest shit Ive heard in a min

  • @CrazyWatcher670
    @CrazyWatcher670 2 года назад +13

    I started laughing audibly the moment he started talking good about them at the beginning. I knew where it was going. I love this guy.

  • @abdulrahman-xp3pt
    @abdulrahman-xp3pt 3 года назад +22

    Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. 😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the giggles mate!

  • @g.n.b9197
    @g.n.b9197 3 года назад +28

    The Harriet Tubman monologue really ended me💀

  • @charleskelly1446
    @charleskelly1446 3 года назад +16

    Best Podcast in a long time, anywhere, for this old man. Good stuff

  • @liamh9814
    @liamh9814 2 года назад +14

    I learned something new today: don’t eat hot soup while watching Tim Dillon; spitting it out laughing is not a good thing.

  • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
    @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 3 года назад +215

    Tim Dillon looks like the rich kid who's surrounded by fake friends cause he has a ps5

    • @djkrptdnb
      @djkrptdnb 3 года назад +2

      He’s Belson

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

    • @jonathansoko5368
      @jonathansoko5368 3 года назад +9

      Poor kids have ps5. Rich kids have sick PC's.

    • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
      @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 3 года назад +11

      @@jonathansoko5368 25 year old virgins have PCs

    • @D34D22
      @D34D22 3 года назад +1

      @@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 Ain’t that the truth. Real men struggle enough with bills they can’t afford a pc😂

  • @grandmascannoli2227
    @grandmascannoli2227 3 года назад +101

    I love how you can’t quite tell if he’s serious or just trolling with a 150 IQ

    • @Arc1517
      @Arc1517 3 года назад +21

      I think he’s serious in this one. The idea of Royals is weird and antiquated

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 года назад +5

      Both 😉

    • @Stefanius058
      @Stefanius058 2 года назад +4

      @@Arc1517 yeah here in Europe they are nothing more than a waste of tax payers money

  • @willman9567
    @willman9567 3 года назад +35

    They are making their grift work. Especially since there is a chance that Harry isn't Charles son. The only thing dumber is their fans.

    • @JP-wk7cc
      @JP-wk7cc 3 года назад +1

      what’s the basis for the kid not being his? seems like you’d have to be an extra level of crazy to cheat on the dude, her entire new life and netflix series and big house(s) is based on her relationship with this guy

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision 3 года назад +5

      @@JP-wk7cc Diana had a prolonged affair with a red-headed Army cavalry officer named James Hewitt during her marriage to Prince Charles.
      Google him and you'll see side-by-side photos of Harry and him. Then Google Prince Charles and Harry's brother Prince William, who both have dark hair. Harry's clearly a cuckoo in the nest.

    • @cherylparsons2768
      @cherylparsons2768 3 года назад +4

      About time this was mentioned. It seems to me that the doubt over his parentage is at the root of Harry’s attitude. It’s as though he is daring the RF to address this. Whether Charles is his Father or not, the doubt is there and he is the image of Hewitt.

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 2 года назад +1

    I am sooo glad Tim finally stood up to these folks! I know the world had been waiting and watching for Tim’s response to the Royal pains in the arse.

  • @Lorisa25
    @Lorisa25 3 года назад +6

    *Meghan Markle's name MEANS Pear! She named the show after herself!!!*
    Also, examples of the Royal Family being racist & not helping MM out included "I had to look up the words to the national anthem myself! ".. .England doesn't sing their anthem at every event like Americans. And she KNEW that, but still complained about it to Opera. Harry wanted to MOVE to Africa, (even talked about it years before MM) but instead they moved To LA. You know, away from the spotlight.

  • @MatthewW713
    @MatthewW713 Год назад +3

    Possibly the greatest thing ever uploaded to RUclips.

  • @TheStringBreaker
    @TheStringBreaker 3 года назад +12

    Love this content man! Pure *GOLD*

  • @everonlyallforthee
    @everonlyallforthee 3 года назад +14

    Tim, we need more live calls to your agent, please!

  • @ryanlawson9903
    @ryanlawson9903 3 года назад +40

    I have a cleft lip (mine is really minimal, with the surgeries I had when I was young, you almost can’t even tell) and that cleft palate shit is so funny 😂

    • @waywardson7295
      @waywardson7295 3 года назад +6

      I hope they at least approached you for an interview.

    • @satanspit4101
      @satanspit4101 3 года назад

      Its super funny. Because what he is saying. Is basically true.

  • @chesterfieldpinkington4287
    @chesterfieldpinkington4287 2 года назад +9

    I love how Harry's voice is performed with a British accent but Megan is just Tim's voice and demeanour 🤣

  • @lucasglowacki4683
    @lucasglowacki4683 3 года назад +29

    I had no idea she was “black” till they told me🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Tehstampede
    @Tehstampede 2 года назад +5

    Everyone needs a hypeman like Red Sweater Guy; him laughing at these jokes is the whipped cream and cherry on top of the malt shake that is Tim Dillon's comedy

  • @shotbydebt
    @shotbydebt 3 года назад +20

    When Ben starts to rock, I lose it every time

  • @larryjohnson3087
    @larryjohnson3087 3 года назад +16

    "That's why I like him, cause he will get fired too" I almost fell out of my chair that came out of nowhere.

  • @awolfbrow
    @awolfbrow 2 года назад +15

    For 2 days I’m still laughing at “garden variety morons”

  • @courtnisaizon4546
    @courtnisaizon4546 Год назад +3

    The Harriet Tubman part took me out. 😂😂😂😂

  • @KF-my8zz
    @KF-my8zz 3 года назад +11

    You should talk more about these clowns. Love your opinion on them.

  • @mollypitcher9380
    @mollypitcher9380 3 года назад +9

    “They’re here and it’s fun.” “Well that sounds great!”

  • @ramyabhat4282
    @ramyabhat4282 3 года назад +13

    Love this rant! 100% true

  • @katesleuth1156
    @katesleuth1156 3 года назад +9

    Netflix, Spotify, Google etc. have no moral compass.

  • @senthilvelan544
    @senthilvelan544 3 года назад +28

    Haven't laughed so much in a while. God bless Tim😂

  • @mariaantwan7479
    @mariaantwan7479 10 месяцев назад +3

    This never gets old 😂😂 love you Tim you absolute legend

  • @zshakur
    @zshakur 2 года назад +10

    Tim Dillon is hilarious but I fuckin love watching Ben just fall to pieces after trying so hard to keep it together.

  • @actuaryaltair6280
    @actuaryaltair6280 3 года назад +17

    Megain is hardly hot, rather a well curated image. Her ferret eyes, nothing hot about that.

  • @aleahclaire2093
    @aleahclaire2093 10 месяцев назад +2

    Im watching this for the third time , CLASSIC !
    “Garden variety morons”
    LOVE IT 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @0789faraday1
    @0789faraday1 3 года назад +23

    We in the UK are sick of them...they just refuse to go quiet ...the world is waking up to the grifters

    • @n.o.m4385
      @n.o.m4385 5 месяцев назад

      am not even British or western and am sick of them.😂

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 3 года назад +8

    I've never looked forward to Saturday nights more in my entire life. Thanks again♥️

  • @Richard-zp3ok
    @Richard-zp3ok 3 года назад +2

    I needed to hear this at the time of the interview 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lovergurlxx1
    @lovergurlxx1 3 года назад +3

    This seriously brightened up my Friday afternoon in work